0091 CB CyberGen Session

- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Verifex
    Raveshaw
    {King}Aether
<Verifex> hmmm well then
<{King}Aether> yo.
<Verifex> I guess waiting for people is what we shall do then
<{King}Aether> i'm afk for about 10 mins anyways
<{King}Aether> got war on ragnarok tonight
<Verifex> only 2 players.. be back in 10-15 min I guess, hopefully people show up.
<Verifex> that sounds very missable ;D
<Raveshaw> nuh uh
<{King}Aether> i see hakai in carnage but not..unafk
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Hakai> What up yoz
<Raveshaw> hey baby! how you doin? =P
<{King}Aether> only 3 people hakai
* Raveshaw totally made a joke there
<{King}Aether> aalthough as it stands i'm solo and you gun and hak are running
<{King}Aether> meso*
<{King}Aether> so my goth will not only be the second death ever
<{King}Aether> but the fastest
<Raveshaw> hakai, call OB1, gun, meso and titan, and tell them to get their asses here NOW
<Verifex> hey hakai
<Raveshaw> MY HACKY PIE! you can only look.
<Raveshaw> o.O
<Raveshaw> and even looking has its limitations
<Hakai> what?
<Hakai> OB is on the phone with me now
<Hakai> on his way home from work.  I don't think Gun's coming back.  I'll text Meso, titan and Badfish though
<{King}Aether> meso won't come without gun most likely
<Hakai> I have no way of getting ahold of novice though
<{King}Aether> so you gotta bank on ob and titan
<{King}Aether> and fish
<{King}Aether> and i'll bet titan will use the work excused
<Hakai> and hi, Fex
<Hakai> and aether
<Hakai> and rave
<Hakai> and anyone else that's here at the moment
<{King}Aether> that's it hak
<Verifex> hmmm
<{King}Aether> 3 players and a DM
<{King}Aether> and this isn't D&D
<Hakai> OB is almost home
<Raveshaw> http://is.gd/tnlK
<{King}Aether> well fex i'm solo if you want to do that while everyone runs
<Raveshaw> that is like, the most awesome song ever
<Verifex> hmmm
<Verifex> possibly
<Hakai> go for it, Fex  ^_^
<Hakai> I'll log into mumble, but it'll be a minute before I can get my headset on
<{King}Aether> and no rave this is the best song ever http://is.gd/tnmF
OddFish has joined the room.
- server grants op status to OddFish
<{King}Aether> hey ob
<OddFish> Hakai says she pissed on her freshly dried clothes.
<OddFish> hiya
<{King}Aether> jeeze ob you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore
<OddFish> she also says you're a true psychic
<{King}Aether> "this just in the popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at 11"
<OddFish> when they said buttered popcorn, who knew they meant nut butter
<Verifex> hey ob
<OddFish> whoa, you're here
<Hakai> RAWR
<Verifex> Yes, I am
<Verifex> So, how is everyone?
<OddFish> Hakai says everyone is more important than me.
<OddFish> that's how I am. :(
<Hakai> ;P
<OddFish> she JUST told me that on the phone
<Verifex> I'm sorry, but she is right.
<Hakai> I'm texting everyone and he's like ahahahaa
<OddFish> ih8u.
<OddFish> I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU VERONICA
<Verifex> I just had an independant team of experts verify her results using the gas chromatigraph..
<OddFish> IF YOU'RE WATCHING
<Hakai> xD
<Verifex> she never watches me in chat or on the computer in general
<Hakai> FEX GET YOUR BEHINDBOOTY IN MUMBLE
<Hakai> ;p
<OddFish> that's what you think. She stares at your ass while you're playing
<Hakai> xD
<Hakai> maybe
<Hakai> but I bet she can hear us
<Hakai> because we can hear her
<Hakai> so.
<Verifex> nope
<OddFish> yeah I bet if I yell her name in Mumble
<Hakai> use that to your advantage, OB
<OddFish> ...it'll bring back fond memories
<OddFish> xD
<OddFish> oh dammit you're not in mumble
Ta_Ta_Titan has joined the room.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (hello everyone, sorry I'm late, I've been practicing Halo)
<OddFish> it's cool
<OddFish> Fex is still secksing with his woman
<OddFish> he should be finished in 5...4...3....2...SHAZAAAAAM
<OddFish> nope, nope, he's on a long stretch tonight
Ta_Ta_Titan left the room.
Ta_Ta_Titan has joined the room.
<Hakai> Titan  :D
<Hakai> I needs to talks to youz
<Hakai> VERIFEX, WHERE ARE YOU, PUNK
<Verifex> I'm here
<OddFish> YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS
<OddFish> (hakai)
<Hakai> T-T
<Verifex> Okay TMI
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Parantheses
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (now bitches)
<OddFish> (bitchessss)
novice has joined the room.
<Hakai> (NOVICE  :D)
<Hakai> (whooo)
* novice (got an ironkey as vendor shwag today)
<OddFish> (o.O)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis takes off running.
<Verifex> (I've got a usb key with truecrypt) ;)
<novice> (Yeah, I'm hoping the ironkeys prove easier to use so I can man users get them)
<novice> (err make)
* Hakai is still running back to the Jetta
* Raveshaw calls hakai
* Ta_Ta_Titan says high to Hakai "hey, you busted it out of their quickly"
* Raveshaw hangs up and dials artie
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Hey what's up?"
<Raveshaw> "yo, i can't get into bob's garage. do we have any other place i can go?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Go to the mall, we'll be there in a little bit.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> ""*
Hakai left the room.
* Raveshaw starts heading over to the mall
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Or, you can go to the cyber evolved cafe if you want"
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Raveshaw> what's there?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "umm, other cyber evolved, some cool peeps, some dangerous people also I'm sure."
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (it's called the pilot house, #45 on the map)
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- server grants op status to OddFish
* novice wonders what time it is
<OddFish> (I thought it was in the AM)
<OddFish> (hurray I'm amazing)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Arty leans back and says "wow guys, that was some of the worst worming I've ever seen.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "I wish we could have gotten those chromes"
<Raveshaw> "i think i'll just meet you at the mall man. see ya there"
<{King}Aether> well shit if someoen hadn't woke up those kids i would have atleast robbed someone
<Hakai> Pft.  You guys are the worst stealth-capable kids...-ever-
* Hakai sulks in the back
<{King}Aether> pft i was so stealth
<{King}Aether> not my fault someone woke up the kids so i had 2 adults and a mob of angry kids on me
<novice> (tigger bounces up to the drunkard)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Nope, not your fault, but still it was rather embarassing.
* Hakai looks up
<Hakai> Wait, so there were adults in there after all?
<Hakai> And that guy Bob...he took off.  He isn't answering his cell either.  That chick Carrie rode off alongside him.  She's not answering either.
<OddFish> (the wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!)
* novice goes up to the bar and asks for some more water
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Upon arriving at the mall, Atry calls Rave.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Hey dude we're at the mall, where are you?"
<{King}Aether> looks like we're camping out tonight
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "alright I see you, good bye"
<Raveshaw> bye? wha?
<Raveshaw> where you off to now?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis drives up to rave and opens the door for him "hey man, hop in and enjoy the party."
* Raveshaw attempts to hop in and enjoy the party
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Alright guys, since our last little plan went belly up, there's this cool plan that I want us to try. I want  us to find some beastman or splunger and try to get some of his money. My plan for doing this is finding him in the mall, and "kidnapping" him if you will. All we need to do is interrogate him for his pin number and have OB listen into his subvocal. Once we have his pin, we can take his wallet, and use an atm to get a lot of money. We might be able to use him to get some other info about where he works, and we could possibly break in there. If not, we'll at least get some good money, and if we can't find a beastman or splunger, so rich fool will work well."
<{King}Aether> kidnapping in a mall doesn't seem to smart
* Hakai calls Badfish and has him come meet us
<{King}Aether> for all you know 4 security guards wil lcome out of nowhere toss you in a cell and transfer you off somewhere
<{King}Aether> (aether's experience in mall abduction)
<Raveshaw> i'll get meatbag to slap him up. that's a good method to torment people. =)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Yes of course, we'd get him on the way to his car."
<OddFish> (haha if you weren't a megaviolent that could have gone a lot better)
<Hakai> Well.  We don't actually have to kidnap him at all
<Hakai> not in person, anyway.  We can "kidnap" his mind...
<Raveshaw> awha? you mean you're going to work on the corner for us? sweet!
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I guess not, you steal wallet, and OB scan him?
<Raveshaw> ()
<Raveshaw> (that was really meant for parenthesis)
<OddFish> (perron or JP)
<{King}Aether> we'd be better off finding someone interested in blackmarket weapons to unload that god slayer rifle
<{King}Aether> you got connections don't you arty?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Uhm, yeah, I can call up some people, but I don't usually run in that sort of thing, more just like organizing rallies.
<Hakai> Well.  I mean, kidnapping him is really risky.  So what if we lurk around an ATM and I act all dumb and say something like, "Why is my pin number always so hard to remember" and hope that poor sap starts thinking about his.  and then Perron can scan him.  Or whatever.  I like your plan, but we don't really have the weapons to back ourselves up at the moment.
<Raveshaw> i don't think perron can scan for numbers
<Hakai> and I can get the wallet pretty easily with my cables
<Ta_Ta_Titan> He can, but I don't need the numbers, if hakai can get me the cards, I can do it so easily.
<Raveshaw> why not ask the ATM to give you money?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I could, but it's not nearly as easy as if I had the card.
<Raveshaw> oh
<Hakai> So...just try get a guy's wallet?
<Raveshaw> we need a RICH GUY
<Hakai> I already did that once
<Raveshaw> not just some guy that looks rich, but an actual rich guy
<Hakai> Should be a breeze  *grins*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Oh, and I need to go sell my jammer, Uncle Rache informed me that it would just really mess with mine and OB's senses not just not me out of virtuality.
<Raveshaw> dont those things come with full refunds?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> No, but I'll prolly pawn it off or something?
<Raveshaw> well, maybe you could ask it to not work properly for a while or something, then go to the shop you got it from and say it never worked. they should give you a full refund or something
<Ta_Ta_Titan> So, what do you guys want to do till morning, or do you just want to sleep.
<Raveshaw> man, i feel like i'm about to drop dead. i need sleep
<Raveshaw> and i need lennie to use the autodoc on me too
<Raveshaw> i'm still pretty banged up
<novice> (What autodoc?)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Well, let me see if I can go ask them nicely at Bob's to have our autodoc back.
* Ta_Ta_Titan drives quickly do Bob's and tells the group to hold on for a sec.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis walks up to the door and knocks on it.
<Hakai> Well, I can go try to talk to Flick.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Yeah, after he is out of jail, *Artemis does a youeey
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Looks like you'll have to tough it out for now rave. So, want to sleep everyone?
<Raveshaw> awman, what the hell is going on? let's check that shit out
<novice> (Did you say I get off at three or five fex?)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I'm soooo tired, but I guess we'll take a vote?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> King, Hakai, what do you guys want to do, check it out, or play it safe.
<novice> (OB just offered Fex a ride home)
<OddFish> (Veronica*)
<{King}Aether> check it out
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Alright, I guess we'll check it out, *Artemis does another youeey.
<Hakai> I think we oughta just at least drive by.
<Raveshaw> that's what we're doing now
<Raveshaw> Let's shock the shit out of them all!
Raveshaw left the room.
Raveshaw has joined the room.
<Raveshaw> what the fuck is going on here?
<Raveshaw> what's that burning metal thing?
<Raveshaw> (sorry, i meant to say)
<Raveshaw> What's that burning thing in front of the metal gate there?
* Hakai stops laughing for a moment and looks up
<Hakai> What burning metal thing?  /me looks around
* novice is starting to wonder why this bar even has a bouncer
* novice leans out to the lady working the door and asks if it's normally this quiet
<Raveshaw> it looked like something was burning in front of the gate there
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I didn't see anything out of the normal.
<Hakai> Well...if it's burning, I doubt that it's raid-related.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Burning, what did it look like?
<Hakai> I can get out and go check it out, if you'd like
<Raveshaw> i don't really know, i just saw the fire and the smoke
<OddFish> (fire)
<OddFish> (bahahahha)
<Raveshaw> the metal gate looked like it was blown open too
<novice> ahh...
<OddFish> (it looked like a vagina after Perron gets introduced to it)
<Raveshaw> there was also an ambulance and a fire engine. maybe someone got hurt.
<{King}Aether> (it was perfectly intact and untouched?)
<Raveshaw> (hymen and all?)
<OddFish> (and flaming)
<Hakai> Want me to go look?  On foot, I mean?  Or are you guys wanting to drive back there or....?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Well I don't particularly want to get in some trouble.
<Raveshaw> hey man
<OddFish> (throw her out of the car!)
<Raveshaw> we're going to lose that autodoc and all our shit
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Hmm, well we could lose the abilitity to heal ourselves, or we could die, looks like we let the auto doc go.
<Hakai> I'll drop by there another day then I guess, because you're my only wheels.
<Raveshaw> why would we die?
<{King}Aether> this coming from the dude who almost died
<{King}Aether> i don't feel too shit hot either
<Hakai> Well.  Either way, we're not sleeping there tonight.
<Hakai> Damn we need a place of our own.  *sighs*  Anyway, lets see if Lennie has room for us tonight.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Alright, that solves it, let's go sleep at the mall I guess. Unless you guys can think of somewhere else to sleep.
* Hakai calls Lennie
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Oh, Lennies, that sounds good. Who wants to call him?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> That settles it I guess.
<{King}Aether> let haka talk (roll diplomacy) with lennie about a camping spot
* OddFish rings Arty
<novice> (rtty it should be spelled)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "yello, what's up?
<OddFish> Hey man um I am not really lost but I don't know where I am...could you gimme some help on how to get to this address?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Umm can you tell me where you are now?"
* Hakai hangs up and redials for good measuer
<novice> (you should be able to read that from his phone haxor pants)
* novice answers his phone quietly
<novice> What?
* Hakai hangs up and (nvm_
<OddFish> "ummmm I'm at the intersection of homelessfuckers ave and dirtmotel st"
<OddFish> "that's about all I know man"
<Hakai> I was just needing to know 1) whether you're at your camp, and 2) if we can crash there for the night
<Hakai> please*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Umm well he you go *Atremis continues to give directions to Perron"
<novice> Go right ahead, I won't be off work till dawn anyway
<Hakai> Alright, sweet.  Oh and btw, if you happen to see/talk to Bob, tell him he's a douche for me, will ya?
* Hakai hangs up and turns to Arty
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *upon hearing what novice said, Atry guns it out of the mall and heads toward Novice's.
<novice> douche, bob, got it
<OddFish> (and that she needs to use him in around 4 days 'cuz she's getting sour)
<Hakai> Lennie says we can crash at his pad.  Drive on, driver.  I'm tired.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (remember, I hear everything hak, EVERYTHING)
<novice> (*pad in this case means a small dirt clearing in between hill covered with masses of brush)
* OddFish follows Atry's directions
<Hakai> (lol)\
* novice yawns into his shoulder and goes back to scanning the room for drunks in need
<Hakai> (ask the bartender if he needs anything done?  I can't think of anything else to save you from boredom, sorry nov  :(  )
<Hakai> (is the drunk chick everything your 11-year-old fantasies had hoped for, OB?  XD)
<OddFish> (yeah, Aleesa's great)
* Hakai rolls out her cybersleep pad and falls asleep
<novice> (Perron nobly gets her keys out and tucks her in)
<novice> (BITCH eat one less fucing cheeseburger!)
<novice> (gonna be a whole lot of "she doesn't care" I suspect)
<Hakai> (no shit  xD)
<OddFish> (hehehe)
<OddFish> (wtf...cybersleep pad? CYBERSLEEPING?)
<Hakai> (CyberRest SleepPad... $20 @ mall, AND you don't wake up feeling like shit)
<Hakai> (angry boyfriend, ftw)
<novice> (way to not fail to be a perv... 11 year olds HAVE to be pervy)
<Hakai> (not all.  some though  ;p)
<novice> (ALL)
<novice> (HIDE under the sink!)
<Hakai> (that's true.  any man with a spine wouldn't allow the girl to take it over with girly-stuff)
<novice> (men have spines?)
<Hakai> (heh)
<Hakai> (nov, do you not have a PM window?)
<novice> (Perron, the gentlemen thief)
<Hakai> (we are ninja!)
* novice nods thanks and goes outside...
* novice mentions to Perron that there was some big shindig down the way... we should have checked that out
<OddFish> Yo....a shindig?
<novice> I dunno, apparently this was a slow night because of some event...
<OddFish> Is it over already?
<novice> in any case, I'm beat and have to be back here in 15 hours
<OddFish> ahh...well, I guess I need to get some sleep too. Maybe I'll feel a little better in the morning. I'm still sore from that gunfight the other day.
* novice fires up the jeep and heads to his secondary camp
<novice> (Awesome)
* OddFish fires up the drunkchick transportation device and follows
* novice checks the perimiter on his area, and sets up his roll in the middle of the thicket
* novice sets the snoopbox to motion sensing
<novice> (I meant Hakai... why would OB need sandpaper to train emp?)
<novice> (afk)
<novice> (1/4 mile)
{King}Aether left the room.
Ta_Ta_Titan left the room.
<novice> (I don't think I'm going to make it to one)

MUMBLE

[9:08:30 PM] Welcome to Mumble.

