0016 CB CyberGen Session

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<[CB1]Gun> and gutting live fish to fuck is hard cuz they die
Lamuness has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> oh hell
<[Blarg]> hah.... haha
<[Blarg]> thats a nice thing to say just as veri gets back
<Lamuness> let's do this
<OddBird> fish never lie
<OddBird> or give you back your damn rings
<[CB1]Gun> they flop around
<OddBird> or cheat or steal
<[Blarg]> LETS DOOOO IIIIIITTT
<Lamuness> OB, where have you been?
<[Blarg]> who needs rings
<Verifex> Alrighty
<OddBird> money up front Blarg
<[CB1]Gun> they sometimes give back the hook
<Verifex> hang on let me pull up my docs
<[Blarg]> and what made you so bitter lately OB ;)
<[CB1]Gun> me!
<OddBird> Lammy I've more or less quit CB until my semester gets easier, I came in 'cuz I got fexy's email :)
<[CB1]Gun> plus he's drunk
<Verifex> yay :)
<Nemerizt> hey
<OddBird> Blarg - women make me bitter as often as they make me happy. :P
<Lamuness> :P  that's what you get for all your "I'll do it in the morning"
<Nemerizt> whats all the links for the chars?
<Verifex> defhoboz.biz/wiki/
<Nemerizt> thanks
<OddBird> no, nothing happened over doing it in the morning, they never mind that
<OddBird> its other shit
<[Blarg]> well OB, its better than living miles away from your love, though i know what you mean
<OddBird> I need to find me a love that lives miles away so she doesnt want all my time
<Lamuness> or you could move
<[Blarg]> haha, oh, she will want you all the time ;)
<[CB1]Gun> a cougar
<OddBird> yahhhhhhhhh cougars
<OddBird> oldre women have so much to teach!
<[CB1]Gun> get on the bus!
<[Blarg]> haha
<[CB1]Gun> altho that's a football joke seriously she's that big
<OddBird> wait, who?
<OddBird> Rosie O Donnel!
<[Blarg]> i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
<[CB1]Gun> no one wants to finger that dike :P
<[Blarg]> and i make pretty good spaghetti sauce, mothafucka
<OddBird> if they did theyd be stuck for a fuckin week
<[CB1]Gun> wrong, they get ate!
<OddBird> yahhh, might as well stick your hand into a meat grinder
<[CB1]Gun> star wars sand pit style!
<OddBird> :)
<OddBird> GOD people stop senndinG me FB messages
<[Blarg]> haha, damn thats a scary thought
<[Blarg]> all the teeth and stuff
<OddBird> stupid lag is screwing up my typing
* Lamuness pokes OB
<[Blarg]> no one sends me messages, /wrist
* OddBird moans
<OddBird> $5 upfront for you, Lammy, only $5
<[Blarg]> thats a good deal
<Verifex> Alrighty then...
<Verifex> Is GW around?
<Lamuness> nope! woo~!
<[CB1]Gun> in carnage, sent a PM
<Verifex> damn.. what a sucka..
<OddBird> no he's aoblong bahahhahahhaha
<OddBird> I'll send him a text telling him to get his fat ass in here
<Verifex> what the hell is his name now?
<[CB1]Gun> tonight me feast on hoboflesh!
<[CB1]Gun> vampire
<Lamuness> Vampire
<Nemerizt> breathren!
<[Blarg]> emo
<Verifex> total emo
<[CB1]Gun> so fex is right....whata sucka
<Lamuness> water sucker
<[Blarg]>  SLASH WRISTS
<[CB1]Gun> spam his PM while fex types stuff
<Verifex> Alright, where were we then?
<OddBird> I sent him a text so he better get in here
<[Blarg]> Hehe. Interesting guy. Bit sick in de head ;P. Good friend though. Always there for a talk.)
<OddBird> who?
<[Blarg]> thats what i get from GW
<[CB1]Gun> blarg has checked hobopockets
<Lamuness> oo look at all those "base" items in auctions now
<Lamuness> go disenchant go ;P
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<[Blarg]> (stop being a jerk, but you're cool anyways) better than gun though :P
<Verifex> Alright, everyone, into parenthesis you go!
<OddBird> yahhhhhh go disenchaters!
<Lamuness> ( let me out! )
<OddBird> (whos a jerk?)
<Nemerizt> (rawrs)
<Lamuness> ( I'm stuck in parenthesis )
<[Blarg]> (gun, according to GW)
<[CB1]Gun> (me)
<OddBird> 9gun you BITCH)
<[CB1]Gun> (read that too muahahahah)
<Lamuness> ( at least everyone got a sentence )
<Verifex> Last we left our anti-heros, you were hovering over a hobo in the park.
