0007 CB CyberGen Session

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*** Now in room carnage
- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<InebriatedArsonist> Afternoon, Veri.
<[CB1]Gun> hey fex
<Fembley> 240k mpr not bad :p
<Verifex> heya
<OOTY> hiya Fexums
<[CB1]Gun> good news is no rudy numbers ;)
<Fembley> Skyson defeated Pandaman (The Himalayas) after 2 rounds of combat
<Fembley> yay :p
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> you're 240k you mean?
<InebriatedArsonist> Good news would be Huck leaving the race.
<Fembley> yeah my mpr is 240k
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> I see
<OOTY> Why's that, IA?
<Verifex> you guys wanna play tonight or watch election coverage?
<[CB1]Gun> I'd pay for him to leave
<OOTY> o.O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> 346k MPR
<[LittleRed]Calynne> mwaaaaa
<[CB1]Gun> we can do both, lammy said he'd be in in about 2 hours
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> afk for a bit
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<Verifex> 2 hours huh..  thats about 9pm
<[CB1]Gun> election coverage hehe
<InebriatedArsonist> He's Bush 2.0, except he's even more likely to spend money and whine about religion.
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<[CB1]Gun> and we're only getting to see how dumb he is
<Verifex> oh man.. all the repub canidates are kinda crappy..
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<[CB1]Gun> hey fred & ron are cool
<OOTY> ...and last year they didn't even show up for their debates....*frowns*
<[CB1]Gun> so they are in the back ;0
<Verifex> yeah, ron is kinda cool.. fred though?  how do you even know anything about him?
<InebriatedArsonist> I just want a president who doesn't want to take away more of my rights and more of my money.  Is that so much to ask?
<[CB1]Gun> he's a good actor ;)
<OOTY> answer: of course.
<Fembley> damn, cant beat calynne
<Fembley> :O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ^_^
<[LittleRed]Calynne> really?
<[CB1]Gun> played a navy captain he did
<Fembley> yeah
* OOTY beats Calynne.
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<OOTY> Yarrrrr
* [LittleRed]Calynne sighs.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Oooty you meanie!!!
<InebriatedArsonist> Fred's more in the mold of Reagan.
<Verifex> I want a president who can write his own speeches
<[LittleRed]Calynne> no drawings for you!
<OOTY> Actually I dunno, I haven't even fought you.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> :P
<OOTY> WAAAAA
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ^_^ just kidding
<[CB1]Gun> and ron helped reagan so can't win em all
<[LittleRed]Calynne> No you dont... presidents who write their own speeches are not smart
<Fembley> i need some extra cash and my tats a tad too big, anyone got any familiars (pref ice or steel) around 400k?
<OOTY> Sure they are!
<OOTY> Now go put some food on your family
<[LittleRed]Calynne> presidents who write their own stuff make promises they cant keep
<[CB1]Gun> on them?....
<OOTY> Bush quote.
<OOTY> >.>
<[CB1]Gun> heh
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I dont mind my tattoo being big >:)
<OOTY> I tell you, he's my favorite president ever when it comes to public speaking
<OOTY> ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> didn't you know all promises upon election are veto?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Should I train protection at all? >:)
<InebriatedArsonist> I generally skip watching his speeches and instead read the transcripts.
<Fembley> yeah, but if i sold one and bought one appropriate size for my level, id have a spare 2 mil :P
<OOTY> See, you miss out, IA
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I have money
<Fembley> i dont
<[LittleRed]Calynne> heheh
<InebriatedArsonist> A base protection is cheap enough, but don't bother with anything more for a while.
<[CB1]Gun> ooooo that's why huck won....chuck actually was the hook
<[LittleRed]Calynne> okies
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Anything else that'll help my lovely Robynne?
<InebriatedArsonist> I voted for Bush because he was slightly better than his opponents, not because he was a skilled orator.
<OOTY> Which one do you fight with, Robynne or Christopher?
<OOTY> I don't think anyone voted for him because he was a skilled orator ;'D that was just a lovely side effect
<[CB1]Gun> yeah wanted bush cuz I hated the other guys more....
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I fight with Robynne.... Christopher is a character I bought and hatch helped me make a fairly ok mage
<OOTY> ah
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I agree with gun, the other guys scared me more
<InebriatedArsonist> I thought you were just a Pooh fan.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rofl no
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I like my characters having real names
<[CB1]Gun> well they were the same guy....frankenstick and ketchup lurch
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Except for First National Bank, but then again, I dont fight with that one at all...
<OOTY> I just like my characters having fun names.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I treat my characters like my children
<[CB1]Gun> the office is a purse? wow that's a hillary line
<j'bob> lol, i just caught up, i thought the same of Calynee
<j'bob> Calynne
<j'bob> with the Winnie the Pooh thing
<j'bob> lol
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Oh yeah?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> >_>
<OOTY> Pinnie the Woooooh!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> weirdoes and your pooh... I never even watched the show
<j'bob> O.O
<[CB1]Gun> neither do we but pooh is coo
<OOTY> You'll never know what happened to your honeypot.
<j'bob> err. um. weirdoes?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.O
<j'bob> word
<[LittleRed]Calynne> hopefully my honeypot is in the fridge where it belong
<[CB1]Gun> think caly digs piglet
<[LittleRed]Calynne> No, I liked Roo
<InebriatedArsonist> Christopher Robin was the boy's name.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> realy?
<[CB1]Gun> tigah ftw
<OOTY> Aha! A roofan
<[LittleRed]Calynne> oy
* j'bob tosses tigger at LilRed
<InebriatedArsonist> Tigger was annoying.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I saw pictures of kanga and roo and thought that was cute
<[CB1]Gun> jus lik meh
<[LittleRed]Calynne> So base protection for Robynne... anything else?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> prolly not :P
<[CB1]Gun> make it (5)
<[LittleRed]Calynne> she cant do DD
<{CB1}Slayer333> a 500m NW morg, if you can find one
<[LittleRed]Calynne> thatd be silly
<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> that'd be expensive@!
<Fembley> mmm..baileys truffle
<[CB1]Gun> but worth it
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<Fembley> hi jon
<{CB1}Slayer333> hey Jon
<Fembley> jon=MULTI
<OOTY> O RLY?
<BarzooMonkey> hello, bossman :)
<[CB1]Gun> ranger & jon are the same guy
<j'bob> oh my.
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- carnage: Welcome back to CB, Esoteric
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I remember this from somewhere... :P
<Verifex> hi esoteric
<OOTY> Back to the future
<j'bob> i heard a rumor that GW is OOTY
<Esoteric> whats up
<Fembley> Skyson defeated Pandaman (The Himalayas) after 2 rounds of combat
<[CB1]Gun> ....no way
<Fembley> YESssssssssss
<OOTY> GWOOTY? Nah.
<OOTY> Not as good as QBOOTY.
<BarzooMonkey> I am OOTY, and OOTY is me
<[LittleRed]Calynne> No way... I like OOTY way more ;)
<[CB1]Gun> llama can not be smexy
<OOTY> <3 Barzoo! OB and the Monkey!
<[CB1]Gun> hmmm that makes sense
<[CB1]Gun> both swing from poles
<OOTY> ;'D
<j'bob> hatch and OOTY equals   HOOTY
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rofl
<[CB1]Gun> hooty!
<InebriatedArsonist> I don't think llamas swing from anything.
<[CB1]Gun> GW we have your next name.....Hooty!
<OOTY> they spit though...
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Or Tooty
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Looty
<InebriatedArsonist> Yes, they do.  And they make decent clothing.
<j'bob> lamas hang from a horizontal pole if'n ya tie their feet together
<OOTY> Hooty Spitshine, Llama Dramatico
<[LittleRed]Calynne> RotrRooty? ;)
<[CB1]Gun> like the last one
<InebriatedArsonist> Tootie!  We all know GW was a fan of The Facts of Life.
<OOTY> :O!
<j'bob> hey, ya take the good, ya take the bad
* [CB1]Gun stamps for tootie
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> or change your name to Cutey... ;) *poke poke nudge nudge*
<OOTY> Is he even in Chat?
<[CB1]Gun> OB would beat him to it
<[CB1]Gun> he lurks
<InebriatedArsonist> There's one way to find out.
<OOTY> He's not said a thing since we started talking about him though.
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<InebriatedArsonist> Hey, Drama Llama, you watching?
<j'bob> he's busy coping and pasting!
<OOTY> Guess that's a "no".
* InebriatedArsonist shrugs.  I tried.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> He went somewhere...
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<InebriatedArsonist> You could try kicking him.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> What does protection do, really?
<j'bob> mark my words. some of the above will wind up in his quote book!  ;P
<OOTY> ;'D
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<OOTY> subedymin!
* j'bob likes my protection
<InebriatedArsonist> Afternoon, Edy.
<BarzooMonkey> hail comrade Edy!
<[CB1]Gun> thought you were going to kick him from the start....hail comrade edy!
<edyit> hola OOB and IA :)
<[LittleRed]Calynne> hail comrade Edyit! *pounce*
<edyit> hail comrades BM and gun!
<edyit> hail comradette caly!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ^_^
<InebriatedArsonist> Protection is simply a method of damage reduction.
