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- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<Shadow_Ruler> im to lazy hatchet..
<OOB> laziness = 1M
<Verifex> come to RPG room if you are playing...
<The_Hatchetman> hey fexy
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
<OOB> bam!
<Verifex> hello peoples
<OOB> =)
<OOB> hiya Fexxx
<Verifex> everybody have a good day?
<OOB> yup! yourself?
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<Meteor_Hawk> O.o
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<Verifex> pretty good..
<Verifex> weirdo people
<Verifex> I've got lots of work to do at my job.. its not all that bad though.. its kinda fun
<OOB> ahhh
<OOB> ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> hopefully I'll get the job working with plants at wal-mart =/
<Verifex> why plants?
<OOB> they don't talk back
<[CB1]Gun> cuz that's what they offered
<[CB1]Gun> plus free soil hush hush ;p
<OOB> hahaha
<Verifex> lol
<[CB1]Gun> thought me taking about plants, pot would be the first thought to mind ;p
<Verifex> yeah drudge isn't here.. different crowd ;)
<OOB> heh yeah
<Verifex> so we are basically waiting for a few more people.. so I'll make a post/email etc.
<OOB> ahhh brb
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<Verifex> hmmmm
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<OOB> BLEH
<OOB> I didn't think it was going to cut me off when I left the comp
<Verifex> what happened?
<OOB> dialup happened
<Verifex> ahhh I feel your pain
<OOB> No wayyy, you have highspeed!
<Verifex> well I had a 2400 baud modem many years ago
<Verifex> so I kinda remember what it is like...
<[CB1]Gun> spears perfume comercial features a slut missle....wtf
<OOB> gotcha ;'P
<OOB> Gun - a slut missile?
<[CB1]Gun> an arrow that say "makelove arrow" or w/e
<Verifex> whoa.. sounds skanky
<[CB1]Gun> no shit
<[CB1]Gun> bet it sells -.-
<Verifex> now combine those two phrases together and you've got... shit sells!
* [CB1]Gun gets a brown bag
* OOB sets it on fire and puts it in front of a door
<[CB1]Gun> (oh guess we're playing ;)
<Verifex> haha
<OOB> lol
<OOB> really though, where is everyone...?
<Verifex> I can get you up to speed if you want... but I'm only going to do it in once sentance, so I can copy and paste for anyone else who comes in
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<[CB1]Gun> could do OB's date while we wait
ROLE PLAYING STARTS HERE
<Verifex> You were all in the mall, Karma was about to go on a hot date, he avoided the cops and managed to slip into the chinese place without a problem; The rest of the group got their things and managed to leave the mall without being "captured" by the seemingly oblivious increased police presence at the mall (go go gadget blend skill).
<[CB1]Gun> wish we had that dog....
<Verifex> What do you think OOB?
* OOB shrugs* Anyone else actually online that was supposed to show up?
<OOB> If not, then we might as well just go ahead the three of us...
<[CB1]Gun> go scream in carnage
* OOB smiles* Only Gun and I will know about what happened on my date!
<Verifex> yeah that might do the trick
* OOB snickers
<OOB> okies, will do
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<OOB> DH is in there
<OOB> and he was talking
<OOB> so maybe he's coming
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<Verifex> hey dh
<OOB> Yai ^_^
<[DH]M'Hael> son of a bitch i forgot tonigh twas tonight
<[CB1]Gun> of course, he wants his blackmarket
<OOB> haha
<Verifex> the emails/forum posts and so-on weren't enough of an indicator? :)
<[DH]M'Hael> alright im soo behind in my RPing its not funny. no, im in the middle of hating life right now lol
<Verifex> I wonder if everyone is seeing my email and just being dumb and not caring?
<Verifex> oh well.. another 5 minutes and we will start
<OOB> okies ^_^
<Verifex> unless OOB wants to do his date thing ;)
<[CB1]Gun> date away
<OOB> I am going to do my date, yes ;'D
<OOB> that won't involve anyone else?
<[CB1]Gun> maybe me muahahaha
<[DH]M'Hael> i saw it veri...but ive made such a mess out of my life lately i forgot haha
<[DH]M'Hael> oh btw...big announcement..
<[CB1]Gun> marriage?
<[DH]M'Hael> I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL
<OOB> WOOT!
<Verifex> I don't think it would involve any of the other chars.. but thats why I'm askin ya
* OOB tacklehighfives DH!
<Verifex> Congrats DH!
<OOB> ah, gotcha
<[CB1]Gun> *shrugs* same cost ;)
<OOB> In that case, yeah, I'll go ahead and go on it if you have anything planned for it.
* OOB thinks there might be, considering the cops or whatever whenever I left for it at the end of the last session
<[CB1]Gun> (she's got a dick! I scanned him!"
<OOB> (crap!)
<Verifex> Okay then...
<OOB> ('Sides, it'll be something to do while we wait for others to get here.)
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<Verifex> ok, let me pull up my docs
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<[CB1]Gun> (instead of a llama I summoned jon and he spoke)
<Verifex> ehehe
<[DH]M'Hael> test test...did i dc
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<[DH]M'Hael> ty
<Verifex> Okay, temporary game mode for OOB--
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* [CB1]Gun does the Wayne's World dream thing
<Verifex> You are in the chinese joint "China Dream Deli"
<OOB> (very nice)
<[CB1]Gun> diddlydo diddlydo diddlydo diddlydo~
* OOB looks around. Man...these Chinese restaurants never bother making the place look too nice, do they...
