0018 CB CyberGen Session

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- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Veri!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> finally, Fex
<th00p> my generation is supposed to average in the 90s...
<[CB1]Gun> TH, neme?
<[CB1]Gun> Ron is also a doctor
<JahRoor> well Ron Paul would probably die in office if elected lol
<th00p> I'd rather have a corpse than Hillary.
<[CB1]Gun> yeah ppl hate civil rights
<[CB1]Gun> Vote Goat'08! I'll eat your income tax!
<Verifex> hi guys!  sorry, I fell asleep earlier, :)
<JahRoor> Civil rights - the ones they can take away
<[CB1]Gun> so did I hehe
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol
<[CB1]Gun> took*
<JahRoor> taking* :P
<InebriatedArsonist> The Democrats are definitely against the first two amendments in the Bill of Rights, that's for sure.
<[CB1]Gun> you're right he's not out yet
<JahRoor> the tyrant has outlived his stay :)
<[CB1]Gun> what about me?
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- carnage: Welcome back to CB, kamara
<JahRoor> Nug
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> This word is banned!
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<JahRoor> bummer
<[CB1]Gun> not a bum either
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<BooB_Ear> lol why?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> BooBer!!
<BooB_Ear> heheh. hi
<th00p> hey boob
<BooB_Ear> i should change my name to TaTa's :]
<BooB_Ear> hello th00per
<Vampire> F00per th00per!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> oh you tease
<th00p> Don't make me go to your rhyming name, Dubs
<Vampire> It's not my name ^.^
<JahRoor> GDubs
<th00p> drama llama? what??
* Vampire yawns.
<BooB_Ear> hahah
<Vampire> Predictable much?
* [CB1]Gun is G-Fun
<Vampire> G-String?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> He really is living up to the nickname more lately :)
<BooB_Ear> gun, why am i in thunder dome?
<JahRoor> GDubs a DLlama
<[CB1]Gun> yep bet you want my up in ya
<Vampire> G-Unit?
<JahRoor> G-Money.
<BooB_Ear> G money vampire
<Vampire> I'm still thinking g-string, honestly.
<[CB1]Gun> bet you are
<th00p> can't be a reality =)
* Vampire breaks th00pid's skis.
<[CB1]Gun> G-Dubya wanna luff ya
* th00p breaks drama llama's face
* Vampire is suddenly good looking.
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<Vampire> Thanks!
<BooB_Ear> hey gun, just by curiosity, can i become a comrade?
<[CB1]Gun> not yet
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<BooB_Ear> lol /gW
<Vampire> Lol.
<Vampire> Hey, Tyriel.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> LOL
* Vampire has no respect for those who wish to be a comrade.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> you broke his eyes
<[CB1]Gun> jealous
<Vampire> Hardly.
<BooB_Ear> whose eyes?
<JahRoor> llama's
* Vampire sings along to SoaD.
<BooB_Ear> haha.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> hardly jealous, but still jealous
* th00p wants Sandy to become a comrade
<[CB1]Gun> lol
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<Vampire> I hate when people who weren't around/didn't get the old joke laugh when they hear it.
<th00p> don't sing out loud in here Dubs, some pretty nasty lyrics
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Barzooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade BM!
<th00p> ZooMonkey!
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<Vampire> That makes you like that idiot who walks up to a group of laughing people and starts laughing to fit in.
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<BarzooMonkey> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Ya'll!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Lol, I don't think GW even knows what BooBer was laughing at.
<th00p> =) good night at the bar Barzoo?
* BooB_Ear agrees
<Vampire> No, I'm commenting from something else on the same topic
<BooB_Ear> heheh. drama llama
<Vampire> Like that ^
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ahh, that
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol
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<Vampire> I knew -exactly- what it was laughing at ^.^
<BooB_Ear> IT!?
* Vampire smiles innocently.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> she!
<JahRoor> so, if we know the source of the nickname - then we can still laugh about it?
<Vampire> Itchy?
<BooB_Ear> you're the thing nobody wants to touch, wampire
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I know because she sent me all these interesting pictures
<[CB1]Gun> is she boob ear or boo bear eh
<Vampire> Wampire? Lol.
<[CB1]Gun> wampie
<th00p> Gun: do boobs have ears?
<JahRoor> am I correct, GDub?
<[CB1]Gun> yes, nipples
<Vampire> And I stick by "it".
<BooB_Ear> you can put earings on em though. :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol.
<[CB1]Gun> +1 boobear
<BooB_Ear> i only got one on my belly button though. :(
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> wait, so those pics were fake?
<BooB_Ear> lol
<BooB_Ear> i didnt give any pics
<JahRoor> there was a lot more than one piercing..
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lies!
<JahRoor> who knew
* Vampire has been playing a longgggggggggggg time.
<th00p> Me too, cute llama
<Vampire> I been playing longer though! ;P
<JahRoor> psh, I been here since day1 >.>
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I've played for 4 years in August :) but it will not be a continuous 4 years =(
<Vampire> A member of Carnage Blender since May 25, 2007.
<JahRoor> that's cb2!
<Vampire> JahRoor = n0o|3
<Vampire> Yeah, well, you took a 2 year break.
<th00p> OB = old!
<BooB_Ear> why do people think im lying all the time?
<th00p> how old are you, cutie?
<Vampire> Either way, still lame.
<BooB_Ear> i feel left out that way. :(
<JahRoor> 2 year break..?
<Vampire> Awh.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> A member of Carnage Blender until January 1, 2012. (armageddon)
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<th00p> CUTIE: HOW OLD IS YOU
<Vampire> If you played in CB1 and created your cb2 account in 07, then you were gone for well over 2 years.
<JahRoor> dang that was a long break
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ummm
<[CB1]Gun> don't knock the sex change
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I ran out of fingers
<Vampire> Therefore you = noob.
<th00p> you have toes...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ran out of those too
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<Vampire> Use your orifices.
<[CB1]Gun> get those out your mouth
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> o_o
<JahRoor> when did (was it GB?) change your name to DL?
<th00p> aw cmon you can tell me I won't take advantage of you cutie
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<Vampire> Can't remember. Long time ago.
<JahRoor> How am I a noob then -.-l
<Vampire> You just are/
<JahRoor> at least I'm not the drama llama :)
* Vampire shrugs
<Vampire> Rather a DL than a noob.
<[CB1]Gun> -1 D-llama
<JahRoor> I would hope, you are TEH DL
<[CB1]Gun> who wants to get on the DL har har
<Vampire> TEH?
<JahRoor> (one and only)
<[CB1]Gun> TEH= totally eat hay
<Vampire> -3 Gun for a very lame joke.
<[CB1]Gun> you're tight, should've been pervy
<th00p> OB is... 27!
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<Vampire> Is he really?
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<Vampire> I thought he was way younger...
<JahRoor> I would guess 20
<BooB_Ear> THE=the emotional hobo
<Vampire> I'd say 22.
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Everyone knows I'm somewhere between 20 and 40.
<Vampire> Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz.
<JahRoor> you're 20 dude
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I am, eh? xD
<JahRoor> yeah
<[CB1]Gun> illegal!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> interesting take, Jah. What makes you so sure?
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<Vampire> He's a stalker.
<JahRoor> I am hardly sure, but I don't think you're old enough to drink :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (then he's a poor one)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Well, I'll tell ya this much. I'm not 20, and I'm not 40.
<Vampire> Oh, I doubt Jah does anything very well ^.^
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> And that's all I have to say.
<Vampire> OB = 14.
<JahRoor> lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> that's right. You're not 19 yet, are you
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx winks
<Vampire> Why would me being 19 matter?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> wait, i think that rule goes down to 16
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> eh, nothing
<JahRoor> (the rape rule)
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<Vampire> I figured...
<[CB1]Gun> rape has rules?
<JahRoor> no
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> LOL Gun.
<Vampire> It most assuredly does!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> So anyways, I'm thirsty and I'm getting a soda
<[CB1]Gun> darn
<JahRoor> not the last time I checked
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> That's why Gun sticks to goats
<[CB1]Gun> ...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> far easier
<JahRoor> LOL
<Vampire> Alabamian soda = water that;s been shaken vigorously.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> on a side note, Hatchy and Hakai and I all made a tribute to you on incit, Gun
<[CB1]Gun> no back talk it's all like "talk to the fence"
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> there was a picture of a Goat and we had to label it
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> all of us put Vote Goat '08
<[CB1]Gun> yes! woot
<[CB1]Gun> awesome :)
<Vampire> Why does that have to rhymne!?!?!?!?!?
