Monday, May 4, 2009

0096 CB CyberGen Session


- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    BadFish
    Verifex
    novice
    Hakai
    Artemis
    {King}Aether
    OddFish
<BadFish> fex :D
<Verifex> hiya
<novice> Fex!
<Artemis> yello
<Verifex> How's it going everybody?
<BadFish> groovy.
<BadFish> i took a long nap today so i could stay awake for cgen
<BadFish> i guess its just how i roll
<Verifex> Cool, yeah I just woke up from a nap a couple min ago.
<BadFish> food
<{King}Aether> so....did anything actually get done friday?
<Verifex> oh you mean thursday?
<{King}Aether> i left when it was friday here
<{King}Aether> XD
<BadFish> ugh just loaded the beer cans into my car... have to go drop em off somehwere, bbl
<Verifex> oook
<Verifex> So guys, why isn't everyone in mumble?
<Artemis> Because they're LOSERS
<Verifex> Okay, well.. umm do it?
<Artemis> You heard it Hakai, do it.
<Artemis> Aether join mumble
<Verifex> wait wait.. so hak and ob aren't actually here?
<{King}Aether> mumble doesn't want to launch for me fex
<{King}Aether> gimme a minute or 5
<Verifex> oh okay
<{King}Aether> ever since i reformatted my comp hates mumble
<{King}Aether> dbus daemon and mumble processes start
<{King}Aether> but mumble itself...doesn't
<Verifex> close em down with task manager.
<{King}Aether> i do
<Artemis> What mumble do you have Aether?
<Artemis> Mine does that sometimes too.
<{King}Aether> the new one titan
<Artemis> Oh well there goes my theory
<Artemis> (in ()'s everyone)
<BadFish> (yo mamma)
<Verifex> Yes, everyone into parenthesis.
<Artemis> (are you with us BF?)
<BadFish> (ofc)
<BadFish> (need more chicken, brb)
<Hakai> (/me throwas up all over all of you)
<OddFish> Alright guys, so...wanna try again and try to find a situation that's not already over with?
<Artemis> Umm I can give it a try, but it won't be easy.
<BadFish> What about using artemis as a police scanner?
<BadFish> Kewl
<Artemis> Well so, do you want me to listen into calls or do you want me to listen to the police scanner first?
<OddFish> let's try the police scanner this time, see if it works better
<Artemis> ok, I'll try
* novice smacks OB
<novice> (Jon was NEVER gone!)
<OddFish> (lies)
<Artemis> 19
<OddFish> (Jon was actually gone for a solid month before this past week or so when he started logging into chat but not actually doing anything)
<novice> (man my google docs is filled with the most useless drivel)
<BadFish> (in progress?)
<BadFish> (fex?)
<Artemis> Alright, I have a report of a burglary in progress guys.
<OddFish> wooooooo!
<BadFish> Get an address.
<OddFish> Let's go stop some burglars!
<Artemis> Uhmmm bad news, it's 6 miles away from here, the police would probably beat us there.
* BadFish frowns.
<OddFish> hmmmmmmm, that sucks.
<Artemis> Want me to keep listening?
<BadFish> chyeah
<OddFish> yeah man
<Artemis> Ok, will do, *Arty keeps listening
<BadFish> (/me uses his boner as a club and beats ob over the head)
<Verifex> Listening in, you hear another domestic disturbance, the address appears to be a ways away though.
<BadFish>  /facepalm, fex
<OddFish> (dammit all, why are all the criminals so far away)
<Verifex> So listening again, you hear another burglary within about a mile from your current location.
<OddFish> (wooooooooo!)
<Artemis> Alright, a burlary within a mile from here, let's go guys, hurry
<Artemis> burglarly
<Artemis> burglary*
<OddFish> hi ho OB, awayyyy
* OddFish revs the engine!
<OddFish> ....after you
* Artemis floors
<Artemis> floors it*
<BadFish> (am i on my bike?)
<Artemis> (damn it, I'm having a wonderful day for typing)
<Verifex> Alright, everyone heads off into the darkness
* OddFish zooms after Arty like a vicious mosquito chasing an ambulance with a slit neck victim inside
<BadFish> (am i on my bike?)
<{King}Aether> (i'm in the jetta which makes the easier for me ;P)
<Verifex> I believe so BF
<BadFish> (kewl)
<OddFish> Yo Lennie, did you catch where we're headed?
<Verifex> So, you guys head off, making the necessary course corrections to get there quickly.
<BadFish> (these cycles must be loud as fuck)
* novice wheels the jeep around a corner and heads towards the address
<Verifex> Heading there, you don't really see any mailboxes no, most of the area you are heading into is nice upscale apartments/condos.
<OddFish> (awwww. You spoil all my fun! :P)
<{King}Aether> (was ob playing mailbox baseball or something?)
<Verifex> The address you are heading for is a unit in the building up ahead.
<OddFish> (was going to )
<Verifex> Looking around, there appears to be a gated parking lot next to the building here, so you can park across the street or find a way into the lot.
* OddFish parks across the street
<Verifex> The rest of you guys?
* Artemis parks across the street
<Artemis> Looking at King: Looks like some more fence climbing, hopefully we won't have to help up little BF again huh, lol?
<{King}Aether> hope not
* OddFish hops off his bike and starts heading toward the building
<{King}Aether> and let's hope there isn't a security booth there
<Artemis> Yup, but let's go find out.
* Artemis gets out of the car and heads towards OB.
* {King}Aether gets out of the jetta and heads towards perron
* OddFish grins behind his mask.
<OddFish> Justice Teens, UNITE!
<Artemis> (perron*)
* Artemis puts on his mask
<OddFish> (my superhero name is Officer Brain, or OB)
* {King}Aether adjusts his hat and wig
<OddFish> (so OB works :D)
<Artemis> (really, that's sweet.)
<OddFish> (only good "OB" superhero name I could think of)
<Verifex> You guys head towards the building.
<BadFish> (orgasm bastard!)
<Verifex> It looks like a bunch of condos.
* Artemis looks for alarms and stuff.
* OddFish scans to see how many people are in the building
<Verifex> you have a range limit, but that doesn't stop you from scanning ;)
<Verifex> Scanning the area, you detect nobody in the immediate vicinity of the building.
<Verifex> Roll it badfish.
<Verifex> Everyone approaching the building, roll a get a clue.
<OddFish> it seems there are no guards out here, guys, so shouldnt be any securty people problems
<{King}Aether> 20
<Artemis> Ok I'll keep looking for any alarms I can pick up.
<OddFish> 25
<Artemis> 20
<BadFish> 20
<novice> 25
<Verifex> Artemis, you find there is a security system exposed on the front door, and surrounding area windows.
[CB1]Gun has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> you wish suckers!
<Verifex> But, what you all notice is that there appears to be a scuff mark on the front door.
[CB1]Gun left the room.
<OddFish> (wtf, Gun?)
<Verifex> Looking a bit closer, it appears as though the front door isn't as 'locked' as it appears to look from further away.
* OddFish walks up to the door and scans again inside the building
<BadFish> Hold on... I'm trying to create a scout that can do some reconiassance work...
<Artemis> Guys looks like someon is already inside, I don't think we have to worry about alarms.
<OddFish> (fail roll)
<novice> Who is on watch?
<OddFish> um....nobody
<OddFish> let's go in then Arty, we only have so long before the police arrive to give JUSTICE!
<Artemis> So, you guys ready to go in, remember we have to hurry before the cops get here.
<BadFish> I guess so.
* Artemis heads in.
* OddFish follows quietly behind
<BadFish> I wanted to use my superpower but I guess i can just whoop some ass instead.
* BadFish walks inside.
* {King}Aether follows
<OddFish> Make a swarm of wasps!
* OddFish chuckles
<Verifex> You can try again badfish
<BadFish> Kind of what i'm doing... hold on... *does some intricate hand gestures and summons a new scout!*
<OddFish> sweeet.
* OddFish creeps forward
<BadFish> That hand gesture thing is bullshit but I like to do it.
<OddFish> [19] scanning to check ahead
<Verifex> Okay, who all is going inside?
<OddFish> (me)
<BadFish> I am if i can make these damn scouts
<Artemis> (me)
<Verifex> Okay, you guys enter the building, there doesnt' appear to be anything unusual after entering the building, you see a lobby area with a bunch of mailboxes.
* OddFish follows Titan
* novice walks up along side titan
<OddFish> (err, Arty*)
<novice> (that too)
<BadFish> 18 to make a new scout
* BadFish summons a new wasp scout
<BadFish> Chyeah.
* OddFish puts his finger to his mask and whispers "shh, someone's coming"
<Verifex> The lobby has 2 hallways on either side a ways into the room, then an elevator at the opposite end of the room.
* BadFish walks silently up to ob while dealing w/ his scouts
* OddFish stands beside the doorframe and waits for them to walk out
* BadFish whispers, "Do we split up and search? There may be back ways out of the building that let them escape without us ever seeing them."
