0010 CB CyberGen Session

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<[CB1]Gun> ello
<Verifex> heya
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<[CB1]Gun> botcheck snow/car....was that cold today ;)
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<N0seBLeeD> Anyone buying $3mil for $5 per mil? i KNOW i cant post here but i dont have time for a forum post.
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<SundariZelia> i will >>>
<N0seBLeeD> paypal?
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<{CB1}Sparticus> lol
<[CB1]Gun> hehe
<SnapDragon> thanks for the rofl >.<
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<N0seBLeeD> ugh,.
<The_Hatchetman> warnings were out of the wuestion... "I know i can't post here" killed that chance
<The_Hatchetman> question*
<{CB1}Sparticus> lol
<N0seBLeeD> always on the ball arent you. cant let anything slide can you. but anyway.
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<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade edy!
<SundariZelia> hey edy
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<The_Hatchetman> letting things slide happens all the time, when things are accidental...
<Ranger> he cannot hear you, for the next 60 min at least
<The_Hatchetman>  /hail comrade edyit!
<edyit> hail comrades gun and ranger and TH!
<edyit> hey there sun
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<[CB1]Gun> that's so ebil, you must be jon
* The_Hatchetman is proud to be capped ^_^
<Ranger> Hail Comrade Edyit!
<[CB1]Gun> hey DH
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<Ranger> Im very ebil, very very ebil
<The_Hatchetman> I've got an idea... I say we all wear dresses to work tomorow :P
<edyit> what did i miss?
<Ranger> you first
<edyit> ummm no
<Ranger> <N0seBLeeD> Anyone buying $3mil for $5 per mil? i KNOW i cant post here but i dont have time for a forum post.
<SundariZelia> he already does
<The_Hatchetman> deal, Ranger
<Ranger> you missed that
<The_Hatchetman> I did today
<The_Hatchetman> your turn ^_^
<Ranger> <N0seBLeeD> paypal?    Then that one, so I kicked him. he came back and then posted:
<Ranger> <N0seBLeeD> always on the ball arent you. cant let anything slide can you. but anyway.
<Ranger> so I killed him
<The_Hatchetman> don't forget the kicker... "iKNOW i cant post here but i dont have time for a forum post."
<Ranger> a bit harsh, but as Hatch points out.  he did know it was wrong to start yet continued
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<edyit> how long does a forum post take?
<Darklord> im at 48 mpr and it says i should be takin on 169? any way 2 reduce this??
<Ranger> longer then arguing with me
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<The_Hatchetman> not necessarily Ranger...
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<The_Hatchetman> I've had arguments with you going deep into the rounds :P
<Ranger> it is not the first time he pops into chat and posts something like that to sell.  Time for him to learn
<Templar> darklord, you're at 49 score, not mrp
<Templar> *mpr
<Ranger> Hatch, that is a difference in opinion, this was blatant breaking of chat rules
<Ranger> time for the 12 year old to learn
<Darklord> kk oppsss
<The_Hatchetman> indeed. I wasn't disagreeing with your point, only messing with the wording :P
<Ranger> yes, Darklord, you have something useful to contribute to this discussion?
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<[CB1]Gun> eep!
<[DH]M'Hael> sup kim
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<Ranger> some point we may have overlooked perhaps?
<[CB1]Gun> Score is the number beside the character(s) name, Name(Score). PowerRating(PR)&MinionPowerRating(MPR) centered at Home. Levels are found on tattoos, spells, and/or skills. Help!-Welcome-Fighting.
<Verifex> hey dh
<[DH]M'Hael> hey fexy
<The_Hatchetman> Darklord was saying oops to misreading his own stats
<edyit> hey there fex and DH
<Ranger> well Darklord, were waiting?
<The_Hatchetman> totally different discussion :P
<Templar> darklord meant oops, not ops
<[CB1]Gun> ...we should flee
<Darklord> oooopppppsssss...
<The_Hatchetman> not sure how oops = "oppssss" but yeah... :P
<Ranger> ooops to?
<The_Hatchetman> he mistook his score for his MPR
<Templar> thinking his score of 49 was his mpr of 169
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<Darklord> srry
<Ranger> ah, best to go to Manage characters, then click on the character you want to see.  YOu get a lot of info that way on your character.   Including some things you cannot find elsewhere, like highest blow
<Ranger> Score / PR / MPR: 4,253,383 / 4,730,023 / 3,400,000
<Ranger> you get a nice statline like that one, easy to read and interpret
<Templar> unless you're using DD.... then it doesn't show most powerful blow =/
<Ranger> that is true.  But none the less, it is how I like to view my characters
<Templar> at least for me
<Templar> yeah
<The_Hatchetman> easier than clicking 'Show all minions' and *still* having to scroll, i guess :P
<Ranger> also you can see MPB and Battles fought/won etc...
<Ranger> and your personal win streak
<Ranger> NW, etc..  It is a great summation of ones character
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<The_Hatchetman> I still think the 'Show all minions' link in train is dumb...
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<Ranger> I like it, it is how i train
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<The_Hatchetman> you have to Pg down 1.2-1.6 times to get to each minion... i dont see how thats any more convenient than clicking tabs :P
<Ranger> i use the scroll on the mouse to move it.  Easy one handed operation. But i like to see all my minions at one time.  Fallback to the cb1 days.
* The_Hatchetman was just reminded of how badly he needs a new mouse...
