0001 CB CyberGen Session

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- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
* [Rainy]Blarg rolls a dice
<Verifex> sorry bout that..
<OOB> Is that sharelor link still up, Fex?
<Verifex> yes, along with the rapidshare one
<OOB> okay
<[CB1]Gun> should I even bother with theft...well will break into a car ;)
<Verifex> I have 2 or 3 people talking in here, how many people have loaded their wiki char page, I've got gun, oob and blarg.. right?
<[CB1]Gun> yeah and am shopping
<[DH]M'Hael> i have loaded it
<Tyriel> I have my character page up.
<Verifex> goth, godwolf?
<[Rainy]Blarg> indeed
* Verifex pokes goth and godwolf
* {cb2}Goth wakes :P
<Verifex> Load up your Wiki page for your character
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
* OOB boos. My Getright program blows.
<OOB> it got 147 KB of it and said 'download completed'.
<{cb2}Goth> k loading
<Godwolf> What do you mean, Verifex>
<Verifex> Load up the character in the wiki.. GO TO THAT LINK ^ in another tab or window
<{cb2}Goth> there.
<Godwolf> Load up?
<Verifex> Godwolf you have a link for your character there..
<Verifex> load this link in a new window or tab godwolf: http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Godwolf
<Godwolf> I already did.
<Verifex> okay, leave it open now..
<Godwolf> I thought you meant something weird by load up....
<Verifex> sorry, no thats all I meant.. just keep it open while we play so I can have you modify it if needed
<Verifex> anyways.. I shall begin... from now on everyone will be in character use ( ) to speak out of character, and /me to do actions..
<OOB> How should we address you? OOC?
<Tyriel> (Okey dokey.)
<Verifex> (like this)
<OOB> (OK)
<{cb2}Goth> (hey everyone)
<Godwolf> (deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
<[Rainy]Blarg> (stop being retarded GW0
<Verifex> Alright, you are all on a street corner in front of a virtuality terminal
<Verifex> a image rezes up of a big scary looking guy,
* [DH]M'Hael is drinking a 21st century beverage of popular design
<Verifex> he addresses himself as "Morgan Blackhand"
* {cb2}Goth observe's this big guy
<[CB1]Gun> Hey Capt'n
<Verifex> "If you're accessing this, it's because you're one of the lucky ones.. so far the Dead Boys and Zombie Girls haven't rounded you up yet"
<Tyriel> (More like Morgan Backhand... :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (backhands tyr)
<[DH]M'Hael> rounded us up for what?
<Verifex> "The Clarkers or Finals haven't managed to put you in a BuReloc camp yet"
<[CB1]Gun> For the monster bash duh
* OOB frowns and looks around nervously, not wanting to be 'rounded up'.
<OOB> =(
<Verifex> "and the Edgers haven't drafted you into carting a Scorpian missle pack in a suicidal attempt to drop President Whindams private Aerodyne.
* {cb2}Goth looks at Morgan straight in the eyes 0_0
<Verifex> "You're free and clear, and you're still able to run...
* [Rainy]Blarg looks at Morgan warily
<Verifex> so, thats why you're lucky, so far.."
* [DH]M'Hael looks lazily at Morgan
<{cb2}Goth> (what do you mean so far...)
<[CB1]Gun> Dude, stop staring at the screen like that.
<[DH]M'Hael> what the hell are you talking about?
* Godwolf smirks at everyone, fingering machinegujn.
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf!)
<Verifex> "Now the bad news, you're probably somewhere between 8 and 18, you're a juveganger without big guns, big euro, big cyberwear or big connections...
<[DH]M'Hael> i get what i want...what are you getting at?
<[CB1]Gun> Hey, I have a big gun.
<{cb2}Goth> hehe
<OOB> and I've got big moves. *sliiiides to the left*
<{cb2}Goth> lol!
* Godwolf points machinegun at OOB
<[Rainy]Blarg> hes a vid thing dax he can't hear you
<[CB1]Gun> You won't get rounded up but you'll square dance eh...
<[DH]M'Hael> (missed the vid part)
<Verifex> for the last few months you've been running safe with your goboys, hiding in the ventilation ducts of an Arco, pushing a cyberbike with a gogang, thrashing turf on a smartboard or maybe just slipping out of corpzone conapt to raise hell with the corporate dead boys..
* OOB sliiiiides behind Slixy*
* Godwolf pushes OOB away from him.
<[CB1]Gun> Hey I've seen these. This is one of those fastfood vids.
* [Rainy]Blarg glares at slix and karma
* [DH]M'Hael pretends to blarg on the ground at the comment
<{cb2}Goth> hehe fexy messed up my Page
<Tyriel> (Real mature, guys. :P)
<Verifex> now you're out in the open, scared... maybe you've just watched a fellow goboy, or maybe your whole yogang, go down in a hail of rocket-powered , explosive-tipped "genies" or maybe someone you know real well has just charfed up a liquid mercury lunch and you watched his skin turn metal before your eyes...
<OOB> (who says we should be mature? We're kids, Tyriel.)
<[CB1]Gun> (we're fucking kids!)
<{cb2}Goth> he put my height on my weight and my weight on my height
<Verifex> (fix it yourself if you can goth, sorry!)
<[DH]M'Hael> (use the (()) things)
<OOB> you insane, Goth? What are you talking about?
* Godwolf is a kid with a gun.
<[Rainy]Blarg> (who are bad asses wewt)
<{cb2}Goth> my wiki page
<OOB> (use the freaking parentheses. DAs.)
<Verifex> "So you ran, and kept running, and maybe they kept following you, with their Genius Guns, spinners, and cyberhounds...
<OOB> What's a wiki?
<OOB> (get in character.)
<{cb2}Goth> sighs...
<Verifex> Or maybe its not so simple, maybe you're starting to feel sick yourself..
<[CB1]Gun> (GW, get your hand out of my pants)
<{cb2}Goth> (hello...)
<OOB> (much better.)
<[CB1]Gun> Mercury is tasty.
<Godwolf> (Gun, my machine gun is not you, however badly you wish for it to be so....)
<Verifex> "Your skin's starting to itch, or your head hurts so bad you think you just wanna smash it against the pavewalk and let your brains leak out.."
* Godwolf nods at the vids latest comment.
<Tyriel> Eeeeeew.
<OOB> Dude, my skin starts to itch every time I stop dancing. There's nothing new about that.
<[CB1]Gun> (Don't diss Chico!)
<Verifex> "Stop. Easy, now"
<[DH]M'Hael> what the hell is this guy going on about
<[Rainy]Blarg> i wish i could smash someones head against the pavement
<Verifex> Somehow you got this far.."
<Godwolf> SHUT UP! OR I'll smash you ALL into the pavement!
<[CB1]Gun> No shit.
<[CB1]Gun> ....Think the operator is dumbfounded as to our walking abilities.
<Verifex> The image pans back to show a huge dark guy with old-fashioned mirrorshades and a n armor trench, in full three-dee no shit virtuality..
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck!
* Godwolf stares at vid, absorbed.
<[CB1]Gun> Don't scare me.
<OOB> WOw, he looks awesome.
<OOB> Bet I could outdance him, though.
<[DH]M'Hael> its Slix mom...
<Verifex> "Like I said, my name's Morgan Blackhand, if you know my name you know i'm here to help you..
<[CB1]Gun> Touch him I dare ya
<Godwolf> ... Bet I could outdance you after I broke your legs...
<OOB> Hah. Can't touch this.
* [Rainy]Blarg touches him
* {cb2}Goth poke's hahah i win!!!
<OOB> Nahhhh nah nah nah
<Verifex> "Thats what I do, I help juves like you, I've done it before and I'm going to do it again."
* [CB1]Gun beatboxes
<OOB> nah nah, nah nah
<[CB1]Gun> Sucks for you Catp'n
<Godwolf> Talk. How about you do, VidMan?
* {cb2}Goth punches all of you in nuts rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<[Rainy]Blarg> ow
<Godwolf> Cus bullets expensive...
<Verifex> the image of Morgan rezzes a bit while the scangrid verifies each of your identities
<[CB1]Gun> Shake me twoce while your down there.
<Tyriel> Yeah, you guys are the most immature kids I've ever seen.
* OOB dances around and makes it hard on the scangrid.
<[CB1]Gun> Tyr, you nerd, shuzzup!
<{cb2}Goth> and a again were god damn kids!
<OOB> (Tyriel - that's just the RP I play, but I think I'm going to have to play a more mature one with the other roles here...)
* [Rainy]Blarg holds still
<Verifex> About a minute or two later, Morgan starts talking again...
<Tyriel> (Yes, and that's the RP I play. :P)
<Verifex> "Hmmm... we got a sorry buncha juves here... not enough weapons to make a stand, and not enough contacts to put CorpSec off your trail...
<[CB1]Gun> (you faker)
<[CB1]Gun> But we can dance!
<Verifex> "I just accessed the virtual datanet while you were being scanned, and it doesn't look good...
* Godwolf laughs softly, patting sword on back and gun at hip.
<OOB> Or at least one of us can!
<[Rainy]Blarg> dancing will be great when we get shot about a hundred times
<Godwolf> Since when has anything looked good?
<OOB> (How the heck are you supposed to have gotten a sword? I'm not buying that, GW.)
<[DH]M'Hael> what the hell is wrong with you...dancing doesnt stop the damned corpies.
<[CB1]Gun> Quick patting yourself...
<OOB> (You're a freaking kid.)
<Godwolf> (check my equipment options, lamer!)
<OOB> Doesn't have to, I'm the most freakin' evasive guy you've ever seen.
<Verifex> "It's going to be at least 2 days before the Streets gunna cool off enough for you to show your faces...
<Godwolf> (sword, gun, and both armor options were mine)
<[Rainy]Blarg> these guys are all crazy dax
<OOB> (You gotta have a story behind how you get the stuff, don't you?)
<Verifex> "CorpSec is combing the area riht now looking for you, thats right YOU."
<Godwolf> Why the fuck are they looking for dirt like us?
<Verifex> "I've delayed them a while by scambling their communications, but it won't work forever...
<[CB1]Gun> Oh shit, knew I shouldn't J walk.
<[DH]M'Hael> there a bunch of laggers, Randy
<OOB> Jeez. Sounds like we oughta find a place to hideout until they pass over or somethin'.
<{cb2}Goth> (then what do we do OMG!!!!!)
<Verifex> (BuReloc and CorpSec work together.. in case you were wondering what BuReloc camps are...
<Godwolf> Sounds like you should grow some balls, dancerboy.
<[CB1]Gun> He can paste those on
<OOB> At least it's an option for me, eunach.
<{cb2}Goth> he would if you would stop eating them GW
<[CB1]Gun> Maybellene!
<Verifex> (BuReloc camps are places where kids go to work for the corporations... Buearu of Relocation)
<{cb2}Goth> (not the Corp.!!!!!!!!!!)
<[Rainy]Blarg> cause we've changed, we've got the carbon death, thats why they are chasing us
<[CB1]Gun> (would take the job IRL)
<[DH]M'Hael> well im hungry.
<Verifex> "Grab your stuff. I'm gunna sneak you out to a safehouse, a place where CorpSec'll never look.
<OOB> (So then we need a hideout)
<[CB1]Gun> They hate us cuz we're footloose!
<{cb2}Goth> (were to scary guy!!)
<Godwolf> Oh, yeah Goth? Why don't you go hide in some shadows?
<OOB> Aha! I just need to grab my extra equips
<Verifex> "It's not too far from here, and if you keep your brains out of your jockstraps, you oughta make it no problem.
<[CB1]Gun> Eep.
<{cb2}Goth> o yea GW too late im in yours...
<OOB> Dude, that should be no problem for most of us, 'cept old Slix over there with his empty jockstrap.
* [Rainy]Blarg glances at karma at the jockstrap comment
<OOB> Let's go. :)
<[CB1]Gun> You know I'm packing eh boys
* Godwolf turns and grabs Goth by the collar.
* {cb2}Goth im naked :)
<Verifex> "But I'm warning you, try to play hero, and I promise you'll have ever heavily armed CorpSec goon in the City right down on your ass. They're armed to the teeth, and they'll shoot to kill
<[CB1]Gun> Oscar Meyer gang away!
<Tyriel> Got it, mister Blackhand!
* [DH]M'Hael picks up his backpack and starts to get ready to move
<Godwolf> Death... Or killing one little Goth nobody...
<OOB> Pffft. I'm not playin' hero if I can help it. I'm just tryin' to stay alive here. That's what I'm best at.
<[CB1]Gun> Brup.
<OOB> =)
* [Rainy]Blarg confidently grabs his equipment
<Verifex> "I'm going to hardcopy a map to you now...
<{cb2}Goth> anyways GW back to the game :P
* Godwolf sighs and shoves Goth away, packing up stuff.
<[DH]M'Hael> (fexy i wasnt aware we were allowed to pick some gear out...or was GW just special)
* OOB grabs his cosmetic stuff and his clothes and gets ready to run.
<Godwolf> (I was in the game ;) )
<[CB1]Gun> Yeah, earn us dolla bills ya striper
<OOB> (I think GW jsut picked crap out, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to find stuff....)
<Verifex> "if you get grabbed along the way, tear it in half and it'll destroy itself..
<[CB1]Gun> (we get starter gear)
<Verifex> "If one of you gets grabbed, the rest of you keep moving, you're not the only juves we're shuffling through tonight.
<[CB1]Gun> Par-tay.
<{cb2}Goth> (done lets move out guys...)
<OOB> I'm slicker than the a greased up deaf guy. They won't grab me.
* OOB grins
<Godwolf> (goth, you got it backwards. ( ) is for us talking. Normal is RP.
<Verifex> "The organization is working overtime to beat this CorpSec bust. We never thought they'd go this far---rounding up an entire block fulla juves..
<[CB1]Gun> WTH is wrong with you Kevin Bacon.
<Godwolf> Shows how smart you are, VidMan.
* {cb2}Goth doesnt care what u have to say....
<{cb2}Goth> :P
<[DH]M'Hael> ah well, i guess i wont be porkin your sister anymore eh? *smiles at Karma*
<[CB1]Gun> Dude! Learn to Share!
<Verifex> "I bet some of you bright boys are thinking, "Hey, why should I trust this guy? He's just a virtuality Sim, this could be a trip!"
<{cb2}Goth> my derbs!!!
<OOB> That wasn't my sister, dude. I just dressed your mom up while she was asleep.
<Tyriel> I feel like such a loooooner. :(
<OOB> >.>
<[CB1]Gun> No, we totally trust you vidgod.