* {King}Aether stands beside ob
* {King}Aether with his baseball bat ready*
* BadFish summons a new scout
<BadFish> 18
* BadFish makes his scouts circle around his head in attack formation!
* OddFish steps out into the hallway
* BadFish presses up on the elevator.
<Verifex> A couple seconds later, a lady dressed in a black coat and wearing what looks like red spiky heels, and appears to have a good deal of makeup on walks out into the lobby.
<BadFish> (is she hawt?)
* novice steps in front of OB
<Verifex> Incredibly.
<Artemis> (how old is she?)
<BadFish> (omfg)
* {King}Aether puts the bat down
<OddFish> You! Are you burgling?
* BadFish pauses, his finger still on the elevator button.
* {King}Aether facepalms
<Artemis> (burglaring?)
<OddFish> (Y U STEP ALL IN FRONT OF ME)
<Verifex> Seeing the lot of you though, she screams and turns around in a half-ass attempt to run in her shoes.
* BadFish rushes at her to restrain her and ask her stuff.
* OddFish runs after her!
<{King}Aether> "miss wait up, these kids are just idiots
<BadFish> (someone help! yeah ob yeah!)
<Artemis> (roll for her trip, roll for her trip, lol)
<OddFish> 6 move
<Verifex> You catch up to her easily
<Artemis> I'm going to hold my hand on the elevator door so it won't shut.
<OddFish> ma'am! There's no need to scream, we're here to stop a burgling in progress!
<Artemis> (don't want anyone else coming down :P)
<Artemis> (how old is she fex?)
<Verifex> She cowers a bit when she sees the lot of you in masks.
<{King}Aether> no miss, keep screaming so these idiots stop playing superhero and leave
* BadFish scowls at aether
<Verifex> "Don't hurt me! I don't have much!"
<{King}Aether> (hey i look the most normal here)
<BadFish> maam, if i wanted to hurt you, I would! Tell me what you know so we can do our thing.
<Verifex> She looks like her mid twenties.
<OddFish> We're not going to hurt you, we're here to stop a reported burglary. We're superheroes! *beams*
<{King}Aether> don't worry miss these idiots don't assault people...
* BadFish grins at perron
* OddFish strikes a pose.
<BadFish> (where is hakai!!!)
<Artemis> (assault King, assault him)
<OddFish> (off getting her car.)
* Artemis looks in the elevator to see how many floors there are.
* novice wonders to himself how long we can stay out ofcorpsec jail doing stunts like this
<Verifex> "I don't know anything about any robbery, please let me go."
<OddFish> ( exactly 0 seconds after Fex loses his patience with our stunts )
* {King}Aether attempts to put his arm on her shoulder "don't worry miss, everything is fine" dc1 shock to stun
<BadFish> really? We listened on a police scanner that said there was a burglary in progress.
<BadFish> (WTF AETHER)
<Verifex> She doesn't have anything in her hands, and just has a teensy handbag over her shoulder.
<OddFish> (superhero rape. :()
<{King}Aether> (hey now dc 1 is 0 damage on like..half the rolls)
<Artemis> (King is now forever Chaotic Evil)
<OddFish> We're off to find the villain then!
* Artemis gets in the elevator "Better hurry up guys, I'm going"
* OddFish runs off dramatically, turning down the hall and trying to look heroic*
<OddFish> OH GOD THE ELEVATOR
* Artemis pushes all the buttons in the elevator.
* OddFish backpedals and runs for the elevator
* BadFish scowls at the idiot lady and runs into the elevator.
<OddFish> [I rolled a 5 for leaping dramatically to catch the elevator]
Raveshaw has joined the room.
<Artemis> (wow, that means you looked like an idiot.)
<OddFish> (most likely)
<OddFish> (get your ass in mumble! We're being heroes while King tries to rape a hot chick.)
<Verifex> The "attempt to put your arm around her" was unsuccessful
<Raveshaw> (lmao)
<Artemis> Once Perron and Badfish reach the elevator, I let the door shut.
<Verifex> "Okay, leave me alone,"  she looks scared
<novice> (sigh)
* novice is taking the stairs
<{King}Aether> alright miss...just go do oyur thing
<{King}Aether> the cops should be on their way anyways
<{King}Aether> is...this building non-smoking by the way?
* Artemis looks at Perron and Badfish "Ok guys, I selected every floor, either we all stay on the elevator looking at each floor to see if somethings wrong, or we split up"
<Verifex> Finding the stairs nov, you head up stairs.
* novice looks for an office with a view of the parking lot
* OddFish scans the immediate vicinity for people
<Verifex> Rave: After escaping from the previous house without much end result, you guys pursued another lead for a possible crime
<Verifex> You all drove to this building with upscale condos in it, and you waited outside to see if the cops were there yet while the rest of the group went inside.
<OddFish> eh...I can't tell enough from scanning to see where the burglary is at.
* OddFish dives from the elevator
<OddFish> to the stairs! Crimefighter OB, awayyyyyyyy
* OddFish runs for the stairway
<Raveshaw>  (i win)
* OddFish runs up the stairs for the 7th floor
<BadFish> (what floor are we on?)
<BadFish> (wtf?)
<BadFish> (why 7th floor)
<OddFish> (because that's where the burglary is.)
<BadFish> (oh.)
<OddFish> (mumble it up homie)
<BadFish> (lets go there then)
<Verifex> Nov, you see OB enter the stairwell up on the second floor.
* Raveshaw calls up artie
<Verifex> Novice and OB, you guys get up the stairs, and after a fair bit of exhaustive running up the stairs, you get to the 7th floor.
<Artemis> "Hello"
<Raveshaw> (then they flop onto the floor from exhaustion)
<Verifex> Meanwhile, Badfish and Artemis, you've already arrived at the 7th floor.
<Raveshaw> "Yo artie, where are you guys?"
<Artemis> "Getting ready to kick some butt, how's everything outside?"
<Raveshaw> "boring. i want to help. what floor are you guys on?"
<Artemis> BF, do you want to fight, or do you just want to watch the e-vator?
* OddFish crawls over to the rest of the group from the stairs, panting.
<OddFish> *wheeze* hi *gasp* guys
<Raveshaw> (xD)
<Artemis> "Hey Perron"
<Raveshaw> "i'm not perron!"
<Artemis> Should we block the stairs?
<Artemis> "Rave, I'm talking to Perron too.
* novice askes for the room number again through wheezes
<Raveshaw> "oh. well, what floor are you on?" and what room number are you going too?"
<Artemis> "7th floor, room 706
<Raveshaw> "oh that's right, i remember now. thanks man, i'll be right up"
<Verifex> Artemis, Badfish, Perron, Lennie roll Get a Clue
* novice heads towards 706 after checking the sign
<Artemis> It's room 706, should we block the stairs?
* Raveshaw looks around for the elevator
<Raveshaw> (how do you get back out?)
<Artemis> 19
<novice> [19 - GAC, oh how do I wish clues came this easy]
<OddFish> [20]
<Verifex> Rave, entering the lobby, you see a beautiful lady walk past hallway in the middle of the lobby and enter into the other hallway, on the opposite end of the lobby is a elevator.
<OddFish> (oh no, rave saw the beautiful lady)
<Verifex> Badfish did you roll?
* Raveshaw quickly examines her to see what kind of mood she is in
<Raveshaw> (how do i roll that?)
<Artemis> (subvocal?)
<Raveshaw> (i'm a bolter)
<Raveshaw> (i examine with my eyes)
<Artemis> (oh, lol)
<Raveshaw> (=P)
<Verifex> She looks like a person, you can't really tell what kind of mood she is in.
<OddFish> (scan her for mood! lol)
<Verifex> Upon seeing you though, she does continue walking down the hallway on the opposite end of the lobby.
* Raveshaw walks up to her and says "hey, have you heard of any sort of burglary going on in this building?"
<Verifex> As you start approaching her, she speeds up her gait, and you end up talking to her back instead.
<Raveshaw> (aw that bitch, thanks a lot aeth!)
<Raveshaw> excuse me miss!
<Verifex> She turns her head and says, "I think you just missed your friends going into the elevator."
<Raveshaw> oh, thanks
<Raveshaw> hey are you ok? why are you avoiding me?
<Raveshaw> (what's her ATT? =P)
<Verifex> And then she opens and enters the door down the hallway in a hurried fashion.
<Artemis> (extremely high)
<Verifex> She's very good looking.
<OddFish> (like 10 ATT, she's way too hot for you)
<OddFish> (just think of it like real life)
* Raveshaw chases after and asks her what's wrong
<OddFish> (yep, just like real life)
<Verifex> After heading down the hallway after her, you get there just in time to meet the closed door to the parking garage.
<Raveshaw> (so uhh, luci liu hott?)
* Raveshaw opens the door (xD)
<Verifex> It doesn't open.
* Raveshaw turns the knob?
<OddFish> (still just like real life)
<Raveshaw> (lol shut up man xD)
<Verifex> It has a electronic lock on it, you aren't sure how she opened it.
