0022 CB CyberGen Session

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<Verifex> hey everybody
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<Paddy_Boy> hi Dr. Nick
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<Verifex> Hurray! someone got it :)
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<Verifex> hey ranger
<Ranger> hi
<Verifex> I wish there were more people like you playing my cybergen game ;)
<Ranger> like me?
<Paddy_Boy> like dr. nick riviera?
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<Relic> 15.4 mil untrained exp now :)
<Relic> looks like 2.75 mil mpr is about what i will end at
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<Jennicide> Are Farms the only way to increase grain output in Wild Guns?
<Jennicide> And do buildings have an upkeep in Grain?
<Draugluin> Yes and Yes. Unless you consider raiding a grain production
<Draugluin> as*
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<Draugluin> Oh, Farmers apparently produce 1.25, and supposedly rounds to 2, for Premiums
<Xenko> Can also build mill and bakery to increase food production
<Verifex> OB? Nem?  Hatchetman?  Sam?  Hakai?
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<Verifex> I mean.. slam.. not sam
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<InebriatedArsonist> Farmers produce one extra resource point per hour.
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<DrAcO5676> Wood 76 (+94) | Clay 421 (+104) | Iron 1062  (+74) | Food 974  (+37) ugh and I have 36 farmers out on a raid atm
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<DrAcO5676> anyone have one scout they can give me?
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<Verifex> hey gun
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Veri!
<Verifex> Hail Comrade Gun!
<DrAcO5676> Gun, do you have a spare scout you can give me?
<[CB1]Gun> can't give, they only defend as far as I know
<Verifex> I've been looking for OB, Nem, Hatch, Slam, Hakai, Blarg to no avail...
<DrAcO5676> I want to do some recon work around me hehe
<Nemerizt> huh?
<DrAcO5676> ugh well that sux
<[CB1]Gun> can use mine for you I guess....area?
<{cb1}smallpau1> New Indy Jones movie was alright
<(CB1)logan666> Back up troops only defend so you wouldn't be able to use them for recon
<[CB1]Gun> mean x/y
* Nemerizt is here for CGen this week!
<[CB1]Gun> good, we're hitting the mall tonight
<InebriatedArsonist> Heard mixed reviews on Indy 4.
<Verifex> Hurray Nem is here..
<DrAcO5676> 198/97   he's right next to me hehe
<Nemerizt> what happened last week?
<[CB1]Gun> blarg stole a car
<{cb1}smallpau1> i just built my granary for the tutorial
<InebriatedArsonist> Again?
<Verifex> You all got out of the building, into the safehouse, and went to the mall in a battle cab.
<{cb1}smallpau1> 25 minutes to go
<[CB1]Gun> +1 IA
<InebriatedArsonist> You can't kill a bandit town by raiding alone, right?
<DrAcO5676> right
<DrAcO5676> you can farm their resources down though
<[CB1]Gun> 9 hrs
<DrAcO5676> thanks Gun
<InebriatedArsonist> Good.  It's nice to be able to raid three adjoining squares.
<{cb1}smallpau1> what should i build after the granary?
<[CB1]Gun> storage
<{cb1}smallpau1> the tut make me do something else?
<BooB_Ear> people, for WG, how come i cannot build a barrack
<{cb1}smallpau1> did that one already
<BooB_Ear> it says i have no grains with a cross over it
<DrAcO5676> I have about 5 bandit towns within 36 minutes one way for me
<[CB1]Gun> manual-military
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<DrAcO5676> one within 12 minutes that I have already bled dry for the second time
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<InebriatedArsonist> That means the food upkeep of the barracks will be too much for your current farms to supply.  Upgrade another farm before building the barracks.
<Greyfeld> if this Gi goes any higher, i'm just going to let them have it.  Not upgraded at all, and already pushing 350k
<DrAcO5676> does anyone know if cowboys (the unit) actually can carry 75kg or not?
<(CB1)logan666> Have you got your Main Building to level 3 yet?  Need to before you can build barracks
<InebriatedArsonist> Adjoining squares are ten minutes each way for basic soldiers.
<Verifex> You'd think this was CB chat, but you'd be wrong...
<Greyfeld> haha
<InebriatedArsonist> Feel free to come up with something else.
<Greyfeld> well if WG had its own chat, it wouldn't be a problem :P
<Nemerizt> thats because the chat on those games either doesnt exist or sucks horribly
<DrAcO5676> I will ask again in case noone read it the first time.... does anyone know if cowboys (the unit) actually can carry 75kg or not?
<Draugluin> WG guild forums suck horribly
<[CB1]Gun> if WG had chat it would be a prob for us ;)
<BooB_Ear> k thanks IA
<Greyfeld> somebody can make a WG channel on here....
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<[CB1]Gun> nah ;)
<[CB1]Gun> we could but we don't
<Draugluin> Does evasion lower your opponent's dex or something?
<[CB1]Gun> eva offers def. DX
<Greyfeld> it reduces their PTH
<DrAcO5676> no, Evasion has its own defensive dex
<[CB1]Gun> double threat
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<DrAcO5676> almost as bad as EC and lowering Dex + Str + Enc
<Draugluin> Because oddly, it seems that somehow a few players are simply reducing base dex before the haste kicks in, and they only have evasion and AMF
<[CB1]Gun> omj haste
<Nemerizt> i like my haste
<Nemerizt> though i like my GS more
<[CB1]Gun> you're different
<DrAcO5676> Haste is overated
<[CB1]Gun> OP you mean
<Nemerizt> GS is OP
<Greyfeld> generally i try to stay away from defensive enchantments for now, because i don't have the gear to protect them, and dispell magic always screws me
<DrAcO5676> They get killed by mages up here from all the DM abound.... I would like to see you have a Haste and GS bigger than Hubbells DM
<Nemerizt> im aiming for it
<Nemerizt> whats his DM effect?
<Nemerizt> so i know what to aim for
<Draugluin> Yeah, but what can reduce base dex?
<[CB1]Gun> haste and GS should not be effected by DM...would be interesting
<Greyfeld> EC
<DrAcO5676> Dave cast Dispel Magic on all enemy Minions (5,308,235)
<Nemerizt> right
<Nemerizt> so i need about 4 times what i have right now....
<Draugluin> Doesn't affect enchantments too
<DrAcO5676> even with the 68%? that Haste and GS cast at it would take a decent amount to break his DM that casts at 80%
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<Nemerizt> yeah
<Nemerizt> its why i need the JKF fixed
<DrAcO5676> JKF could be very deadly if the UC is ever fixed and Junction....
<Nemerizt> yep
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<DrAcO5676> Massive damage + that Endurance would deffinitly make it a huge wall of power
<Nemerizt> my jkf has 1.5 mil str and 1.65mil dex right now if I equip things
<DrAcO5676> what level jkf?
<Nemerizt> A Jigorokano Familiar lvl 1,729,217
<DrAcO5676> oooh not bad
<Nemerizt> yeah
<DrAcO5676> how much hp?
<Nemerizt> with an HoE i could get his str over 2 mil
<Nemerizt> around 950k after AS
<DrAcO5676> not bad at all
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<Nemerizt> I can get his UC to 107 without the AoF already
<Nemerizt> but without the x getting boosted it doesnt do much
<Nemerizt> all the damage comes from str
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<DrAcO5676> true
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<DrAcO5676> if JKF does get fixed it might need to get tuned down quite a bit
<NightStrike> UC needs EC resistance
<DrAcO5676> wouldn't that be nice
<[CB1]Gun> with so few and the strat changes needed, wouldn't make too much diff
<Nemerizt> JKF getting fixed would increase his damage to about just over double what it is now
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<[CB1]Gun> ahhh ello blarg
<NightStrike> it'd make a difference to me
<[CB1]Gun> need one more
<[Blarg]> ello gunneh
<[CB1]Gun> indeed and ranger would still rule
<NightStrike> 30% EC reduction would mean that Icould wear a +10 AOF
<[Blarg]> WTB Veri
<DrAcO5676> Ranger rules nothing....
<Nemerizt> you dont wear an AoF?
<DrAcO5676> He can't even beat me ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> fine he rules stalefish
<DrAcO5676> mmmm thats my favorite food
<[CB1]Gun> better stop him before he hits 9k win
<DrAcO5676> I can't... neither can Freed.... He tried hehe
<[Blarg]> what 9000?!
<[CB1]Gun> win streak
<[CB1]Gun> he hits 9k someone should make a thread ;)
<[CB1]Gun> to rub in draco's face!
<DrAcO5676> why rub it in my facE?
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<[CB1]Gun> why not
<DrAcO5676> I only hit 2700 before Freed ended my streak
<NightStrike> hmm
<NightStrike> apparently stalemantes don't end the streak
<[CB1]Gun> on look blarg's NCB is there
<DrAcO5676> nope
<DrAcO5676> gotta be a draw or a loss
<DrAcO5676> A loss actually
<DrAcO5676> I thinK Draws keep them going too >.<
<Nemerizt> no
<Nemerizt> draws break them
<[CB1]Gun> indeed
<Nemerizt> but stalemates dont even show up in battles counted
<DrAcO5676> I wouldn't know.... I don't like Draws
<[Blarg]> yessss, i'm on the main page
<DrAcO5676> I love Stalemates though ^_^
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<Nemerizt> a stalemate is as if the fight never happened
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<DrAcO5676> A stalemate is when Ranger whiffs for 30 rounds then goes to the forums to whine about Eva being overpowered
<DrAcO5676> when I coulda swore that for a time no tank had enough str or dex to break his duel EC....
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<DrAcO5676> now that is OP
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<Verifex> ok, did anyone show up?
<[CB1]Gun> blarg & neme
<Verifex> hurray
* Nemerizt comes from the shadows
<[Blarg]> wew
<Nemerizt> gimme a skull this time
<[CB1]Gun> lammy will be soon
* DrAcO5676 consumes the shadows
<[Blarg]> vroom vroom!
<DrAcO5676> MMmm... marshmellows
* Nemerizt consumes DrAcO5676's blood
<Verifex> hehehe nem is twisted!
* [Blarg] devours draco's flesh
<[CB1]Gun> we need to pick up neme anyways, say we start and get him caught up and what not
<DrAcO5676> I have blood? I knew I was cold-blooded and all
<{cb1}smallpau1> WG is not sending the activation email
* {CB1}Slayer333 annihilates all
<Nemerizt> you dont now
<DrAcO5676> Slayah!
* [Blarg] devours slayah
<{CB1}Slayer333> Draco! Blargah!
<[CB1]Gun> check spam folder small
<[Blarg]> look slayah look! my NCB is on the main page!
<{cb1}smallpau1> empty
<[Blarg]> it doesn't like hotmail
<[CB1]Gun> use gmail
<{cb1}smallpau1> yahoo.com
<{CB1}Slayer333> gasp, what an awesome name
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<[Blarg]> i know right?
<{CB1}Slayer333> to-tally.
<[Blarg]> no one ever fight me again mk?
<{CB1}Slayer333> no-k
<{CB1}Slayer333> get up to 2m score so I can add another person to my list
<[Blarg]> kk
<[Blarg]> find me people with 2mil+ score i can beat
<{CB1}Slayer333> Miami Vice is drawing me now, bummer
<{CB1}Slayer333> whats your strat?
<[CB1]Gun> veri, let's just head over...these two can do stuff to the plates and stuff
<[CB1]Gun> cya there
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<[Blarg]> evasion/amf
<Nemerizt> heh
<Verifex> alright sounds good
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<[CB1]Gun> lol spelt Romm
<Verifex> lol
<Slam> i found you
<Verifex> hey slam, nice to see you!
<[CB1]Gun> oh slam, editted your char
<Slam> here for a sec
<Slam> depends really
<[CB1]Gun> brb
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<Slam> veri ..... what did you get me for my b-day ?
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<Verifex> I got you a great big bottle of gratitude :)
<Slam> gun .... what did you get me ?
<[CB1]Gun> corrected the stats
<[Blarg]> veri i added info on mallbrats
<[CB1]Gun> you have the max amounts switched
<Slam> what if i liked mine ?
<[CB1]Gun> had*
<Slam> i dont know what any of that means
<[CB1]Gun> you had the max of 50 for the wrong stats
<Slam> oh so it was supposed to be even more difficult than it was
<[CB1]Gun> actually I made it easier for you
<Verifex> yes.. its supposed to be fairly difficult
<Verifex> where is nem?
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<[Blarg]> RIGHT THERRRRE
<[CB1]Gun> magic!
* Nemerizt fires!
<[CB1]Gun> Behold my CoC!
<[CB1]Gun> his name is chico
* Nemerizt fires his personal M240 Bravo
<Slam> ssooooo uh
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<Nemerizt> thats what i was doing last week
<Verifex> hi Hakai
<[CB1]Gun> Chico will cumfuck your ovaries to explosion!
<Hakai> hey guys  ^_^
<Nemerizt> out in washington shooting machineguns
<[Blarg]> that sounds violent
<Hakai> sorry, how long've you been at it?
<Nemerizt> hey hakai
<[CB1]Gun> at a mountian?
<Verifex> haven't started
<Nemerizt> it was quite violent
<Hakai> oh really?  Sweet  ^_^
<Verifex> hakai, did you finish some of the stuff on your characteR?
<[Blarg]> <[CB1]Gun> Chico will cumfuck your ovaries to explosion!<--- this is not normal Cgen stuff
<Hakai> some of it.  Gun was helping me
<[CB1]Gun> hakai is almost set...she needs name & info
<Hakai> I have a question about the wrench
<Slam> so gun .... am i gonna get to see uh the char ?
<Hakai> I filled in some of my name and info earlier
<Hakai> haven't found a pic or come up with a description yet though
<Nemerizt> what kind of char are you?
<Hakai> tinkertot
<[CB1]Gun> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Slam
<Slam> hak ------->
<Nemerizt> and can someone tell me how to put a pic into the description?
<Verifex> Slam is your character done?
<Hakai> Gun, guess who I was "talking" to a bit earlier?
<Slam> from what i understand
<Verifex> You have to upload an image, I think you need to sign up for wiki account to do that
<[CB1]Gun> yes slam is set
<Slam> gun played with it i guess
<[CB1]Gun> no need to sign, hyperlink it
<Hakai> Chappy, hehe.  He was talking with me through Where the Wind Blows
<Nemerizt> whoa
<[CB1]Gun> my asshole?
<Nemerizt> when did i get a padlock and coal?
<[CB1]Gun> j/k I'm not gay
<Hakai> Oh, really, Verifex?  hmm.  How do I do that?  Sign up for a Wiki account?