<Verifex> "I got one thing to say to you: In five minutes the CorpSec armor is gunna be crawling this corner like fleas, You think you got any choice?"
<[CB1]Gun> we trust Foxnews 2027 too
<Verifex> "Enough talk. Heres the Map. Move!"
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Game_Maps
<OOB> Well then we gotta go!
<[CB1]Gun> Run Fuckers!
* [Rainy]Blarg glances at the map
* OOB sliiiides to the run the hell away!
<Verifex> go to that link, and decide where you want to go by giving me coordinates...
* {cb2}Goth looks at map and run and says "run bitches!"
<[CB1]Gun> let's go left
<Tyriel> A5/A6! Run!
<OOB> (what say M5?)
<Verifex> if you want to coordinate together, let me know, otherwise I'll assume you all scatter...
<Tyriel> Go west, then north!
<Verifex> no tyriel..
<OOB> (Let's coordinate together. M5 is to the left of the starting point.)
<[CB1]Gun> (do I have a bike?
<[Rainy]Blarg> (i agree OOB)
<OOB> (Tyriel, you aren't reading the map properly.)
<OOB> (Alright, M5 has 2 votes.)
<Verifex> (You don't have your bike right now gun)
<[DH]M'Hael> m5
<[CB1]Gun> M5
<OOB> M5
<{cb2}Goth> M5
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<Tyriel> M5.
<[Rainy]Blarg> M5
<[CB1]Gun> ok were there now ;p
<Godwolf> m5
<Verifex> okay, thats about everyone
<Godwolf> M5
<OOB> (that looks like a straight shot up towards the safeplace with a few alleys to duck into...)
<OOB> (anything of note happens here, or do we keep running?)
<Godwolf> Nothing like watching a few pansies get blown to bits on a wild run through the streets...
<Verifex> you head down the street, does everyone just walk into the intersection?
<[Rainy]Blarg> i do
<[CB1]Gun> Hit K5 and duck?
<Verifex> Okay, as you hit the intersection, you don't notice anyone immediately near you
<OOB> (can I dress up as an adult female figure?)
<Verifex> looking down the street north you do notice some flashing lights
<OOB> (If I do, I'm likely not going to be suspect, and I can scout out areas)
<[CB1]Gun> (you already are one to us
<Verifex> you all hear a spinner overhead approaching from the south
<OOB> (I think ducking into M4 sounds good.)
<[CB1]Gun> how about L3?
<[DH]M'Hael> shit, cops
<{cb2}Goth> M4 agreed
<[Rainy]Blarg> yaeh, lets get the hell out of here
<OOB> (use the parentheses, Goth...)
<OOB> Let's run guys!
<Verifex> you all duck into the sidestreet, and the spinner passes
<OOB> (M4?)
<OOB> whew.
<Verifex> where to next?
<OOB> (Hey, what are the roles of everyone?
<Tyriel> L4?
<[DH]M'Hael> lets see if we can sneak north
<{cb2}Goth> (thinking K4)?
<[Rainy]Blarg> (me and DH sell stuff :P)
<OOB> (I'm a facedancer, GW's a angrykillerdude, I don't remember everyone else's...)
<[DH]M'Hael> (l4)
<{cb2}Goth> (L4)
<[CB1]Gun> L4
<Godwolf> (angrykillerdude.. yeah...
<OOB> (L3 looks good)
<[DH]M'Hael> (mallbrat)
<OOB> (There's a small side alley thre)
<Verifex> okay, going north?
<[Rainy]Blarg> yes
<{cb2}Goth> yes
<OOB> (Yeah, north then)
<[CB1]Gun> did I say L3 before?
<OOB> (You did.)
<Godwolf> (I'll escort OOB. S I make whatever move he makes.
<[CB1]Gun> I Rule.
<Verifex> as you all are heading through the alley Slix (GW) accidentally bangs a can laying on the ground..
<[CB1]Gun> hit K3 and wait for god's boom
<[CB1]Gun> nvm
<OOB> shhhh! O_O
<Verifex> it makes a loud metallic crunch..
* [DH]M'Hael sticks by Eyah
* Godwolf draws machinegun instinctively
* [Rainy]Blarg glares silently
* OOB makes a realistic "meow".
<[CB1]Gun> to the shadows!
<[CB1]Gun> gj dancer!
<Godwolf> (lol at meow)
* Tyriel crouches down and covers his head with his arms
<OOB> (maybe that'll fool anyone listening.)
<Verifex> (You don't have a machine gun!)
<Verifex> thankfully it seems to have gone unnoticed..
<Godwolf> (starting equipment?)
<OOB> whew.
<[CB1]Gun> ok K3
<Verifex> Who is leading?
<[CB1]Gun> me basically
* Tyriel follows the leader
<[DH]M'Hael> (mallbrats dont lead lol, so not me)
<OOB> (Upwards then! K3 sounds good)
<Verifex> (starting equipment is listed in book :) )
* {cb2}Goth follows leader
<Godwolf> (yeah. It's listed in book. it's a submachinegun, but I ain't typing it out each time)
<Godwolf> (I got flak pants, the jacket thing, katana thing, and machine gun thing.
<Tyriel> (SMG, GW, SMG)
<OOB> (how the heck does a kid get a weapon like that? Katana and a submachinegun?)
* [Rainy]Blarg follows Bob, staying in the middle of everyone
<[CB1]Gun> You shuddup spaz and I'll give you kibble ;)
<Verifex> (you'll find out OOB)
<Godwolf> (i'm 17 and violent as hell... duh?)
<{cb2}Goth> (guys i have to leave i have to be up in 5 hours...)
<Godwolf> (night, Goth)
<OOB> (night Goth)
<Verifex> okay, so who is leading? and where to?
<[CB1]Gun> me, K3
<OOB> K3
<{cb2}Goth> (night everyone :))
<Verifex> (Night goth, we will just have you follow the leader)
<[DH]M'Hael> (gun is leading us to K3)
<{cb2}Goth> (thanks)
<OOB> (Gun's gonna lead, we'll go to K3)
<[CB1]Gun> (soon up K2 har har)
{cb2}Goth left the room.
* Godwolf follows
<Verifex> You head up out of the alley, and don't notice anything around
<OOB> (Why K2? That's a dead end)
<[CB1]Gun> ok dancer, scout out
<[CB1]Gun> (K2 is a mountain
<[DH]M'Hael> (i just noticed that too)
<Verifex> (you heading through the alley?)
* OOB quickly dresses into the outfit of a woman in her early 20s*
<[Rainy]Blarg> lets go north, screw west
<[CB1]Gun> (K2 was a joke ppl)
<Verifex> Which way?
<OOB> (I'm going to scout east, Fex)
<OOB> (if I can dress as a woman in her early 20s and scout that way)
<OOB> (allowed?)
<Verifex> It takes you about 5 minutes to get into your outfit
<Verifex> do you want to wait for him?
<OOB> Mmmffph..there.
<Godwolf> Hell no, drag queen. Let's just go.
<[Rainy]Blarg> no
<Verifex> Which way?
<[CB1]Gun> (after he's gave the clear we'll run east I guess? what's the star?
<[DH]M'Hael> (makes air humping motions as oob gets dressed)
<OOB> (So what, no outfit?)
<[CB1]Gun> (just peer out)
<Verifex> Coordinate please?
<[Rainy]Blarg> (you would take too long, woman)
<[CB1]Gun> (asking about the star first)
* OOB checks out towards K4.
* OOB sees (insert what do I see?)
<Verifex> Blackhand didn't give any indication as to what the symbols on the map meant
<[CB1]Gun> Shit.
<OOB> Aye, which is why I really need to scout this area out.
<Tyriel> (Scout K4 just in case it's adults)
<Verifex> but it did seem to say that this was some kind of intercepted communication, so you aren't entirely sure what it is..
<OOB> (what do I see when I go scout it out?)
* OOB sneaks over near the area and checks it out.
<Godwolf> (verifex, with the AR 12 from my items, how hard am I to hit, with any skills I may have?)
<Verifex> you look out the alley down the street and see a CorpSec guy standing there holding a genius gun, back towards you
* OOB whispers, "Oh my."
<Godwolf> (what's a genius gun?)
<Verifex> he seems to be leaning up against the virtuality terminal there
* OOB sneaks back to the group.
<[DH]M'Hael> hurry up we dont have much time
<[CB1]Gun> anything on J2....
<OOB> (GW, you've got a gun and a sword. Think you could sneak up behind the guy and cut him?)
<Verifex> (genius gun is a gun that shoots a smart rocket, it has a percentage chance to hit you, and will turn around up to 3 times if it misses, if it hits however, it does "kid" splattering damage)
<OOB> (Or would that be a bad thing?)
<Godwolf> (Verifex... What are the chances I could kill him?)
<OOB> (He's got his back turned to us, so if GW snuck up behind him and disemboweled him, there'd be no screams or anything.)
<Godwolf> (considering he can't see me...
<[CB1]Gun> zilch)
<Verifex> you don't know, but he looks really menancing..
<[Rainy]Blarg> maybe we should just try to sneak around him
<[DH]M'Hael> ( i get his sword when he dies)
<Verifex> while you wait he starts walking to the side of the street closer to you
<Godwolf> Hmm... I need a fight...
<Tyriel> Run away!
<OOB> Oh crap.
<Godwolf> All of you run. *licks lips*
<[CB1]Gun> back in the alley kids!
<Verifex> you duck into the alley before he sees you
* OOB hides*
<Godwolf> Come on! Let me distract him...
<OOB> GW, don't kill him if he's facing us.
<[CB1]Gun> let him walk by
<OOB> Wait until he walks past, at least.
<Tyriel> Or just don't try at all.
<Verifex> a second later you hear some loud radio chatter
<Verifex> coming from where this guy was
* [Rainy]Blarg strains to listen
* OOB listens intently*
<[CB1]Gun> Whos want to run over and hack...
<Verifex> a boot running sound soon ensues.. you aren't sure if its coming or going
<OOB> O_O
<OOB> well GW's got the SMG
<[CB1]Gun> stay still boys
* [Rainy]Blarg holds his breath
<Verifex> waiting a minute longer, and you can hear the boots have seemed to faded into the distance
* Godwolf growls under breah, hand shaking to get gun.
<Godwolf> (breath*)
<[CB1]Gun> ok to K4
<Verifex> direction?
<OOB> Whew. We should leave now.
<OOB> Yeah, K4
<Tyriel> To K4!
<Verifex> heading out to K4 you see street seems empty
<OOB> may I quickly dress, guys?
<Verifex> you hear the distant whirring of a spinner
<OOB> Oh crap.
<[Rainy]Blarg> lets get out of here fast
<OOB> No time.
<[CB1]Gun> J4
<OOB> Back into the alley, or down the street>
<OOB> OK, leader says down the street.
<[Rainy]Blarg> down the street
<OOB> But there's symbols on the map ahead...
<[CB1]Gun> let's hope X is good eh
<Godwolf> Hellfire! Just run for it!
* OOB thinks he should change, so he can distract any possible cops ahead
<OOB> 5 minutes isn't much time
<Godwolf> You know what distracts cops? Me shooting at them!
<[CB1]Gun> ok go scout
<[Rainy]Blarg> no time OOB
<Verifex> you run down the street and see up in the distance (north) a couple CorpSec goons, one of them has a metallic looking animal next to him
<OOB> No, that attracts more cops
<OOB> Oh crap
Hyrule_Castle has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> ok creep back....
<Verifex> Direction?
<OOB> (back the freakin' alley, lemme put on the young woman outfit
<Verifex> E5 is where you see the CorpSec goons
<[CB1]Gun> thinking J5
<OOB> (ahhh, nevermind)
<OOB> (H4 looks safe then)
<OOB> (or H5)
<Verifex> ok, head into the alley, theres a open dumpster here with some disgusting smells coming from it
<[Rainy]Blarg> (lets keep moving down the street)
<[CB1]Gun> (figure we could make a cut up the middle then split off)
<Verifex> which way?
<OOB> Hm. Who are the mallbrats?
<OOB> Maybe there's something of value in the dumpster?>
<[CB1]Gun> I5
<OOB> they'd know
<[DH]M'Hael> yes? i dont dig in cans asshole
<OOB> xD
<[Rainy]Blarg> squats would know, not me
<[CB1]Gun> yeah we should check but don't think we can
<OOB> I didn't know, I'm just a dancer ;)
<Verifex> Getting futher into the alley where the alley splits you look north and see a large chainlink fence with razor wire to the north
* OOB sliiiides to L5
<OOB> aw crap.
<Godwolf> Ya'll want through the fence?
<Verifex> it seems to cover most of the north entrances
* Godwolf pulls out katana.
<[CB1]Gun> I6
<[DH]M'Hael> make a hole figther boy
<OOB> You can't cut through a freaking chainlink fence with a katana.
<Verifex> are you going to try GW?
<[DH]M'Hael> its prolly a mono-blade
<OOB> L6?
* Godwolf thinks.... and throws a piece of trash at it first.
<[CB1]Gun> too much noise I say
<OOB> Do you mean G6?
<[CB1]Gun> i6
<Verifex> it klinks harmlessly onto the pavement
<Verifex> the fence makes a bit of "chingling" noise though
<OOB> I am so confused. That's the middle of a bunch of buildings....
* Godwolf breathes and prepares a vertical blow.
<[CB1]Gun> perfect eh
<OOB> ....
<[Rainy]Blarg> bob is right, it will make too much noise
<Verifex> you hear a spinner fly high overhead your group
<OOB> oh crap
<Verifex> thankfully it doesn't sound as though it's slowing
* Godwolf strikes.
<OOB> x_x
<[CB1]Gun> duck by a dumpster!
<Godwolf> Did I cut through fence?
<[CB1]Gun> hell no
<Godwolf> Go to hell, or I'll cut through you!~
<[DH]M'Hael> i was going to suggest throwing your trenchcoat over the top of the razor wire and just climb over..
<Verifex> no, but you made the fence angry.. at it chingles again
<[CB1]Gun> lots of noise that way too
* OOB suggests we leave this area.
<Verifex> Direction?
<OOB> We are causing lots of noise.
<[CB1]Gun> we are we now -.-
<OOB> I don't know, Gun saying I6 makes me think we're in the middle of a bunch of freaking buildings.
* Godwolf growls and follows the group
* Tyriel is lost
<OOB> I'm so lost.
<Verifex> You can hear a small explosion from the west
<[CB1]Gun> the spinners won't come thru the buildings I hope
<OOB> We can't walk through walls, Gun.
<OOB> >.<'
<[CB1]Gun> i7
<[DH]M'Hael> oh that gives me an idea!!!
