0031 CB CyberGen Session

- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'rpg room':
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    Jokernaut
Blooderfly has joined the room.
<Blooderfly> hellos
<Blooderfly> can i close the Newplayer room?
<[CB1]Gun> can with /leave
<Blooderfly> ahh goody all better
<Blooderfly> tommarrow ill pritn out the whole book while Im at work that way i can look through it. It looks alot like D20 modern/futuer
<[CB1]Gun> no where near as complex
<[CB1]Gun> don't even need to print it out
<Blooderfly> ohh I wanna be an alchemist lol
<[CB1]Gun> we need a good one
<Blooderfly> an alchemist that can't qouit controll her powers lol
<Blooderfly> would be fun for her personality
<Blooderfly> reason shes a beaverbrat is because mother and father don't think she will ever amount to anything usefull even with their high brow school and tutoring
<Blooderfly> so she has self concious issues and the like
<[CB1]Gun> the ninja skill will be quite useful
<Blooderfly> alonmg witht he alchemist would be pretty neat.. infiltrate.. use the feeler... then come back out and assemble the item
<[CB1]Gun> melt stuff!
<Blooderfly> melt and reform
<Jokernaut> HEY VERIFEX.
<Jokernaut> WHEN ARE WE STARTING?
<[CB1]Gun> oh and check the gang items against their store prices/uses
<Blooderfly> will i have to roll up a char sheet tommarow?
<[CB1]Gun> forget the claw, we got one, but don't have the maggrip
<[CB1]Gun> fex could get you one now if he wakes from contraption ;p
<Blooderfly> yea but it would be nice to have her own gear
<Blooderfly> and hell if i have enough points in it i can make more
<Blooderfly> if i get alchemist
<[CB1]Gun> I'm talkin about your own gear
<[CB1]Gun> superstring & mag grapples are the must
<[CB1]Gun> got 20 flashlights
<Blooderfly> hmm.. out of the itms listed which has the most metal inthem?
<Blooderfly> cause the more metal we have the more stuff we can make
<[CB1]Gun> screw that, we're in the war zone, we can steal stuff
<[CB1]Gun> but like I said you can't pick the super power
<[CB1]Gun> fyi on the snoopbox, on of the settings jams signals
<[CB1]Gun> one of*
<Blooderfly> ahh well once fex gets back we can figure out what we will be
<Blooderfly> what are you gun?
AG_Titan has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> biker and scanner
<[CB1]Gun> basically the leader of burden with these murders
<AG_Titan> (hello everyone)
<[CB1]Gun> not started yet
<AG_Titan> oh well hello anyway
<AG_Titan> isn't it way past starting time
<Blooderfly> So how  old is the group ranger?
<[CB1]Gun> indeed -.- they are all asleep in carnage
<Jokernaut> I wanna grow weed.
<AG_Titan> is fex here
<[CB1]Gun> ranger?
<AG_Titan> is Verifex here
<[CB1]Gun> he's afk
<AG_Titan> ohh
<Jokernaut> Tell Verifex to stop playing Contraception.
<Jokernaut> =(
<[CB1]Gun> totally ruined last game
<Jokernaut> It really did.
<AG_Titan> wait i'll get him
<Jokernaut> >_<
* AG_Titan runs down the hall shouting "FEX WHERE ARE YOU"
<[CB1]Gun> get the book AG?
<AG_Titan> no i've only read the wiki
<AG_Titan> he never sent me the link
<[CB1]Gun> fly, got the link?
<[CB1]Gun> oh well get exp for nothing -.-
<Blooderfly> i got the book lol
<AG_Titan> can i get the link
<Blooderfly> http://rs15.rapidshare.com/files/69792059/cybergeneration.pdf
<Blooderfly> do we have a alchmist or a tinman ont he team yet?
<AG_Titan> there's an alchmist
<[CB1]Gun> yes to both, but the alchy never shows(plus lacks the stats) and the tinmen doesn't use it to good lengths
<AG_Titan> Lamu is tin and nemerz is alch
<[CB1]Gun> and lammy is nuts
<Jokernaut> FEXY-POO.
<Jokernaut> WHERE ARE YOU?
<AG_Titan> over here, lol
<Blooderfly> whats stats will i be needing for alch if i can manage to get it
<Blooderfly> and do we make our chars first.. then get the evolve?
<Blooderfly> or will he give the elvolve then we make the char
<[CB1]Gun> chars first, powers after a game day
<AG_Titan> you need tech
<[CB1]Gun> most important stats are INT and REF
<[CB1]Gun> specialize, don't balance ;)
<Blooderfly> wekk the beaverbrats specialty is Ref based
<Blooderfly> so that works
<AG_Titan> Rads FTW
<[CB1]Gun> if only for the 5m radius bombs
<[CB1]Gun> ...which hit as much as a shotgun -.-
<AG_Titan> so C4 sucks
<[CB1]Gun> hey you can't buy them
<Blooderfly> LOL i should be a glitter kid LOL
<Blooderfly> 1000 money up front
<[CB1]Gun> you get $1000 starting anyways
<AG_Titan> wait what can u usefully do with C4
<Blooderfly> so thats 2000
<[CB1]Gun> blow up a car
<[CB1]Gun> or a wall
<AG_Titan> can u shoot through a wall with a shotgun
<[CB1]Gun> could get a shit load of shit like IA suggested
<[CB1]Gun> nope
<AG_Titan> MegaViolents seem pretty cool too
Users in room 'rpg room':
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    AG_Titan
    Jokernaut
    Blooderfly
<[CB1]Gun> we never used the skill
<AG_Titan> why
<[CB1]Gun> GW is a turd like that
<Verifex> hmm, so Gun and Joker tonight, did anyone else show up?
<[CB1]Gun> nope
<[CB1]Gun> but help these guys
<Jokernaut> Bleh.
<Verifex> alrighty, I sent both of them the CGen book.
<AG_Titan> ya im downloading right now
<[CB1]Gun> make them pages
<Verifex> pages?
<[CB1]Gun> char pages
<Verifex> oh.. ok one sec then
Users in room 'rpg room':
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    AG_Titan
    Jokernaut
    Blooderfly
OddBird has joined the room.
- server grants op status to OddBird
<OddBird> (finally. Damn fucking spoiled pigshit of a kid wouldn't leave the fucking store 30 minutes after close)
<[CB1]Gun> rofl
<AG_Titan> not started yet
<OddBird> ah ok
<[CB1]Gun> well it's OB and joker in the van so w/e
<OddBird> and Hakai's there too, we're all hiding out from the SWAT
<OddBird> ....shoot, where's hakai now...
<[CB1]Gun> she, neme, and TH and afk ;p
<Verifex> alright
<Verifex> hey now we've got a party..
<OddBird> yeah, OB's here, it's a party
<Verifex> alright blooderfly and ag_titan, I've made your character sheets..
<OddBird> WOOT blooderfly is joining!
<AG_Titan> sweet
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<OddBird> brb, massive dump unloading
<Blooderfly> okay so i fill it out then
<Blooderfly> and you will be able to help me out with questions. Also what is the avg age
<[CB1]Gun> want the item list?
<OddBird> ~12-16 I think
<[CB1]Gun> go 16
<Verifex> everyone in the party seems to think being older / bigger is better.. 
* OddBird is 14, tallish and skinny.
<OddBird> and I'm better.
<[CB1]Gun> no we want to grow up to be toys r us kids
<Verifex> Don't worry, when you need to climb through a storm drain, probalby only one or two people in the party will fit ;)
<[CB1]Gun> go 14, make it easy on me muahahahahaha
<Blooderfly> I will lol  110 5'4 lol
<[CB1]Gun> fly: 1 Set Mag-Grapples, 50mm SuperString, Snoopbox, SmartGoggles
<[CB1]Gun> we got everything else in fact I'll give you lights, a bag, and decrypt
* OddBird will fit. WOOT
<[CB1]Gun> annnnnd you'll have to fight over the guns
<[CB1]Gun> or buy some as we aren't doing mall trips ever again
<[CB1]Gun> ever!
<OddBird> hehe
<OddBird> we don't have any active mallbrats anymore do we?
<[CB1]Gun> tho your snake could steal something.....
<[CB1]Gun> get us all watches and puke them up
<Verifex> anyone joining the party doesn't need to be good at fighting.. that for sure...
<[CB1]Gun> lies!
<[CB1]Gun> we get in more fights than winehouse
<Jokernaut> ,Vacj'
<Jokernaut> Wtf did I just say?
<Jokernaut> I meant back.
<AG_Titan> hey Fex how useful is C4
<[CB1]Gun> we're murder buttfucking sons of demongoats!
<[CB1]Gun> it's 5m circle damage for DC6
<OddBird> (useful)
<OddBird> :)
<[CB1]Gun> very
<[CB1]Gun> almost was one
<[CB1]Gun> plus the 20 ARS5
<[CB1]Gun> 20 pocket*
<[CB1]Gun> think the S is for stealth ;p
<Blooderfly> ummmmm question
<Blooderfly> whats btm
<Blooderfly> cause thats not in the guide
<[CB1]Gun> I'll do that for you later
<[CB1]Gun> it is but hidden
<Blooderfly> okay
<[CB1]Gun> want me to do the items? plz!
<OddBird> lol.
<[CB1]Gun> oh and I have to show the extra shop pages too
<OddBird> BTM is based on your BODY stat, helps determine how much damage you take
<[CB1]Gun> BODY 6 = BTM -2
<[CB1]Gun> which is 2 more points damage reduction
<Blooderfly> fine gun get me some items
<Blooderfly> im still working out skills
<AG_Titan> the book is taking a day to download for me for some reason
<[CB1]Gun> I can list the Rad stuff
<Blooderfly> where do i put my ninja skills?
<AG_Titan> it finally finished after like 40min
<Blooderfly> grr here ima post my stats and you guys can help me chose my skills
<Blooderfly> bahh it didnt save my stats grr
<[CB1]Gun> editted in the ninja skill
<OddBird> Blooderfly = ninja?
<OddBird> Guess I'm downgraded to semi-ninja status
<[CB1]Gun> beaverbrat's skill is suburban ninja
<Jokernaut> I wanted to be a ninja.
<Jokernaut> I guess no CG tonight?
<Verifex> alright, now everyones profile should have the "dependant stat" next to each skill..
<[CB1]Gun> ninjas haven't worked for us yet ;p
<Verifex> Well, we can play now that OB is here, but it will have to be a short session ok?
<[CB1]Gun> lay off the contraption
<Verifex> hey I totally gave it up earlier today
<Jokernaut> And the COntraception.
<Verifex> I'll play it at work or something ;)
<Verifex> Anyways..
<[CB1]Gun> (let's see what mess happens in the van ;)
<OddBird> we're going short session, eh
<OddBird> quick and dirty, that's how I like it
<Jokernaut> No foreplay.
<Verifex> It's 10:30!
<Verifex> Everyone into parenthesis!
<OddBird> (never stopped you before, Fex)
<OddBird> (you always get here at 10:30)
<[CB1]Gun> (ha ha)
<Blooderfly> ( okay stats have been enetered.... feel free to help out fromt there)
<Jokernaut> (I always do quick and dirty. I actually looked forward to foreplay every once in awhile. >.>)
<Verifex> So, last we left everyone, OB and Joker were about to be raped by some swat guys, thankfully they haven't been seen yet, not sure if that gives them much of an advantage, but still..
<OddBird> (no, Hakai was gonna save our asses, but she's not here now)
<AG_Titan> (which means you're screwed)
<OddBird> (She was gonna use her power to infiltrate the SWAT and tell them we were heading a different way)
<AG_Titan> (/me is glad he's not in the game yet)
<Verifex> OB, I'll let you control Hakai's character if you want.
<Jokernaut> (Make her touch your penis dude.)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh that's so wrong)
<OddBird> (she can touch my snake, but not my penis. :))
<Verifex> (If you abuse multi-character control, you will lose it, and how...)
<[CB1]Gun> (use jammer powers)
<OddBird> (I don't want Gun's silver AIDs.)
<Jokernaut> (That's definitely where you wanna leave off for Thursday. Verifex: So Hakai was last touching OB's penis.)
<[CB1]Gun> (too late OB)
<Blooderfly> ( BIC!!!)
<Blooderfly> (Please..)
<Jokernaut> (BIC? Like the lighter?)