[9:08:35 PM] Connected to server defhoboz.biz.

[9:08:35 PM] Welcome to this server running Murmur. Enjoy your stay!

[9:08:38 PM] Titan moved in by Verifex from Root.

[9:08:55 PM] From Aether: woo 5 people

[9:09:04 PM] To Main: yup

[9:09:13 PM] From Server: Main: Something

[9:09:19 PM] From Aether: do you have your books open yet fex?

[9:09:27 PM] From Titan: I think with a lower amount of people it may cause us to work together more though.

[9:09:41 PM] To tree Main: yeah hang on

[9:09:54 PM] From Aether: i hope so titan, guns quitting act was to wake everyone up and leave me solo in the house while everyone else runs away

[9:10:35 PM] From Titan: Just to be clear to everyone, he's not just up and quitting CGen, he has a reason for quitting, and it's not really in his control.

[9:10:51 PM] From Aether: and suddenly i'm rave but i actually am "shocking the shit" out of people

[9:10:58 PM] From Aether: oh i know that titan

[9:11:02 PM] From Titan: Yes, I can, I'm still ok with the 500k dollars

[9:11:06 PM] From Aether: i just wish he didn't wake up the house

[9:11:24 PM] From Titan: forums FTW

[9:12:01 PM] From Titan: Well since I'm taking the money off it, I

[9:12:10 PM] From Titan: I'd assume I'd have it.

[9:12:20 PM] Raveshaw muted by Aether.

[9:12:21 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Hakai.

[9:12:23 PM] Raveshaw deafened by Hakai.

[9:12:25 PM] Raveshaw was kicked from the server by OddBird: asshole.

[9:12:29 PM] From Titan: Yeah, I just wanted him to get fair bids for everything.

[9:12:37 PM] From Aether: fex you gotta de-op rave

[9:12:42 PM] From OddBird: >:(

[9:13:09 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.

[9:13:09 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.

[9:13:20 PM] From Titan: Ok, now rave be a good boy.

[9:13:23 PM] From Raveshaw: don't be hatin

[9:13:24 PM] From OddBird: hey rave, if you uninstall mumble, fex said he'll give you a gorilla and a spinner.

[9:13:38 PM] From Raveshaw: yeah totally

[9:13:46 PM] From Raveshaw: exactly

[9:14:08 PM] From Raveshaw: best song ever: http://is.gd/tnlK

[9:14:16 PM] From Titan: Well, I was planning on just taking it off his debt, to save transfer fees.

[9:14:16 PM] From OddBird: what hakai?

[9:14:38 PM] From OddBird: why? I said I didn't WANT to be in a 3some with you

[9:14:52 PM] From OddBird: :O TELL HER SHE CAN LIVE IN ALABAMA

[9:15:55 PM] From Titan: I had 3k dollars by the age of 15.

[9:16:18 PM] From Titan: Yeah, so did I, I paid 4k for my truck

[9:16:43 PM] From OddBird: do you have a job rave

[9:16:44 PM] From Titan: I made 3.1k dollars easy in a summer at a minimum wage job.

[9:16:53 PM] From OddBird: yeah, that prevents you from making money

[9:17:30 PM] From Aether: work at mcdonalds =p

[9:18:20 PM] From Titan: Rave you live in Cali right?

[9:18:51 PM] From Titan: Cool, lol, 24

[9:19:18 PM] From Titan: A very small amount, about 5k per cycle

[9:19:25 PM] From OddBird: 15% of NW increase

[9:19:48 PM] From OddBird: NW (_INCREASE_)

[9:19:58 PM] From Titan: It increase 8,700$ per x, and you get about 3.5 x's per cycle

[9:20:04 PM] From Aether: fex you better not run over midnight your time or i'm gonna die in the morning

[9:20:11 PM] From OddBird: damn Hakai, the wiki is RIGHT there

[9:20:31 PM] From Aether: wiki has forge times, efficiency and nws

[9:20:37 PM] From Titan: what county do you live in rave?

[9:20:59 PM] From OddBird: nope, it isn't there, titan just has the NW increase amounts on all the weapons memorized

[9:21:03 PM] From Titan: never mind, there's no way you can get a job...

[9:21:05 PM] From Aether: he lives in "i can't believe i haven't ben shot" county

[9:21:35 PM] From Titan: he doesn't know the difference between county and country

[9:22:25 PM] From Titan: he has t2s off

[9:22:33 PM] From Titan: For Rave: http://is.gd/tnC0

[9:23:16 PM] From Titan: Yeah, like 40 job openings, so you won't get fat

[9:23:32 PM] From Titan: who's really cute?

[9:24:16 PM] From Aether: no sweatshops rave

[9:24:30 PM] From Aether: although making a nickle an hour would be an improvement for you

[9:24:45 PM] From Titan: what color is his t-shirt hakai?

[9:25:07 PM] From Titan: You think that guy is cute?

[9:25:35 PM] From Titan: He looks like a pedophile.

[9:25:49 PM] From OddBird: cuter than you!

[9:26:14 PM] From OddBird: god Rave I'm pretty sure you can't be talking about ugly asian guys

[9:26:32 PM] From OddBird: DAMN HAKAI HAVENT YOU HEARD OF GOOGLE

[9:26:41 PM] From OddBird: dictionary.co9m

[9:26:58 PM] From OddBird: YES DICTIONARY DOT CAW NINE EM

[9:27:06 PM] From OddBird: fucker

[9:27:37 PM] From OddBird: and I'll go find some high heel shoes and stomp their heads and send you pics of it on your phone

[9:27:41 PM] From Titan: Fex you're soo f'ing ugly

[9:28:02 PM] From OddBird: SHOE HEEL THROUGH THE EYESOCKET

[9:28:15 PM] From OddBird: because they remind me of you!

[9:28:30 PM] From OddBird: your narrow ass looks just like a PUSSY

[9:28:38 PM] From Titan: Sure you do, you're really hairy and you lick your butt

[9:28:55 PM] From OddBird: I DO KNOW YOUR GF THAT LIVES 500 MILES AWAY SENT ME PICS OF HER PUSSY...but it was just you

[9:29:12 PM] From OddBird: yeah, that's you

[9:29:17 PM] From OddBird: YOU are her PUSSY

[9:29:23 PM] From Titan: I don't think he got the joke the first time OB

[9:29:24 PM] From OddBird: RAVIPUSSY

[9:29:28 PM] From OddBird: he didnt

[9:29:35 PM] From OddBird: I'm just going with it now cuz I'm bored

[9:29:41 PM] From OddBird: YOUR ASS IS A BUOY

[9:29:51 PM] From OddBird: IT CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE IN EMERGENCIES

[9:30:01 PM] From OddBird: EVERYONE ON THE PLANE JUST GRAB HAKAI'S ASS AND PADDLE

[9:30:12 PM] From OddBird: dammit fex where are you

[9:30:20 PM] From OddBird: you just realized that was a fatass joke, didn't you

[9:30:23 PM] From OddBird: xD

[9:30:23 PM] From Hakai: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc226/crzybblez/aviart.jpg

[9:30:31 PM] From OddBird: oh, THAT was the ohhh

[9:30:40 PM] From OddBird: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

[9:30:59 PM] To tree Main: I was busy!

[9:31:02 PM] From Titan: It's wayyyyyyy better looking than Hakai

[9:31:11 PM] From OddBird: YOU ARE A TEMPORARY JEW

[9:31:27 PM] From Titan: 1 month, Fex has been celebit for at least 1 year as of right now..

[9:31:50 PM] From Titan: not by choice, of course

[9:31:56 PM] From Titan: actually left hand

[9:32:38 PM] From Hakai: () hey hey hey *pops-up*

[9:32:52 PM] Raveshaw muted by OddBird.

[9:32:53 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Hakai.

[9:32:55 PM] Raveshaw muted by Hakai.

[9:33:00 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Raveshaw.

[9:33:03 PM] From Titan: what the fuck was that noise

[9:33:05 PM] From Aether: fex how long is my "obscure symbol on a long chain"

[9:34:58 PM] From Titan: Alright I'll get you started "last week when we left you guys you were"

[9:35:31 PM] From Aether: i knocked a guy out with a dc9 (8 damage) shock...and got abandoned

[9:35:37 PM] From Titan: Aether gets to make a 3rd character???

[9:36:00 PM] From Titan: (that was a joke about aether dying)

[9:36:25 PM] From Titan: Alright, we know the situation, let's get rolling.

[9:36:28 PM] From Aether: if titan doesn't leave..the jetta is still there

[9:37:13 PM] From Titan: I'm liking it the most than I since I started playing.

[9:37:22 PM] From Titan: I have since*

[9:37:44 PM] From Aether: i'm fine now, i was hoping i wouldn't get split honestly

[9:38:20 PM] From Titan: Hey I don't usually miss, last thursday was the first day in a looooonnng time

[9:38:38 PM] From Aether: i'm usually here 100%, same with hak and ob

[9:38:58 PM] From Titan: Nope no problem. and I'm almost always here too king

[9:39:21 PM] From OddBird: I'm also liking the game more now than I ever have before, btw

[9:39:32 PM] From Aether: because fex the only second option would be to use a message board style rpg

[9:39:41 PM] From Aether: and those are slow

[9:40:00 PM] From OddBird: I can see a second option being for everyone to have a job or something like what novice has where they can go off to anytime they go AFK

[9:40:10 PM] From OddBird: and the rest of the time we stay in a party

[9:40:53 PM] From Titan: It is easier, and now we have to depend more on each other, which is why I think less = more

[9:42:12 PM] From Titan: Yeah, my D&D game only has 3 or 4 people, and I think it's great because of that.

[9:42:44 PM] From Titan: well to be fair, we really didn't want anybody but me, hakai, and Gun

[9:42:58 PM] From Titan: it wasn't against just you rave

[9:43:32 PM] From Titan: You know with out all the mucus in your body, your stomach would eat itself away

[9:44:04 PM] From Titan: which almost rappelz you

[9:44:25 PM] From Titan: Guys, do we have any other scanners?

[9:44:38 PM] From Titan: Thank god I would have been pissed

[9:44:42 PM] From Titan: NO!!

[9:44:52 PM] From Titan: it's ok, b/c she didn't do shit anyway

[9:45:01 PM] From Titan: I miss Bfly sooooo much

[9:45:16 PM] From Titan: she was, and she was sooo nice

[9:45:59 PM] From Aether: and i seriously...don't want to get into fights...

[9:46:07 PM] From Titan: Right now, we have plenty of people, we have 7 players, that's plenty

[9:46:51 PM] From Titan: Well, I have a good plan that would benefit us all, and that all or most of our gangs would want to do.

[9:47:20 PM] From Titan: This one would get us a good amount of money.

[9:48:09 PM] From Titan: Wow, so is mine, i just haven't typed it down yet.

[9:48:41 PM] From Aether: so..startign 2 hours late?

[9:48:43 PM] OddBird was kicked from the server by Hakai: ih8u.

[9:48:58 PM] Joined server: OddBird.

[9:48:58 PM] OddBird entered channel.

[9:49:32 PM] From Titan: I'm not leaving him.

[9:49:43 PM] From Titan: Outside the door.

[9:50:10 PM] From Titan: Good assumption.

[9:50:21 PM] From Titan: hahaha bitch

[9:50:54 PM] From Titan: well, it exist, he just can't get in.

[9:50:58 PM] From Aether: and fex saved me more dc by saying i knocked the dude out with a non-stun attack

[9:51:22 PM] From Titan: yes, gun is gone for awhile.

[9:51:40 PM] From Aether: fex, how much is an aluminum baseball bat?

[9:52:26 PM] From Titan: titan

[9:52:57 PM] From Titan: Where is BF/King/my bike at?

[9:53:11 PM] From Titan: Badfish did have it.

[9:53:17 PM] From Aether: i'm in the house, in an unknown area, doing unknown things

[9:53:22 PM] From Titan: ok, thought so.

[9:53:57 PM] From Aether: we don't have 100 lines of softcore anymore

[9:54:03 PM] From Titan: Umm, Gun's going to be gone for a llooooonnng time

[9:54:07 PM] From Hakai: () so we lose everything off his character?

[9:54:19 PM] From Aether: so everythings sorted out now?

[9:54:30 PM] To Hakai: () everything non-plot related, yes..

[9:54:38 PM] From Titan: Yeah, so in game, what did they do that made people run away?

[9:54:43 PM] From OddBird: well do you want to get us back together into one party, fex, or do you want to start with their group and get their objectives sorted out

[9:54:57 PM] From Hakai: () The smart-doc too? He went halfsies on that. Or the Kenmore, I don't remember

[9:55:00 PM] From Aether: well i want to do my thing atm...

[9:55:12 PM] From Titan: I'd prefer if we roll played out through king's stuff.

[9:55:23 PM] From Aether: lemme do my stuff fex it'll be fast

[9:55:56 PM] From Titan: What do I see from the outside of the house?

[9:55:59 PM] From Aether: i loot the knocked out guy and go through the clothing i stole

[9:56:36 PM] From Aether: what a second person showed up?

[9:56:49 PM] From Titan: Can I blend to look in the house hiddenly

[9:57:00 PM] From Aether: the guy i shocked yesterday XD

[9:57:02 PM] From Titan: what about TS?

[9:57:13 PM] Joined server: novice.

[9:57:21 PM] From Aether: pull up those notes fex XD

[9:57:24 PM] novice entered channel.

[9:57:28 PM] From Aether: hey nov.

[9:57:49 PM] Titan left channel.

[9:57:52 PM] Titan entered channel.

[9:58:50 PM] From Aether: i umm put my hand back and shock him dc9

[9:58:54 PM] From Titan: no roll to dodge?

[9:59:18 PM] From novice: flat footed!

[9:59:19 PM] From Aether: well fex since he's holding me, do i even need to roll to place my hand on him?

[9:59:35 PM] From Aether: yeah but he's gotta be close...

[9:59:53 PM] From Aether: so i touch him with my palm for dc9, do i roll?

[9:59:55 PM] From OddBird: to shock him, you're going to have to perform a reacharound

[10:00:08 PM] From Titan: You can't apply logic to this hakai

[10:00:21 PM] From Titan: never apply logic to CGen, 1st rule, lol

[10:00:24 PM] From Aether: yes i have

[10:00:44 PM] From Aether: 1 after btm

[10:01:03 PM] From Aether: fumble

[10:01:10 PM] From Aether: 8 on fumble

[10:01:16 PM] From OddBird: bad luck :(

[10:01:25 PM] From Titan: so I can't peek in sneakly at all?

[10:01:48 PM] From Titan: Ok, I don't see anything at all?

[10:02:10 PM] From Titan: Oh ok, why did I ask...

[10:02:14 PM] From Raveshaw: dude ather, why do you have the godly rifle? you are a walking weapon like me.

[10:02:25 PM] From Aether: i was hak

[10:02:29 PM] From OddBird: I think he was then too :P

[10:02:30 PM] From Titan: Ok, uhh I'm taking off running.