<novice> (electronic lock made by Ha Ha Industries)
* Raveshaw attemps to disable it with his bolt
<BadFish> (ugh sorry)
<Raveshaw> (8()
<novice> (hey at least Rave is distracted)
<OddFish> (true)
<Verifex> Alright, back to the rest of you guys...
* novice wonders if he's arrived at the room yet)
<OddFish> ("Rave's Stalker Adventure: Volume 1, in stores now!)
<Verifex> yeah I was waiting for BF to roll GAC
<Raveshaw> (lol)
<BadFish> (rolled an auto fail on gac)
<Verifex> Alright, everyone on the 7th floor hears what sounds like some loud noise coming from down the hallway, looking at the signs in the elevator lobby, it appears to be coming from down the hallway towards the room you are looking for.
<Verifex> Except for Badfish.. of course.
* OddFish runs for the noise!
* Artemis struts towards the noise!
<OddFish> sword drawn*
<BadFish> (do i notice where the others are going? Can i still go along?)
<Verifex> You do, and you can!
* Artemis puts his hand in his jacket and grabs the grip of his gun.
<{King}Aether> (i'm still outside by the jetta smoking)
<Verifex> Aether, roll GAC.
* Raveshaw is still attempting to disable the electronic lock with his electricity
<{King}Aether> 18
<Verifex> Roll bolt throwing then. and no more interrruptions!
<{King}Aether> (remaining clueless is awesome)
<Verifex> Aether, you hear what sounds like sirens.. in the distance.
<Raveshaw> (yes dear)
<OddFish> (crud, sirens!)
* {King}Aether debates phoning
<Artemis> We've got a little time.
* {King}Aether ......debates some more....
<Artemis> (shit, meant to be like this)
<Verifex> So, upon approaching the door, you can hear some shuffling inside coming from the crack in the door.
* novice (metagames moar)
<Verifex> Sounds like things are being moved around.
* {King}Aether waits a bit
<Artemis> (it was an accident nov)
* OddFish screams "VILLAIN!" and flings open the door
<Raveshaw> [31 bolt throwing]
<Artemis> (doors prolly locked dumbass)
<novice> (wasn't really talking to you Titan... but ok... I know you didn't mean to)
* {King}Aether phones lenny
<OddFish> (yeah, that would suck xD)
<OddFish> (but if it's a burglar, I doubt he locked the door behind him)
<Raveshaw> (what kind of burglar locks a door when they enter a house to steal?)
* novice answers
<Artemis> (I do_
<Artemis> (lol)
<{King}Aether> "hey farmboy?
<OddFish> (luke, use the force)
<{King}Aether> "cops are coming, might wanna get outta there"
* novice huffs "what"
<novice> "thanks"
<{King}Aether> "spread the word...or don't"
* novice kicks in the door
* {King}Aether hangs up
<OddFish> (I just flung it open!)
<OddFish> (how dare you kick my flung door)
<novice> (you suck eggs, and fex is too slow for it to be open!)
* novice enters the room and ... (wait for fex)
<Verifex> Okay, Lennie, you kick the door in.
<OddFish> (oh, fuck you too.)
* Artemis stands outside the door.
<Verifex> You guys can't both open the door, so I picked the more dramatic one.
<OddFish> (WTF.)
<OddFish> (* OddFish screams "VILLAIN!" and flings open the door)
<Raveshaw>  [31 bolt throwing]
<OddFish> (you and your weird definition of drama)
<{King}Aether> (novice managed to have a conversation with me first and kick the door in before you ob, gg.)
<BadFish> (WTF. I'm pissed hakai is sick now.)
<novice> (OB is a cleric now!)
<Raveshaw> (heal pl0x)
<{King}Aether> (that's more...paladin to me)
<novice> (too short)
<BadFish> (halfling paladin)
<novice> (napoleonic paladins!)
<OddFish> (I know right, Aeth? -.- I run, fling open the door, scream at the top of my lungs, then novice appears and kicks open the door. FUCK YOU, GAME!)
<Raveshaw> (halfling paladin is nerfed. best to reroll)
<Verifex> Okay jesus.
<Verifex> You and novice open the fucking door.
<{King}Aether> (always go human, extra points)
<OddFish> (sweet, I'm upgraded to Jesus)
<Verifex> however you also scream as you open the door.
<Artemis> (K, what do we see?)
<OddFish> (yaaa)
<novice> (3.5 has good options for SOME other races)
<novice> (guys with masks and guns, and the guns have masks)
<Verifex> Inside, the room things are obviously strewn about.
<Verifex> You see clothing and magazines and other assorted things in the space near the doorway.
<Verifex> WHAT THE FUCK?
<OddFish> (your mask could have a gun. :P)
<OddFish> (hexite mask gun!)
<Artemis> (did mumble just quit working?)
<OddFish> (yup)
<novice> (works here)
<OddFish> (*novice shapes his nose into a barrel, stuffs in a bullet, and then sneezes. BANG!)
* Artemis upon the door being opened pulls out his gun.
<OddFish> (any people?)
* novice begins to clear the room
* OddFish walks in looking for a burglar
<Artemis> Me follows OB, watching his back.
<Verifex> The front room appears to have furniture moved around a bit, you can hear some shuffling coming from the other room.
* OddFish runs full speed for the other room!
<Verifex> And entering into the front room of the place, you suddenly don't hear anything, and see the room is very cluttered.
<Artemis> (Here's someone King could've raped if he wanted to :P)
<Raveshaw> (it's a trap!)
* BadFish speeds over behind ob with his wasps circling
* Artemis waits menacingly
<BadFish> (its a giant spider wearing a diaper!)
<BadFish> (and a shower cap!)
<Verifex> Okay, here's the room layout: http://is.gd/ww0v
* OddFish scans to find the burglar/villain
<OddFish> [14]
* Artemis heads towards where he heard the noise coming from.
* BadFish attempts to summon a 4th scout...
<OddFish> (ditto, but I figure if I scan he'll gimme an exact location)
<OddFish> this way guys!
* BadFish creates Ginger, the red jelly
* OddFish turns and races for the master bedroom, sword held high over his head
* BadFish gathers his scouts around him and runs along behind Perron
<Raveshaw> (so mumble ain't working?)
<BadFish> (yah it is)
* Artemis follows OB.
<OddFish> (it is working, but maybe not for you?)
<Raveshaw> (could y'all hear me?0
<Raveshaw> )
<OddFish> (you don't seem to be in mumble, leave/rejoin)
<Raveshaw> (i was though)
* novice heads towards the bedroom on the left (#2)
<BadFish> Groove is here to whoop some ass.
<Verifex> Alright, Lennie, you bust into the bedroom on the left, to find it cluttered and everything moved around all over the place.
<Verifex> Theres a bed here, and it looks as though the bed was ripped up with some kind of sharp object.
<BadFish> (lol noone went with nov?)
<Verifex> Perron, upon entering the master bedroom, you see the place has been mostly searched through, and there is a lot of stuff flung onto the ground here.
* novice checks the bathroom and continues on checking the left side of the place
<novice> (afk)
* BadFish checks the walk-in closets
* OddFish scans to see where the burglar has gone off to now
<OddFish> [18 - burglechasing]
* Artemis continues to follow OB.
<BadFish> (creating another scout
<BadFish> (rolled another 1...)
<BadFish> (i need a supersuit!)
<Verifex> Well, upon entering the room OB, you don't see him, after scanning, you determine he must be in the master bedroom somewhere.
<OddFish> VILLAIN! Come forth, I know you are hiding!
* OddFish begins looking for the burglar
<Artemis> Upon hearing this, Arty goes to the door.
<Artemis> "Alright, I got the door blocked, he's not going anywhere"
* BadFish creates Serendipity, the white beholder-shaped scout
<OddFish> Hey Fishy, send those scouts around to find him!
<BadFish> Cant. they have no independent vision.
<BadFish> They're simply made for swarming opponents.
<Raveshaw> ($10 says he pulls an aeth and jumps out the window)
<OddFish> ahhh.
<BadFish> If i had more time i'd create more complex mininos.
<BadFish> minions*
<BadFish> think of them as remote control piss-ant annoying planes
<OddFish> except that one on the ceiling.
<BadFish> Ginger? I wouldn't worry about Ginger.
<OddFish> VILLAIN!
* OddFish kicks a bed.
<BadFish> The cops are going to be here soon.
<Raveshaw> (send them to swarm all over and hope the villain gets scared or something)
<BadFish> (retarded)
<BadFish> (i only have 5, that's less than 1 per room in the place
<BadFish> )
<Artemis> (you should know that he's in the master bedroom, since OB's been shouting villian
<Artemis> )
* novice heads towards the sound of OB shouting
<BadFish> (What? he's just looking for the guy)
<Raveshaw> (back in 10)
<Verifex> Perron, upon entering the main room, a guy rushes at you from around the corner.  This guy is dressed in a grey long-slieved shirt, black pants, and appears to be wearing some glasses, he looks like he's in his mid 30's, and has a fairly rough complexion.  He has a big knife in both hands and he appears to be running at you with both of them ready to strike.