<Verifex> OB and Joker were hiding behind the van behind the warhouse, right?
<Blooderfly> ( standard chat Back In Character thus bursting the OOC bubble)
* Jokernaut nods.
* OddBird = Hakai> Alright, I'm going try to and camoflauge myself as one of them and convince them you guys are headed east.
<[CB1]Gun> (and use the jammer power on her walkie)
<[CB1]Gun> (all walkies)
* OddBird jams all the walkies
<OddBird> (rolls?_
<[CB1]Gun> (obstruction!)
<Verifex> (AG Titan, are you filling out your character sheet?)
<Verifex> (OB, remember, Hakai can change her body to look like anything, but she isn't able to emulate clothing..
<[CB1]Gun> (fly, for the other stats you'll want to make a few 8's ;)
<Verifex> (much less an uzi and all the swat paraphenalia they wear on their person)
<OddBird> (shoot. How's that useful? grawr.)
<Verifex> (she can emulate clothing that is skin tight..
<[CB1]Gun> (fly, where is says yogangskillstat= up top)
<Verifex> (but you can't emulate clothing like hats, or gasmasks or riot helmets or things like that..)
<[CB1]Gun> (let the guys in warehouse fight I say then run like hell)
<OddBird> (Fex said the SWAT was waiting for us in the warehouse.
<OddBird> )
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf oh well run now?)
<OddBird> (that's my guess. I might can send out a fake transmission to confuse them, but that's about it.)
<[CB1]Gun> (go find some ruins and hide)
<Jokernaut> (What happens if my character dies?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah! pick a place on the map)
<[CB1]Gun> (we faint first)
* OddBird sends out a signal to the SWAT walkies. "Will all units please stand by, targets should be arriving in 15 minutes."
<Verifex> (OB you can use your cybergen power to listen..)
<OddBird> (d'oh.)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh)
<OddBird> (I always forget that and think of it as a broadcasting power)
<[CB1]Gun> (w/e radar)
<AG_Titan> (how do I know what my skills are?)
* OddBird listens to the walkie conversation before taking any action
<Verifex> (it's not supersonic hearing, but it's pretty good, you can hear a guy talking from 200 meters away)
<[CB1]Gun> (only get 1 gang skill)
<OddBird> (plus I can intercept radio transmission)
<Jokernaut> (That sounds like supersonic hearing..)
<OddBird> (nope, only ubersonic. Not yet super)
<Jokernaut> (I think uber > super.)
<Verifex> (scratch that, it actually does let you hear subsonic /ultrasonics)
<OddBird> (yeah, I recall that I can hear loads of shit)
<[CB1]Gun> (everybody fart!)
<OddBird> * OddBird listens to the walkie conversation before taking any action
<Blooderfly> (does the siberban ninja count as one of the skills i have to put the 40 point sin?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Verifex> (he also can filter noise while listening [his ears have malleable hexite in them])
<Jokernaut> (OB hears me getting an erection.)
<OddBird> 14
<OddBird> (it's a tiny sound coming from a tiny source)
<Verifex> Alright, you attempt to listen to whats going on nearby..
<Jokernaut> (And Gun said jammers weren't useful.)
<[CB1]Gun> (fly: get a clue, jock, and streetfight are musts)
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf I didn't)
<[CB1]Gun> (I pointed out who was using it tho)
<[CB1]Gun> (snake eyes sssssss)
<Verifex> (almost all the cybergen powers are useful at some point or another)
<[CB1]Gun> (a get clue of 4 or 5 should do....dunno what you want jock wise)
<Verifex> (the only skill I've found that isn't that useful is GoGo, because you mostly don't need it unless you are doing fancy tricks in a vehicle or trying to outrun someone..)
<OddBird> (ahahahahahahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol the white guys rap better than the black guys in the taco bell ad)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah only lammy and I need it)
* OddBird broadcsts to the SWAT walkies. ""Will all units please stand by, targets should be arriving in 15 minutes."
<[CB1]Gun> (but outrunning the cops is useful ;p)
<Jokernaut> (Why not freaking call them to go somewhere else?)
<OddBird> 13
<OddBird> (because i roll shit like that)
<[CB1]Gun> (see what I mean!?!?!!?!)
<[CB1]Gun> (should say the escaped to teh park)
<OddBird> (going for the simplest thing possible, asking them to stay there)
<Verifex> OB, who are you transmitting as?
<OddBird> another SWAT member.
<Verifex> Which one?
<Jokernaut> (Jesus!)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes?)
<OddBird> (Gun, shut the fuck up. I'm going for easiest difficulty possible)
<OddBird> Air Unit 3
<[CB1]Gun> (see what I mean was meant for the rolls ;p)
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Verifex> You haven't heard them talking yet, you've only heard the base radio guy.
<[CB1]Gun> (woot!)
<OddBird> (I heard Air unit last session)
<Jokernaut> (OH THANK GOD)
<Hakai> (hi boys, sorry.  We were at "The Dark Knight")
<Verifex> (Hiya HAkai!)
<OddBird> (great movie)
<[CB1]Gun> (gah dammit, must see)
<Hakai> (hi  ^_^  How late am I?  And it was freaking fantastic.)
<Verifex> (I'm going to see it this thursday)
<OddBird> (not that late, I'm about to get us killed)
<Verifex> We were playing a bit, its okay though :)
<[CB1]Gun> (thursday?!?!?!?!)
<OddBird> lol, figures
<Hakai> (well, I can tell you everything that happend.  Ready?  ;p)
<Verifex> (Sorry, it was the only time available for the IMAX showing..
<AG_Titan> (hey how do i know what my stats are, like what lvl)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw we got more pussy and OB almost made you touch his penis)
<[CB1]Gun> (you add them in)
<OddBird> (lol. You mean SS wanted me to, and he got an erection at the thought)
<Hakai> (OMG I wanted to see it on the IMAX.  I still might if we can make it to Chicago soon)
<Hakai> (AG plays now?)
<Blooderfly> ( okay skills have been made
<[CB1]Gun> (the first stats must be 2 or higher and amount to 50)
<Blooderfly> ( now to buy freaking gear)
<Jokernaut> (Did not..)
<[CB1]Gun> (use this fly  http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/
<Hakai> (what the hell.  how many people joined this while I was gone?  xD)
<[CB1]Gun> (3?)
<Jokernaut> (Eleventy billion.)
<[CB1]Gun> (and 1)
<AG_Titan> (first stats?)
<Verifex> Alright, so OB, Joker and Hakai, you're all behind the van, which is behind the warehouse...
<[CB1]Gun> (very niiice fly :)
<Verifex> OB, you decided on the voice to use for your holler attempt?
* OddBird just broadcast to the SWAT guys as Air Unit 3, which he spoke to last session
<Hakai> (brb.  my eyes are drying out, so I'mma take out my contacts)
<Blooderfly> ( does that work so far, For my char? the stats that is?
<OddBird> (do you not recall me broadcasting and listening in on that craft as it followed us above the warehouse?)
<Verifex> (AG Titan, take 50 points and distribute them among your stats [not skills] you must put a min 2 and a max 8 in each stat)
<OddBird> (er, toward*
<[CB1]Gun> (ok fly I got a heavy pistol I can give (tho I want to dual fire!) or you can by a SMG maybe)
<AG_Titan> (thanks fex)
<Jokernaut> (I wanted that pistol..)
<[CB1]Gun> (fly the skills are almost perfect)
<[CB1]Gun> (only thing I worry about is low COOL but that shouldn't matter at all)
<Verifex> (For skills, take 40 points and distribute them among your skills you must put a min 1 and a max 8 in each skill, this also includes your yogang skill)
<Verifex> (alright ob)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh! fly you have to buy armor or die)
<Verifex> You attempt the radio transmission..
* OddBird crosses his fingers*
<OddBird> okay let's run before we find out if that was successful or not
<Blooderfly> ( silence is her way so how much for a silencer?
* OddBird starts dashing from building to building
<Verifex> A couple seconds later you hear back on the walkie talkie band, "Copy that Jim, did the targets leave the premises?  We followed them here."
<[CB1]Gun> (slingshot is $10 and OB can give you paintball drugs)
<Hakai> (back, and I've scrolled up too  ^_^)
<Hakai> (so am I still behind the warehouse, or did we run with OB?)
<[CB1]Gun> (still in van behind warehouse)
* Jokernaut picks his nose.
<Verifex> (you are with OB and Joker either in the van, or behind it, your choice)
* Jokernaut picks OB's nose.
<Hakai> (k.  Are we no longer at the safehouse?)
* OddBird walkies back, "Roger, the targets are headed eastbound. Initiate pursuit immediately."
<OddBird> (I'm running west. Btw.)
<Jokernaut> (You just told them to stay here cause we'd be arriving..)
<OddBird> (far from the safehouse.)
<[CB1]Gun> (w2g, now hope they don't have a tracer on you)
<Verifex> (No, you were making a delivery and now you are running from the cops)
<Verifex> OB D10 + Holler + Body
<[CB1]Gun> (me and lammy already made the drop)
<Hakai> (ok.  last I remember, Gun and SS were picking up a package, so I assume that we're past that, lol)
<Jokernaut> (Man if I were SWAT I'd be like.. WTF IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?)
<Hakai> (assumed*)
<OddBird> luck
<OddBird> rolled a 2
<Blooderfly> ( looking at the pdf is giving me a headache.. so Fex could you outfit her please?)
<Verifex> (yes Hakai, right past that.)
<OddBird> so I am adding some luck and I rolled 2 + 3 + 6
<[CB1]Gun> (fly: I will :)
<Hakai> (k, thanks  ^^)
<Blooderfly> ( thank you
<Verifex> (Blooderfly, gun would be more then happy to I'm sure, he knows what he wants if you die, lol)
<Hakai> (blooderfly is a girl?)
<Blooderfly> ( yes )
<OddBird> 15 verifexy
* Hakai rejoices
<Jokernaut> (Hey you find it weird that SWAT teams wouldn't give a second guess to walkie talkie orders considering that the technology allows little kids to have powers to hack telecommunications?)
<Blooderfly> ( I could have sworn we worked through this earlier this week)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh plz I give handmedowns now)
<Verifex> Is that with luck added?
<OddBird> indeed
<Hakai> (ss, whose side are you on anyways?  xD)
<OddBird> called luck, rolled, sure enough crappy roll again
<Blooderfly> ( fex, which powe rtthingy am i?
<Verifex> (you won't find out until you have it blooderfly)
<[CB1]Gun> (that will be next week if we can)
<Blooderfly> ) kk
<Jokernaut> (I've been waiting like 4 years for my power.)
<OddBird> (right. I waited much longer Joker ;))
<[CB1]Gun> (fly: want heavy armor or medium? no REF pens or anything)
<Blooderfly> ( and are you rolling on a site or hows the dice thing worj?
<OddBird> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Hakai> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Blooderfly> ( medium. Shes agile so nothing heavy
<Hakai> (damn.  too slow)
<Verifex> Alright, Ob you hear back on walkies, "Copy, Kregor, Max, pursue, rest of us clean this place up."
<[CB1]Gun> (I say heavy cuz it takes a lot)
<Jokernaut> (OH SHIT WE'RE FUCKED.)
<OddBird> c'mon Haruka, Snake, let's get a move on
<OddBird> (no we're not you fucktard)
* Hakai follows suit
<OddBird> (2 are pursuing, the rest are cleaning up in the warehouse)
<Jokernaut> (Which means that all but 2 of them will find us and chase us. >_<_
<OddBird> (we're not in the warehouse, numbnuts.)
<Blooderfly> ( what time is it In game? )
<[CB1]Gun> (wait what about the van?)
<OddBird> (leaving it for now Gun, unless you wanna come save it)
<Jokernaut> (Fine, fuck you, titmonster.)
<Hakai> (2 am server time
<Blooderfly> ( no i mean time of day in the rpg lol
<[CB1]Gun> (dude there is like 2k in there....and I'm towing lammy there now)
<OddBird> (afternoon or something)
<Hakai> ( just click on community and scroll to Trivia to find the server time  ^_^)
<OddBird> (in the RPG, Hakai....)
<[CB1]Gun> (crap I didn't post it before)
<Verifex> Then you hear back another second later, "What the fuck?!  Disregard Red Team, Disregard!  Switch to channel mask bravo bravo zeta."