<JahRoor> I do one thing right, Gun. I treat my Roor like a lady 8D
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> If you're treating your rear like a lady
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> you're doing it wrong
<Vampire> ROFL
<[CB1]Gun> you're scoobyladie?
<JahRoor> lols
* Vampire ish tired.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> OK, so it is 11 PM and there is no RPG Room.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> And I am going to cry
<{CB1}Slayer333> it is not 11 PM, its 12:10 AM!
* JahRoor takes two steps forawrd
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> It is 11 in Alabama
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> and that's where time matters
<{CB1}Slayer333> time travel!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> exactly
<{CB1}Slayer333> hah...I know what will happen an hour before you do. Fool! :p
<[CB1]Gun> she's illegal again! ;)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Slayer - but that also means you'll die an hour before I do!
<InebriatedArsonist> Yeah, it's past midnight, OB.
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<{CB1}Slayer333> impossible, I will live for ever.
<Vampire> Slayer can't die.
<Vampire> He's too awesome.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> IA, I thought you were in the Central zone
<{CB1}Slayer333> forever is spelled this way though.
* Vampire kills Slayer.
<Vampire> :O
<BarzooMonkey> Too Awesome To Die - wasn't that a Chuck Norris movie? :P
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> If you think it's past midnight already you started partying too early
<{CB1}Slayer333> that was my body double.
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<[CB1]Gun> love the name
<{CB1}Slayer333> by transitive property, I am Chuck Norris.
<Klondike_Bar> hehe, hi ^_^
<Vampire> Hello, Hakai.
<Klondike_Bar> hi, GW
* {CB1}Slayer333 ate two Klondike Bars today.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> On a side note, I've been wearing a home-made thong for the past hour, and it is getting uncomfortable
<Klondike_Bar> o.O
<Vampire> ...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> =\
<{CB1}Slayer333> dare I say it....elaborate!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> elaborate?
<[CB1]Gun> do it!
<Jaynor> what does an RoE go for?
<{CB1}Slayer333> do eeeet.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> nope, it's not elaborate, it's pretty simple
<Jaynor> 1.5 mil?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> just a rubber band and a washcloth
<Vampire> 568 trillion yenCBdollars.
<{CB1}Slayer333> hehehe
<Klondike_Bar> no, no...explain = elaborate
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> works though
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> oh. In that case, I did both.
<Klondike_Bar> why
<Klondike_Bar> lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> cuz it's hot out here
<{CB1}Slayer333> ahhh....OB wins the intranetz once again
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> yaiiiiii ;'D
<Jaynor> hmm
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<Jaynor> that must be pretty hot
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Yes, I daresay this could be my new beach speedo
<Jaynor> I'd go for a cotten sock then
<Jaynor> cotton
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> if you mean the temperature...this is Alabama, homie
<Klondike_Bar> lol Jay
<{CB1}Slayer333> mmm, y'know, a telemarketer called my house, and I pretended to be interested for a while, then just hung up. Then they called back, I didn't know that was allowed :p
<Jaynor> lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> It isn't, he owes you a soda now
<Jaynor> What's fun is to try to sell them something
<Klondike_Bar> yes, it is
<{CB1}Slayer333> I knew it. I want a soda.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> wait Klondike
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> so if I call your line
<Klondike_Bar> I know it is
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> and then hang up, and you call me back
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> that's allowed?
<Jaynor> "Hey, I'm glad you called.  I have this subway sandwich, it's like a day old but it's still good.  I have a fantastic offer for you..."
<Klondike_Bar> nope, no caller ID for me, plus I'm not a telemarketer
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> >:(
<BooB_Ear> hi klondike... :]
<Klondike_Bar> I'm a complaint line
<Klondike_Bar> telemarketers can call back
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> You're with mcd's
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> you telemarket happiness
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (supposedly)
<Klondike_Bar> bull
<{CB1}Slayer333> "Why isn't this a telemarket line?!!!! I AM COMPLAINING!"
<Jaynor> lol - once upon a time I used to work for an inbound call center
<Klondike_Bar> lol
<Jaynor> for insurance benefits
<Jaynor> yuck yuckity yuck yuck
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I need some insurance =(
<Klondike_Bar> i've worked for 3, Jay....I don't know what's wrong with me
<Klondike_Bar> XD
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I can tell you
* InebriatedArsonist needs cheaper insurance.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> but it would flood chat
<Jaynor> but I worked my way up - now I manage business analysts.
<Jaynor> lol
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> is that as boring as it sounds?
<Jaynor> same company I started with in the stinky callcenter out of college actually
* Klondike_Bar is married, so she gets free insurance  (haha)
<Jaynor> managing business analysts?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Hmmmm
<Jaynor> not quite as boring as it sounds
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Good approach Hakai
<Klondike_Bar> lol
<Jaynor> I get to fly around and convince my clients that we're doing a good job.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I need to find a good take on that
<Jaynor> lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Has Cherry got good insurance?
<{CB1}Slayer333> so you use mind control then
<Jaynor> hmm
<Jaynor> call it "spinfabulation"
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<[CB1]Gun> afk in RPG Room
<{CB1}Slayer333> "we are not losing all of your money...we are not losing all of your money"
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<Jaynor> lol
<Klondike_Bar> I don't know.  Cherry is only working there until she gets through her last year of college anyway
<Klondike_Bar> she's going to be a nurse
<Lamuness> yay for dual casting mages!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> AWESOME
<Klondike_Bar> (she's so smart)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol
<Lamuness> I know! so AWESOME!
<Jaynor> I had to visit a client contact once in Everett
* Klondike_Bar agrees with Lamu
<{CB1}Slayer333> I AM! I know.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> agreed, Slayer is pretty awesome
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<Lamuness> hi Hakai
<{CB1}Slayer333> Lamuuu ->
<BooB_Ear> i am going for nurse too. :)
<Jaynor> he was working with Boeing - so it got to be lunch time and he said "want to grab a sandwich and walk around the factory?"
<Lamuness> not you Slayer.  the dual casting mage
<Klondike_Bar> hi ^_^
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Quite ironically, the fatal strategy against my team is dual MMs
<Jaynor> lol
* {CB1}Slayer333 pushes Lamu ----->
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I don't think many other teams can say that
<Klondike_Bar> no secrets!
<Klondike_Bar> hehe
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> defeats one MM
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> but two? killer.
<{CB1}Slayer333> stop shoving me <---- and go ---->!!!!
<Lamuness> sfbdm ftw!
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx untrains all of Slayer's HP.
<Lamuness> single fireball decay mage
* {CB1}Slayer333 retrains it all into awesome.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> but your skill slot is taken
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<{CB1}Slayer333> its a super-skill.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> like Endurance!
<Lamuness> nope.  if Tanks get dual wielding, Mages get dual casting
<{CB1}Slayer333> I don't have any HP trained anyways >.>
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> and Hal gets Point Blank Shot?
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx crosses his fingers
<Klondike_Bar> since when was CB fair, Lamu?  lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Since Jon decreed so
<Lamuness> "always"
* Klondike_Bar giggles
<Klondike_Bar> jon has a OCD problem with balanced-ness (yay for us)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> hahaha
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<BooB_Ear> obsessivecompulsivedisorder.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Look, everyone wants to laugh but they're all checking their sidebar
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> making sure Jon doesn't see them laugh at him
* Vampire laughs at Jon.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> aww. He laughs at you too. :)
<Klondike_Bar> lol
* BooB_Ear giggles.
<Vampire> He must be bored.
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> true
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I'm really bored
<Lamuness> OB, are we playing tonight?
<{CB1}Slayer333> watch out, Lamu stole my man-purse!
<BooB_Ear> you're bored
<Verifex> yes go into rpg room now
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Lammy: yes, we're playing CGen tonight
<Lamuness> you're a board
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> :DDD
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> WOOOT FEX
<Klondike_Bar> that's what happens when you have secrets, Slayer
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<Klondike_Bar> hehe
<Lamuness> aw CG?  thought it was sketch..
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*** Now in room RPG Room
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
<Verifex> hi!!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> HAI2U
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<Verifex> I don't know what keeps knockin' me out!
<BooB_Ear> BOO
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> on a side note, that user pic of mine is -ALMOST- done
<[CB1]Gun> eep!