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno 9gun)
<Lamuness> ( GW only gave me (kinda) )
<OddBird> ((gUN)
<OddBird> GOD CAPSLOCK
<OddBird> ()
<Lamuness> ( GOD CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!! )
<Lamuness> ( GOD MODE ON! )
<[CB1]Gun> (jero does that ((())))) too much to me)
<OddBird> (I hate my keyboard)
<OddBird> (he wants to ream you)
<Nemerizt> (yay, we have become anti-heros)
<[Blarg]> (haha GOD MODE)
<Lamuness> ( bend over OB... )
<Nemerizt> (a celebration is at hand)
<[CB1]Gun> (JON MODE ON)
<OddBird> OK, so you guys take pictures and Im gonna put my snake in the hobo
<Lamuness> ( yes! a celebration!  everyone ream OB )
<OddBird> we'll sell it online as porn
<[CB1]Gun> (ENTER CHICO)
<Verifex> I'm not sure, who is in front of this group now?
<OddBird> me, I'm your fronter
<[CB1]Gun> (me or blarg....or neme is about to bite)
<[Blarg]> get the shotguns
<[CB1]Gun> Neme, strangle him awake.
<[Blarg]> (GW made a post two minutes ago, so yaaay)
<OddBird> (GW YOU BITCHWHOREFUCKER ANSWER MY TXXT OR GET ON)
<Verifex> Alright, Kenny you are heading over towards the guy, you've all just been kinda standing around like idiots
<Lamuness> ( inserts dildo into OB's anal cream hole... )
<[Blarg]> (you  would)
<[CB1]Gun> (twice)
<Lamuness> ( thrice )
<OddBird> (what the FUCK)
<[CB1]Gun> (four times a lady)
<Lamuness> ( ssh OB ssh.  it's okay.  just relax, take it all in... )
<Nemerizt> (what is really going on? like where are we now, all i remember is that we went to a park or something)
<OddBird> (god I'm gonna have to post and tell GW to get his emo ass in here if he doesnt soon)
<[CB1]Gun> (in park, by a statue, sleeping hobo)
<[CB1]Gun> (=> Vampire <OddBird> (GW YOU BITCHWHOREFUCKER ANSWER MY TXXT OR GET ON))
<[Blarg]> (arn't you too busy getting anally raped by lamu to do that OB)
<OddBird> (nah its rape so that means I dont have to do anything)
<OddBird> (if it was concentual I'd have to participate)
<[CB1]Gun> (well put)
<Lamuness> ( crams a second dildo into OB's penile opening... )
<Verifex> Theres a guy dressed like a hobo that seems to be sleeping behind this sculpture of some weird avant-garde bullshit, it looks like like this: http://tinyurl.com/33o5hb
<[Blarg]> (you still might be distraced somewhat having a dildo in your ass)
<Lamuness> ( used a lot of lube for that one...... )
<[Blarg]> (haha i didn't read all of what veri said so i thought the hobo looked like that
<[CB1]Gun> (<TheHatchetman> not tonight   shit)
<Verifex> No, the hobo is apparently sleeping behind this stupid sculpture.
* OddBird sends Effit up the hobo's ass
* Lamuness nudges the hobo awake
<OddBird> take pictures, we'll make loads of man-snake porn
<[CB1]Gun> Neme, strangle him awake.
<[CB1]Gun> Someone steal his 3 coats. :P
* [Blarg] booooosts
* OddBird barfs
<OddBird> x_x
<OddBird> SILVER!
* OddBird collects
<[CB1]Gun> Now take a dump.
<OddBird> open your moiuth first
<Verifex> Dagger nudges the guy a little bit..
<Verifex> You hear the guy grunt a little, but he seems to stay asleep..
<Nemerizt> (what is he sleeping on?)
* Lamuness unequips the hobo
<[CB1]Gun> Well my German friend, how about a touser snake?
<OddBird> dammit effit, are you in my pants agi
<OddBird> again*
<OddBird> GOD MY KEYBOARD'S REBELLING
<OddBird> (                                            )
* Lamuness faints from being overwhelmed
<[Blarg]> (haha)
<Verifex> The hobo moves around a little on the ground, but he doesn't appear to be waking up
<[CB1]Gun> (oh my look at that gaping chat hole)
* OddBird humps the hobo and pukes a little more
<Verifex> KEnny, you get near the hobo to perform ungodly acts on it..
<OddBird> (wait, am I kenny?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<Verifex> yes, aren't you?!?
<OddBird> (hahahaha damn that's right I am)
* Lamuness blacks out and dreams of bratwursts
<OddBird> Gun get the FUCK out of my head
* OddBird falls over
* [CB1]Gun scans hobo again
* OddBird rolls around on the ground.
<[CB1]Gun> Someone knife this crazy.
<Verifex> What scan?
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<[CB1]Gun> doesn't matter now
* [CB1]Gun scans again, images
<Verifex> So, what do you all do?
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<Verifex> hurray!
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Verifex> final score?
<[CB1]Gun> 28
<[CB1]Gun> (prepare for porn! ;)
<Nemerizt> (so what was the hobo sleeping on?)
<[CB1]Gun> (the bare ground)
<Nemerizt> (dam, i wanted to destroy something)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj yeah destroy his tv box bed :P)
<OddBird> wait, whats happening
<[CB1]Gun> Nothing Towelie.
<OddBird> dammit, can I say whore in forums
<OddBird> Bast is cming me
<Verifex> I'm going to have to say no...
<OddBird> shit.