<Hakai> (lol, my bad  xD)
<Jokernaut> (It's definitely night. >.>)
* [CB1]Gun is towing Dagger to the warehouse
<Blooderfly> ( lol yes in the rpg here lol So i know wether or not Blooderfly is doing her homework or out being a prankster)
<Jokernaut> (Yeah.. we don't do homework.)
* OddBird starts listening through channels to try and find bravo bravo zeta as he runs
<Blooderfly> ( She would part of her cover lol
<OddBird> psst. Haruka, Snake. If you two don't pick up the pace I am LEAVING your asses.
<Jokernaut> (Parents don't give a shit about you. Why would you do homework?)
* Jokernaut follows.
<[CB1]Gun> (fly: want $10 slingshot(which hits decent) or $200 aripistol)
<Blooderfly> ( go for the pistol.. get me a knife as well please
<OddBird> (I use an airpistol and have some shots you could borrow)
<OddBird> (damn. Blooderfly's gonna be a carbon copy of me :D)
<Blooderfly> ( cept more usefull)
<OddBird> (ha! I has an invisible snake)
<Jokernaut> (Yeah and Blooderfly actually has a penis.)
<[CB1]Gun> (well now we could get a $600 laser katana
<Blooderfly> ( ....._
<OddBird> (you are so gender confused.)
<Jokernaut> (Blooderfly's a chick?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Blooderfly> (would that be good for her to have?
<OddBird> (good god, Joker is getting slower every day)
<[CB1]Gun> (we cut a super soldier hard with one once)
<Blooderfly> ( i mean i dont understand the combat scheme yet, I went high Ref?
<Jokernaut> (Like... a real chick? Not an internet chick? As in a male?)
<OddBird> (that's a good way to go, blooderfly)
<Verifex> (you can't go wrong with high ref)
<Verifex> Alright, OB, where are you headed?
<OddBird> west
<[CB1]Gun> (she's set up for fighting)
<Hakai> Kenny, where are we running to?
<Verifex> Alright, you head around west of the warehouse, you can see a barbed wire fence
<Blooderfly> (...Yes, in real life i have to wear a bra, and deal with aunt flow... so i assume I am a real live girl Joker. If not I assume I have some issues
<OddBird> building to building, just heading until we've got some distance between us and SWAT. Also: * OddBird starts listening through channels to try and find bravo bravo zeta as he runs
<[CB1]Gun> (you tell em)
<OddBird> (don't confuse him blooderfly, he's never met any real girls)
<Verifex> The warehouse is surrounded by barbed wirefence on all sides except for the gate you entered though, (and assumedly the swat guys)
<Blooderfly> ( ...-.- ...)
<Jokernaut> (..FUck you OB.)
<OddBird> (see, confused again. I'm a dude, you don't want that)
<Blooderfly> (is there a map of this layout?
<Hakai> (lol, OB!)
<Jokernaut> (No, but YOU would want that.)
<[CB1]Gun> (map of the city?)
<Blooderfly> ( the area we are currently in.. least you guys
<Verifex> HAving a closer look at the fence, you can see that the fence does look really old...
<Blooderfly> ( even without a power I can interact?
<Hakai> (SS, how about you try coming up with some solutions to our problem instead of verbally assaulting OB?  lol)
<OddBird> (the power's just a bonus you get really)
AG_Titan left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (fex has to introduce you)
<Verifex> (Blooderfly, you aren't in the area yet.. ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (I could pick her up ;)
<Verifex> (You'll be introduced soon enough, don't worry)
<OddBird> (FEX! Make her save us)
<OddBird> (random ninja appears and saves our asses)
<OddBird> (YAY)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm coming to save you now)
<Hakai> (ok.  Have I tried my copycat look yet? lol)
<Jokernaut> (I wanted to be a fucking cyborg ninja. Why does she get to be a ninja?)
<OddBird> (can't copycat clothes, I was going to control you and do just that)
<[CB1]Gun> (cuz she's into beaver ;p)
<Hakai> (rawr)
<Blooderfly> ( okay thats fine ~ is meandering about in her Bright Pink Avatatar 7 jacket.. cause you know being safe at night means wearing bright flashy colored clothes~
<Verifex> (haha, you've already had one dues es machina in this game, remember the guy in the car who saved you before?)
<Jokernaut> (o.O
<OddBird> (who was that?)
<Jokernaut> (Who saved us before?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you talking the truck?)
<Verifex> (Remember, the 7-11, saved your asses from the troopers and brought you to the safehouse?)
<[CB1]Gun> (was just typing that)
<OddBird> (yeah, but who was that?)
<[CB1]Gun> (ugh don't make me open another window to look)
<Verifex> Alright, anyways, so the warehouse...
* Jokernaut rolls a blunt.
<Verifex> has barbed wire fences in it..
* Jokernaut sees that he's still dripping silver shit.
<[CB1]Gun> (nope didn't save it)
<Hakai> (But it's old.  can we break through it?)
<OddBird> Why the hell I didn't notice this when we came here, I have no clue
<Verifex> Notice the barbed wire fence? 
<OddBird> aye
<Jokernaut> (Is it electric?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you got blades)
<OddBird> (they aren't adamantium...worth a shot though)
<Hakai> (Fexy said it was old, I want to try to break through  ;p  Let's push it over  xD)
<Jokernaut> (While the SWAT is that close?)
<OddBird> (any better suggestions?)
<Hakai> (good point lol)
<Jokernaut> (Light the warehouse on fire then take our van and run.)
<[CB1]Gun> (we should've bought paint like I said)
<Blooderfly> ( Blooderfly needs some red paint as well please gun
<[CB1]Gun> (what you need paint for?)
<Jokernaut> (Wait, do we have the package or did the other team already deliver it?)
<OddBird> (her calling card)
<Hakai> (*how* old does the fence look?  Does it look like I could blast through it with my shotgun?  Cuz I'd only get like one shot beore the whole SWAT division was after us, lol.  Or maybe we could drive the van through)
<Verifex> You don't know if it's electric..
* Hakai shrugs
<Blooderfly> ( my calling card :)
<[CB1]Gun> (we got hackers for that)
<Jokernaut> (It's a really bad idea to fucking leave the van there.)
<Verifex> You could probably blast it pretty easily, but it wouldn't destroy a hole big enough for you all to fit through..
<Hakai> (the package was taken care of I thought)
<OddBird> (if I toss Joker at the fence and it turns out to be electric)
<Hakai> (blah)
<OddBird> (then what happens)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's at the sfaehouse)
<Jokernaut> (Then I can't see your mother later on tonight.)
<OddBird> (thank god, we can lose the restraining order)
<Hakai> (Nice, SS.  real mature and original  -_-)
<[CB1]Gun> (wait! the van is remote controled!
<Jokernaut> (Pft.)
<OddBird> (OMG it is???)
<[CB1]Gun> (made blarg buy it!)
<OddBird> (that's a solution there, drive the van through the fence, we hop in, take off)
<OddBird> (dude you are right!)
<Hakai> (yay, Gunny)
<[CB1]Gun> (and the brain brain brain brain brain plus I'm on hte way)
<Jokernaut> (WAIT, WTF.
<Verifex> Anything, just do it..
* OddBird dashes back to the warehouse and locks the door.
<Jokernaut> (TIME OUT. WHY ARE WE GONNA USE A REMOTE CONTROL THEN HOP IN? WHY DON'T WE JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE THROUGH THE FENCE?)
<OddBird> (heyy, I understood you better 'cuz you used caps)
<[CB1]Gun> (can shot outside the van)
<Hakai> (because if it's electric, we'd be barbecued)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a warzone fools)
<Jokernaut> (Fine, go, whatever. >_<)
<OddBird> (-1 INT point for Joker)
<[CB1]Gun> (and I told you to get those gloves OB ;)
<OddBird> (hehe, yeah, I'm definitely thinking those would've been good. How much were they)
<Verifex> (So, who has the "travelling trodes" in?)
<[CB1]Gun> ($200 which is why the sling)
<[CB1]Gun> (the trodes are in a box in there likely)
<Hakai> (Ok, so if it's electric, does it have a gate nearby?)
<[CB1]Gun> (forget the elec just van thru it)
* OddBird locks the door to the warehouse, puts in the trodes, and attempts to crash the van through the fence.
<Verifex> (the travelling trodes are indeed in a box, in the van)
<Verifex> (Ob, you can't lock the warehouse from behind it, unless you mean the backdoor, the front door is still open._
<OddBird> (shitty. Forget that part then)
<[CB1]Gun> (dumpster push)
<Hakai> (lol  I have a police radio.  where'd that come from?)
<[CB1]Gun> (me)
<[CB1]Gun> (we have 2)
<Jokernaut> (What's a briefcase sonar?)
<[CB1]Gun> (ask fex)
<Verifex> (Gun stashed a lot of stuff in the van, so you probably shouldn't ditch it)
<Hakai> (thanks  ^_^  So are we driving through the fence or what?)
<[CB1]Gun> (like I said over 2k)
<Verifex> So you going to get in the van and then run through the fence?
<OddBird> (I said we were driving through it a couple times, doesn't appear to have happened yet)
<[CB1]Gun> (drive thru and go find a ruined building, fex can NPC blarg to scan and what not)
<OddBird> (no, we are outside of it using the trodes to control it so we don't get our asses shocked)
<OddBird> (where is blarg?)
<Jokernaut> (Rubber tires.)
<[CB1]Gun> (in the van)
<Verifex> You doing the remote control thing then?
<OddBird> yah
<Verifex> Either one, remember if you are doing it, use /me so I know..
<[CB1]Gun> (you got a lot of ppl in that van ;)
<Hakai> (watch the damn thing short circuit)
<OddBird> (yah, but me and Hakai and Joker aren't ;))
<Hakai> (who's inside the van?)
<OddBird> (disclaimer: if you don't show to cybergen for several weeks, OB may accidentally kill you)
<Verifex> Everyone who was in the van gets the hell out and watches as you crash it into the fence...
<Jokernaut> (This is taking us way too long.)
<Hakai> (lol  I'll keep that in mind  xD)
<OddBird> wewt! *runs to go get back in and escape*
<Verifex> For a second you do see a spark as it hits the fence, and it does manage to succesfully knock a car sized hole in it..
* Jokernaut gets back in.
<Hakai> (that can't be a good sign  xD  Fexy made them all get out)
<Verifex> Now the van on the other side of the fence, and the fence is kinda knocked down all over the place there.
* Jokernaut gets in the shotgun seat.
<Hakai> (so is SS in or out?)
<Verifex> Are you all getting back into the van?
<OddBird> yup
<Jokernaut> Hurry up slow tard.
<Verifex> Alright, everyone roll a D10 vs Move
<OddBird> as usual.
<OddBird> 3
<[CB1]Gun> (that's good tho)
<Hakai> (I just do 10 sided, 1 dice my name and click roll?)
<Jokernaut> Um.
<OddBird> (yup)
<Jokernaut> -2
<Verifex> (yes)
<Blooderfly> 10
<Verifex> (not you blooderfly, you aren't there, you don't have to worry about this)
<Hakai> (8 was my roll.  now I gotta do some evil math)
<Verifex> No math, thats it..
<OddBird> (you rolled over your move)
<Blooderfly> ( but but but i wanna!
<Jokernaut> (Oh, whoops.
<Jokernaut> 2.
<Jokernaut> (vs means -, right? >_<)
<Blooderfly> ( ahh so you have to roll under stuff
<OddBird> (no, vs means in versus)
<OddBird> (i.e. I rolled a 3, versus my move of 6)
<[CB1]Gun> (fly: you want a bad ass sword, slingshot, then I give you a gun?)
<Verifex> no.. Vs means.. roll D10 and it must be UNDEr the stat.
<Hakai> (I'm confused.  You said vs Move.  what does that mean?)
<Hakai> (roll = 8  move = 4   soooo?)
<Jokernaut> (I rolled a 7 and my move is 5...)
<Verifex> yeah, so you fail
<[CB1]Gun> (means you have to roll under your MOVE number to win)
<Verifex> you both fail..
<OddBird> 3, move is 6.
<OddBird> WIN
<Verifex> Which means you trip on the fence...
<Hakai> (that is totally not fair  xD)
<Jokernaut> (And die?)
<Hakai> (;p)
<Verifex> So both of you roll another D10 and just tell me what you get.