<Godwolf> There would be doors....
* [DH]M'Hael lookf for a door
<Verifex> Can;t go to I7 through this way
<Verifex> fence..
<Verifex> can go west or east, or south
<OOB> H6?
<[CB1]Gun> fine H6
<[Rainy]Blarg> lets just climb over the damn thing
<[CB1]Gun> naw car would hear it
<[CB1]Gun> or see it
<OOB> We need to be heading north, guys
<OOB> that's where the safehouse is
<[CB1]Gun> more like west ;)
<Verifex> how are you heading to H6?
<OOB> Aren't we on I6?
<[DH]M'Hael> (fexy im looking for a door )
<Verifex> You find a number of doors..
<Verifex> all of them seem to be boarded up or locked
<OOB> ('Fex, if we don't know what grid we're on, there's no way to know what's going on or where to go next...)
<OOB> There's an alley on I6 that goes north.
<Verifex> You are on I6
<[CB1]Gun> thought i7 was west but *shrugs* you call the next one OB
<OOB> Or so that appears.
<OOB> O.o
<[DH]M'Hael> (if we have starter gear i have a lockpick kit
<Verifex> ok, I7? or what?
<[CB1]Gun> OB's call
<[DH]M'Hael> (a smartdycrptor fecy)
<OOB> (I dont know. We're on I6, but...doors? Are we not in that alley beside the buildings?)
<[CB1]Gun> i7 and get this moving
<Verifex> Unfortunately, the smart decryptor only works on electronic locks.. these are all plain regular locks
<[Rainy]Blarg> (I7 is good methinks)
* [DH]M'Hael follows the leader
<OOB> (It would help if I knew when we went in buildings or whatever the heck is going on here. I'm so confused by going through what appear to be solid objects on the map.)
<[CB1]Gun> (consider them tall buildings;)
<OOB> (Right. So I didn't think we just walked right through them. Apparently sometimes we are inside them? I wasn't aware.)
<Verifex> Most of the buildings appear to be very non-descript industrial warehouses or something, but you can't tell as most of the windows and signs have been removed..
<Verifex> there is a sign every now and then that has the name of a long since closed resteraunt..
<[CB1]Gun> OB, scout i8
<[DH]M'Hael> maybe we should use the downside to get there
<[CB1]Gun> Oh! thru there
<Verifex> looking down I8, you see a spinner whiz by near the ground
<Verifex> continue?
<Godwolf> Can I shoot it!?
<OOB> (Do I have a cop outfit, 'Fex? Or would I have to 'borrow' one to get the guise?)
<[CB1]Gun> H7
<[Rainy]Blarg> can we go H7?
<Verifex> It has passed by
<Verifex> yes
<OOB> (sweet. That'll be useful later.)
<Verifex> you crawl past a jumble of dumpsters
* OOB grabs a rat and throws it at Bob.
<Verifex> As Bob Briggs is walking he accidentally kicks one, it makes a low hollow bang
<OOB> d'oh....
<[CB1]Gun> knew that would happen so I waited
<Verifex> you don't notice anything happen
<[DH]M'Hael> god damn it bob...
<[CB1]Gun> Meow....
<OOB> hehe
<[Rainy]Blarg> you clumsy bugger
<Godwolf> Lol.
<[CB1]Gun> fine blarg, you scout G7
<Verifex> you can hear a large motor sound coming from inside the building to your west that you are next to
* [Rainy]Blarg shrinks back into the shadows
<[CB1]Gun> ok let's creep along that building
<OOB> Yeah, that'll mask any noises we (looks at Bob) make
<[CB1]Gun> Grrrr
* [DH]M'Hael snickers
<Verifex> It sounds vaguely like a moaning heater you've heard before from buildings you've slept in
* Godwolf punches Bob in the back, semi-softly
<Verifex> Direction?
<[CB1]Gun> G7
<Verifex> A large rat runs across blargs path
<[CB1]Gun> ha ha
* Godwolf lunges at it with katana
<[Rainy]Blarg> blargs? whose that
<Verifex> it quickly rambles underneath a dumpster
<OOB> Yay! Go Slix!
<Verifex> (Randy.. sorry)
* Godwolf starts swearing uncontrollably.
<[Rainy]Blarg> (haha)
<[CB1]Gun> Shhhh spaz
<Godwolf> If I don't kill something quick, I'm killing that Randy...
<[DH]M'Hael> dude...randy gets you your guns man
<[CB1]Gun> And we won't stop you.
* OOB wanders ahead of the group and peeps down the alley of G6.
<Verifex> You hear bootsteps from the west
<[Rainy]Blarg> hey hey, we can all get along here
<[CB1]Gun> No.
* OOB runs back* Shhh, guys, there's steps!
<[Rainy]Blarg> G8 bob?
<Verifex> Looking ahead down the alley, it looks free and clear
<[CB1]Gun> F7 ;)
<Verifex> to the North
<OOB> Oooo, the alley looked clear, Gun
* Godwolf trembles, eyes rolling in head, wanting blood.
<OOB> We might should run down it before whoever made those footsteps catches us >.>
* Godwolf runs down it quickly.
<[CB1]Gun> F7 to chill GW's FF itches
<Verifex> You manage to make it up to the alley in F7
<Godwolf> Damn!
<[CB1]Gun> put the sword down son
<Verifex> you hear a bloodcurdling scream from the east
* Godwolf obeys, and pulls out the much louder SMG?
<[CB1]Gun> F6 anyone?
<[DH]M'Hael> ignore it...lets go
<OOB> Yeah, F6 for sure.
<Verifex> and a rocket clips the building above you, sending debris your way
* Godwolf ducks, pulling jacket over head.
* OOB sliiiiides the left and avoids a piece of debris!
<[DH]M'Hael> shit, bitches are shooting at me
* OOB sliiiiiides the right and avoids another!
* [CB1]Gun watches where they fall
* [Rainy]Blarg ducks
<Verifex> chunks of cement barely miss Slix, Karma and Eyah
* OOB cha-chas real smooth and the debris all misses him
* [CB1]Gun enjoyed that
<Verifex> the rest hits the boarded up windows
* Godwolf smiles manically, straightening up.
<[CB1]Gun> Shit!
<OOB> Where did it come from?? O_O
* Godwolf scrambles through a window.
<Verifex> the east
<[DH]M'Hael> a gun
<[Rainy]Blarg> lets hurry up to that safe house
<[DH]M'Hael> go go go
<OOB> No joke
<OOB> North we should go!
<Verifex> (there are no windows to scramble through)
<[CB1]Gun> darn
<[Rainy]Blarg> are we at F6?
<Godwolf> FUCK.
<Verifex> The windows are above you, and they are all obviously boarded up good..
<[DH]M'Hael> brb got to call work
<[DH]M'Hael> ()
<Verifex> F6 yes
<OOB> (okies DH)
<[CB1]Gun> who's got he balls for F5?
<Godwolf> I do!
<[CB1]Gun> besides him
<Verifex> There are 2 dumpsters blocking the way
<OOB> I say we scout up to E6, even!
* [Rainy]Blarg tries to run across the street to E6
<Verifex> you can get by them, but you will either have to climb over, or move them
<Verifex> or something else
<[CB1]Gun> probably move slightly for a slim crawl space
* OOB does a fanciful running leap and slides up on top of a dumpster.
<Verifex> the dumpsters are blocking the north exit to the alley
<[CB1]Gun> shit
<OOB> I'll pull you guys up!
<OOB> =D
<[Rainy]Blarg> dammit
<Verifex> As you climb up the Dumpster Karma you see --->
* OOB turns and looks the other way
<[DH]M'Hael> (an Arrow!)
<[CB1]Gun> w2g scout
<Godwolf> .... What's dead?
* OOB freezes.
<OOB> O_O
<[CB1]Gun> meow at it you dumb bitch
* [Rainy]Blarg tries to be invisile
<[Rainy]Blarg> invisable even
* OOB reaches out his hand to his compadres. Pull me back down so I don't have to move m'self. Slowly.
<OOB> >.<'
<Godwolf> Let me.
<OOB> No.
<OOB> Someone who won't get me killed.
<Godwolf> Oh, shut it.
<[CB1]Gun> me & DH
* OOB stays quiet as a freakin' mouse.
* Godwolf grabs OOB's wrist and pulls slowly and steadily, landing Karma on shoulder.
<[CB1]Gun> meow ;)
<Godwolf> (on my shoulder)
* OOB slides back down.
* [CB1]Gun glares at GW
* Godwolf points gun at Bob.
<Verifex> Another rocket whizes by from the east, instantly smacking something in they alley to the west out of your view
<[CB1]Gun> let go of chico
<OOB> There's a spinner and two armed cops right on the other side. O_O
<Godwolf> Omg, let me kill....
<Verifex> this is behind you that is..
<OOB> 2 cops. One car.
<OOB> And rockets behind us.
<[CB1]Gun> F4?
<OOB> Ooo!
<Verifex> A noticable glow coming from the west alley behind you
<OOB> (Can I change into my cop outfit now?)
<Godwolf> That's bad. Very bad. I think I seen that before. Let's go.
<[CB1]Gun> no
<Godwolf> Hell no!
<[Rainy]Blarg> i hate glowing things
<OOB> Well which way can we go guys?
<[CB1]Gun> shoot & scoot to F3 I say =/
<OOB> Yep, let's go to the west!
<OOB> into that building if we can
<OOB> O_O
<OOB> but not north.
Godwolf left the room.
<Verifex> You go west, and notice a burning bunch of trash and what looks like the remains of a dumpster
<Verifex> it isn't quite blocking the entire alley, but you are liable to get burned
<[CB1]Gun> nope, we'll double back to D5 later ;)
<OOB> Hm. We got anything to put that trash out, guys?
<[CB1]Gun> piss
Godwolf has joined the room.
<OOB> With our combined piss....
<Godwolf> Sorry.
<OOB> we could put out that fire
<OOB> xD
<Verifex> The trash seems to be putting itself out.. slowly.. as most of it is organic food waste
<[CB1]Gun> GW, piss on the fire
<Godwolf> I'll piss on you...
<OOB> Yah, GW, go piss on the fire. It'll go out quicker.
<[CB1]Gun> I'll castrate you
<[Rainy]Blarg> someone try to walk across the fire
<Godwolf> I'd castrate you if there was anything to castrate.
<OOB> Oooh! I could leap across!
<[CB1]Gun> or hop as OB loves to do
<OOB> I'm a good dancer, ya know.
<Verifex> Which way?
* OOB takes a running stage leap!
<[CB1]Gun> No, we don't know...
<OOB> to the west, over the fire!
* OOB leaps fancifully!
<[CB1]Gun> E3
<OOB> A perfect 10.
* OOB takes a bow.
<[CB1]Gun> (videogames! ;)
<Godwolf> Lol!
<Verifex> you rolled dice?
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<[Rainy]Blarg> haha
<Godwolf> He's being dumb, Verifex.
<OOB> Nah, I didn't roll dice.
<OOB> oooh!
<Verifex> okay, well whatever, anyways, you manage to jump across the 10 inches of fire
<OOB> I do have a dice roolling program though
<OOB> d'oh.
<Godwolf> Rofl!
<[DH]M'Hael> hahahah!
* Godwolf steps over the fire, slapping the dancer in the back of the head,
<[CB1]Gun> Amazing.
<Verifex> everyone laughs at you as it is obviously overdramatic
* OOB wasted a twirl. T-T
<[CB1]Gun> Fucking fag.
<[CB1]Gun> E3 for the polygons ;p
* [Rainy]Blarg is too scared to laugh
<OOB> Pfft. I was just leaping for fun. I could've changed into my tights if it was a big jump
<Verifex> you can hear gunfire from the east (where the rockets came from)
<[CB1]Gun> E4 guys?
<Godwolf> Let's go.
<[CB1]Gun> creep along
<[DH]M'Hael> yarr
Tyriel left the room.
<Verifex> looking out into the intersection, you can see 5 CorpSec goons standing around a spinner
<OOB> Eeeeeep
<Verifex> around D4 'ish
<[CB1]Gun> ok was about to ask
* Godwolf snarls, muscles tightening.
<OOB> Can I change into my young lady outfit, yet?
* OOB is so ready to go distract those cops.
<Godwolf> Can I kill you yet?
<[Rainy]Blarg> lets go west
<[CB1]Gun> E5 it is
<OOB> Dude, I can totally distract them while you get by.
<OOB> Bah.
<OOB> NO
<OOB> The spinner and 2 armored and armed cops
<[CB1]Gun> told you we'd double back
<OOB> they are on E6
<OOB> O_O
<[Rainy]Blarg> theres gunfire east man
<[CB1]Gun> if they are still there
<[Rainy]Blarg> guns=bad
<[Rainy]Blarg> when they are busy making me into swiss cheese
<Godwolf> Go gog go gogogogogogog Or I kill one of you.
<[CB1]Gun> more so the windows
<[Rainy]Blarg> kill karma
<Godwolf> The dancer makes me laugh. You just cringe alot
<[CB1]Gun> E5 unless you got a better block
<Verifex> no D5 is where they are
<Verifex> er I mean D4 sorry
<OOB> Well I'm going to go peep ahead if we go E5 and look at E6 to make sure those cops aren't still there
<OOB> I'm not getting my butt friend 'cuz you guys don't believe me
<[CB1]Gun> doubt they are
<OOB> fried*
<[CB1]Gun> hehe buttfriend
<Godwolf> Ya know what...
<Godwolf> Dancer, get dressed.
<Godwolf> We can hardly get more screwed.
<Verifex> Where are you all, alley of F6?
<OOB> I thought we went west, to F5?
<[CB1]Gun> E4 atm
<OOB> ah, E4
<Verifex> ok, out in the street ?
<OOB> Yeah
<OOB> I assume
<[CB1]Gun> <.< >.>
<Verifex> you notice the corpsec goons to the north.. they are little more then 50 ft from you
<Verifex> it's a miracle they haven't noticed you yet
<[CB1]Gun> is E5 north?
<[DH]M'Hael> (woot! i dont have to work tonight! 3 day weekend bitches, alright back to the frey)
<OOB> freakin' go south or into a building west
<[Rainy]Blarg> thats east
<OOB> DH we're trying not to die O_O
<[DH]M'Hael> can we get into a building?
<Verifex> you are at E4
<OOB> there's a building west of E4
<Godwolf> (what's between the soldiers and us?
<OOB> nothin', Slix
<OOB> (nothin', GW)
<[CB1]Gun> then E5 we go ;)
<Godwolf> Okay. Ummm... Guys... Run :P
* Godwolf pulls out SMG, smiles insanely, and winks at all of you.