<OddBird> I have a post that needs editing then
<Lamuness> ( dry humps OB's ear with a strap-on.... )
<[CB1]Gun> Dude, he's a vet. We should wake him. :)
<[CB1]Gun> (....what no real dick....)
* OddBird barfs on the hobo
<[Blarg]> i'd rather stab him
<[CB1]Gun> Only one of us has a knife.
<OddBird> (or course no real dick, lammy's a chick)
<[Blarg]> (i thought you could not say that OB, haha, your in trouble
<OddBird> (oh well, whatever, fine me)
* Lamuness finally wakes up
<OddBird> (I blame gw)
* [CB1]Gun pulls out his heavy pistol and kicks the hobo in the side
<[CB1]Gun> Get up soldier!
<OddBird> don't get puke on your boot
* [CB1]Gun scanners hobo
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> 17
<OddBird> 18!
<OddBird> now the hobo's legal
<Verifex> The hobo turns over, you see him start to move, eventually he grogs awake and starts standing up.
<OddBird> crap, a he-hobo
<OddBird> why are there no women hobos
<OddBird> sexists
<[Blarg]> haha
<OddBird> (ok, so ive got my tv on in the other room and there's some japanese dude talking on it in a way too cheerful voice)
<Nemerizt> (if you could actually write down what he says i could tell you what it means lol)
<[Blarg]> (haha)
<OddBird> ohhh, chimi haha woo
<OddBird> !!
<[CB1]Gun> Ello, ello.
<OddBird> mene coco dede
<OddBird> he talks to fuckin fast
<[Blarg]> (((((())))()()()()()()))))())()))))(()()((()))()))())
<OddBird> (right)
<Verifex> What do you do?
<OddBird> I hump the hobo's leg
<OddBird> then I barf in his shoe
<[Blarg]> i slap the hobo silly until he talks to us
<Nemerizt> (what did we want with the hobo in the first place?)
<Verifex> The guy has gotten up, and is standing now, he starts walking away though, and he seems rather oblivious to you
<OddBird> I'm stealing his wallet!
<OddBird> Gimme yer money
<[CB1]Gun> Follow him.
<Verifex> You reach into his pocket, and he has some papers, but no wallet.
<OddBird> what's the papers? I'll just take his ID and go to a bar
<[CB1]Gun> We must head southwest and enter a building.
<OddBird> find me a cougar
<Verifex> No ID, and the papers just seem to be garbage when you look at them.
<[CB1]Gun> We got a snake.
<OddBird> crap. No luck
<OddBird> oh well. Effit, wrap yourself in my beltloops, you shall hold up my pants.
<Lamuness> I'm going to attempt to steal the hobo's clothes
<OddBird> maybe I should get effit to bite him in the ass. Cobra poison ftw
<OddBird> (sry if i get behind i keep having to piss)
<[CB1]Gun> Follow him, this could be good.....now someone follow me to the southwest street.
<OddBird> I'll follow you!
* OddBird follows
<OddBird> I'm following!
<[CB1]Gun> Heh, Dag, you stay with the hobo.
<OddBird> I'm a follower.
<[CB1]Gun> Or dare you follow and armor this time!
<Verifex> Dagger, D10 + ref + streetfighting
<OddBird> when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's armore
* [Blarg] wanders with the hobo too
<Nemerizt> wait what?
<Nemerizt> action?
* Nemerizt goes along too
<[CB1]Gun> If the hobo dies, we all go. :P
* [CB1]Gun heads southwest
<OddBird> OH MY GOD THERES A BUG IN MY HEAD AND ITS ETAING MY BRAIN
* [Blarg] points and laughs
<OddBird> IM GONNA EAT YOUR FINGER
<[CB1]Gun> Get the snake to eat it!
<Nemerizt> why should that matter. dead people have lots of bugs in their brains
<Nemerizt> seems you're no different
* OddBird bites Nem
<Nemerizt> harder
* OddBird bites harder
<Nemerizt> yes
<Nemerizt> thats good
<OddBird> i swear if you jizz on me
* OddBird runs away
* OddBird falls on the ground and writhes
<[Blarg]> ooooh, i wish i had any idea what was going on
<Nemerizt> i dont think that was from my blood...
<Lamuness> ( explosively jizzes all over OB )
<Nemerizt> maybe enlightenment shall be coming for him soon
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, roll, you're fighting the hobo)
<OddBird> wtf
<OddBird> Bast is relieved?
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 100-sided die: 70
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Verifex> OB D10 against Int
<OddBird> (what's the roll thing)
<OddBird> (the website)
<Lamuness> ( use rpgbot ;p )
<Verifex> RPG bot is in here
<OddBird> oh damn
<[Blarg]> (use the bot newb)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<OddBird> BITCH
<Verifex> You WANTED low numbers dumbass..
<OddBird> umm 10
<OddBird> oh shit
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<OddBird> YAY
<[Blarg]> haha, OB is drunk
<Lamuness> ( backhands OB.  where's mah monay ho? )
<[Blarg]> (we canadians want mo' money)
<Verifex> Roll against INT means roll under it to pass.