<OddBird> (well, one can hope)
<Blooderfly> ( i got 30 or so minutes befor i need to go to bed lol
<Jokernaut> Luck
<Jokernaut> Mwahaha.
<Verifex> no, you don't want to put luck on this roll.
<OddBird> (LOL JOKER)
<Jokernaut> Oh. Ok.
<Hakai> (second roll was a 3 for me)
<Verifex> This is just a straight D10 roll to see how bad you mess up.
<Jokernaut> 5
<Hakai> (I need to raise my stuffs, how do I raise it?  lol)
<Verifex> Haruka D10 please.
<OddBird> (she rolled a 3)
<OddBird> (or do you mean again)
<Hakai> (I go again?)
<Verifex> Alright, you both trip on the remnants of the fence
<Jokernaut> Why the fuck did you push me?
* OddBird looks for a water balloon to throw at them
<Hakai> Guess you shouldn't get in my way
<Verifex> You fall and pull yoruself up, but not before getting a nasty shock from the fence as you get up.  Thankfully its not enough to hurt you, just subdual damage, nothing serious.
<Hakai> (nice  lol)
<Jokernaut> Stupid little kid.
* Hakai jumps up and gets the hell away from the fence
* Jokernaut gets in shotgun seat.
<Verifex> Alright, now you are all in the van I assume..
<OddBird> correct!@
* OddBird floors it
<Verifex> OB, D10 + holler + Bod
<OddBird> oh shit.
* Jokernaut rolls a blunt.
<Jokernaut> (Verifex what does a briefcase sonar do?)
<OddBird> 28!!!
<OddBird> I hear their thoughts.
<Hakai> (it disables your ability to talk hopefully)
<Hakai> (;p)
<Jokernaut> (pimpsmack)
<OddBird> (LOL jokerpimp)
<Verifex> (It's a sonar radar device packed inside a briefcase, you can use it to find things, but its not that useful unless you are above a certain area, as sonar tends to get constricted inside a city block and isn't as accurate)
<Jokernaut> (K)
<Blooderfly> ( okay i think its about time for bed lol night everyone
<Hakai> (I thought Nem was going to be here tonight?)
<Hakai> (night, Blood)
Blooderfly left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (neme sucks hard)
<Jokernaut> (Definitely the most useless ninja ever.)
<Verifex> (not quite hear their thoughts, but you can hear the bustling and click-clack gun-snip-snaping from inside the warehouse, you can hear the movements have sped up significantly...
* OddBird floors it really, really hard
<Jokernaut> (metal2petal nao son)
<Hakai> (nice.  wonder what you guys say about me when I am gone...  x_x)
<OddBird> (ya definitely)
<[CB1]Gun> (we make you touch penis)
<Jokernaut> (LOL. Nice Gun.)
<Jokernaut> (I was gonna say definitely the most useless Hawkeye ever. But your's was funnier.)
<Hakai> (yeah.  what was that about anyway?  xD)
<Jokernaut> (OB was about to make you touch his penis.)
<Verifex> Alright, you floor it on the van, and about 10 seconds later, you can hear machine gun fire hitting the back of the van, instinctively those inside duck for their lives.
<OddBird> damn, they move quick
<Jokernaut> (Can I open the back of the van and shoot at them?)
* OddBird press the lock button for all doors.
<Verifex> (do we really have to go through this again?)
<OddBird> (Joker, you do recall that there are NO BACK DOORS right)
<Jokernaut> (But it's a utility van..)
<Verifex> (this is a shitty family van with no abilty to open wndows, or anything on the back short of simply opening the back door, which you can't do very easily from inside)
<[CB1]Gun> (have blarg scan for tracers so I kill happy)
<Hakai> (I will shoot you myself if you try opening any doors that allow bullets to be aimed at me easier)
<Verifex> (this is not a utility van)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's steal one)
<OddBird> (this is a white unmarked draw-the-kids-in-with-candy van)
<OddBird> )~_^)
<Hakai> (lol.  wait, those have back doors)
<[CB1]Gun> (anyways head it back Near the safehouse and get SS in)
<OddBird> Alright, let's drive by the safehouse and throw Snake out
<[CB1]Gun> (hide it somewhere)
<Jokernaut> (*casts magic missile....)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Verifex> (no this isn't even one of those OB, this is like a drop kids off at soccer practice van, consequently since most of you are "children" it fits you quite nicely)
<OddBird> (ahh. Anyways, I'm still flooring it back to the safehouse)
<OddBird> (gotta get snake's CG power and maybe be there to meet blooderfly)
* Jokernaut smokes the blunt.
<Verifex> Also important note..  the windshield is totally broken, and you can't see where you are going other then to notice the dark shapes in front of you.
<Hakai> (we are in an ugly mini-van.  what the hell were you guys thinking when you stole this?  lol.  We need a freaking Hummer, lol)
<OddBird> d'oh
* OddBird avoids the dark shapes.
<Hakai> (anyone want to bust out the rest of the windshield so we can see?)
<Jokernaut> (can a v-torch be used as a flashlight?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no)
<[CB1]Gun> (you should have smartgoggles)
<Jokernaut> (lends goggles to OB)
<Jokernaut> (err..)
* Jokernaut lends his goggles to Kinney.
<OddBird> (:))
<Verifex> Joker D10 + Streetfighting + Ref to attempt dodging the massive gunfire hitting the back of the van.
<[CB1]Gun> (or you guys see me ;p)
<Jokernaut> (That's fucked up...)
<Jokernaut> (I'm in the shotgun seat.)
<Hakai> (I need to read up on my abilities again. I've forgotten what I can and can't do.  useless...  *sigh)
<OddBird> ( you need to roll a 50 to keep from dying )
<Verifex> You aren't in the back anymore?
<OddBird> ( lol )
<Verifex> Alright, well then, to be fair...
<Jokernaut> (No. I said I was in shotgun seat like twice.)
<OddBird> ( he changes his mind, Fex. He was going to open the back doors from the front and then fire from the shotgun seat.)
<OddBird> >.>
<Hakai> (Looks like I'm rolling, huh?  ;p)
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<Verifex> In the van, that is...
<Jokernaut> (Put on the goggles, you homo.)
<OddBird> fuck.
<OddBird> (how many HP, I was hit)
<Hakai> (if I added correctly, I got 15)
<Jokernaut> 23
<OddBird> (how much damage, Fex, I was hit)
<Hakai> (I rolled a 2, + 8 + 5)
<Verifex> OB what did you roll?
<OddBird> I got hit. I rolled a 1, instafail
<Verifex> (correct Hakai)
<Verifex> (damn!)
<OddBird> (btw, was I healed yet from earlier with the fight where Gun fucking left me)
<Hakai> (ok, thanks.  and I think we're about to crash, so buckle up!)
<Jokernaut> (I have sucky driving skill.)
<Verifex> 6 HP
<[CB1]Gun> (you deserved it)
<Jokernaut> (What do the smart goggles help me see anyway?)
<Hakai> (I can fix the van if we crash, right?  ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (nightvision and infared
<OddBird> That puts me to -2 HP.
<Verifex> (You can try, but it's not something you can do in the middle of combat...
<Verifex> (OB, what about armor?)
<Jokernaut> (Annihilation?)
<Hakai> (ok.  thank you for dashing my hopes hehe)
<OddBird> ah, BTM - 2 and AR6 coat
<[CB1]Gun> (OB shold be full health)
<OddBird> no damage
<OddBird> (No, remember you FUCKING LEFT ME at the one fight and I got shot)
<Jokernaut> (PWNT.)
<Hakai> (BRB, don't kill me in the next minute and the half, please OB  lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy fled first)
<Verifex> Alright, because BTM reduces damage taken..  it doesn't eliminate that, you do take 1 HP damage.
<[CB1]Gun> (plus it was a smart thing to do...that guy had an awesome cannon)
<OddBird> Was I healed yet from earlier when Gun FUCKING LEFT ME?
<Verifex> So, BTM will always reduce damage to atleast 1 HP..
<OddBird> (then we should have killed him and taken his awesome cannon)
<Verifex> Between then and now, had you slept?
<Jokernaut> (I just noticed that I have 0 armor.)
<OddBird> (instead of FUCKING LEAVING ME)
<[CB1]Gun> (he should be full health, but no matter as sleep in at safehouse)
<OddBird> if you mean missed a session, yes
<OddBird> ;)
<Verifex> (yeah, you might want to fix that joker! ;) )
<Jokernaut> (Gun was supposed to be in charge of getting me shit. >_<)
<Verifex> Alright, well I'll give you 2 extra HP OB.
<[CB1]Gun> (where the fuck is it? ;p)
<Verifex> So that leaves you at 5 HP.
* OddBird is revitalized
<OddBird> wewt!
<Jokernaut> (/me uses phoenix down on OB.)
<Verifex> Alright, after taking a shot in the back..  OB roll D10 + Gogo + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> (oh right you never answered AR5 or AR6)
<Verifex> To avoid crashing.
<OddBird> bloody fucking hell.
<OddBird> I rolled another 1.
<Jokernaut> (Wtf dies that mean, Gun?)
<OddBird> we crash and I DIAF.
<Verifex> oh man. bad luck
* Jokernaut tries to even out the steering wheel.
<[CB1]Gun> (means a $100 diff)
<Verifex> alright, roll D10 to see how bad it is..
<OddBird> great, gimme another chance to roll a 1
<[CB1]Gun> (why did you guys let OB drive?)
<Hakai> (back)
<Verifex> Joker, roll D10 + Gogo + Ref to pull an assist..
<Jokernaut> (I'm helping you turddddd.)
<OddBird> I rolled a 10.
<Verifex> A 10????
<OddBird> yeah. A 10.
<[CB1]Gun> (omfg)
<Verifex> fuckzorz man.. thats not when you want a 10.
* OddBird dies in a fire.
<Hakai> (what did I miss?!!!)
<Jokernaut> 14
<OddBird> (I drove into a nuclear powerplant and hit the core)
<[CB1]Gun> (OB killed all you mother fuckers)
<Verifex> (hahaha, not quite)
<Jokernaut> (Holy shit man..)
<OddBird> so what is perfect damage, Fex, since I've managed to roll it
<Hakai> (can I try to grab the wheel?)
<OddBird> NO WOMEN DRIVERS you'll make me roll an 11
<Jokernaut> (I should have helped a little so at least we're not all dead.)
<Hakai> (Like you're doing any better)
<Hakai> (lol)
<OddBird> (is it impossible for me to die, Fex? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure I'm chasing AoD down)
<Verifex> While escaping the warehouse through the barbed wire electrified fence, you managed to escape the SWAT team, however one of them manages to get a shot off on OB, which throws him off driving (which is already difficult with broken windshield), and so you all manage to smack into old a cement girder (the ones that hold up the highway that you happen to be under).
<OddBird> (mhm. You totally let us off the hook. :))
<Hakai> (great)
<Verifex> It's fairly large, but isn't a very nice thing to hit when you are going pretty fast..
<Jokernaut> (I'm pretty sure we just died.)
* OddBird loses his head.)
<Jokernaut> (FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!)
<[CB1]Gun> (now's where me and tinman save you....next time)
<OddBird> (is it impossible for me to die, Fex? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure I'm chasing AoD down)
<Verifex> Alright, everyone roll D10 + Ref + Body and give me your total.
<[CB1]Gun> +2 SS
<OddBird> shit, another chance to roll 1s
<Verifex> Everyone in the van roll it.
<OddBird> 18
<Jokernaut> 19
<OddBird> I rolled a not-1!!
<Verifex> (Gun, you are heading there top speed)
<[CB1]Gun> (towing lammy)
<Verifex> Haruka
<Hakai> (I can't get mine to come up.  did it go through?)
<[CB1]Gun> (we left the fucking car)
<Hakai> (nvm  It went through.  one sec while I add
<Hakai> (20)
<Jokernaut> (IS IT TOO LATE TO HIT THE POWER BUTTON AND RESET?)
<Hakai> (stop it with the caps, damn)
<Verifex> Congratulations, none of you die, however, everyone does take 6 damage. (yes armor and btm apply)
<Jokernaut> (What's BTM?)
<Verifex> Body type modifier
<Hakai> (time out.  where do I find my armor?  My BTM is 2)
<[CB1]Gun> (joker has AR6 now)
<Jokernaut> (I have 3 BTM, no armor, and 8 HP. So I guess I have 5 HP left?)