<OOB> noooo, that'd attract attention. Walk or something.
<OOB> GW, you'd get killed.
<Verifex> a virtuality terminal and a few abandoned hunks of garbage that look like were once bus-stops..
<OOB> they have rockets, you have a gun. They have armor, you have none.
<Godwolf> Not true. I'm wearing heavy armor.
* [CB1]Gun made the right call ;)
<Godwolf> And I long for valhalla.
* Godwolf looks at Bob.
* [Rainy]Blarg inspects the VT
<Verifex> (That is true GW, but each shot of theirs can kill you if it hits.. you will probably need atleast 4 or 5 shots to kill one of them.)
<[CB1]Gun> we'll squat by the trash
<Godwolf> (There are 5 of them....)
* Godwolf holsters SMG, swearing.
<Verifex> (yes, the odds are not good of you being able to down one of them without the other 4 gakking you horribly)
<Verifex> But by all means, be my guest ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (you're a fucking child!)
* OOB needs Slix around.
<Godwolf> (holding a fucking SMG!)
<[CB1]Gun> (this isn't an anime!
<Godwolf> (there are no goats in this game!)
<[CB1]Gun> (yet)
<Godwolf> Fine. No death. But if we see just one...
<OOB> Sooner or later, Slix, I'm going to need you to knock out or backstab one of these guys...you can't go off getting yourself killed
<[CB1]Gun> E6 anyone?
<OOB> No way
<OOB> that's back where we were
<[CB1]Gun> I know
<OOB> we've gotta figure out a way past these guys
<Godwolf> Mm...
<[Rainy]Blarg> D5, into the alley bob/
<Verifex> while you all sit around, a corpsec goon from east comes patrolling your direction
<Godwolf> Thank God!
<[CB1]Gun> D5 is those guys too ;)
<OOB> x_x
<[CB1]Gun> ok D5 it is
* Godwolf pulls out Gun and aims in the direction of steps, waiting happily.
* [CB1]Gun drags GW
<OOB> No you fool, he'll stilll gak you
<OOB> C'mon Slix
<OOB> we gotta catch one off-guard
<Godwolf> (Can he see us yet?
<Verifex> The goon from the east is carrying a large pistol and a tazer
<[DH]M'Hael> what if we zerg one...he cant kill us all
<[CB1]Gun> it's D5, prepare for hell
<Godwolf> OH, he's mien!
<OOB> Go D5!
* Godwolf pulls out Gun, drooling slightly.
<OOB> if you shoot that gun, Slix, every cop around will here it
<OOB> hear*
* [CB1]Gun keeps dragging him
<OOB> we'll be dead
<Verifex> as you stumble into the alley, Randy trips into some trash at the entrance to the alley
<OOB> Hm. I wonder if he heard that.
* Godwolf pulls out Katana and puts gone away.
<[CB1]Gun> (you stupid son of a bitch!!!!!)
<OOB> "meowwww"
<Verifex> the trash makes enough ruckus that you hear the CorpSec guy's gait change, it sounds like he stopped moving
<OOB> >.>
<OOB> Okay, I wanna change into a female celebrity.
<[CB1]Gun> stand still))
<OOB> some low-cut outfit
<OOB> I'm going to fix up my clothes
* Godwolf pulls out katana and waits at corner for him to come around
<OOB> and stuff two lumps in there
<OOB> and hit on that cop
<OOB> >.<'
<Verifex> (you don't have the time or the proper clothes OOB)
<Godwolf> (show your bOOBs and I'll cut his freaking leg off!
<[CB1]Gun> QBOOBS*
<OOB> (I could totally sew mine up if I had the time)
<Verifex> (you can change your face though, and you do have some plainclothes that might pass as a woman)
<OOB> (ah, alright)
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> ....this will not be good
<Godwolf> Never tasted blood?
* OOB fixes up his moldable face into a very attractive female face, and puts on some passably female plainclothes*
<Godwolf> It's like wine...
<[CB1]Gun> only off the niddle
<OOB> Hide guys
<OOB> I need to get this guy to walk past Slix
<OOB> I'll just put my hand on top of his gun
* [Rainy]Blarg hides in the corner (brb0
* Godwolf tenses body fingers tightening around handle of katana.
<Verifex> as you fumble into the alley, you can hear a slow bootstomp heading towards the alley
<OOB> and when you see that, you come cut the back of his neck
* OOB gets his feminine voice ready and walks out.
<OOB> Officer! I'm so lost....
<OOB> T-T
* [CB1]Gun inches slowly along a dark wall towards C5
<Verifex> "Stand right where you are!"
<OOB> Yes sir, I absolutely will. Are you here to help me find my way back home?
* Godwolf waits.... waits...
<OOB> *cries a little*
<[CB1]Gun> (talk about the booms)
<Verifex> and you can see him talking into his commo in his helmet
<[CB1]Gun> (-.-)
<Verifex> he approaches you, and pulls out his strip-tape binders
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<OOB> Please officer, please...I was just on my way back to the house, and my puppy ran away from me.
<Godwolf> (where is he in relation to me?)
<[DH]M'Hael> (ack, i dced)
<[CB1]Gun> (go for it GW
<Verifex> OOB, roll on here: http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> (he is about 10 feet from you)
<Verifex> but you are behind a dumpster crouched
<Godwolf> (nah... Get him a bit closer... if he radios we screwed...)
<OOB> (one second, about to roll.)
<Verifex> roll 1 10 sided
<OOB> (OK)
<OOB> (Values: 1.2)
<[CB1]Gun> (might want to cash in luck eh)
<Verifex> He seems completely unaware of you talking, and proceeds to grab your hands and striptape them
<OOB> Officer, what is the meaning of this?
<Verifex> (striptape binders are hard plastic handcuffs)
<Godwolf> (back up a bit.... struggle...... just a bit to move him back)
<Godwolf> (back being closer to me)
* OOB struggles a little and pulls him towards the alley just a little, without him noticing*
<Verifex> The goon doesn't appear to be impressed with your struggling
<OOB> If you are trying to rape me, officer, I'll have none of it!
<[CB1]Gun> (keep crying)
<Verifex> he moves you back up against the building
<[CB1]Gun> (go get him GW ;)
* Godwolf grits teeth and and rushes out of hiding straight at officer, swinging blade at neck from behind, between helmet and torso armor
<OOB> Officer, no! Don't touch me like that!
<Godwolf> (way ahead of you)
<[CB1]Gun> (but of course....tsk tsk maniac)
<[CB1]Gun> (DH, wanna make a break for it ;)
<[DH]M'Hael> yarr
<Verifex> Godwolf, roll : http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<[CB1]Gun> (wait it out first hehe)
* OOB whispers* GW, we've got more coming.
<Godwolf> Roll Result: 1: 8
<OOB> There's 2 more headed this way.
<Godwolf> (1 10 sided die, neh?)
<Verifex> Slix manages to surprise the goon enough to catch him off guard, but as you leave the alley, you notice 2 more goons from the west, one carrying a heavy SMG, and another carrying a assault rifle...
<[DH]M'Hael> shit
* OOB slips to the ground, grabs a leg between his handcuffed arms, and quickly grunts, "Slix, help me drag this body out of sight! I'll need it for a guise later, anyways...."
<[CB1]Gun> (cut him quick and run like hell)
<Verifex> the guy drops his tazer, but manages to pop a shot off with his gun at Godwolf
<OOB> oh crap
<[DH]M'Hael> we are doomed
* Godwolf twitches in reflex.
* [CB1]Gun grabs and drags GW quickly
<Verifex> your armor manages to absorb most of it, but you take 1 damage
<Godwolf> Fun...
<Verifex> (once we get stats setup we shall see what happens)
<OOB> (Did he kill the officer?)
<Verifex> (Hell No)
<OOB> (crap)
<Verifex> (he made him angry though)
<[CB1]Gun> (so run with the cuffs)
* OOB takes advantage of the delay to make a break for the alley
<OOB> Run Slix!
<Verifex> you notice the corpsec in the distance to the west have taken notice
* Godwolf falls down, grabs tazer, and tries to sweep officers leg, then runs regardless of result.
<[CB1]Gun> (DH, throw trash at him)
* [CB1]Gun runs to C5
* [DH]M'Hael runs after gun as fast as he can
<Verifex> As you fall down, you watch the goon next to you become slush
<Godwolf> Hmm... Lucky and psycho.... Good combo...
<Verifex> the assault rifle gives him a bullet bath and misses you barely
<Verifex> You aren't so lucky against the heavy smg though, and you take 2 more damage
* Godwolf sceams out "chained fucks" and runs, smiling at the welcomed pain.
<Verifex> You actually faired pretty well considering the damage of the heavy smg..
<OOB> Right. Smiling at pain. >.>
* [DH]M'Hael looks back while running
* [CB1]Gun is running T-1000 style
* OOB runs quickly, his athleticism coming in handly
* Godwolf (wonders how much OOB knows about GW or his persona in the game)
<Verifex> you run to C5, and relish the empty street block
<[CB1]Gun> B5, catch up if you can
<Verifex> but the hail of gunfire is not happy
* Godwolf runs, grunting at each step.
<Godwolf> (I'm Sooooo happy i went with both armors right now, instead of extra weapon)
* OOB darts for the next street, pulling Slix along with him.
* [DH]M'Hael runs like a 2 dollar hooker in salt lake city on a sunday night with a mormon chasing him.
* Godwolf snarls
<Godwolf> I'm not a bitch, I can still run.
<Verifex> Bob takes 1 dmg stray bullet, karma 2 dmg stray bullets and Dax takes 1 dmg stray bullet
<Verifex> this is from the goons behind you in the alley
* OOB cries. My favorite ear!
<[CB1]Gun> keep running I saw
<Godwolf> (verifex, some idea of ho much HP we have would be nice...)
<Godwolf> (so we can gauge the damage...)
<Verifex> (dont worry about it now, we'll get to that next)
<[CB1]Gun> so....who wants to tempt B6?
<Godwolf> I DO!
<Verifex> (If you survive that is.. muhaha)
* Godwolf rushes into B6.
<Verifex> you slip into the alley, with a decided lack of stray bullets
<Godwolf> So close....
<[CB1]Gun> A6, no stops ;)
<Verifex> you can hear the sound of hundreds of rounds coming from behind you though
* OOB gleefully takes a horizontal run along the alley wall in his joy at being so near their goal!
* Godwolf follows, happy.
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing kids run fast eh)
<Godwolf> (eh)
<Verifex> you get to the house marked "safehouse" on the map, and a kids not older then 10 opens the door and slips you in, it seems to be a secret panel and less of a door
<Verifex> a "Kid" not "kids"
<[CB1]Gun> Dance on the inside!
* OOB breathes a heavy sigh of relief.
* Godwolf hurries the rest of party in, half hoping for a bit more bloodshed.
<Verifex> you aren't entirely sure how he knew you were there, but you don't really give it a second thought...
<[CB1]Gun> you hurry us psssfff
<[CB1]Gun> no shit
<OOB> hehe
* Godwolf grabs Bob and throws him in.
<Verifex> The kid introduces himself as "Paul", and leads you to the nearest virtuality terminal..
* [CB1]Gun pants GW
* OOB asks the kid if he was named "Saul" before.
<OOB> >.>
* [CB1]Gun then drops his bullet bruised ass
<Godwolf> AR 6 bitch. You're pussy arms can't even lift, much less wear.
<Verifex> Surpisingly you don't hear the sound of bullets any longer
* Godwolf goes to a corner, falling back against wall.
<OOB> (that's cause I lost 2HP to stray bullets, they shot off me ears T-T)
<[CB1]Gun> yeah his ass asorbed them all
<Verifex> approaching the virtuality terminal.. you see Morgan Blackhand waiting
<Godwolf> You didn't lose your ears, lol.
<[CB1]Gun> *pants* Hey Capt'n
<Verifex> "By now, you've made it to one of my safehouses , and accessed the "V-term" you found here"
* [CB1]Gun accesses a frigde
<Godwolf> No shit, VidBoy.
<Verifex> "You should be safe here for at least four days, I move these places around on a weekly basis, and it takes CorpSec at least that long to get their Dead Guy asses in gear and track me down
<Verifex> "But you can't stay here forever Juve, we're running out of time, lets get to it
<Godwolf> Lets.
<Verifex> "If I'm gunna get you otta ere, I' mgunna need to know what you can do..
<Godwolf> I can kill things. Next.
<Verifex> Let's start with the physical stuff..
<[CB1]Gun> Or things kill you.
<Godwolf> Both are fine.
* [CB1]Gun nods
<Verifex> "See the keypad icon in front of you? the one with the ICONS marked "INT, REF, COOL, TECH, MOVE, LUCK, BODY, EMP and BODY?
<OOB> Alright, physical stuff. I can pretty much replicate anybody, so long as I can find the clothes to do it. I'm also fairly evasive.
<Godwolf> No. I'm blind. Jackass.
<[CB1]Gun> And you lost an ear ;)
<OOB> Oh gawd, you want me to use a keypad. I'm a dancer, not a nerd...
<Verifex> "Pay Attention! == this is a Military Assessment Test you're taking. It's a good onel I stole it myself from one of the bases up north..
<[CB1]Gun> Table dance for Vidman
<Godwolf> Ooh. Aren't you brave, sneaktief?
<OOB> Alright, alright. So whatcha want us to do with these keypads?
<Godwolf> (sneakthief*)
<Verifex> "It's gunna tell the AI that's handling your pick-up what you're capable of..
<[Rainy]Blarg> (hey i'm back anyone want to tell me whats going on? :P)
<Verifex> WHAT THE ICONS (Your stats) MEAN:
<[CB1]Gun> Thieves Guild ftw
<OOB> (Blarg - we're picking stats.)
<OOB> (I lost an ear.)
<Verifex> INT: Problem solving ability, smarts, memory.
<[Rainy]Blarg> (we lived eh? nice! :P)
<Godwolf> Did you seriously lose an ear?
<[CB1]Gun> You ate it!
<Verifex> REF: Reflexes, dexterity, reaction speed, coordination
<Verifex> COOL: Will, presence, resistance to stress
<OOB> No worries, that's what the freakin' moldable mask is for. I'm a facedancer, I can re-make the sucker.
<Verifex> TECH: technical ability, ability to use and repair machines and technology.
<Godwolf> Did you lose a physical or moldable ear?
<[Rainy]Blarg> did anything amazing happen to me or was i just ignored
<Verifex> LUCK: your karma, you can apply any or all of your LUCK points to die rolls each game, when you have used all of your LUCK you must wait until the next game to get any more..