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<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I'm still photoshoppping it, but I don't have photoshop
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> so I'm using MS Paint
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ...which takes a reeeeally long time
<BooB_Ear> i use GIMP
<BooB_Ear> pretty cool
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> hahahahah, gimpy boobs.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Sorry, funny mental picture
<BooB_Ear> well, you got no boobs so if i were you, i'd be quiet
<Verifex> alright, everyone load up wiki
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> My noboobs are gimpy
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> DAMN
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> should've mine wiki
<BooB_Ear> LOL. more like saggy i bet
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> mined*
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> yes, I have saggy no-boobs
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> :)
<BooB_Ear> man-boobs
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> VERIFEX HAS A MAN-VAGINA
<BooB_Ear> what do we do in CGen?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> >.>
<BooB_Ear> lol?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> we play!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> It's a role-playing game
<Lamuness> we designate one person to be a female
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> LOL
<Lamuness> and then something bad happens...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> her boobs go all gimpy
<BooB_Ear> lol
<BooB_Ear> im out then
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> okay :)
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<Verifex> watchit ob!!!
<Verifex> I
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> yes, it is swinging left and right
<Verifex> I'll have you lose a limb!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> o.O
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> then I'll have the snake sewn on
<[CB1]Gun> got 1/5 chance
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> and I'll be Snakearm McGee
<Verifex> lol
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> that'd improve my streetfighting, no?
<[CB1]Gun> be like xaviar
<Lamuness> I'm going to beat those pair of AG's
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> damn, I want cobra arms now
<Lamuness> +19 is nothing!
<Lamuness> *18
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol Lammy
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> hey what's the dice page
<Lamuness> and with 0 USD spent
<Lamuness> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ty
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> on a side note, LA still owes me either 30M or $150....
<Lamuness> I need more money....
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> =\
<Lamuness> how do you upgrade OB?
<[CB1]Gun> boob job
<Lamuness> *upgrade your CB equipment
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Blacksmith
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I don't forge anymore
<Lamuness> which equipment do you choose to upgrade?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Right now I only have 4 items to upgrade, so whichever is cheapest at the time
<Lamuness> hm.. me too
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> <3 encumbrance.
<Verifex> Alright, looks like everyone is still in the bottom of this building, battling hobos.
<Lamuness> I'll be stuck on DB's for a while
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> damn
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> they aren't dead yet
<[CB1]Gun> like 4 left
<Verifex> well you knocked a bunch of them down, but there were more of them at the other end of the room that came over towards you.
Nemerizt has joined the room.
<Lamuness> ( I need $85m to upgrade the cabby... )
<Verifex> welcome nem
<[CB1]Gun> and I control GW's char :)
<Nemerizt> (i finished my test and so am here now)
<[CB1]Gun> we didn't start yet, so good timing
<Nemerizt> oh yay
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Anyone got something to collapse the ceiling?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> so that we can finish the hobo war already?
<Nemerizt> what supports the ceiling?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> iunno, but in the movies if you shoot bullets in it and it is supposed to collapse it does ;'D
<Verifex> The ceiling is mostly rotting office ceiling
<[CB1]Gun> and we don't have grenades....yet
<Lamuness> I'm going to go upstairs and jump up and down until it collapses
<Nemerizt> the walls and ceiling are connected right?
<Verifex> it's the kind that is just for looks, and the real ceiling is above that...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> well at that's destructable....
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> well at least*
<Nemerizt> are the walls and ceiling considered one material?
<Verifex> Alright guys, so everyone roll D10 + Ref for iniative...
<Nemerizt> no rpg bot?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> + 1/2 Daktari if you have it!!! Bahahahaa
<[CB1]Gun> 21
<Verifex> if you can find brent..
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 17 total
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Damn Gun and your 10
<[CB1]Gun> quit staring at my tits
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> xD
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> only if you quit staring at mine.
<Nemerizt> 27
<Nemerizt> lol
<[CB1]Gun> no way
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> WTF
<[CB1]Gun> wow
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> bastards.
<Nemerizt> luck is with me today
<Lamuness> 17
<[CB1]Gun> or just wasyed
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Damn, I rolled the lowest
<[CB1]Gun> that's normal
<Verifex> OB what's your roll?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Nem, then Gun, then me and Lammy both got 17s
<[CB1]Gun> oh GW hold on! ;)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> lol.
<[CB1]Gun> 9
<[CB1]Gun> <GW>9
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> we need to get out of this stupid dump so we can go back and turn my silver pukey power into something useful
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> >:O
<[CB1]Gun> in japan right
<Nemerizt> what about japan?
<[CB1]Gun> izuki *blarf*
<[CB1]Gun> south park joke
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ...>
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ?
<[CB1]Gun> the internetz went down, was great
<[CB1]Gun> japanese puke porn
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I am the only one who didn't roll a 9 or 10
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> excluding GW
<Nemerizt> i rolled a 10 and a 9
<Lamuness> (if you get the internet, will you tell us?          how? you'll have no internet)
<Verifex> Alright nem, you are first, last I remember you were biting on one of the hobos I believe.
<Lamuness> ( I need $107533701 to upgrade all my equipment )
<Nemerizt> (are the walls and ceiling considered 1 material?
<Nemerizt> )
<Verifex> No
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (lol NICE)
<[CB1]Gun> (kill hte hobos first takes too long)
* Nemerizt bites down again on hobo
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (the plan was to collapse the ceiling or something on them to hurry up and kill em all already)
<Nemerizt> 20
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (guess that won't work tho)
<Verifex> The ceiling has lots of those white office tiles, and they are all moldy or missing for the most part, above them is metal rebar and cement, which doesn't look too "collapsable"
<[CB1]Gun> (make a hole for lammy ;)
<Nemerizt> (i can colapse it probably, if i can touch the cement)
<Verifex> You hit, d10 for damage
<Lamuness> ( wait.. today's Thursday!? )
<Nemerizt> 8
<Verifex> Yes.
<Lamuness> ( what happened to Wednesday!?!?!?!? )
<Nemerizt> (yes, my test is thursday so today is thursday)
<Lamuness> ( oh. em. gee. )
<[CB1]Gun> (pissed it awway
<Verifex> I think you slept through it.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (good point Nem)
<Verifex> Alright Nem, you bite a good chunk outa this hobo, he bleeds all over you
<Nemerizt> mmm
<Verifex> He also doesn't seem to stop flailing his way towards Bob
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (where are all the chick hobos?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (SEXIST)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's good to be the bait ;p)
<Verifex> which brings us to Bobs turn.
<Nemerizt> (they are upstairs wait till we get that far)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I'll send the snake upstairs to bite their tits so they swell)
<Verifex> Well, you don't see any "females" in this group so far...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> just "males"?
* [CB1]Gun fires twice into the closest zobo 17 & 14
<[CB1]Gun> (so the last one misses :( )
<[CB1]Gun> (heavy pistol btw)
<Verifex> so far, you did see a girl in the group of people laying on the ground who was getting beat up earlier before you all arrived...
* [CB1]Gun then takes cover against a wall
<Verifex> One hits, other one misses
<Verifex> D10 for damage
<[CB1]Gun> 1
<[CB1]Gun> (dammit two 1's)
<Verifex> doesn't do terribly too much damage, but you can see a little notch where it hits em'
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> you dented the girl?
<[CB1]Gun> (with my DICK!)
<Verifex> No, the hobo, theres a dead girl over at the far end of the room
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (DICKSHOT! *bang*)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (sweet, is the body warm)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (shoudl be my turn soon)
<Lamuness> ( bing )
<Verifex> how the hell do you know??
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (do I know what?)
<Verifex> DAgger, you and Kenny go now
<[CB1]Gun> (think he killed the girl)
<Lamuness> ( watcha doin Bob? )
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (you go first Lamsy)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm done and against a wall)
<Lamuness> ( yeah, what's Bob doing? )
* Lamuness also takes cover against a wall
<[CB1]Gun> (go kill wolverine style)
<Lamuness> ^next to Bob
<[CB1]Gun> (use the turn to make a wep)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (how many zombie hobos are still alive?)
<Lamuness> ^and makes a weapon
<Verifex> you see 4
<Verifex> What weapon ?
<Lamuness> a giant mechanized blender
<[CB1]Gun> (guess wolvers)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (LOL)
<Verifex> you can't make complex or moving-part items.
