0027 CB CyberGen Session

- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
<Verifex> hey gun, I'm beginning to think I need a gimmick (like that role-playing chat applet thing) in order to get roleplayers in here...
<[CB1]Gun> get more players
Nemerizt has joined the room.
<Nemerizt> anything happening today?
<[CB1]Gun> nope -.-
<Nemerizt> aww
<Verifex> hey
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Nemerizt
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
<Nemerizt> hey
<Verifex> I just came back to see if anyone is here yet...
<Nemerizt> there is me
<Verifex> Where the $%#$%#$% is OB anyways?  did he just drop off the face of the earth?
<Nemerizt> who knows
<Verifex> alright, well, you guys are it for now I guess
<Verifex> would you like to play a quick game with just you two?
<[CB1]Gun> guess not
<Nemerizt> hmm
<Nemerizt> i forget what has been happening
<Verifex> Well, currently the group is in/near/next to the van and was in the process of picking up a heavy box for this guy that Lamu said he has a delivery for..
<Verifex> so, essentially doing some courier work or something..
<Nemerizt> right, i probable wasnt here for that one
<Verifex> That's okay, nobody else really knew about it except
<Verifex> Lamu, who was the only one who has actually met the guy who asked him to deliver this package...
<Nemerizt> well, im up for doing something i guess
<Verifex> Alright, well if you are going to stick around then.. good
<Verifex> So, for now Lamu attempts to strap the heavy package to the back of his board, it wobbles a little, but eventually he straps it on, and takes off..
<Nemerizt> (i didnt know lamu was a boardpunk)
<Verifex> The rest of you are just left there, hanging out under the highway underpass, near the warehouse.
<Verifex> (Yeah I know, funny huh?)
<[CB1]Gun> (but we got a car)
<Nemerizt> (isnt lamu the tinman?)
<Verifex> yes
<Verifex> You wouldn't know it though, as it doesn't seem to use his powers... ever...
<Verifex> er.. He doesn't rather...
<[CB1]Gun> Slix, my butler, drive us back to the safehouse....chop chop!
<[CB1]Gun> <GW>uuurrrr sure george
<Nemerizt> nice, a butler
<Verifex> Actually, GW...
<Verifex> isn't in the car any more..
<[CB1]Gun> (he's dead?)
<Nemerizt> (but is in room carnage)
<Verifex> When you guys stopped at the warehouse, he wandered off somewhere, you aren't sure where...
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck! no SMG now)
* [CB1]Gun drives the car back to the van
<Verifex> You do hear lots of gunfire coming from some of the buildings/shacks nearby.. but that doesn't seem that surprising in this area...
<Nemerizt> hunting is always a good idea
<Nemerizt> we could catch some SMGs ourselves
<[CB1]Gun> (not like we a a d% list to roll and search from ;)
<Nemerizt> (is there multiple vehicles now?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<[CB1]Gun> (van, broke glass car, and a bike)
<Nemerizt> (sounds good)
<Verifex> Well, actually, you are by the underpass, so around here you see lots of car-husks...
<[CB1]Gun> (neme is there with me?)
<Verifex> and a couple working cars parked nearby the warehouse behind a barbed wire fence...
<Verifex> Yes, Nem was in the van...
<[CB1]Gun> (van's somewhere else, only the car under the bridge...bah w/e)
<Verifex> Oh, you guys took the car, that's right...
<Nemerizt> (are any of the other cars better than ours?)
* [CB1]Gun drives car back to van
<Verifex> Well, whatever transportation you guys managed, Nem happens to be with you
<Nemerizt> (i was asleep in a coffin in the back)
<[CB1]Gun> Let's go kill a troll under the bridge.
<Verifex> Well, the car is a little messed up from you guys..
<[CB1]Gun> (we ducttape the trunk back ;)
INDColtsFan18 has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (we need to get you a char ;p)
<Verifex> (yeah!)
* [CB1]Gun creeps the car under the bridge with the lights off and smart goggles on
<[CB1]Gun> (totally hunting)
<Nemerizt> i hope some crazies pop out, just to brighten the night
<Verifex> Alright, you drive the car under the highway underpass nearby
<Verifex> You don't immediately notice anyone or anything moving...
<Nemerizt> (ack! my cat scratched me)
* [CB1]Gun actively scans
<Nemerizt> (ill brb, need to wash off the blood)
<[CB1]Gun> (visual and mental)
<Verifex> Scanning the area with your smartgoggles with heat vision, you do see a few people about 300 feet away.. They appear to be walking towards the warehouse, one looks smaller then the other..