<OOB> (ignored)
<Godwolf> I stepped on your nuts.
<Verifex> ATT: "attractiveness": how good-looking you are.
<Verifex> MOVE: how many meters you can run in 3 seconds..
<OOB> (ATT is useless to a Facedancer, right? Since I can just MAKE myself look good with moldable face?)
<Verifex> EMP: Empathy: Your "people skills" Charisma.
<Verifex> BODY: Body type, Strength, endurance and constitution, you can carry up to 10xBODY in kg
<Verifex> and deadlift 40xBODY in kg
<OOB> sweet.
<Verifex> Also how many wounds you can take in combat...
<[Rainy]Blarg> (do we get 50 points)
<Verifex> You have 50 points to distribute among these skills, they all must be between 2 and 8
<Godwolf> Verifex, either way you can put these all on Hobowiki>
<Godwolf> And, PLEASE, how does the HP work>
<OOB> (Works via BODY)
<[CB1]Gun> thru body
<[Rainy]Blarg> i gotta go now though, what time is next week
<OOB> (please use OOC and In Character)
<Verifex> (if you have 8 body, you have 8 hit points..)
<Godwolf> Wow.... 2 is a nightmare then, hehehe.
<Godwolf> I'm nearly halfway dead :P
[Rainy]Blarg left the room.
<Verifex> you can select all your skills now, if you already set them, you can change them if needed...
* OOB starts setting his skills
<[DH]M'Hael> (i accidentally closed my char...and also dced like 3433 times in the last few minutes of game..i got most of it...but i closed my char screen)
<Godwolf> Verifex, can you post all the stats in the Wiki
<Verifex> Okay, open your character screen up again.
<Verifex> All the stats exist for every character page
<[DH]M'Hael> (need webaddy)
<OOB> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<Godwolf> Okay, I have no idea how to edit it myself..
<Verifex> (Ok, can you all fill those things out?)
<[CB1]Gun> edit by history
<Verifex> (Godwolf, click the "edit" button at the top)
<Godwolf> I know. But it's greek from there ^.^
<OOB> OK, I've got a temporary idea of what my stats should be....editing from here.
<Verifex> (Scroll down until you see INT, REF, etc.)
<Godwolf> Okay........
<Verifex> All these stats must be within the rules..
<Verifex> 50 total distributed, all must be 2-8...
<Godwolf> So I have to put 2 everywhere?
<OOB> yes
<Verifex> (on the line after INT is where you just put a number for int..) same for all the other skills..
<Verifex> (You have to put ATLEAST 2 in every skill, but you HAVE to use all 50 points distributed among all the stats)
<Verifex> (You cannot put more then 8 in any stat, I WILL be checking through every single character)
<[DH]M'Hael> hows that fexy
<[CB1]Gun> so you must have 2 INT even if a lie);)
<OOB> There's my stats, I think
<Godwolf> Can I redistribute them later.
<Godwolf> ?
<[CB1]Gun> sure why not))
<Verifex> (Good job DH)
<[DH]M'Hael> (i cheated, ive played before
<Verifex> (No, you must do it now GW)
<OOB> What'd DH do? Go DH!
<Godwolf> I know that, what I mean is if I do something dumb, can I change it? :P
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<[CB1]Gun> (we can't stop you ;)
<Verifex> (You cannot change them later, unless of course you messed up and put 1 or 9 or 10 or didn't put all 50 in or over 50)
* OOB sees. Very nice!
<Godwolf> 14...
<[DH]M'Hael> int is my primary need right fexy? i forget
<OOB> Yes
<Verifex> (Your primary skill is int I think.. look at your char)
<Godwolf> Mine would be body...
<[CB1]Gun> REF for more theft tho
<Godwolf> I think I did it right..
<[DH]M'Hael> i got high REF and INT
<Verifex> I have put your YoGang Skill on each of your character sheets at the bottom
<Godwolf> Low tech, int, and luck...
<Godwolf> That sound right, Fex?
* OOB has crazy REF, MOV, and EMP. I'm gonna rock for dodging, running, and doing my moldable masky thing.
<Verifex> with it's primary stat in parenthesis
<[DH]M'Hael> oh nice...didnt see that
<Verifex> sure if you like GW...
<Verifex> OOB has got it right...
* OOB smiles
<Godwolf> Somehow... I think I could do without EMPathy...
<[DH]M'Hael> we doing the skills too...or just stats
<Verifex> Yes..
<OOB> Hehe, somehow, I think you are right. You don't seem like a people skills character.
<OOB> What do we do about the skills?
<OOB> O.o
<Godwolf> Nah. I dropped empathy and went for int.
<[CB1]Gun> 40 points, 1-8
<Godwolf> I also dropped attractiveness.
<Verifex> Morgan Blackhand again, "Logged? Okay. Not bad. I think you gotta snowball's chance in hell of making it after all."
<OOB> ohhhh, okay
<Godwolf> He said 50.
<OOB> 40 points, 1-8 for the Skills, Bob said.
<[CB1]Gun> 50 for stats
<Verifex> "specially in the higher scores, Now I've gotta figure out what kinda training you've had to match the natual stuff"
<Godwolf> Shoo.
<OOB> But hopefully Morgan will tell us.
<Verifex> "See somewhere back in 2020, your old man and old lady were probably a bunch of flashy edgerunners packed with chipped skills, and a buncha experience
* OOB slips on his mask and in 30 seconds, s/he's Jessica Alba. Hopefully this tells you what kind of training I've had. ;'D
<Verifex> "You aren't so luck, you didn't spend 6 years in the SouthAm learning how to jockey an AV-4 aerodyne.
<Verifex> "You haven't been drawing a salary as a hired killer for twenty years, like me."
<Verifex> "You count it lucky if you know how to swin a chain and use a knife... last year you booster a polymer oneshot and you thought you were mister Ice"
<Godwolf> stop insulting us already, and get with it...
<Verifex> "The big gangboys on your square packed Dai Lung Mags and maybe the local juve lord had a real Minami 10 that he took off the body of a local enforcer
<[DH]M'Hael> what the hell is he talkin about?
<Godwolf> He's talking about how poor we are..
<OOB> Somethin' tells me this guy just wants to reminisce about the old days.
<Godwolf> Something tell me he hasn't been shot at in too long...
<Verifex> "Yogangers aren't going to learn electronic security or pharmaceuticals in Cube Conapt High School.
<Godwolf> OmV.... GET ON WITH IT.
<Verifex> "look at the list juve, and tell me what skills you have, rate them like you did in the test before--- take 40 points ans low em between the skills this time between 1 and 8 so I can figure out where you are coming from...
<Verifex> (ans low em = and slow em')
<Verifex> (and slot em' (damn I'm bad at spelling tonight))
<OOB> (haha)
<Godwolf> Where can we find a list of skills?
<OOB> (your character page)
<Godwolf> And what they do....
<[CB1]Gun> no feats but the 1 yogang ;)
<Verifex> I will see if I can get a text readable page of this stuff to you all okay?
<OOB> great =D
<Verifex> in the wiki that is...
<Godwolf> Otay ^.^
<Godwolf> Is there a page in the book with them listed?
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<Verifex> not yet I think
<[DH]M'Hael> ya its in the book
<[DH]M'Hael> page 69
<Verifex> The book has it all, but if you don't have the book, then I'll see what I can do
<Godwolf> I got it.
<Godwolf> Same. ^.^
<Godwolf> Dude... Anyone else feel that there aren't enough skill points, lol
* [CB1]Gun raises hand
<Godwolf> Then again, I put most of mine in berserk and street fighter...
<Godwolf> Having to put 1 in everything is uncool, lol.
<Godwolf> Why do I need to drive?
<OOB> Berserk was a skill?
* OOB dies.
<Godwolf> Why would you need it, shiny face?
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<OOB> Are you even old enough to drive? For shame.
<OOB> Pft, I won't need it.
<Godwolf> 17 SF.
<OOB> I'm going to be almost 100% non-combat.
<Godwolf> Verifex...
<OOB> I might have like....pepper, to toss up their noses.
<Godwolf> Since we can't find a list of skills, we can change our skills later?
<Godwolf> can we*
<Verifex> The skill at the bottom with Parenthesis is a "yogang" skill it is special to each yogang type...
<Verifex> Sure, I'm putting the skills in the wiki...
<OOB> Yai!
<Verifex> Anyone with access to the book can help if they follow my example...
<Godwolf> Sweet. I'll go ahead and confirm this, but change once you update probably.
<Godwolf> OOB, check out my character :P
<Godwolf> Awesome! I'm hotter than OOB.
<[DH]M'Hael> is it just me or do i balance my char a bit more than others :P
<OOB> Mine's balanced, aside from Tech.
<Godwolf> Specialization, FTW!
<OOB> Surprising! I'll need Streetfighting.
<Godwolf> Why?
<[DH]M'Hael> if you look at my skills and stats both are somewhat balanced...maybe its just the class im playing
<OOB> "You'll use this skill whenever you're using melee weapons like knives, clubs, chains, broken bottles, or when you're dodging an attack by same."
<OOB> When you're dodging the attack, you use that skill.
<Godwolf> Ha!
<Godwolf> Owned :P
<OOB> =D
<Godwolf> Dude... Heavy armor + 8 Streetfightign +8 Body +8 reflexes =? A bastard of a tank.
<[DH]M'Hael> i agree meatshield...err GW
<OOB> hehe
<Godwolf> All those stats also mean I can beat you to death with a block of wood.
<Godwolf> And my class means I want to.
<Godwolf> Anymore questions () : )
<[DH]M'Hael> i have +7 +7 +6 i wont be easy prey
* Godwolf cleans his bloody katanta.
<OOB> If anyone wants to help 'Fex type up skills to make it go faster that has a book...
<Godwolf> My +8 berserk disagrees.
* [DH]M'Hael goes to read
<[DH]M'Hael> very nice.
<[DH]M'Hael> i steal shit
<Godwolf> Holy cow.
<OOB> haha
<Godwolf> Looks like nearly everyone has me in their favorites..
<Godwolf> Matter of fact.... ROFL.
<OOB> eh?
<Godwolf> It looks like nearly EVERY 2 mil score + has me in favorites :P
<Godwolf> Dang it. I'm going to need Get a Clue.
<OOB> very nice.
<OOB> The easily killable GW.
<OOB> Why is that, GW?
<OOB> You don't need that, do you?
<OOB> O_o
<OOB> You're just a shoot'em'up, though I know I'll need at least some in it for situations like when I was talking to that cop...
<Godwolf> Does a warrior need to know if a guy with a genius gun is around next corner? Yes.
<OOB> That's for people to tell you
<OOB> scouts, etc
<Godwolf> Yeah. but I'm psychotic. What if I kill them?
<[DH]M'Hael> haha
<OOB> If it detracts from your martial abilities...don't do it. O_O
<OOB> that's what I'd say.
* Godwolf thinks.
<[DH]M'Hael> oh i should prolly spend some BA and look to see if there is an ELB for sale floating around
<Godwolf> I have one.
<[DH]M'Hael> how big and is it for sale?
<OOB> Man, I need Blend too
<OOB> O_O
<OOB> all these skills I need
<Godwolf> Duh'
<Godwolf> I think Mem realized I was slaughtering him..
<Godwolf> Rofl. I've attacked Mem 141 times :P
<[DH]M'Hael> GW i take it you were just taunting me with the fact that you have an ELB
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<Verifex> hey captian...
<CaptainSquishypants> Hey. I miss all the fun stuff? Ebony just went to sleep and CB is finally working again.
<Verifex> I messaged you a bunch to get the hell in here
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<Godwolf> 700k NW or so.
<Godwolf> And of course it is for sale.
<[DH]M'Hael> ya we just finished...and you died.
<[DH]M'Hael> what you want for it
<Verifex> we don't have to be finished yet..
<CaptainSquishypants> Thats not surprising.
<[DH]M'Hael> oh snap! fexy...sweet
<[DH]M'Hael> i willing to continue if others are
<Verifex> nobody died.. "surprisingly"
<[DH]M'Hael> (goes back to OOC)
<Godwolf> Oh, awesome, I DON'T need Street Smarts.
<CaptainSquishypants> (Fexy, I'll need that roll program then and to figure out my CyberGen. And a brief catch up on whats happened.)
* Godwolf stares at Fex
<Godwolf> If you mean me...
<OOB> hehe
<Verifex> (lol yes)
<Godwolf> I knew it!
<Verifex> (almost have all the skills in wiki)
<OOB> (sweet. I still need FaceDancer T-T)
<Godwolf> Verifex, when you get a chance, take a look at my character and let me know how I did?
<Verifex> Okay, make sure to mark all the hitpoints lost ;)
<CaptainSquishypants> (You'll have to forgive my poor design on character concept Fexy but I was basing my design off of how the CyberGen book was written and its philosophy.)
* Godwolf knocks Verifex in the head.
<Verifex> (thats perfectlly fine squishy)
<Verifex> (HAng on GW, I'm putting skills in so EVERYONE can make their char!)
<Godwolf> Bite them.
<CaptainSquishypants> (And not to mention, I do kinda need to find a roll program. Wonder if Firefox has one... And how do I pick my CyberGen? :P)
<Verifex> (You don't pick cybergen)
<Verifex> (when I'm finished here we continue)
<Godwolf> It's nearly 2 AM here...
<OOB> (Fex - what does Facedancer do?)
<Godwolf> Dances on faces?
<CaptainSquishypants> (You normally don't go to sleep for another hour GW. :P)
<Godwolf> Where are those damn cameras!?!
<Godwolf> :P
<OOB> xD
<Godwolf> I normally on't get home until 1...
<CaptainSquishypants> (Well, we finally dropped to third GW.)
<Verifex> All the basic skills are in the Wiki
<Verifex> The "YoGang specific" skills are not..
<Verifex> but you can bet that each one is pretty cool..
<OOB> Yai!
<OOB> I just need to know what mine does and I'll be so set...
<Godwolf> Who's for getting more skill points!?!
<[DH]M'Hael> me!
<Godwolf> me!
<[CB1]Gun> me!
<CaptainSquishypants> (*yawns... and stabs GW*)
<Godwolf> (*yawns... and knee Captain in the groin*
<Godwolf> And we're still in second.
<Verifex> OOB, I put your yogang skill in there first...
<Godwolf> Berserk next!
<Godwolf> I have all my points there :P
<CaptainSquishypants> (Rank / Bonus: 3 / 14.6% Looks like third to me GW.)
<Godwolf> Click Top Clans.
<Godwolf> We might have been. But since then I've used over 70 BA.