<[CB1]Gun> (hakai is AR6)
<Jokernaut> (Oh, sweet.)
<Hakai> (also, I have 5 hp only)
<Jokernaut> (Does armor get downgraded after it takes damage?)
<[CB1]Gun> (all are basically 2 on BTM)
<Hakai> (So what does that leave me with?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no SS)
<Jokernaut> (I have 3 BTM. =o)
<[CB1]Gun> (no one takes damage)
<Verifex> (no, I don't want to get into the semantics of armor taking damage, but if I say its destroyed, then "ITS DESTROYED"
<Hakai> (but how does the equation work?  so I know in the future?)
<Hakai> (5 hp, 2 BTM and AR6 =  ?)
<Verifex> AR means reduce damage taken by AR amount..
<[CB1]Gun> (damage - AR - BTM = taken)
<Jokernaut> (This must be a game. We definitely just crashed into a huge collumn while we were going as fast as possible. And none of us gets hurt? XD)
<Verifex> BTM means reduce damage by BTM amount (but not to 0, the least it can reduce to is 1)
<[CB1]Gun> (it was a shitty ass van)
<Hakai> (k, thanks  ^_^  So does that mean I get more HP since it's -2?  lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (was going 40)
<OddBird> Um, fex is definitely going easy on us. I rolled a 1 for a crash (worst possible crash) and a 10 for damage (most possible damage)
<OddBird> and we hit a column and take 6 damage. Lol
<Verifex> Yeah, because I find it incredibly unbelievable as well, I'm going to arbitrarily apply 2 damage to people.
<[CB1]Gun> (no windsheild gave drag!)
<OddBird> lol
<Hakai> (it's cuz your sexiness intimidated the pole, OB)  lol
<OddBird> xD
<OddBird> so anyways, 6 damage and my AR6 armor and -2 BTM.
<OddBird> The armor covers it by itself, Fex...
<Verifex> OB 2 damage mandatory, Joker 2 damage mandatory.
<Jokernaut> (Wait, so we're on the highway, we're hurted, our car's totalled. And there's SWAT bitches still chasing us?)
<Verifex> You were in the front seat, so yeah. too bad for you.
<Hakai> do I also take 2 damage?
<OddBird> (no worries. If they come too close, I can very easily stop them.)
<Hakai> (he said we lost SWAT)
<Verifex> EVeryone else though, if you didn't take damage from your armor, then you get 1 damage.
<OddBird> (I have another power that comes with Jammer - I can stun opponents)
<[CB1]Gun> (should we claim lammy is driving the car? ;p)
<Hakai> (Bet you won't want shotgun next time, huh?  lol)
* OddBird then takes 3 total damage....so 2 HP left
<Verifex> (I don't care, whatever you want Lammy to do, I think he would want to fly his hoverboard not the car)
<[CB1]Gun> (agreed)
<Hakai> (so I take 1 damage total?  leaving me with 4 HP?)
<[CB1]Gun> (depends on how bad you want to save them ;p)
<Verifex> Yes.
<OddBird> HP LEFT 2 / 6
<Hakai> (and if we hit 0 HP?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you faint)
<Verifex> You are unconscious.
<Hakai> HP LEFT  4 / 5
<OddBird> (then we're unconscious, we're unkillable kids)
<Jokernaut> (You reset the game console real fast.)
<Hakai> (do I edit my page to reflect the new HP?  )
<OddBird> yep, or just wait until the SWAT shoot us up and update then
<OddBird> either works
<Verifex> Also, since you were all just in a car crash and flew forward because you don't wear seatbelts, "those are for losers!"
<Verifex> you all have a chance of being knocked out, so everyone roll a D10 VS body.
<OddBird> crud.
<Jokernaut> (...)
<[CB1]Gun> (whole fuck)
<OddBird> HAHAHAHAHA
<OddBird> I rolled a 1. Suck that
<[CB1]Gun> (knew it)
<Jokernaut> (1 vs my body which is 8).
<Verifex> awesome, 2 down, 1 to go.
<Hakai> 7 VS. 5   nighty night
<OddBird> sweet, saved me money on date rape drugs
<Verifex> Alright, you bang your head against the seat in front, and knock yourself out.
* OddBird drags Haruka away
<[CB1]Gun> +2 OB
<Hakai> (you guys suck)
<Verifex> Alright, the Van is now... well, how shall I say.. its not looking good.
<Jokernaut> (Cut off her penis.)
<Verifex> Are you going to try and drive it?
<[CB1]Gun> (do so!)
* OddBird is done driving for now, methinks. Let's grab the shit that was in it and go on foot
<Hakai> (what're we going to do with all the shit inside?  lol)
<Jokernaut> (I could drive it. At least I have smart goggles.)
<[CB1]Gun> (dude you have to carry a lot)
<[CB1]Gun> (tho the cart does go 20 mpr I think)
<OddBird> woosh, lammy flies down and grabs all the shit in his tinman arms and flies off with it?
<Jokernaut> (Wait, now thinking back, if I can see in infrared, I could have told if the fence was electric.)
<[CB1]Gun> (you got the knemore too)
<Verifex> Yes, doesn't matter though you still tripped on it.
<[CB1]Gun> (think hakai is the goggles)
<Verifex> Ok, what are you all doing?
* OddBird drags hakai back out to the van.
<OddBird> Alright, we're good to go
<Hakai> (well apparently,  I'm knocked out cold.)
<Jokernaut> (Yeah, wait, I don't have smart goggles. I have v-glasses.)
<[CB1]Gun> (drive it dipshits)
<OddBird> Snake's up for driving now, I do believe I'm done with that
<Jokernaut> (I wanna drive it.)
<Hakai> (way to go, OB.  You immobilized the mechanic  lol)
* Jokernaut attempts to drive.
* OddBird plays the bongo on Haruka's ass while Snake drives
<Jokernaut> (Hawt.)
<Verifex> Alright, you try turning it on, and it doesn't turn, after a couple times you think something is probably wrong with it.
<Jokernaut> (....)
<[CB1]Gun> (omg the v-trodes could've stopped this mess)
<Hakai> (wake me up, losers, lol)
<OddBird> (explain, Gun?)
* Jokernaut gives Haruka mouth to mouth resus...whatever.
<Verifex> After about 2 minutes of waiting there, Hakai, you finally come to.
<[CB1]Gun> (you would not have turned into a wall)
<Hakai> (woot)
<Verifex> Before Joker manages to put the lip-to-lip fake resucication action on you, mind you.
<Hakai> What's going on, guys.  What's the damage report
<OddBird> (I had the v-trodes in, Gun...)
<Hakai> (haha, lol  thanks)
<OddBird> (I still hit a wall)
<Jokernaut> (You can't change the events of time. >_<)
<[CB1]Gun> (tell that to fex then, those things kinda autopilot)
<Verifex> (it wasn't so much the vtrodes, as it was the bullet hitting OB)
* Hakai walks over to the van and surveys the wreckage
<OddBird> (there you have it)
<OddBird> (bullet: 1 v-trodes: 0)
<Hakai> (what's the damage, Fexy?  ;p)
<Verifex> Well Hakai, D10 + Kitbash + Int
<[CB1]Gun> (nvm wouldn't work on the van it seems anyways)
<Hakai> 20
PolkaDottedRaveshaw has joined the room.
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> bwahahahaha
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> hi
<Verifex> Alright, it looks like the coolant is leaking all over the ground, the battery appears to be slightly damaged, but isn't leaking.
PolkaDottedRaveshaw left the room.
- OddBird has kicked PolkaDottedRaveshaw out of the room
<Verifex> LOL good call.
<Jokernaut> (LOL. Nice.)
<OddBird> (bwahahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> +2 OB
PolkaDottedRaveshaw has joined the room.
<Jokernaut> (Sh.)
<Hakai> We need some coolant or some water guys.  Is there a source nearby?
<OddBird> (no talky)
<[CB1]Gun> (ok tell me when lammy(in the car) reaches the guys)
<Verifex> If looks like the starter appears to have fallen out of it's place as well.
* OddBird could take a wizz right about now
<OddBird> would that help, Haruka?
<Jokernaut> (I think Verifex is just trying to make it so we can't drive the car.)
<Hakai> -_-
* Hakai stares at Kenny and shakes her head
<OddBird> aww.
<OddBird> I also could spit a lot
<Jokernaut> Well, we're fucked.
<Verifex> Neme could make water.
<Hakai> (Not true, SS.  he's trying to make us think creatively!  lol)
* Jokernaut rolls a blunt.
<OddBird> aha!
<Verifex> Out of thin air, he is an alchemist after all.
* OddBird = Neme magically creates water with his alchemy.
<[CB1]Gun> rofl
<Hakai> Ok, let me see what I can do with this.  You guys need to get to work finding something to hold the water for the time being
<Verifex> (I'm not making that shit up, it's in the book!)
* OddBird = Nem "check this out, guys. I'm pulling the water vapor from the air.
<Hakai> (so can I fix it?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah but his stats suck)
<Jokernaut> Suck my penis, cunt.
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> oh so joker can do that stuff but i can't say hi? 8(
<Verifex> D10 + Kitbash + Int to fix it, however it is also dependant on Nem making a succesful roll.
PolkaDottedRaveshaw left the room.
- OddBird has kicked PolkaDottedRaveshaw out of the room
<Jokernaut> (LOL. OMFG.)
<Jokernaut> (Laughing hurts too much.)
<Hakai> I roll again, or use my previous roll?
<[CB1]Gun> (the tool kit has weld wand)
<Verifex> Roll again.
<Hakai> 21
<Hakai> (and yes, I have my techtool kit
<[CB1]Gun> (duh I gave it to you)
PolkaDottedRaveshaw has joined the room.
<Hakai> (OB needs to roll for Nem, yes?)
<Verifex> Goody..  now did NEM roll?
<Verifex> Yes, OB you can roll for Nem.
<[CB1]Gun> (uh oh OB roll?)
<OddBird> (yeah, I guess I should roll for him)
<Jokernaut> (You need to use ()s, Rave.)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (why?)
<[CB1]Gun> (cuz fuck you cunt)
<Jokernaut> (Because when you don't, it means you're in character.)
<Jokernaut> (And you're not in the game.)
<OddBird> 4 + 6 + (what stat?)
<Jokernaut> (Int.)
<[CB1]Gun> (should luck it)
<OddBird> (too late for that, rolled already)
<Verifex> Int yes..
<OddBird> 16 then
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (how do i join the game?)
<OddBird> (shouldn't be hard for water, just pull vapor from the air)
<Jokernaut> (Get naked.)
<Hakai> (talk with Verifex about it later, Rave)
<OddBird> (Rave - CM Verifex, have him e-mail you the book)
* PolkaDottedRaveshaw (gets naked)
<Hakai> (so is it good enough, Fexy?)
<Jokernaut> (No first you gotta admit you're not sexy.)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (i'm the sexiest beast alive, that's why you wanted me to get naked in the first place!)
<Jokernaut> (I was gonna let Gun have his way with you.)
<OddBird> (goatfucking!)
<Hakai> (hush up you two.)
<Verifex> Yes, you manage to fix the car with Nem's help.
<[CB1]Gun> (I gave all AIDs powres)
* Hakai steps back from the van
<Hakai> Ok, it's not much, but it'll run
<Hakai> Where are we headed now?
<[CB1]Gun> (safehouse now!)
<Jokernaut> Funkytown.
* Jokernaut throws up silver shit.
* Jokernaut gags as the silver shit comes back in through his mouth.
<Verifex> A couple seconds later, Lammy is overhead the warehouse..
<OddBird> I would yell for him, but the SWAT would shoot me again.
<Hakai> lol
* [CB1]Gun pulls up to the van
<Verifex> Nobody can see him right now, the Highway is overhead.
* OddBird whispers "Daggerrrrrr. Come pick us up. We're over by the pile of wreckage + tires.
<OddBird> oh.
<[CB1]Gun> WHAT THE FUCK
* Jokernaut starts the car and drives.
<Verifex> Gun, you exit the highway into the area where the warehouse is, but..