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<Ranger> it helps the wrist/hand, I use it all day at work looking at films
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<[CB1]Gun> e-bill*? ;)
<Ranger> Trained XP: 209,180,300       Total exp: 217,374,396       Estimated VPR (untrained+trained exp): 3,505,938       Estimated Weapon Allowance: 354,560,608
<Ranger> o crap, wrong box
<The_Hatchetman> now we all know! muwahahaha! :P
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> lol
<[CB1]Gun> TMI indeed ;)
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> your WA is only 354 mil?
<Ranger> i hate when I put the paste wrong
<The_Hatchetman> 18m untrained XP... nice...
<Ranger> 8m
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> 8m*
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> that's about what my character is at
<Ranger> Colonel, I need every M to hit evasions
<Darklord> wha-what!?
<DemonWolf> Rofl.
<[CB1]Gun> ahhh to RPG Room ;)
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<Verifex> yes!
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<Darklord> RaaaaaRRRR!!
<edyit> g'night folks
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<[CB1]Gun> brb -.-
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<Verifex> what the heck..
<Verifex> hmmmm
<Verifex> bitches..
<Verifex> I'll go back in there and beat them with sticks..
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<Verifex> Wolfy!
<Verifex> I see you in here,!
<Hyrule_Castle> verifex, how goes it!?
<Verifex> hi hc, I'm good, just trying to get my players into the rpg room
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<Hyrule_Castle> oh
<Hyrule_Castle> i might have to...come in and observe ^.^
<Verifex> its annoying, because everyone is all lazy
<Hyrule_Castle> haha i'd immagine
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<Verifex> alright where the hell is everyone else..
<Hyrule_Castle> GW just went in there... right?
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<Verifex> yes he did
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<Hyrule_Castle> gun hatch and gw are in there
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<Hyrule_Castle> who else u missing?
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<Verifex> Lamu, OOB, and Blarg...
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<Verifex> if you see any of them from here: http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<Verifex> please tell them to join..
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<Hyrule_Castle> ok
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<Brent> I can easily make him leave.
<Verifex> hey everybody
<[CB1]Gun> ello
<The_Hatchetman> konnichiwizzle
<Verifex> indeed..  hatchet you just going to watch or would you like to maybe use one of our inactive players?
<[CB1]Gun> pick one we have plenty
* The_Hatchetman didn't read the book yet, so he will watch ^_^
<The_Hatchetman> and i'm likely to go to sleep soon...
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<Verifex> alright
<The_Hatchetman> work is 100x harder without an mp3 player...
<Verifex> hey.. wait a min!
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<The_Hatchetman> da bot be goners?
<Verifex> damnit
<[CB1]Gun> my bad ;p
<The_Hatchetman> i've got an old joint roller i haven't used in over a year...
<The_Hatchetman> you're welcome to it if you like
<[CB1]Gun> yatzhee
* The_Hatchetman moves Gun's h over two spaces... It's Yatzeeh... duh!
<[CB1]Gun> fuck u nigga!
<[CB1]Gun> write that down GW ;p
* The_Hatchetman wonders why he is at the top of GW's list...
<[CB1]Gun> he has a list....
<The_Hatchetman> and Gun, those are strong words coming from a man in a dress
<Verifex> hey DW, you going to talk or what?
<The_Hatchetman> he's in and out
<The_Hatchetman> prolly busy irl
<[CB1]Gun> yeah, was just brought up in the next room before I typed it....my nickname is The Nigga
<Verifex> lol
<[CB1]Gun> so I'm the Statue of Niggerity
<The_Hatchetman> I'm "the sexiest man in a dress on the planet"
* Verifex is a bit speechless
<The_Hatchetman> fexy should get a job at Liberty... it's all the rage
<[CB1]Gun> I don't see what the big deal about the dress is with these hicks
<Verifex> liberty?
<[CB1]Gun> tax service
<The_Hatchetman> Liberty Tax Services, as a waver
<[CB1]Gun> 7.50 an hour and tips ;)
<Verifex> oh, yeah I could totally do that
<The_Hatchetman> dude, you totally should
<[CB1]Gun> he's not in the states hehe
<The_Hatchetman> we could start a CB trend...
<The_Hatchetman> you should totally move... :P
<Verifex> I would totally move just for that
<[CB1]Gun> why? canadian money is worth more
<The_Hatchetman> I'd say work for the Chinese Tax Services, but then you have to dress up as a brick of lead...
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<The_Hatchetman> and they have Liberty Tax in Canada
<[CB1]Gun> or a demon warrior
<Verifex> hey rpb bot nice to have you back
<The_Hatchetman> it actually originated in Canada
<Verifex> hey you know my friend is moving to canada.... for the health insurance...
<[CB1]Gun> the dragon head and umbrella is a chinese service? ;)
<The_Hatchetman> by one of the same guys that started Jackson-Hewitt (the Hewitt fellow)
<Verifex> omg I don't like using CB without my script
<The_Hatchetman> fexy... that's like moving to the US for the schooling...
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<The_Hatchetman> and fex, i feel your pain
<The_Hatchetman> the entire time i was in Broward county... no script :(
<[CB1]Gun> or moving to mexico for the water treatment
<The_Hatchetman> that was 2 and a half long months
<Verifex> well my friend married a girl from Canada, and she convinced him that the healthcare is so good that he has to move there to have babies and all that crap
<The_Hatchetman> or moving to China for the quality children's toys
<[CB1]Gun> lifting lead makes them strong
<The_Hatchetman> almost ninja-like... so they have cosmetic surgery to slant their eyes the other way and move to Japan
<The_Hatchetman> for the finely cooked food, of course
<[CB1]Gun> then move here and finally have steak
* The_Hatchetman has a goal to one day score with a chick from "The women of ninja warrior" :P
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<Lamuness> ( I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! )
<The_Hatchetman> just in time, Lammy!
