0023 CB CyberGen Session

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    RPG Room: 3 users
    carnage: 32 users
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Users in room rpg room:
    [CB1]Gun
    OBeer_not_again
    DH
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<Verifex> hey there peoples
<OBeer_not_again> yay :)
<OBeer_not_again> Hakai might be in later
<[CB1]Gun> analyzer & hypo
<Verifex> feel free to talk amongst yourselves..  I'm eating soup here
<OBeer_not_again> ok she said she's walking the dogs and she'll be here in half an hour ;'P
* OBeer_not_again wants some soup.
<[CB1]Gun> btw since I know you guys love this....sledgehammer $30 chainsaw $100
<OBeer_not_again> LOL
<OBeer_not_again> but sledgehammers rule!
<[CB1]Gun> agreed when a tinman can latch to it
<Verifex> peter gabriel would be proud..
<OBeer_not_again> hey Fex, something I was wondering
<OBeer_not_again> can I use my claws to climb otherwise difficult surfaces?
<Verifex> ??
<OBeer_not_again> and also have you been saving chatlogs?
<Verifex> Uhh, you do realize they are just strapped to your arm/hand right?  they aren't.. attached to your hand ..
<[CB1]Gun> maybe lammy can....but we got the tow for a reason
<OBeer_not_again> okay
<OBeer_not_again> Just wondered
<Verifex> hey.. something I was wondering... where the hell is that dog you guys captured?
<[CB1]Gun> at the home still
<[CB1]Gun> fyi that's kinda why I got the cart ;)
<[CB1]Gun> that thing will be useful
<Verifex> hehehe, the unsafe-safehouse in the combat zone you mean?
<[CB1]Gun> yes with the kids
<OBeer_not_again> my mind's in the shitter cuz Iiiiiiiiiiiii'll never quit! never quit!
* OBeer_not_again sings
<Verifex> hehehe OB you could become a professional fake singer with your powers
<[CB1]Gun> told him we need a musical item
* OBeer_not_again is already a singer
<[CB1]Gun> chest bump on Daily Show!
<[CB1]Gun> think I'll give hakai GW's pants
<OBeer_not_again> rofl
<Verifex> is DH just here for the show?
<[CB1]Gun> and the use of fuck
<[CB1]Gun> oh wait! DH, give us your cash!
<[CB1]Gun> plz!
Users in room carnage:
    Greyfeld
    {CB1}Slayer333
    Super_J
    munoz91
    Windwalker
    TheHatchetman
    GnuUzir
    Draugluin
    mfc2003
    (CB1)logan666
    tWIsTEd
    Green_Pants
    Quail
    Darkwalker
    lostling
    NightStrike
    SundariZelia
    theskier
    Relic
    JS
    Michalastar
    three4thsforsaken
    Paddy_Boy
    Rekiem
    Vaynard
    A_Bathing_Thrak
    {cb1}smallpau1
    Nemerizt
    Freda
    BooB_Ear
    Chain
    {CB1}stingiestbard
<Verifex> hmm brb.. suckas in main room need to get beat...
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<Verifex> nem.. hatch, go into rpg room!
<{CB1}Slayer333> only if zombies invated the RPG!
<Verifex> uhh hello, that was like 2 weeks ago!
<{CB1}Slayer333> noooooooooo!
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<Verifex> oh well, someone please beat nem and hatch to come into the other room
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<Verifex> hmmm..  nem and hatch should be here..
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<OBeer_not_again> stupid internet. -,-
<Verifex> has anyone perfected the "punch people through the internet" technology yeT?
<[CB1]Gun> CGen has kinda
<Verifex> damn,,
* OBeer_not_again offers Fex a little glove covered in wires and circuitry
<OBeer_not_again> You get one punch, one target a year
<[CB1]Gun> if DH was on we could run back, get him & GW's char, then back to mall
Nemerizt has joined the room.
<Verifex> Indeed!
<Verifex> hi nem!
<[CB1]Gun> good we can buy coal
<Nemerizt> im here now
<OBeer_not_again> hey Nem!
<OBeer_not_again> I've decided we are the perfect combo
<OBeer_not_again> I shoot someone with a drug ball to make them hallucinate, then you use your deathwalk
<OBeer_not_again> :D
<Nemerizt> ha
<Nemerizt> that would make something interesting
<OBeer_not_again> and then just for the hell of it GW can come charging in with no pants on.
<Verifex> indeed.. hehehe anyways, looks like we should start..
<OBeer_not_again> That's only what it looks like, but I'll agree anyways. :D
<[CB1]Gun> (we should go back in...what else you guys want? think the drug stuff is a must now)
<Verifex> Everyone into parenthesis for OOC..  last we left our masochistic young juves, you were all outside the mall sitting around after spending way too much time screwing around in the mall.
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit)
<OBeer_not_again> (hurrah! I'm masochistic!)
<[CB1]Gun> What the fuck else we need besides drug stuff?
<[CB1]Gun> (duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh)
<OBeer_not_again> I have drug balls, what drug stuff would we need? Just ask me to shoot you.
<[CB1]Gun> Can get one more gas mask.
<OBeer_not_again> I'm tired of the mall, dude, let's go raid that old zobo house
<Verifex> Whatever else you need, just pay for it before leaving the mall area...
<[CB1]Gun> That's what I want a hypo for.
<[CB1]Gun> (heh good)
* [CB1]Gun seats Haruka on his bike with him
<[CB1]Gun> Smokey and the Bandit time!
<OBeer_not_again> (crud, another moment when I need a book. :P then I could just look through mall stuff, shell cash out, have items.)
<Verifex> Haruka goes along with Bob, "Which way we headed?"
<OBeer_not_again> (Fex, I am thinking I will have to pay you CBD to scan pages. -.-)
<[CB1]Gun> To the safe-house.
<Verifex> lol, OB I scanned the pages already..
<Verifex> but if you want..  I'll see if I still have the source images and I'll put them up somewhere...
<[CB1]Gun> (OB, get a USB card and dl at college ;)
<OBeer_not_again> (I want! and Gun, I have a USB stick on my keychain...I oughta see if they'll let me DL at the college.)
<[CB1]Gun> (ooooo you could get color changing skin)
<OBeer_not_again> (color changing skin?)
<OBeer_not_again> (what's the price, that would be perfect for ninja)
<[CB1]Gun> ($150 but that dunno on control issues, temp or mood based)
<Verifex> alright, hang on a sec, I'll put the pages up on my site
<OBeer_not_again> (don't care Gun, sounds awesome either way. I'm putting it on my page. THANKS VERIFEX! :D)
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/
<Verifex> I'm saving them in there, they will appear as I put them in there.. I only have the first one in there..>  (I've gotta resize them so they aren't 4000x6000 pixels)
<[CB1]Gun> (putting mall stuff?)
<[CB1]Gun> (think that's all they need)
<OBeer_not_again> (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT)
Hakai has joined the room.
* Hakai is here!!!
<Hakai> ^_^
<[CB1]Gun> (there's my bitch)
<[CB1]Gun> (hop on froglegs)
<Hakai> (sorry I kept you guys waiting ^_^)
<OBeer_not_again> (OMG this book = fuckin awesome Fex)
<OBeer_not_again> (I had no idea it had PICTURES!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<Hakai> (sooo.  I bet Fexy loved last week so much that we're still RP Shopping, right?!)
<Hakai> (lmao)
<OBeer_not_again> (dammit. Now I'm going to spend every single dime I have)
<[CB1]Gun> (DH, give us your cash!)
<OBeer_not_again> (....YAY!)
<OBeer_not_again> (yes, give me your cash!)
<Verifex> hi hakai...
<[CB1]Gun> (can I spend GW's cash when we get him?)
<Hakai> (hi, sorry I'm late)
<[CB1]Gun> (tho that's pointless as can't direct buy armor can I)
<OBeer_not_again> (hot. DAMN. I'm lovin this Fex, should've begged you to upload these pics awhile ago :D)
<Hakai> (/me is trading Gun in for OB and his sexy accent, lol!)
<Hakai> (^_~)
<OBeer_not_again> (wewt, does that mean I get his bike??)
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck no)
<Hakai> (lol, anything for you, love!  lmao)
<[CB1]Gun> (hey I got an accent too!)
<OBeer_not_again> (mwahahaha, she's stealing your bike for me! <3 Hakai!)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine I'm taking all that shit back....including the dress!)
<OBeer_not_again> (bahahahaha)
<Hakai> (yeah, but you won't waste your minutes on me, Gun, hehe)
<Hakai> (lol, no wai...the dress is mine!  hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm rough like that)
<Hakai> (ooh baby....I may have to keep you yet...)
<Verifex> two more pages
<[CB1]Gun> (duuuuuuh)
<OBeer_not_again> SWEET
<DH> (DH is here for playing..but he got totally distracted by a hot redhead that came over and made me her bitch)
<OBeer_not_again> (awesome, I look through them all then refresh and there's MOAR!)
<[CB1]Gun> (give me your cash!)
* OBeer_not_again rides dirty
<Hakai> (lol...wait...I have red hair.  That must be me!)
<OBeer_not_again> (rofl, nice)
* Hakai laughs evilly
<Verifex> alright.. done http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/ has all the store pages scanned..
<Verifex> (er.. except for the stores from the extra books)
<Hakai> (I sooo need my husband to vome back xD)
<DH> (except you are married Hakai)
<[CB1]Gun> (like that stopped you before)
<Hakai> (hehe...lol!)
<DH> (im not into other mens wives. asshole)
<OBeer_not_again> (wewt, Fex, I'm reading like an addict)
<DH> (hahah)
<[CB1]Gun> (give me your cash DH!)
<DH> (get on your knees and smile like a doughnut)
<Hakai> (!)
<OBeer_not_again> (I wants your money and I rides dirty)
<[CB1]Gun> (*writes that down*)
<OBeer_not_again> (I am ENTITLED)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Hakai> (brb, taking my contacts out)
<DH> (brb taking pants off)
<[CB1]Gun> (for me?)
<DH> (hells ya negro)
<OBeer_not_again> (SWEET I like the ringphone!!!!)
<OBeer_not_again> (RINGPHONE POWERRRRRR)
<[CB1]Gun> (was going to mention that but we got como and DH's phone)
<OBeer_not_again> (yah but I don't have a phone)
<OBeer_not_again> (though I can transmit as a jammer...)
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<[CB1]Gun> (get the pendent one as you use your claws)
<OBeer_not_again> (still phone's easier. HI BLARG!)
<OBeer_not_again> (good point)
<[Blarg]> (hullo hullo, remember veri i mentioned i would be late)
<DH> (its ok Blarg...i stole your GF and made out with your mom...)
<[Blarg]> (nice!)
<Hakai> (I was late too, Blarg)
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/ <-- for you blarg
<OBeer_not_again> (no worries, we've not quite started yet because I just discovered THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME THING EVER)
<Nemerizt> (there we go, finished hw, now i can be here)
<Hakai> (and they haven't started yet from what I understand)
<[CB1]Gun> (hakai is "late"?)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme drinks all blood ya kno)
<DH> (veri, im interested in playing again..however without afkness this time...and regularly but i would like to just sit in and watch this week if you dont mind)
<[Blarg]> ( i thought you would not be here hak
<OBeer_not_again> (WOOT)
<Nemerizt> (i think i want sweeter blood today)
<Verifex> sounds good to me DH
<DH> (will totally start a new char if you want me too as well...)
<Hakai> (hush Gun lol)
<[CB1]Gun> Drive casual, fucknuts.
<Hakai> (Blarg, I brought my buddy back here so I could play ^_^)