<OddFish> ((HOMG BIRD IS THE WORD ON FAMILY GUY ON TELEVISION RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!))
<Verifex> Roll initative Perron and Badfish
<Artemis> (not me?)
<OddFish> 13...dammit
<Verifex> Are you in the master bedroom too?
<BadFish> 13
<Artemis> (yes, standing inside of the door)
<Verifex> Okay, then you too.
<Artemis> 19
<Verifex> Novice, you can hear the rustling from the other room as well
* novice already said he was running that way
<BadFish> * novice heads towards the sound of OB shouting
<Verifex> Okay, novice, you roll initative too.
<BadFish> (good we have novice...)
<novice> [17]
<Verifex> Okay, Artemis, you go first.
<BadFish> We should block off the window perron! Don't let him escape!
<OddFish> (are you kidding, I wanna throw him out the window)
<OddFish> (how awesome when the police show up and the burglar's on the ground outside the window, fell 7 stories)
* Artemis pulls off two shots aimed at the madman's face
<Verifex> Well, from this angle, OB is there, so you can shoot at the bad guy, if you miss though, you might hit OB.
<Artemis> (I'm ok with that.)
<Verifex> You get penalties for the aiming.
<Artemis> (I know)
<Artemis> (4 right)
<BadFish> (the called shot penalty?)
* Artemis aims for the body instead.
<BadFish> (nice, pegged him)
<novice> (http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/giving_up.html)
<Verifex> Okay, you hit him, roll damage.
<Artemis> 16, 8 damage
<Verifex> Alright Artemis, you hit him in the chest, he looks visibly hurt from the shot, but he's still kickin
* novice tackles him
* BadFish sends Ginger the red jelly directly over the battle.
<BadFish> Novice, hold him!
<BadFish> Lenny!*
<BadFish> (Dammit)
<novice> [SF 8 + REF 8 + Roll 2= 18)
<Artemis> (wow, you miss, you're going to kill OB, YES)
<OddFish> (OB is Neo, blasphemer!)
<Verifex> Lennie, you jump the guy and you miss.
<Raveshaw> (in the process of missing, you fall to the ground and break both of your legs. the crack of the bone is so loud that it deafens you and your eyes explode due to the pressure of your face hitting the floor)
<OddFish> (holy shit, he is super reflexed)
<OddFish> [26] to dodge the incoming attack.
* Raveshaw breaks through the electronic door
<novice> (monorail... monorail!
<novice> )
<Raveshaw> bastard
<OddFish> (dammit, I have a sword that is as powerful as a...knife)
* Raveshaw walks to the elevator and presses the call button
<BadFish> (They both do the same thing ob... cut)
<OddFish> (being hacked with a big sword should be slightly stronger than being stabbed with a little knife.)
* OddFish winces
<BadFish> (Its a big knife, and ur sword cant be too much bigger, ur 11, ur like as big as young link.)
<OddFish> (it's a rather large sword, actually)
<Raveshaw> (CGen is not a kroean game. therefore, the same rules do not apply)
<Raveshaw> (korean)
<OddFish> [22] to smack him with the flat of the blade
<OddFish> [6] for damage [5+1 body mod]
<OddFish> (DC4)
* novice (taps his foot)
<BadFish> Go my pretties!
<Raveshaw> (i ain't going anywhere)
<OddFish> (he will soon)
<Raveshaw> (and i ain't YOUR pretty)
<OddFish> (you're damn straight there, nobody confuses you with pretty! ;))
<Raveshaw> (get your emphesis' right)
<BadFish> scout horde=9,5,8,5 for attacking eyes
<Raveshaw> * Raveshaw walks to the elevator and presses the call button
* Artemis shoots twice again at the man's chest.
<BadFish> (how many times can u shoot in a round?)
<Artemis> 17 x 2
<Artemis> (depends on the weapon)
<Artemis> ( with my pistol twice)
<OddFish> (if you miss, or if he doesn't die, I'm going to use all my luck for a killing blow)
<Artemis> (ok, it'll either kill him, or he is one strong mother fer)
<Artemis> 5 and 1
<OddFish> (he seems to be a pretty strong mother fer)
<Verifex> He's hit and doesn't appear to get phased by it.
<Verifex> So.. Novice you're up.
<novice> (I'm standing next to him I assume after standing up?)
<Verifex> Yes.
<novice> (R5 + SF 4 + REF 8 = 17
<BadFish> Lenny! Hold him down and i can drop a spike on his head. *Points at his red slime pet on the ceiling.*
<novice> (1 for damage, WOOO...hoo...FUCK)
* OddFish gives the burglar a sound kick to the face
* Artemis shoots at his body twice again.
<BadFish> (/me goes to cry in a corner)
<OddFish> (poor fishy.)
<BadFish> (use all ur luck titan its 2:15)
<Artemis> 16 , 16
<OddFish> (Kill your scouts and create Optimus Prime with the rest of your luck, Badfish)
<BadFish> (i wish)
<BadFish> (Can barely make one that flies)
<OddFish> (Optimus Prime doesn't fly.)
<OddFish> (:D)
<BadFish> (yeah but he has all 5 senses, lol)
<BadFish> (maybe not smell)
<OddFish> (we could say no smell or touch or taste)
<OddFish> (just 2 senses, sight and sound)
<Artemis> 2 and 8
<BadFish> (ok, 10 dc for 2 senses, i'll want it to have max move so 4 more=14, and i'd want it to operate independently and have moderate perception, which adds like another 20 difficulty, far far out of possibility)
* novice asks him if he's had enough
<Verifex> "Get the fuck offa me!"
* novice finishes crushing him
* Artemis shouts "Break him in freaking two)
<OddFish> (Why would you want optimus prime to have max move?)
<Artemis> "(
<Artemis> **
<novice> {18 - SF] [8 dmg]
<BadFish> (here's where we learn he's the owner of the house)
<novice> (yeah, but we've already shot the guy, have to kill him now)
<OddFish> (lmao, that would be awesome badfish)
<OddFish> (superhero tragedy)
<BadFish> (well i totally see fex doing it in fact i have a strong suspicion that is the case but i hope i'm wrong)
<OddFish> (nope, pretty sure the owner of the house wouldn't be trashing it and walking around with 2 big knives)
<BadFish> (maybe he was hiding, and had armed himself when he realized burglars were in the house.)
<novice> [19 - JS]
<BadFish> (its what i would do-grab 2 big knives and hide somewhere... if noticed, go apeshit)
<OddFish> (lol)
<BadFish> (see now ur nto so sure about it!)
<BadFish> (you're thinking uhoh we just killed an innocent guy.)
<OddFish> (we'll discover that the burglar escaped in a red dress and carrying the loot in her handbag)
<Artemis> Alright nice work guys, see what he's got on him.
<BadFish> We better book ass. cops will be here soon.
<OddFish> I'm with fishy, no time, let's beat it
<novice> Lets get the hell out of there, cops are on the way, we should go down to the 2nd floor and wait for them to go up
<BadFish> good idea lenny.
<BadFish> lead the way.
<Artemis> It'll take like two seconds *Arty, walks over and searches the body.
<BadFish> well get to the second floor when you're done art.
<OddFish> alright, well you know where we'll be
* novice drops him after Art picks his pockets
<Raveshaw> ahoy, what's going on?
<novice> `We're leaving, done our duty and moving on
<BadFish> leave. burglar has been incapacitated and cops are on the way. some decent loot.
<Raveshaw> goddamn it.
<BadFish> dont fuck around next time.
<BadFish> we needed you, things almost got heavy.
<Artemis> But, most importantly Justice has triumphed in the face of evil.
<Raveshaw> man! i saw this hott ass woman and damn man, she took me to her apartment and everything! it was AWESOME!
<BadFish> maybe you should go back.
<Raveshaw> naw she had to go do something else
<{King}Aether> "yo?"
<Raveshaw> we had a fun time though
<Artemis> Let's take the stairs, they're safer
<BadFish> interesting.
<Raveshaw> pfft, why?
<{King}Aether> (i heard novice phoning me?)
<OddFish> Pfft, the cops aren't riding the elevator up, but they'll go up the stairs
* Artemis heads to the second floor from the stairs.
<BadFish> cops will SURELY send at least one man uyp the stairs man.
<OddFish> I'm taking the elevator
<BadFish> better to take elevator.
<{King}Aether> "Cops are here"
<Raveshaw> elevator i think is better, because then they can't use it if we are already using it
<{King}Aether> "might be smart to..unmask"
<BadFish> true.
<BadFish> it'll stop where we want it to first.
<Raveshaw> let's jump out the window from here
* OddFish removes his mask
<BadFish> yes... unmask all!
* BadFish takes off his mask.
* Raveshaw takes off his mask
<OddFish> Lenny, you might want to de-armor too
<novice> (armor covered wth spray skin)
<Raveshaw> unequip that armor
<OddFish> (no mask??)
<Raveshaw> (go to your inventory screen and take it off)
<OddFish> (I thought you armored a mask up, nov)
* OddFish waits for the cops to head to floor 7, figuring they'll head to the reported area
<novice> Aether: how many cops?
<{King}Aether> 1 car...apparently
<{King}Aether> i'd say....2 cops...they usually travel like that
<BadFish> In swarms. Like insects.
BadFish left the room.