<Lamuness> ( good gawd, I'm here! )
<Verifex> great!
<Lamuness> ( let's do this! )
<Verifex> the only problem is that DW is here, but not actually HERE
<Lamuness> ( previously on cybergen, our heroes were about to escape the confines of the prison... )
<[CB1]Gun> told you he hits here about this time!...just didn't tell you tonight ;)
<The_Hatchetman> dude... Lammy is either a chick, or queer... :P
<[CB1]Gun> both
<The_Hatchetman> sweet!
<[CB1]Gun> which is awesome
<Verifex> thats hot
<[CB1]Gun> ty paris
<The_Hatchetman> where's GW with his quotebook now? :P
<Verifex> where the hell is GW BTW?
<[CB1]Gun> in hell
<The_Hatchetman> spanking it to thoughts of Lammy?
<Verifex> So we have 3 people here, but technically only 2
<[CB1]Gun> can't blame him
<Verifex> because DemonWolf doesn't count as a person if he doesn't talk!!
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<The_Hatchetman> fex, who are the two people? :P
<[CB1]Gun> lammy and me
<The_Hatchetman> oh... fexy is dungeon master?
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<The_Hatchetman> btw, you have one person here
<DemonWolf> I talk.
<The_Hatchetman> two...
<The_Hatchetman> Lammy's gone now :P
* [CB1]Gun dances
<[CB1]Gun> lammy is spanking it to GW ;p
<Verifex> alright DW please stay in chat
<[CB1]Gun> and don't kill us
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<The_Hatchetman> supports my theory :P
<The_Hatchetman> heya CaptainCobbler
<The_Hatchetman> you've missed a lot...
<[CB1]Gun> racist anal sex
<Lamuness> helloooo, I'm waiting.  *taps foot*
* Lamuness squirts in everyone's eye
<Verifex> Alright, last we left our intrepid, sorry I meant retarded, kids, you were sneaking around the BuReLoc camp at night, trying to find a way to escape, Trevor was with you as well as 2 other kids from the camp.
<Lamuness> geezus, let's get this thing rolling
<[CB1]Gun> my eye my fucking eye!
<[CB1]Gun> (*gets the rolling pin)
<The_Hatchetman> ewww... you guys take kids into the woods?
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> it's so surprising to see such language in a CB chatroom
<Verifex> You all snuck into one of the buildings and found your equipment and are now trying to figure out how to actually get out of here without dying.
<Verifex> Everyone go into parenthesis for out-of-character talking)
<[CB1]Gun> (got the vtrods on and looking at a chain fence)
<Verifex> (no, you took them OFF)
<Lamuness> (and now we put them back ON)
<[CB1]Gun> (*shrugs*)
<Verifex> Put them on, blam big cement wall, take them off, chain link prison fence.
<[CB1]Gun> We need bolt cutters.
<[CB1]Gun> (were we heading to "I"?)
<Verifex> (Not to spoil your fun, but you've also got a number of guard towers to worry about too, as they are patrolling the areas around the perimeter where the guards aren't walking)
<The_Hatchetman> (Do I chat here,) or here? :P
<Verifex> (You chat in here)
<Verifex> Just in case you forgot, the prison map is here: http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Game_Maps
<Lamuness> (and you PM over there --> )
<Lamuness> ( and play CB there ^^^ )
<The_Hatchetman> (Gotcha, I'll do my best to recognize how deep you are getting into the game, and keep my stupidities to a minimum during climaxes... ^_^)
<The_Hatchetman> (cuz nothing ruins a good climax like saying the wrong thing, eh?)
<[CB1]Gun> (*squirts ;p)
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> (ahahhahaha climax)
<Verifex> You were all hanging out between building B and building D sitting there waiting.
<The_Hatchetman> (Building C, much?)
<[CB1]Gun> (need a way to turn off the lights...)
<[CB1]Gun> (C is laundry)
<The_Hatchetman> (so Lammy's sitting on an unbalanced washer... got it)
<Verifex> (just a reminder, Lamu you have liquid metal limbs, they allow you to fight with weapons, but they have many other uses, including but not limited to, allowing you to climb, jump among other things as if you had "cyberlimbs")
<Lamuness> ( I'll escape by myself! see you suckahs! )
<Verifex> (All of this is contained in the book, of course, if you read it)
<The_Hatchetman> (/me is much more interested in Lammy now...)
<[CB1]Gun> (hey I have the keys ;)
<The_Hatchetman> (Cyberlimbs are appealing)
<Lamuness> ( I have some gravel and a giant padlock on my body )
<[CB1]Gun> (weren't we heading to another building?)
<DemonWolf> (scans Lammie ;P)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't forget coal)
<Verifex> Alright, so which building are you heading for now?
<The_Hatchetman> (Gravel - For those who like it rough)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Verifex> Or rather, what are you all doing?
* Lamuness is destroying the prison
<[CB1]Gun> (want to go to another building guys or try to escape now at risk?)
<Verifex> If this were a B-Movie, that would be sufficient, but this is not, so you must give me more detail then that.
<The_Hatchetman> (than*)
<Verifex> (Gun, parenthesis are for OOC, that was actually in character, it seems)
* Lamuness turns into a giant spider
<[CB1]Gun> (naw I'm staying quiet as I was the scouts bitch last game ;)
<The_Hatchetman> (Gun... trying to figure things out logically? fex, how well do you know Gun? that was totally OOC)
<Verifex> You aren't skilled enough to change all your limbs into spider legs..  