* [CB1]Gun slowly goes off with Hakai on back
<Verifex> No, you should keep with your old character, causes too much confusion when you know the story, but your character doesnt ;)
<Hakai> (hehe)
<OBeer_not_again> (hey Fex, I see light tattoos, can you get normal ones?)
<DH> ( i dont know it either so it will be good for non-meta gaming
<[CB1]Gun> (got a light tat and we see how much I use it)
<Verifex> If you can find someone who will ink you, sure... but good luck with that...
<[Blarg]> so you people have kept calling blagh blarg
<[CB1]Gun> (should've in prison)
<[Blarg]> (i bew he even gets greeted more than i do)
<[CB1]Gun> (he does)
<OBeer_not_again> (use? I would just want it so I can have it on my char portrait. I'm going to draw me up an awesome one.)
<DH> (i hate that fucker blarg...hes an imposter)
<Hakai> (I mistook him for you the other day)
<Verifex> Light tattoos replaced most general tats, especially in young people..  only adults typically have "ink" tattoos
<[CB1]Gun> (they are reg tats until used)
<OBeer_not_again> How do you have a black light tattoo?
<[Blarg]> (did you end up e-making out hakai)
<[CB1]Gun> (good thinking)
<Hakai> (e-making out?)
<[CB1]Gun> (cybering)
<[Blarg]> (its like e-sex but not sex)
<Hakai> (who on earth would I do that with?)
<[CB1]Gun> (me)
Destluck has joined the room.
<DH> (my ex wife loved to cyber Hakai...it was depressing cause it wasnt me she did it with)
<[Blarg]> (me, duh)
<[CB1]Gun> (give it up whore I gave you a dress and PDA!)
<Verifex> added one more store from media front book...
<Hakai> (Although I am feeling frisky after not having Gary/Greg around since Saturday !)
<Destluck> (o.o)
<OBeer_not_again> (control yourself! x_x)
<[Blarg]> (if you mistook him for me it just makes sense to cyber with him)
<DH> (Wait...gary/greg?  you got two husbands?)
<OBeer_not_again> (hi there Destluck!)
<[Blarg]> (tramp)
<[CB1]Gun> (welcome to the goat raping dest)
<Hakai> (no, but OB insists on calling him Greg for some reason)
<OBeer_not_again> (I never remember his name right and I like the name Greg better so I call him Greg :))
<[Blarg]> (i thought we had something special)
<Verifex> alright, so you guys are outside the mall, screwing around in the stolen van...
<Hakai> (lol)
<Nemerizt> (ill take special blood)
<Hakai> (poor choice of words, Fexy, lol)
<[Blarg]> (on the plus side i work twelve hours tomorrow)
<Hakai> (ewwww)
* [CB1]Gun rode off with Haruka
* [Blarg] screws around with haruka
<DH> (you losers...get off the girl!)
<[CB1]Gun> (she would so be raped in that van)
<OBeer_not_again> (hot damn battlegloves look awesome)
* Nemerizt works with diamond again
Destluck left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> ($1200 for one and GW didn't want them!)
<OBeer_not_again> (sry I'm slow fex ;'P I'll finish reading and edit wiki for the items I want, we can continue)
<[CB1]Gun> (and lammy wanted $5 bag over $150 tow)
<[CB1]Gun> (besides neme would use the battlegloves)
<Hakai> (someone'll have a tow...I think slam?)
<[CB1]Gun> (we bought one already)
<Verifex> I'm scanning two pages from eco-front book.. just for OB...
<OBeer_not_again> (I <3 you Fex)
<[CB1]Gun> (got the hook since boarders can't get those starting)
<Hakai> (but slam chose one too I thought)
<OBeer_not_again> (you sexy man you)
<[Blarg]> (tramp)
<OBeer_not_again> (maybe)
<Verifex> in another minute or so I'll be done.. after that, I want all store purchases done.. and then you can do whatever you like.. leave mall or whatever...
<Hakai> (he's only a tramp for me)
<[Blarg]> (you are a tramp too trampy)
<[CB1]Gun> (throws a meatball)
<Hakai> (no way, I want to spend another 2 hours at the mall, fexy
<[CB1]Gun> (you dirty slut)
<[Blarg]> (e-mall)
<OBeer_not_again> (OK I'm about to edit my Wikipage to buy what I want....thanks so much Fex)
<Hakai> (there's public bathrooms, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (in the handicap stall sounding like a retard gagged)
<[Blarg]> (with e-loitering and e-shoplifting)
<Hakai> (what a terrible image, Gun...lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm good like that)
<Hakai> (and that's the story about how I killed chat, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Hakai> (awww....Gunny ruined it!  hehe)
<DH> (i was looking at your myspace...sorry...but not in a bad way)
<[Blarg]> (myspace?)
<Hakai> (I dun care if you are or not, lol)
<Verifex> ok done...
<Hakai> (not like I can see you jacking off  xD
* DH turns on his webcam
<Hakai> (Fexy is so patient)
<[Blarg]> (me wanna myspace)
<Hakai> (/me doesn't have a webbie)
<Hakai> (Blarg, it's on my CB profile)
* OBeer_not_again finishes shopping.
<Verifex> ok guys.. girls..
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/
<OBeer_not_again> Alright everyone, I'm ready to go :)
<Verifex> Media Werx is one new store not in the main book..
<DH> (well im what you would call..a whore.  so...i got a cam)
<Verifex> and Down & Dirty Outdoor Gear is another new store (from eco-front)
<[Blarg]> (haha you have SNK on your friends)
<OBeer_not_again> oh damn. I hope I don't regret not looking at that one before I made purchases. ;'D
<Hakai> (sweet...and we can still make purchases?)
<Verifex> until you leave the mall you can...
<[Blarg]> (and (>.> <.< fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap)
* OBeer_not_again leaves the mall. I only have $25 left.
<Verifex> Also, whatever you purchase, just add it on your sheet..
<Hakai> (ooh...flatcam glasses, hehe)
<OBeer_not_again> (SHIT! AWESOME GLOVES)
<Verifex> Anyways, Bob and Haruku are heading back into the safehouse..
<[Blarg]> bawn chika wow wow
Lamuness has joined the room.
* Lamuness attacks all zobos!
<[Blarg]> bawn chika wow wow
* DH licks Lammy
<[Blarg]> bawn chicka wow wow
* Lamuness chews on Zobo jerky
<Lamuness> mmm hickory smoked
<Verifex> Welcome lamu
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, drive the van back to shop)
* Lamuness tackles DH
<[CB1]Gun> (safehouse*)
<Lamuness> ( :P  we already are back at the safehouse! )
<Verifex> Lamu, I just want to make you aware that the mall stuff is available to you for a limited time (until you leave the mall)
<OBeer_not_again> (OMFG THERE IS A SNIPER)
<Verifex> Lamu, go here for all the stores: http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/
<OBeer_not_again> (SNIPER RIFLE!)
<[CB1]Gun> (and sling)
<Verifex> I scanned in all the store images and resiszed them so they weren't huge.. but hopefully still readable..
<OBeer_not_again> (FUCK SLINGS THERE"S A SNIPER RIFLE
<OBeer_not_again> )
* Hakai is reading the store stuff
<[Blarg]> how much OB
<OBeer_not_again> ($1000)
<[CB1]Gun> (camo netting!)
<OBeer_not_again> (animal wrap!! For the dog at the safehouse!)
<Hakai> (OB is having wet dreams over there, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (saw those gloves)
<Hakai> (OB, there's an independent rattlesnake, lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (he's not as good as effit, not camo and perma-angry)
<Hakai> (now yours can have a girlfriend  xD)
<OBeer_not_again> (LOL)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's just sad)
<Hakai> (hehe what the hell else would we do with some of those pets, lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (so what, you activate cybersnake, it goes berserk and kills someone, then you deactivate it?)
<OBeer_not_again> (the guard dog would be great for the safehouse)
<Lamuness> ( these tech items suck!! )
<Lamuness> ( they only last for xx amount of time )
<Hakai> The image “http://www.defhoboz.biz/images/cybergen/store_downanddirty_outdoorgear2.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
<Lamuness> ( wtg future )
<OBeer_not_again> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah won't load for me either)
<OBeer_not_again> (ya, mine won't finish loading either)
<[Blarg]> the defhoboz is broke
<[CB1]Gun> (we broke it!)
<Verifex> brb  bathroom
<Hakai> (OB broke it)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Hakai> (I saw him)
<OBeer_not_again> BOOYA I have officially spent every dime
<Hakai> (LOL)
<OBeer_not_again> I have literally not a dollar to my name
<Hakai> (now watch him not need any of that shit)
<OBeer_not_again> I totally need it. All of it.
<Hakai> liar
<Hakai> you sound like a woman, hehe
<OBeer_not_again> shut up before my skin changes colors!
<OBeer_not_again> you wouldn't like me when I'm green
<Hakai> oooh, scary
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Hakai> lol
<[Blarg]> do you want me to buy that sniper rifle OB
<OBeer_not_again> dude, you would pwn the world.
<Lamuness> ( none of the images are loading )
<Hakai> yes he does, with his -2 dollors
<[CB1]Gun> there's too much you need to buy
<OBeer_not_again> true, there's a lot to buy
<OBeer_not_again> but if we had a sniper....awesome
<Lamuness> ( so... who has lvl 10 resources? )
<OBeer_not_again> I don't!
<[CB1]Gun> (need the $100 backpack, $200 bio gloves)
<Hakai> I have lvl 10 of everything but iron
<[Blarg]> i will boost one (get a discount or steal) once veri comes back and the site is working
<Hakai> and a bakery too
<[CB1]Gun> (have 10 clay)
<Lamuness> ( make a 2nd village.  )
<Hakai> dun have a tavern yet
<Lamuness> ( I want to know what it's like )
<Hakai> also don't know how to make a second village
<OBeer_not_again> (dude, good luck. I hope you can boost a sniper, bet that comes with a killer roll though)
<Lamuness> ( you need a lvl 10 tavern )
<OBeer_not_again> or firewater trek to take someone else's
<Lamuness> ( and you need about 20000 resources?  or some bigger number )
<Lamuness> ( I want to know what village management is like )
<[CB1]Gun> (oh and we need the jammer)
<[CB1]Gun> (jammer is a must)
<OBeer_not_again> (I -am- a jammer)
<[CB1]Gun> (but it gets half mile jamming)
<OBeer_not_again> (I'll do it for a half mile ;'P)
<[CB1]Gun> (would fuck with the zobos I think)
<OBeer_not_again> (wewt, lvl 8 wood and clay)
<Verifex> back
<Lamuness> ( gimme resources OB... )
<Verifex> Ok, so you guys better be done with your shopping
<[Blarg]> veri i do boost on the sniper rifle in the mall
<[CB1]Gun> (oh hell)
<Hakai> lol @ more shopping
<Lamuness> ( OMG!!! The Sports store has a Sword!!!!!!!! )
<Lamuness> ( It also has a Naginata!!! )
<Lamuness> (omg omg omg, I want one!!!!! )
<[CB1]Gun> (axe & tonfas are better)
<Lamuness> ( says you heathen )
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah pointed out the naginata last time)
<[CB1]Gun> (DC is better)
<Verifex> Blarg, for the sake of my sanity, and everyone elses sanity, I'll have you roll 2 boost dice.. if you fail one or both..  you cannot boost anymore in the mall..  if you pass both then you can boost one more thing...
<[Blarg]> but, but, i loooove boosting
<Verifex> (lamu, have you ever read the cybergen book?)
<[Blarg]> its my thing
<Lamuness> ( no )
<Verifex> (I know, but we've been at the mall for two sessions now!!!)
<[Blarg]> lulz
<[CB1]Gun> (like last time)
<Verifex> (Lamu, might wanna try it out, its not a bad read)
