0011 CB CyberGen Session

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<[CB1]Gun> awaken my children!
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<Verifex> wheres all the suckas at?
<[CB1]Gun> OB & GW are here
<Verifex> good
* OddBird yawns
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<Epiphany> I'm about to go to bed ^.^
<[CB1]Gun> hisssss
<OddBird> lol
<Jamba_in_da_Juice> hatch
<Verifex> hey ob, you ready to play
<[CB1]Gun> hey hatch could play hehe
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<Verifex> hey yeah
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<[CB1]Gun> he'll throw coffee in a robbers face and I'll come out and say "whatever penn said" ;)
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<Verifex> look its... fatal encounter
<[CB1]Gun> he beat you to it!
<InebriatedArsonist> I think Penn won't be saying anything, seeing as he's been dead for several hundred years.
<OddBird> He faked it
<[CB1]Gun> You are Sam. :P
<Verifex> I'm wonder if anyone is going to make another CB clone called Death on a Stick
<Verifex> because I think that would be great, and would play it.
* [CB1]Gun goes to copyright
<Verifex> just for the name.
<OddBird> that's an oddly specific thought
<Epiphany> Wow. Lame. This movie is sad as hell.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> which?
<Epiphany> American History X.
<Verifex> yes
* Epiphany hits everyone
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> I like that movie
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<Epiphany> Freaking warn me.
<[CB1]Gun> you'll love the jail scene
<OddBird> awkward!
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> lol gross
<Epiphany> Reminded me of you and goats, Gun.
<InebriatedArsonist> The curbing is probably the climax.
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<Epiphany> And, honestly, I'm not sure who or what was who or which ;P
<[CB1]Gun> hey! the goats don't cry
<Epiphany> ROFL
<Epiphany> And now I know...
<OddBird> they just make sad little moany noises.
* Epiphany vomits
<OddBird> poor goatsies.
<[CB1]Gun> Vote Goat '08!
<OddBird> no way, I'll never give Clinton my vote
* InebriatedArsonist will vote for Ron Paul in April.
* OddBird hopes Ron will still be running in April
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<[CB1]Gun> this is not a goat... http://hillaryneverchanges.ytmnd.com/
<InebriatedArsonist> Considering how terrible the rest of the remaining candidates are, Paul better be around to vote for.   If not, I could write in Thompson.
<OddBird> I know. x_x
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> why thompson?
<[CB1]Gun> why not
<DrAcO5676> yummie....
<OddBird> because Thompson is Law, and Thompson is Order.
<DrAcO5676> cheap local burger joint fooood
<InebriatedArsonist> Thompson was more of a reliable conservative than the others.
<[CB1]Gun> neo-con ftl
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<InebriatedArsonist> Nah, he's not a neo-conservative.
<[CB1]Gun> I know, saying the others are
<InebriatedArsonist> Some of the others might as well be Democrats.
<OddBird> The problem was just that he didn't pander to the crowd...he just seems boring and tired when you watch him. It's a shame, really...being tired or sounding dull doesn't really affect your political views or your ability to be a good president.
<InebriatedArsonist> Sadly.
<[CB1]Gun> kinda why we settled for ron the liberal ;)
<InebriatedArsonist> Ron the classical liberal.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> yes indeed
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> classical liberalism is the way to be
<OddBird> Gun, you are correct. That's no goat, it's a horse.
<[CB1]Gun> more like some rodent
<OddBird> classic as in the 1800s version of liberalism?
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<OddBird> :D
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> 1600s-ish more
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> but yes
<Epiphany> Omg. It's on again!
<DrAcO5676> X?
<Epiphany> Yup.
<[CB1]Gun> the shower scene muahahahah
<Epiphany> FX.
<DrAcO5676> eww
<Epiphany> Nah. Just started.
<DrAcO5676> I hate that scene... makes you think of how crooked the system is
<Epiphany> I think...
<Epiphany> It's the curb stomp scene... Good god...
<DrAcO5676> ahh yes ^_^
* Epiphany keeps eyes on computer.
<[CB1]Gun> the best scene
<Epiphany> I just ate, man.
<DrAcO5676> wouldn't you do that if someone brook into your car?
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> draco: like when the guard just leaves and closes the door you mean?
<Epiphany> Would I shove their teeth into their brain? No.
<DrAcO5676> yes Colonal... thats exactly what I mean
<Epiphany> Oh. Never mind. It just started =D
<InebriatedArsonist> Would I commit capital murder? No, not really.
<j'bob> i believe its been called a smiley face believe it or not
<DrAcO5676> Yes GW maybe a little too far.. but they deserve getting hurt
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> yeah, the curb stomp is during the later-on flashback to the same scene
<Epiphany> Of course.
<Epiphany> Yeah, Colonel.
<Epiphany> Would I do that to someone who hurt my wife or children? Yes. Gladly. I'd probably laugh while doing it.
<Epiphany> But for breaking my car? Nope.
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<j'bob> now you're married with children???
<Epiphany> Hypothetical ;P
<DrAcO5676> hi Al
<Epiphany> And, for the record, that show sucks.
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<[CB1]Gun> ....I'll curb stomp you
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<OddBird> rofl. curb stomping.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> I don't get it
<DrAcO5676> gears of war ftw
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<DrAcO5676> get out your ChainSaw assault rifle ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> psssff Chainsaw Launcher!
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<DrAcO5676> Boom!
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> hey Ranger
<OddBird> Ranger ranger bo banger fee fi fo fanger Ranger
<Ranger> hi
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<Shadow_Ruler> im not so lost after watching the lost premier which was suposed to get everyone lost.
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* OddBird loses SR.
* Boo_Bear finds SR
* Boo_Bear grabs and shoves SR to OB
<OddBird> hey Ranger, what size are your EBs?
<OddBird> The Pink Bunny Slippers, that is
<Ranger> 29
<DrAcO5676> whats the nw?
<DrAcO5676> 5.4 mil?
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<Ranger> Pink Bunny Slippers  [10] (+29)  6,722,098
<DrAcO5676> hmm...
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> Ranger wear smaller shoes than me?
<[CB1]Gun> and me
<OddBird> ahhh
<OddBird> what's the NW increase to +30?
<DrAcO5676> some people have more than one item to toss all their cash into
* [RP08]ColonelCustard has like 7
* OddBird is thinking he will get a pair of EBs up to around +30, so he's interested in this. :D
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> just over 2 mil, OB
<Boo_Bear> i noticed Freed owns a lot of the most valuable items
<Ranger> 2.011m
<OddBird> ahhhh. So about 8.7M for a pair of +30.
<OddBird> cool, thanks :)
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> OB, I would like to ask for some advice in PM, if you're free
<OddBird> sure
<OddBird> I hate when people call and hang up after one ring.
<Boo_Bear> looks liek you're a loner. :P
* OddBird loners Boo to pieces.
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<[CB1]Gun> going afk in RPG Room
<InebriatedArsonist> Oh, man.  I love LiveLeak.