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> (don't feel bad, few are)
<[CB1]Gun> (and we don't know if it has a penis)
<Verifex> Up your hexite-shaping skill, and we'll talk.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> (spiders are octal, I think)
* Lamuness shapes limbs into sharp hooks to scale walls
<Verifex> (he can actually split his limbs if need be, at a cost of strength of course)
* [CB1]Gun whispers "Dag, go jump the fence....literally. Then cut from the other side. Or blow something up.
<The_Hatchetman> (Lammy, Go T2 on their asses!)
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<[CB1]Gun> (lammy you can jump fucking high dude)
<Verifex> (since your hexite shaping is only at 1, you can only do one limb at a time)
<The_Hatchetman> (how do you climb with one limb?)
* Lamuness does it one at a time then
<[CB1]Gun> (you should make Rippers)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw you can jump 8m I believe)
<[CB1]Gun> (leap would be 4m)
<The_Hatchetman> (wtf is a meter?! you mean 13 feet... :P)
<Verifex> (alright, you have two hook arms)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh that won't make noise ;p)
* Lamuness scales one of the guard towers like a ninja
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
<The_Hatchetman> (klunk! klunk! klunk! klunk! hiya!)
<[CB1]Gun> Trev, what should we do?
<The_Hatchetman> (haiya*)
<[CB1]Gun> ( [mail:] You were assigned to mentor Bancho. <- awesome name)
<Verifex> <Trevor> Hmmm, I wonder if we could take one of the trucks and just crash through the front gate?
<[CB1]Gun> *smiles* Lead the way.
* Lamuness attempts to take out the guard in one of the guard towers
<Verifex> <Trevor> I suppose we could also go through the fence too though, which seems like the easier route, and 'maybe' less dangerour..
<Verifex> dangerous
<Verifex> Dagger, you try to climb a guard tower?
<The_Hatchetman> (we'll settle with dengerousour...)
<Verifex> Which guard tower?
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy you can ninja a door in the fence after we time your run to a spot)
<Lamuness> ( where's everybody at? location! )
<Verifex> Between B & D
<The_Hatchetman> (*static*what's everyone's 20? over.*static*)
<Lamuness> ( is each corner of the prison wall a guard tower? )
<[CB1]Gun> (use Rippers, even tho I dunno what they look like)
<Lamuness> ( the squares on the wall )
<Verifex> Each one of the little squares on the map is a guard tower, yes.
<Lamuness> ( so there's 2 then by the entrance? )
<Verifex> yes
<[CB1]Gun> (2 to the left ;)
<Lamuness> ( I attack guard tower A!!!!!!! )
<[CB1]Gun> (....why not do a scene from The Great Escape :P)
<The_Hatchetman> (wow... i never thought anyone else in my age bracket had seen that movie...)
<Verifex> Alright, you approach the tower and see that the ladder is behind a metal plate, it is locked from the inside obviously.
<Lamuness> ( the board game: The Grape Escape )
<[CB1]Gun> (too much cock tho)
* Lamuness scales the tower with sharp hooks )
<[CB1]Gun> (gl with that...cut the fence retard)
<Lamuness> ( the fence has a built in alarm )
<Verifex> alright, you find it very difficult to climb with your hooks, the 4 support beams holding the tower up don't offer much in the way of climbing grip
<Lamuness> ( was very difficult, but somehow managed to climb to the top... )
<The_Hatchetman> (cut the fence, and make your arm a giant shield... you escape anyway... not sure about everyone else)
<[CB1]Gun> (hissssss)
<Verifex> (You canot climb the support beams with your hands as hooks)
* Lamuness shapes limbs into metallic suction cups to climb?
<[CB1]Gun> (....no way)
<Lamuness> ( fine ... )
<Verifex> Nope.
<The_Hatchetman> (lol)
* Lamuness turns limb into wirecutters
* Lamuness jacks up the fence
<Verifex> (your inner lumberjack is sad)
* Lamuness is very happy
<[CB1]Gun> (become The Mole! ;)
<Verifex> alright, D10 + Ref + Hexite Shaping
<The_Hatchetman> (l)oo(l)
<Lamuness> 15
<[CB1]Gun> (use RPGBot)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Lamuness> 17
<Lamuness> ( squirts in everyone's eye while WAITING )
<The_Hatchetman> (squirts what?)
<Verifex> You mange to construct something that resembles a bolt-cutter by combining both of your arms together.
<Lamuness> ( dunno... sigh.  just use your imagination.  lemon juice? pepper spray? )
<Verifex> First you shape one half of the bolt-cutter, then the other half with your other arm, and then you put them together.
<The_Hatchetman> (You don't want me using my imagination... I have a very dirty one...)
<Lamuness> ( zesty paprika? )
* Lamuness jacks up the fence
<Verifex> You manage to cut one of the links in the fence, after a little bit of work.
<The_Hatchetman> (20% of the book DL'd so far...)
* Lamuness keeps at it
<Verifex> you keep cutting the fence, and you see one of the spot lights heading over towards your location.
<The_Hatchetman> (haul ass!)
* Lamuness hides amongst the shadows
<Lamuness> ( the shadow falls!!!! )
<Verifex> By the way, which fence are you cutting, the one between the entrance and A or the one between the upper left and lower left side?