<[CB1]Gun> with minimal cost
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<j'bob> uhoh
<edyit> hail comrade ranger
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Ranger! *ready for spam*
<InebriatedArsonist> Meh, protection gets rather expensive.
<OOTY> Ranger ranger bo banger fee fi fo fanger Ranger
* j'bob whispers... he's here
<Ranger> Hail Comrade Edyit!
<j'bob> now lets do OOTY
<InebriatedArsonist> Woot, Thompson's back in third.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ah ... I mean, does it really just take away 5 pts from whatever they hit me with, say 100k ... it'd hit me for 99,995 instead? :P
<[CB1]Gun> and ron close behind
* j'bob can't explain Protection.
* j'bob just knows he likes it
<[LittleRed]Calynne> hail comrade ranger! *pounce*
* j'bob is out
<j'bob> night night
<InebriatedArsonist> No.  At one point protection was roughly equal to AC, but Jon changed that a while ago.
<[CB1]Gun> doesn't matter too much as huck's first win might carry thru with our pop. -.-
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> Then I am still confused as to how it works
<[CB1]Gun> aren't we all
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<yoyo> 1 point or protection = 1% of mitigation
<OOTY> nah, Protection basically reduces damage by 1% per effect
<InebriatedArsonist> Like I said, he changed it.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ok ... so a protection of 5 would protect me 5%?
<yoyo> yes
<[LittleRed]Calynne> okies...
<[CB1]Gun> yep it's a percentage now
<[LittleRed]Calynne> so why not train it to 100 ;)
<[CB1]Gun> gl with that
<yoyo> it only trains to 33
<edyit> caps at around 31 i think
<OOTY> because it only goes to 33 as far as we can tell
<[LittleRed]Calynne> and not get hit at all!!!!! mwahahahaha ... oh
<[LittleRed]Calynne> aw
<[LittleRed]Calynne> thats sad
<[LittleRed]Calynne> but still a good amount
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> because that would give you 6 time ranger's MPR just on that minion with nothing else trained
<[LittleRed]Calynne> 1/3? dang
<[CB1]Gun> yeah could've made the RoS cool
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I want me a piece of that ;)
<OOTY> Yeah, 1/3 is still good no matter how you look at it ;'D
<[LittleRed]Calynne> it is
<[LittleRed]Calynne> probably would cost a lot tho
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> yeah
<OOTY> ToE + full Protection/CoC minion with TSA, NSC, and full AC
<yoyo> 33 = 157 ac, so that is real nuce
<InebriatedArsonist> Do remember that Dispel will target your Protection.
<yoyo> nice even
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I know it does
<[LittleRed]Calynne> but I do well without the protection, so with it I'd be able to hit harder, just avoiding big DM users
<[CB1]Gun> that's nice until you have to unlearn ;p
* OOTY frowns. I wanna ink my tat already!
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> Why would I have to unlearn?
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* [CB1]Gun shrugs ;)
<Verifex> dum de dum
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<OOTY> Arrggghhh, BM's gone off and hired a minion
<[CB1]Gun> hooray
<BarzooMonkey> he he
<OOTY> Booooooo
<OOTY> T-T
<[CB1]Gun> Barzoooooo*
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<OOTY> Gah, and the other guy on my fightlist is less than 100% CB again
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* OOTY frowns. 1-man fightlist, I'm back home
<BarzooMonkey> Old Time Hockey!!!!
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<[CB1]Gun> Edy Shore!
<Esoteric> Ahh.. But it was 2 for soo long
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<InebriatedArsonist> One of the Hansen brothers has a kid who plays professionally.
<[CB1]Gun> cool what team?
* OOTY flicks Eso for farming him.
<Esoteric> lol
<Esoteric> No way..
<Esoteric> To avoid degrading the server's responsiveness, you may only request the recent battles page 400 times per day (i.e., from one cache flush to the next) which is plenty by any reasonable measure. You have nevertheless managed to exceed this quota.
<[CB1]Gun> lol obama is preaching to the choir literally
<OOTY> Hahahaha
<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> wow
<OOTY> Yeah, I've done that before too
<OOTY> You've only got an hour before midnight server time, no worrie
<OOTY> worries*
<Esoteric> Oh well your the only one I can fight now
<InebriatedArsonist> I'd have to look up the team.
<OOTY> I am?
<Esoteric> Yep.
<OOTY> =(
<Esoteric> Unless I look for people to fight
<[CB1]Gun> waste your time as you wish
<Esoteric> but that'll take too long.
<OOTY> I was going to look....but they're all farming me
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Fembley.... you still here?
<fork> im bored
<OOTY> go find spoon
<OOTY> make a baby spork
<[LittleRed]Calynne> there is no spoon
<fork> good idea ill go do that
<OOTY> don't crush his hopes
<[CB1]Gun> we shall make him one!
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<Esoteric> I need to get supportership soon
* [CB1]Gun begins to widdle
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<OOTY> I need to get better at CB soon
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Fembley!! Fembley, you here!?
<BarzooMonkey> Spoon!!!!
<DemonWolf> Fork!!!!!!!!!!!
<OOTY> GW!!
<fork> knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<[CB1]Gun> Spork is a vulcan?
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<OOTY> Spock?
<fork> spnife
<[CB1]Gun> same diff, they both rule
<Esoteric> Oh well                                                                                                                                                                                                     <Fembley> yes?
<OOTY> ;'D
<Fembley> WHAT
<Fembley> FAKE ^^
<Esoteric> lmao
<OOTY> PG!
<Frodbot> CB has a PG rating policy. Foul language, including abbreviations or censored portions, is banned in most aspects of the game. Do not try to debate the policy, that can get you kicked as well.
<fork> ~~~~~
<Fembley>                                                                                                                                                <OOTY> bacon
<Fembley> njrbgjur
<Esoteric> lol
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<[CB1]Gun> lol
<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.O
<fork>  
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> Whats going on?
<[CB1]Gun> no more farmers eh
<OOTY> Fake chatting
<{CB1}Slayer333> comrade rebellion!
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- carnage: Welcome back to CB, Fembley
<[CB1]Gun> Da!
<OOTY> No fake chatting
<Fembley> Ok that wasn't a justified kick.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> xD
<Fembley> Someone fake chatted me
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<OOTY> yes, it was. No impersonation.
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- carnage: Welcome back to CB, Esoteric
<OOTY> Yes, and I kicked him too.
<InebriatedArsonist> I go away to read the news and anarchy ensues.
* [LittleRed]Calynne rebels with the other comrades. "Woot..."
<fork>  
<OOTY> I know it, IA
<Fembley> I did poorly fake chatting.
<[CB1]Gun> slayer with the sneak attack as always
<Esoteric> Geez
<[CB1]Gun> slayer's that good
<fork>  !!!!!!!!!!!!wwwwwwwww1111
<fork> hi
<[CB1]Gun> hi
<BarzooMonkey> He gets up, we'll all get, it'll be anarchy!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Fembley, you're here... good
<Verifex> hey who is fork?
<OOTY> um. Hello.
<OOTY> that dude.
<fork> me
<fork> sup
<Esoteric> Cash (total)
<InebriatedArsonist> Besides, if you're going to fake chat, at least make it believeable.                                                                                  <OOTY> Roll Tide!
<OOTY> remove the little box so it'll show
* [LittleRed]Calynne smacks Fembley upside the head. "I've told you THREE TIMES!!! I DONT have Neopets, so STOP PMing me about it, kay?" Smacks again for good measure.
<Esoteric> Cash (total) $685
<OOTY> Ouch, that was weak, IA. I'm an AUBURN fan.
* InebriatedArsonist laughs.  I know.
<fork> $699
<OOTY> >.<
<Esoteric> Against OOTY?
<OOTY> man, I'm not getting that good cash
<OOTY> no fair
<fork> who ooty
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<Fembley> im getting
<Fembley> 550 avg
<[CB1]Gun> lol that looked like a chant
* [LittleRed]Calynne smacks Fembley. "You heard me, right?"
<Fembley> no
<OOTY> The max PR you can accept is 243,525,122.
<Fembley> yes
<OOTY> Love it.
<Fembley> :P
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<Fembley> And stop abusing /me
* [LittleRed]Calynne pulls out the crop and smacks Fembley again.
<Fembley> Gets old
<fork> : )
<fork> R )
<fork> : D
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<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> The max PR you can accept is 177,235,483
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> was
<fork> wuts a ron paul
<[LittleRed]Calynne> The abusing doesn't get old for me...
<InebriatedArsonist> A presidential candidate.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> A politician
* Fembley likes bacon
* Fembley likes chicken
<fork> *fork likes bacon
<[CB1]Gun>  "/me" to emote
<InebriatedArsonist> Bacon is essential to good living.
<OOTY> I agree.
<InebriatedArsonist> And good frying.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Bacon is essential to heart attacks ;)
<BarzooMonkey> Bacon = nature's most perfect food
<OOTY> 2nd most*
<OOTY> Buttermilk pie is best.
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<OOTY> hiya Duck!
* InebriatedArsonist prefers lemon merginue.
<fork> ello!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> duck duck duck ... goose?
* InebriatedArsonist doesn't like dark meat.
<fork> i tagged u
<Fembley> fork new to cb or play cb1?