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<Verifex> me too
<Verifex> everyone go to RPG Room to play.. or I'll give you nightmares..
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<GO_PATS> How do I make a sheet and what setting are you playing?
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<OddBird> Go Oddbird go dun da dun dun dun da dun dun
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<[CB1]Gun> first watch our instructional video PAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nRgZrcNik
<GO_PATS> Hmm...  I just got logged out...
<GO_PATS> Ok I'll watch and come back
<OddBird> whoa. There's a YouTube video for Cybergen?
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<[CB1]Gun> no muahahaha
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> lol
<OddBird> lol. You are a bad, bad man.
<[CB1]Gun> This is Sparta!
<Verifex> sweet
<[CB1]Gun> seems GW would rather watch guy rape
<OddBird> Spartans taught their young men by sexualizing them vis a vis the old men.
<Verifex> sounds like a bad plan..
<OddBird> They built bonds between the soldiers that way.
<OddBird> After all, you don't wanna see your old buttbuddy die.
<[CB1]Gun> least not behind you
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> I thought the Athenians were the main practicioners of pederasty?
<OddBird> They were indeed.
<[CB1]Gun> it's europe, who knows
<OddBird> The Spartans simply used it as part of their training and soldier development.
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> "sexualizing them as part of their training" meaning what?
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> and the american military does not share this cornerstone of military development, I hope?
<OddBird> I.E. the more experienced veteran men buttfucked the young men to teach them how to treat a woman and to build bonds between the soldiers so that they would protect one another more fiercely in battle.
<[CB1]Gun> shuddup and watch that vid
<OddBird> lol
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> well that's gay
<[CB1]Gun> DUUUUUH
* OddBird laughs
<Verifex> alright, do you all remember where we left off?
<[RP08]ColonelCustard> no
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<OddBird> I just got off a date with the hot chick.
<[CB1]Gun> cameras hacked, gaurds outside the 7-11, we were about to climb to the roof
<OddBird> Or that.
<Verifex> Yeah, OB you've been gone for a while haven't you?
<OddBird> a little while
<Verifex> So, wait shadow ruler, are you interested or just want to watch?
<OddBird> Um. Question
<Verifex> yes?
<OddBird> We no longer need RPGbot?
<[CB1]Gun> he's the hippy from meso's game which went afk constantly....but he's not as bad as lammy ;)
<[CB1]Gun> fex's roller gives greater than 1
<Verifex> hmmm
* OddBird could call Brent. xD
<Verifex> well I thought there were more players here.
<OddBird> Just two.
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<[CB1]Gun> pm spam pippy!
<Verifex> Alright, well lets see then.  Since you haven't been around in a while OB, let me give you a run-down
<[CB1]Gun> lol just gave him 9 lines of This is SPARTA!
<OddBird> okay
* OddBird grins at Gun.
<Verifex> After the date with chick, you went back to the mall, got involved with the pizza shop guy who happens to be weapons dealer on the side, and you were all stashed in the back of the semi with the guns (to protect them you can only assume)
<OddBird> fun
<[CB1]Gun> and he spammed me back with more lol
<OddBird> same here
<Verifex> And during the drive to the warehouse, the truck was attacked, and someone threw a grendade with knockout gas into the back of the truck where you all were..
<Verifex> After everyone was unconscious, you all woke up an unknown amount of time later in a medical building inside a BuReLoc prison camp.
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<OddBird> I may have to go into carnage and kick Epiphany for spamming me. :P
<Verifex> can't you do that from here?
<DrAcO5676> yes you do need to... hes talking to himself
<OddBird> It doesn't work for some reason, 'Fex. I can kill from here, but not kick.
<Verifex> oh.. huh.. weird. wel he was spamming me too
<Verifex> I'll do it
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<InebriatedArsonist> No game, Veri?
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<Verifex> sorry, had some work to do
<Verifex> Come back soon!
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<Epiphany> FATASS!
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<Verifex> sucka..
<DrAcO5676> hehe why does Ranger keep losing to me every once and a while
<[CB1]Gun> he's so big he's bugged
<OddBird> I dunno, but I wouldn't complain *grins*
<Verifex> Anyways, OB, after running around in the camp for a little while you came upon a few people offering to help break out.
<OddBird> I definitely foresee a mass rescale/reset in the future.
<OddBird> yay, breaking out.
<[CB1]Gun> already did
<OddBird> I do remember that, we woke up in the prison camp and I tried to bolt the guard and he like broke me
<Verifex> and after a bit of insanity you managed to break out of the camp, however you aren't clear of the camp yet.  you just managed to get to the 7-11 that is a few blocks from the camp.
<OddBird> Excellent. Hot chick working the counter?
<[CB1]Gun> we're behind it atm
<OddBird> ....so is that a yes or a no
<Verifex> And you can tell that the people from the camp appear to be at the 7-11 in the front of it, you are behind it.
<[CB1]Gun> hell if I know curry man
<Verifex> The 7-11 had a elderly gentleman behind the counter.
<OddBird> we beat him up?
<[CB1]Gun> lammy almost went in to do so
<Verifex> No, but you could go back out there and do that, but you will probably get caught.
<OddBird> Hm.
<Verifex> Alright..  everyone go into parenthesis for Out-of-character
<OddBird> (yawn.)
<[CB1]Gun> right now I'm trying to us on the roof then we'll melt/hack into the backdoor later
<Verifex> So, you are behind the 7-11, you heard some kind of siren sound coming from the front of the 7-11, it has stopped now though
<OddBird> >.>
<[CB1]Gun> *Randy keeps visual
<Verifex> And the only thing back here is a dumpster and a back door into the 7-11
<OddBird> Sirens were the hot goddesses, right? So we should go get us some hot goddesses...
<[CB1]Gun> Uh. No.
<OddBird> :(
<[CB1]Gun> (fex has dax so he melts ;)
<Verifex> Waiting around there, you hear a few cars drive by, and what sounds like a bus.
<[CB1]Gun> (tho we do have elec. lockpicks now)
<OddBird> Hmmmm
<OddBird> if that's a bus full of kids, we could get on there!
<[CB1]Gun> *Randy keeps watching the screens
<OddBird> >.>
<Verifex> Randy can see visuals of a humvee with tinted windows approach the 7-11
<[CB1]Gun> Dax, melt the door.
<[CB1]Gun> Bah. I'll try the lockpick.
<Verifex> A guy dressed in blue-black camo steps from it and goes into the store, he isn't carrying a weapon in his hands, but you can see a gun of some kind on his back as he turns.
* OddBird whispers* This probably is not great news.
<Verifex> (Only Randy Can See That Stuff)
<OddBird> (oh, now you tell me.)
* OddBird whispers* I ate beans earlier.
* [CB1]Gun examines backdoor
<[CB1]Gun> (lol sounds nice eh)
<OddBird> Don't you dare touch my backdoor.