<Verifex> The ladies name is "Lisa" after a bit of fumbling around having forgotten to get her name previously...
<[CB1]Gun> (bull shit, they do more than shanigans)
<OOB> (Simpson?)
<Verifex> (NO!)
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<[CB1]Gun> (you wish pedo)
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<OOB> (hahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (o.0 guess SNK gets a hard on for yellow 9 yr olds)
<OOB> (insert hilarious cutdown response about SNK here that he cannot currently read due to ignoring me)
<OOB> (Bahahahahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol omg g1 OB)
<OOB> (I know right)
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<RPGBot> SNK4R rolled a 15-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> (ok 8 yr olds)
<OOB> (ROFL)
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<SNK4R> I'm not deaf, you faggot.
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<OOB> hahahahaha
<Verifex> Karma, you sit there at the resteraunt thinking to yourself "shes hot" but not really saying anything.. you going to do something Karma?
<[CB1]Gun> (this isn't D&D, I'm not a priest)
<[DH]M'Hael> (what the...
<OOB> So Lisa, you lived around here most of your life?
<Verifex> (wow oob what did you do to snk!? damn)
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<OOB> (pfffft, I just sang the toy story song in his PM ;'D)
<An> anyone help me with a loan? :D
<OOB> (I think he has bad memories of Buzz Lightyear)
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<OOB> (wrong chatroom An, try Services in Forums)
<An> D & D again?
<OOB> (yes)
<An> started?
<OOB> (yes.)
<[CB1]Gun> (An can be lisa ;)
<Verifex> "Nah, I moved here a few years ago after my parents kinda left me hanging one to many times"
<OOB> Eh...Lisa, you seem to be a little spaced out....you alright?
<OOB> (d'oh.)
<OOB> Ahhh, I see...I guess I kinda understand that, mine left me when I was little.
<Verifex> "Frackin' dad is one a them corpsec goons"
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<OOB> Aw man...so you probably know the corpsec pretty well from your time with him, huh?
<[DH]M'Hael> (what the fuck kind of RP is BOOB doing? did he meet some chic online and is tryin to score or something?)
<[CB1]Gun> (panty raid after OB contracts the bug we don't want ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's the pizza chick)
<OOB> (rofl DH)
<OOB> (remember, the pizza place chick! I got her number and set up a date with her. Or Verifex. Or something.)
<Verifex> "Uhhh no, He always kept his work separate
<OOB> Oh, okay.
<[CB1]Gun> (we think she's smuggling pepperoni ;)
<[DH]M'Hael> (i dont..my rp time was rudely interupted on several occasions last week, but continue...im off attempting to get lots of goodies and im sure its taking lots of my time anyways)
<Verifex> "Except I remember seeing him come into a raid at this rave a couple months back"
<Verifex> "I know that cold SOB woulda taken me in with the rest of them if I haven't escaped"
<Verifex> (replace haven't with hadn't)
<OOB> Wow....it must be rough, having to fear your own dad.
<[CB1]Gun> (let's give him the brown bag!)
<Verifex> "Nah, he wasn't angry, wasn't sad or happy or nothing, was just kinda a nobody, I hate that he is my dad, didn't really know any part of his life.."
<OOB> I see
<Verifex> "Anyways, this is extra stinky today huh"
<OOB> How did you make it, I mean when my parents left me I had my friends to help me out....maybe my friends could help you and your friends could help me?
<OOB> hah, yeah.
<OOB> (this is extra stinky?)
<OOB> (we order the skunk)
<Verifex> (meant to say "this place is")
<OOB> (ahhhhh)
<OOB> oh well though, it's probably one of the better restaurants around
<Verifex> "Well I guess, I just know a few yogangs here, and I got lots of my friends taken in the bureloc raids"
<Verifex> "I only escaped cuz my friend Trish knows this town like the back of her hand"
<[CB1]Gun> (cha-ching)
<OOB> Wow, sounds like Trish really would be the kind of friend you'd want
<OOB> How did you meet her?
<Verifex> Yeah, she's my best friend, so whats your story?
<[CB1]Gun> (at Les Bos)
<OOB> (hahaha)
<OOB> me, I was left by my parents when I was younger, pretty much the same as you...wasn't sure what to do, it's a miracle I wasn't caught up by corpsec
<OOB> but I had a bunch of friends to help me out, and I learned a few talents to help me survive on the streets, so here I am! =)
<Verifex> She takes out a compact and looks down at it then puts it away.
<OOB> Worried about your makeup? It's fine, I promise.
<[CB1]Gun> (dam, she has the spears perfume)
<OOB> (haha)
<OOB> (wait, sweet! free slut missiles for everyone, we'll own)
<[CB1]Gun> (smooth move dumbass, you need the roofies huh)
<Verifex> She blushes a bit and looks away
<OOB> (lol, I'm trying to go off the prompts 'Fex gives me)
<OOB> no need to blush ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (fire your pen missle)
<OOB> so anyways....you and Trish, you two go back a long ways?
<Verifex> Yeah, she and I came down here a few years ago
<Verifex> We used to live up in portland, but there wasn't much goin on, and lots of bad memories..
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<OOB> ah, I see. I may not have met this Trish girl yet, but if she's a friend of yours and willing to stick out her neck to help you, then she's certainly a friend of mine.