<CaptainSquishypants> (I burned 112. So we might of moved up again. Kinda funny that our little gang can take a Top 3 slot and hold it.)
* OOB hurrahs that his Yogang skill is in there, and runs to check it out!
<OOB> Heehee!
<OOB> =D
<Godwolf> Very nice, OOB.
* OOB becomes Slix
<OOB> <Godwolf> Very nice, OOB.
* Godwolf aims SMG at OOB's moldable face.
<Verifex> ok GW, I put berserk in there
<Godwolf> I wonder if a spray of bullets at a moldable face is less deadly.....
<Godwolf> Thanks!
* OOB uses his crazy evasive abilites to get away.
<Verifex> anyone else need their yogang skill in the wiki?
<CaptainSquishypants> Mine would be nice Fexy.
<CaptainSquishypants> And GW, you're a MegaViolent?
<Verifex> alrighty
<Godwolf> Of course :P
<Godwolf> Not sure how useable his is.....
<CaptainSquishypants> Great... And I'm a streetfighter...
<Godwolf> Seems like it will be awesome at higher levels... But... I can't absorb damage... So ignoring it ain't great...
<CaptainSquishypants> GW, you do know that MegaViolents and StreetFighters don't get along too hot right?
<Godwolf> YES =D
<Verifex> ok, streetfighter skill in there
<Verifex> anyone else need their yogang skill defined?
<OOB> Man, my skill rocks to death.
<Godwolf> Verifex....
<Verifex> Yes?
<[DH]M'Hael> ill steal your face OOB
<Godwolf> Are skills constant states or activated, because they seem to differ...
* Godwolf will slice his face off.....
* OOB will just put another on.
* OOB will use blend to disappear shortly thereafter.
<Verifex> Skills can be used, or I decide if they need to be used in a certain situation.. they function as both a skill, and a "saving throw" like D&D
<Godwolf> Ahh...
<Godwolf> Did you create this game, Verifex?
<Verifex> so if you happen to fall down a shaft, I roll a "jock stuff + ref + D10" to see if you win..
<CaptainSquishypants> Oh man, I love Kata. As much as I'd rather go unarmed the whole time, I'm thinking a steel pipe would be a great weapon.
<Verifex> Nope...
<Godwolf> Darn :P
<OOB> Dude, I'd master that roll...
<[DH]M'Hael> this game has been around quite a long time
<OOB> big luck + big ref + big jock stuff
<CaptainSquishypants> GW, you don't know the Cyber Gen stuff?
<[DH]M'Hael> i used to play this game...
<Verifex> Yeah, and this derivation of CyberPunk is much lesser known then it's big brother CyberPunk
<CaptainSquishypants> Yep. Thats what makes it so much fun Fexy.
<CaptainSquishypants> Seriously though, I think the scariest thing I could add to my character right now would be the Tinman CyberGen.
<Godwolf> No.
<[DH]M'Hael> we had a grp that played for like 3 years...i had a Fixer that had a battle-mech for a car....it kicked ass. CorpSec and our gang had an all out war going on....
<Godwolf> Verifex...
<Godwolf> What's the point of training skills with base results?
<Verifex> huh?
<Godwolf> Like...
<OOB> BRB.
<Godwolf> NVM :)
<Verifex> okaly dokaly
<Godwolf> rofl.
<CaptainSquishypants> Alrighty Ned...
<Godwolf> Someone check my skills.
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<Godwolf> OOB :)
<OOB> Stupid dialup. I'm back now though.
<Godwolf> Someone check my skills and let me know what you think
<[DH]M'Hael> wow....min max tanker...that guy is dumb but effective at beating ass
<[DH]M'Hael> err not dumb
<Godwolf> Uneducated, thank you.
<OOB> I am curious about if you need Jock Stuff over Blend. Which is better, being able to avoid falling in a hole or being able to pop out of the shadows to kill someone?
<Verifex> yes, watch out when sneaking into someplace...
<[DH]M'Hael> for you, blend
<Godwolf> For me? Jockstuff.
<OOB> O.o
<CaptainSquishypants> I did nicely in my character design.
<[DH]M'Hael> for me...neither.
<Godwolf> Remember when I pulled you off wall? What if you had been stuck up there?
<OOB> pulled me off wall?
<Godwolf> You jumped on trashcan or something.
<OOB> I was on top of a garbage can, and I was asking someone to take me down so I didn't have to move.
<OOB> because there were soldiers on the other side.
<OOB> o.O
<Godwolf> That was it ^.^
<[DH]M'Hael> um...you are old...you damn adult...get out of my yogang
<OOB> that'd be Body
<[CB1]Gun> what's the big picture for schoolin'?
<Godwolf> And Jockstff.
* Godwolf points SMG at Hael.
<CaptainSquishypants> Who is the eldest her?
<[DH]M'Hael> not you...Squishy
<CaptainSquishypants> here*
<Godwolf> I'm 17.
<[DH]M'Hael> in real life or game
<Godwolf> game.
<Verifex> captian squishypants is the oldest
<OOB> I made mine 16
<CaptainSquishypants> *chuckles* Fexy said we could be 7-19.
<CaptainSquishypants> So I chose the deep end of the spectrum.
<[DH]M'Hael> 19 is a BAD idea if you ask me....trust me
<[DH]M'Hael> but its your char :)
<Godwolf> Yeah.... You're an adult...
<CaptainSquishypants> Nope. Just on the border before adulthood. *grins* Plays an interesting twist.
<Godwolf> I KILL YOU!
<CaptainSquishypants> I'd seriously reconsider that. I am a Street Fighter. Even MegaViolents arn't that stupid.
* Godwolf smiles viciously.
<Godwolf> Not checked my stats yet, neh?
<OOB> Nice, StreetFighters get one heck of a nice special Yogang move.
<OOB> skill*
<OOB> Kata rules
<CaptainSquishypants> I did. Like I said, don't be dumb GW. I'd hate to have to kill you in the first game. Min/Maxers die easily.
<Verifex> ok brb
<Godwolf> Not when their max is fighting ;)
* Godwolf stands up and stretches, loosening blade.
<CaptainSquishypants> Unless of course they're fighting a speed opponent. After 12 years of D&D, you learn how to fight someone who uses raw power.
<Godwolf> My reflex? 8
<Godwolf> My streetfighting? 8
<OOB> Me tooooo!
<CaptainSquishypants> Kata ability.
<Godwolf> 12 AR.
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<Godwolf> LAmu!
<OOB> Wait, nvm. I decided to lower my Streetfighting.
<Godwolf> Way too late to be of ANY user.
<Lamuness> sorry, I'm late
<[CB1]Gun> hey lammy, missed the fun
<Lamuness> yeah :(
<Godwolf> I hit a bad guy in the neck with a katana!
<OOB> GW, you haven't looked at the Kata ability yet, have you....
<Godwolf> It made me happy ^.^
<Godwolf> I have.
<[CB1]Gun> and he lived
<CaptainSquishypants> So, how do you even decide your AR in this game.
<OOB> heh, yeah, he lived
<Godwolf> My armor.
<[DH]M'Hael> i have a very balanced char...mostly cause thats what i like...to be decent at everything...i hate having shitty skills and i dont really care if i have uber skills as long as some dont suck ass
<Godwolf> I've lost 3 HP though :(
<Godwolf> Though, considering I got shot at by 3 soldiers...
<CaptainSquishypants> Going to go have a cig. Someone leave me a PM on how to figure out AR. And I need to talk with Fexy about my character.
<Lamuness> so is it completely over?
<[CB1]Gun> no
<Godwolf> Nah.
<[DH]M'Hael> naq
<Lamuness> ooo
<[DH]M'Hael> no
<Verifex> hey Lamu
<Lamuness> hi Veri
<Verifex> no, not yet..
<Godwolf> Lamuness.
<Godwolf> You get 50 stat points, 40 skill points.
<Verifex> if you'd like to play you are welcome :)
<[CB1]Gun> fex, what's the bigger picture with schoolin'
<Lamuness> k, how do I distribute?
<Verifex> what do you mean?
<Godwolf> You get a max of 8 in any stat or skill, and a minimum of 2 in any stat, and 1 in any skill.
<[CB1]Gun> like where does it go
<[CB1]Gun> ok when will it be in use ;p
<Verifex> schoolin? determines your ability to know and figure out things in the game...
<OOB> DH - I was trying to get as balanced a character as I can, but I still have a couple 1s. They just aren't necessary skills to me... like leadership....
<Lamuness> is it listed somewhere what each of the stats/skills do?
<Godwolf> Yes.
<Godwolf> On the hobo page thingy.
<Godwolf> Though, heh, the stats aren't yet.
<Godwolf> ask in chat.
<Verifex> for instance if you are trying to find a book in a library, "schoolin"
<[CB1]Gun> ....and then?
<Verifex> if you are trying to figure out what all those chemicals on the table are with the little book nearby it.. "schoolin"
<Godwolf> ifn u b ilertat u cnt fiennd it.
<[CB1]Gun> like after education what becomes of it
<Verifex> you can do intellectual things.. believe me, EVERY SINGLE skill is useful in some situation or another..
<Verifex> Lamu -- >
<CaptainSquishypants> Verifex, can we talk in PM?
* Godwolf punches Captain's character
<Verifex> sure after I'm done with lamu..
<[DH]M'Hael> thats why im balanced :P
<CaptainSquishypants> Now, GW, you know you can't hit me right? My skills are the same as your's are plus my Kata.
* OOB grins
<Godwolf> Not true?
<Godwolf> All your fighting stats are weaker than mine.
<CaptainSquishypants> Reflex is to dodge, streetfighting and Kata both boost my defense also.
<OOB> GW - remember his Kata acts like streetfighting, so it's like he has 16 points in streetfighting...
<Godwolf> No.
<Godwolf> It -replaces-.
<Godwolf> Not adds on
<CaptainSquishypants> And anyways, you're far to C.Q. to hit me.
<Godwolf> CQ?
<OOB> o.O
<Lamuness> I need a new board
<[CB1]Gun> you get a free board
<CaptainSquishypants> Did you read the PDF of the Cybergen book GW?
<[DH]M'Hael> look at it this way...Squishy will be engaging in close combat while you blow people away with your Heavy assault rifle from a 1000 meters away GW
<[DH]M'Hael> you being relatively safe too
<Lamuness> yeah, but it was scraped up pretty bad
<Godwolf> I didn't read all of it...
<CaptainSquishypants> Look at PDF page 54, under the slang for a Street Fighter.
<Godwolf> I'm a bit confused...
<Godwolf> I don't see how he would own me so bad...
<[DH]M'Hael> you are more of a ranged combatent...hes more of a hand to hand type...so its like apples and oranges
<[DH]M'Hael> you both end up juicy fruits in the end
<Verifex> While you all mill around the safehouse, there is Kibble in the kitchen, and a Segatari if you wanna play video games...
<CaptainSquishypants> Fexy, ready for our talk?
<Verifex> Not yet..
<Godwolf> Nah. Not cutting it, Hael...
<Godwolf> I'm looking for how he is better in melee....
<CaptainSquishypants> Thats what a Street Fighter is for GW. Melee.
<Godwolf> Yeah... But looking at stats...
<Verifex> Is everyone still here?
* [CB1]Gun is
* Godwolf nods.
<CaptainSquishypants> Yep. Still waiting.
* OOB has finished editing his Wiki entry
<OOB> unless I need to do my remaining HP
<OOB> I lost 2 when I was hit by stray bullets
<OOB> T-T
<[DH]M'Hael> im here
<[DH]M'Hael> im trying to figure out how i get a gun
<[CB1]Gun> buy one
<[CB1]Gun> we'll get money soon
<Godwolf> Steal mine? Or try....
<[DH]M'Hael> i dont want your gun...i have taste
<OOB> who needs guns? I wanna rubber band
* [CB1]Gun has something like that
<OOB> I'll be MacGuyver and use it to make a crossbow, along with a popsicle stick
* Godwolf points it at Hael.
<Godwolf> Come again?
<[CB1]Gun> have a interesting assortment I do...probably don't need the tracer but OB does ;)
<OOB> hehe
<[DH]M'Hael> you will see...but you will be mildly satisfied with my choice...and i think you will come to like it.
<Godwolf> ....
<[CB1]Gun> tazer?
* OOB votes mauser
<Godwolf> Nuke?
<CaptainSquishypants> How did we decide wounds? By Body or by Body Chart?
<[CB1]Gun> body
<Verifex> ok captian squishy -- >
<CaptainSquishypants> Sent you the message already. need a resend?
<CaptainSquishypants> So my HP is 7 then Gun?
<[CB1]Gun> yep
<Godwolf> Mine is 5 -_-
<Verifex> need you to respond captain squishy -- >
<OOB> Mine's 3 now.
<[DH]M'Hael> a support role weapon...not a standup thing...or a grenade launching automatic laser shooting, crossbow that flings nukes gun
* OOB cries
<Godwolf> Rofl.
<[CB1]Gun> Sling of Dennis the Menace?
<OOB> I'm heading to bed shortly, as I have a lot to get done tomorrow.
<Verifex> The initial equipment is in the book for each yogang
<OOB> errr...today.
<[CB1]Gun> indeed I got work too
Godwolf left the room.
<[DH]M'Hael> ya what i want isnt in the book we have...but there is things in other cyberpunk books
<[CB1]Gun> DH, should you have that much str fight?
* OOB is gone for tonight. Later!
OOB left the room.
<Lamuness> Gun: what can I get for Yogang stuff and Mall stuff?
<CaptainSquishypants> Your Yogang stuff is listed in the book. Mall stuff, you have a money limit and have to get it approved by Fexy.
<Lamuness> can't get the book.. >.> I'm on dial up
<[DH]M'Hael> ya its all good gun...i am not a normal mallbrat...im in a gang...most mallbrats dont gang up much...im more of a fixer/fieldbrat than an actual mallbrat
<[CB1]Gun> great one more tank
<[DH]M'Hael> Blarg might be more of a real mallbrat than me. i have not checked though..im very balance
<[DH]M'Hael> im not a tank at alll
<[DH]M'Hael> you wont see me up fighting with swords and such....screw that
<[DH]M'Hael> my idea is to be combat support..since eventually we most likely are going to piss off CorpSec or some other gang...so i will be your "eyes and ears"
<Lamuness> I'm more of a tank
<Verifex> Alrighty...
<[DH]M'Hael> your go to guy for gear, logistics. and your friendly sniper
<[CB1]Gun> lammy; pick 3 out of a towcable, bodysuit, carrybag, knife, airpistol
<CaptainSquishypants> Heh... I picked two out of my Yogang list.