<[CB1]Gun> Only one finger to the first knuckle.
<OddBird> x_x
<Verifex> So, you are trying to open the door to the back of the store?
<[CB1]Gun> (yep, going to try)
<[CB1]Gun> (with the electric lockpick mind you)
<OddBird> (I'm off peeing.)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't shock your cock)
<Verifex> Alright, the lock is indeed electronic, so to pick it roll TheifStuff + Ref + D10
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> You get a +4 bonus with the electronic lock pick.
<OddBird> (JEEEZ, cold hands)
<[CB1]Gun> (am adding my (3) for ref k)
<[CB1]Gun> 19
<Verifex> You rattle the lock, but it remains locked when you try to open it.
<[CB1]Gun> (knew it!)
<[CB1]Gun> One more time.
<OddBird> Want me to bolt it?
<OddBird> :D
<[CB1]Gun> 24
<[CB1]Gun> (rolled a 1 first and a 9 second =/ )
<Verifex> You fiddle with the lock for a few minutes, eventually it buzzes a bit and you hear a the *snick* from the bolt on the door, of success.
<[CB1]Gun> Pss. Get in.
* [CB1]Gun puts on goggles
<Verifex> Who is going in first?
<[CB1]Gun> (me)
<[CB1]Gun> (what does randy see now?)
<OddBird> (jeez, it is freaking cold over here)
<Verifex> Bob you peak your head in, and hear a comanding voice (presumably the mili guy) coming from an open door down the hall.
<Verifex> Randy can see inside the store the mili guy is talking to the guy behind the counter, and he is pointing outside.
<[CB1]Gun> (what does bob see)
<OddBird> (do you seee what I seeee)
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe(
<[CB1]Gun> (we are gremlins aren't we)
<Verifex> Inside the back room, you can see a few stacks of vacupac food, soda, and numerous other foodstuffs..
<OddBird> (hehe)
<OddBird> (sweeeeet, munchies.)
<[CB1]Gun> (lights on?
<Verifex> No, the lights are off, but the light from the doors and other places inside the store more then illuminates the back room.
<Verifex> Theres a side hallway that leads to the back of the store, and another hall that leads behind the freezer cases.  You also see a small fridge.
<Verifex> (Randy, can see the mili guy isn't talking anymore, and is moving towards the back of the store, he is going out from one camera to another, and it appears as though he is heading towards the backroom entrance.
* [CB1]Gun listens in on the mili guy for a short time
<[CB1]Gun> <Randy> Dude, get out.
* [CB1]Gun scrambles out
<Verifex> (Randy can also see another guy on the far side of the humvee get out, he is unholstering his gun and heading over to the front of the ajoined strip mall.
<Verifex> And what are you all doing?
<[CB1]Gun> Come with me if you want beer.
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* [CB1]Gun goes inside dragging Randy with him and hurries to the freezer area
<[CB1]Gun> (OB?)
<Verifex> Damn.. where did he go off to?
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<Armageddon> what is this game?
<OddBird> (back)
<[CB1]Gun> (heh let's recruit him while we....oh)
<Verifex> Hi Armageddon, this is a role-playing game have you ever played one before?
<[CB1]Gun> (hurry in OB let's see if you can blow something up ;p)
<Armageddon> final fantasy 7/10/10-2
<Armageddon> diablo II
<[CB1]Gun> (mean like D&D)
<OddBird> (ah brb)
<Armageddon> yeah
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck!)
<Verifex> Hmm, okay, well this isn't EXACTly the same..  more like a pen & paper role playing game.
<Armageddon> but i dont have time for that right now
<Verifex> (damnit OB don't leave!)
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr)
<Armageddon> we should do this on the weekend
<Armageddon> call me up the next time you guys do this :D
<Verifex> Alright, well thats what this is, but in chatroom form.  You tell me what you wanna do, and I tell you what happens, and you roll the dice occasionally.
<Verifex> We do this every thursday night.
<Armageddon> you should do this on the weekend too :D
<Armageddon> or firday nights
<Armageddon> i still have school : \
<Armageddon> off to write an annotated bibleography
<Armageddon> have fun
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<Verifex> alright, sometimes we do it on the weekend..
<Verifex> dangit
<Verifex> I need a starter course in CB I can give people so they will know how to play.
<Verifex> er.. CyberGen I mean..
<Verifex> (That "sonny" game is pretty impressive for flash)
<[CB1]Gun> (I seem to be getting a lot of praise for finding that....)
<Verifex> oh you found it?  
<Verifex> (I like it!)
<[CB1]Gun> (GB was addicted for a short time)
<Verifex> (Everyone gets addicted to everything it seems here)
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<[CB1]Gun> (darn now I can't control you)
<Blarg> (have you been ruining my character gun
<Verifex> (blarg!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (you rolled three 10's :)
<Blarg> (lol)
<Verifex> (yay blarg is back!  What was the last thing you remember?)
<[CB1]Gun> (rape)
<Blarg> (we were doing laundry, gun was getting ass-raped by an inmate, and liked it
* OddBird returns!
<[CB1]Gun> (no that was GW who's watching American History X again)
<Verifex> (You escaped the prison last session, and now you are behind a 7-11, and there are some mili guys in a humvee who are there from the prison, probably attempting to apprehend you)
<Blarg> (seems like whenever i was ready for it it didn't happen, and whenever i forgot it happened)
<OddBird> (yeesh. I'm back again.)
<[CB1]Gun> (run for the fridge)
<Verifex> Alright, so Bob opened the back door, and Randy you were tapping into the 7-11 security cameras and warned everyone of the guy in the store and what he was doing
<OddBird> (Blarg, Gun's been looking at girly things with your character.)
<Blarg> (thats... good?)
<[CB1]Gun> (and ordering ballsack mags with you debit card)
<Verifex> The mili guy inside is heading for the backroom (where bob and maybe others are), and another mili guy stepped from the back of the humvee and has stepped out of view of the security camera now, but was heading for the front of the stripmall connected to the 7-11
* OddBird whispers* Crud....he's going to find us, Bob
* Blarg has a dance fest in his mind
<Verifex> Who is heading for the fridge?  And what are the rest of you doing?  The fridge is big enough to fit 4 people, unless you crouch, then maybe 6.
* OddBird is heading for the fridge then.
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg is already there with me)
<OddBird> (yeah well unless you've been overeating that's still not 4 people)
<Blarg> (whats the fridge
<OddBird> (refrigerator...)
<Blarg> (hiding in fridges is dangerous zomg)
<[CB1]Gun> (I have a heat gun...which is pointless on us)
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to squeeze into the fridge, so Bob, Slix, Karma, Randy in the fridge?
<[CB1]Gun> (and lammy too why not)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's small ish)
<Blarg> (needs more cowbell
<Verifex> Alright, dagger squeezes in, but now its very cramped and you are rubbing against the wall, its freaking cold.