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Enjoy your stay!





[8:12:08 PM] From Server: Space Ghost Coast to Coast:
Moltar, what's our depth?
20,000 leagues, sir.
Take us to twenty-one thousand.
(gasp) But why?
Because it's more fantastical.


[8:13:07 PM] Joined server: Titan.


[8:13:07 PM] Titan entered channel.


[8:13:07 PM] Titan is now muted.


[8:19:14 PM] Joined server: novice.


[8:19:14 PM] novice entered channel.


[8:21:42 PM] From Titan: Hakai must be afk, and this is everyone else.


[8:22:02 PM] From Titan: except for Aether, and I think he's afk too.


[8:22:11 PM] To tree Space Ghost Coast to Coast: Oh.. okay.


[8:22:13 PM] Joined server: Hakai.


[8:22:13 PM] Hakai entered channel.


[8:22:30 PM] From Titan: OB should be home from work soon.


[8:23:11 PM] From Titan: No you're playing CGen, turn on your F'ing T V


[8:23:22 PM] From Titan: off* F U


[8:24:20 PM] From IA: There we go, turned off the popups.


[8:24:36 PM] From Titan: I'm still in 1.1.7


[8:24:57 PM] From Titan: less government control the better


[8:26:09 PM] From IA: Indeed.


[8:27:01 PM] Joined server: Aether.


[8:27:01 PM] Aether entered channel.


[8:27:05 PM] From Aether: got it


[8:27:17 PM] From Titan: Start start start


[8:29:32 PM] From IA: I'm watching May and Oz argue.


[8:33:07 PM] From Titan: fex fex fex fex fex


[8:33:43 PM] From Titan: ready to start?


[8:34:02 PM] From Titan: so did I


[8:34:26 PM] From Badfish: back


[8:35:06 PM] From Badfish: the rainbow club?


[8:35:15 PM] From Titan: no he works at the other one


[8:35:25 PM] From Aether: i have no clue where i am


[8:36:13 PM] Joined server: OddBird.


[8:36:13 PM] OddBird entered channel.


[8:36:37 PM] From IA: Veri's making up for lost time, it seems.


[8:36:41 PM] From Aether: if fuck around hour keeps happening i can't keep playing ob XD


[8:37:14 PM] From Aether: i'm with the superheros and i have no clue what they're doing or what danger i'm in XD


[8:38:14 PM] From Titan: Shouldn't you ask me?


[8:38:21 PM] From Aether: (i wasn't here but..)hells no


[8:38:31 PM] From Titan: type it in chat.


[8:39:03 PM] From Aether: lick my balls, i haven't showered in a few days, so it'll have a little extra flavor for yout titan


[8:40:08 PM] From Aether: titan gets to scan again as far as i know


[8:40:50 PM] From Titan: hello


[8:42:54 PM] From Titan: 19 posted in chat.


[8:44:41 PM] From OddBird: LISTN HARDUR


[8:44:48 PM] From Titan: I have report of a 1053 at 214 ramrod street


[8:45:06 PM] From Hakai: What is, " LISTN HARDUR"?


[8:45:15 PM] From OddBird: damn girl


[8:45:16 PM] From Titan: I want to keep listening


[8:45:25 PM] From OddBird: sound it out


[8:45:52 PM] From Hakai: listen harder?


[8:46:00 PM] From IA: Maybe Hakai doesn't speak Southern.


[8:46:08 PM] From OddBird: you win Hakai!


[8:46:12 PM] From Aether: 1053? sounds lame


[8:46:18 PM] From Hakai: wewt


[8:46:39 PM] From Badfish: lets sit and listen for sumthing else


[8:46:42 PM] From Aether: (error service request timeout go fex)


[8:46:44 PM] From OddBird: my coworkers and boss tonight told me I look like the gay guy from Sweet Home Alabama. :(. Among other actors.


[8:46:45 PM] From Titan: Ok, well I'll just ignore that and listen for something new. And while this is happening I want to google the numbers at the same time, so I can get a really good idea of what's going on.


[8:48:56 PM] From Titan: Do I hear the address?


[8:49:04 PM] From Badfish: is the burglary in progress?


[8:49:39 PM] From Titan: How close is it to our current location?


[8:50:13 PM] From Badfish: how far are the police from the situation?


[8:50:19 PM] From Badfish: i wanna get there before them


[8:50:32 PM] From OddBird: Will ExtenZ really give me a superpenis?


[8:50:49 PM] From Titan: yes


[8:50:54 PM] From IA: Only if you sign up for the monthly payments.


[8:51:08 PM] From OddBird: awesome! I wanna impale someone!


[8:51:19 PM] From OddBird: Fear the spear!


[8:52:31 PM] From Badfish: i use mine as a club.


[8:52:44 PM] From Badfish: more like a bat actually.


[8:53:10 PM] From Titan: I'd use mine like a straw :P


[8:53:35 PM] From Aether: i'd have thought with gun gone...the cock fights would stop


[8:54:11 PM] From Badfish: you were oh so wrong


[8:55:31 PM] From OddBird: eh, fex is gone, so why not play cock fights until he returns


[8:55:49 PM] From Badfish: /me brandishes his sabre so to speak


[8:55:59 PM] From Titan: Ok, fex, I continued to lisen for another crime.


[8:56:27 PM] From Titan: what? yeah that's what I figured


[8:57:31 PM] To tree CJen: CB Chat


[8:57:54 PM] From Titan: what about it.


[9:01:47 PM] From IA: No mailboxes?


[9:02:34 PM] From Badfish: together yeah


[9:06:16 PM] From Badfish: upscale apartments/condos you say fex? hakai are you here?


[9:10:02 PM] IA is now muted and deafened.


[9:10:04 PM] From Aether: did...anyone head out to the condo, i'm not oging over first


[9:12:55 PM] Left server: Badfish.


[9:13:06 PM] Joined server: Badfish.


[9:13:06 PM] Badfish entered channel.


[9:13:06 PM] Badfish is now muted.


[9:13:28 PM] From Titan: Is Hakai coming?


[9:13:59 PM] To CJen: you're always close enough to scan..


[9:14:18 PM] From OddBird: 18


[9:14:30 PM] From Badfish: how do i roll to create a flying scout that can go inside the b uilding?


[9:14:48 PM] From Aether: check the scoutr page fish


[9:14:58 PM] From Badfish: doin it


[9:16:10 PM] From Badfish: can i roll multiple times just to make it right away or do i have to try to make all its attributes at once and if i fail i start over?


[9:16:31 PM] To CJen: it's all at once or nothing.


[9:16:38 PM] From Badfish: balls.


[9:16:42 PM] From OddBird: 25


[9:16:54 PM] To tree CJen: But if you fail, you can try again in another minute or so.


[9:17:14 PM] From Titan: 20 gac


[9:17:18 PM] From Badfish: 20 gac


[9:17:53 PM] From Badfish: ok so whats the min i have to roll to make a flying scout with good vision?


[9:18:06 PM] From Badfish: that is the question


[9:18:09 PM] From Aether: vision comes when yo uactuaqlly look through it fish





[9:18:18 PM] From Aether: actually*












[9:18:28 PM] From Aether: just scout with sight = 20


[9:18:41 PM] From Aether: when you look it requires a roll for the quality you see


[9:19:02 PM] From Badfish: and to create a flying scout you have to add the vision and flying dc rolls together?


[9:19:19 PM] From Aether: yeah yo utake movement + 5 per sense





[9:19:54 PM] From Badfish: ugh ok so i roll for movement first?


[9:20:03 PM] From Aether: no it's all one roll


[9:20:38 PM] From Badfish: ok i rolled a 15 can i use that to make a scout taht can scout the building?


[9:22:00 PM] To CJen: A flying scout without vision?


[9:22:17 PM] From Badfish: gay


[9:22:37 PM] From Badfish: tell me when i can try again fex


[9:24:36 PM] From Badfish: fex


[9:24:53 PM] From Badfish: can i use my previous roll to createa scout so I have 2 now since i rolled again, got a 14 btw


[9:26:27 PM] From Badfish: i missed if you answered my q fex


[9:26:43 PM] From Aether: screw flying and get a wall crawler fish XD


[9:26:56 PM] To CJen: you can't create a scout and then add new abilities to it without rolling the full extent of the probes ability.


[9:27:03 PM] From Badfish: should I? Does fighting ability add dc?


[9:27:34 PM] From Badfish: just tell me what to roll so i can make 2 flyign scouts that can attack a guy's head to distract him


[9:27:39 PM] To CJen: so.. for instance, you could create a flying probe.. fly it up to X by your own sight (not the sight of the probe) and then attempt to make it into something new.


[9:28:06 PM] From Badfish: but i can have multiple scouts at the same time yes


[9:28:13 PM] To CJen: Very much so.


[9:28:18 PM] From Aether: yeah make a vanilla scout the turn it into something pointy so it falls on someone, gravity > you


[9:28:37 PM] From Badfish: i was just saying can i use the 15 i rolled before to make a scout or is it just wasted


[9:28:52 PM] From Badfish: and can they attack or do i have to do like aether said


[9:28:57 PM] To CJen: You have one flying scout but without any other senses.