<fork> wuts wrong with dark meat
* BarzooMonkey prefers Tollhouse above all other pies
<fork> new
<OOTY> Buttermilk pieeee
<Esoteric> Pumpkin Pie.
<OOTY> not as good
<fork> i found out about cb today
<{CB1}Slayer333> Bleh. Tis 2 degrees here at the moment...
<OOTY> Where from, fork?
<fork> y
<OOTY> curious
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<fork> drawer in the kitchen
<{CB1}Slayer333> hail comrade novice!
<OOTY> I found CB on a forum board a looong time ago where someone posted their referral link
<InebriatedArsonist> Yuck, pumpkin.
<OOTY> drawer in the kitchen, huh. ;'P
<[CB1]Gun> Biden is gone :)
<[LittleRed]Calynne> hail comrade novice!
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade nov!
<BarzooMonkey> hail comrade novice!
<fork> im from michigan
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I dont remember how I found CB the first time
<novice> hail comrades Slayer, Elen, Gun, BM!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> wasnt a referral
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<novice> I was one of the fark batch
* InebriatedArsonist came in off a Fark ad.
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<OOTY> yup, no Biden, no Dodd
<Esoteric> Whats the avergage a A Helm of Clearsight goes for?
<fork> an amount of mny
<BarzooMonkey> Okay, gotta go write. Night, ya'll!
<fork> yall
<Esoteric> Diary?
<fork> bye
<fork> person
<[LittleRed]Calynne> bye monkey
<novice> later BM
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<novice> Eso: right now you can get one for the cost of supportership or $6 if you're already a supporter
<fork> KNOCK KNOCK!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> who's there
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<Esoteric> I want to get supportership, but I dont want the item..
<fork> i dunno
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<fork> i was just knocking
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<fork> wuts op?
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<[CB1]Gun> chat cop
<fork> whoa
<Verifex> we even have little red and blue flashing lights
<novice> Eso: people are often willing to trade for the item and some additional CB
<OOTY> wee-ooo-wee-ooo
<novice> hey fexy
<Verifex> hey novice.. hows it goin
<fork> ootys a cop
<fork> oh shoot i forgot my get away car
<fork> gtg guys bye
<OOTY> later
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<novice> spiffy, spent the day fighting with one of the server we just took over support for
<OOTY> novy! *prairietackles*
* novice is tackled
* novice responds with pinching
<Ziamara> hey, maybe you will talk to me in here
<Ziamara> yes
<InebriatedArsonist> All you need for a testy server is a crowbar, Nov.
<novice> IA: don't I wish
* OOTY eeeps at the peenching
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<Verifex> everyone at work keeps telling me I need $700 or $1000 for a new upgraded PC :(
<[CB1]Gun> and more
<Hyrule_Castle> i need 50 bucks for a gig of ram
<Esoteric> I just got this $2000 laptop for xmas
<Hyrule_Castle> theres my upgrade
<novice> What do you want to be able to do?
<OOTY> my PC blows.
<OOTY> T-T
<novice> HC: that's a little expensive, what kind of ram?
<{CB1}Slayer333> for gaming, probably, if not, you could get one much cheaper than that
<Verifex> play crysis on high!
<OOTY> x_x
<{CB1}Slayer333> no computer can play crysis on high :p
<novice> Fexy: then that's a low estimae
<Verifex> this guy at work says he's got it running on high
<[CB1]Gun> 10k for something like that
<novice> Heh, it's always "this guy at work"
<{CB1}Slayer333> maybe if he has SLi 8800's with a ton of RAM :p
<Verifex> he spent about $700 on his machine..
<Verifex> no sli though
<{CB1}Slayer333> do you know what he has in it?
<novice> that's technically close to impossible
<DrAcO5676> Hiyaa folks
<novice> the card to play crysis is that much wholesale
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.acepilots.com/mt/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/comm_hillary.jpg <-- we don't claim her
<OOTY> hi DrAcO!
<InebriatedArsonist> The 8800 Ultra would probably work.
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<Verifex> yes.. he got a 8800 and a quad core and OC'ed em
<{CB1}Slayer333> for $700?
<InebriatedArsonist> I don't know if Crysis can make use of a quad chip.
<Verifex> probably not
* novice is either going to save for the TRI-SLI board or a dual core laptop with 4 gigs of ram
<Verifex> I dunno..  I asked him to send me his tech specs in email, but he never got around to it..
<[CB1]Gun> heh
<{CB1}Slayer333> pfft, save up for virtual reality man :p
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
<Verifex> he has 6 gigs of memory and is running vista no-less..
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> It's all about the Pentiums, what?
<Hyrule_Castle> 100GB of ram...
<Hyrule_Castle> or of hard drive space...
<Esoteric> 100GBs of RAM would be awesome
<InebriatedArsonist> You could always blow $3000 on a solid-state drive.
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> lol dude it's lyrics
<Hyrule_Castle> yea, what are u working for the government or something RP
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> :)
<Hyrule_Castle> lies!
<OOTY> If only working for the gov't got you a computer that nice ;'D
<Verifex> I want to get a $1500 upgrade, but I can't afford it
<InebriatedArsonist> There's always credit cards.
<InebriatedArsonist> Or selling your plasma.
<OOTY> or your vehicle
<OOTY> saves gas money
<InebriatedArsonist> Trust me, you don't want to be without a vehicle.
<novice> Govenment worker don't exactly get perks like that... I know
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<novice> hey Lammy
<Esoteric> He doesnt need a vehicle if he has a fully upgraded PC
<Lamuness> hi novvie
<Hyrule_Castle> novice: the perks they get you'd be surprised
<Sunshadow> what is the bonus to have many caracter
<novice> HC: I work for the government
<[RonPaul08]LeadenClaw> what branch?
<InebriatedArsonist> Defense contracting is where the real money is.
<novice> the local craptastic one
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<Ziamara> he likes , no matter what he says
<Esoteric> lag..
<Sunshadow> can you trade item between character
<novice> Sunshadow: none, it used to be helpful to earn a little extra money but not so much any more
<novice> SS: yes
<Sunshadow> ok cool thx
* Lamuness steals Nov away from Ziamara
<Hyrule_Castle> theif!
<OOTY> OB: I like talking with names in front of my sentences
* novice crys
<Sunshadow> its just for fun then:P
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: me 2
<novice> yes, mostly for testing
<OOTY> HC: cool
<Lamuness> maybe "steal" was too strong of a word.  let's use "borrow on a long term basis" instead
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: so how are u lately
<Ziamara> dont worry i wont put up a fight
<Sunshadow> i got ya
<novice> awww
<OOTY> HC: pretty good, kinda hungry.
<OOTY> HC: you?
<Lamuness> no fight?  aw.. here, take him back
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: not too bad...
<Sunshadow> mmm food
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: not hungy i got a muffin
<OOTY> HC: You aren't going to divorce me, right?
<novice> I'm unwanted all the way around
<OOTY> ;'D
<Ziamara> aw,   so close
<Ziamara> oookkkaaayyy
<Lamuness> lol
<Lochnivar> wow.. number 1 clan MVP for 24hrs!
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: Nah, you can take a break, the house is fine and all
<{CB1}Slayer333> its ok Nov, you're a comrade ;p
<OOTY> haha
<novice> woohoo, I'm an unwanted commie
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: i'll just do all the bills and such
<Sunshadow> hows got the best clan
* OOTY flings a hammer and sickle at novice
<OOTY> HC: sveeet. I heard you got a nice house and a nice level.
* novice catches it in his teeth and does the russian kicking dance
<Hyrule_Castle> OB: almost at 80 now
<OOTY> o.O
<OOTY> nice!
<Brent> Nov, what's your name on SoL now?
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<Hyrule_Castle> wait who all here is playin SOL?
<OOTY> lots of us
<novice> I forgot I signed up for that
<novice> must be novice
<Brent> It was...but now it's gone. o.O
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.thetalentshow.org/images/bush_flag.jpg <-- for a gross laugh
<OOTY> O.o
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<{CB1}Slayer333> hahaha
<novice> accounts get purged that fast?
<Brent> I didn't think accounts got deleted at all...
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<Hyrule_Castle> they do at the beginning...
<OOTY> whoa, that arm is all twisty
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<novice> I hate that picture so much Gun
<Brent> Darn, I was gonna ask you to send me your Yen if you didn't want to keep playing. ;)
<novice> it speaks wonders
<OOTY> lol
<novice> lemme see
<[CB1]Gun> of course you do nov, you're a commie
<OOTY> Brent's a money-hoarder!
<Lamuness> what happened to CG?
<Brent> Am not!
<Hyrule_Castle> commie where!
* OOTY shrugs
<[CB1]Gun> GW & fex need to wake
<Brent> OK, I am. ;)
<OOTY> ;'D
* Lamuness hip checks OB
<Lamuness> nice hip you got there
<OOTY> Thanks!
<Lamuness> OB has child bearing hips.
* OOTY rib checks Lammy
<[CB1]Gun> hehe
<OOTY> nice ribs!
<[CB1]Gun> think we used one to make lammy ;)
<OOTY> I want my babybackbabybackbabyback riiiibs
<OOTY> I agree, lammy's totally a babe
<Brent> OB, you should log-on, take all of HC's money, divorce him, then send me all of your and his money. Then we'll be even. :)
<Hyrule_Castle> BBQ sauce
<OOTY> we'll be even?