<Hakai> (OB, I fixed the van)
<Hakai> (or rather, we)
<[CB1]Gun> (true I did tow lammy)
* Jokernaut puts on goggles
<[CB1]Gun> (turns out you guys have no goggles what so ever)
<Verifex> When you get near the warehouse, you notice the unmarked white van outside and a couple full dressed swat guys milling about outside the entrance to the warehouse.
<Jokernaut> .(...What do my v glasses do then?)
<Verifex> (Lest me remind you all, most of you DO have a radio)
* [CB1]Gun radios "OK, pick up pick up pick uuupppp"
* Hakai picks up the nearby radio
<Verifex> V-glasses let you see virtuality without having v-trodes in.
* [CB1]Gun radios Dag "Can you smash some stuff up there and get them in the building?"
<Hakai> What's goin gon?
* OddBird radios back "great idea, I need a cork for the hole in my back"
* Jokernaut rolls a blunt.
<Hakai> (Fexy, is there clothing that I can buy that will morph with me?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Hakai> (how much?)
<Verifex> (I don't see that clothing in the book.)
<[CB1]Gun> (like $400)
<[CB1]Gun> (in the new pages)
<Hakai> (what's it called?)
<[CB1]Gun> (v-suit)
<Verifex> (Really? I must have missed it.)
<Verifex> A V-suit, yes..
<[CB1]Gun> (have lammy make some noise ;p)
<Verifex> That does work, it projects virtuality clothes onto the ones you are wearing..
<OddBird> (def gotta get that V-suit for Hakai)
<Verifex> (gun, you can control lammy)
<[CB1]Gun> *Dag armors up
<OddBird> (Hakai = blue chick from X-men)
<Hakai> (freaking sweet.  I will get that the next chance I get, I think)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (blue chick was hott)
<Hakai> (that'd leave me with $85)
<OddBird> (don't think, buy! You're a woman)
<OddBird> (indeed, Rave)
<Hakai> (lmao, Gun)
<Verifex> (Keep in mind though, that Virtuality isn't reality, so if someone isn't wearing v-trodes.. they won't see your new clothing.
<[CB1]Gun> *Dag staying close to the roof edge fires paint down onto the SWAT
<OddBird> (so as long as I keep v-trodes off, Haruka's nude?)
<Verifex> (the ones out front?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<Hakai> (still, it'd come in handy, right?)
<Jokernaut> (She's nude either way.)
<Verifex> (Not nude, just wearing whatever she happens to be wearing.
<[CB1]Gun> (only if they have v trodes)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's v-camo)
<Verifex> Alright, D10 + Streetfighting + Ref to hit.
<Hakai> (how often do we run into people wearing v-trodes?)
<Hakai> (and what the hell are we doing at the crash site?  just standing around?)
<[CB1]Gun> 21
<Jokernaut> (I tried driving..)
<Verifex> (most everyone wears v-trodes all the time)
<Verifex> Alright, Joker, after a bit of coaxing, you manage to turn it back on.
* Jokernaut gives the van a blunt.
<Hakai> (then I'm totally buying it)
<[CB1]Gun> *Dag then hover back onto the roof area
<OddBird> (no fucking way. Joker turned something on?)
<Verifex> Alright, Dagger nails one of the swat guys in the helmet.. 
<Hakai> (what would it depend on?  like what would my roll be for it?)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag> Hahahahahahhahahahah noozled you my friend!
<Verifex> (not really, the v-suit would have a set of pre-defined suits you could change it to)
<Jokernaut> (I'll turn you on later, OB.)
<Jokernaut> (Noozled?)
<Jokernaut> (I could imagine him saying that. XD)
<OddBird> (unlikely.)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag>I piss in youz gutterz bitch!
<Verifex> However, almost immediately (before Dag can hover back into safety, the guy aims his heavy auto pistol and fires at Lamu.
<OddBird> medics are going to have a field day with us
<Hakai> (way to go, Gun.  You're gonna kill lammie)
<Hakai> (lol OB)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag>Fuck you dick I jus playin I jus playin
<Verifex> Nailing him in the arm, but thankfully Lamu shrugs it off.
<Hakai> (I'm trying to lure TH back in here, but I don't seem to be having much luck.  someone else try, lol)
<Jokernaut> (..How do you shrug off a gunshot wound? XD)
<Hakai> (NOT SS)
<OddBird> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag>Why you such dick pigfucker
<Jokernaut> (TH secretly wants my dick.)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy is steel now)
<Verifex> More gunfire fired up in the direction of lamu, but unable to actually connect as he is out of their vision.
<Jokernaut> ( <[CB1]Gun> Dag>Fuck you dick I jus playin I jus playin)
<OddBird> ("I want to be able to turn my head.")
<Verifex> Alright Joker, where are you headed, you are having difficulty driving with the busted windshield.
<Jokernaut> Safehouse.
<[CB1]Gun> *Dag then flys off in the opposite direction
* OddBird kicks the windshield out
<Hakai> (but are they more alert now because of this incident?  or are they disorganized?)
<Verifex> OB D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
* Jokernaut rolls a blunt.
<OddBird> 19
<OddBird> (:D)
<Hakai> (I suggested doing that like forever ago)
* Jokernaut gives blunt to Kinney.
<OddBird> (weak legs Hakai)
<Hakai> (why didn't we then?  lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw vsuit is $725)
<OddBird> (b/c I was driving)
<Jokernaut> (b/c I was lazy)
<Hakai> (I thought you said $400?  lies  *sob*)
<Verifex> You manage to kick it hard, but it stays in place.
<[CB1]Gun> (a guess before)
<Jokernaut> (LOL.)
TheHatchetman has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (you missed all the action)
<Jokernaut> (Hi sexy babe.)
<Verifex> You going to try again?
<Hakai> (/me grinds Hatchy's axe....  lmao)
<Hakai> (inside joke, I suppose  ;p)
<OddBird> Dude...there was someone helping us out
<OddBird> SWAT's been getting shot at, someone came to our rescue...it's all over the walkies
<[CB1]Gun> (omfg you remembered him)
<Verifex> More gunfire at Lamu.
<Hakai> (LMAO @ OB's FS)
<Jokernaut> You failed at kicking the window you fuck-ass.
* [CB1]Gun radios Kenny "but dag left the area now)
<OddBird> (wth? I hit a 19)
<Verifex> Gun, what are you doing?  you going to approach the warehouse?
<Verifex> No, he didn't fail hitting the window.
* [CB1]Gun stays alert and find a dark alley
<Verifex> He connected pretty solidly.
<Hakai> (Did Lammie's prescence make them more alert, or are they running around like crazy people?)
<Verifex> You don't know, you are a ways away.
* Jokernaut still driving.
<Hakai> (I meant for Gunny  ^_^)
<Jokernaut> Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
<Hakai> (I
<Verifex> Joker, you manage to finally make it back onto the road after a bumpy ride through a field and some dirt.
* [CB1]Gun radios "Get your asses back to the house, but pack the van somewhere else and leave it"
<Hakai> am opening my .pdf, so if I disappear, I'll be back asap....it might crash my computer, lol)
<Jokernaut> They see me rollin, they hatin. Patrollin they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
<Verifex> alright Hakai, I'm going to end this at 1am just keep in mind.. in 7 minutes
<Verifex> Lamu, where is he going again?
<Hakai> (well, it's not opening anyway, so I'll just keep going)
<OddBird> you mean 3am
<OddBird> punk
<Verifex> (West coast time)
<Jokernaut> Almost 4AM here.
<Hakai> (indeed.  it's 3 am for OB and I)
* [CB1]Gun keeps stealthy watch on SWAT
<Hakai> (Lokkie there, it' opened
<[CB1]Gun> (3 am here too, had a nap ;)
* OddBird kicks the back of the driver's seat. Get us to the safehouse already, Snake
<Hakai> with massive lag as a result)
<Verifex> You see them all gathered around the warehouse, they appear to be rustled about something, and firing shots at the warehouse.
<OddBird> (dude, drive to the safehouse so we can get your power next time
<Jokernaut> I'm tryin ta, so go suck a fuck.
<OddBird> stop trying and actually do something then
<OddBird> god, you fail
<Hakai> Interesting choice of words
<Jokernaut> We're heading to the safehouse, you smelly fuck.
<OddBird> drive faster then ya little prick
<Verifex> Joker = A Magic Insult Ball
* [CB1]Gun radios Kenny "Get back to the house and get the car."
<Jokernaut> Bitch ass lowridin bareback ho.
* OddBird radios back "I'd love too, but Snake drives like a granny in a coma"
<Jokernaut> Least I didn't get us almost KILT.
<TheHatchetman> wow... what a quaifenugget
* Jokernaut metal2petals.
<OddBird> very true, but I'm giving you your chance. now DRIVE YOU QUEEF
<Hakai> If I strangle him, what do you think the chances are that we make it out this van alive, eh Kenny?
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to drive around for about half an hour trying to make sure nobody is tailing you.
<OddBird> fuck that I told you guys over the radio they're busy, let's go to the safehouse!
* [CB1]Gun meets them back at the safehouse
* OddBird kicks Joker's seat like an impatient 10 yr old
* Jokernaut is OVER 9000.
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (/me spanks gun back at the safehouse)
* Jokernaut gives Kinney a blunt.
<Verifex> Joker D10 + GoGo + Ref as you just puked chrome all over your lap while you were driving.
<[CB1]Gun> *Dag flies around under the freeway crazy style on way back to house
<Jokernaut> 17
<Hakai> (SS, what the hell is it with you and the damn blunt?)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (lol)
<Jokernaut> (You want one?)
<[CB1]Gun> (silent bob cocksucker)
<OddBird> (explanation for why he acts like he does)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (lmao)
<Verifex> Alright, after the chrome comes back into your mouth you manage to regain control of the van.
<[CB1]Gun> (ooooo)
* Jokernaut gives Haruka a blunt.
* Hakai tosses it down and stamps it out
<Verifex> Another 10 minutes, (I assume someone tells Snake where the safehouse is, as he has never been there before), and you arrive at the empty gas-station.
<TheHatchetman> hah! My family owns Blunts as we know them today!
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl +2 TH)
<TheHatchetman> check my wikipage :P
<[CB1]Gun> (and it's 3)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (/me has the blunt trademarked so each time you say it you owe him 100k)
<OddBird> park far enough away that it isn't suspicious, dumbass. They know this van.
<[CB1]Gun> (btw snake you want a v-finger? $13)
<OddBird> (right up his v-rectum)
<OddBird> ($15 per half hour?)
<[CB1]Gun> (park 2 blocks down and unpack it ALL)
<Hakai> (So are we parked or what?)
<Jokernaut> (I want the v-sand to be out of OB's v-gina.)
<OddBird> (who is gina?)
<Jokernaut> (Do we need to fill up on gas?)
<[CB1]Gun> (v-agge)
<Verifex> You don't need any gas yet, you've got half a tank of choo2 left.
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck that we're blowing it up soon)
<Jokernaut> (Then why did we stop?)
* Jokernaut keeps driving.
<Hakai> what the hell?  I thought we were parking?
<[CB1]Gun> (you want the powers or what?)
* Jokernaut pulls back around.
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah that's what I thought bitch)
* Jokernaut stops the van.
* Jokernaut wants to go buy a blunt wrap.
<[CB1]Gun> (park it like you hit a building)
<Verifex> Alright, you going to park next to the gas station then?
<[CB1]Gun> (no!)
<Hakai> Yes
<Jokernaut> No.
<OddBird> no.
<Hakai> ;p
<[CB1]Gun> (vote)
* Hakai retracts her "yes"
<Verifex> Alright, where then?  2 blocks away?
<Jokernaut> 1 block.
<OddBird> doesn't matter, just far enough not to be suspicious
<[CB1]Gun> (park it 2 blocks down and up against a building like it's a real wreck)
* OddBird hops out of the van and runs to the safehouse.
<Jokernaut> (I didn't know the fucking gas station was the safehouse.)
<Verifex> alright, you're parked next to a building accross from where the barricaded building with all those weird hobos were.
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Hakai> (why would he do that, Gun?  That would imply intelligence....lmao)
<Jokernaut> (And we know no 17 year old has intelligence.)
<Verifex> (the safehouse is behind the gas station)
<OddBird> (Joker - no kidding. They all think they know everything)
<[CB1]Gun> (we are so going to blow those zobos up....after we get back to the warehouse)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's up we can get a gun there)
<Verifex> Alright, you all end up back at the safehouse then.