<OOB> =)
<[CB1]Gun> (shit we're in oakland!....explains a lot)
<OOB> (crap, we are?)
<OOB> (goes to check hobowiki)
<OOB> (boooooooooooooooooooooooo, we're just in night city! Gun tells lieees)
<[CB1]Gun> (same diff if you think about it)
* OOB munches some chinese food. Probably a chihuahua.
<[DH]M'Hael> (because chinese people eat mexican dogs.)
<[CB1]Gun> (those have to be dead by now.....thank jon)
<OOB> (exactly, DH)
<[CB1]Gun> (paris killed them all)
<OOB> (we're in america)
<OOB> (so the mexican dogs abound)
<Verifex> (you are in night city, which is a jumble of suburbs that were previously northern cali)
<Verifex> (sorry bathroom break)
<OOB> (oooh)
<OOB> (<OOB> ah, I see. I may not have met this Trish girl yet, but if she's a friend of yours and willing to stick out her neck to help you, then she's certainly a friend of mine.)
<[CB1]Gun> (so sacramento?)
<Verifex> http://tinyurl.com/39g8uj imagine this area.. with much much more urban scrawl...
<[CB1]Gun> (j/k)
<Verifex> er... sprawl
<OOB> (on a totally unrelated note....Chiko eviscerated DamTank with Zanpakuto [511412] HECK YEAH)
<OOB> (Just decided to train some stats and BAM damage flew up)
<Verifex> Lisa says, "Hey, wanna get our food to go?" this place is kinda given me a headache..
<OOB> Yeah, that sounds good to me too...
<[CB1]Gun> (bitch wants a doggy bag.....pen missle in T minus 30 mins)
<OOB> (Hey Fex, I take it you missed me continuing the convo with her earlier?
<OOB> )
<Verifex> alright bob and Dax, what you two doing? you are both kinda milling around in the parking lot by the chinese joint
<OOB> (<OOB> ah, I see. I may not have met this Trish girl yet, but if she's a friend of yours and willing to stick out her neck to help you, then she's certainly a friend of mine.)
<OOB> (I was trying to get the contacts!)
<Verifex> (No, she heard it, she didn't follow you up though)
<OOB> (Booooooooo, she's a lamer)
<Verifex> (She just gave you a accepting nod to your comment)
<OOB> (oh. D'oh, and I was waiting for a response that whole time.)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[CB1]Gun> 13 for subvocal
<Verifex> Who are you subvocalizing?
<[CB1]Gun> lisa
<Verifex> You see her and Karma emerge from the entrance carrying some white bags
<Verifex> (obivously take out)
<OOB> (don't steal our cocaine!)
<[CB1]Gun> (dr. rockzo?)
<[CB1]Gun> (explains the facedancing)
<Verifex> what do you do, Karma you can see the group kinda milling around doing nothing much in the parking lot, as kids typically do...
<[CB1]Gun> (wake up jelly metal!)
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<JetBlack> BOO
<JetBlack> (Sorry, was working. I miss anything?)
<OOB> (I take it the date is pretty much over?)
<[CB1]Gun> (all hell will break loose now)
<JetBlack> (damn straight*
<Verifex> Hi Slix
<Verifex> Heres the update....
<Verifex> You were all in the mall, Karma was about to go on a hot date, he avoided the cops and managed to slip into the chinese place without a problem; The rest of the group got their things and managed to leave the mall without being "captured" by the seemingly oblivious increased police presence at the mall (go go gadget blend skill).
<[CB1]Gun> (heh)
<OOB> (then the chick had zero info and had a good contact but wouldn't talk about her 'cuz she's a lezzy and I got disappointed)
<Verifex> Now you are milling about causing minor vehicular damage in the parking lot outside the chinese joint that Karma happened to go to with the chick from the pizza place..
<[CB1]Gun> (we scanned for penis ;)
<OOB> (rofl)
<JetBlack> (Got it! Vehicular damage! My favorite kind!)
* [CB1]Gun watches on his bike close by
<OOB> So is there anything in particular you like to do? =)
<[CB1]Gun> (I won't be fighting anytime soon ;p)
* OOB smiles at Lisa*
<OOB> (darnit, tell me about your chick friend that knows everything)
<[CB1]Gun> (she's mine bastard!)
<JetBlack> (OOB, tell her you have a woman friend who she might like, and then dress up as a woman)
<OOB> (you can have her if she'll tell us what we need to know!)
<[CB1]Gun> (Trish my 8 yr old yellow doggy dish!)
<JetBlack> (then go on a date and BAM, info)
<Verifex> Well, I like to watch movies and music.. Trish and I go out clubbin occasionally too, most of I like to snuggle though"
<OOB> (JB, she's not *REALLY* a lesbian)
<Verifex> and she giggles inscessently, while clutching your arm
<JetBlack> (All women are lesbians, just need enough alcohol)
<[CB1]Gun> (that is the smartest thing you've ever said)
<OOB> (all women are lesbians, just introduce them to JB and give him enough alcohol)
<JetBlack> (....)
<Verifex> (er, *incessantly)
<JetBlack> (It's funny you say that OOB, I got a story for you later....)
* OOB smiles and strolls along with Lisa*
<Verifex> So, unless you say something, I'm going to assume you are all following whoever is doing any kind of moving here...