<[CB1]Gun> (rippers my bad)
<Lamuness> wolverine claws?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (oh shat I'm going to rock this game I just remembered I have ripper claws)
<Verifex> Alright, Kenny what are you doing?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I'm going to attack the least injured looking Hobo with a coordinated snake + ripper claws attack!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Effit! You bite while I slash! :D
<Verifex> Alright, Roll D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 34
<Verifex> Okay, wow, wel you hit with your rippers...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> definitely
<Verifex> ok, now roll for effit to bite
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> again for Effit? Or since it is coordinated
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> okay
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr no 9k for me this week!)
Slam has joined the room.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> he rolled a 3, does he use my ref/streetfighting?
<Verifex> no, actually you roll Dakatari to attack with snake.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> oh whoops
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> then 8 + 3
<Slam> whoa ..... what game are we talking about?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> so 11
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (this is Cybergen Slam)
<[CB1]Gun> (we fuck gradeschoolers here)
<[CB1]Gun> (cyber!)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (not all of us, I just see how many grapes I can fit in the tiny assholes)
<Verifex> Okay, Effit misses the hobo, who then goes off and tries to slash at bob
<Slam> oh ..... well what exactly are you doing though
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> okay, so damage roll
<[CB1]Gun> (grapeshot like ya old pirate days)
<Verifex> D10 for damage with rippers
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> rolled a 9 for my ripper claws
<Verifex> You rip the guys chest pretty badly, blood gets all over your claw weapons
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> yum! :D
<Verifex> It's actually pretty gross
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I mean ew.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Snakey, clean my blades with your tongue!
<[CB1]Gun> (vag fag)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (wouldn't that be an oxymoron)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (lol)
<Verifex> The hobo goes to slash at Bob over by the wall and hits, he slashes at Bob and punches bob for 3 damage
<[CB1]Gun> (now for GW...is he there or has to break in?)
<Slam> so is this a way to wait for ba?
<Verifex> No, you aren't allowed to wait for BA..  !
<Slam> (and should i type in these as to not type out of character?)
<Verifex> BA comes to get you, in the night, when you are sleeping..  please talk in (parenthesis) slam :)
<Verifex> Alright, who is playing GW again?
<[CB1]Gun> (me)
<Verifex> Alright go!
<Slam> (whats GW)
<[CB1]Gun> (is he there?)
<Lamuness> ( slammy! )
<Nemerizt> (another person who isnt here)
<Nemerizt> (but is in spirit)
<Verifex> (GW is another player, who is probably in chat, but is too lazy to come in here)
<Verifex> (I believe his current name is Vampire, or something)
<Lamuness> (slam to the slice!)
<Slam> (oh how do i play)
<Lamuness> ( insert a quarter )
<Verifex> You can't just play..  you have to setup a character with me, and I have to introduce your character and then you get to do whatever you like...
<Verifex> (I can send you the book for the game to read though, if you like)
<[CB1]Gun> *GW fires SMG into the crowd of hobos  19,20,20(3 targets if I can)
<Verifex> (all you have to do is setup some stats for your character, pick a yogang, and we'll see what happens)
<Nemerizt> (then you can try to make a char today and start next week)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (WOOT is Slam going to join us???)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (let him just take GW's character it'd be easier and he could jump in)
<Nemerizt> (another person i can drink blood from!)
<Verifex> He needs to read the book a little before he starts playing :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (true)
<Verifex> Alright, Slix fires into the hobos he can..  he hits first, but misses the rest.
<Verifex> D10 damage
<[CB1]Gun> 1(omfg)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (LOL)
<Verifex> alright, well it does ... *some* damage :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (equivalent to a little girl attacking with her fingernails)
<Nemerizt> (so have we been through a whole round yet?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yep Nem)
<[CB1]Gun> (have now)
<Nemerizt> (ive been trying to catch up on the forums)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I think I took another down, so we should only have 3 hobos left)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I got 34 attack and 9 damage on the sucker, he should be down)
<Verifex> (he is not down)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (MY GOD)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's bleeding on me)
<Nemerizt> (are you including the one ive got by the neck?)
<Verifex> (You bit one, but couldn't get the neck, and yes)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (well, guess this round I'll try to finish off the one that survived my crazy awesome attack)
<Nemerizt> (so its my turn now right?)
<Verifex> alright well first...
<[CB1]Gun> *GW rushes to be infront of Gun
<[CB1]Gun> (go :)
<Nemerizt> (heh trying to help yourself out now are you?)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh I need it)
<Verifex> One of the hobos being bit by Nem tries to push nem down, and succeeds, knocking him down for 3 damage, then continues over towards Bob
<[CB1]Gun> (we need like a trap infront of me)
<Verifex> The hobo Kenny got manages to get away from Kenny and get over towards Bob, (yes, its starting to get crowded now)
<[CB1]Gun> *GW draws sword in ready for next round
<Verifex> and smacks Bob in the face for 3 damage
<Nemerizt> (whoa, he can succeed in str against me? im strong...)
<Verifex> These are adults... remember.. not kids :)
<Nemerizt> (i dont get a roll?)
<Verifex> Roll for what?
<Nemerizt> (roll so i dont get pushed over or something)
<Verifex> That was his attack on you, he succeeded in his roll
<Nemerizt> (alright)
<Verifex> Alright, now its your turn.
<Nemerizt> (his throat is mine!!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (their backs are to you so better be)
* Nemerizt bloodthirstily charges and bites
<Nemerizt> 25
<Verifex> You hit successfully and you bite the guys neck, roll for damage
<Nemerizt> 2
<Verifex> some more blood, but you can't quite get as good of a grip this time
xXCutiewitaBootyXx left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (Shit! the refresh sent me to d4 no wonder I sucked! omfg)
<Verifex> Bob your turn, you've got a bunch of these hobos all surrounding you now, they all look incredibly angry
* [CB1]Gun shotguns the zobo who slapped him in the chest +3 ref, 17
<Verifex> You shoot and miss, roll D10
xXCutiewitaBootyXx has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to xXCutiewitaBootyXx
<[CB1]Gun> 8
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (sigh. My ISP hates me.)
<Verifex> The shotgun hits the ceiling, knocking a few office tiles onto your head, confusing you for a moment..
<[CB1]Gun> (I regret sending you money now)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (lol, you tried the ceiling collapse maneuver?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (btw, you still owe me a shotgun Gun!!!!)
<Verifex> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (you have to submit to my will muahahaha I'll totally knight you)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (wtf?)
<Verifex> Alright, DAgger, Kenny your turn
<[CB1]Gun> (shotgun knight ftw)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Go Dagger, you first
* Lamuness goes berserk on the nearest near death hobo
<[CB1]Gun> Pull them off me!
<Lamuness> ^with wolverin claws a.k.a. lady death
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (lady deathstrike fingerclaws?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (hell yes)
<Lamuness> ( nods )
<[CB1]Gun> (lady deathstrike? can't believe I remembered that from the cartoon)
<Verifex> (thats pretty accurate what you would look like too !)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Lamuness> 33
<Verifex> wow nice roll..
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (damn, Lammy's fighting like me now)
<[CB1]Gun> (rip and throw woot)
<Verifex> D10 for damage
<[CB1]Gun> (you guys have my powers noooo!)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I foresee like 17)
[Blarg] has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to [Blarg]
<Lamuness> 10 (do I roll again? )
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (maybe this will finish off that damn hobo and we can move to 3 to go)
<[CB1]Gun> (omfg)
<[Blarg]> (/fail)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (HELL YES!!!)
<Verifex> yes you do get to roll again
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (and again, and again, and again)
<Lamuness> 11
<Lamuness> total
<Verifex> alright, hang on
<Verifex> You rip into the hobo in front and you can feel it reach bone as you slash into his arm
<Verifex> lots of blood, as usual..
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (awesome, is the damn thing finally going down)
* Lamuness drinks down the blood (VA)
<Nemerizt> (join our ranks!)
<Lamuness> ( because blood contains metal, thus rejuvenating me )
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<[Blarg]> (crazy people)
<Verifex> It doesn't seem to be looking straight, probably dazed him..
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (you have been rejuvenated with AIDS!!!!)
<Verifex> Blarg! when did you come in here?
Slam left the room.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (ok, so 3 to go!)
<Verifex> D10 for init
<Nemerizt> (again, join our ranks!)
<[Blarg]> (i got here just a little bit ago)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (if he beats 17 too I'm going to be annoyed x_x)
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> damn gun, looks like Lamu is getting all the 10's
<[CB1]Gun> (cuz I fucked up and rolled d4s!)
<Verifex> That probably didn't help :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (rofl.)