<Lamuness> ;p you have to tell me what they do
<[CB1]Gun> btw I'm the sniper support guy ;p
<Lamuness> initial thought is bodysuit, knife, and carrybag
<CaptainSquishypants> Go with the Bodysuit, airpistol and carrybag Lamu. They'd probably be the best.
<Verifex> airpistol is a "paintball gun"
<Lamuness> k. is that yogang stuff?
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<Verifex> alright..
<[CB1]Gun> no way I'll list the mall....
<Verifex> don't worry about mallstuff, that is too difficult to do without having the damn book...
<CaptainSquishypants> Bah... I can't find anything I like in the mall list. Atleast not for my character.
<[CB1]Gun> lammy, you have to have at least 1 in each skill
<Lamuness> d'oh...
<Verifex> yes, he is right
<Verifex> skills have 1 min, 8 max
<CaptainSquishypants> fill out the stats with 50 points distributed amongst them min 2, max 8.. and fill out the skills with 40 points, min 1 max 8..
<[CB1]Gun> there's plenty to buy...the drum set and stuff is weird tho
<CaptainSquishypants> There is plenty to buy but none of it fits how I see Jacob.
<Verifex> okay, well lets not worry about mall stuff yet.. okay, we are not at the mall yet ;P
<[CB1]Gun> yeah mine has a sam fisher kit going ;p
<[CB1]Gun> hehe
<Verifex> you can keep mall stuff if you've already gotten that far, but you don't technically "have" it yet...
<[CB1]Gun> indeed
<CaptainSquishypants> How does my character look Fexy?
<Lamuness> there, I think I'm set
<Verifex> looks good Captainsquishy!
<CaptainSquishypants> Ooo... I see one piece of armor that actually appeals to me for my character... *makes a note of it*
<[CB1]Gun> with this many tanks, should pool for the autodoc -.-
<Lamuness> vroom vroom Gun
<CaptainSquishypants> heh... I'm not a Tank.
<CaptainSquishypants> Although I hit like one.
<CaptainSquishypants> Hey Fexy, are you going to allow Armored Clothing? ^.^
<Lamuness> wait..do I have unlimited ammo with the airpistol?
<Verifex> if you can find armored clothing you can have...
<CaptainSquishypants> Ugh... 7 more days and I can change my name back to SilvaGaidin.
<Verifex> no lamu.. you buy packs of like 1000 paintballs though..
<Lamuness> hm.. can an airpistol kill?
<CaptainSquishypants> Haha, I have three items I'm looking for in the Mall. And all three will be hard to find.
<[CB1]Gun> it's like $5 for 1000 shots or w/e
<CaptainSquishypants> Lamu, you ever been hit with a paintball on the skin?
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
<Lamuness> hm, maybe I should go with a knife instead then..
<CaptainSquishypants> They bruise you easily. And frozen paintballs can shatter sheets of glass.
<[CB1]Gun> tho you can boost the paint for biowarfare ;)
<Verifex> there are paintballs with "acid", "poison" or "drugs" that cost $30 for 1000
<CaptainSquishypants> Trust me Lamu, Paintball guns are FAR deadlier than most people think.
<Lamuness> hm...alright
<CaptainSquishypants> hey Fexy, know where I got the idea for my Dojo name?
<Verifex> no idea
<Lamuness> Gun: puah ha ha, I can beat on you
<CaptainSquishypants> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_to_hand_combat
<CaptainSquishypants> In the history section, third paragraph.
<[CB1]Gun> got a heavy pistol and molotovs
<CaptainSquishypants> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendu
<CaptainSquishypants> Or heck, thats the direct wiki link.
<Verifex> ok, looks like the players are dropping like flies.. we only got 4 left...
<Lamuness> plenty
<[CB1]Gun> blarg you awake?
<CaptainSquishypants> Blarg, you there?
<CaptainSquishypants> Hey Fexy, did you ever find that online Dice program?
<[CB1]Gun> found one he made one
<CaptainSquishypants> Even better. Got a link for it?
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
[DH]M'Hael has joined the room.
<Verifex> hey welcome back dh
<[Rainy]Blarg> uh yeah
<[DH]M'Hael> dunno what happened...comp just shut off
<CaptainSquishypants> Sweet... Dice program ftw.
<[DH]M'Hael> blargy have you done your stats and skills yet?
<[Rainy]Blarg> nope, cause i was gone for all that, but i can do it
<Lamuness> hm..there's a cg +31 for rent...
<Lamuness> is that a good deal? $7k for 5 days?
<[CB1]Gun> looks like I'll be the techie =/
<[DH]M'Hael> theres no techie?
<Verifex> Okay, I was kinda hoping we would have Despiz here..
<[CB1]Gun> not an active one
<Verifex> he is the only tinkertot
<Verifex> thats okay :)
<[Rainy]Blarg> do you need me or DH to switch veri? since we are both mallbrats?
<[DH]M'Hael> if you like i can switch...
<Verifex> No not at all!
<[CB1]Gun> 2 mallrats and all want to fight
<Lamuness> those adults don't stand a chance
<[Rainy]Blarg> pht, i don't need to fight, i can get you mindless brutes to do if for me
<[DH]M'Hael> trust me Gun..in this game everyone has to fight at some point
<[CB1]Gun> dur
<Lamuness> hm..maybe I should put 8 for fearless leader
<[DH]M'Hael> if you want to be the "Sniper" Gun...ive got other ideas.
<Lamuness> then I can make you all do things for me
<[CB1]Gun> think car hacking, like vex pointed out once, was a good route to go
<[Rainy]Blarg> when are we getting ybergens veri?
<Verifex> hold onto your pants!
<Verifex> ok, back to game!
<[Rainy]Blarg> :P
<[DH]M'Hael> (it would be a good role for the "group leader" gun...since you kinda got placed in that role. )
<[Rainy]Blarg> (too late for real role playing for me)
<CaptainSquishypants> (I'm enjoying the dice program...)
<[Rainy]Blarg> (if you really don't gun, i can be one, cept i'd need to change everything about me)
<[CB1]Gun> that's why my EMP and leadership is high(which also effects my gang relation
<Lamuness> Gun: your high empathy makes me hate you even more
<[Rainy]Blarg> haha
<[DH]M'Hael> ok ill go a different route Gun...that role fits you better than me.
<Verifex> A kid somewhere between the age of 7 and 9 comes running over to Jacob, crying
<[DH]M'Hael> hey kid..whats the matter
<[Rainy]Blarg> (so stats ened to be between 2 and 8?)
<CaptainSquishypants> (DH is named Jacob too? That might make things interesting.)
<[CB1]Gun> many saying we need the hacker type is all
<Verifex> He grabs ahold of Jacobs leg and squeezes
<[CB1]Gun> mainly*
<Verifex> (DH, I thought your name was Dax frey?)
<[DH]M'Hael> (it is)
<Verifex> (captian squishy is jacob)
<[DH]M'Hael> i assume we are all in the same room?
<Verifex> he's bauling his eyes out
* CaptainSquishypants frowns as he looks down at the kid and drops to a knee, staring the child in the eyes. "You alright young one? Whats the matter?"
<Verifex> (yes)
<CaptainSquishypants> (*wants his CyberGen* Seriously, I can't wait for that roll. All I'm hoping for is Tinman or Alchy.)
<Verifex> "I want my hanna, I want my hanna"
<[CB1]Gun> (don't forget bolter)
<Lamuness> (shooting for bolter or tinman)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah lammy needs bolter)
<Lamuness> (I want tinman)
<CaptainSquishypants> "What is your Hanna little one? I cannot find it if you don't tell me."
<[Rainy]Blarg> (ok, i'm outtie, just updated my stats, will do more tomorrow or something
<CaptainSquishypants> (Tinman would make Jacob perfect since his body is his weapon already.)
<[CB1]Gun> (everyone but me wants tinman :P)
<[Rainy]Blarg> (i want that psychic one gun)
<Verifex> Another guy around 14 or so, blond hair, dark eyes, and a faux military getup on comes over to you after seeing this kid crying on you
<CaptainSquishypants> (Although Alchy would make disolving people's armor rather fun in close combat. heh)
<[DH]M'Hael> (i dont care about cybergens really)
<Lamuness> (mentally challenged)
[Rainy]Blarg left the room.
* CaptainSquishypants nods up at the Guardian and looks down at the crying child. "Missing a hanna. Know what he means?)
<CaptainSquishypants> *"
<Verifex> "Hey juve, this kid lost his big sister outside, I had to grab him in order to get him here safe"
<[CB1]Gun> Oh a Lass :)
* Lamuness overhears the conversation
* CaptainSquishypants sighs softly and nods as he peels the child from his leg and turns to the door. "About how far then? I'll see what I can do."
<Verifex> "He wasn't too happy with me, but I guess you are dressed similar to her or something"
* Lamuness snorts
<[CB1]Gun> (wonder how thin thongs are this year)
<Verifex> "hell I dunno why he came to you, but anyways, good luck with that"
<Verifex> he chews some kibble and sits back down to the segatari and picks up a controller
* CaptainSquishypants looks down at the child and frowns slowly as his eyes crease. "Was Hanna part of the Defendu Dojo?"
* [CB1]Gun stares blankly
* CaptainSquishypants holds up a hand, the black cloth covering his fist as he points at the Blossom on it. "Did she wear something like this?"
<Verifex> "I don know, I want her back, I want her back now!"
* Lamuness stays cool. so very cool. B-)
* CaptainSquishypants looks back at the Guardian who had come over, his voice tightly pinched. "Which direction did you pick up the kid?"
<Verifex> the kid grabs the cloth and squeezes it
<[CB1]Gun> Come boarderschool reject let's hunt some wabbit.
<Verifex> "is this from hanna?"
<Lamuness> what did you just say scooter boy?
<CaptainSquishypants> "No little one. But I'll see if I can find her. Stay here and behave."
<Verifex> "where is she!?"
<[CB1]Gun> Hey now a scooter seats two. ;)
* Lamuness walks over to kid
<Verifex> one of the kids who was off in the bedroom earlier when you arrived has come back into the main room..
<Lamuness> hey kid, where did you last see your sistah?
<Verifex> (the safehouse is a pretty basic room, if you want a map I can send one, but its nothing to look at)
<CaptainSquishypants> (I'm going off of the safehouse map in the book mentally.)
<Verifex> "I saw her by the elephant!"
<Lamuness> Elephant? where's an elephant?
<[CB1]Gun> Smell the kid's breathe.
<Verifex> thinking back, you can't remember if you saw an elephant, but there was bound to be many signs on the buildings you passed on the way here
<Lamuness> alright moped boy, we're gonna find us an elephant
<[CB1]Gun> Do I have a bike now?)
<Lamuness> aww, does the Goganger not have a bikey? here, how about a tricycle?
<Verifex> Yes, you do, but I wouldn't try to use it...
* CaptainSquishypants sighs softly as he walks towards the southern exit of the safehouse, waving over his shoulder as he slings a gymbag over his right shoulder. "I'll see what I can do. Someone keep him company."
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy you should've got the towcable for surfs up dude ;)
<[DH]M'Hael> (hahaha)
<Lamuness> (>_< d'oh! that's brilliant!)
<Verifex> it's outside laying underneath a bunch of cardboard
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah I rule like that and will likely buy it)
<[CB1]Gun> I'll stay with the kid. ;)
* CaptainSquishypants walks outside of the building, humming softly as he eyes the streets, wondering which direction to head first.
<Verifex> As you walk towards the exit, a virtuality message pops up signalling the alarm systems are enabled
* Lamuness keeps Bob company
* [DH]M'Hael pulls out his V-Term and attempts to Access the V-Mall
<[CB1]Gun> Ok, I'm coming with you.
<[CB1]Gun> (has 8 TECH)
<Verifex> the two exits to the safehouse have long corridors lined with lots of advanced alarm systems, some of which you've never seen before...
<Lamuness> I guess I'll go with Bob to keep him out of trouble
<[CB1]Gun> You can try.
<Verifex> The mall is available to you Dax..
<[DH]M'Hael> im staying...see what i can find at the V-Mall...any requests?
<CaptainSquishypants> "Anyone know how to turn these off? I really don't feel like messing with them."
<[CB1]Gun> Hey old guys, unlock the door!
<[DH]M'Hael> leave them on...you have a personal phone?
<CaptainSquishypants> "An armored black trenchcoat if you can still find one. I can put my Dojo's logo on it myself."
<Verifex> The kid who was in the bedroom earlier, and was getting some kibble comes over to ya, "Hey you tryin to get us all in trouble huh?"
* CaptainSquishypants frowns over his shoulder, "Nope... Should probably get one of those too. Order them for me."
<[DH]M'Hael> ok so a armored trench, any one else?
<[CB1]Gun> Yes I am.
<Verifex> The kid looks kinda dirty, but he carries it well..
<CaptainSquishypants> "So, anyone turning off this alarm system or am I just walking through it?"
<Verifex> armored trench isn't available..
<[CB1]Gun> Talk to Stinky the Kid.
<Verifex> a couple other kids get up and start walking towards Jacob
<[CB1]Gun> Good, babysitters.
<Verifex> most of them seem to be acquinatances with the dirty (not stinky) kid
* CaptainSquishypants sighs softly as he turns to the kids walking towards him, scratching the side of his head slowly, showing off the logo on the back of his glove purposefully, "Look, I just want to see if I can find the kid's Sister.
<CaptainSquishypants> "*
* [DH]M'Hael attempts to locate any military hardware available from all available sources
<[CB1]Gun> Whispers"Yeah we're all at that age."
<Verifex> "ain't nobody goin out there to put us all in danger juve, we staying right here till its safe" says the lead kid (not dirty) who seems to be dressed in some kind of overalls and carrying something that looks like a wrench
<[CB1]Gun> Bet his sis can make waffles, how's that grab ya?
<Verifex> (DH you have much difficulty at this point, you might want to wait till you can reach your contacts outside)
<CaptainSquishypants> "Look CQ, if she's part of my Dojo, I have to know. You really want to start a war?"
<[DH]M'Hael> (ok, being that its unsafe out there currently...there isnt much i can do from in here...so ill...chill out for a moment)
<Verifex> Another kid says "Hey don, I bet that kids gunna get us all fracked"
* Lamuness checks out the scene
<[CB1]Gun> And I'll bring back IHOP while I'm at it.
<[CB1]Gun> You don't want us going out fine....where's a Clean bed?
<Verifex> (who are you talking to?)
<[CB1]Gun> (some kid)
<Verifex> the dirty kid says, "hey who're you anyways" (to Jacob)
<CaptainSquishypants> "Now look... Don... I'd rather not have this get Bushi but I have to know if she's part of my Dojo and thats just the Kata. We clear?" He looks purposefully at the new Leader of this bunch.