<[CB1]Gun> I stole it from lammy and gave to you
<Verifex> yup
<[CB1]Gun> lammy wants the padlock tho hehe
<Slam> yea i had a picanic in the park with my gf
<Hakai> no, heh.  I think I worded that wrong.  How do I sign up for a Wiki account?
<Hakai> nvm I see it
<Verifex> click the link at the top
<Slam> i have to poop
<[CB1]Gun> don't need to sign up, edit and give link
<Slam> i might be back ......
<Verifex> I think you gotta sign up to upload a file.. but I'm not sure
<[CB1]Gun> slam will fit in fine....
<Slam> how will i fit in ?
<Slam> i gotta poo bbl
<Verifex> Okay, so first --- > HAKAI
<[CB1]Gun> neme & blarg can "edit" the car ;) plates and v-shit
<[Blarg]> oooh female tinker tot
<[CB1]Gun> she's mine! I gots the tool kit
<Hakai> meh, took like 3 seconds to make an account, so no worries  ^_^
<[Blarg]> she likes me more, i'm smarter numbskull
<Nemerizt> how much coal do i have?
<Hakai> hehe
<[CB1]Gun> she fights better than you too
<[CB1]Gun> 1 lump
<Nemerizt> ..........
<[CB1]Gun> which is enough
<Nemerizt> for what
<[CB1]Gun> diamond!
<[Blarg]> 5 int? who wants that gun
<Nemerizt> to make 1 little diamond.......
<[CB1]Gun> fuck yeah
<Nemerizt> you are weak minded
<Nemerizt> give me a hill of coal
<Nemerizt> im making my diamond katana!!!!!!!
<[CB1]Gun> make a fuckin pitchaxe eyeshadow!
<[Blarg]> if this were a dictatorship it'd be a heckofalot easier
<[Blarg]> just so longs i'm the dictator
<[CB1]Gun> it would be if you fucks would listen
<Nemerizt> i declare anarchy
<Verifex> hahaha you still have to roll for your "Diamond making skills" nem ;)
<[CB1]Gun> blarg my lt.
<[CB1]Gun> LT.
<Nemerizt> how hard is diamond making?
* [Blarg] uses magic
<[CB1]Gun> would need all luck
<Nemerizt> and would i have to roll twice? once for making diamond and once for turning it into a katana?
<[CB1]Gun> we got $1k each anyways so no worries
<[Blarg]> I NEEDS MOAR CLAY
<[CB1]Gun> beg for moar
<Nemerizt> my clay is coal
<[Blarg]> you would never know we have 7 made characters for this game given our turnout
<[CB1]Gun> hey we got 5 here
<Verifex> Well, you can make them fairly easily I would guess..
<Nemerizt> i thought we had more than 7
<[Blarg]> two which arn't playing yet gun
<Verifex> making a katana is another story though..
<[Blarg]> so 9 total
<Hakai> hey, what was the Transformer's chick's name?
<[CB1]Gun> blarg, x/y on WG? and are you in ally?
<Nemerizt> so
<Nemerizt> with no luck i have a fair chance of making diamond?
<[Blarg]> not yet, 159/102
<[CB1]Gun> ooooOOOOoooo be soundwave ;p
<[Blarg]> i'm on the outskirts of the map
<[Blarg]> ghey
<Hakai> no one knows?
<[CB1]Gun> pick one off an anime ;p
<[CB1]Gun> oh wait nvm that would be goofy
<[Blarg]> the girl in the movie?
<Hakai> ya
<Hakai> what was her char name?  or real name...whatever, lol
<[CB1]Gun> imdb ;p
<Hakai> ty
<[Blarg]> tyrese gibson
<[CB1]Gun> rofl +3 blarg
<[Blarg]> lol, damn, it was the only one that sounded like a chick
<Hakai> -_-
<[CB1]Gun> right, blarg needs to hack the info on the car so it can stay ours
<[Blarg]> megan fox rachel taylor
<[Blarg]> THATS her name
<Slam> here i am
<[Blarg]> just the megan fox part
<Slam> there you guys arent
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<Verifex> WB slam
<Verifex> damnit where did he go?
<[Blarg]> Mikaela Banes is her transformers name i think
<[CB1]Gun> to poo again
<Hakai> yeah, thanks
<[CB1]Gun> wtf
<Verifex> lame.. well hopefully he comes back
<[CB1]Gun> doubt he'll stay
<[Blarg]> DOUBLE U TEEEE EFFFFF
<[CB1]Gun> cheerleader dictator
<[Blarg]> WHAT DOES THAT SPELL
<[CB1]Gun> war
<[Blarg]> huhg!
<[CB1]Gun> yes I am hung
<[Blarg]> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<[CB1]Gun> fucking
<[Blarg]> ABSOLUTLY NOTHING
<[CB1]Gun> yes that is true :(
<[Blarg]> waiiiit wait wait, are you trying to tell me that you are not a virgin gun
<[CB1]Gun> didn't the chico egg bomber say anything
<Nemerizt> i found the example thing on the list
<Nemerizt> it said diamond to coal is 12 difficulty
<[CB1]Gun> thought 15
<Verifex> yeah, thats not THAT difficult..
<[CB1]Gun> easiest cool thing
<Nemerizt> right
<[Blarg]> not one person on CB gave me a happy birthday post on april 30th
<Nemerizt> so
<Verifex> I mean.. it might be for YOU nem, because of your stats :)
<Nemerizt> how much coal do i have?
<Nemerizt> i only need a 5
<Verifex> You have 0 coal
<Nemerizt> oh
<[Blarg]> whats the difficulty turning coal into dinosaurs
<[CB1]Gun> lammy's coal!
<Hakai> http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/darkchild69/mechanic2temp.jpg
<Hakai> Would that work?
<Verifex> great!
<[Blarg]> needs moar bewbs
<Nemerizt> there i fixed
<[CB1]Gun> yeeeaaahh that will work *fraps*
<Hakai> fraps?
<[Blarg]> *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
<Hakai> what the hell does frap mean?  lol
<[CB1]Gun> blarg got it
<Verifex> I'll put that in your character sheet.
<Hakai> ok sweet thanks ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> I did it wrong
<Hakai> what is "fap" then?
<Nemerizt> put my pickure in too
<[CB1]Gun> jerkin the gerkin
<Nemerizt> lol
<[Blarg]> on a side note my psych teacher in high school got busted for child pornography
<Hakai> well then, lol
<Nemerizt> interesting way to put that
<[CB1]Gun> blarg we had 2 of those in 3 years
<Hakai> I'll work on a background story in a bit
<[Blarg]> warming up the colonel two soldiers
<[CB1]Gun> fuckin texas
<[Blarg]> yeah gun, but this is CANADA
<[CB1]Gun> and?
<[Blarg]> trouser snake
<[CB1]Gun> purple headed pez gun
<[CB1]Gun> lick the under side for the candy
<[CB1]Gun> com'on fex we have like 1 coal
<Hakai> so.  Do I just put in "Spanner" for the wrench under items?  or do I need the whole name?
<[CB1]Gun> diamond would only go for $200 anyways
<Nemerizt> i dont want to sell them
<Nemerizt> i wanna make my katana
<[CB1]Gun> put whole think, BUT what are you giving up?
<[Blarg]> http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms
<Nemerizt> im tired of using my teeth
<Verifex> Big Spanner is what I'd put in there...
<Nemerizt> which is the same as punching
<[Blarg]> heat-seeking moisture missle
<Verifex> Alright guys, looks like Slam is missing.. so unless he comes back soon, I'm going to assume he died of malaria..
<Nemerizt> such fun
<Hakai> rawr
<Verifex> Alright, everyone... Out of character in Parenthesis from now on..
<Nemerizt> blood and coal, skulls and moans
<Verifex> Where we last left our larcenious group of lazy kids, you were all hanging out at the mall, stealing cars and generally doing what kids do...
<[CB1]Gun> (I should be [Yogurt]gun)
<Verifex> So, what are you all doing, starting with Bob.
<[Blarg]> larcenious
<[Blarg]> mmmmmm
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<[CB1]Gun> (is neme there?)
<Lamuness> ( just in time! )
<[CB1]Gun> (perfect time)
<Nemerizt> (at the mall?)
<Verifex> (*larcenous)
<Nemerizt> (who misses a chance at the mall other than mall brats)
<Verifex> (welcome lamu!(
<[CB1]Gun> Lammy, throw your board in the back and drive this back to the hideout....we'll over haul it.
<[CB1]Gun> Dag* oops
<Lamuness> ( do we have an improved dice roller? )
<[Blarg]> why does he get to drive it?
<Lamuness> * s/he
<[CB1]Gun> Cuz he gotz skillz thet kill.
<Verifex> it's better then it was...
<Lamuness> ( kinda explains when we get a streak of 10s and then streak of 1s )
<[Blarg]> (thats the problem with randomness, you can never know)
<Lamuness> I'm going to haul the van with my board!
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe that was a good pic)
<Nemerizt> (nine nine nine nine)
<[CB1]Gun> The van is faster than your board...
<Nemerizt> actually the board is faster
<Verifex> There are some fast aeroboards..
<Nemerizt> but good luck hauling that van
<[CB1]Gun> (hey this saves gas)
<[Blarg]> your board has a hauling capacity of 0
<Lamuness> ( lol )
<Nemerizt> leave me your skull please
<[CB1]Gun> Car pool ftw!
<Lamuness> ( omg, it takes 2 hrs to build a lvl 7 resource!?!?!? )
<Lamuness> ( who has that kind of time!? )
<Hakai> (not if you have nuggets!!, hehe)
<[Blarg]> (hey, i have 50 clay, go me)
<[Blarg]> (nuggets are hax)
<Lamuness> ( cheater ;p )
<Nemerizt> hey bob, wanna help me get some coal?
<Verifex> Alright everyone, so Bob what are you doing?  Also, what is everyone else doing?
<Hakai> (*evil smiles*)
<[CB1]Gun> Later.
<[CB1]Gun> (am on the bike still)
<Hakai> (I'm figuring out the wiki, lol)
<Lamuness> ( I am hauling the van on my 650hp board )
* Nemerizt heads off to buy coal
<[CB1]Gun> (neme is there right?)
<Nemerizt> (am now)
<[Blarg]> i'll go with nem and try to steal some coal
<Nemerizt> (your board doesnt have a long lasting battery)
<[CB1]Gun> No coal here, better off ripping a hobo.
<Nemerizt> well cheaper is better
<Nemerizt> just dont get caught
<[Blarg]> i am offended at the notion
<Nemerizt> there would be coal in a mall
<Nemerizt> you need coal for bbqs
<Lamuness> ( what battery? my board has the power of a million suns )
<Nemerizt> roasted legs are good you know
<[Blarg]> because everyone here has bbq's all the time
<[CB1]Gun> What would kids be doing with all those cuts anyways?
<Nemerizt> a big party
<Nemerizt> we throw parties all the time
<[CB1]Gun> We have like 10k altogether as is!
<Nemerizt> havent you ever been to a goth party?
<[CB1]Gun> They use the coal for make up?
<Lamuness> everyone's being sad and scary?
<Nemerizt> ill get you into a vip one sometime
<[CB1]Gun> meat bag
<[Blarg]> haha
<Nemerizt> you definately havent been there then
<Lamuness> Where is the nearest car shop?
<Lamuness> we need to beef up the van.
<Lamuness> armor plating, bullet proof glass... the works
<[CB1]Gun> Rawr! Let's get this jeep back to the home and pimp it.
<Nemerizt> that would be black market
<Lamuness> one of us must have the skill to do it ourself
<[CB1]Gun> We can get the paint off.
<Lamuness> tinkertot?
<Nemerizt> steal me some books and maybe i could figure out how to make bullet proff glass
<[CB1]Gun> (not yet!)
<[CB1]Gun> W/e, park this thing on the other side on the mall before we go in.
<Hakai> (what?)
* [CB1]Gun rides off to other side of mall
* Lamuness races Bob
<[Blarg]> i already parked it gun
<Lamuness> ^in a van
<[CB1]Gun> (move it dumbass)
<[CB1]Gun> (so basically lammy is driving all in a van, it's getting done :)
<Verifex> You all driving around the mall, you see groups of juves coming and going, lots of them waiting at the bus terminal.
<[Blarg]> drive by shooting? because we're rebels?
<Lamuness> ( ooo do I dare ram the van into the bus terminal full of people? >D )
<Nemerizt> (do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck and I can't stop them)
<Verifex> Okay guys...
* Lamuness puts the pedal to the metal
<[CB1]Gun> (ou are metal)
<Verifex> I appreciate your willingness to embrace your inner child...  but lets hear a little less from your inner psycho okay?
<[CB1]Gun> (you*
* Lamuness heads towards the bus terminal
* Nemerizt starts laughing
* Lamuness joins and laughs maniacally
<Verifex> Need I remind you to read the "CyberGen Code" that kids in yogangs adhere to?
<[CB1]Gun> (dude get me a quest where I learn mind control once a day)
<Lamuness> ( thou shalt kill many CG opponents? )
<Hakai> (I so haven't read that yet...  -_-)
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe)
<Hakai> (I feel so far behind, lol)
<Nemerizt> (hunt all non goth at your pleasure, never betray to the corps thats it)
<[CB1]Gun> (we never read the code as you can tell)
<Lamuness> ( code #1.  don't talk about cybergen code )
<[CB1]Gun> (code #2: kittens)
<Nemerizt> (i like mine more)
<Verifex> Alright, let me read the code in a couple (2 -3 sentences)
* [CB1]Gun arrives at other side of mall
<[Blarg]> (i wish i was an internet person
<[CB1]Gun> (you technically are)
* Lamuness goes through the car wash
<Nemerizt> (why do you want to be a wizard?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you could put a v-plate on back of car ya kno)
<Lamuness> car wash~ goin through the car wash yeah~
* Lamuness hums
<Hakai> (can I open more than one adobe window at a time?)
<Lamuness> ( of course you can )
<Hakai> (I though so.  why the hell won't it open then?  lol)
<Lamuness> ( acrobat? )
<[CB1]Gun> (adobe sucks)
<[CB1]Gun> Where's that fucking van.
<Hakai> (got it)
<Lamuness> ( going through the car wash! :P )
<[Blarg]> (i want to be a wizard in real life)
<[Blarg]> (pointy hats are cool
<[CB1]Gun> (heh on the van not in the van huh)
* Lamuness finally parks the van this close | | to Bob's face
<Nemerizt> (i just want to have my dna changed into that of a superhuman)
<[CB1]Gun> I won!
<[Blarg]> (rofl http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/gratification/shark.jpg)
<Hakai> (would it be useful to know what items everyone else has before I buy stuff?)