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<OddBird> (I think Slix should go do something stupid, hiding and being careful isn't really him)
<Lamuness> omg I'm here I'm here
<Verifex> Speak of the devil!
* OddBird humps the fridge wall.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh fuck)
<Verifex> (You just squeezed into the fridge with everyone else then)
<OddBird> (~_^)
* Lamuness lets out a gas inside the fridge
<OddBird> mmmm, cornchips
<Verifex> Lamu, what was the last thing you remember?
<[CB1]Gun> Hey it got warmer.
<Lamuness> the last thing I remember...
<Blarg> keep your penises away from the walls
<Lamuness> I remember you giving me and Gun 50 IP
<[CB1]Gun> (use ( ) foo)
<Lamuness> (|)
<Verifex> (beat lamu with a stick, please)
<[CB1]Gun> (soon....)
<Blarg> *whack*
<Blarg> (IVE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PERSCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL)
<Verifex> LAMU WHAT was the last thing you remember?
<Lamuness> ( we escaped from the prison and hiding in the bushes )
<Lamuness> ( WHAT is your name? WHAT is your favorite color? WHAT is the velocity of a swallow? )
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<OddBird> crud. It's frozen to the inside of the fridge.
* OddBird is in pain
<Verifex> (alright, good, well you actually got to the nearby 7-11, and were hiding behind it.
* Blarg starts scanning any stuff outside of the fridge
<Verifex> Now you are all hiding in the freezer.
<Lamuness> ( that is correct.  try to keep up, k? )
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg, you already have access to all cameras)
* Blarg reminds himself what is on the cameras
<Verifex> The freezer in the 7-11, there is a few military guys in front, one inside, one you aren't sure where, and you don't know how many inside the humvee outside.
<Lamuness> hm... check this out guys...
* Lamuness extends fingers
<[CB1]Gun> (oh fuck)
<Verifex> Randy: You can see the mili guy heading for the backroom door, he tries to enter, and its locked, the guy behind the counter comes over to unlock it.
<OddBird> (eeep. You're about to get injected, Gun.)
<[CB1]Gun> I'll feed you pizza when they leave now STFU.
<Lamuness> let's jump 'em
<[CB1]Gun> (he touches me I can shock him and dam near kill him ;)
<Verifex> (This isn't one of the guards from the prison, but they did come FROM the prison)
<OddBird> I vote we send Slix out after them. He's usually not too bright, let's stick with that.
<OddBird> We can run while he dies.
<Verifex> Randy, roll D10 + Schoolin + Int
<Lamuness> ( feels like we're missing something... )
<Lamuness> ( omg! GW isn't in here! )
<[CB1]Gun> Sit tight, fags. We'll party when they leave.
<Blarg> (can i have a link quick to the roller
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<[CB1]Gun> (GW is watching prison sex)
<Blarg> 14
<Verifex> You aren't sure who these guys are, but they look pretty mean, not like some of the pansy guards you saw in the prison.
<[CB1]Gun> (did you roll blarg?)
<Verifex> (yes he did)
<[CB1]Gun> (a 2*)
<Blarg> (yesssssssss)
<Verifex> Alright, after a few seconds, you all can hear some commotion outside the freezer.
<Verifex> A bunch of footsteps, and stomping boots
* [CB1]Gun pulls out his heavy pistol
* Lamuness pulls out bazooka
* OddBird whips it out
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, you should rush them and stab like crazy)
<Verifex> As the footsteps are approaching the freezer, you can hear some muffled yelling.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh no injection time)
<OddBird> ooh. Damsel in distress?
<Lamuness> ( I could, are they wearing helmets this time? ;P )
* OddBird may have to send a bolt up an anus.
<Verifex> (THERE ARE NO WOMEN HERE)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Lamuness> ( :O )
<OddBird> Well that sucks.
<Lamuness> ( >P )
<[CB1]Gun> (   ( )'s you fools)
<Verifex> (Blarg knows that they are wearing helmets)
<Lamuness> ((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))
<[CB1]Gun> (stab the faces dude, you have 2 hands)
<Blarg> zomg helmets
<[CB1]Gun> (you can also put spikes on your foot
* Lamuness shapes limbs to bullet proof blades
<Verifex> You hear some firing outside, and you can hear Trevor saying, "fuck fuck fuck! over the commo"
<Verifex> Over the commo not in quotes.
<Blarg> (trevor good?)
* [CB1]Gun turns off commo
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Verifex> You can still hear it over everyone elses.
* Lamuness turns off commo
* Blarg turns off commo
<[CB1]Gun> (let's just say they're all off now ;p)
* [CB1]Gun whispers "Shit. Tell us if they come to the door.
<Verifex> A couple seconds pass, and the fridge door opens up, the guy behind the counter is looking at you, "What the fuck!", he says
<[CB1]Gun> Hi.
<Verifex> "Brats over here!"
<[CB1]Gun> Want to get shot dude?
<[CB1]Gun> Shuddup.
<Verifex> And you can see the back of one of the mili guys heading out of the back door, he turns around.
* Blarg pretends to be a roast pig
<[CB1]Gun> (go nuts lammy ;p)
* OddBird pretends to be a turkey
* Lamuness activates berserk mode
<Verifex> Everyone roll initiative.
<[CB1]Gun> 4
<Verifex> (LAmu are you playing GW?)
<Blarg> 1
<Verifex> Ref + D10
<Blarg> oh 9
<[CB1]Gun> 12
<Lamuness> 13
<Blarg> (yesssssssss i have l33t rolls)
<Verifex> alright, someone roll for Slix.
<[CB1]Gun> 10
<Verifex> (OB, Roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (OB you can kill for puntang now)
<OddBird> rolled a 7
<Verifex> 7 + REF
<Blarg> 15
<OddBird> getting there, dialup
<[CB1]Gun> (about everyone has 8 REF)
<Blarg> (me only cause i'm a wizard)
<OddBird> Yup, 15
<[CB1]Gun> (alright....tanks out front, blarg can turn on his como and get trev over here and hopefully hack off the lights ;p)
<Verifex> Alright, the mili guy in the doorway is holding his rifle in his hand, but he lowers it and grabs something from his leg.
<Verifex> He fires whatever it was he grabbed from his leg in one hand.
* OddBird cocks his wrist back and attempts to bolt the man.
<Verifex> Wait your turn.
<OddBird> :(
<Verifex> Bob you see a little metal flit hit the door next to you.
<OddBird> (a metal flit? Like...a forged clit?)
<[CB1]Gun> (har har -.-)
<Blarg> (:P)
<Verifex> (Yes, exactly, a metal clit, and it kills you)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's cherry-red ;)
<OddBird> (Ha. They have to adjust for no women somehow.)
<Verifex> (There are women, but not in the store)
<Blarg> that would be painful
<Verifex> Alright, Dagger, you are next.
<Lamuness> ( bring it ON )
<[CB1]Gun> (was I suppose to attack?)