<Nemerizt> (ok, im gonna buy a naginata)
<[Blarg]> fine, i rolled 2 twice
<Lamuness> ( we need to save money!! )
* [CB1]Gun and Haruka arrive at safehouse ;p
<OBeer_not_again> (Lammy, I have a naginata from the pizza place)
<Lamuness> ( we have to buy the Coupe! 175k!! )
<Verifex> No, you don't Bob..  I'll get to you in a sec..
<OBeer_not_again> (^_^)
<Verifex> Whats your roll Blarg?
<Verifex> the score that is...
<[CB1]Gun> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> (I know they are 2's, but boost combined with the stat and dice roll is the score I want)
<[Blarg]> my boost is at 8
<Hakai> (oh good.  it sounds like we run into trouble, gun)
<Hakai> (heh  *sarcasm*)
<OBeer_not_again> (then I need to get there with my new weapons!)
<[Blarg]> so with ref or int its 18
<Verifex> so, two 18's?
<[Blarg]> yeap
<Verifex> What were you going for?
<OBeer_not_again> (the sniper)
<[Blarg]> sniper rifle somewhere, OB saw it
<Verifex> In the sports store..
<OBeer_not_again> down and dirty store
<OBeer_not_again> the NorBear
<OBeer_not_again> accuracy +3!
<Lamuness> ( I wanna thief stuff too!! gimme a moment while I look through store stuff )
<[CB1]Gun> (dammit lammy just drive)
<Verifex> Alright, you walk in, and find the sniper rifle is under the plexiglass counter, you try to unlock the case from over the counter without the clerk noticing, but the weight of your body on the counter makes it creak a little bit, and the clerk comes over and screams at you, a couple of big guy clerks from the store escort you out.
<Hakai> (lmao!!!!  poor Fexy, he's never going to let us come back to the mall agian ever, lol)
<Nemerizt> (ive been ready to leave the mall since 2 weeks ago)
<[Blarg]> lmao
<Verifex> Alright, so anyways the van, where are you guys headed?  following Bob?
<[CB1]Gun> (neme should get the gloves and backpack)
<[Blarg]> suuure
<Lamuness> ( not yet.  ;P  I'm the driver )
<OBeer_not_again> Yep, we follow bob
<OBeer_not_again> drive, driver!
* [CB1]Gun yells "Smokey and the Bandit!" in the como
<Verifex> Everyone agree to follow bob? 
<OBeer_not_again> (get your ass in the car.)
<Lamuness> ( looking at store stuff! )
* Nemerizt is in the car
<Verifex> Anyone in any other vehicles besides the van?  (Lamu, I'm looking in your direction)
<[CB1]Gun> (add it later)
<Verifex> (Lamu, you can add stuff from the mall until the end of this session, I'll just assume you have it)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy drive the van!)
<Hakai> (I'm on the bike with Gun)
<Verifex> (But you have to buy it, thats the only stipulation, no theifstuff)
<Hakai> (but you already knew that i'm sure)
<Lamuness> ( what kind of weapons does the pizza store have? )
<Lamuness> ( mainly guns? )
<Verifex> Look at the image...
<[CB1]Gun> (sledgehammer)
<[CB1]Gun> (drive fucker drive!)
<Lamuness> ( ;p downloading images )
<OBeer_not_again> DRIVE!
<OBeer_not_again> if I knew how, I would!
<Lamuness> don't make me come back there! )
<Hakai> (mutiny!!!  take over the wheel and throw him in the back, lol)
<Verifex> Pizza place has mainly weapons yes..
<OBeer_not_again> if you come back here, I'm going up there. and driving. And none of you want that
<Lamuness> ( I think I need Hard Armor (Metal Gear) )
<[CB1]Gun> (no you don't!)
<Lamuness> ( why not? it's AR7 !!! )
<OBeer_not_again> (and 10% to genius guns)
<Verifex> Bob, as you are heading back into the combat zone, you notice a checkpoint up ahead, there's a guy waiting there with a steel gate blocking the way..
<[CB1]Gun> (you can bio armor to AR6)
* [CB1]Gun pulls over into an alley
<Hakai> ok, so I've been here for like an hour and we've done nothing, lol.  Drive lammy
<Hakai> ^_~
<Nemerizt> blow past them
<Nemerizt> make the day interesting
<Lamuness> ( almost done with the images... )
<[Blarg]> blow me
<Lamuness> ( gimme few more moments... )
<Verifex> The guy wasn't exactly friendly looking with his rifle and all, but it didn't look like he was ready to fire indiscriminitely in your direction either...
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg can hack it)
<Verifex> (sorry they are so large lamu, but any less resolution and you wouldn't be able to read it...
<Verifex> Alright, so who is driving the van?
<Hakai> (down with dial-up!!! hehe)
<Lamuness> (I'm driving the van unfortunately ;p )
<Nemerizt> (im in the back)
<Verifex> Alright, when you are ready let me know..
<Verifex> Bob, what are you doing?
<Hakai> (we're stopped in an alley apparently)
* OBeer_not_again hums "the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round..."
<Lamuness> (aw... there aren't any laser weapons in the future?! )
<Verifex> The van is way back there anyways, Bob's bike can pretty much outrun most all cars..
* [CB1]Gun goes down a block
<OBeer_not_again> (there are, Lammy, there's a laser gun for $9000)
<OBeer_not_again> (twas a little pricey)
<Lamuness> ( I don't see it )
<OBeer_not_again> (it's either in the sports store of the down and dirty, near the bottom)
<Lamuness> ( $6000 !!! can I get one!? )
<[CB1]Gun> (*carps lammy
<Lamuness> ( what!? I NEED range )
<Verifex> The cap-laser pistol is 6000, and no they don't have one at this pizza place.
<Lamuness> ( 5 rounds of range, and then enter melee )
<Verifex> Those are military grade weapons, and they rarely carry anything like that.. same with the genious gun.
<Nemerizt> (i sit smiling through ranged and when melee comes....)
<Lamuness> ( how about the microwave gun? does it do damage? )
<Verifex> If you hit exposed skin it would burn the person.. yes.
<Lamuness> ...
<[CB1]Gun> (omj just drive and buy me AR6 armor)
<Nemerizt> (its good for cooking chicken)
<Lamuness> >=[  I hope everyone is frickin buckled up!!!
<[Blarg]> OH MY JESUS
<OBeer_not_again> (seems like it would overheat armor given time)
<[CB1]Gun> (I got the heat gun anyways)
* Lamuness starts the frickin van and floors it
* Lamuness grumbles
* OBeer_not_again flies out of his seat
<Verifex> The microwave gun also fucks with cyberware/robotics much the same way an EMP blast does...
<OBeer_not_again> (nice)
<Lamuness> -_-  $#^87 mall !@^%# mall !^^&%!@ mall mall mall !&^&
* Lamuness drives faster and faster
<Verifex> Alright, Lamu, you trot along at a steady pace through afternoon traffic...
<OBeer_not_again> ahahahaha
<Hakai> lol
<Verifex> The van doesn't have great acceleration..
* Lamuness accelerates at max speed
<Verifex> Alright, Bob, what are you doing?
<Lamuness> oh we're going to have a GREAT ride!
<Hakai> (right into the back of a truck, eh, lammie? lol)
* [CB1]Gun went down a block
* [Blarg] makes engine noises in the back
<Verifex> You drive down another street, and theres a wall along the place where you could turn down the street into the combat zone.. 
* Lamuness swerves the van into the combat zone!!
<[Blarg]> VRROROOMMM ROOOOOOM VRVVVVRRRoomm
<Lamuness> Roar!!!
<[CB1]Gun> (anyone there?)
<Verifex> You know for a fact that many parts of the combat zone have a barrier seperating it, so the lunatics from the combat zone don't come strolling into downtown night city...
* Nemerizt smacks randy
* [CB1]Gun comos, "Fucknuts, come find me."
* Lamuness plows into Bob at 140mph?
<[Blarg]> VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm
<Nemerizt> so are we going into the combat zone?
* Nemerizt kicks randy
<Verifex> Lamu, after about 25 minutes of light after light after slow traffic, you get the barrier with the guard there next to a metal gate.
<[CB1]Gun> (yes to get the dog and shit)
<Lamuness> hello guard~
<Verifex> (You wish the van could go 140mph)
* Lamuness flashes the guard
<Verifex> ....  must I remind you that you are.. driving the car?
<[CB1]Gun> (yes you must)
<Hakai> (you guys are shamefull)
<Lamuness> ( thought we were at the gate? )
<Verifex> You can see the gate up ahead, what are you going to do?
* [CB1]Gun comos "Randy, find a way in on the map"
<Nemerizt> i think bob needs to flash them as well
<Lamuness> I'm going to seduce the guard into letting me through
* OBeer_not_again lies down in the back of the van.
<Hakai> (Lammy, i think Gun and I would have been better at that, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit)
<Lamuness> ( what do you mean? ;p  look at my gorgeous body )
<OBeer_not_again> (dude, I could transmit onto the guy's commo to let us through and impersonate a guard)
* Nemerizt pokes kenny with his naginata
* OBeer_not_again pokes back with his
<[CB1]Gun> (you retards....no sledge?
<Verifex> OB, are you saying that ??
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm a ninja, not a barbarian)
<Lamuness> ( I'm the ninja! )
<Verifex> Remember () is for OOC :)
<Nemerizt> (and im a vampire)
<OBeer_not_again> (no, I'm suggesting it. I don't know if the guard has a commo.)
<Hakai> (I think OB's plan is best so far)
<Hakai> (Gun, did you have one?)
<OBeer_not_again> Hey, if he's got a commo, I could transmit onto it to let us through and impersonate a guard.
<[CB1]Gun> (neme can make a hole technically)
<[CB1]Gun> (tho there will be a hole a ways down very likely)
<Hakai> (wouldn't they notice that and send someone after us anyway?)
<[CB1]Gun> (we're faster than the tards)
<Verifex> Well, you could just leave the city and go around
<Verifex> but that will take you about 2 hours...
<Lamuness> ( no way! )
<OBeer_not_again> (fex, how could I find out if he's got a commo to transmit to? Can I detect things like that?)
<Lamuness> ( let's do the good 'ol Lammie fashioned way and plow right through the guard! )
<Verifex> you cant unless it transmits something
<[CB1]Gun> (oh like that ever worked)
* OBeer_not_again checks the airwaves for sounds of commo interaction between the guards.
<Lamuness> ( we can even strip the guard of his weapons and clothing )
* OBeer_not_again listens intently
<Verifex> You do hear some voices on lots of channels...
* [Blarg] tunes into any of the comms
<[CB1]Gun> (can we go thru a building?)
<Verifex> You flip from channel to channel, lots of trucker talk.. a police scanner
* OBeer_not_again listens to each of the voices, trying to pick out the one that could be the guards ahead
* OBeer_not_again keeps flippin
<[CB1]Gun> (*has a police radio)
<Lamuness> ( how many guards? )
<Nemerizt> stop wasting your time
<Nemerizt> lets just go
* OBeer_not_again keeps listening.
<[CB1]Gun> (just find a blank area and neme makes a hole)
<Verifex> OB D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<OBeer_not_again> 21
<Verifex> Alright after a couple seconds, flipping through different stations, you pick up one that you can hear people talking in some military lingo on..
* OBeer_not_again listens in for a moment to find his cue.
<Verifex> You only guess it's military based on military movies you've seen before...
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg has the mask and wig btw)
<Lamuness> you guys are taking too long.  I'm making a move
<OBeer_not_again>  /me kicks Dag.
<Lamuness> I'm just gonna ask the guard to let us in