<[Blarg]> hakai, i can steal anything
<[CB1]Gun> Pill out fuckers, we're going in, leave your shit and lock it.
<[Blarg]> i could steal your retinas if i wanted to
<[CB1]Gun> (check her shit ;)
<Hakai> (well that's not very nice.  I'd be quite useless to you if you did that...hehe)
<[Blarg]> i could steal your virginity! bwahaha
<Hakai> (that's one thing you can't steal, lol...you're a few years too late my dear  ^_~)
<[CB1]Gun> Dam you randy!...oh wait FAG!
<Verifex> damn where is that page wit hthe code on it...
<[Blarg]> FAAAAG
<[CB1]Gun> VAAAAG
<[CB1]Gun> (forget the code, we'll shit on it)
<[CB1]Gun> (literally)
<Nemerizt> (i said the code)
<Hakai> (so, really though.  Should I base my purchases off everyone else's inventory?  Or just buy whatever?)
<Nemerizt> (or something close enough to it)
<[CB1]Gun> (you don't have to buy anything really)
<Nemerizt> (do what you want, and dont rat anyone to the corps)
<[Blarg]> get in da van!
<[CB1]Gun> Out the van.
<Nemerizt> live the van!
<Lamuness> be one with the van!!
<Nemerizt> now break the van!!!
<[Blarg]> there is no van!
<[CB1]Gun> magic!
<Verifex> THE CODE: 1. Your word is your word om whatever form it is given.
<Verifex> 2. Never betray another juve to the machine.
<[CB1]Gun> (buuuuuuuulllllccchhiiiiiitttt)
<[Blarg]> ommmmm
<Nemerizt> (see, i had it right)
<Verifex> 3. Money isn't worth blood.
<[Blarg]> what about money with blood on it?
<Nemerizt> (blood is everything especially when hot)
<Lamuness> ( I guess a van is considered a machine )
<Verifex> 4. You never take from another ganger, without giving something in return.  Reciprocity doesn't necessarily mean money-transaction though.
<[CB1]Gun> (AIDs)
<Lamuness> ( ah! there's a loophole! never betray another JUVE to the machine )
<Lamuness> ( so we can kill non juves! )
<Nemerizt> (take life, give enlightenment)
<[Blarg]> don't betray anyone to the van!
<[CB1]Gun> (shit we shat on that thing like twice already)
<Lamuness> ( back to the bus terminal ! )
<Nemerizt> (take blood, give euphora)
<[Blarg]> get to da choppa
<[CB1]Gun> Get to da Mawl!
<[Blarg]> take blood give bullet or teeth or other dangerous weapon?
<Verifex> Now, is anyone in the mall shopping still?
<Nemerizt> (yes, me i need coal)
<[CB1]Gun> (we didn't go in yet)
<Lamuness> ( we're all at some parking lot )
<Verifex> Alright, well then..
<Verifex> You just need a good solid pile of carbon Nem.
* [CB1]Gun puts his bag in the van
<Nemerizt> (oh, so a body would work just as well then?)
<Lamuness> ( Nem, I'll make you some carbon right now! lol )
<[Blarg]> lets find a hobo
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy kinda can)
<Verifex> Alright, so everyone is nearby the van then?
<Lamuness> we need to find some juves.  can't wait til I try out these wolvers and claws
<Nemerizt> (if i gots my carbon then i will be in the van)
<[CB1]Gun> Head in, Huns! ;p
* Lamuness barges into the mall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Lamuness> come and get some security guards! rawr!
<Nemerizt> (hmm if i need to roll a 7 or higher to succeed you think thats good enough odds to try?)
* [CB1]Gun got dressed in the van and is in full dress suit
<[Blarg]> 40%
<[CB1]Gun> (no neme)
<Nemerizt> (thats for making a katana)
* [CB1]Gun heads in lookin' good
* Lamuness clips Bob's tie
<Nemerizt> (so can i get my coal/carbon? somehow?)
<Lamuness> whoops
<Verifex> Alright Dagger, you run into the mall looking all menacing, and a group of kids heading past you laugh, "FAG!"
<[CB1]Gun> (yes!)
<Nemerizt> hah
<Lamuness> ( are kids considered juves? )
<Nemerizt> kids you are right
<[Blarg]> what are we trying to do here
<Verifex> (JUVES ARE jouvenile kids, yes)
<Lamuness> ( were those kids juvenile? )
<[CB1]Gun> We're getting pizza.
<[CB1]Gun> And maybe a Kenmore.
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously we can)
<Verifex> Most kids here in the mall are juvenile.. only the occasional adult walks past with a bunch of kids in tow..
<Lamuness> I'm going to run you kids over with my van!
<[CB1]Gun> (omj it's k-mart)
<Lamuness> prepare to DIE!
<[CB1]Gun> (and lammy is a soccer mom)
<Verifex> The kids walked past you into the crowds, they can't hear you Dagger.
<Lamuness> ...I'm gonna bring the van into the mall and run over everyone...
* Lamuness twitches
<[CB1]Gun> We need sound stuff for Kenny.
<Nemerizt> haha
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<Nemerizt> enlighten them all for me dagger
<[Blarg]> we need psych medicine
<[CB1]Gun> (omj I rule)
<OBeer_not_again> thx for reminding me Hakai :)
<Verifex> You might want to reconsider that..  The mall has big cement barricades.. just like real malls have.
<[CB1]Gun> (welcome OB it's mall time and you can buy sound stuff)
<Hakai> (you're welcome ^_^)
<Lamuness> ( malls have cement barricades? )
* OBeer_not_again goes to the kiddy section of the mall and jumps in the playpen
<Verifex> (Duh, haven't you ever seen the big balls, or cylindars or whatever in the front of malls?
<Lamuness> ( oh.  only some.  they don't cover all entrances )
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy get a fucking cable this time ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (THEN you could drag shit)
<Lamuness> ( no! )
<OBeer_not_again> (um. So what can I pick up in the mall)
<OBeer_not_again> (I seriously need like an items page or something -.-
<[CB1]Gun> (lots of stereo stuff)
<Lamuness> ( get us a rocket launcher )
<Lamuness> ( instant win )
<Hakai> (is the sound stuff in the tech section OB?)
<[CB1]Gun> (fex would know more about jammers than me)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's in the mall section)
<[Blarg]> ooh, i could get a good deal on a rocket launcher
<[CB1]Gun> (pg 89)
<Hakai> (right.  But which section?)
<Verifex> OB, you pick up a wealth of sounds, infact its a bit overwhelming..
<Hakai> (ty)
* OBeer_not_again listens for female sounds in particular.
<[CB1]Gun> (hey we can get axes for $20)
<OBeer_not_again> (ooooh, throwing axes!)
<[Blarg]> phttt, i could get them for free
<[CB1]Gun> (shurikens $5)
<[CB1]Gun> (go to sporting goods then)
<OBeer_not_again> (whoa, really? I gotta pick me up some shurikens)
<Lamuness> ( can we get tasers? )
<Lamuness> ( don't waste money on shurikens ;p )
<OBeer_not_again> (why not? What's the damage on them?)
<Lamuness> ( because after you throw them, you have to go back and pick them up )
<Verifex> (Tasers are sold in sporting goods)
* [Blarg] meanders over to the throwing axes store
<OBeer_not_again> (I need something to waste my money on, and I'm a ninja-beastboy-sounddude)
* [Blarg] switches to sporting goods
<[CB1]Gun> (we have one tazer)
* Lamuness goes to the sporting goods
<[Blarg]> (we need more)
<OBeer_not_again> (Lammy - if they're $5 each, I don't have to bother picking them up :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (TH counts and so do GW & I)
<Lamuness> ( we also need flash / smoke grenades )
<OBeer_not_again> (wait, who has the paintballs/gun)
<[Blarg]> is there coal in sporting goods?
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy has one)
<[CB1]Gun> (hope so)
<OBeer_not_again> (I wanna lay claim to that stuff, what with the acide paintballs and whatnot)
<OBeer_not_again> (fits with my ninja char)
<Verifex> Oh wait.. sorry guys
<Verifex> I'm wrong,
<[CB1]Gun> (paint ball guns $200)
<OBeer_not_again> (I thought you said Lammy had one)
<[Blarg]> who wants paint ball guns when you can have real ones
<Verifex> The zapman taser pistol..  is sold at the pizza place.. 
<[CB1]Gun> (he does)
<OBeer_not_again> (I do, for the sneakiness Blarg ;'D)
<OBeer_not_again> How much is a taser pistol
<OBeer_not_again> That's yet another potentially useful item
<[Blarg]> oh god, i hope they don't remember me
<[Blarg]> lamu stay far away from pizza place
<[CB1]Gun> they didn't "see" you last time
<Hakai> (Fexy...is there any way to buy that 20 pocket coat that the Rad had?)
<[CB1]Gun> (can buy a jacket but blah)
* Nemerizt looks all over for coal or solid carbon
<[CB1]Gun> (get a carrybag for $5)
<Lamuness> (where can I get smoke/flash grenades? )
* [Blarg] heads to the pizza place
<OBeer_not_again> <OBeer_not_again> How much is a taser pistol
<Verifex> (You can't get grenades in the mall)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's pizza, we'll get there ;P)
<Verifex> (sure)
<Verifex> (Isn't there a mallbrat here?)
<OBeer_not_again> (TELL ME HOW MUCH DOLLUUUUUH)
<OBeer_not_again> iunno
<[Blarg]> ME ME
<Verifex> Kenny, you head into the pizza place, order a small plate of pizza, and sit down..
<[CB1]Gun> (oooo we should get these smartcards, work for doors and shit)
<Verifex> Randy, you sit down with Kenny and have a slice...
<[CB1]Gun> (4lang trans)
<OBeer_not_again> yum, pizza.
<[Blarg]> your footing the bill
<Verifex> A kid sits down at your table, hes dressed pretty normal.. "So what you all lookin for?"
<Hakai> (Gun, you mean the Smart Decrypter?)
* [CB1]Gun heads to furniture store and gets gas mask $200
<[Blarg]> we're looking for something with a little shock
<[CB1]Gun> (we got one of those)
<OBeer_not_again> I'm looking for a handheld pikachu.
<[CB1]Gun> (+2 OB)
<Verifex> (you can't buy gas masks from furnituture store, try as you might.
<Nemerizt> coal, a lot of coal
<[CB1]Gun> (it's in the book)
<Verifex> "Hmmm, let me see what I got.."
<Hakai> (what is it with you and the coal, Nem?)
<[Blarg]> and hey do you know where we can get any coal
<Nemerizt> (so i can make diamonds)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme can turn coal to diamonds)
<[Blarg]> (gun i'd rather use a tazer than a pistol)
<OBeer_not_again> (dude, make us diamond armor/swords.)
<OBeer_not_again> (;'D unbreakable!)
<Verifex> Okay, you can get a gas mask, in Disposable Futures
<Verifex> "What the fuck? Coal?  I don't know anything about that.."
<[CB1]Gun> (should I get a moving cube?)
<Verifex> "Be right back though, I'll get you something 'shocking', you said you wanted .. pokemon?"
<OBeer_not_again> Yeah man, preferably something resembling a handheld pikachu gun.
* [CB1]Gun calls Dag over
<OBeer_not_again> Doesn't have to look like him, but I want all the moves. Thunder, thunderbolt, thundershock, you name it.
<[Blarg]> (rofl http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2470141130_96c27a44ae_o.jpg)
<[Blarg]> Thunderwave!\
<OBeer_not_again> (ahahaha, nice Blarg)
<Verifex> "uhh sure kid, I'll see what I can do"
<OBeer_not_again> Thanks dude.
<Verifex> He walks away into the back room..
<[Blarg]> let me do the talking numbnuts
<OBeer_not_again> (the women scream)
<OBeer_not_again> yeah, you do the price talking
<[Blarg]> pikachu? what the fuck is that
<OBeer_not_again> it isn't fucking coal, that's what
<OBeer_not_again> god, dipshit
<OBeer_not_again> what's this look like, a greenhouse
<Verifex> A bunch of people walk in and out of the pizza place, you can see a kid carrying a big bag of something out of the pizza place..
<[Blarg]> does it look like coal? dammit!
* [CB1]Gun calls Blarg(?) "Hey you guys want a frigde/microwave/storage and remote cart?"
* Lamuness pickpockets the kid coming out of the pizza place
<OBeer_not_again> o.O I'm good without one of those.
<[Blarg]> "what the fuck do you we need one of those for? how much is it?
<Verifex> A couple minutes later that kid comes back out of the back room, he's holding a styrophoam "leftovers" box
<OBeer_not_again> sweet, leftovers.
<Lamuness> ( I pickpocket the kid!! )
<[CB1]Gun> "kart $200, for those heavy loads, and $500 for the kenmore"
<Verifex> (You explode in a pile of blood)
<OBeer_not_again> (not until he sells us our stuff Lammy)
<Lamuness> ( fine.... )
<[Blarg]> these sure look like tasty leftovers, how much?
<OBeer_not_again> (then you could steal our money back ;'D)
<[Blarg]> to gun: wait for me, i can get it lower than that
<[CB1]Gun> "no way they big)
<Verifex> "Uhhh, $30, seeing as nobody else is going to want this"
<OBeer_not_again> Is there enough for two in there?
<[Blarg]> "well i know i can't fucking steal the damn shit jesus"
<[Blarg]> can we take a look?
<Verifex> He turns the box around and opens it up, so you can see inside..
<[CB1]Gun> "make one of the hungry hungry retards pay for it"
<OBeer_not_again> (hungry hungry hippos?)
<Verifex> You see what looks like a green monster or something...
<[CB1]Gun> "they need food all the time"
<OBeer_not_again> ...
<Verifex> Kenny, Randy, D10 + School'in + Int
<[Blarg]> need dice linkzor
<Verifex> BTW, lamu where are you?
<OBeer_not_again> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<OBeer_not_again> 16
<[Blarg]> 13
<[Blarg]> (mo'fucking 1)
<OBeer_not_again> (bahaha, I roll'd 7)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj blarg needs traveling trodes, they v-control cars, $300)
* OBeer_not_again lowers his voice. "Does it shock?"
<[Blarg]> (coooool, but lemme steal one, how so small are they)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno if he needs them or will help him)
<[CB1]Gun> (trodes are dam small)
<[CB1]Gun> (poker chips)
<Verifex> Everyone has v-trodes gun.. :)
<[CB1]Gun> (these are diff)
<OBeer_not_again> (no, wait, they're all the same and Blarg can do that already. >.>)
<[CB1]Gun> (black box on pg95)
<Verifex> "I'm pretty sure it does all that, you want it or not?"