<[CB1]Gun> (time to drain the meat log.....wash off the blood ;p)
<INDColtsFan18> (lmao)
* [CB1]Gun creeps towards the pair in order to suddenly flash the headlights at them
<Verifex> Wait, you creep towards them in the car?
<[CB1]Gun> (yep, blind em)
<Nemerizt> (yes we have a silenced car)
<[CB1]Gun> (within my limits of course)
<Nemerizt> (vvroom vvvrrrooom)
<Verifex> Alright, you creep towards them in your "christine" car, and no sooner that you approach them that they run off in opposite directions, it seems obviously having noticed you.
<Verifex> one to one side, the other to the other side...
<Nemerizt> (which one looks tastier?)
<[CB1]Gun> (which one can we actually follow in the car?)
<Verifex> Getting a little closer, one looks like a girl dressed in some fatigues.. the other looks like a guy dressed in a black overcoat
<Verifex> At this point, either one... but obviously not both...
<[CB1]Gun> Boobs!
* [CB1]Gun skirt chases
<Nemerizt> (so are we actually just gonna attack some random couple?)
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck yeah)
<Verifex> (serves them right for being there!)
<Nemerizt> (i thought you were supposed to be the voice of reason)
* [CB1]Gun hits the high beams
<Nemerizt> hurry, they are gonna get away!
<[CB1]Gun> (goggles off of course)
* [CB1]Gun increases speed toward the skirt
<Verifex> Alright, so you turn on the headlights, and after noticing the obvious car heading right for her, she turns and rolls to one side, you also hear a ping on the side door as you zoom past right where she was standing..
<[CB1]Gun> Not my car, Bitch!
INDColtsFan18 left the room.
* [CB1]Gun keeps going
<Nemerizt> (how fast are we going?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno like 30 in a school zone)
<Verifex> A couple more "bzangs" and potshots being taken at you from somewhere...
<Nemerizt> (how badly would jumping out hurt?)
<Verifex> I'm not entirely sure where you are taking the car, as you almost sideswiped the girl but she managed to tumble out of the way...
* [CB1]Gun floors it and screams "Yeeeeeehaaaaw!
<Nemerizt> spin it around!
* Nemerizt opens the door slightly to get ready to jump out
* [CB1]Gun takes a left and the next intersection
<[CB1]Gun> (at*)
<Nemerizt> (you mean pulls a fast U in the street)
<Verifex> A bbddat from something that sounds like an uzi fires in front, and as you flip the bitch (car, not the woman) you see the other person is approaching from another angle, and appears to have a firearm drawn
<Nemerizt> that one's mine
<[CB1]Gun> (wait we flipped the car?)
<Verifex> After a few more revs of the engine you zoom at the woman again but are blocked by another car husk that she ducked behind..
<Verifex> (no, fliped it around, haven't you heard that term before?)
<Nemerizt> just stop right near her
<[CB1]Gun> (dude I was trying to run!)
<Nemerizt> (heh, i didnt even imagine that)
<[CB1]Gun> (was going to park it around the next block and wait)
<Nemerizt> (im here yelling for blood and you want to run)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's called hit and run for a reason)
<Nemerizt> (i was looking for a bit more than hit and run)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed, we park then shoot from a parked car)
<Verifex> Alright, so since Bob you're driving.. are you going to park then?
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Nemerizt
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
<Nemerizt> (also something a bit more personal than that)
<[CB1]Gun> (park a block away ;p)
<Nemerizt> come on, lets go get them. they are our prey arent they?
<Verifex> Alright, you park behind a bent stopsign and an overturned dumpster... the building here looks in better shape then the others surrounding it though.
* [CB1]Gun parks and turns off the engine
<[CB1]Gun> I set you free.
<[CB1]Gun> Go, boy, Go!
* Nemerizt opens the door and gets out
* [CB1]Gun gets heat vision back
* Nemerizt hefts his unused axe
<Verifex> Alright, you can still hear a few nearby gunshots.
<Nemerizt> do you see them?
<Verifex> Pretty sure they are coming from the direction you just were at in the car...
<Nemerizt> wanna come too?
* Nemerizt starts heading for the couple
<Verifex> As soon as you go around the corner, you see the guy in the distance still standing there pointing something in your direction..  the woman appears to be heading back towards the guy..