<OddBird> right, yeah, I know
<OddBird> faked you out sucker
<OddBird> god you fell for it hard like thenipples on a blind lesbian in a fish market
<[CB1]Gun> (does she have to be blind?)
<OddBird> WHere's the clarkson sign?
<[Blarg]> can't... stop.... laughing
* OddBird runs for the nearest sign
<Verifex> Looking around, you see it right up ahead about 200 feet.
* OddBird tackles it
<[CB1]Gun> Lead the way silversloger.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh fex you get that book?)
<Verifex> (yes)
<OddBird> I dont care what you tell me I am not jacking off to a sign Fex
<OddBird> you sick fucker
<Verifex> LOL
<[CB1]Gun> (think OB is too drunk to pick his stuff)
Brent has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Brent
<Lamuness> ( hi SNK! )
<OddBird> MAH BITCH!
<OddBird> hai
<[CB1]Gun> (here's your sign :P)
<Nemerizt> (lol)
<Verifex> hey brent
<Verifex> What are you all doing?
* OddBird runs down the street
<[CB1]Gun> (brent can be the hobo)
<OddBird> diving into a building through the window!
<Brent> Hello, Verifex.
* OddBird dives
Brent left the room.
* Nemerizt looks for fighting
<Verifex> Kenny seems to be preoccupied with wandering down the street.
<OddBird> OMG
<[CB1]Gun> Look for a door.
<OddBird> Brent you bastard you didnt even say hi
* OddBird runs down the street and dives through a window already
<Verifex> The window appears to be broken, and jumping through it scrapes yourself up pretty bad.
<[CB1]Gun> (you don't have any jock ;p)
* Lamuness is in a party of two with Bob.
* Lamuness is Bob's "bodyguard"
<[CB1]Gun> (fagget)
<[CB1]Gun> (you kinda have to be tho, blarg is holding your bag)
<Verifex> The hobo is following behind Kenny
<[CB1]Gun> Go hobo, Go hobo, Go!
OddBird left the room.
OddBird has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to OddBird
<[CB1]Gun> (oops ;p)
<Verifex> What are you all doing?
<Nemerizt> (why is the hobo following kenny?)
<OddBird> shitty internet
<Nemerizt> (im getting lost, trying to do too many things at once)
<[CB1]Gun> (they are going in the same direction)
<Nemerizt> (i guess im following you guys)
<Verifex> Bob, Nem, Dagger what are you doing?
<[CB1]Gun> (following hobo)
<Verifex> Randy also
<OddBird> (nem wat is nenemo panatato?)
* Lamuness is being Bob's "bodyguard"
<OddBird> (I heard that very distinctly)
<[CB1]Gun> (all but OB is following me/hobo)
* Nemerizt tagging along looking for action
* OddBird runs down the hall and finds a person in there and promptly attacks them
<OddBird> GRAWR YOU FUCKER
<OddBird> SUCK MY DICK
<[CB1]Gun> (thought GW wasn't playing :P)
<OddBird> (answer my question nem you said youd be my translatr!)
<[CB1]Gun> (shotgun my white jumbo of life)
<Nemerizt> (im having trouble because it doesnt seem like you broke the words in the right spots at all)
<Nemerizt> (also, was there anything before or after that?)
<OddBird> (the shit he said before that is so fast and mixed together)
<OddBird> I paused my dvr on it tho one sec
<Nemerizt> (lol, no wonder. thats the end of the sentence, without the part right before that, that means nothing)
* OddBird attacks the homeless bitch
<OddBird> (ohhhhhh)
* OddBird slaps him. You aren't homeless you fuckin' LIER
<OddBird> I OUGHT TO CUT YOU WITH A RUSTY SISSOR
<Nemerizt> you are shaping up quite nicely
<[CB1]Gun> (we spent 32 days in the back of a fucking truck and that went faster than this session ;)
<Verifex> Bob which way are you going ? hobo bound?
<Verifex> or towards building?
<[CB1]Gun> Follow Los Hobo!
* OddBird tackles a dude
* OddBird tells Effit to bite his ass
<[CB1]Gun> Kenny! Hump a sign before God kills you! Bastard!
<Verifex> Effit resists your command
<OddBird> dammit wheres your loyalty!
<OddBird> fine, find a girl and bite her tits
* OddBird hits the dude
<Verifex> You join in the violence against the random person.
<OddBird> hell yeah I do, I'm tacklin' and punchin!
<Verifex> Bob, after getting to the building that Kenny oh so quickly jumped into the window of, you don't see any obvious way into the building..
<Verifex> The window looks like a bad way to go, because of all the broken glass, you figure that Kenny got cut up pretty bad jumping through it.
* Nemerizt lays hands on the walls and disasembles the wall
<[CB1]Gun> Show us the way stinky.
<Nemerizt> ill handly this
<Nemerizt> handle*
<OddBird> (wtf, you can disassemble walls?)
<OddBird> (come disassemble this dude I'm hitting)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's the new alchy)
<Verifex> You see a window, a boarded up set of other windows, and a barracaded door.
<Nemerizt> (by that i mean that i want to turn it to dust)
<OddBird> (cool. I think Fex is telling me my secret power is getting a boner in combat.)