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno if they can like +3 him or w/e)
<OBeer_not_again> Yeah man, I want it.
<OBeer_not_again> Here's your $30.
<[CB1]Gun> (also hakai can hack them)
* [Blarg] gets up and heads to where gun is
<Verifex> Oh yeah, that is pretty cool :)
* OBeer_not_again takes the "dinosaur gun."
<[CB1]Gun> (talking about the travelers fex?)
<OBeer_not_again> Effit, follow that kid. If this thing is fake, give him a poisonous bite.
<[Blarg]> do you want to use that or me kenny
<Verifex> Hakai can remotely control cars that would be able to use Travelin Trodes.
<Verifex> I mean RAndy.. sorry
<[CB1]Gun> (both is more like it)
<Verifex> ;P
<[CB1]Gun> (also want the cart for the EBM machine on pg96 ;)
<OBeer_not_again> erm...I was buying it for me :P but if there's another out there....
<[Blarg]> let me steal it/ bargain first gunneh
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno what INT 6 DEF 5 would do for us tho)
<Verifex> (OB, you want effit to run after the kid??  It might be dangerous in here)
<[CB1]Gun> (see why spider rule)
<Verifex> Yes...
<[CB1]Gun> (roof cam spider I mind hack!)
<Verifex> Travelin trodes would work to transmit radio to the car to control it...
<OBeer_not_again> (It's dangerous for him to just go invisible and watch the kid?)
<Verifex> Randy can remotely control things in virtuality anyways..
<Hakai> (I don't see a black box on 95)
<Verifex> (Okay, think about it..  it's a crowded pizza joint, Effit is a snake..  do you think he WON'T get stepped on?)
<OBeer_not_again> (gotcha. *frown*)
<Hakai> (I see a sportspinner and a cyberbike)
<OBeer_not_again> (I was thinking like, sit in the backroom in a corner or something. :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (black box full of text)
<Verifex> (Okay, you can do whatever you like)
<OBeer_not_again> So where can I find me a paintball gun and some 'specialty' paintballs, then?
<Hakai> (oh.  *blonde moment* hehe)
<Verifex> Sports store...
<OBeer_not_again> Kk
<[CB1]Gun> Bah, I'll be back to the cart.
* [CB1]Gun goes to tech store
<Verifex> (Blarg, what are you doing in the pizza place?
<OBeer_not_again> (Lammy, you just have the airpistol, no paintballs right?)
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing I control GW ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (he has like 500 shots)
<[CB1]Gun> (100 w/e)
<[Blarg]> veri, i got up and am going to where gun is to bargain for that car thing and the  other storage thingy
<OBeer_not_again> (just normal paintballs though right? I'm asking 'cuz he doesn't have anything listen on his CGen page about it)
<Lamuness> ( right )
<Lamuness> ( just an airpistol )
<OBeer_not_again> (ah, okay.)
<[CB1]Gun> (special paint is pizza place stuff)
<Lamuness> ( I need a taser )
<OBeer_not_again> Say Dagger, can I buy your airpistol? <3
<[CB1]Gun> (you're fucking metal)
<OBeer_not_again> (come to the pizza place)
<OBeer_not_again> (there's tasers here! Just ask for pikachu guns.)
<Lamuness> ( it will cost you 100 IPs )
<OBeer_not_again> (what if I just give you a bootydance)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe)
<Verifex> lamu, I asked you earlier WHERE ARe you in the mall?
<Lamuness> ( hmm.... )
* [CB1]Gun walks around the tech store
<Lamuness> ( I was at the sporting goods earlier )
<[Blarg]> mmmmm, tech store
<[CB1]Gun> (stay there lammy ;)
* OBeer_not_again heads to the sporting good store
<OBeer_not_again> gotta get me some stun, sleep, and acid paintballs
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg & lammy in a tech store ;)
<Lamuness> ( so don't head towards pizza place? )
<[CB1]Gun> (sports*)
<Verifex> (no, just let me know if that is where you are going, ok?)
<OBeer_not_again> (pizza place has taser guns)
* [Blarg] wanders with gun to where the car thingy is located
<[CB1]Gun> hey Randy, let's do tech first m'kay
<[Blarg]> oh well what are we getting there? ::P
<[CB1]Gun> what you can "find"
* OBeer_not_again wanders into the sporting goods store. "So I'm interesting in looking at your paintball selection. Would you show me around?"
<Hakai> (^_^)
<[CB1]Gun> (dude don't get the paintballs)
<[Blarg]> show me something interesting and i'll try to get it gun
<OBeer_not_again> (Why? Lammy said he only has an airgun.)
<[CB1]Gun> (we'll have to roll for that)
<[CB1]Gun> (same thing)
<OBeer_not_again> (wth? Roll for paintballs?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no roll on finds in tech)
<[CB1]Gun> (steal like before)
<OBeer_not_again> (dude, I'm pretty sure Lammy doesn't have the sleep/acid/etc paintballs though
<Hakai> (/me is slow, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (doubt sports has them either :P)
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm gonna find out anyways)
<Verifex> the sleep/acid/drugs/poison paintballs are also sold here, but others cost x3 regular paintballs...
<[CB1]Gun> (ooooo)
<OBeer_not_again> excellent, I'm going to want many of each.
<OBeer_not_again> ;)
<Verifex> Blarg, what are you doing?
<[CB1]Gun> (we're in tech scoping for hak ;p)
<OBeer_not_again> (so if they cost 3x normal paintballs, how much are normal ones? I gotta tally this cost up.)
<[Blarg]> i'm in the tech store, looking for stuff that is small, useful, and not well guarded
<Lamuness> (brb)
<Verifex> (the book has all this OB ;))
<Verifex> $10 for 1000 paintballs..
<Hakai> (sweet, he can totally steal these microflashes for me, lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (you want me to buy it or somethin? :P)
<Verifex> (I would rather you dload it! :) )
<OBeer_not_again> (sweet shit, I can pay 120 for 1000 of each?)
<Nemerizt> (load up on them)
* [Blarg] finds the microflashes and looks for any sort of security tag
<OBeer_not_again> (I would love to download it, gimme the URL and I'll save it for when I have hi-speed internet)
<[CB1]Gun> (try for datatap, microflashes, even vocolocks)
<[Blarg]> (gun just tell me what to steal, i don't have the book on this computer)
* OBeer_not_again forks over $120 for 1000 poison, drug, acid, and sleep paintballs.
<[CB1]Gun> (kinda did)
* Hakai is standing next to two guys in the Tech store.
<Verifex> Randy, D10 Theifstuff
<[CB1]Gun> Hey cutey, what you looking for?
<[Blarg]> 9
<Hakai> (1 sec)
<OBeer_not_again> (ouch Blarg)
<[Blarg]> nothing you could get i'm sure
<[CB1]Gun> (16+9)
<OBeer_not_again> (nope, I think it's 9 total)
<OBeer_not_again> (btw, I just bought the paintballs and saved it on my wikipage, so they are THERE now.)
<[CB1]Gun> (nvm then, thought boost+int)
<OBeer_not_again> (Lammaaaaay sell me your airgun for a bootydance and...$200!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (only 3 types on s.paint)
<Lamuness> ( but I want IPs! I'm hungry for IPs!!! )
<Verifex> Randy you head over to the microflashes, and as you are grabbing a couple, a girl standing right next to you accidentally flashes you and you drop a couple of them, you look around, you stick out like a red thumb..
<OBeer_not_again> "accidentally" flashed him, eh
<OBeer_not_again> (that must be Hakai)
<OBeer_not_again> you should cover up your red "thumb", it's sticking out.
<Verifex> No pun intended, you've got a black spot in your vision Randy
<Hakai> (lol, OB you dirty boy... ^_^)
<[Blarg]> dammit hakai!
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe)
<Verifex> (Hakai's entrance)
<[Blarg]> talk to me security system
<Verifex> D10 + Arcane + Int
<OBeer_not_again> (Gun - 3 types on s.paint? Huh?)
<[Blarg]> 14
<[Blarg]> (yesssssss, 1, then 3, then 2
<[CB1]Gun> (sleep = drugs balls I believe)
<Hakai> Oh. Umm.  Hey....ISorry.  Who are you anyway?
<OBeer_not_again> (is this true, FEX)
<Hakai> stupid "enter keY"
<OBeer_not_again> (growls)
<Hakai> ( _)*
<[CB1]Gun> Wow, a chick who wants to get to know us.
<[CB1]Gun> How you doin'
<Lamuness> hello! I'm Dagger, what's your name?
<Nemerizt> beware those two
<Hakai> (that wasn't supposed to be there -_- lol.  I hate my enter key, but I'll work with it)
<[CB1]Gun> I'm Bob, nice to meet you Dag.
<Nemerizt> they are just after your skirts
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm still in the sporting good store...guess I don't get to meet her yet.)
<Lamuness> I'm a s/he!
<[Blarg]> heeeyyyy bahby
<OBeer_not_again> (ya, lammy's a woman)
<Nemerizt> still after her skirts
<Lamuness> guess...I could still chase skirts..
<Hakai> Uhhh, I'm Haruka.  Listen, do you two know who the heck is actually working around here?  I need these microflashes...
<Verifex> Nem, where are you in mall?
<Nemerizt> (no idea)
<[CB1]Gun> This maybe aburt but what you looking for honey?
<[Blarg]> (if you didn't flash me, jesus)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme is in sports)
<OBeer_not_again> (so we discover that Gun is deaf)
<Hakai> (lol, he's in the parking lot digging for coal)
<[CB1]Gun> (cuz you scream like a bitch OB)
<Hakai> (aburt?  hehe)
<OBeer_not_again> (sweet, Neme's in sports?)
<[CB1]Gun> (goth sports hehe)
<Lamuness> Haruuuuuuuuuuuuka!
<Lamuness> (get it? awooga? haruuuka? )
<[CB1]Gun> Randy! get the light of our lives some light.
<OBeer_not_again> (where's Hakai again? This sounds like a prime opportunity to try out the drug balls)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj that's right)
<Hakai> Well, I'm pretty sure I was clear...but... I want to pay for these microflashes.  Can you help me or not?   Do you work here?
<[Blarg]> (date rape)
<Hakai> (lol you boys are terrible)
<[CB1]Gun> (but I can give her like $1400 in free stuff :)
<OBeer_not_again> (what are you talking about Blarg, we're not on a date)
<[Blarg]> sorry, i'm going blind
<OBeer_not_again> (;'P)
<Hakai> (yay free stuffs)
<Hakai> Well, I said I was sorry....
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I have 1 microflash)
<[Blarg]> if anyone comes and sees what i was doing, i act like i accidently set one off while looking at it
<[CB1]Gun> That's cheap stuff girl, is that all you need?
<Hakai> (well you should have told me that like an hour ago, lol.  oh well.  it's not like they're expensive...^_^)
<[CB1]Gun> (we need more anyways)
<Nemerizt> (i figured it out! i should become a pyro maniac! then i will create all the coal i ever need)
<Hakai> Well, at the moment, yes.  I was working on some stuff, and my other flashlight's beam was too wide and not focused enough...
<[CB1]Gun> (OB drop sleepballs from the list and cost)
<OBeer_not_again> (Gun - nope, sleepballs and drugballs are different)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's not on the sport list in book)
<OBeer_not_again> (yah, but I don't have the sport list and the DM says they're different :P)
<OBeer_not_again> (so they're different)
<Verifex> (painball gun has them listed)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine! btw lammy had pills & poison)
<OBeer_not_again> Hmmm....I wonder if I can find a silencer for a paintball gun too.
<Verifex> (wait a minute, sleep painballs aren't listed there, you're right)
<OBeer_not_again> wth.
<[Blarg]> brb
<[CB1]Gun> (I rule like that)
<OBeer_not_again> (so I can't put people to sleep?)
<Verifex> Just acid, drugs, poison..
<[CB1]Gun> (drugs = sleep)
<OBeer_not_again> oh well. Editing time
<Hakai> (soooo....how exaclty is it that I'm going to end up tagging along with you guys, lol....my brain is halfs asleep.  We need a reason to run off together...)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's why I'm hitting on you)
<OBeer_not_again> (soon as I get a paintball gun for these sleepballs, we'll "run off together")
<Hakai> (that won't get you far, hehe)
<OBeer_not_again> Where's Dag when I need him to get me a good cheap airgun with a silencer
* [CB1]Gun scans hakai "You're name is Haruka right?"
<Hakai> Yeah.  And you were.... bob or something like that, right?
<Verifex> D10 + Interpretation Bob
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<Hakai> (well, there was really no need to scan, since I already gave my name, lol  but w/e)
<[CB1]Gun> (didn't see it thru all the crap)
<OBeer_not_again> (sry, I had to go really really bad)
<[CB1]Gun> (+2 OB)
<OBeer_not_again> (:D)
<[CB1]Gun> Come with me honey, let that blind guy get your lights.
<Lamuness> ( back )
* OBeer_not_again asks the clerk. "Do you sell paintball guns with silencers here? I can't stand the noise, it drives me up the wall."
<[Blarg]> (back)
<Hakai> Yeah?  Why would you want to buy something for a complete stranger?  What do you get out of it?
<OBeer_not_again> (lammy sell me your airgun, I bought 3000 paintballs for it! lol
* [CB1]Gun whispers to haruka"he'll steal them"
<OBeer_not_again> sex
<Lamuness> ( I need a replacement weapon, preferable long range )
<Hakai> I mean, don't get me wrong, free stuff is great....  Sounds like a plan to me.  Since I doubt he can do it.
<[CB1]Gun> I get company that doesn't scare children.
* [Blarg] waves at haruka
<[CB1]Gun> Plus I dig the overalls)
<Verifex> OB: The clerk at the counter looks at you funny..  "Silencers for paintball guns?  You know it's a paintball gun, right kid?"
<[Blarg]> (rofl http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii50/hotseat_2008/hotgurls.jpg)
<OBeer_not_again> Right, right, but I have -very- sensitive ears!
<[CB1]Gun> (dumbass)
<OBeer_not_again> It needs to be even quieter.
<Hakai> Oh, you can see again?  That's good I suppose.  Especially since it's a bit hard to have sticky fingers with something you can't see...
<OBeer_not_again> (no way, I'm a smartass.)
<[CB1]Gun> (we should have babies ;p)
<Verifex> "Uhhh, sure kid, here you go.."
<OBeer_not_again> (heh, nice Blarg)
<Verifex> The clerk points at the shelf behind him containing a hunting rifle silencer
<[CB1]Gun> Anyhoo dear, I don't know what I need tech wise and would like an escort or sorts.
<OBeer_not_again> cool, you have a really quiet one then?