[10:02:35 PM] From Aether: but no rave, look at my level of bolt throwin

[10:02:55 PM] From Aether: dun wanna

[10:03:01 PM] From Aether: melee bolter ftw

[10:03:04 PM] From Titan: are there any street lights around fex, that would help them to see me as I ran

[10:03:17 PM] From OddBird: wait for a minute rave :P he's in the middle of something

[10:03:38 PM] From Aether: alright let's see if he doesn't knowck me out this round

[10:03:43 PM] From Titan: fex, any lights?

[10:03:57 PM] From Titan: look about 3 lines up in mumble.

[10:04:05 PM] From Aether: you're behind the house titan

[10:04:41 PM] From Titan: Ok, I'll just take off running that way.

[10:05:15 PM] From Aether: if fex rolls higher than a 3 i'm dead

[10:06:20 PM] From Raveshaw: /me calls up hakai

[10:07:46 PM] From Aether: yo buddy, i was just looking to do business and this guy attacked me, do i look like i came looking for a fight?

[10:08:51 PM] From Aether: woa shit i surrender jeeze just toss me my naginata

[10:09:01 PM] From Titan: run while you're alive.

[10:09:26 PM] From Aether: yeah buddy i''m leaving jsut toss that after i;m out

[10:09:45 PM] From Aether: -walks out the back door-

[10:09:53 PM] From OddBird: (damn, first my wallet, now your spear)

[10:10:10 PM] From OddBird: (nice!)

[10:10:56 PM] From Aether: - goes to retrieve it and hops the fence - (26 jockstuff)

[10:11:40 PM] From Aether: i run for the jetta then

[10:11:49 PM] From Titan: Sweet.

[10:12:08 PM] From Aether: one second you guys there's something i want to do - grabs his dc8 rifle -

[10:12:28 PM] From Aether: - walks back and shoots out a window -

[10:12:44 PM] From Titan: drive by FTW?

[10:12:48 PM] From Aether: whatever, he's losing a window

[10:13:00 PM] From Titan: I drive him close.

[10:13:33 PM] From Aether: nope, back window.

[10:13:41 PM] From Aether: no windows on the back of the house?

[10:13:49 PM] From Titan: No, I just want to get where he can see the window, he can be like 200 meters away

[10:14:42 PM] From Aether: shooting out a window is more complex than it needs to be XD

[10:15:03 PM] From Titan: he's going to the mall

[10:16:12 PM] From Aether: someone is losing a window

[10:16:25 PM] From Titan: shoot it with your norwolf

[10:16:31 PM] From Aether: i am

[10:16:32 PM] From Titan: don't waste ammo

[10:16:43 PM] From OddBird: "You pick the wrong house. Through the broken window you see an old granny in her nightie fall to the floor after your shot is fired"

[10:16:52 PM] From Aether: with my rolls the militech will break my shoulder

[10:17:07 PM] From Aether: yeah

[10:17:20 PM] From Aether: 27

[10:17:30 PM] From Hakai: what the hell is going on now? We're driving around in the jetta shooting windows? wtf

[10:18:21 PM] From Aether: drive arty drive!

[10:18:24 PM] From Titan: After he shoots, I gun it.

[10:18:36 PM] From Titan: I'm heading toward the mall.

[10:18:57 PM] From Titan: You, me and King, heading toward mall, Rave is there, and I don't know where bf is.

[10:19:40 PM] From Aether: i'm lee harvey oswald bitch. and badfish is in the jetta

[10:21:30 PM] From Titan: corp sec offs, or loyal corps

[10:21:50 PM] From Titan: well 1 of them were at least

[10:22:04 PM] From Titan: there were at least 2 adults hakai

[10:22:33 PM] From Aether: novice i had a mission to make the world a better place, it just turned into petty robbery

[10:22:40 PM] From Titan: well, f off, I'm the first person to use their slang, so don't hate on me

[10:23:04 PM] From Titan: well there was some adults, I just didn't see them in game.

[10:23:51 PM] From Titan: talk in code

[10:24:06 PM] From Titan: Ok, so I'm driving to mall.

[10:24:16 PM] From OddBird: so like..."yo slipshit knockerbackers hoebag flipflip" and we roll and get something out of that?

[10:29:40 PM] From Titan: I just want to meet Rave.

[10:30:59 PM] From Aether: theres no aluminum baseball bats in the future, what a rip off

[10:31:26 PM] From Titan: time travel FTW

[10:31:43 PM] From OddBird: there's not aether??

[10:33:05 PM] From Aether: what?

[10:33:24 PM] From Aether: gun traded it in at the meeting him and i went to

[10:33:25 PM] From Titan: The heavy pistol?

[10:33:35 PM] From Aether: as far as i know, not sure though

[10:33:36 PM] From Titan: yeah he took it.

[10:34:48 PM] From Titan: big plan in chat.

[10:35:26 PM] From novice: () This is declining into neutral evil land QUICKLY

[10:35:44 PM] From Titan: beastman = loyal corp employee, splunger = yes man

[10:36:05 PM] From Titan: not really, it's pretty simple

[10:37:50 PM] From Titan: I just wanted to involve the group.

[10:38:20 PM] From Titan: The basis for my character is b/c I'd be doing it to a corp employee, there by getting back at the man.

[10:39:04 PM] From Aether: bleh just realised we have no networkers

[10:39:16 PM] From Aether: i want to pawn off that ungodly rifle

[10:40:30 PM] From Aether: i have like $281...

[10:40:47 PM] From Aether: 261*

[10:41:34 PM] From Titan: Yeah seeing as only OB can use it, I'd say it's pretty useless for them.

[10:41:40 PM] From Aether: can titan look on craig's list for people buying blackmarket weapons XD

[10:42:31 PM] From Aether: same, ob stole everything i bought with vatican money

[10:43:26 PM] From Titan: Yeah, it can knock us out too.

[10:43:35 PM] From Aether: i'm too tired to actually think atm...so do your thing

[10:43:38 PM] From Titan: so, I'm selling it.

[10:44:35 PM] From Titan: I'm just bareeelly starting to understand it.

[10:45:04 PM] From Titan: you can just take them off.

[10:45:08 PM] From Aether: can the story move and people talk about this..afterwards?

[10:46:03 PM] From Titan: yah, but I won't get that much back for it.

[10:46:21 PM] From Aether: do the hobo thing in a park?

[10:46:28 PM] From Titan: Do we get the autodoc, since we split the price of it?

[10:47:00 PM] From Titan: no... not at all, but we did split the price of that, so we really got screwed.

[10:47:16 PM] From Titan: gun's

[10:47:58 PM] From Aether: it was in the jetta, we were taking it from gun for nov...who could actually use it

[10:48:55 PM] From Hakai: () well. fine. Then since it's there, can I go talk to my "friend" there to see about getting it?

[10:49:23 PM] From Titan: wow, I just realized that was a terrible idea, knocking on the door at 3:00 in the morning.

[10:50:03 PM] From Titan: Fuck you fex. fuck you.

[10:50:34 PM] From Aether: i break into guns and scream "All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

[10:51:27 PM] From Titan: did you not see me do a youeey?

[10:51:50 PM] From Titan: nahh, I'm just 13, they'd make me drop the soap in jail.

[10:52:45 PM] From Aether: hobo camp!

[10:53:02 PM] From Titan: actually that was a moment of fex hinting for us not to turn around, but I'm going to turn around anyway.

[10:53:21 PM] From Titan: what OB?

[10:53:35 PM] From Titan: Yeah, I just wanted him to know that I didn't miss the hint

[10:54:12 PM] From Titan: well right now we're in between the mall and Bob's.

[10:54:48 PM] From Titan: Don't lie, she says "No way, I'm not that drunk"

[10:56:24 PM] From Titan: Artemis does a second youeey to check it out fex.

[10:57:25 PM] From Hakai: () Are you disappointed that Gun's gone, too? :(

[10:57:38 PM] From Aether: 15

[10:57:59 PM] To Hakai: () A little, but in all honesty, it might make things easier for me, not having to outwit gun all the time.. it's exhausting ;)

[10:58:02 PM] From Titan: wow, I failed too.

[10:58:26 PM] From Aether: i have like shit int and gac

[10:58:30 PM] From Titan: Don't worry, we'll drive by twice.

[10:58:54 PM] From Titan: go rave it's yo birfday.

[10:59:17 PM] From OddBird: we gonna throw you a suprise birfday

[10:59:22 PM] From Titan: no, hakai just had her head in my lap, and i was too engrossed in that.

[10:59:42 PM] From Titan: zach lee

[10:59:50 PM] From Titan: mouth's a mouth

[10:59:56 PM] From Aether: no there are some women i think "i wouldn't put someone elses dick in their mouth"

[11:00:26 PM] From Raveshaw: my girlfriend says "it doesn't look like fun"

[11:01:00 PM] From Aether: so......rave shaw something?

[11:01:20 PM] To Raveshaw: () What you notice, in the flashing lights, is what looks like a burning pile of something in front of the metal gate in front of the place, and the metal gate that was in front of the place looks like it has been blown open. From what you can tell theres a number of police milling around the situation. Also beyond one of the police cars you notice an ambulence and what appears to be a fire engine parked there nearby another police car.

[11:02:11 PM] From OddBird: gary was good enough, it was you that kept me out

[11:02:40 PM] From Aether: One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just Billy?” “Well,” Billy Bobanswered, “When I was little like you, I used to get in trouble a lot,and when I did my mom always called me by both names. I guess after awhile, it just stuck.” “Oh no!” Tommy cried. “I’d better straighten up then!” “Why’s that?” Billy Bob asked. “I don’t want to end up being called ‘you little shit’ for the rest of my life!”

[11:03:21 PM] From OddBird: I have a joke too! One time my mom told me "if you keep making ugly faces like that it'll stick that way!' and she was right.

[11:06:36 PM] To tree Cyber: http://is.gd/tliQ

[11:11:49 PM] From Aether: no hakai

[11:11:54 PM] From OddBird: 19, PHAILZ, 19, 24, 19

[11:11:58 PM] From Aether: i'm just fucking bored and tires XD

[11:12:02 PM] From Titan: D&D joke dummy

[11:13:19 PM] From Aether: do the motels come with semen encrusted blankets?

[11:13:25 PM] From Titan: me

[11:13:45 PM] From Titan: roll play it baby

[11:14:12 PM] From Titan: yes dear?

[11:15:15 PM] From OddBird: I thought you didn't have a job

[11:15:55 PM] From Titan: i'm about to bro rape you both

[11:16:20 PM] From OddBird: 'cuz he was sick with all those venereal diseases he gets from all the fine ass bitches that are constantly begging him for sex, bro. And he's definitely not sitting at home crying under the covers while he jerks himself off.

[11:16:40 PM] From Titan: http://is.gd/3ReG

[11:17:06 PM] From Titan: rediculous = hilarious?

[11:20:23 PM] From Titan: http://is.gd/tojc

[11:21:07 PM] From Aether: http://is.gd/tojz

[11:22:21 PM] From OddBird: *I get my vewy first boner.

[11:23:15 PM] From Titan: king, what?

[11:23:22 PM] From Titan: yup

[11:23:56 PM] From OddBird: I REFUSE

[11:24:23 PM] From Aether: we all pull up a pile of moss and go to sleep

[11:24:43 PM] From OddBird: hours pass and I just sit in front of the apt, wondering what the hell is going on

[11:25:45 PM] From OddBird: I rolled a phail. LOL

[11:26:18 PM] From OddBird: *I get my vewy first boner.

[11:27:13 PM] From OddBird: 18, 22 JS rolls

[11:28:35 PM] From OddBird: 21

[11:28:48 PM] From Titan: going to b room, brb

[11:39:43 PM] From OddBird: Okay Fex I think that my moral treatment of the chick EARNS ME the ability to train a LITTLE empathy

[11:41:18 PM] From Titan: wait, so OB didn't have to spend any ip?'

[11:41:27 PM] From Aether: i'm lagging or the wiki is

[11:41:33 PM] From OddBird: I did spend IP...was I not supposed to?

[11:41:43 PM] From Raveshaw: i want to train my bolt throwing from 5 to 8

[11:41:45 PM] From Titan: oh, ok , i get it.

[11:42:04 PM] From Aether: umm yeah hak

[11:42:33 PM] From Aether: i did

[11:42:56 PM] From Aether: fuck your yawning fex

[11:43:01 PM] From Aether: i need to shower

[11:43:13 PM] From Aether: and sleep for 3 hours...then work

[11:43:17 PM] From OddBird: My guy needs to shower ingame. I haven't ever RP'd showering. I bet I'm stinky.

[11:43:42 PM] From Aether: golden shower for ob

[11:43:47 PM] From Titan: I'm kindof tired, I'm up for ending it, unless some people want to go on.

[11:45:11 PM] From Titan: he was watching tv, but his gf wasn't ;P

[11:45:35 PM] From Aether: rofl i'm out you guys have fun with your..harassment

[11:45:43 PM] Left server: Aether.

[11:45:47 PM] From OddBird: he was watching TV, she was on her knees praying to the one eyed snake

[11:45:50 PM] From Titan: good night Aether, good night all

[11:46:04 PM] Left server: Titan.

[11:46:42 PM] From OddBird: damn you are smart

[11:46:48 PM] From OddBird: xD

[11:49:23 PM] From OddBird: Go study the Arena!

[11:50:00 PM] From novice: mmm bourbon burps

[11:50:25 PM] From OddBird: the v-mall thing?

[11:51:52 PM] From Hakai: *%U@*(#$"%:HTJ{W")ERGAWEKMG

[11:52:49 PM] From novice: bf shows up now... haha

[11:56:59 PM] From OddBird: the net's like an interactive blueprint, basically. You can see what the place is about, but you cannot physically see it...but your actions affecting it affect virtuality

[12:02:55 AM] From Hakai: snoo snoo!