[9:29:05 PM] From Badfish: but i can control it right


[9:29:12 PM] To CJen: the second roll, what was that for?


[9:29:24 PM] From Badfish: to create a new scout, a wall crawler it seems since 15 is for flying


[9:29:34 PM] From Badfish: and i got 14


[9:29:46 PM] To CJen: Okay, what other senses did you put on it?


[9:30:17 PM] From Badfish: does it have to have senses if i can control it like psychically? Or do i have to control it like first-person so it must have senses for me to ues it to attack/distract?


[9:31:11 PM] To CJen: Badfish, you can use it like a remote control car, but.. like a remote control car, if you can't see it, you can't very well control it.


[9:31:33 PM] To CJen: That's why giving it vision is important in most cases.


[9:31:49 PM] From Badfish: ok then the first scout is a flyer with no senses and i'm having it stay flying near my head and i'll send it at someone that fucks wit meh.


[9:31:53 PM] From Titan: Unless you use the "moving without visual"


[9:32:36 PM] From Badfish: 2nd is a wall crawler with 4 move, does that mean it can move independently or just how fast it is? And does the flyer i created have 0 move but i can still move it?


[9:32:41 PM] To CJen: Moving without visual is akin to moving along the ground without visual.


[9:33:04 PM] From Aether: scout move sat...= your move stat...


[9:33:25 PM] From Badfish: oh, it says move=1/point(max=probe ops stat) on the dc table...


[9:34:21 PM] From Badfish: oh... well then destroy them both. i have to roll higher so i can give em some move.


[9:34:43 PM] From Badfish: 19 this time. flyer with 4 move


[9:35:01 PM] From Badfish: and i can use it as a remote control thing to fly in their face right?


[9:35:05 PM] From Titan: while badfish is doing this I'm continuing forward in the house


[9:35:25 PM] From Titan: OB scan ASAP


[9:36:01 PM] From Titan: Fex, can I multi task while walking to listen into the police scanner to see how close they are getting?


[9:36:26 PM] From Aether: brb i walk with ob while i'm gon


[9:36:43 PM] From Badfish: ok tell me when i can make another scout fex


[9:37:46 PM] From Badfish: wait what did fex just say i had music on like a moron


[9:38:05 PM] From Badfish: all right then.


[9:38:20 PM] From Badfish: 18=flyer with 3 move


[9:38:33 PM] From Titan: brb


[9:38:49 PM] To OddBird: () Alright, scanning ahead you detect someone approaching from the right down the hallway.


[9:40:38 PM] From Badfish: another 18, a flyer with 3 move again


[9:41:13 PM] From Aether: can't i just..baseball bat smash...


[9:41:36 PM] From Titan: OB, so where are the people out


[9:41:56 PM] From Badfish: i summon the elevator fex


[9:46:00 PM] From Titan: fex, how old is she?


[9:47:50 PM] From Titan: fex, I asked how many floors the elevator shows.


[9:47:56 PM] From Titan: frisk her OB :P


[9:49:14 PM] From Aether: fex umm....1 damage stun


[9:49:24 PM] From Aether: (wanted a 0)


[9:49:57 PM] From Aether: * {King}Aether attempts to put his arm on her shoulder "don't worry miss, everything is fine" dc1 shock to stun


[9:50:12 PM] From Aether: tell me if that failed fex


[9:51:08 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.


[9:51:08 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.


[9:51:52 PM] From Aether: * drop the bat and puts his hands up *


[9:52:15 PM] From Titan: badfish, you coming to the elevator?


[9:52:24 PM] From Badfish: i put it in chat titan


[9:52:34 PM] From Aether: seriously miss we're not trying to do anything


[9:52:54 PM] From Aether: everyone ran off while i occupy the hot chick...nice


[9:53:07 PM] From Titan: figured you'd want to be alone


[9:53:29 PM] From Aether: rofl, thanks ob...good to know that's how i'm viewed


[9:53:47 PM] From Aether: does my char have a pack of condoms in his inventory? no.


[9:54:06 PM] From Aether: rofl.


[9:54:18 PM] From Titan: After you rape her, she'll surely get an abortion.


[9:54:31 PM] From Aether: she can probably afford it.


[9:54:42 PM] From Aether: but i digress, no rape.


[9:56:16 PM] From Aether: rofl..i'm just talking to the woman...how am i offending people, you people have horrible preconceptions of me


[9:56:29 PM] From OddBird: lol, you tried to stun her! xD


[9:56:32 PM] From Titan: conceptions*


[9:56:42 PM] From Raveshaw: nobody knows where the hell i am??


[9:56:54 PM] From Aether: well hey who's more likely to call the cops, a scared rich lady or a stunned rich lady


[9:57:42 PM] From Titan: we're raping women


[9:58:07 PM] From Aether: so fex..does the lady just run off or what? XD


[9:58:17 PM] From Titan: OB BF chat.


[9:58:26 PM] From OddBird: [16] I scanned for nearby people again


[10:00:30 PM] From Titan: BF, O


[10:00:58 PM] From Titan: OB, BF you guys going to answer me in chat?





[10:01:12 PM] From Titan: BF?


[10:02:52 PM] From Titan: now you going to answer me?


[10:04:19 PM] From OddBird: [11]


[10:04:58 PM] From Titan: Yes.


[10:05:20 PM] From Titan: well, you didn't tell me I knew where it was >_


[10:05:39 PM] From Aether: and fex never finished what the lady did =o


[10:05:48 PM] From Raveshaw: is there halloween in the future?


[10:05:49 PM] From Titan: Umm, hold on, I'm going to Arcane elevator real quick, do me a favor, and tell it to go to 7th floor.


[10:06:15 PM] From Aether: mmmkay.... * heads out of the building and back to the jetta for a cigarette


[10:06:31 PM] From Aether: night hak


[10:06:48 PM] From Titan: 23 talk to me


[10:07:10 PM] From Titan: 18 for do me a favor


[10:07:30 PM] From Titan: ha, I'm going to beat you OB :P


[10:08:46 PM] From Badfish: where the fuck is hakai?


[10:09:23 PM] From Titan: No way.


[10:10:07 PM] From Badfish: when i'm in the same room, yes


[10:10:26 PM] From Titan: we should tell some people to stay in the stairs, so they don't get away down the stairs.


[10:10:43 PM] From Badfish: elevator


[10:10:45 PM] From Titan: evator


[10:10:53 PM] From Aether: i'm out...infront of the building...by the jetta, i win.


[10:10:53 PM] From Badfish: balling


[10:11:09 PM] From Badfish: you lose


[10:11:23 PM] From Titan: you should type it ballin' or steven hawkings says it dumb


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[10:12:43 PM] Left server: Aether.





[10:12:56 PM] From Server: CJen:


[10:14:44 PM] From Titan: badfish, you didn't answer me in chat.


[10:15:42 PM] From Titan: Room number fex?


[10:16:52 PM] From Titan: 19 GAC


[10:20:41 PM] From Titan: Badfish, GAC


[10:21:02 PM] From Titan: Badfish fails his GAC since he can't get a clue in real life


[10:23:40 PM] From Titan: BADFISH!!!


[10:25:00 PM] From Titan: soi soi soi soi


[10:25:17 PM] From Titan: I'm trying to wake up BF


[10:25:43 PM] From Badfish: lots to do still before bed srry i'm afk a lot


[10:25:55 PM] From Titan: roll GAC


[10:26:18 PM] From Badfish: insta-fail


[10:32:33 PM] From Badfish: so wtf is going on


[10:32:47 PM] From Badfish: so iws there a burglar


[10:33:03 PM] From Badfish: and where the eff is hakai


[10:33:15 PM] From OddBird: we'll never know, because a burglar just burgled fex's house and KO'd him from behind. Also, Hakai is GONE


[10:33:20 PM] From OddBird: she went to bed, badfish


[10:33:32 PM] From Badfish: OMG wtf why


[10:33:40 PM] From OddBird: because she's sick


[10:33:54 PM] From Titan: BC SIS A SID A U


[10:34:07 PM] From OddBird: wtf.


[10:34:14 PM] From Badfish: soi?


[10:36:29 PM] IA is now muted.


[10:36:32 PM] IA is now unmuted.


[10:37:03 PM] From IA: It's quiet.


[10:37:13 PM] From Titan: tooooo quiet


[10:37:43 PM] From IA: Veronica needed attention?


[10:38:08 PM] From OddBird: Fex was off fapping and missed like...3 pages of chat


[10:38:10 PM] From IA: I'm well aware.


[10:38:30 PM] Left server: Badfish.


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[10:38:57 PM] Left server: Hakai.


[10:38:58 PM] Left server: novice.


[10:39:03 PM] Joined server: Aether.


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[10:39:05 PM] Badfish is now muted.


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[10:39:06 PM] Titan is now muted.


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[10:39:18 PM] OddBird entered channel.


[10:39:24 PM] From IA: You kicked the server, didn't you.