<The_Hatchetman> (shadows disappear with light...:P)
<Lamuness> ( thumbs up to the person who gets the reference )
<The_Hatchetman> (thumbs up what? not so sure im down for that one...)
* Lamuness is destroying the upper left + left
<Verifex> Alright, where do you head to hide?
<[CB1]Gun> (hmm guess he should've jumped it ;) steel doesn't feel much pain)
* Lamuness hides in the nearest most discreet dark shadow possible.
<Verifex> Alright, D10 + TheifStuff + Ref
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<Lamuness> 17
<[CB1]Gun> (with 8 move you could've ran back and jumped to us)
<Verifex> You hide along the left side of A
<[CB1]Gun> (scheet)
<Verifex> You can see the spotlight has moved away, but out of the corner of your eye down coming from the south corner of B you see a guy walking around the corner.
<Verifex> He is heading north and will "very likely" see you if you stay there.
* Lamuness takes out one of the gravel pieces and pegs the guy in the eye.
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
* Lamuness then hauls butt out into a different discreet location
<Verifex> Are you aiming for the guy or just throwing it in his direction?
<[CB1]Gun> (worst. ninja. ever....chris farley played a better one than you)
<Verifex> (LMAO)
<Lamuness> ( ^pegs the guy in the eye )
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<Verifex> -10
<Lamuness> -10???????
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Lamuness> 23
<Verifex> (at night, from a distance of about 40 yards, in a guys eye)
<Lamuness> ( fine... )
<Lamuness> 13
<Verifex> You throw the rock and it misses him, but he does seem to notice the sound.
* Lamuness uses super agility to run around behind the guy
<[CB1]Gun> (how much was clipped open?)
<[CB1]Gun> (gah dammit)
<Lamuness> ( this is going to be so sweet )
<[CB1]Gun> (and stealing trucks was more dangerous)
<Lamuness> ( watch and learn young padowan )
<Verifex> You hit the rock on the ground in front of the guy, he looks alert, and you head around the corner before you notice anything else.
* Lamuness still attempts to position self behind the guy
<[CB1]Gun> (homo)
<Verifex> Okay, tell me how you are going to do this?
* Lamuness with cat-like reflexes
<[CB1]Gun> (ignore his horniness)
* Lamuness goes around build A
<Verifex> You see the buildings, you can't "walk behind the guy" without going around the buildings
<The_Hatchetman> (Glad to see when I start playing, i won't be the only one who seems unaware of how things work :P)
<Verifex> you head around building A, and he is heading up, as you corner A to the right you see him still heading north
<[CB1]Gun> (clip the fence, we'll get drunk I promise!)
* Lamuness runs at full speed
<Verifex> Bob, you and Slix can see Dagger moving around trying to be a ninja on the northeast side of building A
<Verifex> Which way are you running?
* Lamuness heading east, then rounding the corner south, then round the corner to the west
<[CB1]Gun> Trev, which way to the trucks?.....
<Verifex> As you are heading west on the south side of A, you hear some footsteps behind you a ways, you turn your head to see 2 guards approaching from the walkway between C and D
<The_Hatchetman> (soooo busted! :P)
* [CB1]Gun rushes to the back of D
<Lamuness> ( not yet! )
* Lamuness rounds the corner of A again heading north, getting behind the original guy!
<[CB1]Gun> (fucktardo!)
<Verifex> The original guy isn't there yet, he is still heading up that way.
<Lamuness> ???????????????????/
* Lamuness jumps up onto the roof of Bldg. A
<[CB1]Gun> (....well it's an improvement)
<Verifex> The guy who saw you was at the southwest corner of B when he heard the rock, he started approaching north, but slowly...
<Verifex> D10 + Ref + JockStuff
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Lamuness> 20!
<Verifex> You manage to jump up enough to grab the ledge and hoist yourself up, thankfully the roof isn't made of metal sheeting otherwise the entire camp would've heard you.
<Lamuness> no sweat.
<The_Hatchetman> (I heard it!)
<Lamuness> ( lies )
<The_Hatchetman> (then how do i know it happened?)
<Lamuness> you read the spoiler
<Lamuness> *( )
<Verifex> You are now on the roof, you look ahead and you can't quite see into the guard tower, but you are positive they can see you, (if they happen to look on the roof that is)
* Lamuness hides on the roof, waiting for the original guy to come by
<[CB1]Gun> (or just jump off the otherside)
<Lamuness> ( ;p  go get your truck while I'm creating a DIVERSION )
<[CB1]Gun> (trev has to lead the way)
<[CB1]Gun> (go cut the fucking hole!)
<Lamuness> ( ;p  there are guards )
<Verifex> You see there are two guards in tower, and you can see from here that theres some smoke rising from one of the buildings with a chimney
<Verifex> (in the camp that is)
<Verifex> You wait for the guy to walk by underneath you then?
<Lamuness> ( yes )
<Verifex> Alright, the guy is about to be under you, what do you do?
<[CB1]Gun> (oh hell)
<[CB1]Gun> (spike foot and stomp ;)
<Verifex> Bob, Slix what are you doing?
<Verifex> (Gun you can control Dax)
* Lamuness shapes one limb into a double edged blade
<Lamuness> ( T1000 mode!! >D )
<[CB1]Gun> (guess we'll have to try and melt the rest of the fence....)
* [CB1]Gun scans area for presences
<Verifex> Alright, it takes you a few seconds to make the blade, and the guy is directly under you now.