<Nemerizt> (gonna try to use blend to sneak up on them)
<[CB1]Gun> (you'd think a block was farther away)
<Verifex> but the guy doesn't appear to be firing at you.. I guess he either doesn't think you are the same guy from the car, or something... either way you aren't being shot at...
<Nemerizt> (oh)
<Verifex> It's pretty far, but you can still see the guy and girl...
<Nemerizt> (in that case i casually walk along towards them)
<Verifex> alright, no reaction as of yet...
<Nemerizt> (how far away am i?)
<Verifex> believe it or not.. one block..
* Nemerizt continues walking
<Verifex> Alright, are you going to walk right up to them or what?
<[CB1]Gun> (he can blend)
<Nemerizt> (gonna try blend as well as look really casual about it, like they are of no importance to me)
<Verifex> Sure, but there's not much to blend with if you get right next to them.. unless you want to blend with the street..
<Nemerizt> (well, im aiming to walk right by them)
<Verifex> Alright, D10 + Blend + Ref
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
Solid_Snake has joined the room.
<Nemerizt> 25
<Nemerizt> (nice time to get a 10 :) )
<Verifex> (Hi SS, you haven't finished you char thing, otherwise I could introduce you)
<[CB1]Gun> (become a sex slave!)
<[CB1]Gun> (SS = sex slave!)
<Verifex> Alright, you are walking near by them non-chlantly.. however you see them start to move quickly away from you as you start to get reasonbly close..
<Nemerizt> shit
<Solid_Snake> (Oh. Shit. I forgot.)
<[CB1]Gun> (think they heard you)
* Nemerizt runs after them real fast and attacks with the axe!
<Verifex> (They saw him, they didn't need to hear him)
<Verifex> (blend does not mean hide in shadows, blend is just acting normal and non-chalant)
<Nemerizt> (which was exactly what i was trying to do with it, even got a 12 on the roll)
<Verifex> After you show your true intentions of being some kind of axe-murderer, the couple who happened to be glancing back every now and then as they speed-walked away from you, they start running)
<Nemerizt> (oh, im not close enough to catch them real fast?)
<Verifex> No, as soon as you got fairly close... they started huslting away from you, not "running" but walking fast..
<Verifex> After you pulled the axe, they started running.
<Nemerizt> (we shall soon see who is fastest)
* [CB1]Gun sees this, starts car, no headlights, with heat vision on
OddBird has joined the room.
- server grants op status to OddBird
<[CB1]Gun> (you missed bow hunting assmunk!)
<OddBird> bitch.
<Nemerizt> (we are performing an evil deed)
<[CB1]Gun> Yes, she is.
<Verifex> Welcome OB!
<OddBird> (hehehehehe drunk ebay is great, i ordered a tamagochi
<Verifex> Alright, from where you are at Bob, you can't quite make out whats going on over there with Nem...
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf)
<OddBird> (i dunno it was appeleaning at the time)
<OddBird> appealing
<Nemerizt> (he was asleep in the back seat, with is in front of the coffin)
<Solid_Snake> (...Wow. Man. Tamagachi. I used to love those)
<[CB1]Gun> (I see ppl running, that's enough)
<Nemerizt> (which*)
<Verifex> No, I mean, you are behind the corner of the building, so you really can't see anything around the corner, unless you move the car forward more...
* [CB1]Gun moves the car forward a bit
<Nemerizt> heheheheh ahahahaha
<[CB1]Gun> (TH should be here for this ;p)
<Nemerizt> run all you like prey, soon you shall find enlightenment
<Verifex> (OB, you are also in the back of the car, while most of the stuff was happening you were just following along)
<Verifex> (the electrified car, which is no longer electrified)
<[CB1]Gun> (he can lean out the broke window with a bow.....)
<[CB1]Gun> (while we play mariachi music)
<Verifex> Alright, so you do see Nem running at the couple like a axe-murderer...
<[CB1]Gun> (hard to miss)
<Nemerizt> (hard to hit too)
<[CB1]Gun> (I got a shotgun)
<Nemerizt> better and better
<Nemerizt> ( )
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Nemerizt
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    OddBird
    Solid_Snake
<[CB1]Gun> Wake up ye ninja of phail!
<Solid_Snake> (Which tamagotchi did you order, OB? e_e}
<Nemerizt> (am i catching them at all)
<OddBird> (dinotknow)
<[CB1]Gun> Get off the bus! Go kill!