<OddBird> (I totally got shafted on the powers)
[Blarg] left the room.
<Verifex> (;P)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, power up that armor. Neme, tear down that door!
<OddBird> (unless I get liek a spear for a dick, in which case that would be semi-cool except during sex)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<OddBird> (blarg left T-T)
<Verifex> hopefully he will come back
<Nemerizt> thats 14 will all my super skills
<OddBird> I should've gotten his cell # so I could send him bunches of messages to come back
<Verifex> Nem, what are you going to do?  disassembling an entire wall would take a while, as it's made of a composite material.. it would be faster to either break the door, or disassemble the things blocking the door.
<Nemerizt> (the things blocking the door)
<[CB1]Gun> (told him to hit the door)
<Nemerizt> (and i can disasemble a lot, 80kg a turn)
* Lamuness is all powered up and ready to rumble
<Verifex> Alright, you get to work disassembling the boards attached  to the door.
<[CB1]Gun> HE IS IRON MAN!
<Nemerizt> (can i do all the stuff at once? those boards dont likely weigh 200lb each)
<[CB1]Gun> (less than 40lbs if anything)
<Verifex> You can't work on lots of things at once, no.
<Nemerizt> (then the wall is faster)
[Blarg] has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to [Blarg]
<Verifex> No, its much slower.
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, axe a board.
<Verifex> WB Blarg
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg, scan for no reason! ;)
<[Blarg]> OK!
<[Blarg]> i'll scan
<Verifex> It takes you about 4 minutes to pull turn all the boards to dust
<RPGBot> [Blarg] rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[Blarg]> 16
<Nemerizt> so time consuming
* OddBird kicks the nearest person in the balls.
<Nemerizt> (thats the hobo)
<[CB1]Gun> (you are the nearest person)
<Verifex> There was a lot of boards...
<Nemerizt> (or yourself)
<OddBird> were! Grammar police you are under arrest
<Verifex> Kenny, you are laying the smack down to this random guy, he doesn't even appear to be fighting back anymore, but you keep kneeing him.
<OddBird> hell yeah
* OddBird crushes his assbone with his knee
<[Blarg]> don't kill him
* [CB1]Gun opens the door
<Verifex> Alright, Randy you scan the area, and you pick up a number of virtuality terminals nearby, but nothing else really noticable from here.
* Lamuness charges in
<Lamuness> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
<Verifex> Bob pushes the door open, and dagger runs in
* Nemerizt follows right behind
<[CB1]Gun> Vampire! Follow Iron Man!
* OddBird is shoving the guy's face into some dirty hobo's ass
* [CB1]Gun flashes flashlight around
<Verifex> You can see from this room a bunch of trash all over the place, and a bunch of rustling and bustling coming from the other room, sounds like violence.
three4thsforsaken has joined the room.
* OddBird yells for everyone to come get a piece of the action
<Verifex> It looks like the last building, but with less light.
* [CB1]Gun follows the noise
* [CB1]Gun scans for bodies in area
<OddBird> (damn, bast hasnt cmed me back since i asked if she was constipated)
<[CB1]Gun> (when isn't she)
<Verifex> You walk around the corner, and you can see a bunch of homeless looking guys and Kenny all attacking some people on one side of the room, they appear to be winning as you can't see whoever it was they were fighting anymore.
<Lamuness> ( are we almost done? )
<Verifex> (in a min! hang on man!)
<Lamuness> ( okay dood! )
<[CB1]Gun> WTF were you humping!?
<[CB1]Gun> (and don't say goat)
<OddBird> (wtf you mean almost done? i just started beating the hell out of people this is how it STARTS)
* Nemerizt runs to join in!
<OddBird> (unless this entire session was about running away from a hobo)
<Lamuness> ( reams OB )
<OddBird> (shoves the snake up lammy's ass and guides it up out of his nose)
<OddBird> (her* dammit I keep calling you a dude)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey Hobos!.....what's happenin'?
* OddBird stops looking at individuals and just starts kicking everyone near him
<OddBird> BITCHES!
* Lamuness attacks every single person entering the building in a bloody fury
<Verifex> Everyone who hears voices, D10 against Int
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<OddBird> SHIT
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Lamuness> 7 > 5
<Lamuness> crap.....
<[CB1]Gun> (woot!)
<OddBird> 9 > 7
<[CB1]Gun> (what a time to get a 9 eh OB ;)
<OddBird> (yah like it'll ever happen again)
<OddBird> (unless i want a low number0
<Nemerizt> (do i need to roll?)
<OddBird> )
<Lamuness> ( squirts Gun with something.... )
<[CB1]Gun> (better be silver....)
<RPGBot> [Blarg] rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[Blarg]> bigger than 8
<OddBird> hahaha we all suck
* Lamuness is suddenly compelled towards Randy
<Nemerizt> (what is going on?)
<[CB1]Gun> (everyone is about to go nuts)
<Nemerizt> (should i go nuts too?)
* [CB1]Gun scans area
<Nemerizt> (it wouldnt be that much different)
* OddBird kicks Randy in the nuts.
* [CB1]Gun cuts off light and puts on goggles
* Lamuness dental flosses Randy's arse
<[CB1]Gun> What the hell were you hobos fighting for?