[12:05:43 AM] From Hakai: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=videogaming&videoId=156220

0088 CB CyberGen Session

- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    Ta_Ta_Titan
    OddBird
    Hakai
    {King}Aether
<{King}Aether> hey fex.
<Verifex> hey
<Hakai> I am fairly certain that Meso quit.  :(  I just tried to call her and her phone is off.  Badfish is on his way though.
<Hakai> Aether is Meso on MSN?
BadFish has joined the room.
<BadFish> on time, bitches.
<Hakai> YAY Fishie
<OddBird> speak of the devil!
<Hakai> <3
<OddBird> :D
<BadFish> well, i am a bit of a devil yes
<Hakai> lol
<Verifex> hey badfish
<BadFish> this happens to me all the time: I try to drain my ba and do something else simultaneously, and i get absorbed in the other thing and end up capping my ba for like an hour.
<BadFish> hola fex
<{King}Aether> she is hakai
<{King}Aether> and she's on her way
<Hakai> sweet
Meso has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> Honey!
<Verifex> ah, I guess meso isn't quitting after all.
<Meso> Hehe, Hi there.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Fex, do we get a penalty for light armor?
<Verifex> I don't think so
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Well the book says so, but we haven't really been adding it.
<OddBird> we haven't been adding any of our penalties. I call on Fex to put an inordinate amount of effort into the Wiki and make it do that automatically!
<Ta_Ta_Titan> It's on page 153 if you are looking for it.
<Verifex> yeah well that is a lot of work that I'm not willing to do yet ;P
<Verifex> Add the damn penalty on there yourself, or die.
<{King}Aether> AR3 is -1 but ar5 is also -1 fex and there is no ar2(no penalty) armor forsale
<{King}Aether> which is why titan is asking >_>
<Verifex> and by add in on there yourself, I mean add it onto the stat using a -1 in the field next to it..
<{King}Aether> that's what i said fex, thank you!
<Ta_Ta_Titan> So, ar3 does have a penalty?
<{King}Aether> the book says ev +1 which is a -1 ref
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Gay!!!!!!
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I know King, I was just sucking up to fex hoping maybe he wouldn't apply it, :P.
<{King}Aether> i know but i'm saying, eff joo guy.
<Verifex> yes.. AR3 -1, AR5 -1, AR6 -2, AR7-2
<{King}Aether> like omg fex is the only person not in mumble what's the problem with this picture =P
<Verifex> lol
<{King}Aether> and brb i need a dink
<{King}Aether> drink*
<{King}Aether> i have a dink.
<[CB1]Gun> so what are you training aeth?
<{King}Aether> nothing.
<Verifex> Alright, is everyone ready to go?
<[CB1]Gun> (no)
<{King}Aether> unless stealth comes up as an option
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (yes)
<{King}Aether> (stealth + DC9 rifle = downright  scary)
<[CB1]Gun> (you are a goth ;p)
<OddBird> VINES
<OddBird> ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY
<OddBird> oh dammit nvm he's not there anymore
<[CB1]Gun> (same as always)
<OddBird> (well. He can't complain about not being allowed to play if he's not going to show up)
novice has joined the room.
<OddBird> (Hurrayyyyy)
<OddBird> (welcome)
<novice> (are we typing in parens to be hopeful?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<novice> (well there is a hockey game on, will someone email me when you guys start???)
<OddBird> (not me, my email sucks ass)
<novice> (well fuck it, I'll be back later)
<OddBird> (alright)
<[CB1]Gun> (cya in 15 mins ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (meso I got us some books AnarchistCookbook[$4], ArmyFieldManual[$8], & BraBusters[$6])
<Verifex> Hello!
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe)
<Meso> (oh nice. So where are we?)
<[CB1]Gun> (my shop with a goth and rad)
<Verifex> Half of group at bob's place, half at apartment in combat zone, and novice at camp.
<Verifex> When we last left you bunch of slackers, you were all sleeping/coveting your new found equipment.
* [CB1]Gun gently kicks Carrie's shin to wake her
* novice (wanders back in mumbling)
* Meso snorts slightly and wipes up the little drool on her chin. I'm awake.
<[CB1]Gun> Got us some books, not porn! Teach my Helen Keller ass how to read please!?!
* Meso blinks the sleep out of her eyes. Okay but might take a while.
<[CB1]Gun> Got something on your chin. *wipes his own and blushes*
<BadFish> [24]
* Meso re-wipes and wipes siad re-wipe on her shirt.
<Meso> Anywho, sit by me and I can try I suppose. You really don't know how to read?
<BadFish> (tard)
<[CB1]Gun> Nope, nope. *grins*
* [CB1]Gun sits down and shows the two books
<Meso> OKay well. Maybe we should start easier? Do you know your letters and such? What level you at?
<[CB1]Gun> I can count to D now. Guess how that happened? ;)
<Meso> Oh har har ;)
* Meso play smacks Bob, seriously now.
<[CB1]Gun> Oooh I can learn that phrase...Tah...Tah....Ta-Ta!
<{King}Aether> the next phrase ot learn is vah jay jay bob.
<[CB1]Gun> What the hell kinda bird is that...wait you're still here?!?!
<{King}Aether> nothing better to do than sit here and stink this place up with cigs
<Meso> Oh lawd not you. Haha
<[CB1]Gun> In the bathroom please.
<{King}Aether> yes free burger chick. me
<[CB1]Gun> Got oil and shit laying around.
<Meso> Okay erm well lets get started on this I guess.
<[CB1]Gun> Let's start from the D's.
<Meso> Erm. E ?
<Meso> No DD?
* Meso chuckles.
<[CB1]Gun> E-soft-eye-guess
<[CB1]Gun> F for facepalm?
* Meso blinks. I just woke up hon. A little easier please.
<[CB1]Gun> Crap I stop there let's start over.
* Meso sighs and motions for the book.
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck it, all this book has is bones and assholes.
<[CB1]Gun> Have this one, more fun.
* [CB1]Gun hands a shitty paperbook cookbook
<Meso> (So is this going to work or no, what was the verdict?)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's bomb making unless we go clubbin' ;)
<Meso> (Ionno learning first aid from reading the book)
<[CB1]Gun> (fudge sucker denied us!)
<Meso> (did we find a safe house ... and blah blah.. sorry YES OR NO)
<{King}Aether> (no meso)
<[CB1]Gun> (safehouse is about to be lost, we need a real one)
<{King}Aether> (unless you want to be raided by more bikers)
* [CB1]Gun gets dress in his suit and ask Carrie to get hte slut wear on
* Meso bites her lip. You think its that bad?
<[CB1]Gun> No, no. I just can't help but get stuck on D's.
<Meso> Oh okies.
* Meso grabs up her clothes and changes. Where we going again?
<[CB1]Gun> Apartment hunting. ;)
* novice wakes up and turns off the snoopbox
<[CB1]Gun> You guys get out so I don't have the other nut jobs clowning for a room here.
<Meso> Oh okay, didn't know we were that serious ;)
<[CB1]Gun> You'll have to teach me. ;)
<Meso> Okay lets get going then, eh?
* [CB1]Gun bangs a gun and pops out a bullet,"Fixed!"
<Meso> Wah?
<[CB1]Gun> My bike or two?
<Meso> Your bike.
<Meso> You are a better driver than me :)
<[CB1]Gun> Ride hard baby.
* [CB1]Gun heads over to the address on datapad
<[CB1]Gun> Ugh the projects are better.
<novice> (you notice a large red target like object on your back)
<Meso> (Security guard, got it.)
* [CB1]Gun drives to(now I have to look at a map lol)
* [CB1]Gun calls King
<{King}Aether> "hello?"
* Meso hugs Bob around the waist, listening n.
<{King}Aether> "hello?"
* {King}Aether hangs up
<[CB1]Gun> "Hey gloomy, huh, I went to scout the house for the job....one story shit heap...with light security.
* Ta_Ta_Titan seeing King answer his phone listens in.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> What was that about, why did you hang up?
<{King}Aether> no answer.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Oh, that's odd.
<[CB1]Gun> ....What a fudge sucker.
<{King}Aether> if it was bob we're right behind him so i don't see how it could be important
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Lol, yeah, he's not the sharpest tool, but he sure does like it when I call him Boss.
<[CB1]Gun> Let's lose these asshole behind us.
<{King}Aether> want to head back to his shop now since we saw the house?
<Meso> Erm so I should hold tight now?
<[CB1]Gun> (can't go in without me(?))
<{King}Aether> (nope but you'll need us eventually XD)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (I'll add luck and keep up with you.
<{King}Aether> (then you'll know where we are.)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (only need a 7 roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (answer the phone next time and I'll tell you where we can go)
<{King}Aether> (and eff it, let's see if gun get's a ticket for reckless endangerment)
<OddBird> (that would be hilarious.)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (I''m going to make him stop at every stop light if he heads for town, then he'll have to either let us catch up, or hopefully there's a cop around)
* novice takes Perrons directions down
* novice asks Perron if he's got any first aid stuff
* [CB1]Gun loses them
<[CB1]Gun> Where do you want to go?
<[CB1]Gun> (meso wake up)
<OddBird> Nah man, no first aid stuff, I'm just gonna go and hope for the best
<OddBird> see ya there?
* [CB1]Gun heads to The Pilot House
<Meso>  Well hell if I know, you're driving
<[CB1]Gun> Got it.
* Meso chuckles
<novice> I'm going to have to get something to cover my hands and feet up man... I'll call you from the mall
* novice puts on his long coat and work gloves after packing up camp and heads to the mall
<OddBird> Awesome, I'll keep my phone on then
<Verifex> OB Don't worry about downloading the map
<Verifex> I can give you a yo gang place to go.
<OddBird> it's cool I'll just type, you're not lagging out too bad really
<Verifex> Totentanz, a dance/bar hall for yogangers..
<Verifex> It's on the top floor of an old skyscraper.
<OddBird> (is that the one in the combat zone)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a rough place you'll love it)
<OddBird> (or a diff one)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's down the street from my shop)
<Verifex> Yes, it's in the combat zone (er.. outside, whatever)
<OddBird> (ok cool)
<OddBird> (I'll worry about arriving whenever nov finishes at the mall, since he and I are going to the same place)
* [CB1]Gun gets there some time
<novice> [25] GAS
<novice> err GAC
* Hakai glances at her phone contacts and thinks
* Hakai gives a sideways glance at Badfishie
Raveshaw has joined the room.
<Hakai> (geez.  took you long enough  x_x)
<Raveshaw> (a'ight bros and hos, sorry i'm late)
<Raveshaw> (i had to take care of some shit)
<BadFish> hmm?
<Hakai> Wellll.....we need some cash
<OddBird> (hola Ravester)
* novice curses as he applys the spray skin over his blackened hands and gets back in the jeep to drive towards the yogang club
<Hakai> and.  I have an idea.  But....it's kinda risky
<Hakai> You interested?
<BadFish> I'll hear it before I decide anything.
* [CB1]Gun gets there w/e
<Hakai> Ok.  Well...there's this club I heard about called Rainbow Nights.  It's a dance club.  Bound to be lots of horny boys dancing around that I can steal from.  Just gotta get close enough to do it.  But.....I don't want to go in alone, in case things get rough.  PLUS, you have those badass little scouts that could easily distract some poor dimwitted fool.
<Hakai> And...I think I'll be calling our wizard for extra security.  If things get really bad, he can help us out
<Hakai> but first I want to know if you're in
<[CB1]Gun> (good plan +5 hakai)
* BadFish rubs his chin
<BadFish> what age group are we hitting here?
<Hakai> (it's a compiled plan  :)  I took some from everyone  ^_^  thanks)
<Meso> (Wasnt well thought out, was it =P)
<OddBird> (indeed, it's a kickass plan)
<Meso> (talking about rave's speach there)
<OddBird> (Rave's speech is cracking me up, it is HILARIOUS)
<Meso> (I quit listening lol)
* [CB1]Gun goes inside with Carrie
<Hakai> Ummm....It's a place for yogangs, so it'd be all kids
* BadFish rubs his chin
<Hakai> Live bands and such
* BadFish crosses his arms
<BadFish> How do you feel about it?
* Meso stretches and yawns in the doorway.
<[CB1]Gun> Gets some java in your lazy D's.
<Meso> Dun like coffee.
<[CB1]Gun> Neither do I...
* [CB1]Gun opens door for her
<Meso> Didn't we have this conversation already?
<Meso> Why thank you! /walksin
<[CB1]Gun> Yes ;)
* [CB1]Gun leads to a bar area
<Hakai> I feel pretty good about the idea
<[CB1]Gun> (ty ;p)
<Hakai> I don't really see us getting in too much trouble, honestly
<Hakai> plus, it'll give us a chance to try to find a safe place to hide out
<BadFish> Its clear you're confident about the plan's success. What I want to know is, how do you feel about it?
<Meso> (brb)
<Hakai> Ooooh.  You mean about the dancing?
<BadFish> And before we get too far, I know we've participated in a lot of petty crime before. I know that.
<[CB1]Gun> ( http://defhoboz.biz/w/images/3/3c/Night_City_Map.png     for all!)
<Hakai> Meh.  We need the cash.
<BadFish> We do need the cash.
<BadFish> My concern is, do these kids need it too?
<BadFish> To be honest, I don't think the world is going to end if we jack a few kids for some dough.
* Hakai ruffles Badfish's hair
<BadFish> I just want to be sure we don't get in over our heads. I want to be sure we do everything to ensure things go the way we PLAN them to, instead of the way they usually go lately, which is with us getting shot at.
<Hakai> There you go again.  Always making sure to remind me that there's always a victim to my crimes  ;p
<BadFish> You know I never even had a kid take a swing at me before I met these people?
<BadFish> Don't get me wrong... some of these guys seem pretty legit.
<Hakai> It's my fault really.  I convinced you to join up with strangers I didn't even know myself...I'm sorry.  
<BadFish> I like them, I do.
<BadFish> It's just a big change for me. It's unsettling.
* OddBird pulls up to the club and awaits Lenny's call/arrival
<Hakai> How about we target the jerks in the dance club?  Would that make it easier to swallow?   Although the pushover-types would be easier to rob
<[CB1]Gun> Hey! uhh can I get an OJ?
* BadFish laughs
* Hakai smiles
<BadFish> It'll be easy to swallow as long as it goes according to plan.
<BadFish> (i gotta piss, bee are bee)
<Hakai> Well.  You don't have to go.  I can probably do this on my own.  I just always feel better when my best bud is around to back me up!  Especially with your new awesomeness
* Meso hides a little behinf Bob.
<Meso> behind*
<Hakai> Well...lemme call the wizard to be sure he's available
* Hakai rings up Arty
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "yello"
<Hakai> You busy?
<[CB1]Gun> Uhh I was wondering if I could...talk to someone on selling some crap.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "No we got blown off by Bob, so I'm free now, what's up?"
<novice> (am I EVER going to arrive at the yogang or whatever?)
<Hakai> Ok.  Well...there's this club I heard about called Rainbow Nights.  It's a dance club.  Bound to be lots of horny boys dancing around that I can steal from.  Just gotta get close enough to do it.    I'd like you there for extra security.  If things get really bad, your skills can help us out
<[CB1]Gun> (dude I'm lucky he got around to me ;)
<Meso> (... and now we were skipped. Lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (use them D's)
<Raveshaw> (hakai, seduce them and steal everything they have, including their clothes)
<BadFish> (we need some druuuuugs)
<BadFish> (roofie em!)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Ok, yeah, I'll help you out, should I bring the jetta, or king?"
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy has pills)
<Hakai> Hmm.  is King busy?
<Hakai> He's welcome to join us.  I don't know him very well though.  He cool?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "no he's right here next to me, but dancing might not be his thing, but I can ask"
<Hakai> He can lurk in the shadows  ;p
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "well he's a little 'dark', but he's ok"
<{King}Aether> goth's party.
novice left the room.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> So you wanna come?
novice has joined the room.
<{King}Aether> sure.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Looks like he wants to come, you want us to meet you there?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (mumble just had a fatal error, brb in it one sec)
<Hakai> Alright.  That's fine.  How far are you from there?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (could you link me the map?)
<Hakai> http://defhoboz.biz/w/images/3/3c/Night_City_Map.png
<novice> [19 to disable jeep]
* novice asks Perron what the heck his plan is
<novice> We don't even have money to get in...
<OddBird> Well, this is a pretty rough club, so I figure there'll be a yogang fight club around. I need some cash for armor, so I figure I'll fight for it
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Only a few minutes."
<[CB1]Gun> (grow steel tits)
* Hakai turns to see if Badfish is back yet
<Hakai> Hey, the wizard is in.  He's bringing another pair of eyes for us
<OddBird> pugilism is what i DO, man
<BadFish> who?
<Hakai> Ummm...that King guy.  The new kid
<novice> Wouldn't it be easier to just have someone refit my jacket to you?
<Hakai> Alright, I'll meet you there, Arty.  I may have Badfish with us too
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "That's cool, heading out now?"
<Hakai> Yeah.  Hopefully this way we can get there at the same time
<Hakai> You've got wheels, right?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Yeah, I'm bringing the jetta"
<novice> You still look like shit Perron... this is a totally terrible idea, but I'm down
<OddBird> nah, I've had a night to rest a little...bulletholes aside, I'm good as new and ready to scrap
* OddBird grins, winks, and dashes off toward the entrance
* novice grimaces as he chases down Perron and tries to keep stride with the human  koatimundi
<OddBird> (congrats, you forced me to dictionary.com)
* Ta_Ta_Titan leaves with King for Rainbow.
<novice> (small furry thing that likes to climb into people's shirts)
<novice> (native to south america I think)
<[CB1]Gun> (a ferret ;p)
* Meso falls asleep waiting for fexy)
<OddBird> thanks Lenny
<novice> yeah... goodie, now go find us some action
* novice goes to get his $1.50 worth by using the facilities
<Meso> (noobs)
<novice> (assume he mean Perron)
<Meso> (hakie go to the guy that is looking for easy action and steal the drugs he has on him)
<[CB1]Gun> (upskirt shots in the bathroom and OB clubs him)
<novice> [GAC - dump taking 19]
<Verifex> Lenny, upon entering the facilities, you do notice a metal noise coming from one of the stalls, it sounds like someone might be..  umm fucking.. in one of the stalls.
<[CB1]Gun> (wow fex you are off the chain today)
* novice turns red from embarresment and hurrys up
<Meso> (wow gonna kill that mood with your literal shit)
<[CB1]Gun> (rip a huge sparking fart)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (Lennie turns and says "I call nextsies.)
<OddBird> (Call in there "If you want someone to take a dump on your chest, I'm prepped and ready to go")
<Hakai> (ew)
<Meso> (Carlston Steamer coming up!)
<novice> (rusty trombone!)
<Verifex> Assuming you are going to continue, you do notice the walls are covered in a number of different net numbers associated with different names, some clubs, and other assorted obscenities.
* Hakai jumps on Badfish's back
<Hakai> Sooo...we've got a couple hours to waste.  What you want to do?
<Raveshaw> your mom
* Meso pokes Bob to answer the man.
* novice finishes up and washes his hands
<[CB1]Gun> (hmm? I asked if he knew someone)
<Meso> (well ask again fex forgot I guess)
* novice walks back out and goes looking for someone who works here
<[CB1]Gun> Uhh excuse me can I talk to you...
* OddBird wanders around, scanning everyone to find a potential cash-drop
<[CB1]Gun> Do you know anyone who would buy stuff most persons wouldn't accept...
<Verifex> "You mean a pawn shop?"
<[CB1]Gun> They wouldn't take this shit.
<novice> [beg for job 13]
<novice> yes'r
<novice> thank ya kindly
<[CB1]Gun> Pawn shop won't buy stuff from a kid on average.
* OddBird frowns. Here too early...can't afford to get back in, so I might as well get comfortable.
<novice> (what time is IT?)
* OddBird leans back and reads his Li Bai Sword Dances handbook
<novice> (4:20?)
<Meso> (Nice.)
<Verifex> "What kind of things are you talking about?" to Bob
<[CB1]Gun> Like gold.
<OddBird> (and then he shakes you down)
<OddBird> (:P)
<Verifex> "You have gold?? Seriously?"
* novice walks back over to Perron and flicks the back of his book
<OddBird> Yoooo.
<novice> I got some work at least... won't have to pay to get back in
<OddBird> you won't...will I?
<[CB1]Gun> Won't so that...but guys did die in the combat zone with some good shit.
<[CB1]Gun> say* bah)
<novice> meh, we'll cross that road when we get there... now lets go trade this jacket in for some armor that fits you
<[CB1]Gun> Know anyone who would be a bike that needs a fingerprint?
<OddBird> Heh, awesome. You rock, Lenny!
* OddBird closes his book, bookmarks where he was at, and follows Lenny out
<OddBird> There's nobody there worth anything anyway...I read all their minds, bunch of losers
<[CB1]Gun> buy* bah)
<novice> you get anything from the barkeep?
<Verifex> "Hmmm, sounds a little hot..  you need to have that fixed first."
<Verifex> The guy writes something on a card, then passes a card to you.
<OddBird> I didn't read him, just the guys hangin' around. I was hoping the fight club guys would be here anyway, but no such luck
* Meso nudges Bob and points to her left third finger.
<Verifex> It says "Barney" and has a net number.
* [CB1]Gun gives a $2 tip
<[CB1]Gun> (how much for the OJ?)
<[CB1]Gun> Com'on babe, know a good steakhouse.
* Meso locks her arm in Bob's and giggles. You're such high maintenance we gotta drop some stuff to keep up with ya.
* [CB1]Gun and Carrie ride off to Burger King
<Meso> (lol the king)
<[CB1]Gun> I am a gear head. ;)
* Meso orders a burger and fries. Share drink? Be almost like kissing.
<Verifex> Alright, you head to "Burger Archduke"
<[CB1]Gun> Didn't I give you cooties already. (give the cost)
<[CB1]Gun> ($10?)
<{King}Aether> ( we want burger führer fex)
<novice> [23 to refit armor to Perron]
<Meso> (sure 10 this time lolz)
<[CB1]Gun> (went ahead and did $10 as that's likely)
<novice> [15 to make tools]
<Meso> (FEX I'M GETTIN BORED)
<[CB1]Gun> Right so let's head back to my shop.
BadFish left the room.
* [CB1]Gun go back to shop
* Meso goes wiff ^.^
<[CB1]Gun> You poot?
<novice> (I'm sure Gun could provide some exciting dry humping)
<[CB1]Gun> (twice a night)
<Meso> (And I'm sure I would pass lol)
<Meso> (lol with you know that! )
* [CB1]Gun get to shop
<novice> (and it goes down to AR 3-4?)
<novice> (wow!)
<novice> (You're a ninja in a metal box now!)
<OddBird> (wooooooo!)
<[CB1]Gun> We'll hit up this guy on if we ever get around to this v-trode heist tonight. (you can make bombs now)
<OddBird> (ninja in a box, now I just need to hijack that dick in a box skit)
<[CB1]Gun> (later on, been lagging here some if that's an excuse)
* novice looks up at the sky to see through the gloomy haze what the fuck time it is
<Meso> 7!!
<Meso> 3!?!
<OddBird> (Sun over the 3rd building to your left o'clock)
<Meso> (training my GAC fexy)
<Meso> (5-6)
<Hakai> (de-idle!)
<[CB1]Gun> (4-5 Schoolin')
<novice> (speaking of lying on the internet)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess I'll call hakai at 8pm)
* Meso thinks Hakai would like Dragon Half)
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf is that?)
<Hakai> (no idea_
<Raveshaw> yo hakai!
<Meso> (anime)
<Hakai> Yeah?
<novice> (SWEET)!
<Raveshaw> hey so i just called up this guy that works at the zoo, and he gets all offended when i ask him for gorilla DNA. you got any ideas?
<novice> (line goes dead)
<Hakai> ...First., I'd recommend not asking for DNA.
<Hakai> What do you need the DNA for again?
<Raveshaw> so i can make a gorilla of my own
<Hakai> Oh.  Well...have you tried a petting zoo?
<Raveshaw> uhh, gorillas are not in petting zoos
<Raveshaw> crappy lame animals like llamas and sheep are
<[CB1]Gun> (pet mah monk-kay)
<novice> (you'll have to go to one of those german bestiality clubs)
<Hakai> Not that kind.  There's these other ones...they raise animals like bear cubs, and cougar cubs and such from babies in captivity.  When I was younger, my parents took me and a couple friends to one.  My mom got to hold a baby bear and I got to pet it.  Maybe you could try to find that place....they might have a gorilla
<Raveshaw> dude that's awesome, i could have a beorilla!
<Hakai> (lolwtf)
<Raveshaw> (bear/gorilla)
<OddBird> (you could also have a madonna!)
<OddBird> (a mad cow/iguana)
* novice heads towards the door after reapplying his spray skin
<Raveshaw> (d'oh! xD)
<Raveshaw> where can i find one of these non-lame petting zoos?
* OddBird reads the minds of everyone going in for a couple of hours.
<OddBird> (err, scans*)
<Hakai> Uhh...I honestly don't remember.  I was pretty young.  Try asking the wizard.  He's with you, right?
<novice> boy do I hope I get something out of this... cost my last five bucks to look normal enough to go out in public
<Raveshaw> (is titan with me?)
<OddBird> well, I found also sorts of interesting characters here earlier...surely there will be a couple scrappy club members here too
<Hakai> (yes.  you're with Titan and Aether right now)
<Raveshaw> hey titan, could you do a search for me bud? hakai is telling me about some sort of petting zoo with baby cougars and bears, they raise them in captivity. could you look it up for me man?
<[CB1]Gun> (stop rave just stop...don't even have a lab yet)
<Hakai> (FYI, Rave.  I really have one of those zoos near me IRL.  ^_^  )
<Hakai> (we're taking the kids over spring break so they can pet the baby wild animals)
<Raveshaw> (did you hold that baby bear?)
<Raveshaw> (no gun but i have a clone of my own home incubation kit!)
<[CB1]Gun> (where? ;)
<Raveshaw> (with me)
* novice walks back over to the door at around 7:55 and mentions he's here to work
<Hakai> (we haven't gone yet)
* Hakai calls Arty
* Hakai tells Rave to ask Arty if he's ready to meet up
<[CB1]Gun> (the clone thing is about 10kg you should prob leave that somewhere safe)
<Raveshaw>  arty, you ready to meet up with hakai?
<[CB1]Gun> "Yello?"
<{King}Aether> "hey bob, we doing that thing tonight?"
<[CB1]Gun> "We need the nerd and the hakai chick with us....where are they?"
<{King}Aether> "they're going to some rainbow night club"
<[CB1]Gun> (what time is it now?)
<{King}Aether> "i don't need gay boys trying to by me drinks"
<{King}Aether> (buy*)
<[CB1]Gun> (job at 3am?)
<{King}Aether> (ummm...tell me that?)
<{King}Aether> (when we do it is up to you i'm not storming it alone)
<novice> (YES!)
<novice> YEs
<novice> rerr Yes'r
<[CB1]Gun> If you can have those fudge packing suckers show up there to meet us at say 3am we'll be good to go.
* novice wanders back over to the doorish area and puts one leg up on a stool all manly like
<{King}Aether> well we'll need to phone them or actually go to that rainbow club
* [CB1]Gun in a faggy voice,"Be a dear, big boy."
<{King}Aether> "you want it up the bum huh"
<{King}Aether> well i got no ride and i'm infront of your place
<[CB1]Gun> Wtf dude.
* [CB1]Gun opens door
* {King}Aether walks in "long distance call huh"
<[CB1]Gun> No booty calls here!
<{King}Aether> well the dude just drove off
<[CB1]Gun> -.-
<{King}Aether> so lend me your bike or lend me your couch
* [CB1]Gun calls Hakai
<[CB1]Gun> Ride the couch.
* Hakai glances at the call-ID, hesitates, then answers
<Hakai> Yeah?
<[CB1]Gun> Where you at?
<Hakai> Uhhh..some club.  Rainbow Nights, why do you ask?
<[CB1]Gun> You up for some trouble tonight?
<[CB1]Gun> Speak up!
* Hakai repeats herself, shouting this time
* {King}Aether screams "surprise buttsex!" behind bob
* [CB1]Gun kicks back
<[CB1]Gun> GET TO MY SHOP MY MIDNIGHT!
<[CB1]Gun> BY* bah I suck cock)
<Hakai> Midnight?  Uhhh...I can try.  Wait..why?
<[CB1]Gun> DO ET!
<Hakai> (xD)
* [CB1]Gun clicks
<Hakai> Uhh...I guess.. Am I getting anything good out of this?
<[CB1]Gun> Why aren't you at the Rainbow Sperm Cup with them pedogoth?!
<novice> (speaking of things that can't be unheard)
* Hakai sighs at the dead air
<[CB1]Gun> (that air is full of smoke and lazers)
* Hakai texts "Am I getting anything out of your plan?  If so, I'll be there." to Bob
* [CB1]Gun texts,"Pretty, pretty earrings."
<{King}Aether> who wants t ogo somewhere with the name "rainbow" in the name
Shinobu has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> The fugly bitch.(wow the timing)
<novice> (what if it was called "the greyscale rainbow" that'd be gothtastic)
<{King}Aether> (it's not though novice and i still don't want to find fudgepackers, fex would enjoy roleplaying it too much =p)
<OddBird> (amazing timing indeed)
<novice> (OB is about to get date raped)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's shin's room)
<novice> (just a giggalo... OB should be better at this )
<Hakai> (omg, guys.  I can't open this stupid floss container.  how dumb am I?  X_X)
<OddBird> (you don't really want me to answer that)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't ask)
<novice> (so far all we've succeded at doing is turning two minors into conartist/hookers)
<Shinobu> (well they are hard nuts to crack open... ^_^)
<[CB1]Gun> (both from strange places)
<OddBird> (can't wait to take that chick home and then...MUG HER >:D)
<Raveshaw> (make sure you get in melee range and make use of that small CoC you've got)
<Hakai> (are you talking to me, Rave?)
<[CB1]Gun> (does this look like a J to you? how bout now?)
<Raveshaw> (no, OB1)
<Raveshaw> (lol a J? it's a Q)
<[CB1]Gun> (-1rave)
<Raveshaw> (family guy stole that from somewhere?)
<OddBird> (LMAO @ Hakai thinking Rave meant her on the CoC comment)
<Hakai> (14) JS
<Raveshaw> (=P)
Shinobu left the room.
- {King}Aether has kicked Shinobu out of the room
<OddBird> YOU DONT HAVE A VAGINA!
<Raveshaw> (vuh jaina*)
<[CB1]Gun> (ty)
<[CB1]Gun> (wait did OB yell that at the girl?)
<OddBird> (LMAO)
<[CB1]Gun> (hey babe I'll be up at 9 yeah YOU DONT HAVE A VAGINA!)
<Hakai> [22] to steal walletz
<[CB1]Gun> ( http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/63c25376/background.jpg )
<Hakai> [29] JS
<novice> mine was better Gun
<Meso> (thats sad)
Meso left the room.
* [CB1]Gun cuddles up to Carrie to see if she Gets a Clue ;p
<Hakai> [20] JS
<[CB1]Gun> (botcheck ask/name rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (owe/jugs sick botty)
* novice looks around to see if there is anything nefarious he should be aware of [23 GAC]
Shinobu has joined the room.
<Shinobu> (^_^ Hakai to PM room please)
Shinobu left the room.
- OddBird has kicked Shinobu out of the room
<Hakai> [8 luck + 8 cables + 8 body + 10 ref - 1 AR = 31?}
<OddBird> (no, that's 33)
<Hakai> (wait.)
<OddBird> (24 + 10 -1)
<Hakai> (I think I did that wrong anyway)
<Hakai> (8 l + 8 cables + 9 ref)  xD
<{King}Aether> (why does it use...2 stats?)
<{King}Aether> (yeah rofl XD)
<OddBird> (it's Hakai)
<Hakai> (OK.  FOR REAL:  8 + 8 + 9 + 6)
<Hakai> [31] stealing wallets  xD
Hakai left the room.
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Verifex> $100 in one wallet, $76 in another
<novice> (you get that Gun? 11:30)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes -.)
<OddBird> hot damn
<OddBird> 176
<OddBird> nice take
{King}Aether left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> botcheck con/prey ha ha
<Raveshaw> botcheck tiny/dick
<[CB1]Gun> was meant to be
<Raveshaw> the one right before it was gun/has
* novice is out
novice left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> hehe new shin thread
<OddBird> except this time she's actually the one FS/WTBing
<[CB1]Gun> and someone put Minions top the 0 BA list jezz even I don't like it that much