<Nemerizt> (delta niner this is charly fife radio check over)
<Verifex> Yes, much like what Nem said...
<OBeer_not_again> ah
<Verifex> You can hear each of the outposts checking in.
<[CB1]Gun> (space em out!)
<OBeer_not_again> (any particular station they are all checking in with?)
<[CB1]Gun> (map them out)
<OBeer_not_again> (like, one major one?)
<[CB1]Gun> (hope for a fight at one)
<Nemerizt> (probably command station)
<Lamuness> ( let's just kill them all )
<Nemerizt> (and yes, lets just kill them all)
<Verifex> well You hear a guy named chuck mentioned in quite a few, and you gather that Chuck seems to be the operator
<[CB1]Gun> (my plan was better)
<Lamuness> ( omg... chuck norris!! )
<Lamuness> ( we can't beat chuck... )
<OBeer_not_again> Beautiful.
<[CB1]Gun> (neo creamed us)
<OBeer_not_again> (what's the codename for the station I'm at? I should be able to figure it out, what with hearing the guard and the radio commo)
<Verifex> (Neo was a hired Solo, if you ever encounter a solo, pray to god he isn't looking for you..)
<OBeer_not_again> (I have awesome hearing so I can hear him talking, and if I hear him say something and I hear it on the commo too I'd know it was him. So what's the station name)
<[CB1]Gun> (but that one was ;p)
<OBeer_not_again> (I must know for my dialogue ;'P)
<Verifex> You guess it must be "D-Wall Alpha"
* OBeer_not_again uses his power to transmit a signal to D-Wall Alpha's commo.
<Verifex> D10 + Schoolin + Int
<OBeer_not_again> (damn, schoolin)
<OBeer_not_again> 18
<Verifex> Alright, based on what you know of the ISA, they typically have encrypted communication channels..
<OBeer_not_again> kk
<Verifex> But, you can tell that in these outposts, they dont' seem to be encrypted...  you can only guess because they aren't nearly as sensitive as other military checkpoints..
<OBeer_not_again> sweet.
<Nemerizt> (that is actually fairly common)
<Verifex> After listening for a while, you can guess that the guy at the checkpost seems to respond to "bogey on your (pick a number)"  you aren't entirely sure what that means..  but you can only guess it makes them leap into action..
<[CB1]Gun> (so map them out and scream for them to run for another gate)
<Verifex> The only other thing you hear them say on the commo is to "allow duck to pass"
* [CB1]Gun finally ride over to the fucknut van
<Verifex> hehehe
<Lamuness> we need to dress up as ducks
* OBeer_not_again transmits his signal to D-Wall Alpha's commo unencrypted. "D-Wall Alpha, this is Chuck, over. There's a pair of vehicles headed to your checkpoint, let the duck pass. I repeat, let the duck pass."
<Lamuness> where's our embroidering yogang?
<OBeer_not_again> (wtf. Duck?)
<[CB1]Gun> (ducks in a row asshole)
<OBeer_not_again> ducks* pass
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing hak & I are dressed well)
<Verifex> You are all near the checkpoint?
<Nemerizt> (im dressed well, in very good taste)
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm under the seat, so I should be good. They shouldn't even see me to realize I'm a jammer.)
<OBeer_not_again> (I'm in a trenchcoat, so I'm best under here)
<[Blarg]> (brb)
[Blarg] left the room.
* Lamuness drives up to the checkpoint
* Lamuness quacks at the guard
<Verifex> A guy with a rifle on his back approaches the drivers side..  "hah, please present license"
<Lamuness> don't you know who I am?
<[CB1]Gun> (so fucked)
<Lamuness> I'm the duck.
<Verifex> (You do have a info card/license lamu)
<Nemerizt> (hehe, i feel violence coming)
<OBeer_not_again> (shit)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Verifex> You all do.. It's like in real life!
* Lamuness sighs and presents the info card/license
<Hakai> (yay for my taser, hehe  I can totally use it now, lol.  >.<)
<Hakai> (j/k)
<Verifex> He takes it and brings it back to the armored booth..
<OBeer_not_again> (whew, I was just about to transmit emergency situation and bogeys on their 69)
<[CB1]Gun> (I am a taser)
<OBeer_not_again> (I have a taser too :) it is dinosaur shaped)
<[CB1]Gun> (this is where blarg could help -.-)
<Hakai> (ahem.  I'm pretty sure it's pikachu shaped)
<OBeer_not_again> (nope, dino)
<OBeer_not_again> (check my wiki page)
<Verifex> You can hear him commoing the base, verify id: (whatever daggers real name is)
* OBeer_not_again jams his sent transmission
<Lamuness> ( isn't Dagger's name... Dagger? )
* OBeer_not_again sends "Roger D-Wall Alpha, ID verified."
<Verifex> (do you have a real name/tag, or is it just dagger?)
<Lamuness> ( thought that was my real name... )
<OBeer_not_again> (come up with a real name fast)
<OBeer_not_again> (DAMN YOU)
<Verifex> most kids don't use their real name..
<Lamuness> ( uh uh uh... the name is OB! )
* OBeer_not_again sends again "Do you read me, D-Wall Alpha, ID verified, over?"
<OBeer_not_again> (his name is Cornelius Smitzelburger!)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe)
<Verifex> "Roger, heh they sending in a bunch of kids for target practice huh?"  you can see the guy chuckling as he heads back to the van.
<Lamuness> ( >P )
<OBeer_not_again> (sweeeeet <3 my power)
* Lamuness gets ready to attack the guard
<Verifex> He heads back to the drivers side and hands you your license.
<OBeer_not_again> (No you fool, we're getting through)
<Verifex> A couple seconds later you see the gate start to open...
<Lamuness> took you long enough
<Lamuness> what were you doing? wacking off to my photo?
* [CB1]Gun pulls up behind the van
<Lamuness> guards these days...
<[CB1]Gun> Hurry up soccer mom!
<Verifex> He lets you pass through Bob, assuming you're with them..  He seems to be laughing a bit as he watches you guys head on through..
* Lamuness drives on through
* [CB1]Gun pulls out in front
<OBeer_not_again> (wooooot)
<Verifex> On the other side of the cement walls and metal gate..
<[CB1]Gun> (all hell!)
<Verifex> you can see that it looks like the guard tower has a significantly larger precense..
<Hakai> (lol they're going to put us to work XD )
<OBeer_not_again> (heck no I'll stun anyone trying to put me to work)
<Verifex> You can see a large "turret" pointed inside the wall on this side, and it looks like it has taken a hit or two from something or another...
<Nemerizt> oh yeah, i forgot to ask, but why are we going out here?
<Verifex> Heading in a few hundred yards, you come upon the broken up streets that frequent the combat zone, as you saw many times from your previous visit.
<OBeer_not_again> Great question, wish we'd asked that one a bit earlier...
<Lamuness> we're bloodthirsty
<Nemerizt> that answer is more than enough for me
<[CB1]Gun> (for dog and kid's sandwiches)
<Lamuness> there can be...only one
<[CB1]Gun> (also to kill zobo lord later)
<Verifex> Driving down the streets, you hear some gun shots, and see a blast down one of the sidestreets as you pass..
<Lamuness> note to self.  remember to steal turret later
<Verifex> For the most part, its pretty quiet though.
* [CB1]Gun heads to safehouse
* Lamuness drives through the scenic route
<Verifex> You all headed to the safehouse I assume?
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Lamuness> ( no! )
<Lamuness> ( we head for BATTLE! !!!! )
<Lamuness> ( rawr!! )
<[CB1]Gun> (DH, GW, & TH there)
<Nemerizt> (i think battle sounds good)
<Lamuness> ( they're casualties of war )
<Hakai> (safehouse vote from me)
<[CB1]Gun> (*cries for someone finally listening)
<Lamuness> ( 2 for war, 2 for wussing out )
<Lamuness> ( OB, make a vote )
<[CB1]Gun> (GW is war)
<Hakai> (we just went through all that bullshit to fight anyway?  that makes no sense...)
<Verifex> Alright, well Lamu and Gun, you both roll D10 + Fearless Leader + EMP
<[CB1]Gun> (btw we're stealing his pants)
<Verifex> If gun wins, you head to safehouse, if lamu wins, you drive around aimlessly waiting to get killed or maybe run some guy over..
<[CB1]Gun> 13
<Lamuness> damn..
<OBeer_not_again> (oh damn.)
<Nemerizt> (it will be running someone over)
<OBeer_not_again> (FAIL LAMUNESS)
<Hakai> (lammy roll a 1!!!)
<OBeer_not_again> (FAIL)
* Lamuness drives to the safehouse
<Hakai> (lol)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's my bitch)
<Verifex> (lol, that settles that)
<Lamuness> ( Veri needs to fix the random number!! )
<[CB1]Gun> (no way)
<Verifex> (I did fix it!)
<Lamuness> ( fix it again... )
<Hakai> (fix what?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no way)
<Verifex> (LOL I'll fix you!)
<Lamuness> ( lol )
<[CB1]Gun> (he doesn't even have a sex)
* Lamuness drives to the safehouse at TOP speed
<Hakai> (which is 50 MPH, right? lol)
<Verifex> Alright, so you end up driving around for a little while until you find your bearings, and get oriented with where the hell that place even is..
<Nemerizt> (we see any zombies?)
<[CB1]Gun> (they're underground)
<[CB1]Gun> (literally)
<Nemerizt> (or random padestrians to hit?)
<Verifex> After heading over there, you do encounter a truck speeding at you, a guy in the truck sprays the front of the van with bullets..  through some miracle, nobody is hit..  The truck swerves around you and disappears down a sidestreet...
<Nemerizt> chase that bastard!
<[CB1]Gun> Ha ha! I love this shit heap.
<Nemerizt> lets tear them up
<[CB1]Gun> We need Slix and his SMG.
<Hakai> (lol)
* Lamuness continues to drive towards the safehouse
<Verifex> The truck looked pretty souped up as it passed by.. theres probably no chance in hell you'll catch it with the piece of junk you're driving...
<Hakai> Soo...uh, just where the hell have you brought me?
<Lamuness> hell
<Nemerizt> heaven
<[CB1]Gun> You answered your own Q.
<Verifex> Anyways, you reach the gas station...
<Hakai> (i guess I should have specified that I asked Bob that on the bike)
<Verifex> It looks, as usual, abandoned.. just like last time!
<[CB1]Gun> (dude is there any gas?)
* Lamuness steals gas
<Lamuness> (what do I roll? )
<[CB1]Gun> (a fatty)
<Verifex> You check the gas station pumps.. empty..
<Lamuness> ( passes a fat one around )
<Verifex> Anyone else going to do anything here, park anything?
* [CB1]Gun stops bike around the side near where the "door" would be
<Lamuness> might as well keep going to the safehouse
* Lamuness revs the engine
<Verifex> You rev it like there is no tomorrow...
<Lamuness> ( lmao )
* Lamuness drives towards the safehouse
* [CB1]Gun comos "Need two out of the van"
<Lamuness> eat my dust Bob!
<Verifex> You drive around back to the alley somewhere near the hidden door.
* [CB1]Gun comos"So it's hippy friendly?"
* Hakai gets off the bike and has a look around
* OBeer_not_again hops out of the van
<[CB1]Gun> Com'on dear, I saved some kids here ya kno.
<Verifex> The alley is pretty deserted, you see the back door to the gas station, which is open, and you can see a deserted gas station from here and the rest of the group staring at the cement wall opposite of the gas station intently.. it looks like they are waiting for something...
<Hakai> Hmm?
* [CB1]Gun heads down alley
* Hakai follows after him
* OBeer_not_again follows as well