<Verifex> Including you too Gun?
<Jokernaut> (We left the van near bums with valuable shit inside.)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Verifex> (Cool)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm there already)
<Verifex> There aren't too many bums in the combat zone Joker (thats the unfortunate location of this 'safe'house)
* Jokernaut evolves into a MissingNo.
Jokernaut left the room.
- OddBird has kicked Jokernaut out of the room
<OddBird> ...reflex
* TheHatchetman catches it with a master ball and launches it into the sun
<[CB1]Gun> (and I helped move all the items out too I guess)
<Hakai> lol
<[CB1]Gun> (my fucking cart)
<Verifex> Sure, everyone gets into the safehouse.
Jokernaut has joined the room.
<Hakai> I've been wanting to do that for like 15 minutes, OB
<Hakai> lol
<Jokernaut> (Cunt.)
<Verifex> You all unload the van.
<OddBird> (don't need you glitching my game)
<Jokernaut> (LOL.)
<Verifex> After 20 minutes of fucking around with the stupid safehouse door going in and out, you manage to get all the junk out of the van.
<[CB1]Gun> Hey Kids! Uncle Bob brought you a Kenmore.
<Jokernaut> Like a washing machine?
<[CB1]Gun> How's the dog?
* OddBird goes and lies down in the safehouse for a nap, to close the hole in his chest and the dent in his head.
<[CB1]Gun> That and more.
* Hakai rests a bit too
<Verifex> The dog doesn't appear to be in here any longer.
* Jokernaut still puking shit.
<[CB1]Gun> (nvm the dog was in the van)
<Hakai> (poor dog  xD)
* Jokernaut rests too.
<Verifex> (No, the dog was in the safehouse)
<[CB1]Gun> (we had it in the cart)
<Verifex> Anyways...
<[CB1]Gun> So how's my dog?
<OddBird> ahem.
<OddBird> The dog hates you, and is mine.
<Hakai> (Fexy killed the dog  *sobs*)
<OddBird> :D
<Verifex> Your dog (if you left it in a movin' cube) is dead.
<OddBird> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<[CB1]Gun> Also kids, SWAT hit a group of rebels few blocks down.
* Jokernaut grumbles.
* Jokernaut is still puking shit.
<Hakai> (I knew it.  he's a terrible GM!  lol)
<Verifex> If you left the dog at the safehouse, then you do not see where the dog is.
<[CB1]Gun> (ok dog was in safehouse...)
<TheHatchetman> (OB's a GrandMother?)
<Hakai> (In the whinyest voice possible:  I want to cast a speeeellll)
<OddBird> good. I'll go find the dog.
* OddBird heads off to find the dog and take a nap to heal the hole in his chest and the dent in his  head.
<Jokernaut> (At the same time?)
<[CB1]Gun> btw Kenny.... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT FUCKING VAN!!!
<OddBird> Snake wrecked it.
<Verifex> Joker, you go to sit down and relax, and one of the v-terminals next to you lights up.
<OddBird> :)
<Hakai> Don't worry.  I fixed it.  ...Sort of.
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl so quick on the answer)
<Jokernaut> No way, I didn't do shit. This fuck fucked shit up for all of us.
<Verifex> It addresses Snake.
* Jokernaut twitches.
<Hakai> (Thank freaking god.  now maybe he'll shut up)
<Jokernaut> (Not likely.)
<[CB1]Gun> (behold the power of my AIDs)
<Verifex> A guy dressed in a normal outfit except for a blue beret.
<Hakai> (/me threatens to smash the v-terminal to spite SS, lol)
<OddBird> ("It appears your tongue has swollen up. You have the powers of a frog's tongue, able to shoot out and hit objects, but unfortunately you've become a mute."
<Jokernaut> (I'd use my tongue to lick the sand out of your vagina, OB.)
<[CB1]Gun> ("You must naos suck balls on the corner to please the hobo masses")
<OddBird> (dude, if you wanna use your new power to ream my asshole, that's your call)
<[CB1]Gun> (use your power to get me a goat!)
<OddBird> (but I warn you I will take a violent shit)
<Jokernaut> (I never go ass to mouth.)
<OddBird> (um, I understand that you've never seen one, but that's not a vag, it's a rectum)
<Hakai> (ok now)
<OddBird> (kk Hakai :))
<Jokernaut> (I think you've got your shit confused.)
<OddBird> (stop licking it, it'll get less confused)
<OddBird> (xD)
<Hakai> (thanks, OB  ^_^)
<OddBird> (whoops, sorry Hakai)
* Jokernaut waits for terminal man to do something.
* Jokernaut picks his nose.
* Jokernaut picks Gun's nose.
<Hakai> -_-
<[CB1]Gun> Thank you.
<Hakai> Freak
* OddBird knocks on the terminal.
<[CB1]Gun> Hey I like slaves.
<Hakai> lol
<[CB1]Gun> So honey....how was your trip?
<Jokernaut> Bitchin.
<[CB1]Gun> Not you bitch.
<Jokernaut> You stupid little kid.
<OddBird> He was talking to Karma over there
<OddBird> IIRC, they have a thing goin on
<Hakai> Well, I suppose it's better to crash in an enclosed van than a bike, but honestly I'd prefer not to crash at all...
* [CB1]Gun pulls out two heavy pistols and looks bad ass "You wanna go?"
* Jokernaut pulls out his hunting rifle.
<Hakai> IIRC?
<OddBird> that's bad ass. It's been on the ground past the 5 second rule.
<Hakai> ()
<OddBird> (if I recall correctly = IIRC)
<Jokernaut> (I'm a bolter.)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (if i remember correctly***)
<Jokernaut> (Mwahahaa.)
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously?)
<Jokernaut> (Does that mean I don't need my rifle anymore?)
<OddBird> (good luck hitting a puddle 2 feet away)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed)
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl waste of money)
<Jokernaut> (Does it do more damage?)
<[CB1]Gun> (it can if lucky)
<OddBird> (I'll take your rifle if you don't want it, and trade you something or another.
<OddBird> (dude, if you put enough voltage through, it'll do tons of damage)
<[CB1]Gun> (the one time OB hit with it, blew up a net trap gun)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (you forgot the last perenthesis)
<OddBird> (/channel Bast through Rave)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (lol)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (lmao)
<Hakai> (/ignore Rave  ;p)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (=C)
<OddBird> (ha! no ignore for you, OP!)
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (=))
* [CB1]Gun in an awesome voice "Follow me, Snake....and you shall get much weed and techo shit.
<OddBird> (welcome to the sucky world)
<Verifex> So the guy has you run through some of the training simulators to try out your powers and to help you figure out how to use them.
<OddBird> aww, training sims. I practiced by shooting at a vase.
<OddBird> ()
<[CB1]Gun> (the kenmore can hold pounds of weed in a substained enviroment
<Verifex> (after you did the real training sims)
* Jokernaut follows Gun.
<OddBird> (lol Gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's true)
<[CB1]Gun> Excellent.
<Hakai> (I can't even ignore him in here?  *sob*)
<Verifex> Alright guys, I'm ending it here.
<Jokernaut> (OB hit someone as a bolter? But he's a jammer?)
<Verifex> (his old character was a bolter, the facedancer)
<Hakai> (I didn't get a training sim.  totally nofair, lol  ;p)
<Jokernaut> Why did he make a new character?
<[CB1]Gun> The Kenmore is shared between me and my honeysweet Haruka here.
<OddBird> (was a bolter as Karma....sucked ASS, you need good bolt + good REF)
<Hakai> (You're 25 minutes late, Fexy  ^_^)
<Verifex> (yes you did Hakai, it's how you know how to use your body to change shape. ;)  )
* [CB1]Gun scans the boys
<OddBird> (I attempted to shoot a puddle approximately 2 feet away...and missed)
* Hakai stands corrected
<Jokernaut> Wait, I have to actually reload on bolts?
<[CB1]Gun> You tried to force her hand on your penis?
<Hakai> lol OB
<OddBird> (no)
<[CB1]Gun> (joker, it charges over time OR can drain a machine of power)
<Hakai> That'd be a quick way to get yours ripped of, Gunny "dear" 
<Jokernaut> (Why did you make a new character, OB? Did your old one suck ass?)
<Hakai> <OddBird> (was a bolter as Karma....sucked ASS, you need good bolt + good REF)
<Hakai> did you not see that?
TheHatchetman left the room.
<OddBird> (indeed. Facedancers blow, and require different stats from bolters....terrible.)
<Jokernaut> (Ah. Gotcha.)
<Jokernaut> (I'm like Static Shock and shit. Nice.)
<OddBird> (also, I got locked in a police car for 2 sessions or so)
<Verifex> A facedancer / shifter would be a pretty vicious combination though.
<[CB1]Gun> Dam girl, usually presents get a soft touch. :P
<Hakai> who the hell is Static Shock?
<OddBird> how so, Fex?
<Jokernaut> A superhero.
<OddBird> isn't shifter basically facedancer minus the mask?
<OddBird> or do the two skills combine?
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Hakai> Presents?
<Verifex> Yes, but facedancer can't actually change their body, shifter can.
<[CB1]Gun> (facedancer overruled)
<OddBird> Right, but what would be the point of the facedancer part
<OddBird> shifter can change face.
<Verifex> For the clothes I guess..
<Hakai> <3 Shifter
<[CB1]Gun> (woman there is a reason you have a full list and $400 :P)
<OddBird> if you used facedancer + shifter for the roll
<OddBird> then yeah, it would rock
<OddBird> otherwise no, just shifter would be better
<Hakai> this is True  ;p
<Hakai> this is True  ;p;p
<Verifex> Well yeah, you would use both for a facedance roll, as they would compliment each other, making you the perfect chameleon.
<Hakai> l
<Jokernaut> Can I control magnetism as well as electricity?
<[CB1]Gun> (fine guess I'll try to fuck bloodfly...nicer body and limber)
<Hakai> freaking lag*
<OddBird> yeah, using both for a roll would work great
<OddBird> perfect disguise
<Verifex> Alright, everyone gets 15 IP, and we can do the safehouse bit next time if you want any of your safehouse antics...
<Hakai> (how do you figure, gunny?  ;P)
<OddBird> Awesome, I'm going to use my IP before next session....I need it o_o
<[CB1]Gun> (the least you could do for me, woman, is heavy petting as a fine bitch named Alba!)
<Jokernaut> OB, does your taser have unlimited charge?
<Jokernaut> Cause I could probably use that to recharge myself.
<Verifex> Also, since you all managed to avoid being caught/killed by the police, everyone gets an extra 5 IP.
<Hakai> Ip can be put into what?
<OddBird> sweet again!
<Hakai> so 20 all togehter
<OddBird> skills and stats, hakai
<[CB1]Gun> (bloodfly is a beaverbrat with physical stats ;)
<Verifex> Yeah, you use IP to increase your Skills and Stats...
<OddBird> heck yeah, 150 IP to dib out. Finally, good Holler stat is on its way
[TD]Badfish has joined the room.
<Hakai> (ah I see)
<OddBird> too late, we just finished.
<[TD]Badfish> (didn't know about cgen tonight)
<OddBird> sunday + thursday....no worries tho
<Verifex> Hey Badfish...
<Jokernaut> OB, does your taser have unlimited charge?
<Hakai> hey, Tetra
<OddBird> Joker - not a clue honestly
<OddBird> I wouldn't expect so
<[CB1]Gun> give him 5 for showing ;)
<[TD]Badfish> (i'm drunk as fuck anyway ther's no way I c0ould play a complicated ghame)(
<Hakai> lol
<Verifex> (Joker, you will need to read the section in the book on the Bolter)
<OddBird> it has been done before
<Jokernaut> Can  you send me a link to the books again?
<[CB1]Gun> hakai, my honeydip, should I do your IP? ;p
<Hakai> he types like i do when i'm super tired
<OddBird> super tired = drunk
<Verifex> Good timing though Badfish, you can be introduced fairly easily now that everyone is back in the safehouse.
<[TD]Badfish> (that scuks i missed it i wanted to actulya play once intaestead of watfhing)(
<[TD]Badfish> watchign*(
<[TD]Badfish> watching*(
<Hakai> yes, please, gunny?