<Verifex> (You can sense the two guys walking west between C & D, and they head into the A building)
* Lamuness jumps down from the roof, bringing the blade down into the guy's temple
* [CB1]Gun is lookout on the south end of D
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Lamuness> 21
<[CB1]Gun> <Dax> I'll do what I can. *waits for his chance and rushes to the fence, pushes a fist near and starts melting
<Verifex> Dagger, you manage to place a well-landed blade in the guys head
<Verifex> roll D10 for damage
<[CB1]Gun> (what no helmet?)
<Lamuness> ( dmg!?  should be instant kill.... )
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Verifex> hahaha of course he has a helmet, but it is still his head
<Lamuness> ( ah damnit... )
<Verifex> roll D10
<[CB1]Gun> (you got boned instead monkeyboy)
<Lamuness> ( wouldn't have gone for the head if I'd known there was a helmet.. )
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Lamuness> 5, 1
<Verifex> oh.. sorry hehehe I didn't see you rolled the first time I asked :)
<[CB1]Gun> (if GW has here he could use his sword ;p)
<Verifex> Alright, you hit the guy square in the head, and he falls down, he's still holding his SMG in one hand, and he tries to swing the gun at you but misses.
* Lamuness shanks blade into throat!
<[CB1]Gun> (better roll well ;p)
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Lamuness> 16....
<Verifex> In fighting a 1 means a auto-fail.
<[CB1]Gun> (failure!)
<Verifex> Only in fighting though, don't worry ;)
<Verifex> Roll D10 again Lamu
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Lamuness> ...
<Verifex> You slice at the guy on the ground, but swing wildly, you lose your balance, but regain yourself after a wobbly second or so.
<Verifex> The guy gets up, and shoots at you.
* Lamuness uses blade as a shield and dodges
<Verifex> (LOL he gets a 1 too)
<Lamuness> (yes !)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's fighting OB)
<Verifex> He shoots at you with his SMG and misses hitting the building instead, but now you notice the spotlights moving quickly towards your location.
<[CB1]Gun> (how's dax on the melting?)
* Lamuness attempts another shank at throat
<Verifex> In order to make a hole big enough to fit through, you think he is about 65% done.
<[CB1]Gun> (we could technically force our way thru right?)
<Verifex> After the guard misses with his gun, you see him take a shock baton from his belt, he swings and connects to your side.
<Verifex> Lamu roll D10
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<Verifex> you want to roll under your body
<Lamuness> ( booya! )
<Lamuness> (oh crap... )
* [CB1]Gun with his goggles on grabs what group is near by and rushes them to the hole
<Verifex> you are stunned, the shock is pretty intense.
<[CB1]Gun> (stupid tinman)
* Lamuness escapes!
<[CB1]Gun> (ha gl)
<Verifex> Bob you and the rest of the gang were over by B melting a hole in the west fence when you notice the gunshot
<[CB1]Gun> (which is why I'm rushing ;)
<Verifex> It's pretty obvious what its from, and you see Dagger laying there trembling
<Verifex> Dax manages to melt the rest of the hole while the spot lights are distracted on the situation.
<[CB1]Gun> Leave him. He did this to himself.
<[CB1]Gun> Cheese it kids.
<Verifex> Unfortunately, Blarg cannot go through the hole.
<[CB1]Gun> (why?)
<Verifex> (Randy can't take out his v-trodes! remember?  he still sees the cement wall)
* Lamuness attempts to slice off the guy's ankle
<Verifex> Roll D10 lamu
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[CB1]Gun> (randy is the wiz tho....constant v trodes I thought)
* [CB1]Gun grabs Randy by the hand anyways
<Verifex> You are still stunned, the guy is rolling you over, and looking at you puzzled, trying to figure out how to put the striptape binders on.
* DemonWolf (saves dagger! ;P)
* [CB1]Gun lead Randy out and hopes the rest follows
<[CB1]Gun> (good timing GW, suggest you flee)
<Verifex> You can't lead randy through a solid object..
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
<Verifex> His mind believes it is a solid object, if you push him into it, he could die.
<[CB1]Gun> (should we knock him out?)
<Verifex> (do what you like!)
<[CB1]Gun> (will the goggles dispell this?)
* [CB1]Gun slaps the goggles on Randy anyways
<Verifex> (no, virtuality is just as real to a wizard as anything else)
<Verifex> Lamu Roll another D10
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> (will a light shined on the wall show up to him?)
<Verifex> You come to, with the striptape binders half on your blade arm.
<Verifex> (Yes)
* Lamuness makes a run for it
<[CB1]Gun> (how about he just closes his eyes :P)
<Verifex> (doesn't work like that, his mind knows where it is)
<Verifex> (you had the right idea a minute ago)
<[CB1]Gun> (with the light or knock him out? ;p)
<Verifex> (I'm not going to tell you what to do)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW get the sword ready)
* [CB1]Gun karate chops Randy on the base of his neck
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[CB1]Gun> 22
<Verifex> Roll D10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> (crosses fingers for knock out)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW you cocksucker help out!)
<Verifex> Alright, DW Lamu anyone
<Verifex> (Lamu or DW, one of you roll D10 for Randy)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> (nice)
<Verifex> You hit him, and he goes "ouch, what did you do that for??"
<[CB1]Gun> Go to sleep or you won't leave.
<Verifex> "Kinda hard to go to sleep with you hitting me here!
<[CB1]Gun> (GW has the tazer so I'll have to do my own I guess -.-)
<Verifex> (GW COME BACK INTO CHAT!!!)