* [Blarg] crumples to the floor
<Lamuness> it hurts!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<OddBird> ahahahaahahahhaahahae\
* Lamuness attacks and beats the living crap out of everyone
* Nemerizt sits back and enjoys the show "hahaha"
* OddBird runs out of the room
ActionAction has joined the room.
<OddBird> AAAAAAA!
* [CB1]Gun scanners the hobo we followed
<ActionAction> (:3)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
* OddBird passes out
<OddBird> (:D)
<[CB1]Gun> 19
<OddBird> (yay my goose friend is here)
<Nemerizt> is he dead?
three4thsforsaken left the room.
<OddBird> if he is i call first dibs on the body
<OddBird> while its still warm at least
<Verifex> Dagger, who are you attacking?
<Lamuness> (everyone)
<Verifex> You have to pick one person at a time.
<Lamuness> ( the GM ;) )
<ActionAction> (Oh dear, is this what Lammy usually does? :P)
<Lamuness> ( I can has attack Karma now? )
* OddBird flops on the floor and spits silver in the air
* [CB1]Gun grabs the followed hobo arm and static shocks for DC 3
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> 17
* Nemerizt bites someone
<Verifex> You hit, easily.
<Verifex> D10 damage.
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<Verifex> The hobo guy shakes a little, and turns towards you.
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Lamuness> 15 + ?
<Verifex> (Lamu, tell me who you are attacking!)
<[CB1]Gun> (the GM hehe)
<Lamuness> ( lol.  I said Karma! aka OB  ;p )
<OddBird> general manager!
<[CB1]Gun> Are you doing this!?
<Verifex> (Karma is gone, Kenny is only one here)
<[CB1]Gun> (we raped karma)
<Lamuness> ( fine, I annihilate Kenny )
<Verifex> (OB dumped Karma char, now OB is Kenny)
* OddBird is passed out.
<OddBird> still
<Verifex> D10 + Ref + Streetfighting
<Lamuness> 30
<OddBird> ok, if this hit lands, i am waking up and kicking your ass
<OddBird> damn
<Lamuness> ( woooot!!!!!!!!  kenny is dead )
<Verifex> what are you attacking with BTW?
<ActionAction> (You killed Kenny? :()
<[CB1]Gun> (you bastard!)
<Lamuness> ( I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard! )
<Nemerizt> (im gonna use your blood well)
<Lamuness> ( my fists )
<ActionAction> (Also, hai Fexy :P Sorry for interrupting~)
<Verifex> (no problem, hi)
<OddBird> (not an interruption, stay friendly friend :))
<Verifex> D10 for damage lamu.
<ActionAction> (Toodles everyone~)
<OddBird> byeeeeeeeeeeee
<OddBird> <3<3
<Verifex> (seeya action)
<Lamuness> (I did, I rolled a 10 and then a 5 )
<Lamuness> = 30
<Verifex> no, damage is just a D10
<OddBird> ha sucker
<Lamuness> 25
<OddBird> ........
<Verifex> Damage is JUSt a single D10 + extra d10's if you ge another 10
<OddBird> and I know you didn't get 10 + 10 + 5
<Verifex> don't add your bod or ref, or anything to it.
ActionAction left the room.
<Lamuness> d10 = 10 2nd d10 =5 + ref + streetfighting = 15
<Lamuness> total = 30
<OddBird> so 15?
<Verifex> wait a minute
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup and roll 10)
<Verifex> where are you rolling these dice??!
<Nemerizt> (yeah 15)
<Nemerizt> (and that is also true)
<OddBird> YOU CANT USE YOUR DICE AT HOME YOU BITCH
<Lamuness> ( up above mixed in with all the comments )
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup and roll!)
<Verifex> use the rpg bot man
<OddBird> that was for your attack, then he said roll damage
<Lamuness> <RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<[CB1]Gun> (oh hell)
<Lamuness> <RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<OddBird> look fucker!
<OddBird> <Verifex> D10 + Ref + Streetfighting
<OddBird> <Lamuness> 30
<RPGBot> Verifex rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<[CB1]Gun> (wewt)
<OddBird> <Verifex> D10 for damage lamu.
<OddBird> there we go
<Verifex> Okay, you punch kenny in the stomach hard.
<Verifex> 2 damage kenny (check armor to see if it reduces it)
<OddBird> you didnt ever give me armor/weapons, remember
<[CB1]Gun> (he has none atm)
<OddBird> you said you'd give them to me next week (which was 2 weeks ago, so last week :P)
<Verifex> You've got an AR 5 coat.
<OddBird> oh. Well in that case my armor reduces it.
<Verifex> (shit, you're right,
<Verifex> I didn't get the extra crap for that book, I only got your powers)
<[CB1]Gun> (he's too drunk to pick!)
<OddBird> I want some good shit.
<Verifex> (oh well, I'll get the book tomorrow when I go to play cybergen in real life! )
<OddBird> melle shit so i can attack simultaneously with my snake.