MUMBLE

[8:06:57 PM] Welcome to Mumble.

[8:07:09 PM] Connected to server defhoboz.biz.

[8:07:09 PM] Welcome to this server running Murmur on Win32. Enjoy your stay!

[8:07:28 PM] From IA: I am?

[8:07:29 PM] From Badfish: where does the s/s get saved to?

[8:07:37 PM] From Titan: I hate Iowa

[8:07:39 PM] From IA: I'm not tipping you.

[8:07:43 PM] From Gun: lol

[8:07:51 PM] From Badfish: screenshot! where does the screenshot get saved to

[8:07:58 PM] Titan is now muted and deafened.

[8:08:04 PM] From Gun: get in MS paint

[8:08:06 PM] From Badfish: aaaah.

[8:08:13 PM] From IA: I was making a stripper reference, Hakai.

[8:08:19 PM] From Gun: or right click paste

[8:08:31 PM] To C Gen: http://www.getpaint.net/index.html

[8:08:44 PM] From Titan: talking to gf, but can see chat.

[8:08:46 PM] From IA: There's always the GIMP.

[8:09:23 PM] From Badfish: ok, now how do i get it on the thread?

[8:09:35 PM] From IA: I kinda miss having a legit copy of Photoshop.

[8:09:42 PM] From Badfish: tinypic work?

[8:09:59 PM] From Badfish: ok i know how to do it now ty lol

[8:10:14 PM] From Badfish: yours. its kickass

[8:10:52 PM] From IA: And people complain about me.

[8:11:10 PM] From Badfish: dammit it didn't work!

[8:11:15 PM] From Gun: wow barbaric

[8:11:26 PM] From Badfish: i even selected html and it still didn't work

[8:11:34 PM] From IA: That's not HTML, fish.