<Verifex> (You go after dagger)
<Blarg> there is a guy coming in soon with a big gun
<[CB1]Gun> Charge!
<Verifex> What is dagger doing?
<OddBird> (so 'Fex, are we stuck back here in the backroom, or is there another way out?
<[CB1]Gun> (we'll room for the door we came thru)
* Lamuness is attacking with the bullet proof blade limbs
<[CB1]Gun> (run*)
<Verifex> You can go out the back door (right where this guy is) or you can run for the back room entrance to the front of the store (where the other guy is approaching)
<OddBird> Definitely mow through this guy for the back door.
<Blarg> indeed
<Verifex> Dagger, you are shaping your arm into a blade then?
* Blarg aims at this dude with his light pistol and fires
<Lamuness> ( no, I already shaped them while being in the freezer )
<Verifex> (Alright, make sure to do that ahead of time)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't think you have a gun blarg)
<OddBird> (Earlier: * Lamuness shapes limbs to bullet proof blades)
<Verifex> (okay cool)
<[CB1]Gun> (nvm you do)
<Blarg> (pewpew)
<Verifex> Then are you going to lunge at the guy with your blade arm?
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck up the snitch!)
* Lamuness goes for a one-hit kill by aiming at the face
<[CB1]Gun> (aiming is harder ;p)
<Verifex> If you are calling a shot at his face, you take a penalty to hit.
<Verifex> And it doesn't garuntee a kill either, just that you'
<Verifex> you will hit his face, but its worth a shot :)
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<Verifex> what the heck?
<Verifex> internet death?
<OddBird> got d/c'd....
<Blarg> (lol)
<Lamuness> ( lets do it! )
<OddBird> last thing I said: (I think a lunge at the face has a pretty decent kill chance. :P)
[CB1]Gun has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> -.-
<OddBird> lol
<[CB1]Gun> (what I miss after "aiming is harder")
<OddBird> ( crossed my fingers, 'Fex explained a penalty to hit)
<OddBird> (Lammy's about to lunge at the guy's face)
<Blarg> (so, anyone excited for super smash bros brawl)
<Verifex> Lamu if you are still going for the face hit, roll D10 + Ref + Streetfighting
<Verifex> it adds a penalty of 4 to difficulty to hit.
* OddBird crosses fingers.
<OddBird> (what's the DC to beat?)
<Verifex> The guys stats, armor, etc.
<OddBird> ah
<Lamuness> 24
<Lamuness> 24 - 4?
<Verifex> No.
<Lamuness> 24
<OddBird> (nice, that's pretty freakin' awesome)
<Verifex> You swing at his face with confidence, and he does an amazing dodge.
<OddBird> O_O
<OddBird> (great, we're fighting Keanu Reeves)
<Verifex> (Adults have much better skills and stats, and some of them have cyberware which makes them very bad-ass)
<Blarg> (there is no spoon)
<Verifex> (Also I rolled a 10 + a 7)
<Lamuness> ( this is rigged! )
<OddBird> (ha. Suck. You would get good rolls. :P)
<Verifex> (yes, it is rigged, they have the advantage)
<Lamuness> ( OB quick! while the opponent is dodging! go for the legs or something! )
<OddBird> (okay, so is it my turn?)
<Verifex> Anyways, Bob your turn.
<OddBird> (booooo. I wanna bolt him right in the penis. That's right, I'm totally going to aim for it.)
* [CB1]Gun fires heavy pistol into the manager dude
<[CB1]Gun> 22
<Verifex> The manager was running for the back entrance door, so he is kinda out of view from this angle.
<[CB1]Gun> -.- fine I shot at neo
<OddBird> lol
<OddBird> (I'll get the manager if you took Neo...I can guide my bolts)
<Verifex> You shoot and hit the wall nearby him.
<OddBird> (crud. Nevermind. I'm going for Neo then, I suppose.)
<Verifex> (Just a reminder, you will soon have 2 more of these guys to deal with)
<OddBird> (can I run and bolt at the same time?)
<Verifex> (Friendly GM suggestion: Maybe you shouldn't concentrate on killing him)
<OddBird> (right, but I wanna get him out of the way so we can leave)
* Lamuness tramples over the enemy
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm not, I'm just vengeful)
<OddBird> (you said he was in the way of the back door)
<Verifex> (You can move and fire, but I would suggest firing THEN moving)
<Verifex> (Yes, he is in the back door)
<OddBird> (what if I charge him and fire point blank? Is there a bonus-to-roll for closer ranged bolting at all? I just need to get him knocked out before people come >.<)
<[CB1]Gun> (push over a shelf at him)
<Verifex> You don't get a bonus, you just fire like normal.
<OddBird> -.-
<Verifex> (there are lots of stacked foodstuffs in this room)
<OddBird> (I dun wanna go back to jail!)
<OddBird> (ok...since I can guide bolts, can I shoot it out and pull a shelf over on him?)
<OddBird> :)
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<Blarg> (doh, i gun shoot the wall last)
<[CB1]Gun> (just do the shelf we can't hit him unless it's like a 25)
<Verifex> You can shoot it out, but you can't use the bolt to knock over a shelf on him by GUIDING it..
<Verifex> You bolt would likely just go through it.
<OddBird> (Work with me here. Think lasso. I guide it around the shelf and then pull the shelf over.)
<[CB1]Gun> (and you can cook donuts at the same time)
<OddBird> (:P)
<OddBird> (or maybe I don't have that kind of bolt control....*frowns*)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I going to the cocktail next round if I can
<Verifex> (You can't garotte, hang, drag or drape your chainwires, it says in the book)
<[CB1]Gun> (so find something to blow up)
<[CB1]Gun> (should be propane ;p)
<Verifex> There is propane, but it was out in the front of the store, not back here.
<OddBird> (crud. Stupid guy would be right in the way to leave.)
<Verifex> You don't see anything that would explode back here.
<Verifex> Theres lots of frozen vacupak meals, and floor to ceiling shelves full of food.
<[CB1]Gun> (can he like bank shot off the door and let it go nuts? ;)
<OddBird> (so could I rush forward and knock a shelf over on him?(
<Verifex> Yes, you could try.
<OddBird> (okay)
<[CB1]Gun> (w/e slows neo down)
* OddBird rushes forward and knocks a shelf full of frozen foods over at Keanu!
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
<Verifex> (The frozen foods are in the freezer ;)
<OddBird> GOD. I rolled a 1.
<OddBird> 14.
<Lamuness> ( we should rush as a group )
<Verifex> Outside the freezer however, there are plastic shelves of bread, candy, canned goods, and soda
<OddBird> (Soda will work)
<OddBird> (maybe some will explode all over him when it hits the floor)
<[CB1]Gun> (told you tanks up front ;p)
<OddBird> (anywho. So did my attempt succeed?)
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe defeated by a shelf)
<Verifex> You jump out from behind Bob in the freezer door, and try to pull the wheeled plastic shelve thing down ontop of him, but only manage to pull it towards you, you don't exert enough to topple it.