<OOTY> Harrumph.
<Brent> Sure.
<Brent> Hehe.
* Hyrule_Castle divorces OOTY
<Hyrule_Castle> muahahah
<novice> sorry SNK, I can't remember what I used
<OOTY> Conniving women. >.<'
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<Brent> No worries, nov, I can't find you in the database anyway.
<Brent> Thanks, though!
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<[CB1]Gun> oh SNK, we as a community decided GW's next name should be Tootie
<novice> if I figure it out I'll let you know
<Lamuness> Tootie Patootie
<Brent> And, I, as an Admin, decide I don't want to change it.
<Hyrule_Castle> im tryin to do my Grab bags got 1k leftto do in 10 mins
* OOTY bribes Brent
<[CB1]Gun> for once ;p
<Hyrule_Castle> and about 200 spins
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Conniving but beautiful
<OOTY> money for yoooo, money hoarder
<Brent> Hm, that might be a possibility for Yen. :P
<OOTY> yeah, I am pretty hot. Thanks, Caly!
* novice wanders off
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rofl
<[LittleRed]Calynne> you arent a woman
<OOTY> are you sure?
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<OOTY> :O
<[LittleRed]Calynne> pretty sure
<Brent> BTW, I hit level 20 mining skill, OB.
<OOTY> I'm married to HC
<OOTY> you sure still?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rofl
* Lamuness tags Calynne
<OOTY> it's true
<[CB1]Gun> HC has to be the woman
<[LittleRed]Calynne> yes, Im sure
<Brent> Costs $1M per max power upgrade. Ouch. :(
<Hyrule_Castle> i am the woman
<OOTY> It is! Just ask!
<Hyrule_Castle> and a damn good one at that!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> man man isnt wrong
<OOTY> Shhhh, don't let her know you're the woman
<Esoteric> :o Cash (total) $721
<OOTY> My name is manman?
<Hyrule_Castle> but i wear the pants in the relationship so its all good
<OOTY> I don't mind being pantsless.
<OOTY> 0=)
<[CB1]Gun> saw that coming
<Hyrule_Castle> lol
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<Hyrule_Castle> HC with the setup and OB finished it off!
* Brent blurs out OB's crotch area.
* OOTY flexes.
* Lamuness censors everyone
<[LittleRed]Calynne> no ... I meant man man relationships... man to man... you know
<Hyrule_Castle> good job brent, gotta keep it PG
<[LittleRed]Calynne> man love
<Ziamara> I thought this PG
<OOTY> HC's a woman
<Lochnivar> I really sometimes regret popping into chat....
<Hyrule_Castle> calynne : u mean homosexual.. relationships
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> No... just man love.
<Lamuness> like a woodsman
<Hyrule_Castle> oh... like when 2 men love eachother in a completely non gay way ...
<[CB1]Gun> like with a hug
<[LittleRed]Calynne> of course
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<Hyrule_Castle> scrubs did that best hold on lememe see if i can find the video
<[LittleRed]Calynne> like SNK and Hatch
<Hyrule_Castle> everyone watch this
<[CB1]Gun> what teh
<Hyrule_Castle> guy love :   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYy7BiFRYK0
<Hyrule_Castle> thats me and OOB
<OOTY> X_X
<Esoteric> Cash (total) $757
<[CB1]Gun> OB is bald?
<OOTY> must be HC
<Hyrule_Castle> guy love, thats all it is
<Hyrule_Castle> he's mine , im his
<Hyrule_Castle> theres nothing gay about it in our eyes :P
<[LittleRed]Calynne> exactly
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> dont see me smilin
<Hyrule_Castle> watch the vid :)
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<[CB1]Gun> even OB couldn't stand it
<[CB1]Gun> he's back for more love
<OOTY> o.O
<[CB1]Gun> that's it I'm afk in RPG Room ;p
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<Verifex> me too
<Verifex> go there too ooty
<Brent> Oh, I still think I have OB black-listed.
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
<[CB1]Gun> fuckin queers
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to OOTY
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* Lamuness slaps OB's arse
<Lamuness> rpg room!
<OOTY> Woooo!
* OOTY slaps Lammy's ass
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<RPGBot> *** RPGBot is active.
<[CB1]Gun> great a game of pre-grab-ass
<RPGBot> Brent commands me to beat OOTY with a green-slimed pig! Take that, you pirate hooker!
<Lamuness> woo...
<[CB1]Gun> lovely
<RPGBot> Brent rolled a 99-sided die: 62
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<[CB1]Gun> thought I triggered that once with "bow-chica-wow-wow"
<DemonWolf> why?
<[CB1]Gun> :)
<[CB1]Gun> surprised ann didn't comeback to mouth rape me
<OOTY> AWESOME
<OOTY> I'M A FREAKING PIRATE HOOKER
<OOTY> GIMME ALL YOUR FREAKING BOOTY PIRATE WHORES
<OOTY> HELL YEAH
<Verifex> sweet
<Verifex> everyone is here
<[CB1]Gun> Yarrr! Is Be Five Dallarrrr suckie suckie.
<OOTY> if any of you are pirates
* OOTY pays $5.
<[CB1]Gun> dude I'm hte pimp
<OOTY> GAWD that burns in my head
<OOTY> ann mouthraping anyone
<OOTY> x_x
<Verifex> hmmm, yeah she isn't here, well lol
<Verifex> maybe we will get something done lol
<OOTY> Yay!
<[CB1]Gun> GW must die!....maybe like death by pussy choking to make him happy
<OOTY> a breast smothering!
* OOTY flings Pamela's implants at GW
<[CB1]Gun> 3rd tit poker
<OOTY> Chat is going to be incredibly slow
<[CB1]Gun> Tonight: Attack of the Queef Monster!
<Verifex> alright does everyone remember where we last were?
<OOTY> not a clue
<[CB1]Gun> gased in a van
* Lamuness gives OB the purple nurple
* Lamuness blasts GW with a titty twister
<OOTY> eeeeeeeeeeep
* Lamuness hi-5's Gun
<OOTY> nurple attack
<OOTY> HOLY CRAP
<OOTY> my computer's freaking buzzing like a bee
* [CB1]Gun fives back
<OOTY> GAHHHHHH
<OOTY> ITS GOING TO ESPELODE
<[CB1]Gun> the nurple was a virus


BEGIN ROLEPLAYING


<Verifex> You were all in the trailer of a semi, and someone had thrown a gas grenade into the trailer through a hole..
<OOTY> x_x
<OOTY> worse
<OOTY> I'm downloading a 10MB file
<OOTY> might as well be in idle mode for how slow my responses are going to be
<[CB1]Gun> you're huffing fumes anyways
<Verifex> All of you (at one point or another) got knocked out and are laying on the ground.
<OOTY> not me
<Verifex> Yes, you too.
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy couldn't drive the can to the hole ;)
<OOTY> crap
<[CB1]Gun> (all are out)
<Verifex> He almost did, but couldn't take it to the hole
<OOTY> (since when did a date rape bomb get involved in CG?)
<[CB1]Gun> (since ann)
<Lamuness> ( bombs OB tp hole? )
<OOTY> (x_x I am so glad I was not here)
<[CB1]Gun> (and you at one point I'm sure)
<OOTY> (Nahhh, I totally took that girl without any drugs)
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing a guy controlled her with your game)
<OOTY> (I would've been more into it if she'd been a goat)
<[CB1]Gun> (Vote Goat '08!)
<OOTY> (Obama?)
<[CB1]Gun> (if you and edy are going to do Gun for QB, I'm making the slogan ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (besides hillary would be the goat)
<OOTY> (I was going to vote "I Love Barney" for QB)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's GW's)
<OOTY> (nah, I meant the player. aka down with bush aka Fat Tony)
<[CB1]Gun> (we got Lil' Tony now)
<[CB1]Gun> (honestly unless lammy pulls a good script out his ass I'll push hatch ;)
<Lamuness> ?????????????????
<Verifex> Alright, well you all start waking up, hearing the sounds of people moving around all over the place.
<[CB1]Gun> (get the pages up guys)
<Lamuness> nng.. quiet!  I'm trying to sleep here
<[CB1]Gun> Hit the snooze....
<Verifex> You all find yourselves in an infirmary of some kind, theres beds everywhere, and a few people you don't recognize are here as well, mostly kids.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh great another dream ;p)
<Lamuness> ( who's this player?  there's a player by the name: ILoveVerifex)
<[CB1]Gun> (he cursed out fex and got renamed
<Verifex> You see a couple big guys standing over by the stairway, it looks as though you are on the upper floor of whatever building this is you are in.
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + Schoolin + Int
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[CB1]Gun> 11
<RPGBot> OOTY rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<OOTY> I suck.
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl it's baaaaack)
<Verifex> Lamu, DW, roll it!
<OOTY> (SNK is so fixing those rolls)
<RPGBot> DemonWolf rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> (I rolled three 10's last time)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Lamuness> 7
<Verifex> haha
<OOTY> (something like ifplayer = OOTY then roll-9)
<OOTY> IM LOOKING BITCH
<[CB1]Gun> (given a past bot line....maybe)
<OOTY> ;'D
<Verifex> Alright, well none of you have any clue as to where you are.