<OddBird> (add parentheses)
<OddBird> (just treat it like I have a battleaxe and the tesla armor from Fallout. He does me no damage, he breaks his fist, and then I chop his fuckin head off.)
<OddBird> OB winx!
<OddBird> (*wins)
<Verifex> you've got an ar 5 coat, as you are a beastie
<OddBird> RAWR
<OddBird> (that reduce damage by 5?)
<Verifex> I said that like 10 lines ago.
<Verifex> Yes.
<OddBird> then he does me no damage!
<Verifex> Yes
<OddBird> My turn to attack him!
<Verifex> But it doesn't feel very nice.
<Verifex> As it was equivilant to a cyberpunch, with the metal arms and all that.
<OddBird> (ok so I get this bonus to my attack if I do it simultaneously with my beast)
<Verifex> Yes.
<OddBird> (oh yeah, metal arms n shit)
<OddBird> (can my snake bite while I punch?)
* [CB1]Gun kicks hobo hard
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Verifex> You can't "make" the snake do it, but you can try.
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<Verifex> All the homeless guys have turned around, and are now focused on Bob for some reason.
<OddBird> Screw it. Effit, trip him up while I leave the building. Go camo afterwards so you don't get attacked, and come with me.
<Verifex> You kick the homeless guy.
<Verifex> Bob D10 damage.
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
* Nemerizt bites a homeless guy
<Verifex> Randy?
<OddBird> (why do you get all these good rolls)
* [Blarg] dances
<OddBird> (that's like your 5 millinnth 9 in a row)
<[CB1]Gun> Kill the evil psychic hobo!
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg, shoot him ;)
<Verifex> The hobo is rocked hard by your kick.
* [Blarg] shoots a guy
<Nemerizt> (should i roll?)
<Verifex> yes.
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<Nemerizt> 19
<Verifex> You bite one of the guys, and as you look up into his eyes, he looks pretty.. gone
<OddBird> (what do I need to roll in a minute to get my snake to trip Lammy while I run for it?)
<Nemerizt> (so i dont need to roll damage?)
<[CB1]Gun> Kill the hobo we followed!
<Lamuness> ( :P )
<Nemerizt> (or he is just psyco?)
<Verifex> Nem D10 for damage.
<Nemerizt> (that mean i need to roll like the others did?)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<[CB1]Gun> (the teeth are DC 3)
<Verifex> Nem also roll D10 against int
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Nemerizt> (heh)
<Nemerizt> (nothing changes)
<Verifex> You fail
* Nemerizt falls into a bloodlust and rampages
<[CB1]Gun> (big time)
<Nemerizt> must...have....blood!!!!
* Nemerizt charges Bob
<Verifex> 2 of the homeless guys charge Bob, while the others follow suit
<[CB1]Gun> (too late you already attacked)
<[CB1]Gun> (someone protect me!)
<Verifex> D10 + Ref + Streetfighting
<[CB1]Gun> (me?)
<Nemerizt> (sorry dude, i want to kill you now)
<Nemerizt> (am i rolling that?)
<Verifex> yes
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Nemerizt> 20
<[CB1]Gun> (but he already attacked =\ )
<Verifex> Bob, D10 + Ref + Streetfighting.
<[CB1]Gun> using me +3
<Verifex> alrighty..
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[CB1]Gun> 20
<Nemerizt> (lol)
<Verifex> Alright, that was a tie, so nobody wins that time.
<Verifex> Alrighty.. since we've gotten way far into this combat, without initiative...
<[CB1]Gun> (can I shot the hobo now?)
<Verifex> I'm going to have you all roll initative now.
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<Verifex> D10 + Ref
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<Nemerizt> 10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<Lamuness> 9
<Verifex> EVERYONE ROLLS !
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> 21
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm deity of the dirty hobos!)
[Blarg] left the room.
<Verifex> okay, well when blarg gets back he can roll too
<Verifex> Gun, your turn.
* [CB1]Gun pulls out a shotgun and fires into the evil psychic hobo
<[CB1]Gun> +1 luck ;)
<Verifex> roll it.
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<[CB1]Gun> 19
<Verifex> You hit in the chest, D10 for damage.
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Verifex> You knock the homeless guy over, hes feeling the pain, you think
<Verifex> Now 3 of the homless guys run up and punch you
<Verifex> two of them hit you, one for 3 damage, and the other for 1.
<Verifex> You have armor, right?
<[CB1]Gun> AR5 BTM-2
<Verifex> Then no damage for you!
<Verifex> Nem, your turn.
<OddBird> (man, this is SLOW.)
<[CB1]Gun> Kill the hobo or now trip to the blood bank!
<[CB1]Gun> no*
<Nemerizt> (i still am attacking Bob right?)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<[CB1]Gun> (your choice :p)
<[CB1]Gun> (fail)
<OddBird> (Nem sucks at life and we move on to the next combat operation? :D)
<Verifex> yes.
<Verifex> Lamu your turn.
<Verifex> (hey ob, you didn't roll for initative)
<[CB1]Gun> (he rolled a 4)
<OddBird> (actually, I did)
<OddBird> (:P)
<Verifex> oh.. ok
<Verifex> I didn't see it sorry..
<Verifex> Lamu GO!