<Hakai>  ^_^ *
<OddBird> you get to play next sessio
<OddBird> session*
<[CB1]Gun> handjob plz
<[TD]Badfish> yay
<OddBird> :)
<OddBird> be there thursday for your intro ;)
<Jokernaut> Can you update my powerz and stuff, Gun? XD
<[CB1]Gun> j/k I'll save that coupon
<[TD]Badfish> done
<[CB1]Gun> yes snake
<Hakai> lol
<Hakai> Rave, you aren't joining are you?
<OddBird> nice, if I used up all my IP I could put Holler to 6
<Jokernaut> Oh yeah, and you do realize that we almost all died today multiple times because I refused to take a bullet because I was in the shotgun seat.
<[CB1]Gun> did you do IP SS?
<Jokernaut> XD
<Jokernaut> Yeah.
<Hakai> you idiot
<Verifex> If I'm still doing this in another year or so, I'm willing to bet I've got a player sheet for everyone on CB.
<Hakai> didn't you just ask Gun to do it for you?  heh
<OddBird> hehehe
<Jokernaut> No my powerz, not my IP
<OddBird> and Gun and I will be the only two who actually consistently play
<[TD]Badfish> the triblender tournauy is fuckingh brilliant but it's hard
<Verifex> yeah no doubt!
<Jokernaut> I'll still play..
<Hakai> <Jokernaut> Can you update my powerz and stuff, Gun? XD
<[TD]Badfish> i only  -play cb when i'm like completely rushed for teim or i'm really fucked up
<Hakai> I assumed that included IP
<[TD]Badfish> and i can't afudcking answer riddles
<OddBird> haha
<OddBird> well Fex I am putting my Holler to 6
<OddBird> I am gonna rock next time I use it
<OddBird> also, what are secondary items for Beastieboys?
<[CB1]Gun> I'm adding his type and skill
<Jokernaut> How much IP does it cost to up a stat?
<[TD]Badfish> beastiegirls
<OddBird> I got the claws, but I never got a 2nd item
<OddBird> I'm all for that drunkfish xD
<[TD]Badfish> booyahaksha
<[TD]Badfish> what the fuck
<OddBird> ROFL
<Jokernaut> You got claws? Do I get anything for being a bolter?
<[TD]Badfish> hwo does booyah turn into booyahaksha
<[TD]Badfish> that's a lot of extra leters
<Verifex> To up a Stat it costs 20 x the stat you want to go to..
<OddBird> that was with the beastieboy, Joker
<[CB1]Gun> you got all your gang stuff SS
<OddBird> Fex - Holler isn't a stat, it's a skill
<Verifex> So.. if you want to go to 6 BODY from 5 body.
<Jokernaut> 100
<OddBird> I'm going to 6 Holler from 3 Holler
<Verifex> It would take 6 * 20 = 120 IP
<[TD]Badfish> my ip is 66.130.120.1 is that a lot
<[TD]Badfish> can i buy stats wiathe taht
<[CB1]Gun> do they got a auto 1 in the power once they get it?
<[TD]Badfish> GIB STATS PLZ
<OddBird> lol badfish
<Verifex> I think so...   let me check.
<OddBird> I think so Gun
<Jokernaut> How much is it to increase skills?
<[TD]Badfish> oddbird
<Verifex> yeah, it wouldn't make any sense if they didn't have atleast a 1.
<OddBird> was his name-o
<[TD]Badfish> fuck i didn't even tell you this haha
<[CB1]Gun> 20 IP to go for 1 to 2 on skills
<[TD]Badfish> i started as enw file on ff8
<[TD]Badfish> and i naemed rinoa
<[TD]Badfish> OddBird
<OddBird> lol xD
<[TD]Badfish> it makes me alaugh
<Jokernaut> So it's 20x for skills too?
<OddBird> niiice
<OddBird> no Joker
<OddBird> 10x
<Verifex> No.. it's only 10x for skills.
<Jokernaut> Gotcha
<Jokernaut> OK.
<[CB1]Gun> so want to up bolt all the way?
<Jokernaut> I'm ready to be shockin fuckahs next time.
<Jokernaut> Yeah.
<Verifex> so for instance, to take 4 Get a Clue to 5, you would need 5 * 10 = 50 IP
<[CB1]Gun> are we using IP now?
<Jokernaut> Ya.
<Verifex> Bolters have a set of "charges"
<OddBird> at safehouse, we use IP
<Hakai> how do you figure?  wouldn't it be 1 * 10?
<[CB1]Gun> 20 for 2
<Hakai> 5-4=1?
<OddBird> 20 to raise to level 2, 30 to raise to lvl 3, and so on
<Verifex> You guys can do IP and  training on your own, since you are in the safehouse and training facilities are available for just about anything.
<[CB1]Gun> that's how I see it ;)
<OddBird> no subtraction
<OddBird> it's just 'I'm going to lvl 5, so it costs 50'
<Verifex> But you all realize that you will be spending a couple days in here raising all your stats/skills if you od.
<Verifex> er.. do.
<Hakai> whatever, I'll just make gun do it when I want to add to my stats/skills, lol
<OddBird> sure, that's cool with me.
<[TD]Badfish> verfirfex are you fuvking dfrunhk\
<[TD]Badfish> can't you type
<OddBird> LOL
<Hakai> xD
<[TD]Badfish> my hanfs are uyhuuuuuge
<[TD]Badfish> they hit sao mnay keys
<Jokernaut> DUDE! Nice!
<Verifex> Yes, I'm so drunk I can't see straight or talk at all, infact I regularlly run cybergen plastered out of my mind drunk.
<[TD]Badfish> hehya i'm just messin with y0ou]
<[CB1]Gun> you now have 3 Bolt SS
<Jokernaut> Verifex, can we hold a special event where you actually do?
* [TD]Badfish apologiazes]
<Verifex> No, I've never gotten that drunk before, I don't know why.
<Hakai> I need to raise my shifting.  what do I need to do it?
<Hakai> (it's at 1)
<Verifex> I can still type pretty coherently when I'm drunk. :)
<Verifex> It's okay Badfish..
<[TD]Badfish> I can[t i ahve reallh big    hdnas
<[CB1]Gun> snake, bolting goes off REF, remember that
<Jokernaut> Hahaha. I'm the only one in CG who has Shocking Grasp.
<[TD]Badfish> and i'm badlhy corodinated      it takes a long time to type properly like this.
<Hakai> no one knows?
<Verifex> anyways, see you all later.  I'll be checking everyones character sheet to make sure if you upped your stats that you added the right numbers together ;)
<Hakai> I don't have enough to add to Shifting, right?
<OddBird> that's cool. I just bumped my Holler to 6.
<Hakai> and Night, Fexy  ^_^
<[TD]Badfish> what does holer od
<OddBird> Because now I am an awesome Holler-er
<[TD]Badfish> doo
<Jokernaut> Can stats be upped past 8?
<OddBird> yeah Hoker
<OddBird> ....Joker
<[TD]Badfish> omy friends shaved a dick into my fuck i ng head tongiht
* Hakai feels ignored
<OddBird> ok time for sleep it's almost 4 AM
<[TD]Badfish> i'jm  pissed
<Jokernaut> <[TD]Badfish> omy friends shaved a dick into my fuck i ng head tongiht
<OddBird> shave a pussy just over it, will fix that problem
<Verifex> Night Hakai, see you all later.
<[TD]Badfish> NCIE
<OddBird> anyways, g'night
<[TD]Badfish> NICE
<[CB1]Gun> want to up only shift hakai?
<[TD]Badfish> night ob
OddBird left the room.
<Hakai> well, I only have 50 IP, so I doubt I can up anything
<Hakai> but shifting is necessary, right?\
<Hakai> the most*
<[CB1]Gun> did you add the 20?
<Hakai> no, you were supposed to do that for me
<[CB1]Gun> ;)
<[CB1]Gun> already did and shift is 2 so it's 50 now
<[CB1]Gun> wanted to know if that's all you wanted upped
<[CB1]Gun> like blend?
<Hakai> still says 1 on my -page
<Hakai> what's blend do?
<[CB1]Gun> hide
<[CB1]Gun> stealth
<Jokernaut> Ninja powerz.
<Hakai> hm.  What do you think?
<Hakai> shift or blend?  or something else?
<[CB1]Gun> figure get blend to 2 for shifting
<Jokernaut> Wouldn't shift be most useful?
<Jokernaut> Although I guess there's not too many chances when you get to use shift.
<[CB1]Gun> can up little angel
<Hakai> my hp needs to be taken to 4 also
<Hakai> down*
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> (/me lowers hak's HP to 0)
<[CB1]Gun> left it with 2 shifting, 50 IP, you can decide later
<Hakai> Gun it still says shift is 1 on my page.  You sure you upped it?  ;p
<Jokernaut> Rave, game's over, you don't need the ( ) anymore.
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> oh
<Hakai> nvm.  it's right now
<PolkaDottedRaveshaw> did i win?
<[CB1]Gun> did I have to do someone else's?
<Hakai> i think i want little angel or blend
<[CB1]Gun> I dunno about blemd really...guess talk to fex on that next week
<[CB1]Gun> can up angel 1 and have 10 IP left
<Hakai> what do you mean, gun?
<Hakai> about not knowing about blend, I mean?
<[CB1]Gun> keep this idea in mind for me....shifting to look like you got bruised and bloody for beg a stranger
<[CB1]Gun> well we'll ask fex if it is even needed with shifting
<Hakai> lol ok
<Hakai> then let's hold off for now
<Hakai> I can up it later, right?
<Jokernaut> See you guys next session.
<Hakai> night
<[CB1]Gun> if you up angel now you won't have IP to spend
<Hakai> or rather, later
<Hakai> I know.  That's why i want to hold off until we talk to Fex
<[CB1]Gun> ok
<Hakai> but thank you  :D
<Hakai> *hugs*
<[CB1]Gun> hug me in game too ;p
<Hakai> SS, you leavING?
<Jokernaut> No!
<Hakai> Why not?
<[CB1]Gun> yes SS hug me in game!
<Jokernaut> *sex hug*
<Hakai> wait a minute, Gnun  ^_^
<Jokernaut> Because I have a feeling you wanna kick me, Hakai.
<Jokernaut> >.>
<Hakai> ok
<Hakai> ;p
Jokernaut left the room.
- Hakai has kicked Jokernaut out of the room
PolkaDottedRaveshaw left the room.
- Hakai has kicked PolkaDottedRaveshaw out of the room
[TD]Badfish left the room.
- Hakai has kicked [TD]Badfish out of the room
<Hakai> Ok, Gun.
<[CB1]Gun> hugs? *shakes*
<Hakai> I wanted to talk to you. 
<[CB1]Gun> items?
<Hakai> Lol.  Nah, just didn't want SS interrupting with his immaturity
Jokernaut has joined the room.
<Hakai> damn
* Jokernaut stabs Hakai.
Jokernaut left the room.
- Hakai has kicked Jokernaut out of the room
<Hakai> anyway, can you tone it down with the sex stuff in game?  It gets a bit old after awhile
<Hakai> especially when like 5 people do it at the same time
Jokernaut has joined the room.
<Jokernaut> SUCK MY LEFT TITTY.
<Hakai> -_-
Jokernaut left the room.
<Hakai> exactly why I dind't want him in here
<[CB1]Gun> and I was so unsexy this time
<Hakai> I know you were.  You did good  ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> hugs? ;p
<Hakai> But SS is annoying enough to me without him acting stupid with the sex crap.  and your talk seems to fuel his
<Hakai> hugs  :D
<[CB1]Gun> good :0
<Hakai> I just thought I should be straiforward with ya.
<[CB1]Gun> heh
<Hakai> no hard feelings or anything, but I want CGen to be fun for me  :)
<Hakai> and besides, maybe blood is the girl for ya, lol
<Hakai> I can type a whole sentence, then stop typing, and watch it show up on the screen letter by letter
<[CB1]Gun> actually princess elf was the one who never played that promised to rape me
<[CB1]Gun> me and the stables ;p
<Hakai> lol...what?
<[CB1]Gun> ....we had a chat/clan/let-go-of-my-dick-psycho-bitch  history
<Hakai> (do i need to lower my HP still?)
<Hakai> lol ok .  I don't think I know them
<[CB1]Gun> you mean IP
<Hakai> her*
<Hakai> nope.  HP.  from the crash
<[CB1]Gun> nope
<Hakai> I lost 1 HP, but I am resting at the safehouse so I wasn't sure