<[Blarg]> (damn jailbait, now that i'm 19 its on the verge of becoming an issue)
<OBeer_not_again> (lol. I just need a super-quiet airgun! RAWR)
<OBeer_not_again> (Blarg, it's going to be an issue for a looong time)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw they sell martial arts weps there)
<Hakai> Ok.  What are you in the market for?
<Hakai> (in the tech store?)
<OBeer_not_again> (like what, Gun)
<OBeer_not_again> (o.O)
<[CB1]Gun> (nunchuks!)
<OBeer_not_again> (but I have rippyclaws!)
<[Blarg]> i'm in the market for hot looking tinker girls
<OBeer_not_again> lol.
<[CB1]Gun> Well we need stuff foooor elite use)
<Hakai> Then you're in the wrong store, sugar...
<[CB1]Gun> (got naginata in there)
<Lamuness> ( OB, are you going to get me a replacement? )
<OBeer_not_again> OK so how much for the superquiet paintgun then?
<Hakai> (you poor horny things...you're going to hate my background, lol
<[CB1]Gun> Oh you think I'm sweet?
<OBeer_not_again> (NO I just want yours because you don't use it)
<OBeer_not_again> (and then I don't have to buy one)
<Nemerizt> thats it!
<Verifex> (OB!!   Did you hear what I said?)
* Nemerizt heads to the general store part
<Nemerizt> (im buying sugar!)
<OBeer_not_again> (no, you should say it more loudly. O.o what did you say?)
<[Blarg]> nah i'm just kidding lady, but i can pretty much get you anything you needed
<[CB1]Gun> (hunting rifle is $600 there)
<Verifex> (You asked for a silencer, and he showed you a hunting rifle silencer, he was being a smart-ass)
<Nemerizt> excuse me
<Hakai> (LOL)
<OBeer_not_again> (yes, and then I said I just need a superquiet airgun!)
<Nemerizt> i need 100kg of sugar please
<OBeer_not_again> -.-
<OBeer_not_again> Effit, go crawl up his ass and bite his prostate.
<Verifex> General store?  this isn't 1870...
<Hakai> Anything, huh?  Well I'd love a demonstration.  I'm kinda bored anyway.  If you can steal me these 10 microflashes, well...I may just owe you a favor...
<[CB1]Gun> You good with weird tech stuff, hun?
<Verifex> You can go into the grocery store though.. hahaha general store..
<Nemerizt> (supermarket, cosco, whatever, just wherever they would sell sugar)
* [Blarg] tries to steal some micro flashes again
<[Blarg]> you need a card for costco though
<Hakai> What're you looking for, Bob?
<[CB1]Gun> Cuz we ran into this hobo overlord with mind control device and would like to mess his shit up.
* Nemerizt heads to the GROCERY store
<[CB1]Gun> Getting a towcable soon.
<OBeer_not_again> "Lemme ask you again, mister sports clerk. Quite the job you've got there, btw, bet you've been rising through the ranks for years. Now I'll ask slowly....how? much? for? your? quietest? airgun?"
<Hakai> (you would want to make me read...lol....hang on)
<[CB1]Gun> Think you would be into that mess?
<Verifex> Randy, you are about to grab some of the microflashes and a guy says in a annoyingly perky voice behind you, "May I HELP you?"
<OBeer_not_again> (he's gonna assrape you!
<OBeer_not_again> (RUN)
<[CB1]Gun> Yeah! You helper dude, help us.
<[CB1]Gun> Me and my g/f need help looking for PDAs.
<OBeer_not_again> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (+2 Gun?)
<[Blarg]> hi there! you look like the kind of guy who would know pretty much everything about this technogeek stuff in here eh? I've never seen such flashy thingamabobers before, and neither has my friend here, i'm sure he has a lot of questions for you
<Verifex> "Look kid, they don't pay me enough to deal with this crap..  It's a freakin paintball gun, the best one we got is the splatman airpistol.. it's about as "quiet" as paintball guns go...
<Hakai> Hmm, well there's a lot I can do.  That may be somehting I could help you with...  Oh, look.  I'm thinking your skilled buddy isn't all that skilled after all...
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe, yeah, +2 Gun)
<OBeer_not_again> Great, great, so again, how much does it cost?
<[CB1]Gun> Shhhh, he's good at times.
<Hakai> (lol Verifex)
<[Blarg]> (when i'm not blind in one eye)
<Hakai> (^_~)
<Verifex> "For you?  $200"
<[Blarg]> (for anyone else 50 bucks)
<OBeer_not_again> Cool, well I'll think it over for a bit and be back. Enjoy your dayjob.
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
* OBeer_not_again goes to find Randy.
* Hakai starts chatting with the clerk about prices and features of the products
<OBeer_not_again> Hey Randy, if I pay you back will you go buy me a superawesome paintball gun?
<[Blarg]> (fricka doo i'm already trying to steal all the technology in the store
* [CB1]Gun puts arm around haruka then whispers softly "go with it, RP style"
<Hakai> (I'm totally stalling, I need to read the descriptions of these tech items, lol)
* Nemerizt takes 100kg of sugar to the van
<OBeer_not_again> (buy meeee a pbgun Blarg!)
<[Blarg]> (stupid DH we need anotther person who can get good deals)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme, get the cart ;) $200 and carries heavy shit)
<Hakai> (DH?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dirty hippy played then quit)
<Hakai> (Oh)
<[CB1]Gun> ( he has a life)
<Verifex> Nem, I'm sorry but the grocery store doesn't have 100kg of sugar on the shelves of this safewalcost grocery
* [Blarg] tries to steal again when the clerk is distracted
<Nemerizt> (shopping carts were free last time i checked)
<OBeer_not_again> sigh.
<Nemerizt> (how much do they have?)
<[CB1]Gun> (this is a remote cart we keep)
<Verifex> You can get about 22kg of sugar off the shelves...
<Nemerizt> (can keep shopping carts too)
* Nemerizt takes it all
<[CB1]Gun> (this is remote)
<Hakai> (lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (Blarg, if you go buy that paintball gun for me I'll steal for you.)
<[CB1]Gun> (it follows you around hands free)
<OBeer_not_again> (I have 6 luck to use and good stats, do it for meh)
<Nemerizt> (i can make a katana out of 22kg of sugar)
<[Blarg]> (3 theif stuff?)
<Nemerizt> (barely, but i can)
<Verifex> The clerk girl at the register, "You making a sugarcake or something, thats a lot of sugar!"
<OBeer_not_again> (3 thief +6 luck + whatever attribute + dice)
<Nemerizt> its for a party
<OBeer_not_again> (That's like having 9 thief stuff, Blarg)
<Nemerizt> trying out some new dishes this time
<[Blarg]> phtt, sure sure
<Verifex> Blarg D10 + Theifstuff + Ref - 10 because the clerk seems to be following you.
* [Blarg] wanders out of the tech store and into the sporting goods
<OBeer_not_again> -.-
<OBeer_not_again> yay.
<[CB1]Gun> (but blarg can boost)
<Nemerizt> (so how much is the sugar?)
* OBeer_not_again steals the stuff Blarg was after when the clerk follows him out.
<Verifex> It's about 75 for all the sugar...
<[CB1]Gun> (wow)
<Hakai> (OB, are you even in the Tech store? lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (cheap, nice)
<OBeer_not_again> (yes, I went over there to get him to buy the PB gun for me)
<Hakai> (ah)
<Verifex> The clerk follows Randy to the door, but doesn't leave the store.
<Lamuness> ( twiddles thumbs )
<Nemerizt> (purchaced)
<Verifex> Kenny, you left sports store?
<Hakai> (so he was successful in the theft?)
<OBeer_not_again> Yes, I'm in the tech store.
<Verifex> Alright, D10 + Theifstuff + Ref
<OBeer_not_again> ok
<[CB1]Gun> Bah, this place is boring, com'on honey.
<OBeer_not_again> Damn, rolled a 1
<Hakai> (so wait...they both stole microflashes?  I'm confused, lol)
<[Blarg]> haha
<Verifex> Alright guys..  ROLEPLAYING SHOPPING IS FUCKING BORING..
<[CB1]Gun> (turns out I have 10 micros)
<OBeer_not_again> 17, I put all 6 luck into it.
<Hakai> (lol)
<[Blarg]> roleplaying shoplifting?
<OBeer_not_again> (yeah, I get that Fex, but I needed an airgun.)
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to slip one microflash into your pocket.
<[Blarg]> after getting this gun i promise i'll stop
<Hakai> (does your car need fixing?  lol)
<OBeer_not_again> awesome.
<[CB1]Gun> (we need trav trodes!)
<[Blarg]> (he rolls a 1 and gets a micro flash, i roll a 3 and get blinded
<[Blarg]> (course i didn't add ref to mine)
<[CB1]Gun> (you saw too much)
<Verifex> wait... you rolled a 1?
<Hakai> Hmm...I need a carry bag.  Which store has one you think?
<Verifex> Thats an automatic failure..  
<[Blarg]> and 6 luck though veri
<OBeer_not_again> (yeah, I rolled a 1 + all my luck + 8 ref +3 thief)
<[CB1]Gun> Sports.
<OBeer_not_again> (I got LUCK dammit)
<Verifex> Doesn't matter, 1 fails..
<[CB1]Gun> We got like 4 as it is.
<OBeer_not_again> (Too late I already took the microflash seeya suckaaaas)
<Hakai> Well, I'm headed to sports...you can tag along if you'd like
<Verifex> some rolls are auto-fails in certain situations..
<OBeer_not_again> dammit. -.-
<Hakai> (wait, you do?)
<Verifex> You slip the microflash in your pocket.
<OBeer_not_again> so what, do I have to give it back or something?
<[CB1]Gun> Have to, told someone you're my girl.
<[CB1]Gun> (hurry it up I say ;)
<Nemerizt> (am i back at the van now?)
<OBeer_not_again> (didn't you catch that, Hakai? He told the clerk you're his gf.)
<Hakai> Heh, this must be the best day you've had in weeks, then, huh?  *sarcasm*
<Verifex> And as you are heading out, a guy blocks your path Kenny.
<Hakai> (yeah, I saw lol...  ^_^)
<[CB1]Gun> Nope, got laid 3 days ago so I'm good.
<OBeer_not_again> 'scuse me, friend, but I need to get by.
<[Blarg]> (i got laid this morning, just to brag)
<OBeer_not_again> (+3 social skills)
<[CB1]Gun> Also means you're safe for a week.
<Hakai> By another person? 
<[CB1]Gun> No, we stole this dog.
<OBeer_not_again> (guys, get ready to help me out here.)
<Verifex> The guy grabs your arm, "Come with me kid."
<[Blarg]> (yes hakai)
<Hakai> heh, wow.
<[CB1]Gun> Wow, a show.
* OBeer_not_again lets out a subsonic
<[CB1]Gun> WTF!
<OBeer_not_again> stun*
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm stunnin that sucker and leaving)
<Hakai> (are we arounD?)
<OBeer_not_again> (I dunno, but you better not be for long)
<[CB1]Gun> (it has good reach)
<OBeer_not_again> (Randy, buy that damn gun fast)
<[CB1]Gun> (10m range)
<Verifex> You are right outside the techshack, you can see Kenny right inside the door
<Hakai> (well then, lead the way ^_^)
<[Blarg]> i'm going to the paintball place to buy that gun
<OBeer_not_again> Guys, go find Randy!
<[CB1]Gun> Who's guys?
* OBeer_not_again lets out a subsonic stun nobody else can hear towards the guy who grabbed his arm.
<[CB1]Gun> Walk faster hon.
<Hakai> Why?  What's going on?
<OBeer_not_again> (dammit, I better not roll a 1.)
<Nemerizt> (if im at the van then im gonna start my alchemy processes
<Verifex> Haruka, Bob and Randy are outside techshack..
<[CB1]Gun> Shuddup and move.
<OBeer_not_again> Effit, get ready for action.
<Hakai> (lol, OB)
<Verifex> Alright Nem, roll your skill, you are in the van.
* Hakai picks up her pace
<Verifex> Also, tell me what you are doing.
<Nemerizt> (ok, this first roll is to pull out the carbon from the sugar)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's save neme for another time, he should come in and do deathwalk)
<Nemerizt> 11
<Verifex> Kenny, roll your cybergen power..  (keep in mind, exposing your powers in public place with security, is bound to get you lots of unwanted attention)
<OBeer_not_again> I can't do it subsonic and he's stunned without more noise?
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy save him!)
<[Blarg]> (i thought he was in the van
<[CB1]Gun> (neme is van)
<OBeer_not_again> (Blarg, did you buy that gun?)
<[CB1]Gun> (we'll buy the gun :P)
<[Blarg]> i'm not even there in the store yet
<Verifex> ...  the sonic attack is incredibly loud..
<Verifex> It's not "sub-sonic"
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg should run back in and steal shit while OB occupies)
<OBeer_not_again> subsonic!
<OBeer_not_again> or hypersonic, even!
<[Blarg]> (HYPERACTIVE HYPERDRIVE)
<Verifex> it's called "Sonic Stun"
<OBeer_not_again> (dude, when I do this everyone is going to come running. Not likely.)
<Verifex> Have you guys ever seen Heroes?
<[CB1]Gun> (w/e me and hakai are getting shit I gave you punks ideas)
<Hakai> yeah
<Verifex> Have you ever seen any superhero movie?
<Hakai> that "yeah" was to your question, Verifex
<[CB1]Gun> (btw your snake is enough to fuck with the guy)
<OBeer_not_again> (well, I'll try the snake first then)
<OBeer_not_again> Effit, reveal yourself and spread your hood.
<[CB1]Gun> (I so rule you peasants -.-)
<Verifex> (Ok, enough from me, I won't tell you how to play, I just want you to understand what you are doing.) ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (pinky and the brain brain brain brain)
<OBeer_not_again> (no, I know what you're saying, I just figured I could do like a hypersonic thing, like dogwhistle - beyond human hearing)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj hakai is the brain!)
<OBeer_not_again> Effit, reveal yourself and spread your hood.
<Hakai> (lol, what?)
<Verifex> (if it's beyond human hearing, they wouldn't be stunned by it..  )
<OBeer_not_again> (heh, good point. But hopefully Effit will shock the guy and I can run for it.)
<[CB1]Gun> (hakai, I made you the smartest one ;)
<Hakai> (yay!  ^_^)
<Nemerizt> (i am now going to turn that carbon i drew from the sugar into diamond)
<Nemerizt> 12
<Nemerizt> (just enough)
<OBeer_not_again> (You don't have to drive, do you Nem)
<OBeer_not_again> (lol)
* [CB1]Gun and Haru arrive at the sports store
<Verifex> You manage to make a crappy looking clear stone.