<JetBlack> (Yup)
<OOB> So then what sounds good to you? We can do anything you'd like. ^_^
* JetBlack pets his shotgun
<[CB1]Gun> (hisssss)
<OOB> I don't really know what all there is to do around here, 'cuz I don't know the area....I hate to put the burden on you, but I don't have a lot of choice....
* OOB smiles reassuringly
<JetBlack> (tell her you got these good pills and lead her to an alley)
<OOB> (let's go clubbing with my friend Trish!)
<Verifex> "Lets go watch some vids and eat, I got a nice collection my friend from work gave me the other day."
* JetBlack scans the chick
<[CB1]Gun> (fuckin' freak'house)
<JetBlack> (rofl)
<OOB> (should I tell her JB is looking through her clothes)
<OOB> (;'D)
<Verifex> roll and give me numbers JB
<[CB1]Gun> (we can't do that....:( )
<JetBlack> (Nah. She'll just fall in love with me..)
<OOB> Sounds fine to me, just lead the way to your place! ;'D
<JetBlack> (WHAT NUMBERS!? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (via shotgun?)
<[CB1]Gun> (shotgun wedding for the new age)
<Verifex> (Scan skill + supporting stat + D10) if you are going to scan someone that is...
<OOB> (dooooooooood, I'm gonna have entry to the house. We gots a new hangout!)
<JetBlack> (damn right)
<[CB1]Gun> (cool & interp)
<Verifex> "Cool then, lets go"
<[CB1]Gun> (orgy in T minus 15 mins)
* OOB strolls off, girly in arm
<Verifex> She heads over to the bus stop, you can see a few other people waiting at the bus stop
<JetBlack> (interp?)
<RPGBot> JetBlack rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> (yours is 1 ;p)
* OOB follows and peeps back to see if his friends are anywhere nearby.
<JetBlack> 15 then.
<Verifex> What are you doing? :P
<JetBlack> Scanning her for.... Emotion?
<OOB> (she's horny. You didn't have to even roll. Moving on)
<[CB1]Gun> (she's horny, no duh)
<JetBlack> (Well, I can't remember the other things to scan for :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (dam boy your story for later will be good for a laugh eh)
<Verifex> Look at scanner page
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I already did subvocal)
<JetBlack> (Can't. My computer is going mega slow)
<OOB> (scan for FOLLOW US AT A DISTANCE IN CASE SOMEONE TRIES TO BUTTKILL US ON THE BUS)
<[CB1]Gun> (subvocal, go ahead ;p)
<JetBlack> (sure, subvocal then....)
<RPGBot> JetBlack rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<OOB> (;'D)
<JetBlack> 15
<OOB> (Chiko clove Guinglain with Zanpakuto [567873])
<OOB> (man, I love my tank)
<JetBlack> (rofl)
<JetBlack> (EAT IT! Warping the Field's familiar's Fireball hit Reya Dawnbringer [1654697] )
<OOB> (ST: 1,717,500 / 750,000)
<OOB> (still cooler)
<JetBlack> (Oh, and we should back off from Karma. We're unnerving her a bit)
<[CB1]Gun> (get on my bitch seat bitch)
<OOB> (wait, is she wearing a cheerleader skirt? cuz that's freakin' hot)
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously? penis check)
<JetBlack> (Don't make me find out what a futuristic shotgun does to the human stomach at point blank range, Gun!!)
<OOB> (hahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (no ride for you then)
* JetBlack points shotgun at Bob's bike.
<OOB> (the wheels on the bus go round and round)
<JetBlack> (round and round, round and round!)
<Verifex> shes wearing some skintight workout pants and an equally flattering windbreaker.
<JetBlack> (A flatterying windbreaker? Those exist?)
* [CB1]Gun jets off a block away and spins around and stares
<Verifex> Apparently so!
<JetBlack> (flattering* Bah)
<JetBlack> Get back here Bob or I'm using your bones to sharpen my sword!
<[CB1]Gun> (now you have to ride the bus foo)
* OOB subtlely checks out his date. >.>
<Verifex> So you all wait there for the bus or what?
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm following via bike)
<OOB> (wait, you mean the bus isn't here yet?)
<JetBlack> (and he's taking me unless he wants his ass beat)
<OOB> (gahhh)
<[CB1]Gun> (you fucked up boi)
<Verifex> You check out Lisa, she hugs you closer..
<JetBlack> (I'm gonna fuck you up, foo!)
<Verifex> Karma roll D10 + Get a Clue + Int
* OOB smiles* so do you live alone, or you share the place?
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah catch up on the bus foo)
<OOB> (CRAP)
<OOB> (I suck at getting a clue)
<JetBlack> (rofl)
<RPGBot> OOB rolled a 10-sided die: 9
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (not tonight)
<OOB> (Oh. My. Gawd.)
<JetBlack> (Go OOB!)
<JetBlack> (When it comes to boob, OOB has it down :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (roll a 6 next)
<OOB> 17
<Verifex> A minute later, the bus pulls up with a screech and the door opens.. a few rowdy looking guys pile off
* OOB stands behind Lisa and wraps his arms around her, effectively blocking the view of the other men at the bus stop.
<[CB1]Gun> (slut like this probably has a tit tat)
<OOB> great, the bus is here! ;'D
<Verifex> As you head on, you hear one of them yell "hey baby wanna good time, haha"
<[CB1]Gun> (lol GW to the rescue ;)
<JetBlack> (You think I'm playing... I'm gonna hurt you...)
* JetBlack gets on the bus, grumbling.