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit sharcock)
<Verifex> Alright, blarg you going to roll init?
<Verifex> Kenny you go!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> otay
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Me and snakey are going to concentrate on attacking one of the other 3 hobos, the one that Nem's been a-suckin' on
<[Blarg]> 15 (roll + ref right)
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx attacks!
<Verifex> (yes blarg)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 17 for me
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 11 for Effit
<Verifex> You hit with your claws on the hobo roll damage..
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> damn.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 2
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I just rolled 2, 3, 2.
<Verifex> Effit doesn't hit.
<[CB1]Gun> (roger that over)
<Verifex> you slice the guy for some damage.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> At least I hurt him a little.
<Verifex> he's still standing though
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> figured that
<Verifex> Alright, blarg your turn, you see lots of these guys/hobos heading over towards gun attacking him
<[Blarg]> i shoot the closest one to me
<[Blarg]> because i suck at shooting
<[CB1]Gun> *GW basebal slices into the back of the closest zobo to Bob, 22, then stomps the back of his leg, 34
<[CB1]Gun> oops
<[CB1]Gun> (rolled an 18 tho ;)
<Verifex> D10 blarg
<Verifex> Roll your attack Randy!
<[Blarg]> ref street d10? 18
<[Blarg]> :P
<Verifex> You hit, surprising even yourself...
<Verifex> D10 for damage.
<[Blarg]> 6
<[Blarg]> yesssssssssss *dance*
<Verifex> The guy you hit is already covered in blood, and he falls down after you hit him
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> YESSS
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 2 to go
<Verifex> 2 to go? huh?
<[CB1]Gun> (lol the nerd finished him)
<[Blarg]> *cry*
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (you said the dazed one was out of the fight)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (which left 3)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (so this leaves 2)
<Verifex> (dazed, not dead) ;)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ih8u
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> =(
<[Blarg]> (use your boobie powers
<Verifex> Blarg hit the dazed one anyways...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (oh.)
<[CB1]Gun> (hypohomotize)
<Verifex> Alright, now the other three hobos all manage to get over towards Bob and attack
<[CB1]Gun> (GW's attack again?)
<Verifex> two of them are hindered by Dagger, and only manage to punch into Dagger instead (not even fazing him)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yeah, since he is last in init)
<Verifex> and one hits Bob for 4 damage
<[CB1]Gun> (seems the hobos go before him)
<Verifex> Then GW go
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (hehehehe, his init is worse than the zombies)
<Verifex> HOBOS, not zombies!
<[CB1]Gun> (zobos)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (they're totally a hobo/zombie mix. Normal people don't take this punishment and keep going.)
<[CB1]Gun> (Chaaaannggeee!)
<[CB1]Gun> (Obaaamaah)
<[Blarg]> (obamanation
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (beautiful, Blarg)
<[CB1]Gun> (WWZobo)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh no we're there, ty bear sterns)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (alternately, instead of zombies, they could just be japanese)
<[CB1]Gun> (those soulless accounts can move tho)
<[CB1]Gun> (accountants*)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (true, they're quick)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (and nobody's yelled banzai yet)
<Verifex> I don't see a roll..
<[CB1]Gun> *GW basebal slices into the back of the closest zobo to Bob, 22, then stomps the back of his leg, 34
<[CB1]Gun> Banzai!
<Verifex> alright, you rolled 22 for the baseball thing
<[CB1]Gun> *GW turns towards the zobo crowd at the ready not caring what he did
<[CB1]Gun> (only one hit?)
<Verifex> Okay, you can't do both of those things..  in 3 seconds :)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes you could!)
<[CB1]Gun> w/e 8 damage
<Nemerizt> (so when is it my turn?)
<Verifex> Wait...  gun you skipped Nems turn!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> LOL
<Verifex> oh.. no wait.. that was gw's turn
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> that's the power of banzai
<Verifex> n/m
<Nemerizt> (lol, i was skipped)
<Lamuness> ( nem gets double damage! )
<Verifex> nobody was skipped.. I was wrong!
<Nemerizt> (so we are still in second round?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (nobody was skipped, Nem was chasing GW playing grabass again)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah hold on I sliced one)
<Verifex> okay, NOW it's nems turn..  the Hobo gets rocked by Slix, and he manages to knock the guy down to the ground
<Nemerizt> (ok, who is left now?)
<Verifex> You aren't sure if the guys is gone, but he did knock him to the ground with the baseball slice
<[Blarg]> i love playing grabass
<[Blarg]> (we need drunk brent)
<[CB1]Gun> (  ( ) that next time)
<Nemerizt> (blood usually comes out when i play)
<Verifex> Theres two standing still, one on the ground
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (ewww, hemarrhoids)
<Nemerizt> (is the one i bit still standing?)
<Nemerizt> (not blood from that)
<[CB1]Gun> (use the swing chain on both ;)
<Verifex> yes, and it also managed to go on and attack Bob as well
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (do we get extra PTH for attacking the one on the ground? lol)
* Nemerizt charges and bites the one already thrise bitten
<Nemerizt> 23
<Verifex> the challenge to hit won't be as high.. as long as he doesn't get back up
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> sweet, hopefully he stays down until I attack him again
<[CB1]Gun> (put the snake to him and hit another)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yep, use the cobra's venom bite on this one)
<Nemerizt> (do i roll for damage?)
<Verifex> You bite onto the guy, roll D10 for damage.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (that should keep him from getting back up)
<Nemerizt> 7
<[CB1]Gun> (should like strangle and drag the guy by the wire)
<[CB1]Gun> (we need to find some piano wire if you can't make any ;)
<Nemerizt> (i have a garotte)
<Nemerizt> (i used it on one of the first hobos)
<[CB1]Gun> (need thinner)
<[CB1]Gun> (assassin!)
<Nemerizt> (to actually slice through the throat?)
<Verifex> You bite into the guy and topple him forward, you fall into him, kinda heading down ontop of him
<[CB1]Gun> (actually lammy could do the same)
<Verifex> Bob roll D10 save for Ref
<[CB1]Gun> (d10 + ref?)
<Nemerizt> (i think you are trying for under ref)
<Verifex> yes.. under ref..
<[CB1]Gun> (thought so, 7)
<Verifex> Whats your ref?
<[CB1]Gun> 8
<Verifex> Alright, you avoid getting piled on by the falling hobo towards you
<Nemerizt> (i love how there have now been 2 threads about me giving people fighting errors)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (lol, bad luck Nem)
<Nemerizt> (actually at this point its not adverse for me at all)
<[CB1]Gun> (my turn?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (no, I mean like you -are- bad luck, the fewer people attacking you the better)
<Nemerizt> (i know how to fight without getting the errors anymore)
<Verifex> Yes, gun you go
<Nemerizt> (yeah, thats what im forcing now)
<[Blarg]> (me? :P)
* [CB1]Gun shoots heavy pistol at last standing zobo 21
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (wewt, last one!)
<Verifex> Roll?
<[CB1]Gun> damage 6
<[CB1]Gun> (21 was the roll)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (and now Lammy goes!)
<Verifex> Alright, you shoot the guy up good
<Verifex> go Dagger/Kenny
<Lamuness> (how many hobos left? )
<[CB1]Gun> (start stabbing the grounded ones ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (one left standing)
* Lamuness goes for a beheading!
<[Blarg]> (i couldn't miss one lying on the ground :P)
<Verifex> theres 1 standing here, and two on the ground
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (OK, Lammy, if you beheading gets this one I think me and the cobra can finish off the other two)
<[CB1]Gun> (roll for it lammy)
<Lamuness> 24
<Verifex> You hit!  roll damage
<[CB1]Gun> (it's over 9000!)
<Lamuness> 3....
<Verifex> You slice the guy in the chest, and some blood comes out
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (damn, how could you lammy)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (a 10 and we could have played soccer with his head)
<Verifex> Kenny Go!
<Lamuness> (blame Veri's dice roll)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Alright, Effit! Venomous bite on the dazed fellow on the ground!
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I'm attacking the other guy with my ripper claws
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (the standing guy)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 20 for me, 10 for Effit (plus whatever bonus since the guy is on teh ground)
<Verifex> You hit, effit misses..  D10 for damage...
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 5
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> stupid snake, he's just lying there. >.<
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I need to buff up my Daktari so he can bite better)
<[Blarg]> (he tripped over his eyeball)
<Verifex> You rip into the guy and he bleeds
th00p has joined the room.
* th00p makes a cameo
<Verifex> Blarg!