<Nemerizt> (can i try and refine it some?)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't break down sugar without my mask k ;)
* OBeer_not_again pulls back from the man as a cobra, hood spread and fangs bared, suddenly appears on his arm.
<Verifex> (OB, are you shoving your snake at the guy leading you away?)
* [Blarg] also arrives at the sport store
<OBeer_not_again> (I just had him appear, no more camoflauge)
<Hakai> (do we even know why he's got ahold of you?  for shoplifting maybe?)
<[CB1]Gun> K, Hon, look who's back.
<OBeer_not_again> (yeah, shoplifting)
<Verifex> Kenny, D10 + Jockstuff + Ref to pull away from the guy.
<Hakai> Nice.  So, did you manage to score any loot?
<OBeer_not_again> 16
<OBeer_not_again> (a microflash)
<[CB1]Gun> Stick with me girl I'll give you a $400 dress.
<Hakai> (that was to Blarg, heh)
<OBeer_not_again> (surely the cobra threatening to bite him will loosen his grip)
<Nemerizt> (how much diamond can i make out of all the sugar?)
[Blarg] left the room.
<Hakai> ....Really?  Do the grease stains scream $400 dress to you? 
<Verifex> You manage to pull away from the guy and whip out Effit from (where the hell is Effit anyways?)
<[CB1]Gun> Wasn't mine so dunno.
<OBeer_not_again> (whip him out? effit simply stays curled around me at all times, camoflauged.)
<[CB1]Gun> (should be in his sleeve)
[Blarg] has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to [Blarg]
<Hakai> heh
<[Blarg]> (chat was messing up on the other computer)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe, I used to have a kingsnake that would wrap around me ^_^)
<Verifex> Nem, D10 + manip + int
<Verifex> er.. manip + tech
<[Blarg]> Hello clerk, i would like to purchase the best paintball gun you have
<Hakai> (what page are gogangers on, Gun?)
<[CB1]Gun> (let me shop would ya)
<Verifex> Alright, Effit uncoils and you shove him at the guy, the guy backs off a bit and you see him fumbling with his belt
<Nemerizt> (again?)
<Hakai> (hehe, ok)
<OBeer_not_again> Shit, time to run
<Nemerizt> 9
<[CB1]Gun> Buy your bag baby, I'm not paying for everything yet.
* OBeer_not_again makes a break for it, Effit hissing at the man as he runs.
* Hakai pays for her bag
<Hakai> (oK, so where do I edit that in?)
<OBeer_not_again> (mall stuff)
<[CB1]Gun> (the big blankness way down)
<OBeer_not_again> (hopefully the clerk gets to Randy soon before I go running past ;'P)
<Hakai> (saw it as soon as I flipped over to my page, lol...thx)
<Verifex> Alright Kenny, you manage to get out of the store around the guy...
<Verifex> now D10 + Blend + Ref..
<[CB1]Gun> (put [$5] beside it like I do so we keep track easy)
<OBeer_not_again> 24
* OBeer_not_again is so ninja.
<[CB1]Gun> Randy, come here.
<[CB1]Gun> (very)
<Verifex> Alright, you turn and you don't see the guy following you as you try to blend into the mall crowd..
* OBeer_not_again quietly works his way through the crowd towards the exit.
* [Blarg] shuffles to bob
<OBeer_not_again> time to go find Nem and chill for a while out of sight and out of mind
<Hakai> (Ok  ^_^  Do I subtract from my $1000 total as well?)
<Verifex> Alright, Nem, you aren't able to change the structure of the clear rock.
<OBeer_not_again> (if you paid for something)
<Nemerizt> (??????????)
* [CB1]Gun whispers "ok need towcable stuff and martial art weps, get em"
<OBeer_not_again> (lol, you rolled a 9?)
<Verifex> (You FAILED your roll)
<Hakai> (kk thxy  ^_^)
<Nemerizt> (umm, i was just asking how much can i make out of the sugar)
<Nemerizt> (as in like a mass)
<[CB1]Gun> (head in the mall neme, we'll get stuff for that)
<Verifex> You aren't really quite sure Nem
<Nemerizt> (size?)
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm sure 22kg of sugar can make a katana. :))
<Verifex> Unless you've got a calculator and some know how, there isn't an easy way to find out that..
<Nemerizt> (like, is it the size of my hand, my head?)
<Hakai> (soo...did Blarg manage to steal those microflashes?)
<Verifex> The rock is about the size of your hand.
<[CB1]Gun> (can I use GW's cash?)
<Hakai> (lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (Hakai - I did)
<Verifex> No, Blarg failed..
<Nemerizt> (is there any sugar left over?)
<Hakai> (ok)
<Verifex> partially because of Haruka, and partially because of the clerk..
<OBeer_not_again> (I'd edit it into the wiki, but I'm going to give it to you/Blarg (whoever needs it) before this session ends)
<[Blarg]> (phail)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW's cash?!)
<Verifex> What are you all doing in the sporting goods store?
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg is going to steal shit)
<OBeer_not_again> Randy's buying me that paintball gun
<Hakai> (oh.  how many did you get, OB?)
<Verifex> He managed to escape with 1 microflash.
<OBeer_not_again> (I think just one =\)
<OBeer_not_again> (not much chance of me going back in and pulling it off twice ;'D)
<Nemerizt> (haruka mukashi no toki aru hito wa kou iimashita "Ore wa kaizoku Oh ni naru!" oshimai.
<Hakai> (ok  ^)_^)
<Hakai> (what the hell did you just say, Nem?  lol)
<Nemerizt> (i used your name in context, instead of as a name)
<OBeer_not_again> ("Haruka, your pants are like a leaf in the winter "cold and frozen" forever")
<Verifex> Remember parenthesis is for Out-of-character.. ;)
<OBeer_not_again> (booya, I translated.)
<Hakai> (Verifex, I was at the sports store buying a bag also)
<Hakai> (which I've done.  I'm pretty much done in the mall, since I can't think of anything else I'd need...)
<Verifex> Alright, if you are buying anything, simply take off the money and edit it into your wiki page.
<OBeer_not_again> (Fex, you gotta tell Randy how much he got the PBgun for
<OBeer_not_again> (seeing as he's a mallbrat getting it for me for cheap)
<Nemerizt> (how much sugar did i use to make that flawed crystal?)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj we're mean to fex)
<Verifex> Alright, Randy, roll your mallbrat skill (I forgot you were a mallbrat! LOL)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (carps fex, I told you!)
<Verifex> (THIS IS PAINFUL ROLEPLAYING A FUCKING MALL!!!!)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe, we're on our way out! I already left the mall!)
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit, so let's focus on blarg)
<Hakai> (I'm done as well ^_^)
<OBeer_not_again> (well if you want the microflash you better come find me)
<Verifex> (nah, its okay, I just think its ironic I hate going to the mall in real life, and now I'm ending up in the very place I hate, and I say I do this for entertainment, HA!)
<[CB1]Gun> (no you aren't girl, got a big thing ahead)
<[Blarg]> :D
<OBeer_not_again> (lol Fex)
<OBeer_not_again> (blarg, roll it!)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I do have 10 microflashes as it turns out)
<OBeer_not_again> (omg. Don't tell me I did all that stealing/running for nothing)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<OBeer_not_again> (you bastard.)
<Verifex> It took about 255 grams of sugar to make that rock.
<[CB1]Gun> (I told you guys)
<Hakai> (OB, i've never even met you yet, hehe...  It'd be a bit odd for me to walk up to you randomly and ask for a stolen microflash, don'tcha think?  ^_~)
<[Blarg]> 8+8? rolled 8 and have 8 boost
<OBeer_not_again> (ahh, you must've left the tech store when I went and told randy I'd steal for him)
<Hakai> (I do, Gun?  What big thing?)
<Nemerizt> (hmm, a hand sized rock from 255 grams of sugar..... definately a failure)
<Verifex> (blarg, INT + Boost + D10
<OBeer_not_again> (that's 1/4 a KG, Nem)
<OBeer_not_again> (you have 21.75 kgs left ;'D)
<[CB1]Gun> (we'll need a cart for it likely...it's $900 on pg96)
* Nemerizt gets outside the van and throws the rock at the ground
<OBeer_not_again> No! Make it into a dagger for me
<Nemerizt> (while closing eyes)
<Verifex> It bounces along the ground and hits a tire of a nearby car.
* OBeer_not_again hops in the van.
<[CB1]Gun> (sigh....)
<Nemerizt> i guess its stronger than i thought it would be
* Nemerizt takes it back into the van with him
<[CB1]Gun> (get neme in as he can scare a clerk)
<OBeer_not_again> (no way, we're trying to LEAVE the mall)
<[CB1]Gun> (and the brain brain brain)
<Verifex> So, what are you all in the sports place doing?
<Verifex> Kenny, did you leave the mall?
<OBeer_not_again> (blarg rolled to get the clerk.)
<[CB1]Gun> (randy steal my cable!)
<[Blarg]> lol, wut?
* OBeer_not_again left the mall a while ago, has gone and gotten in the van.
<Hakai> (Gun...the EBM Advance system?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<[CB1]Gun> (see if you want another thing instead)
<Nemerizt> (ok, i am working with 15 times that amount of sugar this time)
<Hakai> (what do we need that for?  it's heavy and hard to transport...)
<OBeer_not_again> (blarg already rolled his mallbrat bit for the PBgun, what's he get out of 8 + skill + attribute?)
<Hakai> (and expensive)
<[CB1]Gun> (get something diff then, was going to get a cart for it)
<[Blarg]> 24 if its boost + ref
<Lamuness> ( whisyles )
<Hakai> (I don't mind getting it, but what's it for?  ^_^)
<Nemerizt> (what happens when i am trying to draw the carbon out of the sugar and i get a 1?)
<Verifex> Alright! You need to give me the stat scores :)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's plus INT)
<Verifex> Dagger, what are you doing?
<[Blarg]> 24 if its int
<Lamuness> whistling
<[CB1]Gun> (either way it's 16+w/e)
<OBeer_not_again> (yah)
* OBeer_not_again yawns and leans back in the van.
<Verifex> Alright, you getting a paintball gun or a grappling gun or something?
<OBeer_not_again> (my paintball gun, the super splatter or whatever you call it)
<[Blarg]> indeed
<Verifex> Kenny, you see Nem in the back playing with the sugar.
<Lamuness> ( i need a long ramge weapon.  OB was supposed to get me one )
<OBeer_not_again> He's goth, I'm unsurprised. Weird hobbies.
<OBeer_not_again> (I was?)
<Nemerizt> hey, what do you think of this
<[CB1]Gun> (rifle is $600, come get it lammy)
* Nemerizt tosses over the clear rock
* OBeer_not_again catches it
<OBeer_not_again> Looks like a rough diamond, or a hard crystal or something. Where'd you get it?
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to slip the painball gun package under a table, unwrap it, then slip the gun itself into your coat.
<[Blarg]> wew
<Verifex> You don't have any paintballs though.
<OBeer_not_again> (wewt, how much was it?)
<Nemerizt> made it
<[Blarg]> can't get a tiny microflash but a paintball gun, no problem!
<OBeer_not_again> hehehe
<[CB1]Gun> (get the cable and/or gun for it!)
<Nemerizt> i need to make one about 15 times that size for my blade
<[Blarg]> kenny has all the paintballs, i wander over to wherever he is and hand it to him
<Verifex> Alright Randy, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<OBeer_not_again> Whoa. Really? Blades are long, narrow, and thin....doesn't take much to create a big blade.
<Nemerizt> that one would only make a dagger though
<Nemerizt> well, more like a knife
* OBeer_not_again grins. You must be going to make one heck of a blade, then.
<Nemerizt> nah, i figure 15lb for a blade is about right
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg?)
<[Blarg]> 18
<OBeer_not_again> You know, you could always make a blade of metal, or steel or something, and then use this to coat the edges...resilience and flexibility of a blade, but with this kind of hardness on the edge.
<Nemerizt> isnt this more resilient?
<Nemerizt> certainly not flexible but definately much stronger
<OBeer_not_again> (hard materials shatter)
<[CB1]Gun> Excuse me sir, can we get the hunting rifle?
<OBeer_not_again> (hence the reason swords have a softer backing to absorb impact)
<Verifex> Lamu, you could get a norwolf hunting rifle...
<Lamuness> ( something more automatic... )
<[CB1]Gun> (rifle is DC8 and that tops all we got)
<Verifex> Well, it's sem-automatic.
<[CB1]Gun> (plus you stab all :P)
<OBeer_not_again> (so did Blarg find me in the van?)
<Lamuness> ( be like a tank, range first then m elee )
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg needs to get my cable!)
<Verifex> Randy, you headed out to the van to give kenny his stuff right?
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
<[Blarg]> yep
<[CB1]Gun> (fuckhead)
<Verifex> Then you are going BACK into the sports place to go for a grapple gun?
<[Blarg]> then i'll maybe come back and get the cable
<[Blarg]> cause i'm not going to try to steal or buy the cable with a paintball gun under my jacket
<[Blarg]> DURRR
<Verifex> (Good thinking ;))
<[CB1]Gun> (you had us there with a carrybag)
<Verifex> Bob are you in the mall or the van?
<[CB1]Gun> (mall with hakai)
<OBeer_not_again> wewt, I has a paintball gun
<Hakai> (I'm reading again, lol)
<OBeer_not_again> So Randy, do you want that microflash, or should I give it to someone else?
<[CB1]Gun> (you should've traded with lammy)
<OBeer_not_again> after all, I stole it for you :)
<[Blarg]> meh, i don't need it, give it to our vagina person
<OBeer_not_again> awesome, we have a vagina person? I haven't met her yet, what's she look like
<Hakai> (very nice, lol)
<Verifex> see here: http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Hakai
<Lamuness> ( hmmm )
<[Blarg]> she's with bob
<[CB1]Gun> Ok, honey, let's head to bed & bath for a cart & kenmore.
<Hakai> Sure, lead the way...
<[CB1]Gun> Maybe a gasmask too
<Hakai> Boy, you have quite the list, huh?
* [CB1]Gun and honey go to furniture store
Eliteofdelete has joined the room.
<Hakai> What is it you plan to do with all this stuff anyway?
<[Blarg]> RP mall ftw
<OBeer_not_again> lol Blarg
<[Blarg]> lets become emo and loiter
<[CB1]Gun> The cart is to haul comcrete and stuff.
<Verifex> alright blarg, you getting anything else?
<[CB1]Gun> (cable!)