<Verifex> the door hisses shut and the bus pulls away, jerking you all slightly backward
<[CB1]Gun> (back of the bus nigga)
* OOB grumbles and whispers in Lisa's ear, "Don't even pay them any mind....they wish they could have a chance with a girl like you."
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<OOB> (crap.)
* [CB1]Gun revs a lil and follows 1 car back
<OOB> (keep in mind I'm behind her 'Fex, so if a guy tries to grab her ass, he's grabbing mine....which means it should come off, it's totally fake!)
<Verifex> Dax, you've followed the crowd of misfits.. er I mean.. your party onto the bus.
<OOB> (facedancer special move: false ass)
<[CB1]Gun> (face or booty dance eh)
<JetBlack> (..............................................................)
<Verifex> Most of the people on the bus ignore you all..
* JetBlack sits near Karma and Lisa, leaning back in chair and gazing around the bus
<OOB> (great)
<Verifex> Theres another quiet lookin kid at the back of the bus, looks prolly about 14 or 15...
<OOB> A he or a she?
<JetBlack> (Keep the goat fucker away from the kid,....)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm not there)
<JetBlack> (Thank god)
<Verifex> A he, there aren't any other "kids" on the bus, just adults, looking mostly like people who work at the mall...
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah, now you have no leash ;p)
<OOB> (gotcha)
<JetBlack> (WOOT!)
<Verifex> You all just sit there quietly (omg no way!), the bus makes a turn down the main drag of the area, lots of early evening hustle and bustle along the street.
<JetBlack> (Can I kill someone now!? ... Always wanted t drive a bus....)
<[CB1]Gun> (what the shortbus...)
<OOB> "So about how far along is it to your place?"
<JetBlack> (You. Are. Dead.)
<[CB1]Gun> (which honestly would be cool)
<JetBlack> (True :P)
<JetBlack> (But only if I was driving it over your face)
<OOB> (no way, that'd be bumpy)
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup and drive foo)
<OOB> (short bus drag racing FTW)
<[CB1]Gun> (w00t!)
<JetBlack> (Dude... My brother has like 2 ounces of pot scattered on his bed... Idiot...)
<[CB1]Gun> (fan better be off ;)
<JetBlack> (Pfft. Like my parents care.)
<[CB1]Gun> (....don't mean it like that rich boy)
<JetBlack> (Oh. I see. Rofl)
<JetBlack> (It is. But he's like rolling around in some of it...)
<[CB1]Gun> (-.- newb)
<OOB> (yooooooohooooooooo, Fex?)
<Verifex> hang on a second
<OOB> (okay)
<JetBlack> (He just has too much. He barely cares anymore)
<[CB1]Gun> (2 ounce is too much? heh)
<JetBlack> (No. It's nothing. He goes through so much, ya see?)
<OOB> (he'd be way better off selling all that excess pot and sending me the money to pay my next semester tuition
<OOB> )
<JetBlack> (rofl)
<OOB> (Chiko dislimbed Guinglain with Zanpakuto [571257])
<Verifex> "Oh, its right up here ahead,
<OOB> (man, I think I can hit 600k on a lucky blow)
<Verifex> She presses the button
* JetBlack taps foot impatiently, occasionally eyeing the passengers*
<[CB1]Gun> (no cord? hehe)
<OOB> Great, we're here ^_^
<Verifex> (its the future for gods sake!)
<JetBlack> (Rofl. They'd use cords)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed
<OOB> (it's a button on a cord)
<OOB> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (be all light up too)
* JetBlack follows Karma off the bus once it stops, giving them space.
<Verifex> You all pile off the bus, and you are all face to face with an old lady who is trying to make her way up onto the bus
<JetBlack> (KILL HER!)
<JetBlack> (She's a spy!!!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (you grabby grabby eh)
<OOB> I'm sorry ma'am! *helps the old lady up to the bus steps*
<OOB> (brownie points wif the girlie)
<[CB1]Gun> (gmilf lover)
<OOB> (yeah, I'm gonna leave the pizza chick to go fuck the grandma)
<JetBlack> (Exactly.)
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck yeah, kitty won't get the cash, plus pills)
<Verifex> The place where you are on the map is the building 2 squares to the left of #33
<OOB> (holy hell, long bus ride)
<JetBlack> (Pfft. :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (rainbow nights? good lord)
* JetBlack yawns
<OOB> (good thing I wasn't locked in a police car during combat, that would've taken 5 days of RP)
<OOB> (hehehehe)
* JetBlack suddenly snarls, and looks for Bob on his bike, and starts walking toward him, smiling insanely
<[CB1]Gun> (oh yeah real smart)
* OOB steps back to Lisa. "Alright, ready to go! ;'D"
<Verifex> the street is pretty busy with traffic and people hustling all around
<JetBlack> DAMN IT!
<OOB> (yeah, I totally just told her "semicolon asterisk D")
<Verifex> it isn't readily obvious where Lisa is heading to when she walks down the street..
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
* JetBlack follows Karma at a distance.
* OOB follows her anyways
<Verifex> Bob where are you? This street is packed, and you can't find parking along here.
* OOB catches up to Lisa and walks with her
<[CB1]Gun> (hold hands...or in the future, hands on ass in pockets)
* [CB1]Gun is on the sidewalk
* OOB reaches over and grabs Lisa's hand, winking at her.
<Verifex> alright, what you doing?