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit)
<Verifex> You are all rather well represented in the "dumbass" department. ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (duuuuuuuuh)
<OOTY> (I hired Brent to represent me)
<OOTY> (;'D)
<[CB1]Gun> (com'on one of us tried to runaway with a register)
<Verifex> So, you are all just feelin a little achy, but nothing a little stretching won't fix.
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<Brent> BOOBIES! I SEE BOOBIES!
<[CB1]Gun> Hey, where's my shit?
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* OOTY jiggles
* Lamuness gyrates
<[CB1]Gun> (ftw GW quote that)
<OOTY> (yeah GW)
<Verifex> Your stuff isn't anywhere to be found.
<Verifex> You all are wearing standard looking work outfits.
<[CB1]Gun> What are these prison gowns?
<Verifex> No, not at all.
<Lamuness> I yell down at the couple of big guys
<Lamuness> What's up!?
<[CB1]Gun> (omj I just heard anti-huckabee -.-)
<Verifex> They grin and ignore you.
<Verifex> They also seem to be carrying some metal rod thing.
* Lamuness goes down the stairs towards the big guys
<[CB1]Gun> Someone speak or give me a peice.
* OOTY pisses at them.
<OOTY> golden showers
<Verifex> The big guys are standing next to the stairways.
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf you dirty SoL girl)
<OOTY> (hahaha)
<OOTY> (no HC's the girl)
<Verifex> You head toward the stairway and they give you a dirty look, you head down?
<[CB1]Gun> (IRL too)
<Lamuness> I head down!
<OOTY> yeah!
<Verifex> You piss at them?  how exactly are you going to do that?
<[CB1]Gun> Wait for me! Fuck, where's my shit....
<[CB1]Gun> (like a baby does)
<OOTY> drop the pants
<OOTY> aim
<OOTY> and fire
<[CB1]Gun> (full stream vertical)
<Verifex> As you are heading over toward the guys, you drop your pants and whip it out
<Lamuness> ( Gun can bolt it when the piss hits them to shock 'em! )
* OOTY grins
<OOTY> (no, I'm the bolter!)
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck no)
<OOTY> (....Gun bolts too?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no touch so fuck no)
<[CB1]Gun> (on*)
<Lamuness> ( Gun's also a bolter )
<Verifex> you see one of the guys walk over to you and before you get any good stream going, knocks the shit out of you with his shock rod.
<OOTY> x_x
<Lamuness> the metal thing is a shock rod!
<[CB1]Gun> (lol you got recharged)
<DemonWolf> (guys, i'm sorry, but I'm just lagging too bad for this)
<OOTY> I absorb the electricity!
<[CB1]Gun> Do it again dude :)
<Verifex> you coil up in a ball, as the electricity courses through you.
<OOTY> (that's fine, DW)
<OOTY> I collect the electricity in my bolter!
<[CB1]Gun> (dibs on Spaz ;p)
<Lamuness> you guys will have to take care of that shocker
<Verifex> (It doesn't charge you when hit on the back, you need to use your hands to absorb it)
<OOTY> (alright...well I oughta be full-charged anyways)
<[CB1]Gun> (he needs a fork)
<Verifex> Yes, you are, you aren't sure how long you were out.
<OOTY> I roll away from him, coiled in pain, and then I stretch out my hand and bolt him.
<RPGBot> OOTY rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> No you fool!
<Verifex> Dagger, you head downstairs and see a lobby area, with a few nurses walking around.
<OOTY> (good, nurses! I'll be saved after they beat the hell out of me.)
<OOTY> (I hope they're hot.)
<[CB1]Gun> (gmilfs at our age ;p)
<Verifex> Or atleast what you think is nurses, theres a few of them walking around.  You see a few more beds here and a door.
* Lamuness examines the nurses
<OOTY> (good boy)
<OOTY> (you've learned well)
<OOTY> (wait, you're a girl! Lesbian!)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah no grab this time)
<Lamuness> ( bombs OB's bung hole )
<OOTY> (aaaaaaaggghh
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf a blown tail pipe)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey cultists, where's my stuff, I hate your booties.
<Verifex> They are regular people, you don't get a look at them that close, as they are hurrying from patient to patient.
* Lamuness examines a patient
<[CB1]Gun> Is there a doctor in the house!?
* OOTY watches his bolt get closer to the bad guys in slow motion, Matrix style.
<Verifex> You see one in a bed, eyes closed and just resting there.
* [CB1]Gun grumbles and searches for a desk
* Lamuness leans in
<OOTY> (ZOMBIES)
<[CB1]Gun> (BOOBIES!)
<Verifex> Karma did you fire your bolt?
<OOTY> (ZOMBIE BOOBIES!)
<Verifex> The kid seems to be breathing fine.
<[CB1]Gun> (shit dude)
<OOTY> yeah. I rolled a 7.
<Verifex> What was your score?
<OOTY> one sec, I'll check out my roll numbers and see if it worked
* Lamuness goes back to Bob and Karma
<OOTY> (sorry, gotta run and open the page)
<[CB1]Gun> 17
<OOTY> (you might not wanna come back here Lammy)
<OOTY> (I'm going to get totally raped)
<Verifex> Alright, you miss.
<Lamuness> ( can I launch Gun at the bad guys? )
<Verifex> Now the other guy who was by the stairs is over there too, both of them are wailing on you with shock rods, and you start to black out a bit from all the pain.
<[CB1]Gun> (there are none)
<Lamuness> they all have shock rods???
<[CB1]Gun> (so you're screwed ;)
<Verifex> There were two guys up stairs, and yes, they both had metal things in their hands.
<Lamuness> ( argh )
<Lamuness> ( good luck! )
<[CB1]Gun> (since GW is laggy.....)
<Verifex> After a few minutes of searing pain Karma, you feel someone moving you around a little.
<[CB1]Gun> <GW> I Love Barney!
<OOTY> (crap. Someone's going to move me?)
<[CB1]Gun> (watch it be ann)
<Lamuness> ( can I launch OB at the bad guys? )
<OOTY> (GOD NO)
<[CB1]Gun> (think ann knows the story cuz she was hitting on me earlier)
<OOTY> (I'll fire a bolter with all 60 DC in it, surely it'll arc and hit)
<Lamuness> ( you'll definitely be able to damage them this way )
<Verifex> Your face hurts, but you can open your eyes enough to see those guys across the room.
<OOTY> (knows what story?)
<OOTY> jeez. Stupid thugs.
<Verifex> you are aching on almost every part of your body, and relaxing in the bed is difficult.
<[CB1]Gun> (how she comes in)
<Lamuness> ( ooo Gun + Ann are an item? )
<OOTY> grr...just wait till I'm healed...
<OOTY> (hahahaha enjoy that one Gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's hope not....if she rolls me a 10 inch dick sure)
<Lamuness> ( ?? )
<Verifex> So what are Slix, Dagger and Bob doing?
* [CB1]Gun is looking for a desk
* Lamuness watches Karma get his arse beaten
<Verifex> Upstairs you don't see anything desk-like available.
<OOTY> (ROFL)
<[CB1]Gun> *GW stands staring at lights)
* DemonWolf likes staring at lights.
<[CB1]Gun> (knew you would)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw don't think you have the armor on ;)
<Verifex> Tell me what you are doing?
<OOTY> moaning in pain
<DemonWolf> (WHERE DID MY ARMOR GO!?)
<OOTY> secretly planning vengeance
* [CB1]Gun looks for a nurse to yell at
<OOTY> probably going to bolt that nurse and have my way with her until the guards come back down and beat me again
<Verifex> You are wearing work outfits I told you.
<[CB1]Gun> (we're in hosp. gowns ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (turn em around and flash some cock)
<Verifex> (they aren't hospital gowns)
<DemonWolf> (And I told YOU I'm lagging bad ^.^)
<[CB1]Gun> (we can change that)
<OOTY> (the nurse isn't going to care what I'm wearing in a minute)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey, check please!
<[CB1]Gun> Coat check girl!
* Lamuness catches up with a nurse
<Verifex> One of the nurses comes upstairs and tells something to the big guys by the door.
<OOTY> Want me to bolt her for you?
<OOTY> ah crap
<[CB1]Gun> Pipe down blown pipe!
<Verifex> Another nurse upstairs walks by and lets you know food is available out in the mess.
* Lamuness goes to the mess hall
<[CB1]Gun> Rawr!
<[CB1]Gun> Chillie!Chillie!Chillie!Chillie!
* OOTY flops off of the bed. Foooood
<[CB1]Gun> (you weren't in bed ;p)
<Verifex> You are helped back up into the bed (yes he was)
<OOTY> Noooo I want fooood
* [CB1]Gun finds his way to the mess hall
<Verifex> by one of the nurses, she brings you a metal tray of some food (Karma)
<[CB1]Gun> (you should've left him on the floor to piss himself)
<Verifex> Everyone except Karma, heads downstairs and outside?
<OOTY> x_x
<OOTY> Come get me
<[CB1]Gun> (mess hall)
<Lamuness> no, I go to the mess hall
<OOTY> (I can't, this freakin' nurse
<Verifex> (you can walk Karma, but believe me you don't want to, you are hurting)
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup and get a sponge!)