[10:40:21 PM] From Titan: what's the wtf about?


[10:40:42 PM] From Titan: yeah, you broked it.


[10:44:05 PM] From Badfish: so we're to the left of the bathroom?


[10:44:24 PM] From Badfish: true, the master bath then


[10:45:14 PM] To OddBird: () there appears to be someone in the room to the right of you, possibly the master bedroom.


[10:45:17 PM] From Badfish: wall crawler with 7 move, will stay with me crawling on the cieling directly above my head


[10:46:37 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.


[10:46:37 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.


[10:46:49 PM] From Titan: hello


[10:46:50 PM] From Badfish: omg this is sweet i can have 12 scouts?!!


[10:47:21 PM] From Titan: Fex, leave v-ronica alone


[10:47:36 PM] From Badfish: i need to get a special suit made so i can hold 12 flying scouts in it without them being visible and i can release em on command and swarm shit!


[10:48:06 PM] From Raveshaw: can a metal canteen do that?


[10:48:09 PM] From OddBird: better yet, get novice to sew hooks onto a suit, and then make your scouts flying with hooks


[10:48:18 PM] From Badfish: good call


[10:48:47 PM] From Raveshaw: verifex when you're ready, i rolled a 31 on bolt throwing


[10:48:47 PM] From Badfish: summoning another


[10:49:01 PM] From Badfish: ugh, insta-fail on scout roll


[10:51:23 PM] From Badfish: i'm going to check the walkin closets fex


[10:53:26 PM] From Badfish: creating another scout


[10:53:37 PM] From Badfish: another insta-fail...


[10:53:48 PM] From Raveshaw: d'oh





[10:53:56 PM] From Badfish: w/e


[10:54:12 PM] From OddBird: the 1s attack while the fex is away


[10:54:15 PM] From Raveshaw: the odds in rolling another 1 is like, 1 in a 1000


[10:54:29 PM] From Badfish: well maybe i'll make history tonight


[10:54:48 PM] From Titan: yes


[10:54:57 PM] From Titan: you could inform the others OB.


[10:55:31 PM] From Badfish: ok rolled a 20 for scout, created a flyer with 5 move


[10:57:33 PM] From Badfish: i now have 5 scouts


[10:57:50 PM] From Badfish: 4 flyers and Ginger, the red jelly cieling crawler.


[10:58:25 PM] From Badfish: no. they're all remote controlled. check chat and mumble i checked in the walk-in closets but was waiting for you to respond


[10:58:48 PM] From Badfish: no, i keep them near to me to control them


[10:59:00 PM] IA is now muted and deafened.


[10:59:03 PM] From Badfish: ok


[10:59:27 PM] From Badfish: i kick through the clothes to make sure nothing is there


[11:03:26 PM] From Badfish: 13


[11:03:55 PM] From Titan: 19


[11:04:46 PM] From Badfish: amounts of what?


[11:04:55 PM] From Titan: ref


[11:05:07 PM] From Badfish: oh lol i only have 4 lol i rolled a 9


[11:05:10 PM] From Titan: and hopefully he's talking about me, and not the badguy, lol


[11:06:05 PM] From Titan: good thing is, we're like point blanc from him, none of our shots will miss, bad thing, neither will his


[11:06:22 PM] From Badfish: but there's more of us, and i have scouts to fly in his face.


[11:06:23 PM] From OddBird: he's got a knife.


[11:06:35 PM] From OddBird: and he can't hit me with it :D


[11:06:35 PM] From Aether: and i'm outside just waiting to see if the popo roll up


[11:06:37 PM] From Badfish: w/e he'll never hit ob with that knife


[11:06:38 PM] From Titan: Oh well then we'll own him OB.


[11:07:26 PM] From Titan: This close I can hit my aimed shots with a 2.


[11:08:35 PM] From Badfish: is that a window on the north wall of the master bedroom?


[11:09:08 PM] From Titan: Ok, do I see the bad guy fex?


[11:09:24 PM] From Badfish: can i talk to you guys in game if it's not my turn in combat?


[11:09:36 PM] From OddBird: he wants to be on top of me sooooo bad, but I won't let him


[11:10:40 PM] From Titan: Ok, I'm going to shoot twice with my gun in the face.


[11:11:17 PM] From Badfish: penalties?


[11:11:19 PM] From Titan: Fex, unless of course OB is in the way.


[11:11:24 PM] From Titan: 4 OB


[11:11:33 PM] From Badfish: but he's so close he'll hit


[11:11:37 PM] From Titan: Yup :P


[11:11:52 PM] From Titan: Hard to miss when the guys like 5m away


[11:12:47 PM] From Titan: Wait really?


[11:13:10 PM] From Titan: Oh, I didn't know that, then I'll just aim for the body.


[11:13:39 PM] From Badfish: repeat that? Why is titan aiming for body now?


[11:13:55 PM] From Titan: could still hit with a 5 or higher


[11:14:31 PM] From Titan: 20 for first shot, 16 for second


[11:14:45 PM] From Titan: I'm assuming 5 SF becomes 2?


[11:15:22 PM] From Titan: no, I decided to shoot for body, check chat.


[11:15:42 PM] From OddBird: yeah titan, you round down against adults


[11:16:28 PM] From Titan: Assuming this isn't like the biggest bedroom ever, I hit. lol


[11:17:02 PM] From Titan: oh didn't hear that :P


[11:17:19 PM] From Titan: 16, and 8


[11:17:27 PM] From Titan: pwned bitch


[11:17:43 PM] From Titan: only 3


[11:17:47 PM] From OddBird: nice damage rolls!


[11:18:12 PM] From Titan: wow, I did good damage for a light pistol


[11:18:40 PM] From Titan: I might kill him since he has no armor


[11:18:54 PM] From OddBird: BTM may save him


[11:20:23 PM] From Titan: where's the BTM calculations?


[11:20:33 PM] From Titan: like are they in the wiki?


[11:20:56 PM] From Titan: no I mean, like if I wanted to know how many more body I needed


[11:21:38 PM] To CJen: http://is.gd/wwoj


[11:22:33 PM] From Titan: ok, thanks


[11:23:43 PM] From Raveshaw: so do i open the electronically locked door or what? xD


[11:25:51 PM] From Badfish: someone needs to hold him, im guessing my scouts are too clumsy without senses for me to use them to attack a moving target


[11:25:58 PM] From OddBird: 10 after pens


[11:28:29 PM] From OddBird: [26] is my dodge roll


[11:28:30 PM] From Titan: Can btm reduce damage to 0, or is that armor?


[11:28:38 PM] From OddBird: that's armor, titan


[11:28:48 PM] From Titan: ok, thanks


[11:29:08 PM] From Aether: this message is to show, i'm not afk.


[11:29:48 PM] From Aether: no it's just...listening to your fight while just standing by the jetta


[11:29:58 PM] From Aether: doesn't require me to do anything


[11:30:48 PM] From OddBird: you could send a bolt up from 7 stories below and snake it in through the window! xD


[11:31:20 PM] From Aether: i have 1 bolt throwing, or i'd take you up on that stupidity ob


[11:31:32 PM] From Aether: even though i don't know which room


[11:31:47 PM] From Titan: mmmmm v-ronica


[11:31:52 PM] From OddBird: hehe. There's at least SOME chance you'd get the right room and hit something! :P


[11:34:14 PM] From Titan: That's fine, I'll kill him


[11:34:28 PM] From Raveshaw: so uhh, did i ever open the door?


[11:34:42 PM] From Titan: uhhh stubborn OB.


[11:34:48 PM] From Badfish: how good am i w/ controlling these scouts? Can I use them to attack this guy with all this other stuff going on?


[11:34:49 PM] From OddBird: I have on armor now :P


[11:35:14 PM] From Aether: so fex.....did the cops ever show up outside?


[11:35:25 PM] From Badfish: aah. So I need to shape them or have like a sharp object on them?


[11:35:39 PM] From Titan: remember king, a round is like 3 seconds


[11:35:39 PM] From Badfish: can i shape them at creation to have jaws or something?


[11:35:40 PM] From OddBird: in the future, wasp horde!


[11:36:16 PM] From Badfish: can i give my scouts natural weapons at creation like claws or something fex


[11:37:35 PM] From Badfish: how long do scouts last? Can i try to make a top-grade permanent scout horde with all my best rolls?


[11:38:32 PM] From Titan: you wouldn't make it very far.


[11:38:58 PM] From Titan: no that's BTM


[11:39:08 PM] From Aether: no that's fex's mom


[11:39:18 PM] From Titan: Armor is dumb, I have no armor


[11:39:30 PM] From Badfish: armor is the shit


[11:39:52 PM] From Titan: He could've kept himself alive if he just dodged and let me kill him.


[11:41:45 PM] From OddBird: [22]


[11:43:03 PM] From OddBird: well at the time I was thinking switchblade - which is DC2 - and he didn't mention that it was TWO knives, either. Plus I have armor. Dodging didn't seem necessary


[11:43:03 PM] From Titan: He's dead.