<OOB> (there ya go, Gun.)
<OOB> Walking to where she lives.
<Verifex> She giggles and keeps up the pace..
<[CB1]Gun> (a stalk & scoot)
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<OOB> (this is so a trap. Yay for being a bolter)
<[CB1]Gun> (as a viberator eh)
<Verifex> Dax are you doing anything other then following along?
<Verifex> alright, assume yes then...
<OOB> (yeah, I think that's basically yes)
<OOB> (DH, you still there?)
<[CB1]Gun> (moving on....what's the game time?
<Verifex> (about 745)
<OOB> (soooo we're still walking)
<Verifex> She leads you to a metal grated glass door, it's down the street from the main drag, but looks pretty run-down
<OOB> So this is your place?
<Verifex> she holds the bottom of her purse next to the metal plate next to the door
<Verifex> you can hear a "buzz" noise followed by a metallic click as she opens the door
<Verifex> "Home sweet home"
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
<Verifex> she says with a sigh..
* [CB1]Gun waits for them to go in before strolling into a nearby alley
<[CB1]Gun> (with the bike)
* JetBlack follows Bob into the alley.
<OOB> Ah, okay! ^_^ *holds the door open in a display of chivalry and waves Lisa in with a wink*
<OOB> After you, m'dear!
<[CB1]Gun> (don't fuck this up monkey boy, we're going in ladder style ;p)
<OOB> (if this isn't a trap, we so oughta steal her place as a hideout.)
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<OOB> (hey DH)
<[CB1]Gun> (with him ^)
<Verifex> you all pile in the doorway, and some kind of minty aroma meets your senses...
<OOB> (you all?)
<OOB> (I'm the only one going in, they're in the alley)
<JetBlack> (DUH)
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf, a real orgy?)
<Verifex> Alright then..
<JetBlack> (:P)
<Verifex> I wasn't sure nobody said anything different...
<OOB> (seems she'd find it a little awkward for several guys to randomly pop in)
<JetBlack> (Verifex, you ever been on a date? I'm beginning to wonder... :P)
<Verifex> (grrr, you guys need to be more descriptive about what you are doing!)
<OOB> (no worries JB, 'Fex doesn't have to do anything. I packed the chloroform)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's the future, key parties are the norm)
<OOB> ('Fex, they said they were going in the alley, I said I opened the door for her and waved her in with a wink...everything else was in OOC parentheses)
<Verifex> alright then
* OOB follows her in and sniffs. "Mmm, smells good"
<OOB> What are those scents? *takes a deep breath*
<JetBlack> (I wanted mint smell... *cries*)
<[CB1]Gun> (pizza girl likes mint....)
<JetBlack> (Lube)
<[CB1]Gun> (must be the scent of condoms ;p)
* OOB takes another deep breath. "It smells like a whole garden in here!"
<JetBlack> (A garden? Retard....)
* OOB follows Lisa through her place*
<[CB1]Gun> (even GW is smacking your game foo)
<[CB1]Gun> Now, what's on the side of this place....
<OOB> (didn't realize I was supposed to switch from main chat to PM)
<JetBlack> (You were?)
<Verifex> it looks like a pretty dismal looking alley, complete with trash bins and garbage sitting on the ground in front of it..
<[CB1]Gun> (botcheck char/cozy)
<[CB1]Gun> (no windows? shit)
* JetBlack punches Bob in the back
<Verifex> no, there are windows, mostly barred though.. the first 3 floors anyways
<[CB1]Gun> (...you fucking retard)
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<JetBlack> (I Warned you, ahole)
<[CB1]Gun> (dude, he might make you roll -.-)
<JetBlack> (I want to ^.^)
<Verifex> what the hell are you doing??
<[CB1]Gun> (no wonder you blew goats in D&D)
<JetBlack> (rofl)
<OOB> (they are being retarded)
<JetBlack> (they?)
<[CB1]Gun> (and I held your hair)
<OOB> (O_O)
<JetBlack> (pfft, it was a love tap!)
<[CB1]Gun> (homo)
<JetBlack> (Just because girls said that to you all through high school, does NOT mean I am :P)
<OOB> (that. was. really. lame.)
<[CB1]Gun> (think that cut deep ;)
<JetBlack> (shut up, Alabama Man!)
<[CB1]Gun> (great band)
* OOB sends JB a banjo.
<JetBlack> (Great South Park episode too)
<[CB1]Gun> (and song)
* JetBlack (plays it expertly for some reason)
<OOB> (whoops, that was OOC. Guess I tossed it out the window.)
<[CB1]Gun> (you find her clit cock yet?)
<JetBlack> (Rofl. We all know she has more than one)
<OOB> (rofl, nah, I think she's gonna pepper spray me)
<[CB1]Gun> (dude double clit is hooooot)
<JetBlack> (Quad just looks painful... Unless... Hmm.... :P)
<OOB> (JB obviously has no idea what he's talking about.)
<[CB1]Gun> (she's not a cow jezz did you learn birds & bees the wrong way)
<JetBlack> (actually, I do, I just thought of somethig else)
<[CB1]Gun> (wrong tits asshole)
<JetBlack> (Rofl. Hush. I kill you)
<Verifex> Wow you guys play the idiots in the alley really well..!
* JetBlack punches Bob
<[CB1]Gun> (Duh.)
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
<JetBlack> (Muahaha)
<OOB> (she's got a full-body condom! Crap!)