<OOTY> Someone come help me to the door! I wanna get out of here!
* OOTY grabs some food and eats and waits for someone to come
<Verifex> The nurse helps you up out of the bed, and tells you that you should stay in bed.
<[CB1]Gun> (grabby grabby)
<OOTY> (I'm pretty tempted)
<[CB1]Gun> (but of course you are)
<OOTY> (but then the big guys will hurt me badly enough that i'm stuck here and it'll be like the police car)
<Verifex> Convinced you want to leave, you head over to the stairs, limping a bit and your clothes scrape a wound on your leg and you bend over in pain.
<OOTY> owie
<OOTY> I got a booboo
<[CB1]Gun> <GW> Slix be hungry. *heads to mess hall*
<Verifex> One of the nurses helps you up.
* OOTY keeps limping away
<[CB1]Gun> (oh am I healed and/or do I have the patch still?)
<Verifex> Meanwhile, downstairs, you all head down into the lobby, and head towards the door, there are two mean looking guys at the door, but they don't seem to give you any trouble going outside.
<Verifex> As soon as you walk outside, the light of the sun hurts your eyes a bit.
* [CB1]Gun hisses and covers face
* OOTY hobbles after his comrades
<[CB1]Gun> (you want to be a comrade now? ;p)
<OOTY> (nooooooooo)
<OOTY> (still not going to join the Red Army)
<[CB1]Gun> (like we are so friendly to be called which hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (caly is doing a protrait of us all now)
<Verifex> you all look around and see a few 1 story buildings all around, and a huge cement wall surrounding the buildings, at the corners it looks like there are guard towers.
<OOTY> (yeah, I saw Slayer commissioned her to)
<[CB1]Gun> Shit we're back in juvie!
<Lamuness> trapped!
<[CB1]Gun> (oh we'll get out fo sho)
<Verifex> You all recognize this place, it reminds you of a BuReLoc camp.
<Verifex> You have only seen a few pictures of this place on the internet, as most pictures of the place are censored to hell.
<[CB1]Gun> Ok guys, let's be white supremeist.
<[CB1]Gun> (you'll be a nazi instead ;)
<Verifex> But you've never seen it from the inside.
<Verifex> You head outside, and wander around until you see a building with "mess" written on it.
<[CB1]Gun> Rush it!
<Verifex> As you are walking around, you notice a number of heavily armed guards patrolling the perimeter, a quick count puts them at about 5 that you've seen.
<Lamuness> I can't really take them on.  they got shock rods...
<Lamuness> we should think of a different escape route
<[CB1]Gun> Shuddup and eat.
<Verifex> The guards outside don't have shock rods... they have big guns.
* OOTY catches up, bowl of soup in hand.
<OOTY> Yum. They have good food here.
<Lamuness> I'll take care of the guards outside, and you take care of the guards inside
* Lamuness devours the food
<[CB1]Gun> Shuddup and eat!
<OOTY> Oo! I'll watch.
<Verifex> You head over to the mess hall, and see a number of other kids here, some a little older kids, and a bunch of guards.
<OOTY> spies!
<[CB1]Gun> Find a puch over bunch table.
<Verifex> You notice the guards inside the buildings are dressed a bit different (although have the same hefty build) from the guys outside, and all carry shock rods.
<[CB1]Gun> (push*
<OOTY> so if we break the community BowFlex and wait a week, they'll all be shrimps and we can take them...
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy can do that anyways)
<Verifex> LOL, you'll have to find it. ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (and maybe GW if he rolls really high)
<[CB1]Gun> (we're going to press for info first fools ;p)
<OOTY> (break the bowflex, then press for info while the guards shrink.)
<[CB1]Gun> (since we don't have an acro for tunneling ;p)
<OOTY> (priorities)
<Lamuness> ( do we get utensils when eating with our food? )
<Verifex> Of course, but they aren't any sharper then your fingernail.
<[CB1]Gun> (likely I cool space plastic)
<OOTY> (No. Go back to eating your banana)
* Lamuness hides the utensils
* Lamuness will make them into shanks later
* [CB1]Gun looks around for a near empty table
<Verifex> and by fingernail, I mean one of the non-tinmen fingernails ;)
* OOTY hides his utensils as well.
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, you can make wep Out of your fingers)
<OOTY> (Don't we have an alchemyst guy?
<[CB1]Gun> (yes, but not atm)
<OOTY> (he can reform a large number of them into spears for all of us)
<OOTY> (crap_
<OOTY> )
<Verifex> They are made from very durable plastic, they will work great for food, probably not so much for a dagger.
<[CB1]Gun> (would have him extract from the trays if he was here)
<OOTY> plastic spears would rule.
<[CB1]Gun> (you're a bolter! :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (dam see this is why I rule)
<Verifex> Hehehe, well what are you all doing?
* [CB1]Gun keeps looking for some "pigeons"
<[CB1]Gun> Find some talkers.
* OOTY goes back to the nurses and their beds, flops onto one, and goes to sleep.
<Verifex> You find one kid willing to talk to you, who doesn't seems to have less scars on his face then the other kids.
<OOTY> (I have to go)
<Verifex> -doesn't
<Verifex> (oh no!)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey scarface.
<OOTY> (sowwie)
<OOTY> -snore-
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr guess call it a night as that leaves 2 or if you really want to keep going.....)
<Verifex> (no, he doesn't have as many scars on his face as the other ones do)
<Verifex> (DW/GW You here?!?!)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's lagged)
<Lamuness> (so we're done? )
<[CB1]Gun> (not till we get IP so sit boy)
<Lamuness> ( I want 100 ! )
<[CB1]Gun> (plus it's mostly talk from here on)
<Verifex> Argh, what do you wanna do now?
* [CB1]Gun waves to the non-scarface
OOTY left the room.
<Verifex> He says "hey kid, you new here?"
<[CB1]Gun> Yes, kid, you old here?
<Verifex> "I got here a month ago, I'm going crazy, can't take the same old routine every fucking day"
<Lamuness> what's the routine?
<[CB1]Gun> Eat, shit , sleep, one could hope.
[RP08]ColonelCustard has joined the room.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> yo
<Verifex> "Yeah, that, plus a bunch of work, I help em sort out supplies, and I hate it."
<Verifex> (Hi, this is roleplaying, please don't interrupt!)
<[CB1]Gun> Dude that's easy stuff.....and these guys want to find the weight room.
<[CB1]Gun> (he could play GW or OB ;p)
<Lamuness> what sort of supplies?
<[CB1]Gun> TP & STDs
<Verifex> "Weight room? Those little free-weights aren't shit man, they don't give us anything heavier then a fuckin paperclip in here"
<[CB1]Gun> Shit.
<[CB1]Gun> *whispers* Cut to the chase, hear about a way out?
<Verifex> "Theres nothin to do here, its all the same every day, I wanna get out, but everyones too scared"
[RP08]ColonelCustard left the room.
<Lamuness> we ain't scared.  let's do this
<Verifex> He leans over to you a bit, "You serious?"
<[CB1]Gun> *whispers* You got a way, we'll write a will.
<DemonWolf> That means yes.
<[CB1]Gun> (har har)
<DemonWolf> (What!? He might be slow...)
<[CB1]Gun> (think he's just twitchy ;)
<DemonWolf> (considering he's talking to you, it's very likely...)
<[CB1]Gun> (but I'm the fast talking local yoko ;p)
<Verifex> "Sure kid, meet me around the side of the mess before lights out tonight"
<Lamuness> you got it
<[CB1]Gun> cya then
<Verifex> "I'll try to sneak away before they call roll"
<[CB1]Gun> (oh right do I still have the patch on?)
<Verifex> no.
<[CB1]Gun> (full health?!)
<Verifex> yes, everyone has full health..  except.. of course.. karma.
<[CB1]Gun> (*dances*)
<Verifex> Apparently "ACTUAL" nurses can do a better job of healing you then fumbling with a first aid kit :)
<[CB1]Gun> (I didn't use it ;p)
<DemonWolf> (What happened to OOB?)
<[CB1]Gun> (snores)
* Lamuness wastes time until before lights out
<Verifex> Anyways, before you are done eating, you bump into some kid near the exit of the mess.
<[CB1]Gun> Excuse you?
<DemonWolf> Excuse him!?
<Verifex> You aren't sure if it was on purpose or not, but you both kinda trip a little.
* [CB1]Gun stares at him
* DemonWolf stares at him too!
* Lamuness attempts to thief!
<Verifex> He looks down at your foot, then turns and walks away.
* [CB1]Gun walk behind him
<DemonWolf> (WTF? His foot?)
* DemonWolf scans him for emotion
* Lamuness at the moment they both kinda trip, Dagger attempts to thief the kid
* [CB1]Gun taps on shoulder "Excuse you?"
<[CB1]Gun> (he has nothing and you know it)
<Verifex> DW Roll!
<Lamuness> ( pffft, you never know )
<Verifex> Lamu roll
<RPGBot> DemonWolf rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> (nice)
<Verifex> (nice.)
<DemonWolf> (Fuck you with a pool cue! Beating me...)