<OddBird> (no excuses. You owe me an icecream.)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Verifex> What are you doing?
* OddBird is about tired. x_x
* Lamuness is watching everyone get beat up
<[CB1]Gun> (what no more killing...)
<Verifex> (LOL)
<[CB1]Gun> (jealous of my rolls they are -.-)
<Verifex> Alright guys, I'm tired too..  we need to start this on time next time :)
<[CB1]Gun> (nnnooooooo hobo must die!)
<Verifex> Alright, one more round!
<Verifex> Go Bob!
* [CB1]Gun fires shotgun into evil psychic hobo once more +1 luck
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> 22
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<Verifex> You hit him in the face, and he falls down.
<[CB1]Gun> (isn't it like a DC8?)
<Verifex> no, DC6
<[CB1]Gun> (oh well....Head Shot!)
<Verifex> But I think it hurt him quite hard.
<[CB1]Gun> (if he's alive, he ain't happy :P)
<Nemerizt> (so does that mean we are free of the rampage?)
<[CB1]Gun> (only voice you should hear would be "My Fucking FACE!")
<Verifex> The other 3 hobos head over and try attacking you Bob
<Verifex> two of them run to smash you with their hands and miss terribly
<Verifex> The other one punches and connects to your arm doing 2 damage
<OddBird> (so I don't get to do my combat?)
<OddBird> (I rolled better than Gun!)
<OddBird> (gun sucks for stealing my turn.)
<Verifex> so, what was your initative OB?
<OddBird> 4!
<Verifex> you said 4, Gun got much higher then 4
<[CB1]Gun> (12 actually)
<[CB1]Gun> (he got 12)
<Nemerizt> (i had 10)
<Verifex> OB, what are you going to do then?
<OddBird> <RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<[CB1]Gun> (no no I rolled a 21 for iniy :)
<OddBird> I wanna hit someone and use my snake simultaneously.
<Nemerizt> (yeah, gun rolled a 21)
<OddBird> and then I wanna go to sleep
<Verifex> Roll your attack OB
<[CB1]Gun> (snake the fallen face hurt hobo)
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<OddBird> 20
<OddBird> wait, +2 if I use my snake simultaneously
<[CB1]Gun> (should like fly kick the 3 hobos)
<Verifex> Sure.
<Verifex> D10 for damage.
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<OddBird> yay.
<OddBird> what about the snake, does he roll for damage?
<Verifex> what are you attacking with anyways?
<OddBird> all I have are fists, won't have weapons until next week
<OddBird> so fist and snake
<Verifex> Alright then,
<Verifex> Snake attack.. ummm  I guess that one counts as DC3
<Verifex> roll D10 for snake attack.
<OddBird> yarrrr, snake attaaaack
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<OddBird> bahahahaha
<Verifex> nice
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck ya)
<Verifex> roll again.
<RPGBot> OddBird rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<Nemerizt> (thats one vicious snake)
<OddBird> EAT SNAKE VENOM BITCHES
<OddBird> (wow, I can't believe -I- rolled a 9,10,9)
<Verifex> alright, thats 9 damage total, 2 from your punch, 7 from the snake.
<[CB1]Gun> (welcome to my world? teehee)
<OddBird> hot damn.
<OddBird> so who died?
<OddBird> I think I hit a hobo. He's screwed up the ass.
<Verifex> well the hobo got knocked down on the ground, and your snake ripped his arm up
<OddBird> :)
<OddBird> wtg effit!
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf lol)
<Verifex> hehehe, nice snake attack you got there ;)
<OddBird> (wow, I have weak little fisties.)
<Verifex> Alright Lamu.
<Verifex> What you gunna do?
* Lamuness is gonna go to bed
<[CB1]Gun> (we need to get a lammy a pole or something and put the padlock at the end)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<Verifex> Attacking a hobo?
<Lamuness> ( k )
<Verifex> D10 for damage.
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Verifex> 3 damage to the hobo
<Verifex> It knocks the hobo down.
<Verifex> Nem, your turn.
* Nemerizt bites on of the other hobos attacking Bob
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> (you should strangle opne)
<Nemerizt> (biting is more effective)
<[CB1]Gun> (not really since they are dead'ish;)
<[CB1]Gun> (think about it....bite vs. piano wire)
<Verifex> Whats your roll nem?
<Verifex> 8 + Ref + Streetfighting
<Nemerizt> (oh)
<Nemerizt> 24
<Verifex> Alright, you bite
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Verifex> 3 damage
<[CB1]Gun> (see!)
<Verifex> the hobo is bit... he doesn't seem to notice it, but the hobo does notice you and punches back.
<OddBird> (what you need is a vicious snake.)
<Verifex> The hobo attacks for 4 damage nem.
<Nemerizt> (i need to poison my teeth)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy has that stuff)
<Nemerizt> (i have AR 5 coat and 3 BTM)
<Verifex> Alright, your armor soaks up all the damage.
<Verifex> Alright then, thats it for tonight..   We'll resolve this next week.
* Verifex sleeps
<[CB1]Gun> IP!
<Verifex> 15 IP for everyone...
<Nemerizt> lol