<JetBlack> (Gimp suit!?)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> 15, surface emotion lisa
<Verifex> you are a little too far to sense her, plus there is alot of static here
<JetBlack> (Owned)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah, GW has a steel plate somewhere)
<JetBlack> (3)
<OOB> (he typed it in the wrong order, he meant to say 'you are far too little to sense her', not 'you are a little too far')
<JetBlack> (Double Owned)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess one of his 3 goes ping)
<[CB1]Gun> (<Verifex> "Well, whatever you want really" she wants this dick thru the walls! skeet skeet skeet)
<OOB> (ROFL)
<Verifex> So you all watch as the sunlight disappears..
* Verifex punches gun in the brain
<[CB1]Gun> (time?)
<Verifex> its about 8:20
<JetBlack> (Wow....................)
<OOB> (a punch in the brain is fatal! Bob dies.)
<[CB1]Gun> (I've died enough from your fuck ups kids)
<Verifex> Are you all going to do anything in the alley or just mill around?
* JetBlack punches Bob!
<OOB> (dude, you were the one too slow to run away. I didn't even get hurt that fight, I killed 1 and knocked 1 out before I was captured)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah I was so robbed)
<JetBlack> I killed 2 kids, and 2 cops. GO ME!
<JetBlack> (^)
<OOB> (I was in a freaking cop car. I couldn't do anything to the cops because you were too dumb to let me out)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed, Owned from the past)
<JetBlack> (too busy owning to let you out*)
<[CB1]Gun> (you forgot to use a wep on the ladie cop for like 15 rounds)
<JetBlack> (How was I to know she had 3425 health!?)
<RPGBot> OOB rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<OOB> CRAP
<[CB1]Gun> (quickdraw)
<JetBlack> (Date rape attemp?)
<[CB1]Gun> (aim for the eye!)
<JetBlack> ...
* JetBlack kicks Bo
<JetBlack> Bob*
<OOB> (haha, die BO!)
<JetBlack> (I'm going to hurt you, "Karma!"
<[CB1]Gun> Quiet child, go piss in the corner.
<OOB> (you can't, I'm inside the building!)
* JetBlack pisses oon Gun
<JetBlack> DAMN IT!)
<OOB> (you have that fetish?)
<[CB1]Gun> Shotgun* ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (personal ownage)
<JetBlack> (I'm cold)
<[CB1]Gun> (*will not hold you*)
<JetBlack> (I'd stab you in the nuts)
<JetBlack> (I'm going to have to go soon. Too cold. Got to go take a hot shower or something)
<[CB1]Gun> (and give me one of your steel plates so we can be twins?)
<JetBlack> (Lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (fag!)
<JetBlack> Asshole
JetBlack left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> Where?
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
* OOB wanders out of the apartment after a couple hours, shirt on backwards.
<OOB> ^_^
* [CB1]Gun peers out of alley
<[CB1]Gun> She have a dick?
JetBlack has joined the room.
<OOB> Nah, definitely not ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> (omg it's her)
* JetBlack punches Bob immediately
<[CB1]Gun> What about Trish?
<Verifex> So Mr. lucky comes out of the building.
<OOB> She lives with her.
<OOB> ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> She there now?
<OOB> Sorry Gun
<OOB> nope
<OOB> (err, Bob...)
<OOB> But now we know where they live, so that's one person we can go to if we need to know something about the city...Lisa said she knows it like the back of her hand...
<Verifex> So you are all sitting the alley, doing nothing.
<OOB> Nah, we're chatting, mysterious voice
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<OOB> (hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> I must have this one called Trish.
<OOB> ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> Anyhoo...back to mall, the market will open soon.
<Verifex> Dax's phone rings
<OOB> Dax, answer your phone!
<[CB1]Gun> Someone punch Dax.
* OOB punches Slix.
* [CB1]Gun punches Slix
<Verifex> he has a conversation about something to do with "goods"
* [CB1]Gun gets on bike and starts up
<Verifex> and Dax ends the conversation and says, "I'm not how long we can get away from the cops, but we gotta head back to the mall tonight"
<OOB> Alright, let's get going then!
<[CB1]Gun> To the bus with you.
* JetBlack jumps on the back of the bike
<OOB> Heh, good news about having sexy fun time, it builds up a lot of static. My bolter is so totally charged.
* OOB cracks his knuckles
<[CB1]Gun> You can only ride if you are my bitch, are you my bitch?
<JetBlack> (ROFL)
* JetBlack pulls out shotgun and presses it to Bob's side
<JetBlack> No. Your mine.
* OOB grins. Sorry, I didn't bring the "Bob's Bitch" outfit.
<[CB1]Gun> $50 for a ride.
* JetBlack presses shotgun into Bob's side
<[CB1]Gun> Same could be said for Lisa huh?
<Verifex> "Trey told me we can get some guns, didn't really mention what kind though, if we take some boxes to this warehouse, he said there are guns in the boxes and we can take a few if we want"
<[CB1]Gun> 0.0 Dax rides with me.
<OOB> Excellent, we should definitely do that.
<JetBlack> I could use some shotgun ammo...
<Verifex> "He didn't really say what 'a few' was though.."
<Verifex> Ok, Bob and Dax on their way to the mall, how are the rest of you getting there?
<JetBlack> Oh, that fuck is dead....
<OOB> Guess I'm hoppin' a ride on the bus again.