<OddBird> man, I suck at everything.
<OddBird> (should've bolted his testies.)
<Verifex> Randy, your turn.
<OddBird> Randy, help me with this shelf!
<[CB1]Gun> (and randy won't hit crap)
<Blarg> haha, ok, i try to help with the shelf
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> (best to hack something)
<[CB1]Gun> (add in your extra ref!)
<OddBird> (how'd he get extra ref?)
<Blarg> 16
<[CB1]Gun> (+4 on request once a day)
<OddBird> ah
<OddBird> (does everyone get that?)
<OddBird> (or is that a class thing)
<[CB1]Gun> (class thing)
<OddBird> (man, facedancers blow.)
<[CB1]Gun> (we really should've gone on the roof -.-)
<OddBird> (I can't even use my fucking skill 'cuz I don't have enough clothes.)
<[CB1]Gun> (you got all your clothes back)
<Verifex> (reminder, if you want to use your Luck, you have to specify BEFORe you roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (in fact I got a suit and armor)
<Verifex> (he is correct, whatever clothes you got in your backpack from mall you have now)
<Lamuness> ( telling you, we should all rush him at the same time )
<[CB1]Gun> (GW is coming up and yeah I'm rushing him with the sword)
<Verifex> Randy, you run over to help Karma and manage to topple the shelve over where the guy is.
<Blarg> i rox
<Verifex> He moves outside the door to avoid the mass, and  the bottles of soda spill on the ground, a few of them puncture and start spraying all over the place.
<Verifex> On the plus side, the door isn't blocked.
* Lamuness scrambles to the door
<[CB1]Gun> (next? :)
* OddBird leaps for the door
* Blarg scurries to the door
<Verifex> (WAIT Your turn)
<Verifex> Wait a minute, what score did GW get?
<[CB1]Gun> 10
<Verifex> whhops, he would've gone before Blarg.  
<Verifex> Oh well too late now.
<Verifex> What does Slix do?
<[CB1]Gun> *Slix charges and slashes sideways at neo
<[CB1]Gun> 33 :)
<[CB1]Gun> (with the katana mind you)
<Verifex> You can't see him from where you are standing, which side of the doorway are you going to assume he is on? (you didn't see which side he jumped to when the shelves fell)
<[CB1]Gun> -.-
<Verifex> He is outside the door.
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<RPGBot> *** RPGBot is active.
<Verifex> I'll still let you use the roll to determine if he hits.
<[CB1]Gun> (ok GW runs to the door and basically cleaves his way out into the night)
<Verifex> (Nice roll!)
<[CB1]Gun> (17 boi)
<Verifex> Slix rushes the door and cleaves at where he thinks the guy is
<Verifex> Success!  He guessed right (right actually), and makes an impressive cleave at the guy.
<Verifex> You connect with your katana.  (BTW, is it a monokatana, or a regular katana?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno GW can't catalog ;p
<[CB1]Gun> (guessing mono)
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<Brent> (Hi, guys.)
<Verifex> You are correct, it IS a monokatana (good thing too)
<Brent> (Sorry I'm late with RPG Bot, I was watching Lost.)
<Verifex> (Hi Brent!)
<[CB1]Gun> (you should play with us sometime SNK ;p)
<Brent> (P.S. I got a job offer by the start-up company guys.)
<Verifex> Sweet, doing what?
<[CB1]Gun> (great!)
<Brent> (Sorry, I don't know how to play, and even don't know how to role-play.)
<Verifex> (Er, awesome!)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm the only one does actual RPing it seems....)
<Brent> (The start-up company is focused on earthquake predictions and provide such information to insurance and reinsurance companies.)
<Blarg> (nice)
<Verifex> (it's realy easy, you control the characters, and I make up the story.)
<[CB1]Gun> (very considering your area)
<Verifex> (no kidding!)
<Brent> (Unless I can control girls taking off their tops, I'm no use in the game. ;))
<[CB1]Gun> (I can do that later ;)
<Brent> (Anyway, just thought I'd pop in and let you know what was up with RPG Bot. Have a great game, guys (and girls, if you really _are_ a girl, Lamuness))
<[CB1]Gun> (plus these chicks are Total Sluts!)
Brent left the room.
<Verifex> (I don't see how controlling girls taking off their tops in text is going to do it for anyone.. )
<OddBird> (*takes off his top*
<[CB1]Gun> (well it is Cyber gen ;)
<Blarg> (fap fap fap fap fap)
<OddBird> (rofl at Blarg)
<Verifex> Anyways..  roll D10 for damage for Slix..
<[CB1]Gun> 6
<OddBird> (in half an hour I'm out)
<Verifex> Slix knocks the guy into the dumpster behind him with the cleave, and NO not INTO the dumpster, he just bumps it.
<Lamuness> ( is it my turn yet? ...)
<[CB1]Gun> (excellent I planned on burning that thing)
<Verifex> Alright, now those of you still in the store see another guy come from the backroom entrance, he turns towards you (Randy, Karma, Dagger and Bob) and fires his hurking gun he is carrying.
<Verifex> Randy, Karma, Dagger and Bob please roll D10 + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> 11 -.-
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Lamuness> 16
<[CB1]Gun> oh fine I'll retry ;)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<RPGBot> Blarg rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Blarg> 9
<Verifex> Karma?
<OddBird> eh?
<OddBird> oh right
<OddBird> 15
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<OddBird> wait, I'll use RPGbot instead
<Verifex> Doesn't matter OB
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<OddBird> Yeah, the first one was better anyways
<[CB1]Gun> (you tempted fate)
YOU left the room.
<OddBird> (well, I just had to know what I would have gotten)
<Verifex> Randy, you get caught up in a net fired from the gun, it wraps all around and you are grappling to get out.
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, cut him free!
* Lamuness cuts Randy free?
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<Verifex> The guy outside by the dumpster knocks slix off of him and fires his tazer right into him.
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<OddBird> I hate my internet so much
<OddBird> (is Blarg out of the net? I could cut it with my bolter)
<Verifex> (Dagger might be able to cut it, but how could you cut it with bolter?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no kidding)
<Verifex> Gun, roll D10 for Slix
<OddBird> (um. By bolting across the strands? )
<Verifex> roll under his bod.
<[CB1]Gun> 2
<OddBird> Bod by axe fragrances
<Verifex> (yes, I suppose you could do that, but it would take FOREVER)
<[CB1]Gun> (better off bolting the soda around net man's feet if anything)
<OddBird> (true. Wouldn't that conduct electricity?)
<Verifex> (it's not really over there, it is more in you guys feet)
<Verifex> (but feel free!! ;) )
<OddBird> (sweet. I'm a dumb kid, I oughta do it.)
<[CB1]Gun> (exploding cans is cool ;)
<Verifex> (OOB your turn)
<OddBird> (wait! That' guy's net gun is metal. Can I bolt at it and shock him/make him turn loose of it?)