* OBeer_not_again heads back into the mall to find Gun and 'vagina person'
<[Blarg]> i'll go get that cable thingy
<OBeer_not_again> er, Bob.
<[CB1]Gun> (we can climb a building with cable)
<Nemerizt> (tries to draw a large amount of carbon out, 15 times what it took to make the first diamond)
<Nemerizt> 22
<Verifex> Alright, roll your skill Randy..
<[Blarg]> 24
<Verifex> What exactly are you trying to change the sugar into anyways?
Eliteofdelete left the room.
* OBeer_not_again finds Bob and his 'g/f' in the furniture store. "Hey, Randy had me steal this for you. Nice to meet you btw, I'm Kenny."
<Lamuness> ( guess I'll get the rifle )
<OBeer_not_again> (diamond, I think, Fex. Which would be drawing out carbon, then compressing it.)
<Nemerizt> (im pulling the carbon out)
<Lamuness> ( am I able to make bullets? )
<Hakai> Heh, hi.  I'm Haruka.  I guess he sorta came through after all...not bad, thanks
<Nemerizt> (so, the oxygen and hydrogen can do whatever, i suppose it would make water)
<Verifex> Alright Nem, after about 15 minutes you manage to put together a rough looking diamon.
<[CB1]Gun> (iodine ftw ;) salt tho)
<OBeer_not_again> No problem. Hate to cut this friendly moment short, but there are still people looking for me. See you at the van.
* OBeer_not_again leaves the mall
<Nemerizt> (far larger than the first one?)
<Verifex> Yes.
<Verifex> It doesn't look as nice as other diamonds you've seen though.
<Nemerizt> (ok, this one im going to reshape into a katana, using all my luck on it)
<OBeer_not_again> (I've noticed that the bigger the diamond, the less women notice the flaws in it. ;))
<Nemerizt> 19
<Verifex> Blarg, you are in the sports store, and the grappleguns are behind the counter..  not possible to boost.
<Hakai> Hmm, you people sure lead interesting lives...Maybe I'll stick around for awhile, whaddya say?  It'd beat tinkering around by myself with my gadgets...
<[CB1]Gun> Somehow I knew you'd think that. ;)
<OBeer_not_again> (dirty thought.)
<Hakai> (lol OB)
<[Blarg]> (do your gadgets have a vibrate setting?)
<Hakai> (Sure, why not  ^_~)
<Verifex> Everyone in the van, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<[CB1]Gun> Let's split on the cart and kenmore. Then get Randy to nab traveler trodes.
<Nemerizt> 16
<OBeer_not_again> 16
<[Blarg]> 22
<[CB1]Gun> (GW is in the van, that ok?)
<Verifex> Sure..
<[Blarg]> (wutsss going on veri imma scawd)
<OBeer_not_again> (Blarg's in the van now?)
<Verifex> (Blarg you aren't in the van, you are in sports store)
<[Blarg]> haha
<[Blarg]> oh, i thought, EVERYONE IN THE VAN!
<[CB1]Gun> 16
<OBeer_not_again> (you aren't in the van either cheater!)
<[CB1]Gun> (heh 3  16's)
<[Blarg]> anyway, i say, hi there clerk, how much are those grapple guns going for
<Verifex> Haruka, you too..
<[CB1]Gun> (haru is mall with me)
<Hakai> (how do I roll?  I have the page up)
<Verifex> I assume you came out into the van too.
<Lamuness> ( did I get a rifle? )
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<[Blarg]> (10 dice type, 1 dice, your name, click roll
<Hakai> (right, I'm there...what do I do though?_
<OBeer_not_again> (roll 10 sided dice)
<[Blarg]> (rocket surgery)
<Verifex> Dagger, you went into the sports store, and went to buy a hunting rifle.. 
<Hakai> (I rolled a 6)
<Nemerizt> (i think rolling 10 1 sided dice would be better :))
<Verifex> The guy behind the counter asks to see your ID
<Lamuness> 10
<Hakai> (but I'm with Gun, not in the van so... ^_^)
* Lamuness shows id
{cb1}Linguala has joined the room.
<Lamuness> ( can I make bullets? )
{cb1}Linguala left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (not yet, but I have a clip)
<Hakai> Alright.  I can split.  What's it going to cost me?
<[CB1]Gun> (also TH has the same gun)
<[CB1]Gun> I pay $300, you $400. Trust me.
<Verifex> "Alright buddy, its $600"
<[Blarg]> (so i guess the guy is too busy to help me)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Verifex> You can make bullets with your hand, but you won't be able to shoot them, unless of course you want to cut off part of your body.
<Hakai> Alright.  I can live with that I suppose.  You'll owe me though...heh
<[CB1]Gun> It's a nice dress I swear.
<[Blarg]> i bet its a wedding dress
* [CB1]Gun buys the cart, then the kenmore, which is placed in the cart
<Verifex> Alright, Hakai, you take that dice roll (6) and add it to your "get a Clue" skill, then add your "int" stat.
<Lamuness> ( can anybody else make bullets? )
<[CB1]Gun> (neme & you can)
<Verifex> Nem can make bullets, but.. be careful...
<Hakai> (soo.  6 + 6 + 8 = 20)
<Lamuness> ( why careful? are they nuclear? )
<[Blarg]> sounnnnnndss DAnnngerous
<[Blarg]> (hey everyone whats the best PS2 game)
<Nemerizt> (look at what manipulation uses and look at my stats)
<Verifex> Nem doesn't have "Milspec Tech" so you'lll have a 1/6 chance of bullets he makes blowing up in the gun instead of sliding out of the chamber like they are supposed to.
<Hakai> (God Of War, Blarg, lol)
<Lamuness> ( omg... )
<[Blarg]> (i have the second already)
<Hakai> (I love them both ^_^)
<Lamuness> ( Nem, are you going to get Milspec Tech??? )
<Verifex> Dagger, you can buy bullets in the sports shop.
<Lamuness> ( what's the chance it'll blow up if he gets the tech? )
* Hakai hands Bob her half of the money
<[Blarg]> (phtt, only one and six lamu)
<Nemerizt> (did i hear tech? got a manual for it?)
<Lamuness> ( but I want infinite bullets... )
<[Blarg]> (pictures a crazy man shooting off sprays of 100s of bullets)
<Verifex> If you have milspec tech, that chance goes down to (whatever the chances are that you'll roll a 1 on shooting it, and then roll a 10 for foulup-consequences.
<Verifex> (I want a million dollars...  how does it feel to want?)
<Lamuness> ( lol ;p )
<[Blarg]> (i want to RP a mall more often)
<Lamuness> nevermind the rifle.  do you have a taser?
<Nemerizt> (i want sleep, something i havent had enough of in far too long)
<Hakai> (isn't that in the pizza shop?)
<Verifex> "Sorry kid, we don't sell tasers here."
<Lamuness> I mean, a "pizza pie"
<Lamuness> y'know... a "hot pocket" ?
<[Blarg]> in a sports store?
<Verifex> Where are you going Dagger?
<Lamuness> ( lol, I don't know )
<[CB1]Gun> Ok,dear, back to sport goods to get the cable.
<Lamuness> ;p guess I'll head back to the van
<Verifex> No gun?
<Lamuness> hm...
<Lamuness> maybe I should get a switchblade..
<[CB1]Gun> (kno wha....just give me the fucking money ;p)
<Verifex> It's incredibly powerful.
<[Blarg]> maybe i could get some SERVICE HERE
<[CB1]Gun> (you make blades from your hands!)
* [Blarg] ding-dings an imaginary bell
<Lamuness> ( those take time to mold! ;p )
<[Blarg]> DING-DING DING-DING DING-DING
<Verifex> The guy behind the counter stands up, he was stocking the plexiglass case below.
<[CB1]Gun> (and you can hit DC2 higher with them)
<[Blarg]> hi there! how much are those grapple hooks?
<Verifex> "What do you want man?"
<Lamuness> I need a faster board
<[CB1]Gun> (and the brain brain braaaaaaiin)
<Verifex> alright, which one?
<Hakai> (hmm?)
<[Blarg]> the good one
<[CB1]Gun> (monogrip claw)
<Lamuness> ( oh I know!  do we have tonfas?? )
<[Blarg]> the monogrip claw one
<[CB1]Gun> (sucker could be a wep too)
<Verifex> "there's all good man, just depends on the situation"
<[CB1]Gun> (yes they have tonfas)
<Lamuness> ( oh goody.  I think I should get tonfas )
<[Blarg]> (mono grip doesn't sound good, mono=one? i want more than one grip dammit!)
<Verifex> (blarg, did you read the book?)
<[CB1]Gun> (this one was the most grip as I see....huge claw)
<[CB1]Gun> (digs into concrete)
<Hakai> (lol it's Fex's worst nightmare...shopping for 2 hours +)
<Lamuness> ( sigh... I never know what to buy at a mall... )
<[Blarg]> monogrip sounds like the best
<Hakai> (Lammie, I thought you wanted the taser?)
<Lamuness> ( should I get the taser? )
<[CB1]Gun> (ugh not this shit again)
<[CB1]Gun> (no you shouldn't)
<Hakai> (I dunno.  lol)
<[Blarg]> (pika pika!)
* OBeer_not_again has a taser. :D
<Nemerizt> (so what ever happened with that diamond?)
<Verifex> one is magnetized grapple with 200' of rope, one is a auto-claw that latches onto just about anything, and one is a magnetgrapple that has a power-winch (so you don't have to climb it) with 200' of superstring.
<Lamuness> ( I want a range attack before melee )
<Lamuness> ( I also wanna cast some sort of EO/ED ;p )
<[CB1]Gun> (the one fex has cost $100, good for cars and shit)
<[Blarg]> hmmmm, i think that autoclaw one should be best
<[CB1]Gun> (full name is Monogrip cybernetic claw grapple)
<OBeer_not_again> (D'oh. Lammy, if that's what you wanted, you shoulda traded your airgun for my pistol when you had the chance ;))
<Verifex> (lamu, why don't you get a 9mm and be done with it?)
<Lamuness> ( ;p  I asked you to replace my airgun )
<[CB1]Gun> (need cable to leash you guys I swear)
<Lamuness> ( I'll get a dual desert eagle )
<[CB1]Gun> (I have a revolver)
<Lamuness> two desert eagles please. and bullets
<Lamuness> power and precision. yum.
<Lamuness> unless...do you have a Sig?
<Verifex> (sports shop doesn't sell anything like that, just hunting rifles)
<Lamuness> ( sigh )
<OBeer_not_again> (why would I replace your airgun? Yours works fine, you just need paintballs)
<Verifex> Unless of course, you want to go to the pizza place...
<Verifex> hehehe
* Lamuness eyes the cash register
<OBeer_not_again> (pizza place fools you, that kid sold me a dino toy)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, just buy the cable if blarg doesn't)
<[Blarg]> no no i'll buy it
<Lamuness> -_-  sigh.  just gimme a cable
<Hakai> (sooo...why doesn't lammy just buy paintball ammo?)
<OBeer_not_again> No, no, let me spend my money for Gun, not you two!
<[CB1]Gun> (he's retarded)
<Lamuness> ( because I like shooting air at enemies.... )
<OBeer_not_again> (he farts in the compressed air chamber.)
<Lamuness> ( confuses them for 2 rounds )
<[CB1]Gun> (he has paintballs actually)
<[Blarg]> (pew pew)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Hakai> (so...why does he need a ranged weapon then?)
<Verifex> Alright, just spend your damn money, and let me know when you are all done.
<OBeer_not_again> (hehehehe)
<Lamuness> ( so I can be a tank!! )
<[CB1]Gun> (no kidding)
<[Blarg]> gimme that cable thing! how much are they asking
<OBeer_not_again> (so what you are saying is I should go to the petshop and see what's for sale?)
<[CB1]Gun> (kno wha, just give me your money!)
<OBeer_not_again> (0=))
<Lamuness> ( leave my money alone! >P )
<Lamuness> Randy, get the cable
<Hakai> (/me is sleep deprived, lol)
<Lamuness> ;p  I'm heading back to the van
<[CB1]Gun> (That's it!....lammy, buy the cable! blarg, get the travel trodes!
<OBeer_not_again> (pfffft you stay up this late every night Hakai)
<[Blarg]> frickadoo!
<[CB1]Gun> (gah dammit!)
<Lamuness> ( damn it! fine, I'll get the cable )
<Verifex> Alright guys..  I'm calling it here, this SUPER-MALL-ADVENTURE-10000 is way too exciting for me.
<Hakai> (yeah, but tomorrow I have a _ton_ of shit to do, lol...)
<OBeer_not_again> rofl.
<Lamuness> hey! gimme the bloody cable
<Verifex> You have the cable.
<[CB1]Gun> I'll edit the cable
<[Blarg]> GIMME THE CABLE AND TRAVEL TRODESSSS
<[CB1]Gun> you have to steall those
<[Blarg]> i want to haggle!
<Lamuness> finally
<OBeer_not_again> gimme the steriods
<Hakai> (lammie buys the cable, Blarg gets the travel trodes.  all done, lol)
<OBeer_not_again> >.>
<[Blarg]> oh, well, i'll steal it next time them
* Lamuness heads to the van
<[Blarg]> i won';t pass up a chance for that
<Lamuness> ( ;p are we all meeting up at the van? )
<OBeer_not_again> (ya)
* Lamuness arrives at the van
<Hakai> (I still have yet to meet lammy and nem, lol.  after all this  xD)
* Lamuness unlocks the van
<OBeer_not_again> (I've been in the van for like 6 hours while lammy and blarg stood there at the cash register ;'P)
<Nemerizt> (thats not supprising)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Verifex> Alright, you all met each other in the van.
<[Blarg]> just like real shopping
<OBeer_not_again> woo! hai2u
<Lamuness> Hello! I'm Dagger! again.
<Nemerizt> (what happened with the big diamond?)
<Lamuness> and who are you?
<Verifex> It's so incredible, and you are all freaking tired...
* OBeer_not_again falls asleep on haruka.
<OBeer_not_again> >.>
<Hakai> Hey, guys...I'm Haruka.  I'm tagging along for the ride, if you don't mind
* [Blarg] hopes people don't come looking for their missing van
* Lamuness dogpile sleeps on everyone?
<OBeer_not_again> no worries, I don't mind, you = great pillow
<[Blarg]> hey, i uhhh, stole this cable for you wink wink
<Hakai> Heh, I do what I can
<[CB1]Gun> Oh did you.
<OBeer_not_again> hehe
* Hakai laughs
<Lamuness> where are we going?
<Nemerizt> you will be fine if you arent squeemish
<Lamuness> back to the safehouse?
<OBeer_not_again> to the super zombie house!