<th00p> I'm not blarg...
<Verifex> (hi th00p)
<Verifex> Randy, your turn.
<th00p> (hi fexy)
<Nemerizt> (is he last?)
<Nemerizt> (i cant remember)
<Verifex> not last..
<Lamuness> (hi th00pie)
<th00p> (how does I play here?)
<[CB1]Gun> (kick someone blarg)
<[Blarg]> i shoot someone, 15
<Lamuness> ( you have to insert a quarter )
<th00p> (and why are we talking in these parentheses?)
<[Blarg]> (because we are cool)
* Nemerizt bites blarg
<th00p> (*inserts a quarter in Lamu's ass)
<Verifex> You shoot the hobo over by Bob
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (Blarg, shoot the standing guy)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (YAY)
<Nemerizt> (24)
<[Blarg]> (whoa when did fuhgawz come back)
<th00p> (today)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)\
<[Blarg]> (crazah)
<th00p> (what does I do here?)
<Verifex> You hit Randy
<Nemerizt> (i keep on forgetting i cant fight with AoL on jiggy)
<Verifex> roll for damage
<[Blarg]> (do you have a character thoop?)
<th00p> (probably not?)
<[Blarg]> 19
<Verifex> (no he doesn't)
<th00p> (someone help me!)
<Verifex> (what do you need?!)
<Verifex> 19 damage??
<th00p> (a character?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep 19)
<Nemerizt> (he needs to be a goth!)
<Verifex> (wow)
<[Blarg]> yea, 10 +9
<[CB1]Gun> (HE'S OVER 9000!!!!)
<Nemerizt> (join me in our quest for blood and death)
<[Blarg]> (if you don't have a character, just watch i guess, talk to veri if you want o actually play :P)
<th00p> (Verifex, help!)
<Verifex> (what do you need?)
<th00p> (and are all the games at dark-o-clock in the morning? I wanna play! Idk how!)
<[CB1]Gun> (talk to fex after this ;p)
<Verifex> You shoot the hobo in the arm, making a blood splatch squirt out.
<[Blarg]> cooooool
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> *squirt*
<Verifex> (or over there th00p --->)
<[Blarg]> (hes prolly busy right now thoop :P)
<th00p> (shh, Gun-noob!)
* Nemerizt drinks of the fountain of blood
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (pleeeease die soon hobo x_x)
<[Blarg]> (hell if i was him i'd be dead)
<Nemerizt> (he is a zombie!)
<[CB1]Gun> (or cry like a bitch)
<Verifex> Now, the hobo on the ground crawls over towards gun
<[Blarg]> (is the guy i shot ded? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> No change fucker!
<Nemerizt> (ive been wondering this, but why does everyone, me included earlier, want to kill gun?)
<Verifex> it slashes, but misses horribly..
<[CB1]Gun> (cuz I got it all, almost literally)
<Verifex> the hobo under nem rolls around trying to get up, but fails
<[Blarg]> (i'm the nerdy guy, i don't look dangerous
<[CB1]Gun> (but it is fucked up how many want to kill me)
<[Blarg]> (i don't mind :P)
<Verifex> The hobo that blarg shot slashes at Bob for 3 damage
<Nemerizt> (whats amazing is how you are still alive)
<Lamuness> ( I dun wanna kill gun )
<th00p> (is there really a reason we're talking in ()'s?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you tried once too :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing fex gave me armor)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (that's out of character, th00p)
<th00p> (thanks, booty)
<[CB1]Gun> (only one not to try and kill me is TH)
<Verifex> Now GW's turn
<Lamuness> ( ahem. and me )
<[CB1]Gun> Banzai! *GW runs the standing zobo thru with his sword. 19
<[CB1]Gun> (you dogpiled last time!)
<[Blarg]> (i saved you from that dogpile)
<Lamuness> ( the hobos! )
<Nemerizt> (heh, that dogpile was fun)
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg is my lil buddy)
<Verifex> (that dogpile was insane)
<Nemerizt> (that was the first time i ever took damage)
<Verifex> alright, Slix slices straight into the hobo
<[CB1]Gun> (but I came out on top lol)
<Verifex> D10 for damage
<th00p> (I thought OB was always on top?)
<[CB1]Gun> 1
<[Blarg]> (balls balls balls balls of steel
<[CB1]Gun> (love that)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (th00p - I wasn't even on the dogpile, I was away from it throwing my snake)
<[Blarg]> (i've got balls of steel)
Slam has joined the room.
<Lamuness> ( wb Slammy )
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (wb Slam)
<Slam> (thnx i wanna watch)
<Nemerizt> (be goths both of you)
<Verifex> he cuts into the hobo causing some damage
<Lamuness> ( pervy )
<[CB1]Gun> (we need a nerd!)
<Slam> (i played D&D for 2 years)
<[CB1]Gun> (we all crave blood anyways)
<Nemerizt> (but goths more than most)
<th00p> (hey slam's lice)
<[CB1]Gun> (now neme can stomp)
<Nemerizt> (is it my turn?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I really hope you kill him this turn, Neme)
<Nemerizt> (aim bite for the jugular)
<Slam> (who wants a milano cookie?)
<Nemerizt> 20
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
<th00p> (me too Slam!)
<Nemerizt> (he is on the ground making it easier)
<[Blarg]> (brb)
* Slam passes out milanos
<th00p> (maybe I'll tell you what sex I am ;-P)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> <Nemerizt> aim bite for the jugular (in case you missed it Fex)
<Slam> (so just like that the game pauses?)
<Nemerizt> (yep, it happens sometimes)
<th00p> (well only because fexy is so slow)
<Nemerizt> (this is when i start posting in forums)
<[CB1]Gun> (+1 thoop)
<Slam> (i like girls)
<[CB1]Gun> (then play and be one)
<Verifex> sorry...  bathroom break
<Verifex> alright nem you hit..  D10 damage
<Nemerizt> 3 again
<[CB1]Gun> (ann was totally planning to break my hip with her vagina)
<[CB1]Gun> (swinging that thing at me)
<th00p> (Slam: I'm not a girl. thanks for the milano)
<Slam> (ok)
<[Blarg]> (are you transgender)
<Slam> (your welcome)
<[CB1]Gun> (is that zobo still standing?!?)
<Slam> (no hes a woozle)
<Verifex> yes
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (of course, it stands for EVER)
<Verifex> Gun?
* [CB1]Gun short runs and jump kicks the standing zobo, 24
<Verifex> your turn!
<Verifex> D10 damage
<[CB1]Gun> 9
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (YES)
<Nemerizt> (so we have decided they are zobos now?)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a throwback to the clubhouse brawl)
<Verifex> zobos
<[CB1]Gun> (I decided!)
<Nemerizt> (it works)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah so stop killing me)
<[Blarg]> (newwww south park)
<[CB1]Gun> (the new one sucked)
<Verifex> You kick the zobo down
<Verifex> they are all on the ground now, but they are still moving.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Awesome, they can't chase us
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> let's GO
<Slam> (crotch kicks)
<[CB1]Gun> (DICKSHOTS!)
<Verifex> Dagger/Kenny you go
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Let's leave Dagger
<th00p> (that doesn't hurt me! I have... "Balls of steel")
<[CB1]Gun> (claw their fucking cocks off!)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Back to the fortress of solitude!
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx goes for the exit
* Nemerizt drinks his zobo's blood while he is still alive
<[CB1]Gun> Faggets Ace & Gappy
<Slam> (quick cb ? should my mpr be below my pr ?)
<[CB1]Gun> (the exit is blocked by 10 zobos with pipes)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yes Slam)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (in fact, if you can get your PR below your MPR, let us know)
<Nemerizt> (its possible, ive done it before)
<Slam> (ok lol they should be close?)
<Nemerizt> (but only on basically base chars)
* Lamuness goes berserker on the last hobo
<Slam> (i had 10/20 when i first started)
<Lamuness> *tornado slash
<[CB1]Gun> (all are down)
* Lamuness leaves
<Verifex> D10 to attack
<[CB1]Gun> (give em a 1,2 to the back)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> YOU FUCKING DICKCOCK
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> let's leave
<[CB1]Gun> You can't, we're trapped.
<Lamuness> 9
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> NO
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> we arenot
<Lamuness> 24
<Nemerizt> (here is a question, what happens if you try to unretire a tourney char?)
<[CB1]Gun> Kill these fucknuts first dickdrip then we can have more fun.