<[CB1]Gun> (if you can hit him)
<Verifex> (Yes, but that's a difficult shot [called])
<OddBird> (:()
<Blarg> don;t kill me trying to save me people
<Verifex> (REMEMBER: You can use your luck once a session to add to your TOHIT roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (better off trying to get out that door)
<OddBird> (alright, I'll try that then)
<Verifex> (none of you guys have been using your luck at all)
<[CB1]Gun> (not yet ;)
* OddBird invokes his magical lucky charm 4-leaf clover rabbit's foot powers and shoots a bolter at Mr. Net Gun Man
<OddBird> (that means I'm adding luck to my roll)
<Verifex> How much?  you have 6
<OddBird> (6. You've seen how I roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (shit better off shooting neo outside)
<Verifex> (lucky boy)
<OddBird> (lucky as a stat, not lucky with the die)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<OddBird> x_x
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<Verifex> (haha)
<OddBird> 26 it is then
<[CB1]Gun> (now that's fucking funny)
<Verifex> (you just ATE those words!)
<Verifex> (you forgot to roll again)
<OddBird> (figures)
<Verifex> (Roll it!)
<OddBird> (oh, right)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<[CB1]Gun> (dumb kid indeed)
<Verifex> 26 + 5 = 31
<OddBird> okay, I think that means I just went laser-guided
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit)
<Lamuness> ( yawn )
<Verifex> You actually manage to ping the netgun the mili-guy is holding.  How much DC are you going to use?
<Verifex> (You're next lamu, don't nod off now)
<OddBird> 10
<Verifex> DC 10?
<OddBird> That's 1/6, right?
<OddBird> I have 60?
<OddBird> If so, then yes.
<Verifex> Yes..  DC 10 is like a heavy machine gun.
<Verifex> or a 20 mm Rifle.
<OddBird> Well he's got good armor. Should give him a nasty burn and knock him out.
<Verifex> Alright, roll D10
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<OddBird> (my luck is back)
<[CB1]Gun> (heh we should save luck for damage ;)
<OddBird> xD
<Verifex> (luck doesn't apply to damage, only To-hit, nice try though)
<OddBird> (That's probably like...a small static blurb jumps from the gun and makes him flinch.)
<OddBird> :(
<Verifex> Oh snap!  You shock the bejesus out of him and he falls down.
<OddBird> O.o
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (now that's some sweeeet ass luck)
<Verifex> A 3 on DC10 is still 9 damage.
* OddBird saves Bejesus
<OddBird> er, Randy.
<Verifex> (DON'T USE DC10 unless you are trying to kill someone, DON'T USE IT ON KIDS Unless you are murderous psychopaths)
<[CB1]Gun> (we are!)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh)
<OddBird> (I won't kill kids with it, but this guy's an adult.)
<OddBird> (he's just lucky I didn't laser guide it up his anus and shock his prostate.)
<Verifex> (whatever you want)
<[CB1]Gun> (next?)
<Verifex> Alright, Dagger you next.
<OddBird> (wait...who else is still in combat?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dag is to cut randy free)
<OddBird> (I figured the other guy got knocked into the thing and this one's down, we could grab Randy and run)
<[CB1]Gun> (neo is up again)
<OddBird> (ugh.)
<Verifex> (NO, the other guy didn't get knocked INTO the dumpster, just bumped up against it)
<Verifex> (but he already took his action, so it's Lamus turn)
<[CB1]Gun> (we know, this isn't a cartoon....is it?
<OddBird> (well...can we use matrix powers to merge him with the dumpster? Why do only adults get to use the matrix? *pouts*)
<Lamuness> ( yay )
<[CB1]Gun> (free randy!)
<Lamuness> ( thought I already did )
<OddBird> (and Tibet, while you're at it)
<[CB1]Gun> (and kevin)
<Verifex> (Adults can, AND DO, have upwards of around 9-13 in some stats, plus all their skills count as double against your kid skills..
<Verifex> (Lamu, what are you doing?)
<OddBird> (I use skill growth spurt!)
<OddBird> (:()
<[CB1]Gun> (put your penis away)
* Lamuness grabs Randy and runs somewhere far away and safe
<OddBird> (good idea, I don't want it out with Neo around)
<Verifex> Dagger, D10 + Jock Stuff + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> (so you are dragging randy around in a net...)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Verifex> (Good for you)
<Lamuness> 23
<Verifex> You manage to pull Randy from the back of the store and he manages to get two of his feet on the ground and stumbles along as you pull.
<[CB1]Gun> (they outside?)
<Verifex> Where do you go?
<[CB1]Gun> (flee you shithead ninja!)
<[CB1]Gun> (hmm that might be a real clan ;)
* Lamuness flees somewhere FAR FAR AWAY that is safe
<[CB1]Gun> (....just say out the back door)
<OddBird> (I thought we -were- out the back door)
<Verifex> Ok, let me break it down..  do you go LEFT, or RIGHT in the alleyway.
* Lamuness goes right
<OddBird> (left! When Gun went right, he cut the guy with a sword!)
<OddBird> (darn my slow fingers.)
<[CB1]Gun> (dam hermafridite)
<OddBird> (hermaphrodite?)
<Verifex> You go left right by the guy next to the dumpster.
<[CB1]Gun> (we were in a fridge ;)
<Verifex> And you see the lid of the dumpster lift up as you drag/pull Randy along.
<[CB1]Gun> (trev!)
<OddBird> (whaaa...dumpster monster!)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh fuck)
<Lamuness> !!!!!
<OddBird> (or maybe a dumpster baby survived)
<[CB1]Gun> (and grew to 12 ft tall)
<OddBird> (HULK SMASH)
<[CB1]Gun> (living off egg shells and cabbage)
* Lamuness flees faster
<Verifex> Trevor pops out and he's holding one of the single plastic shelves.  He slams it down on the miliguy standing right there.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh and the dew!)
<OddBird> Keanu doesn't fly away?
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf....)
<Verifex> It breaks pretty quickly on the mili guys helmet.
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously that's a messed up addition to the sesame street line up here)
<Verifex> Bob, your turn.
<[CB1]Gun> (everyone is outside correct?)
<Verifex> Now they are, except Karma and Bob.
* OddBird runs outside while Bob does things in slow motion matrix.
<Lamuness> ( yup )
<Verifex> (gun?)
* [CB1]Gun runs outside and whips out his cocktail getting ready to light
* [CB1]Gun is by lammy & randy now
<Verifex> (and?)
<OddBird> (maybe I should just go get back in the fridge.)
<[CB1]Gun> (plan on throwing it after OB gets out, but can I fire at neo right now?)
<Verifex> (yes)
<OddBird> (or can I run out?)
<OddBird> (so that he can throw it?)
<Verifex> (as soon as it is your turn, yes)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah could he run out right now and get back to me? ;)
<OddBird> (x_x)
* [CB1]Gun fires heavy pistol at neo
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> 20
<Verifex> You manage to hit him, surprisingly.