<[CB1]Gun> Haru, ride with me.
<Lamuness> ;p somebody give me gas money
<OBeer_not_again> my pillow
<Verifex> I wouldn't call it a "safe house" so much as a "house"
<OBeer_not_again> >:(
<Hakai> Aren't we all in the same van?
<[Blarg]> yaaay house
<[CB1]Gun> I have a bike.
<Verifex> Alright, you are all at the mall, and I'm calling it here...
<OBeer_not_again> House - the doctor
<Lamuness> House M.D.
<[CB1]Gun> adding trav trodes to you blarg
<Lamuness> THANK GOD
<Lamuness> that mall is a nightmarish place
<[Blarg]> byyyye guys, fine, subtract the cost i guess, what do they do
* Hakai goes with Bob since she really only knows him so far
<Verifex> 15 IP for everyone getting involved in mall madness.
<OBeer_not_again> hurrahhhh, 15 IPs
<Lamuness> I'd rather fight zobos everyday
<Hakai> (lol)
<Verifex> Surprise!  The travel trodes allow you to control the van remotely...  using virtuality..
<[CB1]Gun> adding IP too blarg
<OBeer_not_again> surprise...!
<Lamuness> no more parenthesis Hakai
<[Blarg]> wwwweeeewww
<Verifex> It's almost like..  you can already do that :)
<[Blarg]> SURPRISE
<Hakai> ah
<Verifex> You don't need the travel trodes..  but you could give them to someone else who could actually use them.
<[CB1]Gun> no rolls needed tho
<[Blarg]> its for these other not so skilled people
<OBeer_not_again> sweet.
<[Blarg]> aka losers
<Verifex> (lol)
* OBeer_not_again takes them and controls Gun's bike, driving him into a tree.
<OBeer_not_again> mwahahaha.
<Verifex> Bob's bike doesn't work with these travel trodes...
<Lamuness> what about board?
<Hakai> I was on that bike  :(
<Hakai> lol
* [Blarg] uses the trodes and drives the van into the bike
<Verifex> Actually, it appears as though the travel trodes need to be attenuated with the vehicle to make them work.
<OBeer_not_again> geez!
* [Blarg] does that first
<[Blarg]> mwhahaha
<Verifex> Which board do you have Lamu?
* [CB1]Gun hands hakai a shotgun
<OBeer_not_again> What if I go attenuate them with that nearby Corvette
<OBeer_not_again> <.<
<[CB1]Gun> he has aero
<[Blarg]> attenuation sounds sexy
<Hakai> if you're not careful, I'll shine all my microflashes in your eyes at once, Blarg!  lol
<Hakai> woot  I has a shotty
<[CB1]Gun> how many you got?
<OBeer_not_again> Microflashing = teensy tiny boobs
<Verifex> You can't attentuate with anything..  it's similiar to bluetooth headsets.. on phones... nowadays.,.
<Hakai> lol
<[Blarg]> you already flashed me once!
<Lamuness> aeroboard?
<OBeer_not_again> well a corvette oughta be bluetooth equipped
<Verifex> except instead you have to convince the expert system onboard the car to let you control it with the travel trodes.
<[Blarg]> phtt i could do that
<OBeer_not_again> yeah, me too.
<Verifex> If you don't own the car, that might be harder then it sounds.
* OBeer_not_again could change his voice to that of the car's owner.
<Lamuness> do travel trodes work with aeroboard?
<[Blarg]> TIME FOR SLEEP
<Hakai> Gun, where do I put the shotgun?  Under mall stuff?
<Verifex> Which aeroboard?  the one in the sports shop?
<OBeer_not_again> night Blarg
<Verifex> (gnite blarg)
<[CB1]Gun> yes with 5 shell in another slot
<Lamuness> er...I dunno which one I have.  it's under yogang stuff
<Hakai> kk thanks ^_^
<[Blarg]> see ya
[Blarg] left the room.
<OBeer_not_again> Yay, I -almost- used my cybergen power tonight.
<OBeer_not_again> Maybe it will be useful :)
<Verifex> How about the thunderstrike aeroboard?
<Hakai> thanks for letting me join!  ^_^
<Lamuness> it just says aeroboard in my profile
<Verifex> no problem, its fun :)
<[CB1]Gun> hakai, remove the tool kit
<Verifex> Thunderstrike Aeroboard stats... Aerodynamic lifting body with jet spinner engine, can reach speeds up to 200mph for up to 20min, requires a +2 thrash skill to ride, and uses Jet/AV fuel only.. 6 SDP (structural damage points)
<Hakai> oK.  But don't i need one to work on things?
<OBeer_not_again> whoa, 200 mph?
<[CB1]Gun> I got one
<Hakai> oh, lol I remember you saying that.  Ok
<[CB1]Gun> ....this is why I rule
<OBeer_not_again> why remove it then? she can just put it in her mall stuff
<OBeer_not_again> :P if you're away, she can't use tools
<[CB1]Gun> yes she could
<OBeer_not_again> ?
<Verifex> I'm pretty sure Haruka gets a toolkit automatically.
<OBeer_not_again> She does....but why would she need to remove it
<[CB1]Gun> it's a choice
<Hakai> WOW...I couldn't add 510 + 75.....
<[CB1]Gun> cuz she paid for them
<Verifex> Oh, I guess you're right..
<Hakai> I must be extremely tired, lol
<OBeer_not_again> lol Hakai
<Verifex> well why would Bob hold onto the toolkit then?
<OBeer_not_again> especially if Hakai's the tinkertot. :P
<[CB1]Gun> cuz I paid
<Hakai> I didn't choose the toolkit as a choice tho
<[CB1]Gun> I'm moving shit later
<Verifex> lol alright, your money
<[CB1]Gun> lots of shit
<Hakai> So, I leave it off then, correct?
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<Hakai> Ok  ^_^
<Hakai> Verifex, I'll add a description later for my char...that alright with you?
<Verifex> Thats perfectly fine..
<Verifex> BTW, did anyone add yogang stuff to their char?
* OBeer_not_again raises his hand.
<Hakai> alright.  And what do I get for doing that again? Gun told me, but I forgot...
<Hakai> yogang stuff?
<OBeer_not_again> 5 IP total for a description and picture
<Hakai> that's my items, right?
<Nemerizt> i still havent done that
<OBeer_not_again> I added my description and the IP for it, but not my pic
<Verifex> 5 IP (it's like experience hakai)
<OBeer_not_again> gotta add it for the rest of my IPs
<OBeer_not_again> 2 for desc and 3 for pic, Fex, or the other way around?
<Hakai> sweet
<[CB1]Gun> yogang stuff I'll explain later hakai when your head is here ;)
<Verifex> other way around.. 3 for desc, 2 for pic.
<OBeer_not_again> kk
<Hakai> I'll just wait and add all 5 at once when I have the description up
<OBeer_not_again> I might have to make another contest...."Fix my pic: the lazy OB contest."
<Hakai> ok, thanks Gun
<Verifex> alright guys, seeyall later
<OBeer_not_again> later Fex
<Hakai> night, Fex!
<Hakai> I'm out too, I think.  Not long until I have to get up and leave again, lol
<OBeer_not_again> night Hakai
<OBeer_not_again> night the rest of you too
OBeer_not_again left the room.
<Hakai> night, and thanks everyone  ^_^

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=> Ranger like SMRT!
<Ranger> thanks, but I have precious little time now
=> Ranger I know, thats why I said "I wish" LOL
<Ranger> thanks again
=> Ranger I can't throw very complicated situations at them, they just don't get it..  well.. I guess Gun does, but its lame because he does all the thinking for the entire group..
<Ranger> it was nice when Gun and I were in the D and D thing by Myth Figure.   The others in it did not role play one bit
=> Ranger yeah, thats the problem I'm having..  but thankfully by giving them "non-weapon" based powers and not giving them huge weapons, I force them to do a little roleplaying.. whether they like it or not ;)
<Ranger> yes, blasting away infrequently is the way out.
<Ranger> but the guys I typically play have the big gun just in case :)
=> Ranger lol well in this game, nobody has the big guns except the other people, everyone is kids with some kind of "nanite-induced" power..
=> Ranger I have gotten blarg slightly outside of his shell, not constantly thinking "shoot first ask questions later"
<Ranger> can be boring
<Ranger> gtg
No longer speaking in private.
<Hakai> hey  :)
=> Hakai heya
<Hakai> soooo.  How's this work?  hehe
=> Hakai Okay, so currently the group is at the mall..  have any preference about where how you meet the rest of them?
<Hakai> not really  ^_^  I figure you know best  ;)
=> Hakai Alright, let me know what your character looks like..
<Hakai> It's going to take me a bit to get the hang of this, I suspect
=> Hakai If you have a picture, that works too.
<Hakai> do I have to be geeky looking, like the book?
<Hakai> hehe 
=> Hakai You can go for whatever look you want, doesn't have to be geeky, but it helps..
<Hakai> That was another question.  Do you base the looks and such off the char type?
<Hakai> Ok.  Then shoulder length black hair pulled back, grey eyes
<Hakai> uhh.  Bah I should've had this done sooner, heh.  But I needed to ask about it.
=> Hakai Nope, looks aren't based off char type.. but if you are a tinkertot, you shouldn't dress up as a megaviolent unless you wanna get your ass kicked.. thats all you really need to know :)
=> Hakai I'll put you in one of the tech shops at the mall picking out your equipment..  BTW did you look at the mall stuff in the book?
<Hakai> Well I didn't know that I needed to since I picked my 4 items.
<Hakai> but, I had a question about the wrench
<Hakai> is it only useful for battle?
=> Hakai of course not, its just a big wrench, you can use it to fix stuff and break stuff
<Hakai> ok.  Gun didn't know.  I think I'd like the wrench over the data tap then
<Hakai> if it's not a problem
=> Slam hello?
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=> Hakai no problem whatever you want
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=> Hakai Check out the mall stuff in the book, and tell me what you want to buy..
<Hakai> oooh.  I didn't know I needed more stuffs, hehe
=> Hakai It's okay, I can work with what we've got..
=> Hakai just play along with me when I tell you okay?
<Hakai> ok, thanks.  sorry to be such a pain, lol.  I really don't know much of what I'm doing  ^_^
<Hakai> sure.
=> Hakai I'll find a situation where they will see someone (will be you) and they'll just meet ya
<Hakai> got my pic up
=> Hakai Ok, so you are in the mall, looking in the TechShack getting some flash paint
<Hakai> you know if OB is supposed to be here?
<Hakai> ok
=> Hakai he is.. but he isn't here now
<Hakai> ok.  Well he is the only one who can text me when the RPG is started.  Do you have free texting?  Also, I'm reading about the mall stuff now while watching chat
=> Hakai okay, no I don't have free txting
<Hakai> You must be a very patient person, lol
=> Hakai You have no idea.
<Hakai> poor Fexy.  Having to control all these wild hooligans, lol
=> Hakai Tell me what you are doing in the mall, just tell me in PM not in public chat :)
=> Hakai currently you were browsing through the techshack for something to spend your $1000 that "Morgan Blackhand" gave you...
<Hakai> Currently I'm thinking of picking up some Microflashes'
<Hakai> I am trying to figure out if I need anything else at the moment, but that's the only thing so far
<Hakai> I totally know how I can inturupt into the story if you haven't come up with something yet, lol
=> Hakai ok, what are you thinking?
<Hakai> Well, according to my reading, my "snoopbox" has the ability to detect toxins in liquids.  If they're in a pizza place, I could test it out on one of their drinks while they come in/pass by the tech store
<Hakai> that's the best I got at 12 a.m., lol
=> Hakai LOL I see...
=> OBeer_not_again It looks like a dinosaur figure.. maybe its a dinosaur shaped gun..
<OBeer_not_again> gotcha
<system> [mail:] You were assigned to mentor chicky.  He doesn't seem to have chat enabled, but CB has forged a chatmail from you welcoming him that he will see on his homepage.
=> Hakai Aren't you in the tech store?
<Hakai> yep
=> Hakai So, tell me what you are doing in there?
<Hakai> I'm looking at the microflashes
<Hakai> I want a couple of them
<Hakai> am I able to just interact with them, or do you have a plan for my entrance into the storyline?
=> Hakai You see a couple kids standing in one of the aisles staring at the shelves...
<Hakai> is that my cue?
=> Hakai Not necessarily... what do you want to do?  You can see one of them is looking kinda shifty..
<Hakai> hmmm.  oK.  Instead of the drink thing.  I accidentally flick on one of the microflash beams into their eyes
=> Hakai alright, I like it...
<Hakai> ^_^
=> Hakai NOO!!
<Hakai> no?  ok  ^_^
=> Hakai too late..
<Hakai> sorry.  I thought you were waiting for me  :(
<Hakai> can I "erase it"? lol
=> Hakai it's okay..  I was going to have you screw up blargs theiving things on cue :).. oh well
<Hakai> aww, sorry.  I thought everyone was waiting for me to do something, lol
<Hakai> my bad  : /
=> Hakai it's okay, I just thought it would be cool..  :)
<Hakai> so do you mind if I flash him in the eyes instead?  lol
<Hakai> hehe, yay.  It kinda worked ^_^
<Hakai> so I can talk to them now?
=> Hakai Yup, you can talk to them now, don't need to talk in PM anymore what you are doing. :)
<OBeer_not_again> so are drugballs = sleepballs?
=> OBeer_not_again no, there are two different kinds...
<OBeer_not_again> what are drugballs then?
<OBeer_not_again> just curious, since I went ahead and bought them :P
=> OBeer_not_again hallucenigens, uppers, downers, etc.
<OBeer_not_again> ahhh, gotcha
<OBeer_not_again> cool, thanks
=> Hakai Alright, tell me how your character is "Feeling"  happy, sad, scared, angry
<Hakai> hmm.  Well, I'm just in a hurry to get out of the mall.  The hoards of loud people annoy me
=> [CB1]Gun shes annoyed, she doesn't like the hoards of loud people, and wants to get out of the mall as soon as she can...
=> Hakai I hope you can BS well.. just tell him about the stuff in the tech store, based on the descriptions..
<Hakai> ok.  I'll read up quite a bit more on the tech stuff later.  Up until a few hours ago I thought I was going to be a Rad, lol
=> Hakai It's okay..  Gun is can help you along, just tell what you are doing
<Hakai> Question:  What does the EBM AdvanceSystem Mainframe V-term do?  It's on pg 96 in the middle-ish
=> Hakai It's a fancy term for a computer with a built in internet connection.
<Hakai> so...it's not worth the $900?  lol
=> Hakai Well, it is if you want to use the internet/virtuality to hack things...
<Hakai> hmm