* OddBird shoots nem's friend
<Verifex> Alright Nem you continue chasing the couple, and the guy still carrying a gun in his left hand manages to glance back and get a shot off at you...
<Verifex> It hits you for 3 damage.  
<Nemerizt> (so i make a streetfighting and ref roll?)
<Nemerizt> (so no damage)
<Verifex> (no, you can't dodge bullets.... yet!)
<[CB1]Gun> Shit! Tuck and roll Phail! *turns the corner*
<[CB1]Gun> (when the time comes you won't have to!)
<Nemerizt> (dont need to bother it seems)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw no damage do to AR)
<Verifex> Kenny, you reach out the window and fire your (what weapon?)
* Nemerizt laughs even more maniacally
<Nemerizt> (is there are skill to get faster at running?)
<Verifex> Yes, it's called IMPROVE YOUR MOVE skill
<[CB1]Gun> (not like we use it well)
<Nemerizt> (you mean move stat?)
<[CB1]Gun> (bingo dingo)
<Verifex> You are catching up to the woman fairly quickly Nem.
<Nemerizt> hehehe
<[CB1]Gun> (heh some fool just set off firecrackers)
<OddBird> I lean out the window and fire my bow inot the wind
<[CB1]Gun> (wind takes 4 damage)
<Nemerizt> tell me your name prey, as i will name this axe after you
<Nemerizt> and may you find enlightenment easily
<Verifex> OB D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<OddBird> ugh
<[CB1]Gun> (do it or I'll starve your remote monkey!)
<OddBird> I roll 6
<[CB1]Gun> (beats your average)
<[CB1]Gun> 21
<OddBird> )if i survive tonight i never drink again!)
<OddBird> pft im a fuckin liar
<Verifex> Alright, OB, you manage to hit the guy with your arrow.. D10 for damage..
<[CB1]Gun> (drumroll)
<OddBird> 4
<[CB1]Gun> (phail!)
<Verifex> You hit the guy, he seems to stumble a bit, as the arrow was a little jarring...
<Verifex> Nem, you are within range of the lady now, and Bob, what are you doing with the car again?
* [CB1]Gun floors it towards the couple
* Nemerizt hacks with the axe
<[CB1]Gun> (was waiting for the hit)
* [CB1]Gun aims for the guy
<OddBird> d10+ roadrage
<[CB1]Gun> RaaamminSpeeed!
<Nemerizt> 28 for axe attack
<Verifex> jesus
<[CB1]Gun> (yes>)
<Verifex> Alright, you hit the woman in the back with your axe, roll for damage...
<Nemerizt> (hmm luck seems to be near today)
<Nemerizt> 6
<[CB1]Gun> (he's over 9000!)
<Nemerizt> dc is 5
<Verifex> Alright, well you manage to heave the axe into her, she falls down from the axe hit, but there isn't any blood, you can only guess she was wearing armor.
<Verifex> Alright mad max, er.. Bob, one Q for you, you can either hit the couple with the car, including Nem, or you can not hit anyone...
<[CB1]Gun> (what about the guy?)
<Verifex> You are zooming along, you could swerve around Nem, but you'd need to roll on your GoGo to avoid clipping Nem...
* [CB1]Gun laughes manically
<Nemerizt> (GoGo Power Ranger)
<[CB1]Gun> (roll is gogo and ref?)
<[CB1]Gun> 16
<Verifex> Alright, you are zooming along and you swerve the car easily around Nem
<Verifex> You manage to bang into the guy, knocking him onto the hood, then onto the ground on the side of the car..
<Verifex> You drive a ways away before he falls off the side of the car..
<[CB1]Gun> (awesome)
<[CB1]Gun> Kenny, did we kill the bastard!
* Nemerizt hacks against at the girl this time the head when he gets the chance
<Nemerizt> (again*)
<[CB1]Gun> (put some luck on that!)
<Verifex> Getting an up-close view of the guy, he looks like a bushy-haired Morpheus-looking kind of character...
<Nemerizt> (when i said the head i mean the neck)
* [CB1]Gun swings the bitch around, hits the headlights, and goes for another pass
<Verifex> After knocking the lady onto the ground, she turns towards you and brandishes a big knife from her boot.  Slashing at your face.
<OddBird> mmmm bed
<Verifex> Swinging, she manages to hit for 5 damage.