<Verifex> "Be right there, you hear someone commo you Bob"
<Nemerizt> why do we always come here
<Verifex> whoops.. "Be right there" you hear someone common you bob..
* [CB1]Gun comos "Who's this?"
<Verifex> A couple seconds later, the door slides open with a thunk..
* [CB1]Gun comos "Nevermind"
<[CB1]Gun> Com'on dear.
<OBeer_not_again> LOL
<Verifex> You don't recognize the voice, it's probably that same kid that opened it last time...
* Nemerizt heads to his corner
* Lamuness follows Nem
* OBeer_not_again hops into the safehouse.
<Nemerizt> like my decorations?
<[CB1]Gun> Ok kids! The area is walled and gated....whoever wishes to pile in the van come forward....and where's my dog?
<Hakai> You have a dog?
<[CB1]Gun> We stole it from a nutter.
<Verifex> Some of the kids are playing with the dog who seems to have warmed up a bit since you last saw him...
<Hakai> What'd you steal him for?
<[CB1]Gun> Cuz we couldn't get his guns.
<Nemerizt> its not stealing
<Nemerizt> they were already dead
<[CB1]Gun> True.
<Verifex> (Nobody was dead except the ones you killed.)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh)
<Lamuness> ( OB was going to train it )
<[CB1]Gun> Allen! We got a ride out.
<Hakai> And the kids?  Where did they come from?
<Lamuness> our personal sweatshop factory
<[CB1]Gun> Some building down the block.
<Verifex> (It's a safehouse, Haruka, you're actually familiar with safehouses, as you've been in and out of a couple of them recently)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag here killed a few!
<Hakai> (ok  ^_^)
<Verifex> (It's a place to escape being captured by the ISA, BuReLoc, or any number of the other major corporations who could benefit from some free labor from a bunch of cyberevolved kids..
<[CB1]Gun> Trev! We got a ride out, get on da bus!
<[CB1]Gun> GW> RAwr grrrr
<[CB1]Gun> Oh Slix!....can I get a loan?
<[CB1]Gun> Come on I'll let you kill big guys in trucks.
<[CB1]Gun> GW> Duuurr otay
<Hakai> (lol)
<DH> (someone please tell me what GW is such and IDIOT)
<[CB1]Gun> Oh and let me have your pants.
<OBeer_not_again> (because Gun is RPing him)
<[CB1]Gun> (he gave me the power)
<DH> (oh lol)
<Nemerizt> hey dimwit, get me a skull please while you are at it
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW takes out pants in front of all the kids
<DH> (Well he is a moron in other formats of this game too lol  *points at the new player goals bitch*)
<[CB1]Gun> .....nice....Go get some pants from a closet.
* Hakai wanders outside to get some fresh air and to get away from the noise
* [CB1]Gun hands pants to Haruka
<Hakai> (o.O)
<[CB1]Gun> (they're AR6, that's good)
<OBeer_not_again> apparently he intends for you to change in front of him.
<Hakai> (oh, lol.  I see...)
<OBeer_not_again> One of the many lucky roles you find yourself playing with Bob, I bet.
<[CB1]Gun> Oooooh good idea.
<OBeer_not_again> ;'D
<OBeer_not_again> (I take no responsibility for the usage of the word "lucky" in that sentence)
<[CB1]Gun> Let me show you where the bathroom is.
<Hakai> Hmmm, alright
<Verifex> Allen, "You guys sure are bloodthirsty, who are you after now?"
<[CB1]Gun> (tally marks in air)
<Lamuness> you
<[CB1]Gun> Some zombie hobo overlord.
* Lamuness gives a really weird smile @ Allen
<Hakai> (we going for much longer?)
<[CB1]Gun> brb Allen, have things to do.
* [CB1]Gun takes Haruka to the bathroom (someone else give the story ;p)
<Hakai> (lol)
<Hakai> Ok, thanks.
* Hakai takes the pants and heads into the bathroom--alone  ^_~
<Verifex> "Heh, count me out, I've lost too many friends to that BS, whatever it is.  Those zombie thoughts get into your head and only thing you can do is what they say..  I'm glad to have gotten away when I could.."
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck.
<[CB1]Gun> Since I've got blue balls I'll talk.....
<[CB1]Gun> We found the guy who controls the zeds.
<Hakai> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> His bull doesn't work on me or like two over of us.
<[CB1]Gun> Since that fucker has to sleep, figured we get high up and poison him or something.
<Lamuness> we eat his organs to gain powers
<[CB1]Gun> I'll be over 9000 once more!
<[CB1]Gun> Here, Allen, check these papers.
<[CB1]Gun> Trev! We'll need you on this one.
<Verifex> "It doesn't work on you, what do you mean?"
<[CB1]Gun> We're kids, kids rule.
* Hakai comes out of the bathroom looking a little pale
<Nemerizt> whoa, if we eat his organs we gain powers?
<[CB1]Gun> Why did you start without me gurl!?!
<Nemerizt> im all for that
<Hakai> Umm...Can I get someone's opinion over here?
<[CB1]Gun> Sure! *rushes over*
<[CB1]Gun> $10 says you got an STD.
* OBeer_not_again listens
* Hakai shows Bob some silvery flakes on her skin just below her thigh
<Hakai> What do you make of that?
* [CB1]Gun startes to sweat
<[CB1]Gun> I love you.
<OBeer_not_again> Oh snap, Bob, you're a daddy!
<[CB1]Gun> Cigars for all!
<OBeer_not_again> woohooooo
<Hakai> (Bah, I'm stalling to look at my skills, lol)
<Verifex> (LMAO)
* Hakai frowns at the group
<[CB1]Gun> Someone get the camera!
<Hakai> I'm serious...it won't come off, see?
<OBeer_not_again> I don't see, I think I should check it out myself.
<OBeer_not_again> 0=)
<[CB1]Gun> Oh, and you need to check against the computer.
* Hakai rubs it and it absorbs back into her leg, reappearing moments later
<[CB1]Gun> Let me rub.
<OBeer_not_again> yeah, definitely check that against the terminal, it knows all
<[CB1]Gun> (more set ups eh)
<Hakai> (I know...I am trying to figure out how, Gun...lol  *more stalling*)
<OBeer_not_again> plus there's Cap'n Shadowman on there too
<[CB1]Gun> Go ask the computer lady while I rub k babe.
<Hakai> (OMG Adobe is S-L-O-W)
* [CB1]Gun reaches hand out
DH left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (might be a new one)
<OBeer_not_again> (damn, reaching for a woman's thigh is slowmo for you, eh?)
<OBeer_not_again> xD
<[CB1]Gun> (likely is, nothing in book I guess)
<[CB1]Gun> (notice she hasn't stopped me)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine you allowed it)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehe, I did notice that)
* [CB1]Gun rubs Haruka's leg
<[CB1]Gun> Cool, it's so ashy
<[CB1]Gun> What country are you from?
<Hakai> (Verifex, I have a question...what would my trying to improve something, like say the van, depend on?)
* OBeer_not_again frowns. Effit's getting territorial, it appears there's a cobra in your pants
* Hakai glares at the boys, for a moment then stands up
<[CB1]Gun> (would be tech + kitbash + d10
<Verifex> yes.. kitbash..
<Hakai> fine, I'll just go see what it is myself.  You guys aren't interested in figuring out what this is, you just want to cop a feel....
<OBeer_not_again> I told you already, go check it out on the computer.
<Hakai> (k, ty)
<[CB1]Gun> Oh like we have a fucking clue as doctors.
<OBeer_not_again> I like to play doctor
<[CB1]Gun> I just did teehee
<OBeer_not_again> don't touch the edges...BZZT! Butterfingers.
<Hakai> (lol  leave me alone, I'm still reading.  I had to do something, or by the time I got back again I'd be nude XD)
<[CB1]Gun> Hope that one girl didn't see that.....
<OBeer_not_again> (so she's still reading. Let's get to work, Gun)
<OBeer_not_again> (when she comes back, she's have her panties in her hair and her bra as a slingshot to fire off stones)
<OBeer_not_again> (pyeeeeow!)
<[CB1]Gun> (didn't by the sling eh ;p)
<Verifex> believe it or not guys.. there are other girls in here besides her...
<Hakai> (lol)
<Lamuness> ( stretches )
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah I banged one)
<Hakai> (thank god I'm not the only one...I feel like I'm in a pack of hungry wolves about to be devoured)
<[CB1]Gun> (you are duh)
<Hakai> (horny little teenagers, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (this is why you weren't in the van)
<OBeer_not_again> (right, 'cuz me and Nem are the ones trying to grab her thigh.)
<OBeer_not_again> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy would extend his dick and shit)
<Hakai> (Ok, I have another question.  Which equip can I use to identify it?  It's not the techscanner, lol)
<Verifex> Identify what?
<Hakai> (the silver flakes)
<[CB1]Gun> (there is a comp or v-term in the room)
<Lamuness> ( hm?  my what? )
<Hakai> (I think my snoopbox may do it but the text is small so I'm trying to make sure)
<Verifex> Oh, nothing you have would do that..  you would need a biotech medical scanner, and those aren't typically sold at the store... thats more of a thing you'd find in a doctors office, not that most, or any of you have been to one of those in many years...
<Hakai> (my snoop box isn't good enough?)
<[CB1]Gun> (snoopbox is a jammer)
<[CB1]Gun> (hence snoop)
<Hakai> (bah, I guess it's not a toxin, so no good)
<Verifex> Snoopbox is for tech scanning, if you think it's tech you can try using it, but it's probably not going to help much..
<Verifex> Techscanner is for tech scanning as well..
<[CB1]Gun> (we got nothing on us to scan you with)
<Hakai> (well I guess for now I'll ignore it and deal with it later)
<[CB1]Gun> (go to the room's v-term)
<OBeer_not_again> (v-term)
<[CB1]Gun> (shit....well we could DL stuff to DH's v-term)
<Hakai> (ok)
<Verifex> Yes, from what the other kids in here have noticed, the safehouse seems equipped with some very advanced scanning systems.
<[CB1]Gun> (including the vagina modifier
* Hakai approaches the V-term to try to analyze the peculiar substance on her leg
<Hakai> (WELL then, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (aka my penis)
<OBeer_not_again> (clearly Hakai's vagina is falling off.)
<Hakai> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (Haruka, you got herpes.)
<OBeer_not_again> (not sure how it falls off, but that's what's happening.)
<Hakai> (hahaha)
<[CB1]Gun> (trey's can fall out and walk around)
<Hakai> (I probably got them from sitting on your bike!)
<[CB1]Gun> (+2 gun)
<Lamuness> ( so I guess we're done? )
<[CB1]Gun> (told you STD)
<[CB1]Gun> (hakai is having flakey orgasms on my bike, watch)
<Verifex> The v-term doesn't really tell you anything, it doesn't appear to have any interface into the safehouse hardware
<Hakai> (it'd better not be.  It'd better be something cool hehe)
<OBeer_not_again> open your legs for the v-term, Haruka.
<OBeer_not_again> >.>
<[CB1]Gun> Squat on it.
<Hakai> Or not
<[CB1]Gun> (we got a glass table?)
<Hakai> xD
<Verifex> After waiting around for a bit, you do get a message though on the v-term..
<[CB1]Gun> Describe the symptoms to the comp.
<Hakai> (I'm getting sleepy *cries* lol)
<Hakai> There -are- no symptoms.  That's the thing.  It's just....there.
<[CB1]Gun> Yes, yes it is.....woof
<OBeer_not_again> (symptoms: silvery flakey legs?)
<OBeer_not_again> (what would you tell a doctor? "there's nothing wrong, no symptoms, it's just there")
<[CB1]Gun> (rent Teeth muahahaha)
<Verifex> You click the message, and it's a com-link code, opening it a vid screen pops up and a lady is standing there.