[8:12:49 PM] From Gun: get fex to explain the v-trode mission, be better for all

[8:12:52 PM] From Badfish: so i copy that line, but replace img_url.jpg with the tinypic

[8:13:11 PM] From Aether: gun...i have a notepad file with that the dude told us

[8:13:26 PM] From Hakai: <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/144a61g.jpg" width="800">

[8:14:17 PM] From Gun: "Got datapads. Raid a Corpsec house(1adult,3kids)for hidden BM v-trodes we can use as we please." what I got

[8:14:19 PM] From Aether: nm gun i'm apparently unable to find one of my notepad files of the text fex sent us

[8:15:05 PM] From Aether: but gun look what i found [2:33:46 AM] From Verifex: While sailing along on the bike like an idiot with your sword drawn driving down the street, your hand hits a side view mirror on a passing car, it sets in motion the downward spiral of events that transpires... [2:37:16 AM] From Verifex: Your sword invariably flies from your hand and off into some random direction, then you start tipping over, and sliding sideways on the road (still not scraping your body against the ground at this point) and then you eventually end up slamming against the ground, and start spinning (your meeting the bump on the pavement between the road and sidewalk). you eventually end up in the middle of the intersection narrowly avoiding a couple trucks and cars, luckily for you, a nearby police car turns on it's lights, and all traffic comes to an immediate stop. You are feeling pretty shitty, but your jacket has taken the brunt of the damage, take 6 damage (this is after BTM and armor damage)

[8:15:30 PM] From Aether: i felt like it.

[8:16:02 PM] From Gun: +2 OB

[8:16:08 PM] From IA: Never ate squirrel before.

[8:16:24 PM] From Gun: now you can! hold this stick

[8:16:41 PM] From IA: Look for a big one in a park.

[8:17:02 PM] From Gun: should we butcher a cow? ;p

[8:17:31 PM] From IA: The Blendtec blender?

[8:17:55 PM] From Gun: ....she already bought the plate set

[8:18:08 PM] From IA: http://www.blendtec.com/TotalBlender-Black.aspx

[8:18:13 PM] From Gun: we don't care

[8:18:40 PM] From Gun: no but he would smile big

[8:18:41 PM] From IA: I'm rather certain that it could blend Tom Cruise.

[8:18:59 PM] From Badfish: i feel bad for chuck norris, he never asked for everyone to make up this jackassery involving him

[8:19:17 PM] From Badfish: cold blooded

[8:19:19 PM] From Gun: have you seen his movies?!?!

[8:19:36 PM] From IA: His movies are classics.

[8:19:39 PM] From OddBird: Yeah, bruce lee kicked his ass in one of his movies.

[8:19:49 PM] From OddBird: 'nuff said

[8:19:49 PM] From IA: Delta Force, c'mon.

[8:19:59 PM] From Badfish: hey, im probably a terrible actor too but if someone paid me to do a shitty D-list movie i'd do it.

[8:20:01 PM] From Gun: heard chuck beat him as a convention once

[8:20:09 PM] From Gun: at a*

[8:20:38 PM] From IA: Until he got shot, anyway.

[8:20:44 PM] From Gun: actaully bruce was an actor before a fighter ;)

[8:21:55 PM] From Gun: rent Twlight and blend that

[8:22:17 PM] From IA: Twilight looked entirely retarded.

[8:22:25 PM] From Gun: tweenie bitches

[8:22:28 PM] From IA: But entirely retarded sells to teen girls.

[8:22:57 PM] From Gun: lol

[8:23:04 PM] From IA: I hear the Norwegian movie was much better.

[8:23:25 PM] Joined server: novice.

[8:23:25 PM] novice entered channel.

[8:23:31 PM] From Gun: ooo I was so to see the zombie nazi snow movie for the laughes ;)

[8:23:50 PM] From IA: Yeah, Dead Snow looks awesome.

[8:23:52 PM] From Gun: but then I didn't want to waste a free rental

[8:24:23 PM] From IA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q

[8:24:28 PM] From Gun: Explain the v-trode mission!

[8:24:59 PM] From Gun: spank us with a wiimote!

[8:25:21 PM] From IA: What just got blamed on me?

[8:25:21 PM] From Gun: you pointed out you broke it to us in chat

[8:25:32 PM] From Badfish: ooops

[8:25:53 PM] From Gun: no you lied to him

[8:26:58 PM] OddBird is now muted and deafened.

[8:29:08 PM] From Gun: slepeing?

[8:29:10 PM] From IA: Watching ATHF.

[8:29:16 PM] From Aether: well fex we were sleeping...so +2 hp?

[8:29:18 PM] From Gun: I love you IA

[8:29:38 PM] OddBird is now muted.

[8:29:38 PM] From Gun: make the rooms

[8:30:01 PM] From Gun: titan, aeth, meso, & bob at shop

[8:30:11 PM] From Aether: rave in jetta outside shop

[8:30:28 PM] From Gun: he can heal off fumes

[8:30:37 PM] From Gun: he's weapon X!

[8:31:43 PM] From Titan: Ok, girl friend gone, let's get this shit crackin

[8:31:52 PM] Titan is now muted.

[8:32:08 PM] From Gun: everyone at shop and nov gets +2 HP far as I know

[8:32:12 PM] From Aether: i just added hp from sleeping so yeah....waking up is nice

[8:32:47 PM] OddBird is now unmuted.

[8:33:15 PM] From Titan: so now I'm 8/6

[8:33:22 PM] From Gun: I know when you dream

[8:33:26 PM] From Titan: fudge sucker

[8:33:54 PM] From Titan: wow, I need to use that one more often, fuuuudddge sucker.

[8:34:00 PM] From Gun: make the rooms fudge lover

[8:34:29 PM] From Aether: i have no vehicle..so i wait for night time to do the v-trode job with gun.

[8:34:38 PM] From Gun: she'll go towelie on us

[8:34:46 PM] From OddBird: I'm gonna have one of my protein shakes for breakfast.

[8:35:05 PM] You were moved to Titan fun by Titan.

[8:35:07 PM] You were moved to C Gen by Titan.

[8:35:15 PM] From Titan: sorry that was complete accident

[8:35:21 PM] From Gun: hobo protein shakes involve $5 and a toothache

[8:35:22 PM] Titan left channel.

[8:35:28 PM] From Aether: i'll smoke one of my hasish flavoured cigs to see if meso get's riled up.

[8:35:39 PM] Gun moved out by Titan to Titan fun.

[8:35:43 PM] Mesoshort moved out by Titan to Titan fun.

[8:35:46 PM] From Badfish: ugh why would you want something to be flavored like hashish

[8:35:51 PM] Aether moved out by Titan to Titan fun.

[8:36:06 PM] From Titan: they're suppose to be here.

[8:36:36 PM] From Titan: aww but this was my group, lawl

[8:36:51 PM] From Titan: Is it night time, or day time?

[8:36:59 PM] Denied: Illegal channel name.

[8:37:00 PM] From Titan: wait, ignore taht message.

[8:37:11 PM] Badfish moved out by Verifex to Partment People.

[8:37:13 PM] Hakai moved out by Verifex to Partment People.

[8:37:16 PM] OddBird moved out by Verifex to Partment People.

[8:37:18 PM] novice moved out by Verifex to Partment People.

[8:37:20 PM] novice moved in by Verifex from Partment People.

[8:37:37 PM] From Gun: getting meso First Aid ;p

[8:37:58 PM] From Titan: Training JS until night time.

[8:38:11 PM] From Titan: fudge, TS*

[8:38:12 PM] From Badfish: so thats what i'm doin now

[8:38:26 PM] From Badfish: k

[8:38:41 PM] From Badfish: 24

[8:39:24 PM] From Gun: could we get the First Aid skill from this book?

[8:39:44 PM] From Gun: guess so titan otherwise hunting

[8:40:11 PM] From Titan: I'll take the bike, if noone else wants it, unless we want to fence it.

[8:40:34 PM] From Titan: oh, you can have it, I'll just keep the jetta.

[8:41:30 PM] From Titan: LOL + 4 ob

[8:41:31 PM] From Gun: it's a roman nut job

[8:41:33 PM] From Badfish: sounds like a sweet band name

[8:41:47 PM] From Badfish: LOL

[8:42:49 PM] From IA: So, does an Orange Caligula make you attracted to siblings and appoint your horse to high office?

[8:43:31 PM] From Titan: since my TS is one, can I just train TS by like practicing sneaking in Gun's house?

[8:43:31 PM] From IA: I didn't.

[8:44:02 PM] From Gun: is a big place...or better yet at the complex

[8:46:11 PM] From Titan: Sweet, then I can train SF >_

[8:46:35 PM] From Titan: twas a joke

[8:46:40 PM] From Gun: if meso and I train from the fieldmanual could we get First Aid 1? won't push for two

[8:47:05 PM] From Titan: Then, can I just like practice picking a lock or something?

[8:47:20 PM] From Titan: depends on what skill hakai

[8:47:23 PM] From Gun: got a smartdoc, v-term, and the book and yes it is

[8:47:25 PM] From Titan: yes hakai

[8:49:58 PM] From Gun: fudge sucker!

[8:50:15 PM] From Titan: yay fudge sucker.

[8:50:40 PM] From Aether: find a YMCA gun =P

[8:51:46 PM] From Aether: should have bought "first aid for idiots"

[8:51:56 PM] From Gun: wasn't in stock

[8:53:49 PM] From Gun: oh you're read the chatlogs ;)

[8:53:50 PM] From Aether: jeeze so much negativity

[8:54:44 PM] From Gun: will drive by and scout the corpsec house

[8:54:51 PM] From Aether: i'm in the "i can't do anything until gun says we're doing the v-trode job" mode

[8:54:58 PM] From Titan: training remembers bitch.

[8:55:50 PM] From Aether: there's the bike titan ahcked for us, and the jetta

[8:55:55 PM] From Gun: could train gogo you guys ;)

[8:55:58 PM] From Titan: well we have jetta.

[8:56:10 PM] From Titan: I have fine gogo base 14.

[8:56:13 PM] From Aether: oh wait fish has the moto

[8:56:21 PM] From Gun: meso and I on our bike

[8:56:33 PM] From Aether: yar.

[8:56:35 PM] From Titan: I have fine gogo base 14.

[8:56:51 PM] From Titan: I think we'll take the jetta

[8:57:18 PM] From Aether: i have the big rifle still wrapped in my jacket on me.

[8:57:35 PM] From Aether: i ment in my posession

[8:58:05 PM] From Aether: how many rounds of ammo wer in it from the bikers who shot us?

[8:58:28 PM] From Gun: oh can I roll to un jam the gun?

[8:59:17 PM] From Gun: dice was 16 so I succeed without the math I bet ;)

[8:59:27 PM] From Aether: and i'll assume they aren't ap since they didn't kill me on the first hit.

[9:00:40 PM] From Gun: meso and I on bike

[9:01:09 PM] From Gun: mine unless she says otherwise

[9:01:26 PM] From Gun: well what was the math anyways?

[9:01:34 PM] From Titan: wait are both of your bikes there gun?

[9:01:50 PM] From Titan: Can we ride one of them Gun?

[9:01:58 PM] From Gun: there in the shop I would guess

[9:02:19 PM] From Gun: yes we rode hers last time

[9:02:46 PM] From Gun: mine

[9:02:51 PM] From Titan: should let me and king ride on one Gun

[9:03:05 PM] From Aether: jetta is fine titan

[9:03:16 PM] From Aether: i prefer the jetta.

[9:03:27 PM] From Titan: Oke jetta we're taking

[9:05:10 PM] From Aether: "you raid the wrong house, in the confusion you shoot a 70 year old man....his wallet contains $5000 in credits and some blue pills"

[9:05:35 PM] From Gun: his dying words are "fuck the jews!"

[9:05:51 PM] From Titan: Is this a short drive?

[9:06:03 PM] From Titan: ok

[9:08:10 PM] From Aether: i make scratching my ass a full round action.

[9:08:16 PM] From Titan: Any virt on the house that I see?

[9:08:29 PM] From OddBird: by "you guys," do you mean the goganger shop group or everyone?

[9:08:29 PM] From Gun: map on my dick?

[9:08:43 PM] From Titan: driving to house, do I see any virts on house?

[9:08:48 PM] From Aether: 33 to scratch my ass.

[9:09:28 PM] From Aether: i got a 10 on my ass scratching roll, damn that's pleasureable.

[9:09:31 PM] From Titan: D'accord.

[9:09:49 PM] From Gun: chat aeth

[9:13:02 PM] From Gun: 24 to get away from them ;)

[9:14:04 PM] From Gun: dunno get on a sidewalk and turn a corner

[9:14:45 PM] From Gun: take a right

[9:15:14 PM] From Titan: Ok, one second, since I have a really fast reaction, tell me the first steet light he approaches.

[9:15:19 PM] From Gun: go in an alley don't so much give a shit

[9:15:29 PM] From Titan: street*

[9:15:46 PM] From Aether: titan don't try to pull shit with me in the car, i'm not dying because you fucked up driving

[9:15:58 PM] From Titan: I won't f up.

[9:16:06 PM] From Gun: or wait until we get to that shit ;p

[9:16:50 PM] From Gun: wait for the downtown shit there simple

[9:17:05 PM] From Titan: downtown there's lights, 18

[9:17:18 PM] From Titan: that was to gun

[9:18:14 PM] From Titan: lead the way boss :P

[9:18:37 PM] From Gun: I'm evading you pick and pick well don't make this an hour

[9:19:07 PM] From Titan: Nope, either you let us catch up, or I'll make sure you get yourself into some trouble.

[9:19:27 PM] From Gun: go ahead fuck it up

[9:20:39 PM] From OddBird: craigslist.com, prostitution, you'll have whatever you want after 3 "sessions" max

[9:23:18 PM] From Gun: can we say I pass a few cars and lose them at a yellow light?

[9:24:59 PM] From Titan: I have.

[9:25:10 PM] From Gun: you're making up your own story I said wait for the downtown setting

[9:25:36 PM] From Titan: Gun, you're not going to lose me at a light, I will be controlling them

[9:25:51 PM] From Gun: I blame you

[9:26:10 PM] From Gun: yes! yes lose them there ty

[9:26:20 PM] From Gun: bout fucking time

[9:26:35 PM] From Titan: what, how's that fair, no rolls or anything?

[9:26:52 PM] From Gun: shouldn't be

[9:26:53 PM] From Titan: b/c gun's having a bad day

[9:26:57 PM] From Aether: titan let gun have his pms attack and move on

[9:27:02 PM] From Titan: what if he fails, or I roll a 10.

[9:27:54 PM] From Titan: what if he fails, lol, and crashes into a wall.

[9:28:11 PM] From Gun: wish it did

[9:28:32 PM] From Titan: alright, now I head to sell my comp, HA Gun.

[9:29:00 PM] From Gun: still debating that with myself

[9:29:11 PM] From Titan: Me and King head back to Gun's shop.

[9:29:28 PM] From Aether: taking my suggestion for 25 mins ago, not bad.

[9:29:58 PM] From Aether: i hung up on gun so he's running away

[9:29:59 PM] From Gun: I'm PMSing

[9:30:31 PM] From Hakai: () Ok. I haven't found it in the book yet, but I'm tired of looking. Anyway, I thought to un-jam a gun was a specialized skill.

[9:31:13 PM] From Aether: .....video killed the radio star~

[9:31:42 PM] From Gun: yeah so I jumped the gun

[9:32:26 PM] To Hakai: () It is, but banging his gun and opening it, you can get lucky sometimes. It happens to everyone. If you want to be successful at it, you need the skill, you don't even need to roll if you have it, since it's dead-easy.

[9:32:30 PM] From Gun: http://defhoboz.biz/w/images/3/3c/Night_City_Map.png number 45 I'll get this done with

[9:33:00 PM] From Hakai: () Ok. I'm not terribly worried about it. I just remembered reading about that somewhere and wanted to be sure

[9:33:33 PM] From Gun: yes

[9:33:55 PM] From Titan: [10:29:11 PM] To tree C Gen: Me and King head back to Gun's shop.

[9:34:29 PM] From Titan: Is Meso's bike controlled by virtuality?