<Lamuness> 18 + thief = 20
<[CB1]Gun> (OB sucks up all the luck)
<Verifex> Lamu, I hate to say it, but all you find is a little piece of charcoal in his pocket
<[CB1]Gun> (hey that's useful ;)
<DemonWolf> (LIGHT IT ON FIRE!)
<Lamuness> excellent.  this may come in handy later.
* Lamuness smirks at the kid
<[CB1]Gun> (store it in your body)
* Lamuness stores it in the body
<[CB1]Gun> GW got 18 btw
<DemonWolf> (Gun, he's trying to tell you something without saying it. I'm betting he bumped into you on purpose)
<Lamuness> ( dur )
<Verifex> Are you saying that to Gun out loud Slix?
<[CB1]Gun> (dee dee dee)
<[CB1]Gun> (with mind)
<Verifex> (Okay)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey you got a prob?
<Verifex> Gun while you walk behind him, he walks away outside of mess.
* [CB1]Gun follows
* DemonWolf follows the follower
<Verifex> As you are walking you feel something in your crappy work shoe.
* [CB1]Gun stops and shake foot
<DemonWolf> (IT'S A BOMB! AL QUAEIDA IN THE FUTURE!?!?!?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dude I'd join them)
<Verifex> (Yes, its a bomb, you die, game over, ;P)
<Verifex> You feel some rock in there.
<[CB1]Gun> (ALLLLLIIIIII GGGGGGG)
<DemonWolf> (WOOT! *leaves)
* [CB1]Gun will check shoe later, not now
<Verifex> Alright, what are you doing now?
* [CB1]Gun walking the yard to a secluded wall
<DemonWolf> (Where ish my armor, darn it!?!?)
<[CB1]Gun> (they stole it all)
<Verifex> (You don't know where all your equipment is)
<[CB1]Gun> (we shall kill paul Kill Bill style yo)
* [CB1]Gun finds a wall out of view to check shoe?
<Verifex> You check your shoe, and find a little flat rock.
<Verifex> D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> 11
<Verifex> You turn it around in your hand, and see some tiny writing on it.
* [CB1]Gun reads
<RPGBot> DemonWolf rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<DemonWolf> I got a 13 ^.^
<Verifex> it says "HE RAPTOR, TOILET, 10min"
<[CB1]Gun> ....huh?
<DemonWolf> (meet a guy named raptor in the bathroom in 10 minute)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh)
<DemonWolf> (WEll, you're slow...)
<Verifex> (No, but doesn't matter)
<Verifex> What do you do?
<[CB1]Gun> Someone look for the word Raptor around here.....
* [CB1]Gun looks for someone to ask ;p
<Verifex> (Just because you should know this word by now, the common usage of the word Raptor in youth culture in this time frame, is a juve working for the machine)
<[CB1]Gun> (that hint was so needed)
<[CB1]Gun> (now what bathroom ;p)
<DemonWolf> (Sneriously)
<Verifex> I swear to god I've told you guys that before, and its in the book too.
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah just openned the book to check)
<Verifex> (Anyways!)
* [CB1]Gun heads to bathroom
<[CB1]Gun> (btw you probably told us that like 2 months ago as much as we meet ;p)
<Verifex> (lol)
* Lamuness follows behind
<Verifex> You head into the toilet area, there is a guard inside the bathroom, inside the door, but the place has about 4 stalls, so it is adequately private
<Verifex> You can see someone in the stall nearest to the far wall.
* [CB1]Gun goes to that stall
<Verifex> It's locked.
* [CB1]Gun goes into the neighbor stall
* [CB1]Gun pops a squat
<Verifex> You see a little rock slide under the stall.
* DemonWolf throws in a fire crackers
<Verifex> (You have no fire crackers)
* [CB1]Gun picks up rock and reads
<DemonWolf> (Damn.... would have been awesome)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW, play look out)
<Verifex> It says "duck"
* [CB1]Gun ducks
<Lamuness> find anything?
<Verifex> You see the guy next door moving a bit
<[CB1]Gun> (....and I'm the slow one)
* DemonWolf crawls in other stall and ducks
* [CB1]Gun taps foot
<[CB1]Gun> (not an airport stall ;)
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Blarg
<[CB1]Gun> (welcome to the gay orgy)
<Blarg> (lol)
<Verifex> and you see a little metal blob with lips on it slide under the stall, you can see a tiny string attached to it.
<Blarg> (ooh blob with lips sexy)
* [CB1]Gun picks up lip-ball and pushes head closer
<Verifex> The lips move a little, and you hear some noise from them.
* [CB1]Gun puts ear to lips
<Verifex> The blob says, "Hey, name is Trevor, I'm a scout, sorry for the weird introduction, didn't want anyone to notice."
<[CB1]Gun> *whispers into blob* Nicest thing all day.
<[CB1]Gun> (not like it can hear me but w/e ;)
<Verifex> "That guy you were talking to in the mess hall, hes going to get you in big trouble if you follow him, I think he is working for the guards, trying to subvert any real prison break we might try"
<Verifex> "Problem is, most kids don't care and believe his lies as he is the only hope for most kids who just get here"
<[CB1]Gun> *whispers to blob* We're looking for trouble as it is, how you think we got here.
<Verifex> "I don't have a way out planned, but we could use some more warm bodies when we do escape..  so far theres 15 of us together."
<[CB1]Gun> (warm ewwww)
<Verifex> "Shut up, I can hear you over here, and the guard might too"
* [CB1]Gun farts
* Lamuness burps
<Verifex> "We meet 2 hours after lights out, in the center of the group of beds, right after the guard switches out
<Verifex> "We can talk freely there for a few minutes"
<Verifex> The blob recesses back under the stall
<Verifex> You hear a flush and the guy leaves.
* [CB1]Gun sits up on pot and farts once more
* [CB1]Gun waits 50 secs before leaving
<[CB1]Gun> Come on fuckers I'm done shooting keeble.
<Verifex> The guard in the bathroom is pretty fat and looks like the worst of the guards you've seen.
* Blarg chuckles quietly
<[CB1]Gun> Hey man, which did you get tired of first, grunt work or the grunts in here?
<Verifex> He looks as menacingly as he can at you (which isn't very much), before you leave the bathroom.
<[CB1]Gun> Let's walk.
<[CB1]Gun> (waste time till lights out?)
<Lamuness> ( yes )
<[CB1]Gun> (if DH was hear we could store "ore" in you ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (here* bah)
<Verifex> The guards assign you all laundry duty.
* [CB1]Gun sneezes
<Verifex> Your job is to throw the old clothes into the micro-fac to re-process them into new clothes.
* Lamuness does laundry
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Blarg> talk to me micro fac
<Lamuness> ( apparently I'm really bad at laundry ... )
<[CB1]Gun> (would be odd if you wear)
<Verifex> (Hey randy, missed you walking in)
<Blarg> (haha, hai)
<Verifex> D10 + Arcane + Int
<RPGBot> Blarg rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Blarg> 15
<Verifex> You don't seem to be able to connect to it.
* Blarg shrugs and throws dirty underwear at bob
<[CB1]Gun> Rawr! *slap Randy across the face with the band*
* [CB1]Gun goes thru the motions
<Verifex> Hurray, you horse play in the laundry room, doing terrible jobs.
<[CB1]Gun> (could you expect any better)
<Verifex> You have the opportunity to improve certain skills here if you want.
<Blarg> maybe we should roll our laundry skill check, maybe one of us can do a really good job
<[CB1]Gun> (oh IP use time?)
<Blarg> (ooh, ooh, me, but can i get a link to the wiki again)
* DemonWolf does tons of chores.
<[CB1]Gun> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/wiki/
<Verifex> that works also!
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<[CB1]Gun> (nope randy ;)
<Verifex> So you have about 8 hours of work to do here
<Blarg> (ok so it would be 50 IP to get my arcane to 3?)
<Verifex> are you at 1?
<[CB1]Gun> (btw GW that's all your IP listed)
<Blarg> yes
<Blarg> laundry rol
<RPGBot> Blarg rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<Blarg> damn we all suck at this
<Lamuness> (lol)
<Verifex> Yes, that would take about 5 hours to do, and you can practice your arcane skill on the laundry bot to improve it.
<[CB1]Gun> (GW, roll to sniff my undies!)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Verifex> MicroFac that is...
<Verifex> Anyone else want to try improving their skills here?
<Blarg> ok, then i will do that, what does practicing entail?
<[CB1]Gun> (fine I'll roll for GW)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> (for once GW did a good job)
<Verifex> That just means practicing your arcane skill in order to get better at it.
<Blarg> k
<Verifex> Since your skill is fairly invisible, nobody notices that you are doing it.
* [CB1]Gun seeks to improve schoolin'
<Verifex> So, everyone else is going to have to get tricky in order to continue working and improving their skills.
<Verifex> Alright, from what to what? and how much IP?
<Blarg> so, when can i try out creating my own programs in virtuality and stuff
<[CB1]Gun> (it's at 1 now, go for 4 on 95 IP
<Verifex> Alright, that would take 9 hours, and tell me exactly what you are going to do to "study" schoolin here in this laundry room?
<Verifex> You could do that already blarg :)
<Verifex> just fill out the program stats and give it to me in an email or something.