* [CB1]Gun static charges(DC3) to Randy
<Verifex> Lamu roll D10 for randy
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Verifex> still awake, but he doubles over in pain
* [CB1]Gun does so again for DC4
<Verifex> (if you increase the DC you increase the chance of killing him)
<The_Hatchetman> (Everybody's gotta go sometime)
<Verifex> D10 for damage
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Verifex> Lamu roll D10
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> (he better be out -.-)
<Verifex> he knocked out
<[CB1]Gun> (GW! you carry him)
RPGBot left the room.
* [CB1]Gun grabs Randy with Trev & Dax and they move the body thru the hole
<Verifex> You see Dagger heading right for you guys, with a guy running behind him firing his SMG
<[CB1]Gun> (ugh fucking moron)
<Verifex> (Lamu you there?)
RPGBot has joined the room.
<RPGBot> *** RPGBot is active.
<Verifex> Dagger what are you doing?
<[CB1]Gun> (he should jump onto a roof again ;)
* Lamuness is running
<The_Hatchetman> (T2 his ass! :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess we all made it thru the fence, except lammy)
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously lammy you can bend your joints and shit)
* Lamuness tries to regroup with previous group towards B & D
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck you!
<The_Hatchetman> (I rolled a joint... but it's too tight to bend... if i bent it, it would break)
<Lamuness> ( lmao )
<Verifex> Bob, Slix, Trevor and Randy make it through the fence (with lots of cuts and scrapes)
* [CB1]Gun and the group and on the run through the streets carrying Randy to the nearest dark alley quickly as possible
<[CB1]Gun> are on*
* Lamuness throws pieces of gravel at guards while running away
<[CB1]Gun> (you should leap)
<Verifex> As Dagger approaches the group heading through the hole in the fence, the spotlights follow you, and you hear some gunfire.
* Lamuness stretches limb into a pole while running
<[CB1]Gun> (so we're getting shot at... did we make it to an alley? ;p)
<Verifex> The ground around you, Dagger, is riddles with bullets and you are hit by a few (it hurts, but doesn't stop you from running)
<[CB1]Gun> (ok just him cool)
<Verifex> Riddled, that is.
<Lamuness> ( :P )
* Lamuness pole vaults over the fence
<The_Hatchetman> (139 pages? Holy shit!)
<[CB1]Gun> (most of which is spam ;)
<Verifex> You all are about 15 feet out of the fence when you hear the bullets fire
* [CB1]Gun and the group keeps moving not waiting to see what happens next
* Lamuness lands in front of the group
<Verifex> The guard sees you, and points, a spotlight soon follows, gun fire is hailing you all next.
<Lamuness> yo!
<Verifex> Dagger D10 + Ref + Jockstuff
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<[CB1]Gun> (where the hell are we on the map anyways ;p)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<Verifex> (you really needed that too)
<Lamuness> 12 + 15 = 27
<Verifex> You pull off some crazy shit, and manage to jump the fucking fence, you can see the guard behind you throw his shock rod down, and start shooting some more.
<Lamuness> ( lol )
<Lamuness> heya gang
<Lamuness> missed me? :D
<Verifex> You all shuffle quickly to the closest bit of cover.
* Lamuness flips off the guard while shuffling
<Verifex> Which happens to be a ditch, so it isn't much cover.
<Verifex> You can see the guard trying to make his way out the hole in the fence, but it is a bit too small for him.
<[CB1]Gun> (any trees? ;p)
<Verifex> Not near by, no.
<[CB1]Gun> (give a visual or we'll keep running in hte same direction)
<Verifex> The next closest thing is a hedge, about 30 yards away.
<[CB1]Gun> To that hedge.
* Lamuness hauls arse
<[CB1]Gun> (help carry Randy foo)
<Verifex> The camp is in a large parking lot-kind of place, with not much in the surrounding area.
* Lamuness notices GW is carrying Randy with ease
<Verifex> The next closest thing is a highway underpass, and a bunch of drainage ditches.
<[CB1]Gun> (and we couldn't do the truck cuz lammy is fucknuts -.-)
<Lamuness> ( woo hoo! )
<[CB1]Gun> To the underpass.
<[CB1]Gun> (wish we could light the hedge *winks at lammy*)
<Verifex> As you glance back, you see the guard turning around, and a loud noise is heard from the camp, some kind of "alarm" you guess.
<Lamuness> ( :P  GW is the one that got the heat gun remember? )
<[CB1]Gun> (no I do)
<Lamuness> ( :P  I DID have it, until he stole it away )
<[CB1]Gun> (I stole it)
<Lamuness> ( lies! )
<[CB1]Gun> (would a heat gun work on coal I wonder ;p)
<Lamuness> ( you light the hedge then! )
<[CB1]Gun> (no you bitch!
<Lamuness> ( do it bastich! )
<Verifex> Would a microwave light a piece of wood on fire?
<[CB1]Gun> (would explode that's for sure ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (anyways we at the pass yet)
<Verifex> Yes, also lamu roll D10 for randy
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Verifex> And surprise surprise, Randy regains consciousness
<[CB1]Gun> (not like he's here -.-)
<Verifex> What are you all going to do?  Trevor's looking very focused on finding a better place to hide then a underpass next to a BuReLoc camp.
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg had a factory override key this whole time)
* Lamuness declares war on BuReLoc camp
<[CB1]Gun> Trev, lead the way my ninja.
<[CB1]Gun> (you do that lammy, lead them away, we got Comos ;)
<Lamuness> hurry up trev!
<Verifex> You all run like hell for a good 200 yards across a parking lot that seems like forever.