<[CB1]Gun> (o.0
<Verifex> D10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Lamuness> ( O.o )
<Verifex> The bullet doesn't seem to phase him, you think his armor probably absorbed it.
<[CB1]Gun> (omg neo is a sponge!)
<Verifex> (I rolled a 1 to dodge that time)
<[CB1]Gun> (sponge neo fuckpants)
<Verifex> Now, Randy what are you doing?
<OddBird> (dude, this is so crappy. We are freakin' fighting Neo, but with absorption.)
<Verifex> (besides being dragged by Dagger along in this net)
<[CB1]Gun> (am flinging a 5m fireball soon!)
<Verifex> (solution: don't fight neo, get better weapons or use different tactics)
<[CB1]Gun> (hey it's a distraction ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (aiming more for the door anyhow)
<OddBird> (I have no weapons, I have this bolt thing that is horribly inaccurate)
<[CB1]Gun> (you knocked out one dude)
<Verifex> (I'll tell you right now, be thankful he isn't shooting the big rifle he has)
<[CB1]Gun> (he will when we run I'm sure ;p)
<Verifex> (RANDY!!!)
<Verifex> (BLARG!)
<OddBird> (randy randy bo bandy fee fi fo fandy randy)
<[CB1]Gun> (gah should I go for him)
<Verifex> (Sure, I'm tired of waiting)
<OddBird> (I vote for Randy to communicate with the big gun.)
<OddBird> (~_^)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (was going for the humvee actually)
<OddBird> (xD get it to come run him over)
<[CB1]Gun> *Randy talk to me hummer
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> 18 I think
<Lamuness> ( I am teh one )
<OddBird> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (only if you free randy)
<Verifex> (The hummer doesn't respond)
<OddBird> (offer it a sexy corvette bribe)
<Lamuness> ( Randy is already free.  The Matrix only makes him think the net is there.  His mind makes it real )
<[CB1]Gun> (what else can he do ;p)
<Lamuness> ( There is no net Randy )
<[CB1]Gun> *Randy grabs Dagger's blade hand and tries to cut net ;p
<Verifex> The guy by the dumpster sweep kicks Bob and hits
<[CB1]Gun> (I hate you too)
<OddBird> (wait....dumpster manslut = neo?)
<Verifex> What kind of armor you weaing?
<[CB1]Gun> medium
<Verifex> happen to know the D
<Verifex> DC of the armor?
<OddBird> (say 100)
<[CB1]Gun> AR 5
<OddBird> >.>
<Verifex> you take 7 damage.. it reduces down to 2 from armor, and whatever BTM you have reduces it further.
<OddBird> So 0?
<[CB1]Gun> -2 BTM
<[CB1]Gun> (next?)
<OddBird> (me?)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess run out and fire into something inside)
<Verifex> no.. BTM cannot reduce damage to 0, minimum 1
<Lamuness> ( ruuuuuuuun for it! )
<Verifex> Yes, your turn Karma.
<OddBird> (ok, you took a damage. Sucks for you. Can I grab a bottle of shaken up soda and run outside and soak the dude with it?)
<OddBird> (probably a 2L, lots of soda in there)
<Verifex> don't ask me, just do it
<[CB1]Gun> (hell you could fire the soda with a bolt)
<[CB1]Gun> (gl hitting him ;p)
* OddBird grabs a shaken up 2L of soda, dashes outside, and soaks Neo with it. He then aims his bolter at the puddle around Neo's feet.
<Verifex> Yes, it should be pretty easy to hit him with soda spray
<OddBird> (:))
<OddBird> (so you said before I could move then shoot...does that still apply?)
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref for spraying him
<OddBird> (ah, okay)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<OddBird> 20
<Verifex> D10 + Streetfighting + Ref - 4 for second action.
<OddBird> (awww, -4)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<OddBird> ....
<[CB1]Gun> (aim for the feet dude)
<OddBird> 11 after the -4 penalty. I'm just aiming at the puddle.
<OddBird> I don't want to aim for him, I want the shock to get him
<OddBird> (he's way too dodgy)
<OddBird> (Even with 11....how can I miss a stationary puddle?)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's happened before)
<Verifex> you spray the guy, but miss the puddle.
<OddBird> x_x
<Verifex> (you hit it, but not in a place that would matter)
<OddBird> (Gun, run up to him and use your discharge)
<OddBird> (he's soaked now)
<[CB1]Gun> (hell now)
<[CB1]Gun> (no*
<OddBird> (why not??)
<OddBird> (ok fine, make GW do it. lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's fucking neo)
<Verifex> LAmu, your turn.
<[CB1]Gun> (cut the net!)
<[CB1]Gun> (-.- OB you roll for him)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<OddBird> (I should never roll for anyone.)
<[CB1]Gun> (uhm he cutting the net?)
<OddBird> (I think Fex disappeared)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's say 20 since his street & jock are the same so won't matter ;)
<OddBird> ok. He got a 20. >.>
<Verifex> sorry
* OddBird turns into Verifex. <Fexy> Dagger cut the net!
<Verifex> (daily show! :))
<OddBird> (whoops, now we're back in action)
<Verifex> Alright, D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[CB1]Gun> 19 ;)
<Lamuness> 20
<Lamuness> ( ssh. )
<OddBird> (shoulda kept my roll)
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to cut a wide gash in the net, enough for Randy to get out, which he promptly does.
<Verifex> Bob, your turn.
<[CB1]Gun> (now throw the net at neo! ;)
Blarg left the room.
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<[CB1]Gun> (ok is neo near the door
<[CB1]Gun> (speaking of which how close is he to us....)
<OddBird> (I dunno, but wherever he is, there's a puddle at his feat. I'm so ready to hit that puddle this time.)
<OddBird> (feet*)
<Verifex> pretty close.
<Verifex> (The net is cut, it won't do much good)
<[CB1]Gun> (where can we run to -.-)
<OddBird> <Brent> You might as well be blind.
<OddBird> (I think this describes my puddle-shooting talents perfectly)
<[CB1]Gun> (map!)
<Verifex> doh sorry gf
<OddBird> you have a sorry gf?
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr)
<Verifex> no!
<Verifex> ok, guys I should probably call it here...
<OddBird> lol
<[CB1]Gun> pay up
<Verifex> unless you wanna wait for me over and over
<Verifex> 15 IP for everyone! YAY
<OddBird> no, I think I'm good.
<OddBird> Yay!
<[CB1]Gun> I'll edit them all in
* OddBird heads to edit his in as well
<Verifex> woo, thanks to everyone for showing up.  this is awesome :)
<OddBird> What is more awesome is my amazing inaccuracy.
<Verifex> indeed..  well you helped more then you think
<OddBird> I would like to dedicate my upcoming Cybergen time to the firing range.
<Verifex> cool ok see you guys later