<[CB1]Gun> (wait, how long until lights out? oh well a lot of reading and proper ethics)
<Blarg> yeah, but i don't really know how, i dunno, i'll maybe try and work it out when i am back in nanaimo and have the book
<Verifex> Bob, you don't have any books here, and you only have 8 hours till lights out.
<[CB1]Gun> (ok what do you suggest I can easily increase ;p)
<Blarg> read the labels on the cloths
<[CB1]Gun> (and controls and observation of controls)
<Verifex> (these clothes don't have labels, they are manufactured by the microfac here)
<Blarg> (wew for 12 miniumum arcane now)
<Verifex> (Gun, if you can find something in this laundry room to do that would be considered school studying, I'll let you do it, otherwise you'll have to pick something else to improve)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine fine 1 more to Interp on nearby morons)
<Verifex> (LOL)
<[CB1]Gun> (perfect I know)
<Verifex> After an hour, you find your interp score has gone down to -5 after reading their brains!!
<[CB1]Gun> (bastard....)
<Verifex> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (practice makes perfect my rancid ass)
<Verifex> alright, Dagger (lamu you there?) you going to improve anything?
<Blarg> i'd say read mine but it would probably blow your mind
<Lamuness> ( nope )
<Verifex> (Nobody can read your mind, it just reads like static to a scanner)
<[CB1]Gun> (ha ha?)
<DemonWolf> (Gun, can we spar to increase streetfighting and body?
<[CB1]Gun> (you don't have enough for body)
<DemonWolf> (it's 30, right?
<Blarg> (see, static, BLLOWw your mind)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a stat not a skill)
<DemonWolf> (thought skills were 10 and stats 30?)
<Verifex> yes, but thats (30 x the stat level you are going to)
<[CB1]Gun> (think it costs me 30 to go from 2 to 3 just on interp ;)
<Blarg> (would cost 270 for body
<Blarg> (9x30)
<Verifex> Yes..
<DemonWolf> (Pretty lame....)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah so all skillz for a while)
<DemonWolf> (I should have 100)
<Verifex> 9 Body is incredibly strong for a child.
<[CB1]Gun> (no way GW)
<DemonWolf> (yes, way??)
<Verifex> (if you can do it though, cheers to you)
<Blarg> (i just want to get at least 5/6 arcane to finally start do fun stuff)
<[CB1]Gun> (nope, I added it all up along the way)
<DemonWolf> (What do I have then?)
<[CB1]Gun> (85)
<Verifex> yes, thats the spirit blarg! :)
<DemonWolf> (Hmm... Could have swore I did one after that time... Oh well)...
<[CB1]Gun> (I did All you cataloging ;p)
<Verifex> (GW you could always imrpove interp, you know)
<[CB1]Gun> (all we can do ;p)
<DemonWolf> (I know. But I want to be a freak of nature ^.^)
<Blarg> (too late)
<Verifex> (Or you can get 8 hours of training on streetfighting)
<Blarg> (:D)
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg beat me to it)
<[CB1]Gun> (so it's 30 IP to go from 2 to 3 right?)
<Blarg> (rrrrrrolllll for my sarcasic wit skill!)
<RPGBot> Blarg rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<Verifex> (yup, so everyone tell me what they are training to.
<Blarg> (yesssssss)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<DemonWolf> (I'll be stockpiling for 9 body ^.^)
<Blarg> i got my arcane from 1 to 3, for 50 IP, already updated
<Verifex> Bob going from 1 to 2 in interpretation,  Randy going to 3 in arcane, anyone else?
<[CB1]Gun> (2 to 3*)
<DemonWolf> (Hmmm...)
<Verifex> oh..  Bob going from 2 to 3 in interpretation.
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno how I got the 2 but you allowed it ;)
<Verifex> Your skill is easier to free-form train then others.
<DemonWolf> (We need to start getting more IP)
<Blarg> yeah you just go all heay! u! wut r u thinkin!
<DemonWolf> (What I want to go all heavy? Duh? Freaking retard...)
<Verifex> (If you want more IP, give me a background story for your character [on wiki] 3 IP (more if it is longer and more interesting), or give me a picture of your character 2 IP)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw we're rubbing the coal on GW's fugly face during the breakout since he has 8 move and can ninja ;)
<Verifex> (I give IP for all kinds of things if you get involved in your character, but you have to check with me first)
<DemonWolf> (lol)
<DemonWolf> (Can I get 5 ip advancement of doing those things? ^.^)
<Verifex> (I hate to say it gun, but GW has a attractiveness of 5, and you have attractiveness of 4 ;) )
<Blarg> (lol, i will definetly make a story and find a pic)
<DemonWolf> (PWNED!)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine GW you can have ann)
<Verifex> (Yes you can DW, put a background story and a picture if you can)
<DemonWolf> (I'm smarter, faster, stronger, cooler, and hotter than gun. 'Tis fact)
<Verifex> (Actually, gun is smarter)
<DemonWolf> (Do you see what I'm asking? I want the 5 IP now, assuming I'll do the work later?)
<Verifex> (Two words, HELL NO)
<Blarg> (lol)
<Blarg> (ok, i image googled cybergen and on the second page there is a vagina
<DemonWolf> (Pfft. Gun? Smater? 3 letter, L O L)
<DemonWolf> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW has 2 more INT than me)
<[CB1]Gun> (but no luck ;)
<Verifex> (oh.. whoops, I read that wrong hehehe)
<Verifex> Alright, so is that all that is happening, Bob going to 3 in Interpretation, Randy going to 3 Arcane?
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<DemonWolf> (I'll go to 3 interp also)
<[CB1]Gun> (great now he can interp better than me ;)
<Blarg> (yep)
<[CB1]Gun> (more work for me hehe)
<DemonWolf> (at 15 interp per session, with a max of 2 a week, it would take 6 weeks to get to 9 body)
<Verifex> Alright, you play dueling scanners on Dagger and the other people here.
<Blarg> (veri how do i get a pic for my guy onto the wiki
<Verifex> (click the "upload" button, but you have to make an account in order to upload pictures)
<[CB1]Gun> (or just link it in)
<[CB1]Gun> (did that across the board for meso's D&D)
<Blarg> (uploaded how do i link my page to it
<Verifex> (Also, if you want to contribute pictures, back stories, or other media for CyberGen in general let me know and I might give you IP also)
<DemonWolf> (Arg. 25th ranked :'(    )
<DemonWolf> (26th*)
<Verifex> [[Image:File.jpg|char name]]
<Verifex> Alright, Bob and Slix go to 3 Interpretation, Randy goes to 3 Arcane. and thats all that happens during the day.
<Blarg> (what year is this set as again?
<[CB1]Gun> (got a pic up too ;)
<Verifex> 2027
<Blarg> (lol gun)
<Lamuness> ( so are we done? )
<Verifex> (Nice pictures! both of you)
RPGBot left the room.
<Blarg> (you're guy looks soo happy :P)
<Verifex> You go back to the (what the hell do you call a prison-camp inmate room with beds???)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW loses 50 IP right?)
<Blarg> (a sexy party)
<Verifex> Yes.
<[CB1]Gun> (the gym ;)
<Verifex> (The word is right on my tongue but I can't remember what its called..  not the barracks)
<Lamuness> ( cellblock )
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy beat me to it)
<Verifex> No, its a open room with lots of beds in it, there are bars on the windows and guards outside, but I swear its called something else.
<Lamuness> ( o.O  conjugal visits??? )
<[CB1]Gun> (holding pin)
<Lamuness> ( the box )
<[CB1]Gun> (drunk tank)
<Verifex> Nope nope nope.
<Blarg> (bawn chicka wah wah
<Lamuness> ( brown chicken woop woop)
<Verifex> alright, I think its called living quarters I guess..
<Verifex> Anyways, you go back there, and the guards call roll, making sure everyone is there.
<Verifex> One of the kids thinks he's being funny and says "fuckface" when they call his name, one of the guards goes over and smacks him in the head pretty good.  (needless to say he had no trouble going to sleep)
* Blarg whispers hey bob, dare you to say assface
<Verifex> After roll, the guards turn out the lights and close and lock the door.
* [CB1]Gun humps air
<Verifex> You can see two of them standing outside.
* Blarg tunes into any nearby communications
<[CB1]Gun> (added 2 IP for pick, now I'm unique ;)
<Verifex> You hear some radio communications from the guards, seems like standard checking in with each other.
<Blarg> (veri just put up a back story)
<Verifex> You hear some chatter mentioning "little tick intercepting some fleas"
<Verifex> Anyone doing anything else?
* [CB1]Gun waits for the time to come
<Verifex> Alright, I'm going to call it here, as it's really late, and I need to get to bed.
<Verifex> I'll try to do a game this saturday or sunday, watch for an email first okay?


END ROLEPLAYING


<Blarg> alllrighty
<Verifex> Everybody give yourself 15 IP, OOB gets 10.
<[CB1]Gun> I'll do OB's
<DemonWolf> WOot
<[CB1]Gun> did GW's too
<Blarg> see you guys later
Blarg left the room.
<Verifex> Blarg, don't forget, if you want to make a program for virtuality, just use the book to set it all up and give me the stats okay
<Verifex> damnit.
<Verifex> alright, see you guys later then.