<Hakai> (lol, clearly you alabamian doctors need every detail noted muahahaha)
<OBeer_not_again> (that's why my name is OB)
<Hakai> (ours here are mind readers.  you need to hurry up and catch up with modern times, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (don't need to watch that movie with reviews and why does blockbuster showcase that shit flick.....)
* Hakai peers at the lady in the vid screen
<Verifex> "Hi there, looks like our scanners picked up symptoms of cyberevolved from you, you feeling okay?"
<[CB1]Gun> She feels niiiiice.
<OBeer_not_again> (squat on her)
<Hakai> I- I feel fine.
<Hakai> But I suppose i did have a headache earlier...and my leg did kinda itch a bit
<OBeer_not_again> (and then we discover, she's sprouted another leg!)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj it's looking at me!>!>!>!)
<Hakai> I figured the headache was from them, *she motions at the boys in the room*  and I assumed I'd brushed up against some weeds while on the bike...
* Lamuness looks at the boys in the room
* OBeer_not_again looks at Bob
<[CB1]Gun> Hey I trim my pubes.
<Hakai> (OMG LMAO)\
<OBeer_not_again> Pfft, the secondary afro's the in thing.
<Hakai> (Humping my leg are you, Gun?  You taking lessons from that doggy?)
<[CB1]Gun> You mean assfro.
<OBeer_not_again> (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7340/obscanis5.jpg)
[P]Mitt has joined the room.
<OBeer_not_again> (booya. I got bored and drew my char while we RP'd tonight.)
<OBeer_not_again> (DAMN! I forgot to add the paintball gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (stick figure tom green?)
<OBeer_not_again> (hehehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno why that popped in)
<Hakai> (OB, I wish I could draw :(  )
<OBeer_not_again> (me too)
<Hakai> (so whatever happened to Nem, Lammy, and DH?)
<OBeer_not_again> (DH disappeared midway)
[P]Mitt left the room.
<Nemerizt> (no action...)
<Lamuness> ( just watching )
<Hakai> (But where are you guys?)
<Lamuness> ( I could draw you something, but I don't have a scanner )
<OBeer_not_again> (Lammy! You should draw a better me.)
<Lamuness> (I'm at Nem's corner )
<OBeer_not_again> (^_^)
<Nemerizt> (yay, i have company)
<Lamuness> ( I could.. )
<[CB1]Gun> (who wants a handgun?)
<OBeer_not_again> (got one :))
<Nemerizt> (you should add to the drawings on the walls, only paint available is blood)
<Verifex> Alright Hakai, I want you to read this link -->
<Hakai> ok
<[CB1]Gun> (tell us!)
<OBeer_not_again> (ya!)
<Nemerizt> (so what is hakai?)
<Verifex> http://rpg.cyberpunks.org/cybergen/gx/evolved/shifters.htm
<[CB1]Gun> (tell us of her vag dandruff)
<OBeer_not_again> (sweet, a whole new type for us, eh)
<Verifex> That is what Haruka is
<Hakai> (Cool)
<Verifex> According to the lady reading off the video screen.
<[CB1]Gun> (told you it was)
<[CB1]Gun> (for I am mentok)
<Verifex> If you have any questions about it Hakai, please ask :)
<OBeer_not_again> (cool, sort of like a facedancer but better ;'D)
<Verifex> (wayyyy better)
<Hakai> (the ultimate shapeshifter, sweet)
<[CB1]Gun> (Gender: Changes from male to female or vice versa. Note that the Shifter must have an accurate idea of what the opposite gender should look like. <-- I'll be the model ;p)
<Verifex> Think of ODO from deep space nine, except without being able to turn into inanimate objects...
<OBeer_not_again> (def. wayy better)
<Lamuness> ( Odo was cool )
<Hakai> (soo....I am changing?  since you can see them?
<Hakai> )
<[CB1]Gun> (and we still have the wig & mask)
<Lamuness> ( you're changing naked )
* OBeer_not_again votes that Haruka memorizes a couple body styles from Playboy for later usage on guards.
<Hakai> (lol lamu)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh and I can sense her better)
<OBeer_not_again> (actually, that's pretty much perfect shifting. Can she change her voice to fit the new body, too?)
<Hakai> Verifex...what do the numbers meaN?
<OBeer_not_again> (then again, if she can't, I can throw my voice)
<Verifex> The numbers are essentially difficulty levels...
<[CB1]Gun> (that's what you have to roll over)
<Hakai> (oh ok)
<Verifex> so the higher the number, the more difficult it is...
<Hakai> (OB, i'D have to be able to, since the only way I can be told apart is by sheer lack of knowledge)
<OBeer_not_again> (fex, did you see my char drawing)
<[CB1]Gun> (what skill is it based off?)
<Verifex> Tech..
<OBeer_not_again> (ahhh, good point Hakai)
<[CB1]Gun> (good :)
<OBeer_not_again> (so Hakai and I can both fake other peoples' voices?)
<[CB1]Gun> (see! we need a mic)
<OBeer_not_again> (though she can't transmit or anything)
<Verifex> You can't quite change your voice with the same skill as OB, you can however change the mouth and lips, so that making one kind of voice over another would be much different...
<OBeer_not_again> (but still, we have 2 who can pretend they're someone else)
<[CB1]Gun> (froglegs is mine!)
<Verifex> so for instance... since your are a woman..  you have the ability to speak within a certain tonal/octive range...  but you can't suddenly go from your voice to barry white.. 
<[CB1]Gun> (yes perfect smokey & bandit name)
<Hakai> (brb dealing with my dogs)
<Verifex> you'll have to work on changing your voice yourself.. but the changing of your face and mouth does help quite a lot...
* [CB1]Gun feeds the dog
<OBeer_not_again> (Fex, how can I upload this as my char pic? and when shall we have our yogang info moved? I know this is offtopic, but still. ;'P)
<OBeer_not_again> (or should I wait until I finish this pic before I upload it)
<Verifex> you should probably wait till you are finished with pic :)
<OBeer_not_again> kk
<Hakai> (Ok, Verifex...that makes sense about the voice thing I think.)
<Verifex> You can change your voice, as much as your mouth and throat affect voice, but not as much as your lungs and esophogus changes your voice ;)
<Hakai> (so basically, when I change into OB for example, I won't have a female voice, but it won't be OB's either?)
<Verifex> yeah, it'll be slightly off without a bit of effort on your part...
<OBeer_not_again> (if you change into me, people will be so interested in your body they'll totally ignore your voice)
<Hakai> (ok  ^_^)
<Hakai> (lol OB)
* Hakai now feels cook and useful
<Verifex> So after the lady on the video tells you about the power (from the text in link)
<Hakai> (cool*)
<Verifex> she tells you to go over to one of the lab stations at the other table
<Verifex> Theres a terminal there with a couple fashion sites bookmarked..
* Hakai follows the instructions, despite feeling a bit weary and overwhelmed
<Verifex> You should practice changing to see how it works...
<Nemerizt> try doing 2 face
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing I gave the pants huh)
<Lamuness> turn into Joker
<Nemerizt> make half your body a white man and half a black woman
<[CB1]Gun> Don't forget the ass.
<Verifex> Also, you can "imprint" up to (your int stat) in patterns...
<Hakai> Yeah, that's what I was thinking Nem...a color change
<Hakai> ("imprint"?)
<[CB1]Gun> (memorize)
<Verifex> Which is to say.. if you had 8 int, which you do, you could memorize everyone in the party's appearance, and be able to change into them whenever you like...
<Nemerizt> (or only parts of them)
<[CB1]Gun> (got an extra suit, who wants it?)
<Hakai> (would that take up all my slots?)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh wait she should have the suit ;)
<Verifex> well, the slots would be for each feature you decide...
<Verifex> like hair, face, arms, legs, torso, hands  that would be 6 patterns...
<Hakai> (I should stop while I'm ahead, lol.  I'm having trouble making sense of this right now  xD  )
<[CB1]Gun> (save them I say)
<Hakai> (ok, so can I try to change into the clothes of a guard?)
<[CB1]Gun> (bingo)
<Hakai> (or is it strictly physical features?)
<Verifex> it's basically physical features, but you could make yourself look like you are wearing a skintight suit of some kind...
<OBeer_not_again> (think blue chick from X-men movie?)
<Hakai> (ok...that works)
<Nemerizt> (but transforms slower)
<Hakai> (I will attempt to impersonate a guard then...what do I need to do?)
<Verifex> Yes, but as you improve your skill, your ability to transform will go slightly faster.
<Hakai> (I think I will keep my own face/voice/hair, since I don't really need to change those...just the clothes right?)
<Hakai> (no wait, I should try to look a bit older too, I think)
<OBeer_not_again> (get the facedancer clothes off of Karma)
<Verifex> LOL no doubt!
<Hakai> (I am so going to look up facedancer clothes tomorrow when I am more alert and able to retain new info, lol)
<Verifex> Alright, so you going to practice the power?
<[CB1]Gun> (you have the facedancer dress btw)
<Hakai> (yeah, but just the aforementioned parts I think....better chances at succeeding I would imagine)
<[CB1]Gun> (and I gave you my suit stole from prison, it's nice)
<Hakai> (I have no clue what facedancer clothes do, and I don't have the motivation to find/read it to be quite honest...)
<[CB1]Gun> (np reg clothes)
<OBeer_not_again> (then practice it already!)
* Hakai tries to impersonate a guard with her newfound powers
<[CB1]Gun> (how many does that van seat?)
<OBeer_not_again> (Hmmmm, I think I am going to commission Caly to colour the artwork when I'm finished with it, since she does such a good job with it)
<[CB1]Gun> (also hak you got a handgun)
<Hakai> (I do?  I thought I had like a code gun and a heat gun)
<Verifex> Hakai, D10 + Shifting + Tech
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf are two kids doing with naginatas ugh)
<[CB1]Gun> (gave you one of my guns again)
<Hakai> Rolled a 9
<[CB1]Gun> (so 18)
<Nemerizt> (guns are for the weak)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme, you shoud've got the axe!)
<Hakai> (where do you see my shifting stats?
<[CB1]Gun> (think about it, head chopping duh)
<[CB1]Gun> (not editted in yet but is 1)
<Verifex> Hakai, refresh your character page...
<Nemerizt> (you're right....)
<Nemerizt> (i could have gotten all the heads i wanted with an axe)
<[CB1]Gun> (also you "ninjas" think naginatas are easy to hide?)
<[CB1]Gun> (you still can)
<Hakai> (oooh.  hehe.  I see it now)
<OBeer_not_again> (Gun - my naginata isn't hidden at all, I wear it on my sleeve!)
<[CB1]Gun> (*should've made everyone a shopping list)
<Nemerizt> (a naginata is a sword-spear....)
<[CB1]Gun> (bad ninja)
<Verifex> Alright Hakai, you manage to make yourself look like an older female guard...
<OBeer_not_again> (a sword-spear?)
<Nemerizt> (yes, as in really big)
<Hakai> (sweet)
<[CB1]Gun> (with a Big blade at the end)
<OBeer_not_again> (bloody hell.)
<OBeer_not_again> (now I have to edit my items again lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (was used by jap cav)
<[CB1]Gun> (very much like a loch)
<OBeer_not_again> (ok better hurry and edit that before session ends)
<[CB1]Gun> (you have the claws that's enough)
* Hakai quickly turns and looks around for a mirror