<The_Hatchetman> (Trev = NPC? :P
<The_Hatchetman> )
<[CB1]Gun> (basically)
<Verifex> You all can see a stripmall at the edge of the parking lot, it looks incredibly ghetto (metal bars on all the glass windows, etc)
<[CB1]Gun> There, now!
* Lamuness gets to the stripmall in split second
<Verifex> The stripmall looks pretty run-down, as the only store that looks like it is still in business is the 7-eleven
<[CB1]Gun> We got normal clothes but don't go in.
* Lamuness opens the door....
<[CB1]Gun> (randy would need to hack the camera dude ;p)
* [CB1]Gun and the group head around back to regroup
* Lamuness closes the door and heads around back
<Verifex> You go in the 7-eleven or not?
<[CB1]Gun> (no one does yet)
* Lamuness hears a voice out of nowhere wondering if I go in the 7-11 or not....
<[CB1]Gun> (don't go into a 7-11 out of breathe it's just not smart ;)
* Lamuness whispers to self, "no, I'm not crazy...I'm not crazy...I'm not crazy.. )
<Lamuness> "
<[CB1]Gun> (going to edit blarg with 1 HP is that ok?)
<Verifex> Alright, well you go around the back of the place, and as you do, you hear the sound of an vehicle approaching fast
<[CB1]Gun> To the dumpster.
* Lamuness throws Bob in first
<[CB1]Gun> (no you fools...besides you could push it easier without me in)
<Lamuness> ( we're going to hide in the dumpster )
<[CB1]Gun> (around it, with guns ;)
* Lamuness hides behind the dumpster
* [CB1]Gun scans area
<[CB1]Gun> (is lammy controlling Randy?)
<Verifex> (yes, why not)
<[CB1]Gun> (har har)
<Lamuness> ( aw nuts.. )
<[CB1]Gun> (scan too dude)
<Verifex> Are you whispering this?  you can't communicate between characters in OOC
* [CB1]Gun whispers to Randy "scan"
<Verifex> (lamu control randy!)
<Lamuness> <Randy>*scans hardcore
<[CB1]Gun> (btw you got 3 arcane + 8 int)
<[CB1]Gun> (what did we scan? ;p get ready Randy going to have you elec. pick the backdoor lock soon)
<Verifex> You detect a number of devices in the 7-eleven, and a vehicle that seems to be approaching the front of the 7-eleven
* [CB1]Gun whispers to Randy "hack the cam"
<The_Hatchetman> (get me a Slushy!)
<[CB1]Gun> (that too)
<Lamuness> <Randy> *does all sort of The Matrix tricks to the 7-11 store*
<Verifex> What are you going to do?
<[CB1]Gun> (say "talk to me cameras")
<The_Hatchetman> (dude... im God's mentor...)
<[CB1]Gun> (not out loud tho)
<The_Hatchetman> "<system> [mail:] You were assigned to mentor tetragrammaton."
<The_Hatchetman> (oops)
<Lamuness> <Randy> sweet cameras, talk to me, your pimp daddy Randy~
<[CB1]Gun> (that a transformer?)
<Verifex> D10 + Arcane + Int
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> (14 -.-)
<Verifex> You don't get any response.
<[CB1]Gun> (try again!)
<Lamuness> <Randy> how dare you ignore me! Talk to me now damnit!
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<Lamuness> 20
<Lamuness> er... 17
<Lamuness> wait... yes, 20
<[CB1]Gun> (that's the way ;) 20)
<Verifex> "Hello, this is the security system, what do you want?"
<[CB1]Gun> (...want me to keep feeding....)
<Verifex> (come on lamu, this isn't difficult)
<[CB1]Gun> (neither is cutting a fucking hole)
<[CB1]Gun> (command is "do me a favor")
<Verifex> (alright gun, you take over, lamu seems to be having difficulty)
<[CB1]Gun> <Randy> Do me a favor, show me all camera screens.
<[CB1]Gun> (wait to PM -.-)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<Lamuness> ( -_- it's getting close to sleep time )
<[CB1]Gun> (we need to make a new thread getting more players)
<Verifex> No kidding.
<Lamuness> ( where's GW? )
<[CB1]Gun> (he missed all the fun huh)
<Lamuness> ( continue next game? )
<[CB1]Gun> We should find a way to get on top of this store.
<Verifex> (lamu where were you when I was asking you to respond a sec ago?)
<Lamuness> ( dozing )
<[CB1]Gun> (pissing his pants!)
<Verifex> (alright, this is a good place to end it actually)
<Verifex> I'll try to get some more players in the mean -time ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW just sleeps in for the IP it seems)
<Lamuness> ah thank goodness
<Lamuness> gg peoples
<Verifex> well thats no good.
<Verifex> alright seeya later lamu.
<[CB1]Gun> rewards!
<Lamuness> I'll beat up more guards next time
<Lamuness> ;p  maybe if a certain Bob was there for backup
<[CB1]Gun> why? you fucked up
<Lamuness> because there was no backup ;p
<[CB1]Gun> GW wasn't here for you ahhhhh
<Lamuness> neither was Karma
<Verifex> Lamu & Gun 15 IP, DW 10.
<[CB1]Gun> next game there maybe a fight, don't mess that up ;)
<Verifex> Well, I'm going to make a cybergen post to get more players.
<Verifex> I'll make it tomorrow, its too late right now ;)
<Lamuness> alrighty
<Lamuness> g'nite
<Verifex> gnite lamu
<[CB1]Gun> you edit in your IP lammy?
<Verifex> thanks for showing up.
<Lamuness> yes