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (nothing Nem)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> FUKK YOU YOU FUKKING COCKSUKKER
<Slam> (so is outside () your character talking)
<Nemerizt> (so if i have 3 chars on the unretire list and one is a tourney char, then if i click it only the 2 will be unretired?)
* [CB1]Gun backs up and points 2 shotguns
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yes slam)
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx brandishes his claws and his cobra hisses
<Slam> (why cant i use astriks?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (cuz your mom said not to?)
<[CB1]Gun> Just can't let go of the pants snake and non-jew.
<Slam> (no she didnt , shes asleep she has to get up in 2 hours for work)
<th00p> (she told me the same this last night OB
<[CB1]Gun> eh non-jew*)
<Verifex> D10 for damage
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> GOOOOOOOOOO
<[CB1]Gun> (someone roll for him -.-)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 4
<th00p> (/me pwns noobs)
<Verifex> Dagger slices into the hobo on the ground
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Excellent, now can we fucking leave
<Verifex> Kenny?
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I'M GOING HOME
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg!)
<[CB1]Gun> You have no home and no one likes you.
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx leaves for the safehouse
<Slam> (he fell asleep waiting for you)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I am locking the doors on the lot of you.
<Nemerizt> (you have no home)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> When you get back, I will go to the window and piss out on your head
<th00p> (Slam is a looooooooner)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> I HAVE A FUCKING HOME AT THE SAFEHOUSE
<Slam> (till next thursday)
<Verifex> Kenny, you leave the room to head towards the exit stumbling through some of the garbage in this place
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> excellent
<Nemerizt> (you just have a room, like mine with the blood inscribed walls)
<[CB1]Gun> Let him go, he needs to beat his hooded cobra.
<Verifex> You notice the door has some stuff over it, and you can see some movement through the light beyond it.
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx has effit camoflauge himself and go take a look
<Verifex> You send effit through the cracks in the junk over the door
<Slam> ( whats effit)
* [CB1]Gun kicks the hobos and checks pockets, clothes, practically raping
<Verifex> (effit is his snake/chamleon pet)
<Slam> (cool)
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx awaits Effit's return
<[CB1]Gun> (a spider would've pwn the group I sware)
<Slam> (im out goodnight)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (fuck you invisible cobra kicks your ass)
<[CB1]Gun> (zobos in a web and 3 shotguns)
Slam left the room.
<Verifex> You can hear some movements outside.
<Verifex> A couple seconds later Effit slithers back in
<th00p> (hey OB you seen Klondike today?)
<Lamuness> ( I did )
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> What'd ya see boy?
<Verifex> You aren't sure, but it seems like Effit is giving the same reaction he did when fighting those hobos
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> >:(
* [CB1]Gun is still hitting and raping the hobos
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Hm
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx hazards a quick sneaky look
<[CB1]Gun> Vampire, Dag, let's throw the bodies into the street.
<[Blarg]> (lassie he aint)
<Verifex> Bob, while kicking the hobo still moving around a little, you find some scraps of cloth
<Verifex> and you find a wallet in one of their pockets
<[CB1]Gun> (woot even with no money)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (nice!)
<Nemerizt> anyone have a dagger or knife?
<[CB1]Gun> (dag is a knife)
<Verifex> You going to look in the wallet?
<th00p> (*pees all over OB)
<Nemerizt> this will be a bit hard to do with my teeth
* [CB1]Gun looks in the wallet
<[CB1]Gun> I got a heat gun, we can cook you a meal.
<Nemerizt> (is dagger here?)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (yes he is)
<[CB1]Gun> (signs point to no ;)
<Nemerizt> (in the room i mean)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I'm thinking no)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep, only OB left)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> * xXCutiewitaBootyXx hazards a quick sneaky look
<Nemerizt> hey dagger, can you help me for a sec?
<Verifex> ID says, "Peter Shogun" it says he is from Arasaka CorpSec
<[CB1]Gun> whoa
<Verifex> Theres 50 bucks in the wallet.
<[Blarg]> thats better
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> nice, rich hobos
<[CB1]Gun> You search too mallrat.
<Verifex> Looking at the guy, he sure doesn't look like any corpsec guy you've ever seen.
* [Blarg] boosts on everyone
* Nemerizt somehow detaches the head of the zobo that he was biting
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (I take it I don't get to peep out at the movement outside that Effit thinks is more hobos?)
<Nemerizt> I want to use this for something
* [CB1]Gun pulls out the Heat Gun and fries a zobos face
<Nemerizt> hey, can you use that heat gun to cauter the neck here?
<[CB1]Gun> You left yet snake charmer?
* Nemerizt holds up the head
* [CB1]Gun cauters the neck hole
<th00p> (time to go, bye guys)
<Nemerizt> thanks
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (later th00p)
<th00p> (*kisses OB on the cheek on the way out*)
th00p left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (it's microwave so doubt it can do that hehe)
* Nemerizt slips the head into his coat
<[CB1]Gun> Find a lighter.
<Verifex> Hmmm..  alright
<Verifex> you guys going to heatgun the guys face?
<[CB1]Gun> )sure why not)
<Nemerizt> (so will I be able to just unretire these 2 chars if i click unretire? the tourney char will just stayed retired?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<Nemerizt> (yay)
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx peeps through the door to see what Effit saw outside.
<[CB1]Gun> Leaving yet scalepussy?
<Nemerizt> (so have we finished up in this room?)
<Verifex> The guys face looks heated, it pops a little, blood oozes, its actually pretty sickening looking...   
<Nemerizt> facinating
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> (we finished this room so long ago x_x)
<Verifex> Looking out, you see a bunch of guys, they all seem to be carrying stuff, theres a lot of them though.. and they seem to be barracading the door
<[CB1]Gun> Ugh, ok let's scronge and then move up.
<Nemerizt> wait
<Nemerizt> (are the walls all one material?)
<Verifex> They kinda look like the hobo guys you were just fighting.. all scrappy and dirty looking
<[CB1]Gun> Eat his face if you want, but say we get a beam out the wall before we head up.
<[CB1]Gun> Use it the push them back and stuff.
* Nemerizt moves to the wall, and sends out the alchy thingies into it
<Verifex> Most of the walls seem to be made of the same thing
<Verifex> D10 Alchemy skill + stat
* Nemerizt then disintegrates a small wedge section all the across the wall
<[CB1]Gun> Get a pipe, beam, something to use.
<Nemerizt> (skinny wedge, with the wide part on the outside)
<Nemerizt> (i should be able to do it in 1 round)
<Nemerizt> (oh and i will use 2 luck with this)
* [CB1]Gun goes to the windows and pulls two boards
<Nemerizt> 12
<[CB1]Gun> We can make stakes. :)
<Nemerizt> im making the wall fall
<Nemerizt> (or at least trying to)
* [CB1]Gun goes looking around in the closest rooms
<Verifex> You taste the wall with your nanites
<Nemerizt> (thats what they were called nanites)
<Verifex> The wall is made of plaster
<Nemerizt> (so i think of a small wedge section of the wall turning into dust)
<Nemerizt> (all the way across)
<Verifex> You start removing some of the wall, and after removing a bit of it..  you see rebar and cement on the other side
<[CB1]Gun> oooo Copper would be nice.
<Nemerizt> (then i move on into the cement and take out a wedge section of it)
<Nemerizt> (so that the wall will collapse and fall outwards)
* xXCutiewitaBootyXx wanders back into the room with Bob and Nem
<Nemerizt> (i went out to your room OB)
<[CB1]Gun> Forget bringing it down, get a club and let's head up.
<Nemerizt> what will we do up there?
<[CB1]Gun> Need to cut me some stakes or a spear.
<Verifex> Bob you look around in some of the rooms, you find lots of garbage on the ground, and a few more of the hobos with wallets
* [CB1]Gun checks the wallets
* [Blarg] still tries to boost the hobos
<Verifex> After pushing some of the plaster out of the way by "prying it out" with your hands, you taste the cement
<[CB1]Gun> Need a lighter, get some torches and pitchforks.
<Nemerizt> (eat that cement like packman)
<[CB1]Gun> Head up stairs like spartans.
<Verifex> You find more wallets, some of them have "corpsec" ID's, other's ISA credentials, and a few of them just regular ID's..
<[Blarg]> mmmmm, i'm a wallet whore
* [Blarg] bathes the blood of a thousand wallets
* Nemerizt bathes in pure blood
<[Blarg]> how vulgar
<[CB1]Gun> Get a pipe, melt it one end to make a bamboo spear. :)
<Nemerizt> i think its rather tastefull
<[CB1]Gun> Heck get some small wooden shields.