[11:43:14 PM] From Aether: roll "Get an alibi"


[11:43:39 PM] From OddBird: I read this "He has a big knife in both hands" and thought it was 1 knife in both hands. :P


[11:43:41 PM] From Titan: " running at you with both of them ready to strike."


[11:43:53 PM] From OddBird: Yeah, I see that now


[11:44:15 PM] From Titan: did you roll damage OB?


[11:44:22 PM] From Titan: ok guess so,


[11:46:25 PM] From Badfish: he's not gonna be that easy to bring down i guess


[11:46:37 PM] From Titan: He's got over 8 BTM


[11:46:43 PM] From Badfish: dayum


[11:46:44 PM] From Titan: Body*


[11:47:02 PM] From Titan: shhhhh...


[11:47:17 PM] From Titan: He's going to die soon


[11:47:32 PM] From Badfish: im going to swarm his face with my 4 flying scouts and attack his eyes if i can


[11:47:37 PM] From OddBird: well we can't tell if he's a weakass punk or a big buff jock, so figuring his stats is the best way to do that :P and it appears he's the jock type


[11:48:46 PM] From Badfish: what do i roll for their attacks?


[11:49:05 PM] From Aether: sf + d10


[11:49:11 PM] From Aether: -1 for every 10 meters


[11:49:11 PM] From Titan: wow, he won't hit at alll, he should just try to distract him


[11:49:38 PM] From Aether: yeah, scouts couldn't hit the broad side of a wall point blank


[11:51:10 PM] From Badfish: rolled 9, 5, 8, and 5 after penalties LOL


[11:51:49 PM] From Badfish: uh no that was the attack roll for the scouts


[11:51:50 PM] From Titan: he's got like a 2 SF


[11:52:00 PM] From OddBird: xD jeez


[11:52:12 PM] From Titan: actually 1 SF


[11:52:20 PM] From Badfish: srry?


[11:52:53 PM] From Badfish: well when i made the char i was hoping we'd be using other types of stats. so i pumped a few useless ones.


[11:53:25 PM] From Titan: Mine turn, let's own him.


[11:53:33 PM] From Titan: my*


[11:53:41 PM] From OddBird: your asterisk.


[11:54:08 PM] From Titan: k shooting twice again.


[11:54:27 PM] From Titan: 17, 17


[11:55:09 PM] From Titan: roll for damage?


[11:56:12 PM] From Titan: 5 and 1


[11:56:27 PM] From Titan: hurray for 1 damage, lol


[11:57:06 PM] From Badfish: where does he get his blow?


[11:57:14 PM] From Titan: How's that possible... Fex you know you didn't describe armor right?


[11:57:38 PM] From Titan: wtf, not phased...


[11:57:45 PM] From Badfish: did you describe a white dust in his nostrils?


[12:01:50 AM] From OddBird: bad luck :(


[12:01:58 AM] From Titan: This guy is like aether's last char x 2.


[12:02:11 AM] From Badfish: wtf is a biolimb crush


[12:02:23 AM] From Badfish: LOL


[12:02:25 AM] From OddBird: when you crush someone with your biolimbs


[12:02:36 AM] From Badfish: Its uh... its uh... its something you can do


[12:02:45 AM] From Titan: wat DC is bear hug?


[12:02:50 AM] From OddBird: 5


[12:03:24 AM] From OddBird: and he rolls for super elbow attack!


[12:03:48 AM] From OddBird: cool checks on grapples


[12:04:10 AM] From OddBird: not the face! Lenny's greatest attribute!


[12:04:15 AM] From Badfish: does doing things like sending stuff at his face and eyes and bear hugging him make him get penalties to his rolls or is it completely useless if it doesn't do damage?


[12:05:08 AM] From Titan: no do miss, kick novice


[12:05:33 AM] From OddBird: [26] rolled a damn 3


[12:05:45 AM] From Titan: should still hit


[12:05:54 AM] From OddBird: called shot, it might not





[12:06:17 AM] From Titan:


22 hit earlier


[12:06:47 AM] From OddBird: [7 + 5 + 1] 13 damage roll


[12:07:02 AM] From Titan: Is there any attack a h2h fighter can do to get off two attacks


[12:07:11 AM] From OddBird: Yeah, but at a -3 penalty


[12:07:22 AM] From OddBird: and it was already a called shot


[12:07:23 AM] From Titan: Is a kick DC4?


[12:07:42 AM] From Titan: nevermind, it's three


[12:07:58 AM] From Badfish: why didn't you just decapitate him ob


[12:08:20 AM] From OddBird: because I have a sword that sucks ass, it's weaker than a knife.


[12:08:34 AM] From Badfish: wuts its dc?


[12:08:40 AM] From OddBird: 4


[12:09:01 AM] From OddBird: FOOTPRINT? :D


[12:09:06 AM] From Badfish: aren't knives dc4?


[12:09:27 AM] From OddBird: yep. My sword is a giant butterknife


[12:09:47 AM] From Badfish: all right, if i add luck to my sf roll when my probes attack do they all get the luck bonus since its a coordinated effort? :D


[12:10:31 AM] From Badfish: well is there any way to use my probes to give him a roll penalty? Because i dont want to just sit here doing nothing in combat just because i cant do damage


[12:11:12 AM] From Titan: give him a wet willy


[12:11:15 AM] From Badfish: i can think of lots of things... the dice wont support them though


[12:11:19 AM] From OddBird: No way he can fight with scouts down his pants, and even better, they don't have sight!!!


[12:12:18 AM] From Badfish: well i guess i could get them to try to all cram into his mouth, how about that? Pretty funny sight


[12:12:37 AM] From Badfish: what do i roll to do that fex


[12:12:43 AM] From Titan: Is this guy contained enough where I could walk up right next to him?


[12:13:12 AM] From Badfish: i think if foreign animate objects started forcing their way down my throat i wouldn't be able to fight as well


[12:13:35 AM] From Titan: roll it


[12:14:12 AM] From Badfish: 16


[12:14:28 AM] From Badfish: well! someone else's turn


[12:14:54 AM] From Titan: shooting twice


[12:15:25 AM] From Titan: two 16s


[12:15:27 AM] From Badfish: GODDAMN IT i forgot to use my fucking luck on that roll.


[12:15:57 AM] From Titan: damage rolls?


[12:16:52 AM] From Titan: fex, damage rolls?


[12:17:28 AM] From Titan: 2 and 8


[12:17:48 AM] From OddBird: well novice, maybe you'll get to continue your bearhug and get a chance at some more damage


[12:18:05 AM] From Titan: Unless he's a god, he should be dead soon


[12:18:22 AM] From OddBird: it appears that he is indeed a god


[12:18:27 AM] From OddBird: adults are pwn


[12:19:06 AM] From Titan: LOL NOV


[12:20:38 AM] From Aether: ?


[12:20:39 AM] From Titan: does that 8 include that +2.


[12:21:14 AM] From Aether: meh


[12:21:14 AM] From Titan: we've only been fighting for 9 seconds :(


[12:21:57 AM] From Badfish: LOL


[12:22:37 AM] From Aether: told nov cops were coming god knows how long ago, gave em enough wanring


[12:22:48 AM] From OddBird: 9 seconds ago


[12:22:58 AM] From Titan: yeah, maybe 10 or 11 seconds


[12:25:33 AM] From Titan: k, I'll pick up the knifes too.


[12:25:38 AM] From Badfish: can i have one of those monoknives? I have no weapons.


[12:25:55 AM] From Titan: yeah, do you have a jacket to hide it under?


[12:27:04 AM] From Titan: can we call it a night, it's 2:30


[12:28:04 AM] From Badfish: yeah, we murdered a guy we knew nothing about.


[12:28:16 AM] From Titan: stairs or elevator?


[12:29:53 AM] From Titan: nov's a country boy, he doesn't know what a condo is.


[12:30:11 AM] From Badfish: so lets go out the door.


[12:31:46 AM] From OddBird: Get one of those big mysterious hooded monk robes and go around acting all pious.


[12:32:15 AM] From Badfish: fex, the kendachi monoknife has a link sholdl i use it for the monoknife when putting it in my inventory?


[12:32:27 AM] From OddBird: yeah


[12:33:33 AM] From Aether: * looks at the cars? *


[12:33:46 AM] From Badfish: 1 cop car?


[12:34:14 AM] From Aether: yeah i just sit on the jetta with a cigarette


[12:34:21 AM] From Aether: nope, not in the car


[12:34:30 AM] To Aether: () You see 2 cops in the car.


[12:36:17 AM] From Titan: 20ip for everyone and we go to bed.


[12:36:44 AM] From Titan: waiting for the cops to go bye


[12:37:21 AM] From Badfish: i have to go to bed how much ip


[12:37:40 AM] From Titan: I'm going to go back to the stair case, open up the door carefully, if no one is in the stairway, go down the stairs, then go down to the first floor, and look in the lobby.


[12:37:40 AM] From Badfish: night all


[12:38:07 AM] From Titan: what nov?


[12:38:13 AM] From Titan: night badfish


[12:38:41 AM] From Badfish: we didn't kill him


[12:38:48 AM] From Titan: he's just passed out