<OBeer_not_again> (no way! I wanna fun stabby weapon.)
<[CB1]Gun> (that's what rippers can be)
<OBeer_not_again> (rip =/ stab)
<[CB1]Gun> (plus neme could make a spear)
<OBeer_not_again> (wait, is a tanto like a shortsword?)
<OBeer_not_again> (time to go look that up
<[CB1]Gun> (knight sticks ish if I remember right)
* Hakai walks up to Bob and Kenny for inspection of her new look
<OBeer_not_again> (nope, too small)
<Hakai> Are there any flaws that you guys can see?
<Lamuness> ( yawns )
<[CB1]Gun> (could get the smartboard for $200 ;)
<Nemerizt> you aren't impersonating anyone so i dont see why there would be
<OBeer_not_again> Yes, I told you to model after a playboy magazine
<[CB1]Gun> (depending on how many we can get in van)
<Nemerizt> flaws in impersonating guards comes from attitude
<Verifex> She looks like a hardened female guard, she looks atleast 35
<Hakai> Well, I'm mostly making sure there's no discrepancies in my outfit...making sure it's all there, nothing is missing
<Hakai> or that there's now random patches of skin on my back where clothes should be
<Hakai> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (ok 8 ppl, 3 can travel outside of van(dunno how many for board) so how many seats can that junker have open?)
* Lamuness falls asleep in the van )
<Verifex> You can all fit in the van, since you are kids...
<[CB1]Gun> (how many more since Trey is cool ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (like get some kids and the dog)
<[CB1]Gun> (dog goes in the cart)
<OBeer_not_again> (I can wrap up the dog)
<OBeer_not_again> (he'll fit)
<Hakai> (so...what now?  are we pretty much done for tonight?  or at least can I be? hehe....I'mma fall asleep on my keyboard)
<[CB1]Gun> (he'll fit in the cart ;p)
<Verifex> Sounds good..  Alright guys..  looks like we are really late now...
<Nemerizt> (lets do some training)
<Verifex> Slow going here, if you want to train you can do that...
<OBeer_not_again> Wewt. I officially am awesome.
<Verifex> Unless anyone has anything they want to do right before I end it, then I'm calling it here..
<Hakai> (sorry if I'm being pushy and you all want to keep playing :(  _
<Verifex> Nah, it's 12am here.. 
<Hakai> (it's 2 am here)
<[CB1]Gun> (keep track of spending in the mall stuff k just helps ;)
<Hakai> (and I only got 3 hours of sleep yesterday _)
<[CB1]Gun> (hakai needs the points to train)
<Verifex> Alright everyone 15 IP, and 2 extra IP for OB for coming up with an awesome idea for getting through the checkpost without killing anyone :)
<OBeer_not_again> wewt!!
<Lamuness> :O
<[CB1]Gun> (bull shit)
<Hakai> lol nice
<Lamuness> I cry foul !!!!!!
<Hakai> (poor gunny)
<[CB1]Gun> (how was that awesome? I like told about it once)
<Nemerizt> (can we train something now?)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm just surprised lammy didn't ruin it)
<Lamuness> fine.  I'm going to be a pacifist from here on
<Hakai> he tried to, lol
<Lamuness> I should get like extra 100 IP
<Nemerizt> (i was thinking about ruining it)
* OBeer_not_again frowns. I still can't add my last 2 IP until I get a pic uploaded. Time to CM Caly
<Hakai> OB, I can't add those extra points till I sit my ass down and type up my char description, lol
<Hakai> I have most of it thought out, too, which is the sad thing  lol
<Lamuness> OB, maybe I can try to draw you something
<Verifex> Well if you put extra thought into doing something, I'll probably give extra ip for it..  ;)
<Lamuness> I won't be able to scan something, so I'll have to free hand it with a mouse
<OBeer_not_again> is AP armor-piercing?
<[CB1]Gun> by that thinking I should have like 100 IP like lammy asks for
<OBeer_not_again> and Lammy - no worries, I think I'm going to get this one coloured by Caly if she'll do it and then I'd use it as my pic
<OBeer_not_again> that is, if she'll do it. :P
<Hakai> Alright, that's it for me...thanks for the fun, and good night!! :D
<Lamuness> no way!
<OBeer_not_again> g'night Hakai!
<OBeer_not_again> no way?
<Lamuness> c'mon OB, gimme a chance
<Verifex> night hakai
<[CB1]Gun> cya
<Lamuness> bai Hakai
<OBeer_not_again> lol okay Lammy :)
<Hakai> hey, can I have an AFK room?
<OBeer_not_again> I will keep drawing on this too though, I <3 it
<[CB1]Gun> this is an afk room
<OBeer_not_again> is turning out rather well sofar
<Hakai> right, but I'll actually be AFK in it, lol
<Hakai> for hours
<Lamuness> Hakai, you're a supporter
<[CB1]Gun> then carnage ;p
<Lamuness> create your own room
<OBeer_not_again> that's cool, but I'll randomly go in and kickz0r you for fun
<Hakai> I know, but I thought they weren't allowed last time I was around
<OBeer_not_again> they aren't :P
<Hakai> OPs would come in and /kick you
<Verifex> hehehe Gun, it's hard with you, since you usually have good ideas ;)
<Lamuness> OB, I need a visual
<[CB1]Gun> and good rolls
<OBeer_not_again> http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7340/obscanis5.jpg
<[CB1]Gun> blessed with greatness and a target on my back woot
<OBeer_not_again> that's the visual ATM, with smaller sword and a PB gun added
<Hakai> someone /kick me please.  I don't want to have to scroll through main chat tomorrow to C&P the chat logs for tonight ....and I'm too tired to deal with it right now, lol
<Lamuness> er...
<Lamuness> so your character has a bow and arrow...
<Lamuness> and a sword strapped on..
<OBeer_not_again> no longer a sword
<[CB1]Gun> and 2 IP
<OBeer_not_again> just a little tanto
<OBeer_not_again> but it is armor piercing :D
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- RPG Room: OBeer_not_again has kicked Hakai out of the room
<[CB1]Gun> wtf you need a bow for with PBgun :P
<Lamuness> and you have a beard of some kind..
<OBeer_not_again> bow = silent kill
<OBeer_not_again> PBgun = drugs, acid, etc
<[CB1]Gun> you can't kill with it
<OBeer_not_again> DC7, hell yes I can
<[CB1]Gun> hunting rifle DC8
<Lamuness> you seem to be not wearing any shirt, just a trench coat..
<OBeer_not_again> see, it's in the same arena
<OBeer_not_again> Lammy, look at the neck
<OBeer_not_again> there's a collar there
<OBeer_not_again> either way that's my first run at it, I'm editing and working on it
<Lamuness> oh, that's what that was...
<OBeer_not_again> damn lammy's a critic
<OBeer_not_again> lol
<[CB1]Gun> got 3000 ammo to blow yet want the bow ugh
<OBeer_not_again> oh yeah, Lammy, and I have on ripper claws
<[CB1]Gun> and we don't ninja even trying!
<OBeer_not_again> I have 3000 PB ammo that doesn't kill
<OBeer_not_again> I have a bow that does. So both ranged is covered
<[CB1]Gun> and we got shotguns that do
<OBeer_not_again> I do not own a shotgun, Gun
<[CB1]Gun> you didn't want it
<OBeer_not_again> no, I asked for it :P
<Lamuness> your trench coat seems to be sleeveless...
<[CB1]Gun> oooo right as you raped a dead body and attacked me
<OBeer_not_again> sleeveless, Lammy?
<Lamuness> that's what it looks like..
<OBeer_not_again> I didn't attack you homie, Nem did
<[CB1]Gun> btw think that will be like 2 rolls to fire it and once the arrows is fired you're no ninja anymore
<Lamuness> what are you wearing?
<[CB1]Gun> kinda thought you'd do shuriken
<[CB1]Gun> sling is 1d6/2?
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<OBeer_not_again> argh, internet attack
<[CB1]Gun> this is why I thought sling was cool, can fire PBs for damage I think
<[CB1]Gun> plus Very ninja ;)
<[CB1]Gun> save money and buy those beastieboy gloves eh
<OBeer_not_again> yup, $100 more
<[CB1]Gun> take off arrow cost ;p
<OBeer_not_again> ?
<[CB1]Gun> that's 24 arrows
<OBeer_not_again> yah, I added them
<OBeer_not_again> I have 54 total now, I had 30
<[CB1]Gun> actually 24 came free so you added 30 which is $60
<OBeer_not_again> right
<OBeer_not_again> I paid $60 for those
<[CB1]Gun> so spent $210 on something we might never use ;)
<OBeer_not_again> I have to have a good ranged weapon.
<Lamuness> k, think I got an idea how to draw you
<OBeer_not_again> the tanto? not necessary, I just wanted a tanto + armor piercing. The bow? more necessary.
<OBeer_not_again> who lammy
<Lamuness> you
<Lamuness> bow + arrow, trench coat, cobra
<OBeer_not_again> :)
<Lamuness> rippers + tanto, not sure yet
<OBeer_not_again> rippers and bow are difficult to draw together
<OBeer_not_again> unless you just put the bow on the back
<[CB1]Gun> ....you live in two eras hehe
<OBeer_not_again> hehe, I live in who knows how many eras.
<Lamuness> let's just see if I can sketch it...
<Lamuness> I don't draw with a mouse...too bad I don't have a scanner
<OBeer_not_again> Communing with nature, tribal bow, light pistol, ripper claws, bow and arrow, tanto, and a paintball gun.
* OBeer_not_again is packed
<[CB1]Gun> sling ftw the win if neme can made and explosive
<OBeer_not_again> that would rock
<OBeer_not_again> SoD
<[CB1]Gun> so fuck the bow!
<[CB1]Gun> yell at slam to go tribal
<OBeer_not_again> pfft, Slam's not ever going to really play i bet
<OBeer_not_again> I like the bow, quiet shooting, good damage
<[CB1]Gun> in a manic group of melee
<Lamuness> ;p you really need the beard?
<OBeer_not_again> nah, just added that
<Lamuness> k
<[CB1]Gun> you should fire the snake I guess but really you can't hide the bow in the streetlights ;p
<OBeer_not_again> hehe. "wrap yourself around this arrow"
<OBeer_not_again> really, if there had been like a blowgun or something that would've been best
<[CB1]Gun> he'll be so piiisssssed
<OBeer_not_again> all the better for when he reaches his target
<[CB1]Gun> sling can fire him heh
<[CB1]Gun> and not hurt him as much
<OBeer_not_again> prolly true
<[CB1]Gun> "form of ball"
<OBeer_not_again> lol
<[CB1]Gun> omj more reason for a spider
* OBeer_not_again is starting to think Gun should've been a beastieboy ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> got the dog
<OBeer_not_again> hehe, cept it hated you last we checked
<[CB1]Gun> everything hates me duuuuuh
<OBeer_not_again> you need less hate more kibble
* [CB1]Gun holds out a palm of kibble infront of OB
* OBeer_not_again snacks down
<[CB1]Gun> more reason for sling! can hide it after firing in the coat
<[CB1]Gun> go to the mall, hit a guard, walk off
<OBeer_not_again> yah, if I go anyplace public hiding the bow would be best
<[CB1]Gun> and it's legal
<OBeer_not_again> I wonder if the bow's legal. *grins*
<OBeer_not_again> poor tribals.
<[CB1]Gun> nope
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<Lamuness> hm... I kinda liking how this thing is turning out on paper
<Lamuness> having a hard time finding a placement for the cobra
<[CB1]Gun> you should give lammy 500 rounds of each ;p
<OBeer_not_again> cobra can be on the shoulders, the arm, wrapped around the stomach, in a pocket, down a leg, wherever
<[CB1]Gun> you should at least save $60 and get camo netting
<OBeer_not_again> I have the net for the animals :P
<[CB1]Gun> camo netting for you :P
<OBeer_not_again> 2:43 AM for me, I need to wake up in 4 hours for work
<OBeer_not_again> later
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<Hakai> did I miss much?