[9:35:03 PM] From Titan: I want something to practice TS on.

[9:35:10 PM] From Gun: wtf it's her yogang bike don't fuck with that

[9:35:33 PM] From Gun: plus it the ecofriendly bike

[9:35:34 PM] From OddBird: won't hear anything for a while, map loading will lag me up for a bit

[9:35:49 PM] From Titan: It'll be ok, don't worry boss, long as I don't cut the wrong wire hot wiring it off course.

[9:36:11 PM] From OddBird: I download at 2 kb/sec, so only 350 seconds! :)

[9:38:55 PM] From Gun: who me?

[9:39:16 PM] From Gun: thought the place across from the mall was enough

[9:39:35 PM] From Gun: office thing

[9:40:01 PM] From Gun: so you got me in 27?

[9:40:30 PM] From Gun: good good

[9:41:07 PM] From Gun: 51 by 27

[9:41:18 PM] From Gun: Uptown Mall

[9:42:03 PM] From Gun: it's Outside sctor

[9:42:29 PM] From Titan: tough as it gets

[9:42:52 PM] From Gun: always considered the south Outside the worst

[9:43:20 PM] From Gun: well either way the mall and my shop are near the corp zone so not that bad

[9:44:13 PM] From Gun: what did we get into this for? ;p

[9:46:00 PM] novice moved out by Verifex to Mall Madness.

[9:46:36 PM] From Gun: might as well edit my page as I got the shop by the Bank at 19

[9:46:41 PM] From Titan: I love it when my own teammates squash our plans

[9:46:52 PM] From Hakai: () this is what I put. "Idea: go to Rainbow Nights (33 on the map--It's a dance club for yogangers) and get on the dance floor. I can get really close to the horny boys and probably steal their wallets or whatever. I just need someone to back me up in case I get in trouble. "

[9:46:56 PM] From OddBird: I will be back in around 45 seconds

[9:47:08 PM] From Hakai: () BUT. I wasn't sure how feasible it was

[9:47:19 PM] To Hakai: () oh yeah, that's like hot, and totally feasible.

[9:47:19 PM] From Hakai: () and you're not allowed to tell me. so I was asking OB

[9:47:21 PM] From Titan: I asked you once if Meso's bike was computer controlled...

[9:47:43 PM] From Gun: click her bike descrip

[9:48:14 PM] From Gun: oh my call titan plz

[9:48:22 PM] From Gun: titan has spray skin

[9:48:36 PM] From Titan: yah I do.

[9:49:00 PM] From Gun: that's titan's and nov's thing so w/e

[9:49:14 PM] From Titan: You mean like how nov should have communicated last night, when he went off in the forest, he can go buy 400 cans of it all I f'in care

[9:49:26 PM] From Titan: last session*

[9:51:07 PM] From Gun: try Hotza

[9:51:52 PM] From Gun: LA rolls ;)

[9:52:04 PM] From Titan: They prolly give him some monetary compensation too.

[9:52:58 PM] From Titan: I'm predicting a 7

[9:53:31 PM] From Titan: 5 woooootttt

[9:53:51 PM] From Titan: 20$

[9:54:58 PM] From Titan: You mean like someone with a high emp and LA, who could that be. oh wait.

[9:55:21 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.

[9:55:21 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.

[9:55:21 PM] From Titan: no, ME hakai

[9:55:40 PM] Raveshaw moved out by Verifex to Partment People.

[9:55:43 PM] From Gun: it's a Rad thing

[9:55:59 PM] From Titan: I'm a cute 13 year old, and mine's higher than your's :P

[9:56:16 PM] From Titan: He's in jetta

[9:56:23 PM] From Titan: yes

[9:56:24 PM] From OddBird: 2 HP would put him back up to 1 HP

[9:56:43 PM] From Titan: YAY

[9:56:46 PM] From Gun: you're in the jetta! ;)

[9:57:34 PM] From Gun: I can't carry that shit on my bike gah

[9:57:38 PM] From Aether: just so you guys know how pulled into this atm i'm currently listening to this XD http://is.gd/rIFw

[9:58:10 PM] From Gun: yes you are

[10:00:09 PM] From OddBird: rave is drooling and waking up with a hangover 'cuz Gun and Titan tried to see what he might sleeptalk if they got him drunk while he was out cold

[10:00:35 PM] From OddBird: this is actually exactly how he introduces himself in RL

[10:00:50 PM] To OddBird: () lol

[10:01:28 PM] From Aether: if titan and rave head for the zoo i get out of the jetta and hit rave with the butt of my rifle for full damage.

[10:01:40 PM] From Titan: LOL

[10:03:15 PM] From Titan: King, you can have the jetta, I'm going to get me a bike soon ^_^

[10:03:21 PM] From OddBird: and in 3 months, you could have a meet'n'greet with our genetically bred T-Rex, and we'll even let you take a DNA sample in exchange for a goat! (See Gun for details)

[10:04:02 PM] From OddBird: aaaand the conversation takes a turn for the creepy

[10:04:09 PM] From Aether: fex...can i roll to smash his face in now?

[10:04:20 PM] To Goganger Shop Group: () "Why do you want the gorilla DNA?" he says, with a slight hint of disgust.

[10:04:45 PM] From Titan: that was not private fex.

[10:05:08 PM] To tree Goganger Shop Group: () "Snowy isn't going to be part of any DNA splicing experiment kid, so.. you can take your freakshow elsewhere." and he hangs up.

[10:05:59 PM] From Titan: can I ask my question for x number 4?

[10:06:06 PM] From Gun: Pilot House!

[10:06:18 PM] From Gun: wow

[10:06:30 PM] From OddBird: () btw...you can check with Hakai, but I wanted to make you aware before I get there that I left my money with her. :P

[10:06:32 PM] From Titan: because she said SOOO

[10:06:55 PM] From Hakai: () I'm telling you this in private mainly because I don't want Rave hearing it and trying to latch on and argue about it for 5 hours. So. Anyway, here in the present (real life and all), there is a zoo not too far from my house that we can take children to. They have baby animals that you can pet and hold. They even let small children pet them. But they aren't allowed to hold them for obvious reasons. The animals that they let you do this with are things like baby bear cubs, baby cougar etc. Could Rave find something like that maybe?

[10:06:57 PM] From Titan: King this is what I'm watching now.

[10:07:42 PM] From Gun: lol she's disappeared

[10:08:18 PM] From Titan: http://is.gd/3MNJ

[10:08:51 PM] From Titan: NOT LAME

[10:09:10 PM] From Titan: Hakai, callz me, lol

[10:10:12 PM] From Titan: you know how in a real bank you store money, well guess what you store in a body bank

[10:10:47 PM] From Aether: attempt to sell the organs, than be found to not have it's death certificate and be arested

[10:10:48 PM] From Gun: FEX! can I get away of knowing the name Hutch here?

[10:11:30 PM] From Gun: mute him

[10:11:34 PM] To Gun: () Hutch??

[10:12:12 PM] From Gun: yeah he's the big man there, does I know the name?

[10:12:37 PM] From Titan: so fex, are you just ignoring my question?

[10:12:40 PM] From Gun: roll streetsmarts maybe?

[10:13:18 PM] From Titan: four times. But, is meso's bike comp controlled.

[10:13:36 PM] From Gun: the hay eater

[10:13:57 PM] From Gun: told ya ;p

[10:14:05 PM] From Gun: apache

[10:14:29 PM] From Gun: Favorite bike for Tribals and Nomads, with long range tanks (200mpg, 4-gallon tank), good handling (+1).

[10:15:09 PM] From OddBird: I posted in chat that I pulled up to the club....if I haven't yet, just delay that

[10:15:19 PM] From Titan: damnz hoes

[10:15:30 PM] From Titan:

[10:15:44 PM] From Titan: You can "PIMP" them out

[10:17:11 PM] From Aether: sorry i got pulled afk for like 5 mins there, i miss anything?

[10:17:39 PM] From Aether: oh so i didn't miss anything.

[10:17:56 PM] From Titan: HOLY F'ing shit, I went back to guns like 2 hours ago, real time.

[10:18:14 PM] Left server: novice.

[10:18:20 PM] From Badfish: question: out of curiosity, what would one do to raise their Att stat? You can't really cover up ugly.

[10:18:51 PM] From OddBird: plastic surgery!

[10:18:56 PM] From Gun: costs some $200 a point raise

[10:19:38 PM] From Aether: and like the book said "if you want to be less attractive a straight razor is 5 cents"\

[10:20:26 PM] Joined server: novice.

[10:21:26 PM] From Gun: it's the Double Deuce

[10:21:41 PM] Left server: Titan.

[10:21:45 PM] Joined server: Titan.

[10:22:29 PM] From Hakai: Totentanz: A dance hall/bar housed on the top floor of an old skyscraper in Outside. This bar is a well known place to find Yogangs. Once a major Boostergang hangout, the 'Tanz has toned down its image, but is still a rough and intense place.

[10:25:32 PM] From Badfish: are we planning on ending on time today? I have to get up kind of early tomorrow

[10:25:49 PM] From OddBird: I see a secret hint in the room name! DA and RE!

[10:27:18 PM] From OddBird: nov's luck: someone kicks him in the pocket and shatters that part to pieces.

[10:27:27 PM] From Titan: how far away from rainbow land am I?

[10:27:42 PM] From Aether: fex totally just said you'll find goths.

[10:27:48 PM] From Raveshaw: german techno? like the link that titan posted?

[10:28:10 PM] From Titan: I think you mean, aether.

[10:28:13 PM] From Gun: that's where I met him

[10:28:31 PM] From Aether: aether has risen from the dead?

[10:28:35 PM] From Titan: So, how far away is gun's from rainbow's?

[10:29:03 PM] From Gun: the hell was that noise?

[10:29:34 PM] From Titan: so like a few minutes in a car

[10:29:57 PM] From Titan: not to scale, you mean that it really isn't a half an in for 3 blocks?

[10:29:58 PM] From Badfish: yes

[10:30:03 PM] From Raveshaw: that noise was the autofapper

[10:30:11 PM] From Badfish: or ami

[10:31:05 PM] From Gun: even if that fails talk and find a new safehouse

[10:31:49 PM] From Gun: lol

[10:31:52 PM] From Titan: I'm so happy, I just found out I'm good looking, WOOT.

[10:32:03 PM] From Titan: I'll be getting some numbers tonight.

[10:32:20 PM] From Gun: rofl

[10:32:22 PM] From Titan: Yeah, I'm pimping out hakai over there.

[10:33:01 PM] From Gun: girls have pocketS in tube tops?

[10:33:27 PM] From Titan: Nope, I guess hakai will have to do some upshirt action Gun :P

[10:33:36 PM] From Badfish: idk, did we even leave yet?

[10:33:42 PM] From Aether: they do if they don't wear a bra gun.

[10:33:51 PM] From Gun: only a goth would look

[10:34:05 PM] From OddBird: lmao. There's a building called the "Hall of Justice?" how awesome is that...I should've checked out this map long ago

[10:34:15 PM] From Gun: "oh look I found the soap!"

[10:34:19 PM] From Titan: And me and king are taking the jetta.

[10:34:24 PM] From Aether: ummm...did fish fix the finger thing that required a severed finger and a wizard on the other bike hak?

[10:34:43 PM] From Aether: the bikes use fingerprint identification hak

[10:34:52 PM] From Titan: one of them he fixed.

[10:35:00 PM] From Aether: i had to cut off a guys finger, and give it to titan to hack it

[10:35:09 PM] From Titan: I already hacked it.

[10:35:24 PM] From Titan: remember fex, my finger, king's finger, or bf's

[10:35:35 PM] From Badfish: k

[10:35:49 PM] From Titan: no, the other is not hacked

[10:36:17 PM] From Titan: didn't he cut off ALL the fingers?

[10:36:55 PM] From Titan: wait, why aren't I at rainbow yet?

[10:37:45 PM] From Titan: yes.

[10:37:53 PM] From Hakai: Totentanz = OB and Novice Rainbow Nights = Hakai, Badfish, Titan Aether

[10:38:18 PM] From Hakai: and evidently Rave is in it too

[10:38:21 PM] From Titan: what, he was not in the jetta, no way.

[10:38:46 PM] From Titan: he got up and made a call remeber. I don't know where he's at, ask him.

[10:39:30 PM] From Titan: ok, with us

[10:39:36 PM] From Gun: he can shock the shit out of neon

[10:39:51 PM] From Hakai: -_-

[10:40:17 PM] From Titan: I'll buy a small snack at the dance club

[10:40:22 PM] From Aether: i have another hash flavoured cig to hold me for a bit >_>

[10:41:26 PM] From Gun: lol

[10:42:04 PM] From Gun: like 10

[10:42:04 PM] From Badfish: uhoh

[10:42:38 PM] From Titan: Wow, phail phail phail phail, I hatez you hakai

[10:42:54 PM] From OddBird: LMAO and YET ANOTHER GRAND PLAN DEFEATED for Hakai

[10:42:58 PM] From Aether: i have stuff to do at night in cgen

[10:43:21 PM] From Hakai: my plan won't work unless it's night though

[10:43:41 PM] From Gun: surface intent scans

[10:44:05 PM] From Titan: my fist actually make the sound, pew pew hakai

[10:44:09 PM] From Gun: even tho you do look beat up

[10:44:10 PM] From Aether: ob forgets the most important rule, first rule of fightclub, don't talk about fight club.

[10:45:27 PM] From Titan: train.

[10:45:38 PM] From Gun: they work overtime yay

[10:45:44 PM] From OddBird: [28], [13], [19], [24] are my rolls...got two 10s!!

[10:45:51 PM] From Titan: and then I'm ok with wating till night time

[10:45:58 PM] From Aether: hakai, hang around the bar for hours, pretend you have no life.

[10:46:11 PM] From Titan: TRAINZ

[10:46:33 PM] From Gun: go for it hakai

[10:46:40 PM] From OddBird: /me calls Hakai

[10:46:43 PM] From OddBird: hehe

[10:46:56 PM] From Hakai: go for what?

[10:47:02 PM] From Gun: drugs

[10:47:24 PM] From Hakai: I think I must have missed something... what drugs?

[10:47:37 PM] From Gun: nvm have a drink

[10:47:46 PM] From OddBird: dammit. They must not be here yet.

[10:48:03 PM] From Aether: fex, i head in since i'll pretend titan did arrive

[10:48:04 PM] From Gun: in hte sink!

[10:48:29 PM] From Hakai: Sorry. I was reading and I guess I missed something about drugs or ? lol my bad

[10:48:32 PM] From Titan: king we never actually went to the dance club anymore

[10:48:57 PM] From Aether: fun. we sit in the jetta doing nothing then

[10:49:02 PM] From Gun: hehe fun to think

[10:51:05 PM] From Aether: umm... i have nothing to do fex

[10:51:07 PM] From Titan: trainz

[10:51:29 PM] From Aether: how much is a coffin?

[10:51:48 PM] From Gun: no it's in there

[10:51:57 PM] From Aether: hmmm to rich for my blood, un lined pine boxes don't work.

[10:52:19 PM] From Gun: would turn red anyways

[10:52:52 PM] From Titan: Fex, I'm going to practice training TS by walking in the shadows.

[10:53:41 PM] From Gun: jetta circlejerk

[10:53:44 PM] From Aether: ass scratching.

[10:54:10 PM] From Gun: burn from the curlies up

[10:54:33 PM] From Aether: i actually wanted to go to the club until hak was all "i want to steal from people even though stealing from yogangers is against the code"

[10:54:57 PM] From Gun: or france

[10:55:19 PM] From Gun: and no butt itch

[10:55:20 PM] From Titan: Yeah fex, is it against the code to steal from other yo gangers, I guess so...

[10:55:27 PM] From Aether: i'd totally fuck an alien, just call me captain kirk.

[10:56:15 PM] From Gun: also we stfu for an hour

[10:57:09 PM] From Aether: give them head or you fail.

[10:57:18 PM] From Titan: Are you serious fex, that's ok?

[10:57:18 PM] From Gun: well divid that shit

[10:57:42 PM] From Gun: yes

[10:57:44 PM] From Aether: so i can give someone pure terror for their wallets?