<OddBird> goodnight
<Verifex> gnite OB...  give yourself 10 IP
<Nemerizt> (so my armor stops it all again)
<OddBird> kk sorry i cannot stay
<[CB1]Gun> (phail!)
<OddBird> pluz work in several hours so I need sleep
OddBird left the room.
<Verifex> Bob, you flip the car around and go in for another pass at the guy...
<[CB1]Gun> (roll for it?)
<Verifex> You see him getting up from the ground and he manages to raise his gun and fire as you are approaching.
<Verifex> Yes, roll GoGo + Ref + D10 to hit the guy with your car.
<[CB1]Gun> 17
<Verifex> You manage to clip the guy with the car, knocking him to the ground again...
<[CB1]Gun> (neme?)
<Nemerizt> (yeah?)
<[CB1]Gun> (get choppin)
<Nemerizt> (oh,am i to axe the girl?)
<Verifex> Uhhh yes, you just hit her with the axe, it connected to something hard, so you think she was wearing some kind of armor underneath her fatigues..
<Nemerizt> (i already knew that, thats why i was aiming for the neck)
<[CB1]Gun> (put some luck to it)
<Nemerizt> (yeah, aimed slice with some luck)
<Verifex> Alright, do it.
<Nemerizt> (3 luck)
<Nemerizt> 28
<Verifex> Alright, you swing at her with the axe again and she manages to deflect your axe onto the ground.
* [CB1]Gun pulls up, leans out, and fires at the woman
<Verifex> She sweeps your leg and manages to knock you onto the ground.
* Nemerizt drops the axe
<[CB1]Gun> 16 with DC5 pistol
* Nemerizt pulls out his garotte
<[CB1]Gun> Get in the pinto!
<Verifex> You lean out and miss the lady Bob.
* Nemerizt uses the garotte to choke her
<[CB1]Gun> Shit.
<Nemerizt> you want enlightenment to come nice and slowly dont you
<Verifex> Nem, as you pull out the garotte, she lunges at you with the knife and cuts your arm for 4 damage.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh yeah choke the armored bitch with a boot knife)
<[CB1]Gun> Get in dick shot!
<Verifex> What are you going to do Nem?
<Nemerizt> (grapple her and choke her out)
<[CB1]Gun> (phail!)
<Nemerizt> (is that also streetfighting?)
<Verifex> Yes.
<Nemerizt> 18
<[CB1]Gun> (you're so raped)
<Verifex> You try grappling her, but since you are right in front of her, she guts you with her knife pretty easily.
<Verifex> 6 damage
<Nemerizt> (wow, i actually got hurt)
<[CB1]Gun> Rape!
* Nemerizt bites her knife hand
<Verifex> It hurts too, you can feel some blood rolling down your skin from your stomach..
<[CB1]Gun> (am so about to drive off)
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<Nemerizt> 23
<Verifex> You bite her hand viciously
<Verifex> roll for damage
<[CB1]Gun> (he has those teeth too)
<Nemerizt> 2...
<Verifex> you can see a bit of blood from her hand
<Nemerizt> (does she drop the knife?)
<[CB1]Gun> (run bitch run! she's trinity now!)
<Verifex> no, but she pulls back from you.
<Verifex> She slices at you again with the knife, but just misses your face.
<Nemerizt> (axe seemed to have more effect
* Nemerizt picks up the axe again
* [CB1]Gun hurriedly fires at lady then picks up speed
<[CB1]Gun> 18
<Verifex> Nem, a gunshot hits you in the chest from a ways away..  6 damage...  
<Verifex> Bob, you turn your head as the shot fires and see the guy laying on the ground you hit, he's crawling towards the lady holding his gun
<Nemerizt> just you wait, you will follow her into enlightenment
<Verifex> Bob, you hit the lady, roll for damage D10
<[CB1]Gun> 3, pistol is DC5
<[CB1]Gun> (shit, guess it reset in a refresh so been d4 for a time)
<Verifex> Thats a 1
<Nemerizt> (wow, that is a lot of d4 rolling)
<Verifex> You hit the lady in the shoulder, it doesn't seem to phase her...
<Nemerizt> (and you get less with a d10)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed, so I'm leaving you!)
* [CB1]Gun speeds off
<Verifex> Alright, I'm calling it here...  15 IP for both of you
<Nemerizt> (just run the guy over)
<Nemerizt> alright
<Nemerizt> im really tired myself