=> Hakai nope

<Hakai> ok  ^_^  I'm glad

<Hakai> lol!

<Hakai> somehow I doubt this is what you had in mind when you suggested this game...  ^_^

<Hakai> definitely not the style I'm used to, hehe

<Hakai> but it's still amusing

=> Hakai I'm glad ;)

=> Hakai these gus are like herding cats sometimes

<Hakai> you still have fun, right?

=> Hakai of course!

<Hakai> then that's all that matters, I suppose hehe

<system> [mail:] You have been assigned as a mentor to
saucetheropethrower, who is currently in the room 'carnage'.  CB has
taken the liberty of forging a chatmail from you welcoming him.  Thanks
for your help!

=> Hakai You aren't feeling very well, the sound of the buslting room pounds in your head as you have a bad headache.

<Hakai> ok...so...  what do I do with that information?  Do I
integrate it into the story, or are you just warning me of it because
you have plans involving it?

=> Hakai Do with it what you will :)

<Hakai> heh, k

=> Hakai After going into the bathroom, you notice flakes of silvery
stuff on your skin, you wipe it off and strangely, it doesn't come off,
you scratch it and the flakes reabsorb into your skin somehow...

<Hakai> I have dandruff?  oh noes!  hehe

=> Hakai You notice it on your leg below your thigh on the outside of your leg.

<Hakai> what is it?

=> Hakai It's silvery flakes..  not dandruff, you aren't sure exactly what it is...

<Hakai> really, I need to just sit down and read that entire .pdf file you sent me  lol

=> Hakai It's okay if you don't read it now ;)

<Hakai> well, I'm a terrible procrastinator (as if you can't tell already, lol)  I need to do it though

<Hakai> ok.  so I can tell the others about the silvery flakes?

=> Hakai IT's okay, just run with it

=> Hakai If you want.. it's kinda scary...

=> Hakai feel free to slap anyone you want ;)

=> Hakai you still have a slight headache, and your skin itches a bit where the flakes were and are...

<Hakai> I don't think I can stay awake much longer  :(

<Hakai> I haven't had much sleep in days

=> Hakai http://rpg.cyberpunks.org/cybergen/gx/evolved/shifters.htm

<Hakai> cool, thanks!  ^_^

<Hakai> Please...I'd really like to go to sleep soon, hehe.  I'm so sorry :(

<Hakai> Thanks for the cool ability!  :D

<Hakai> <3

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