<[CB1]Gun> Randy needs one.
<[Blarg]> we could make a wallet sheild with all these wallets
<[Blarg]> the IDs could weld them all together
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> Bag it!(edit them onto your char blarg)
<[CB1]Gun> (I editted them*)
<[Blarg]> ;)
<Verifex> Alright guys, after taking care of the remaining hobos who are crawling around on the ground you look around and check out the hobos and the rooms around here.
<Lamuness> ( time for sleep... )
<[CB1]Gun> Rip a door off the hinges, axe it in half, shields! ;)
<Verifex> Alright nem, you try to deconstruct the cement, .. it's very complex, you'll have to roll for it...
<Nemerizt> (another 2 luck)
<Nemerizt> 14
<Verifex> You try to pull apart some of the pieces of cement, but can't, its too complex for you.
<Nemerizt> (wow, i guess even deconstruction is too much that was almost a perfect roll)
<Verifex> Alright guys...  I'm going to end it here...  15 IP for everyone..  and I'm going to update before next thursday with a mini-update as to whats going on.
<Nemerizt> (ending up with a lot of IP to use now)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> Sweet :)
<xXCutiewitaBootyXx> 15 IPs, wewtttttt, and soon as I can get that pic + story that's 5 more!
<Nemerizt> how do i put a pic onto my cgen char profile?
<Verifex> edit the wiki and put the link for it in there
<[CB1]Gun> host it, then link
<Verifex> I'll put it in there for you
<Nemerizt> host it?
<[CB1]Gun> upload to a site or just google
Lamuness left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> who needs me to edit in their IP?
<[Blarg]> i'll do mine gun

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<Slam> i can type out of () over here right?
=> Slam sure
=> Slam here is the book, as far as I scanned: http://rapidshare.com/files/69792059/cybergeneration.pdf
<Slam> do i have to pay to read it?
=> Slam no, its free
=> Slam click the "free" button
<Slam> do i need die?
=> Slam Die?
<Slam> dice
=> Slam no, I provide the dice with my page : http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
=> Slam or.. with the rpg bot that is in here sometimes...
<Slam> not here?
=> Slam not here this time... maybe next time...
<Slam> so what should i download?
=> Slam download that book
<Slam> when it says enter the letters with the cat below does it mean numbers too ?
=> Slam I don't know.. 
=> Slam Maybe
=> [CB1]Gun You can hear the static stop for a moment and then increase...
<Slam> so now i have carbon death or what ever ..... am i reading the right book ?
=> [CB1]Gun Yes, just need to read the first chapter with all the yogangs..  pick a yogang you like, and I'll help you with the rest...
=> Slam Yes, just need to read the first chapter with all the yogangs..  pick a yogang you like, and I'll help you with the rest...
<Slam> im on page like 11 or 12
<Slam> like the boardpunks and stuff like that ?
=> Slam yes
=> Slam Or you can go to the wiki and pick one there, there are a few extra ones there...
=> Slam http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Category:Yogangs
<Slam> i like the boardpunks
=> Slam Sounds good, come up with a name, age (between 9 and 17), sex, height, weight, and try to find a "picture" of your character online.. then I'll fill you in on the rest of the details...
<Slam> i wanna be Cobretti ,17 ,M, 5'9" ,155 lbs
=> Slam Alright, I'll set up your character after I'm done with this game tonight, and I'll email you what to do next.
=> Slam oh.. what is your email address?
<Slam> demondawg1990@yahoo.com
=> Slam Cool..  
<Slam> it seems kinda fun
=> Slam yeah, its pretty fun when we get to the story, and the battles and all that :)
<Slam> well i looks forward to playin wtih you guys
=> Slam sweet
<Slam> i played D&D for like 2 years so i should do ok
=> Slam GREat! :)
<Slam> i always got exp bonus for role playing and puzzle and riddle solving
=> Slam oh that would be a welcome to the group.. so far gun is the only true "role player" here it seems.. everyone else is just along for the battles..  LOL
=> Slam Ironically enough..
<Slam> lol i loved D&D
<Slam> ive been looking for a game like it since i moved to texas
<Slam> D&D is one of the reasons i love cb ..... im way in to txt based and in your head kinda games
=> Slam hmm wel.. this isn't D&D, so it's more future based..  but I like it.. and I used to play D&D as well..
<Slam> which editon ?
=> Slam 2nd edition, and a little bit of 3rd edition
<Slam> me too
<Slam> it might take me a minute to get back into it all .... but once i get going it should be fun
=> Slam Thats cool, this game is fun because it's pretty streamlined..  not as much number crunching as D&D is.. but still lots of stuff to do..
<Slam> sweet .... the book is kinda funny and sracastic i like that
<Slam> and uh i have a smart phone so when i get the e-mail ill be able to get back at you any time of the day
=> Slam Yeah, it's a dark future game, its pretty fun.
=> Slam I've been playing it for about 10 years on & off I guess
<Slam> cept for 3rd and 4th period cuz there are too many comps and the wires kill cell signal
<Slam> well if you keep it interesting youll keep me following you
=> Slam I try to keep it interesting :)
=> Slam I was even trying to get this visual gaming tool thing going, called "maptool" but it requires lots of pictures to use it, and I don't have lots of pictures to use for cybergen.. so oh well..
<Slam> funny is key too ... i hate borring serious "DM" (dont know what else to call you)
=> Slam GM
<Slam> ok whats the G for ?
=> Slam game master ;)
<Slam> good deal masa
=> Slam And if you wanna see all the cybergen stuff
=> Slam go here: http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/CyberGeneration
=> Slam thats where I keep all the info for players about our game and cybergen in general...
<Slam> oh and btw im money and treasure hungry and love to fight front line style
=> Slam okay, thats fine too
<Slam> so ..... whats the picture for ?
=> Slam Just for kicks, for everyone to know what your character looks like.. 
=> Slam I give extra IP (improvement points, like experience points) for things like character image, character background
<Slam> so do i just send you a link for the pic or something?
=> Slam sure
=> Slam my email is verifex@gmail.com
<Slam> http://cronobreaker.deviantart.com/art/Skater-Punk-53019938   you think that would be a good pic?
=> Slam sure.. its pretty cool lookin actually..
<Slam> thats me then ... kinda future like i like it
<Slam> and a back ground .......
<Slam> can i get an example of a background?
=> Slam oh..  well let me see...
=> Slam In the future, most kids are orphans to the corporate machine that keeps their parents busy all the time, so theres no time for them...
<Slam> so instead of the kids being taken from the parents its vice versa?
=> Slam more or less, the parents are still there, but they are gone from home most all the time at work that kids don't really have much guidance from their parents... if they have parents...
<Slam> so are you going to be able to use that pic?
=> Slam yes..
<th00p> hi!
=> Slam I'm going to set up a character for you in the wiki..  do you know how to use wikipedia wikis?
<Slam> im not gonna lie .....
<th00p> is now not a great time to chat?
=> th00p not really.. I've got a ton of PM's going :)
=> th00p but feel free to CM me
<th00p> it can wait =)
<Slam> no
=> Slam thats okay, I can do it
=> Slam it's pretty simple to do though, so we can go over that later
<Slam> ok
<Slam> im good at learning comp stuff ... electronics are fun
=> Slam it's pretty easy..  I made a wiki template for cybergen characters so you don't have to make tables or any of that...
<Slam> alright sounds good to me
<Slam> so do you always just gm or do you sometimes play or control any sort of semi npc?
=> Slam I always GM... 
=> Slam and I do control lots of npcs usually
<Slam> dont you ever get bored with it i mean how often do you guys play ?
=> Slam every week...
<Slam> only once ?
=> Slam not realy.. its complicated enough
=> Slam yeah.. every thursday
<Slam> uh was that for me?
=> Slam uhh hmm?
<Slam> im gonna have with drawls
=> Slam hehehe
<Slam> i made my dm switch from once a week to 2- somtimes 4 games a week
=> Slam wow lol 
=> Slam I couldn't do that..  I'm too busy with work
<Slam> yea ..... so was he
<Slam> but i bought snacks so he decided it was cool lol
<Slam> so do you think ill be able to play next thursday
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=> Slam sure thing!
<Slam> good deal im excited
<Slam> http://s1.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=81937 will you go there so i get booty and gold ? im gonna turn you into a vampire momentarily
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