[10:58:07 PM] From Gun: I did

[10:58:20 PM] From OddBird: yeah, yeah, code ;D

[10:58:22 PM] From Gun: also read the Last page in fex's book

[10:58:23 PM] From Titan: Wait there's a code, do we have to decypher something?

[10:58:47 PM] From Gun: plz don;'t explain this again!

[10:58:53 PM] From OddBird: BUSHIDO or CHIVALRY but future kid code

[10:58:58 PM] From Titan: I was f'ing with you, I've heard this about 15 times.

[10:59:02 PM] From Aether: no wait...i can give someone a savage beating for their wallets?

[10:59:04 PM] From Gun: well done

[11:00:23 PM] From OddBird: nice touch there, "experienced"

[11:00:50 PM] From OddBird: WTF 2nd Genspeak use in like 1.5 years since the game started

[11:01:29 PM] From Titan: FU I've never trained SF

[11:01:35 PM] From Aether: hey fex, i balanced my STATS so bite me.

[11:01:56 PM] From OddBird: I have 4 yogang skills at 1.

[11:01:57 PM] From Titan: All computers nerds are ugly, yeah, I'm talking about you fex.

[11:02:15 PM] From Aether: i gots teh street smarts, yet fex never lets me use it

[11:02:18 PM] From OddBird: but some of them I can't really freaking raise. You won't let me raise my EMP (you bastard)

[11:03:40 PM] From Aether: so...did the rest of us go to that club yet or am i slowly eroding my own ass?

[11:03:55 PM] From Titan: Am I trainz now?

[11:04:31 PM] From Aether: arty, drop me off at that club.

[11:04:37 PM] From Titan: I'm trainz bitches.

[11:04:49 PM] From Aether: suck m'balls bitch

[11:04:53 PM] From Titan: can't you drive aether, steal meso's bike.

[11:05:07 PM] From Aether: can't you hotwire arty? steal meso's bike.

[11:05:09 PM] From Badfish: im not sure how much longer i can stay... i have a job interview in the morning

[11:05:39 PM] From Badfish: you jumped on my back? Dude i probably would have collapsed

[11:06:05 PM] From Aether: watch out for wet spots fish.

[11:07:06 PM] From Hakai: http://defhoboz.biz/w/images/3/3c/Night_City_Map.png

[11:07:12 PM] From Titan: So, I'm going to assume that I've trained for an hour now?

[11:07:34 PM] From Aether: i'm saving ip. so ass scratching and cig smoking

[11:07:49 PM] From Gun: with the same hand

[11:08:05 PM] From Aether: yes fex, i light a blue angel.

[11:08:08 PM] From Titan: you have the keys hakai

[11:08:19 PM] From Titan: you have the keys hakai

[11:08:20 PM] From Gun: getting worse by the month

[11:08:31 PM] From Titan: I just hacked it to drive.

[11:08:36 PM] From Aether: blue angel = the product and answer to boredom

[11:08:52 PM] From Aether: windproof lighter ftw.

[11:09:22 PM] From Titan: de de de

[11:09:41 PM] From Badfish: idk what to train hold on

[11:09:47 PM] From Titan: that's what your mom said when you were born

[11:10:02 PM] From OddBird: Fex, improve the Scanner power to be like the guy on Heroes that reads minds...let me force people to say things!

[11:10:08 PM] From Titan: Like my joke was actually right for one

[11:10:15 PM] From OddBird: That's actually true, too

[11:10:16 PM] From Titan: once*

[11:11:02 PM] From Titan: well then I'm sorry, not for the joke, but for your mom.

[11:11:07 PM] From OddBird: I have a great headache medicine but I took it already, by the end of the night I won't feel my head :D

[11:12:07 PM] From Titan: dang ninja'd me

[11:12:18 PM] From OddBird: +1 nov, professional GD'er

[11:16:12 PM] From Badfish: damn i really have to go i cant afford to be tired tomorrow. i'll see you guys later

[11:16:27 PM] From Badfish: yes

[11:16:41 PM] Left server: Badfish.

[11:16:48 PM] From Gun: not at burger king

[11:16:55 PM] From Gun: indeed

[11:17:20 PM] From Gun: hey that's pretty good

[11:20:46 PM] From Aether: 16 base with an edgerunner skill.

[11:21:34 PM] From Aether: sf + ref hakai, but yes, most of us are over 16 base attack

[11:22:26 PM] From Aether: there are also 1d10 crush hands fex.

[11:22:54 PM] From Gun: so what time is it for me?

[11:23:03 PM] From Gun: 3?

[11:23:16 PM] From Gun: will train

[11:23:56 PM] From Gun: will train Schoolin' so she could get down on that

[11:24:12 PM] From Aether: what did i say fex, blue angels

[11:24:29 PM] From OddBird: I mean like...for a while.

[11:24:30 PM] From Gun: 4 to 5 so 5 hours

[11:24:35 PM] From OddBird: So I catch the guys when they come in

[11:25:39 PM] From Aether: here fex, http://is.gd/rJrE

[11:26:52 PM] From Hakai: RAVE

[11:27:00 PM] From Aether: umm 12 if a 1 isn't a fumble

[11:27:19 PM] From Aether: oh wtf i rolled a d4

[11:27:25 PM] From Aether: one sec fex

[11:27:39 PM] From Aether: 19 sorry, i refreshed and rolled 1d4

[11:28:00 PM] From Gun: fex you idol?

[11:28:19 PM] From OddBird: (idle)

[11:28:21 PM] From Gun: chat ;)

[11:28:29 PM] From Aether: the damage you take when a flaming fart burns you ob

[11:28:32 PM] From Gun: indeed it's fun that way

[11:28:46 PM] From Gun: checking if you saw meso

[11:29:52 PM] From Gun: farts gets him huh

[11:30:27 PM] From Aether: in response i put my cigarette out on his face

[11:30:57 PM] From Aether: can i do 1 damage?

[11:31:40 PM] From OddBird: porn

[11:31:50 PM] From Aether: fex this is curiosity, since rave and i are batteries if we shock eachother it does nothing right?

[11:32:20 PM] From OddBird: you can make lightning together!!!

[11:32:42 PM] From Aether: go suck off a gorilla.

[11:32:44 PM] From Gun: fuck one

[11:32:52 PM] From novice: Electric circle jerk?

[11:32:57 PM] From OddBird: aeth's suggestion would work quite well

[11:33:08 PM] From Gun: beating off apes

[11:33:17 PM] From OddBird: but the zookeeper probably won't let you do that, you should try using your bolt as a vibrator

[11:33:33 PM] From Gun: dam anime

[11:33:48 PM] From Gun: lol

[11:34:42 PM] From Aether: it's just a gag anime

[11:34:57 PM] From OddBird: I'm rolling one of my scans.

[11:35:05 PM] From Aether: meso just wants you to see drawn boobs hakai

[11:35:24 PM] From Gun: fex is so high

[11:35:28 PM] From OddBird: 12 on my most recent scan

[11:35:35 PM] From Gun: oh you read the hacker thing

[11:35:35 PM] From OddBird: no cigar, ignore me

[11:35:59 PM] From Gun: I had towering pot plants in my death

[11:36:12 PM] From Gun: wrong again

[11:36:24 PM] From OddBird: 2 hackers left, I die tonight by Slare's hand

[11:36:25 PM] From Gun: for all the wrong reasons ;)

[11:36:40 PM] From OddBird: if more time just passed then I'm scanning again

[11:36:44 PM] From Aether: he's pretending we're tivo

[11:36:55 PM] From Gun: bo-blep

[11:37:26 PM] From Aether: i want to...go to bed but i'm sure theres things to do.

[11:38:02 PM] From OddBird: 14, 12, 16, 17, 16, 27, 17, 15, 27, 16

[11:38:37 PM] From Hakai: () YAY, I GOT TO TELL HIM MY IDEA. AND without breaking the rules! :D

[11:41:26 PM] From OddBird: lemme know if I found anything when you finish fast forwarding

[11:42:49 PM] From OddBird: a couple guys who notice Lenny and go "oh my I'd love to slip a hotdog in his buns!"

[11:44:51 PM] From Gun: +2 fex

[11:45:48 PM] From Aether: did titan and i go or not? XD

[11:46:05 PM] From Aether: i need to know if titan drived or not.

[11:46:19 PM] From Aether: unless hakai wants to go to the afterlife

[11:46:57 PM] From OddBird: if a guy has his ass on you, the wallet tends to be very grabbable, and he'll probably even like it

[11:47:10 PM] From Aether: if afterlife = true than i spend money and go if rainbow = true i get out and phone gun

[11:47:35 PM] From Aether: well we have that job to do

[11:49:05 PM] From OddBird: Rave...even if you get the DNA, I just don't think having a gorilla following you around is going to work out very well in the end for you

[11:49:21 PM] From Aether: fex stfu, i said it it can't be unsaid!

[11:49:26 PM] From OddBird: you won't do it EVER again, because it's gay

[11:53:08 PM] From OddBird: oh, fine, boast about your big monitor

[11:54:11 PM] From OddBird: 12

[11:55:44 PM] From Gun: wow

[11:57:11 PM] From Gun: works for me, roll out the red tube sock

[11:59:29 PM] From OddBird: 17, 19, 16, 15

[12:00:04 AM] From Gun: a pussy march?

[12:00:19 AM] From Hakai: $22 USD for 10 mil seem fair?

[12:00:26 AM] From OddBird: oh, NOW he can't

[12:01:00 AM] From Gun: see what happens when you invoke the name of shin

[12:01:18 AM] From OddBird: she's offering you money to get screwed,eh

[12:01:22 AM] From Gun: she'll screw anything

[12:01:48 AM] From Gun: that's why OB's bald

[12:03:03 AM] From Gun: how dare you laugh at that

[12:04:07 AM] From OddBird: 16, 10, 15

[12:05:50 AM] From OddBird: sinfest

[12:06:09 AM] To tree C Gen: http://is.gd/rJDe

[12:07:50 AM] From Gun: giggity giggity

[12:08:07 AM] From Gun: yes

[12:08:35 AM] From Gun: he is 11

[12:09:36 AM] From Gun: +2 nov

[12:10:11 AM] From Gun: lol

[12:11:29 AM] From Gun: rawr goes the cougar

[12:12:19 AM] From Gun: that was a freebie and fex was lonely

[12:12:44 AM] From Aether: that's why i didn't want to go to a gay bar gun.

[12:12:49 AM] From Gun: we got a room ;p

[12:13:04 AM] From OddBird: they draw a diagram in the floor and set up candles at 8 points

[12:13:12 AM] From Gun: hung up

[12:13:50 AM] From Aether: i am in guns place on his couch.

[12:14:54 AM] From Gun: the tip jar? ;p

[12:17:13 AM] From Gun: random trim

[12:17:44 AM] From Gun: JS stuff to prolong the jiggle

[12:18:00 AM] From Gun: it's cock

[12:18:41 AM] From Gun: now's that cry in hte corner Lifetime moment

[12:19:08 AM] From OddBird: slow dancing*

[12:19:19 AM] From Aether: oh and hakai i'll do yo ua favor since i'm bored

[12:19:25 AM] From Gun: silly girl it's a gay bar

[12:20:04 AM] From Raveshaw: vuh jaina

[12:20:37 AM] From OddBird: hakai's trademark line: lemme try it and see how far we get

[12:21:12 AM] From Aether: +3 for anal penetration on fumble

[12:21:39 AM] From Gun: bull dyke

[12:22:08 AM] From Gun: wear normal clothes next time

[12:23:19 AM] From Gun: doesn't matter so much as DC go by 5's so it's 20 or 25 numbers

[12:23:42 AM] From Gun: wave to a girl

[12:23:52 AM] From Gun: pretend you saw a friend and run

[12:23:54 AM] From OddBird: he'll never forget what you look like

[12:24:33 AM] From Gun: I'm blue la-da-de

[12:24:59 AM] From Gun: don't ask us what we like to see

[12:25:19 AM] From Mesoshort: Isn't it la-de-freakin-da?

[12:25:32 AM] From OddBird: and simultaneously cockblock him

[12:26:35 AM] From OddBird: he's dancefucking you

[12:26:35 AM] From Gun: jack his junk

[12:26:40 AM] From Aether: next he molests you.

[12:27:08 AM] From Gun: waiting for IP

[12:27:24 AM] From Gun: which one?

[12:27:47 AM] From novice: Fex's new background

[12:27:53 AM] From novice: http://dailycostume.com/archive/absolutelyterrifying/

[12:28:09 AM] From Gun: that's GW

[12:28:16 AM] From Aether: i think i prefer http://dailycostume.com/archive/timeforrepairs/

[12:28:42 AM] From Gun: looking at tinkertots

[12:28:52 AM] From Gun: the tots are a pun ;p

[12:29:08 AM] From Gun: midnight :P

[12:29:13 AM] From Aether: i'm with gun

[12:29:26 AM] From Gun: we're waiting on hakai and titan

[12:30:36 AM] From Gun: buy her drinks...oh wait :P

[12:30:40 AM] From Mesoshort: Right, im out later you guys

[12:30:51 AM] Left server: Mesoshort.

[12:30:58 AM] From Aether: omfg epic win http://is.gd/rJK3

[12:31:33 AM] From OddBird: sounds good I'm running out of things to do at the bar atm

[12:34:31 AM] From Gun: better run soon cuz once a guy finds out his paper is gone you're in for it

[12:34:32 AM] From OddBird: might as well try it, there aren't going to be many guys who dance with you but look around everywhere else the whole time

[12:35:16 AM] From Gun: cocktease

[12:35:38 AM] From Gun: you just wanted to look good

[12:35:50 AM] From OddBird: lmao.

[12:36:10 AM] From Gun: we get IP for hearing this?

[12:36:31 AM] From Gun: fudge suckas*

[12:37:09 AM] From Aether: hakai it's 3:30 here so there.

[12:37:14 AM] From Gun: you suck at math at any hour girl ;)

[12:38:03 AM] From Gun: so let's talk about the junkie mom again

[12:38:26 AM] From Aether: the full moon demands we are given ip now

[12:38:56 AM] From Gun: give us the time hakai leaves

[12:39:22 AM] From Gun: for math reasons ;p

[12:40:29 AM] From Gun: goes with the background

[12:41:25 AM] From Gun: I saved it

[12:41:48 AM] From Aether: do you like waffles? yes we like waffles! do you like pancakes? yeah we like pancakes! do you like french toast? yeah we like french toast!

[12:41:58 AM] From Gun: and a fake ID for OB! ;)

[12:42:20 AM] From Gun: huff paint

[12:42:57 AM] From Aether: so 15 ip and sleep?

[12:42:58 AM] From Gun: hopefully we can all meet for the mission

[12:43:08 AM] From OddBird: but I has my real ID.

[12:43:25 AM] From Hakai: () I'M SO EXCITED YAY

[12:44:44 AM] From Aether: my final action is to acheive a perfect state of zen with the ability to control time and space.

[12:45:04 AM] From Gun: shit out the otherside

[12:45:15 AM] From OddBird: ...and then Aether fixes it with his Zen state.

[12:45:27 AM] From Aether: awesome, since nothing is of consequence, i kill rave.

[12:48:34 AM] From Aether: well i'm out, you guys have fun and fex don't cream your pants.

[12:48:43 AM] Left server: Aether.

[12:48:44 AM] From OddBird: I feel soooooooooooo good right now

[12:48:45 AM] From Gun: much

[12:48:49 AM] From OddBird: :D

[12:49:56 AM] From Gun: guess he really was creaming

[12:51:18 AM] From OddBird: Hey Fex, did you know there was a case in FL where a drive in theater was showing pornographic movies that were visible from the highway; he was sued, and the supreme court ruled in favor of the theater because it is the responsibility of the citizen to avert their eyes if they don't care for the nudity

[12:52:31 AM] From Gun: so rush to my shop k and we'll improve that

[12:52:53 AM] From Gun: her name is shin

[12:53:10 AM] From Gun: got us a fence I think

[12:53:51 AM] From Gun: use he used the club

[12:57:38 AM] Left server: novice.

[12:57:39 AM] Left server: Gun.