* JetBlack follows Karma.
* JetBlack scans to Gun the image of a shotgun shell ripping through his face.
<Verifex> (lol)
<OOB> man, if I could only scan some of these images in my head to you guys.
<OOB> Wait, I wouldn't anyways. *chortles*
<[CB1]Gun> (GW you fool! scan OB for porn, we are Close(+2) )
<[CB1]Gun> (actually I popped up the book while you were on about shotguns ;)
<OOB> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (use luck for the Images too)
<OOB> (heeheheehe, that reminds me of when I worked at a bookstore and I kept catching these teen girls looking at a pop-up porn book)
<[CB1]Gun> (2 rounds which you can use on the bus I guess)
<JetBlack> (Rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (one was named lisa I know it.... I scanned it ;p)
<JetBlack> (Verifex, can I go now, rofl?)
<OOB> (hahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (back of the bus nigga)
<OOB> (bahaha, I had to observe a bunch of kids at a school today)
<Verifex> (You can go JB)
<OOB> (one of them didn't realize I came in, turns around, and yells)
<[CB1]Gun> ("put on pants!"
<Verifex> (they have pop up porn books??)
<OOB> (then shes like omg I thought you were a student and another ones like WTF HES LIKE 30SOMETHING)
<[CB1]Gun> (they have to)
<OOB> (yes Verifex, popup sex books to give you a better visual of the positions)
<Verifex> (LOL thats hilarious)
<[CB1]Gun> (and poke an eye out)
<JetBlack> (Lol!)
<Verifex> (literally)
<JetBlack> (shudders)
<Verifex> (Alright guys, because JB has to leave, I'm going to call it here...)
<[CB1]Gun> (thought you were going barn yard bert ;p)
<JetBlack> (OWNED!!!)
<OOB> (he just wants to go to his local bookstore)
<OOB> (he doesn't REALLY have to go)
<JetBlack> It's 1:13...
<[CB1]Gun> (he drools for cardboard penis)
<OOB> You would so go in there and read popup porn at 1:13
<[CB1]Gun> (qoute that!)
<JetBlack> If only I could...
<Verifex> Slix and Karma are on the bus headed towards the mall, and Bob and Dax are at the mall, noticing a delivery truck parked out by the shipping dock.
<Verifex> And thats the game...
END OF ROLEPLAYING
<[CB1]Gun> What can brown do for you?
* OOB is on the bus, sharing a popup book with Slix, who has a popup of his own.
<Verifex> Give yourselves 15 IP..
<JetBlack> Woot.
<JetBlack> 30 per stat, 10 per skill, right?
<[CB1]Gun> (he has balls of steel ;)
<[CB1]Gun> can't train yet
<JetBlack> !?
* OOB gives himself 40 IP for using kama sutra
<JetBlack> I have..... 55 total IP.
Lamuness has joined the room.
* Lamuness sneaks in
<JetBlack> LAMMIE IS LATE!
<[CB1]Gun> late again!
<Lamuness> :P I told you! I have class on thursdays!
<OOB> Lammy, you totally missed me plowing the field.
<Verifex> yes, if you are interested in increasing your skills or stats, keep in mind you need to spend an hour per point level, so level 5 to level 6 takes 6 hours of concentration..
<[CB1]Gun> Do not pass go, go fuck yourself.
<OOB> rofl
<Verifex> damn lamu you have awesome timing!
<Lamuness> o_O ?????
<JetBlack> He fucked a pizza chick
<JetBlack> .Bet it was pimply.
<OOB> and only got 15 IP
<[CB1]Gun> she had pepperomi down there
<OOB> nah, she was an alchemyst turns out
<[CB1]Gun> rofl
<Verifex> Yeah, you don't really know what she and he did
<[CB1]Gun> we can scan
<Verifex> but it probably involved sexy time of some type..
<JetBlack> Sure can!
<OOB> They'll never know, because I've replaced my mental images of her with those of the popups.
<[CB1]Gun> then you'll forget what happened....what will you jerk off to?....oh
<OOB> They'll see us getting closer together and then....CARDBOARD TITS OUT OF NOWHERE
<OOB> bam. Scan blocked.
<OOB> whaddya mean jerk off to, I know where she lives
<Verifex> Lamu, you are hanging around the mall, and you see Bob and Dax hanging out in the parking lot, its getting pretty dark too, as there aren't a whole lot of people here..
<[CB1]Gun> so do we
<[CB1]Gun> and now so does lammy
<OOB> Good point, but she won't unlock the door for you!
<OOB> Unless you make friends with her friend Fifi
<OOB> or something
<OOB> Trisha, that was it
<[CB1]Gun> She'll never ride the bus again, she'll ride the train.
<OOB> Why wouldn't she ride the bus when the alternative is the toy train?
<[CB1]Gun> great she won't need you
<Verifex> Sorry Lamu, you missed the game tonight.. but if you want I can do another session this weekend.
<OOB> rofl
<[CB1]Gun> scheet
<OOB> Yay another session this weekend!
<[CB1]Gun> Should get my AR 6 while GW rides the bus ;)
<Verifex> But if it turns out to be a crapshoot with no players, I'm not going to make a habit of it.. ;P
<OOB> Saturday?
* OOB will BE there
<Verifex> I'll send an email okay?
<OOB> email?
* OOB will BE there
<[CB1]Gun> oh and save OB's conquest
<Verifex> Does everyone here check their email or what?
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