<[CB1]Gun> Ugh where's the couch...*walks over and crashes*
<Verifex> (don, the wrench guy says to the kid) "hey, your sis run with this kid?"
<Verifex> "i dunno, he has my sis's picture"
<CaptainSquishypants> "My name is Jacob Lager, Sensei of the Defendu Dojo. And honestly, I just want to go outside. Is that really too much to ask?" Jacob says, looking at the Dirty Kid.
<[CB1]Gun> (heh lammy's carrybag is $5)
<Verifex> "on his shirt, there" (kid grabs jacobs shirt)
<CaptainSquishypants> (Its on the back of the shirt he wears Fexy. :P)
<Verifex> (he grabs the back then)
<CaptainSquishypants> "And if the kid is right, she's part of my Dojo, so let me out."
<Verifex> "yes, yes it is" says don, "we have some trouble here" says the military guy from across the room, obviously annoyed
* CaptainSquishypants rubs his arms slowly as he looks between the two, "Look, I just want out to find Hanna. You little CQs are stopping me from finding more of my Dojo."
<Verifex> "you go out that door and we get fracked, I've lost too many already to let a stupid juve like you let them get us"
<Verifex> (says don)
* CaptainSquishypants flexs his hands slowly, the polyster stretching as he growls softly, "And you little punks are going to get more of my people killed. I've already lost too many to the camps and refuse to lose another."
* [CB1]Gun grovels on couch
<Verifex> "Look 'jacob' (said with a funny up and down intonation) I don't care what you want to do, if you go out there, we risk death, I don't care how many you've lost, I dont wanna lose my juves here"
* [DH]M'Hael pokes his head up out of his V-Term. "hey man, i cant seem to get any threads from here. some of us got shizz to do, what do you want us to do ? lay low forever?"
<CaptainSquishypants> "You cowards have no Giri. Just to protect your own backs and hide from CorpSec ain't that right?"
<Lamuness> (sorry, I'm gonna have to go to bed...)
<[CB1]Gun> Bah! Loud noises...ramble, ramble *marches off to bathroom*
<Verifex> "thats right juve, you'd be best to do the same!"
<[DH]M'Hael> look, i have to get to my shizz or some one with jack it. you have anyway to get us out safely?
<Verifex> "I bet that juves a frackin' Raptor!" (says the dirty kid)
* [CB1]Gun pops pills while taking a shit
Lamuness left the room.
<Verifex> (A raptor is a juve who has been recruited by the corps to spy on yogangs and basically be a "snitch")
<[CB1]Gun> Yes kid when hide notes in poo. Come get your fortune cookie.
<[DH]M'Hael> Hey man...theres a 220 i got to get to...ill cut you in on it for a safe way out.
<Verifex> (one of the kids wearing some non-descript junk on his body, who hasn't said anything yet lunges at Jacob from the left)
* [CB1]Gun washes hands
* [DH]M'Hael has no weapons
<Verifex> (soon after the other kids (4 present) jump at jacob as well)
<[DH]M'Hael> you are slacked now!
* CaptainSquishypants growls and slams his body sideways, snapping down at the kids arms with his hand
<Verifex> WAIT STOP!
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<CaptainSquishypants> (*bites gun for using OOC words IC*)
<[DH]M'Hael> (i had to resist the urge to yell FUCK YO COUCH!)
<Verifex> Roll initiave D10 and add your "get a clue" to that score...
<[DH]M'Hael> (how do i roll)
<[CB1]Gun> *pokes head out* Don't fuck up my couch tots!
<CaptainSquishypants> (I'm boned. Got a 5.)
<Verifex> everyone who notices the altercation (should be just about everyone), roll
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<[DH]M'Hael> (im not in the fight, but i want a init roll if you dont mind)
<[CB1]Gun> 10
<Verifex> roll > http://www.defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> plus your "get a clue"
<[CB1]Gun> (children of the corn going down!)
<CaptainSquishypants> (*snickers* Although to be honest, I guess I should use a recent roll...)
<[DH]M'Hael> 12
<CaptainSquishypants> (*got a 5 with his Get a Clue and preceeds to get beaten to a pulp*)
<Verifex> Gun? what is your roll plus Get a clue?
<[CB1]Gun> 12
<Verifex> alrighty then..
<Verifex> one of the kids dressed in a red shirt and black pants runs and jumps on Jacob, he manages to simply grab your arm
<Verifex> (right arm)
<Verifex> (DH and Gun, both go at same time)
<[CB1]Gun> roll?
<Verifex> no, what are you going to do?
<[CB1]Gun> run up and haymaker a squirt
<[DH]M'Hael> im going attempt to stop a mud hole in one of the attackers heads
<[CB1]Gun> (so mature)
<Verifex> roll both of you: D10 + Streetfighting + BOD
<[DH]M'Hael> 21
<[CB1]Gun> 16
<Verifex> (DH what exactly are you doing again?)
<[DH]M'Hael> punting a dude in the head...football style
<[CB1]Gun> (lunging front kick ;)
<Verifex> (Gun you hit the dirty kid, roll D10)
<[CB1]Gun> 2
<Verifex> (DH you manage to kick Don, roll D10)
<[DH]M'Hael> 4
<Verifex> don manages manages to keep his balance, though he is noticably dazed
<[CB1]Gun> (pee wee's secret word is....Banzai!)
<[CB1]Gun> (let's drunk a kid since I didn't flush muahahaha)
<Verifex> The dirty kid takes it and gives you a evil stare before grabbing your arm and throwing you to the ground
<[CB1]Gun> Ugh you ward me off with your smell.
<Verifex> Don swings his wrench around at Jacob, but misses wildy
<Verifex> The kid with spiky hair lunges at Jacob, but is parried quite easily even while grappled..
<Verifex> (Captain squishy, your turn)
<CaptainSquishypants> (So, there is the kid with spiky hair, Don and the guy holding my arm all in the relative area?)
<Verifex> yes
<CaptainSquishypants> (Snap kick to the inside of the right knee of the guy holding my arm.)
<Verifex> D10
<Verifex> + streetfighting + bod
<CaptainSquishypants> 18
<Verifex> you snap-kick him, sending him down ontop of Bob
<[CB1]Gun> Get off me faggio!
<CaptainSquishypants> (That was an attempt to shatter his knee when I dropped him.)
<[DH]M'Hael> ( bet it didnt feel good atleast)
<Verifex> The kid with red shirt manages to twist his body towards Jacob and tries to grab his feet but only manages to swipe at the air
<Verifex> (DH, gun your turn)
<CaptainSquishypants> "I told you Don, I don't want to fight. You let me out and quit this nonsense, I won't hurt you." He says with a growl as he readies himself and watchs the group infront of him.
<[CB1]Gun> 21
<[DH]M'Hael> (side step kick to the stomach)
<Verifex> (what are you attacking how?)
<[CB1]Gun> turn the guy on top of me over and wail on his face
<[DH]M'Hael> 15
<Verifex> (who dh?)
<[DH]M'Hael> (don)
<[CB1]Gun> classic kid fight
<Verifex> Bob you wail on the red shirt kid pretty good, he looks like hes kinda a wussy
<[CB1]Gun> (excellent :)
<Verifex> Dax, you miss the kick, and Don retailiates against you with the wrench, he connects to your leg just as you are rebalancing yourself from the kick it hurts like a bitch and sends you to the floor in pain
<[DH]M'Hael> AHH YOU FUCKER~
<Verifex> the dirty kid lunges again at Jacob, this time successfully grabbing ahold of Jacob in a big ol' bear hug
<Verifex> (which is no easy feat considering jacobs size)
<CaptainSquishypants> (Heh, ain't that but the truth.)
<Verifex> the spiky hair kid punches jacob in the chest and it makes you grimace a alot
<CaptainSquishypants> (So I'm facing away from the dirty kid then?)
<Verifex> kinda, hes got you from the side in a bearhug
<[CB1]Gun> (that's ackward)
<CaptainSquishypants> (Sucks to be him...)
* [CB1]Gun gets a bit lightheaded wailing on the tot for so long
<CaptainSquishypants> (My attack then Fexy?)
<Verifex> (yes)
* CaptainSquishypants blinks his eyes, focusing himself from the blow and then pulls his right arm across his chest before slamming his elbow into the side of Stinky's face
<CaptainSquishypants> 19
<Verifex> you connect, and he ends up holding his face on the ground next to Bob
<[CB1]Gun> (venegeance!)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah way off....)
<CaptainSquishypants> (Jacob no like being touchied by stinky people. ^.^)
<Verifex> the red shirt kid tries to kick you off but only wiggles fruitlessly
<CaptainSquishypants> (Smart Idea #123: Get within physical range of a Street Fighter who said he was the Sensei of his Dojo.)
<Verifex> (DH, Gun, your turn)
<[DH]M'Hael> (leg sweep with good leg, on Don) 22
<[CB1]Gun> 22 :) falling elbow drop on stinky's collar bone area
<Verifex> ouch! both connect
<Verifex> Don falls face first into the floor
<Verifex> Stinky (dirty) simply moans "ahhhh stop it stop it stop it!" and when you glimpse his face you notice a tad bit of tears in his eyes
<Verifex> the red shirt guy kicks Bob in the knee sending him tripping into stinky but not quite onto the floor
<[CB1]Gun> (Tora! Tora! Tora!)
<Verifex> The spiky hair guy claws at jacob but wildly swats the air
<Verifex> Don turns on the floor and attempts a futile wrench attack on Dax
<[DH]M'Hael> ( is he still down
<Verifex> (dirty/stinky?)
<[DH]M'Hael> (and im seriously suprised he didnt drop the wrench to catch his fall...don)
* CaptainSquishypants slams his fist forward into Spiky's chest, twisting his body to watch Don
<CaptainSquishypants> 23
<Verifex> (yeah, he did drop his wrench, but he managed to grab it again)
<[DH]M'Hael> (whata bastard, ima beat him to death with it if i get a hold of it)
<Verifex> you connect to spiky and he hunches over forward in pain (air knocked out reaction)
<[CB1]Gun> (swirly for the lot!)
<[CB1]Gun> 19, jumping heel kick towards don
<Verifex> Red shirt swings at Bob, misses and manages to spin himself off-balance
<[CB1]Gun> oops
<Verifex> ok, you attacked don?
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<Verifex> (DH?)
<Verifex> roll damage too'
<Verifex> just D10
<[DH]M'Hael> (im going to roll over and stap don in the ear, attempting to rupture his eardrum) 21
<Verifex> roll D10 dmg
<[DH]M'Hael> 9
<[DH]M'Hael> (boom, headshot)
<[CB1]Gun> 5
<Verifex> you bang don in the ear and he yelps a bit
<Verifex> you kick don and he rolls over
<Verifex> Don rolls away, then runs off
<[DH]M'Hael> (does he take his wrench?)
<Verifex> (of course)
<[CB1]Gun> (lol)
<Verifex> Spiky hair kid just reels in pain on the ground
<[DH]M'Hael> (whata ass, i needed a melee weapon lol)
<Verifex> dirty kid does the same
<[CB1]Gun> (double team dunking on red shirt ;)
* CaptainSquishypants reachs down and grabs the Spiky haired kid, picking him up and staring into his eyes, his right arm hidden behind his back, "Undo the security locks now."
<[DH]M'Hael> just kill him...ill figure them out myself
<[CB1]Gun> No way, it stinks enough in here.
<Verifex> "whatcha talkin bout?! I can't do anything to the security, Morgan did that"
<[CB1]Gun> Why didn't you say so!?!
<[DH]M'Hael> so we are locked in here? like prisoners?
<[CB1]Gun> Makes sense.
* [DH]M'Hael hobbles around
<Verifex> "hey I don't know any more then you, I just got here"
* CaptainSquishypants throws Spiky aside and walks to the bathroom, hiding his right arm from sight as running water can be heard in the bathroom.
<[DH]M'Hael> (whats the spikey haired kid wearing)
<[CB1]Gun> lol what a roll ;) 21, bitch slap red shirt
<Verifex> white shirt and jeans
<[DH]M'Hael> give me your money
<[DH]M'Hael> (to the spikey haird kid)
<Verifex> "I don have anything leave me alone"
<Verifex> Some of the other kids in the house start standing up and walking towards you
<Verifex> noticably non-single-gang affiliates
<[DH]M'Hael> pfft...whos going to pay for my doc visit for the leg you helped cause.
* CaptainSquishypants walks out of the bathroom, a strip of cloth wrapped around his right arm, "Leave the kid alone. I'll cover it."
<[CB1]Gun> (see, pool for auto doc)
* [DH]M'Hael walks off
<[CB1]Gun> What a fun lock-in this is. :)
<[DH]M'Hael> (is there any wooden chairs about?)
<Verifex> no, it's all plastic junky furniture
<[CB1]Gun> (trees in the future? ha)
<[DH]M'Hael> ugh i need to lay down.
<[CB1]Gun> Not on my couch.
* CaptainSquishypants sighs as he sits on the couch, slowly wiping down his arms with the cloth, watching everyone pointedly, "So, we're stuck in here and I may of lost another of my Dojo."
<Verifex> most everything is made of crappy plastic, and looks terribly disposable
* [DH]M'Hael lays down on the couch
<[CB1]Gun> Use red shirt as a pillow.
<[CB1]Gun> Bastard!
<[CB1]Gun> Red Shirt! Get me a clean sleeping bag, Chop, chop.
<[DH]M'Hael> hey guys...we need a flash man....
<Verifex> "get it yourself butthead"
* CaptainSquishypants growls and wipes his arms faster, watching to make sure noone is paying attention as the cloth turns silver.
<[CB1]Gun> (hey now, can that bitch slap still happen? ;)
<[DH]M'Hael> (are you metagaming Squishy?)
<Verifex> Its about 1:30am now, and you are all getting kinda tired
<CaptainSquishypants> (Huh?)
<[CB1]Gun> (veri pm'd him fo sho)
* [CB1]Gun wonders over to red shirt's bag and gets in
<[DH]M'Hael> (oh fosho. i was trying to figure out what that was all about..but then i thought about it
* [CB1]Gun farts in bag
<Verifex> there are a few beds, a couch, and a number of sleeping pads
<Verifex> some of the juves brought their own sleeping bags
<[CB1]Gun> My bag now.
<[CB1]Gun> Grrr.
* CaptainSquishypants heads back to the bathroom, grabbing a few towels and wrapping them around his arms, heading to a sleeping pad and laying on it slowly, using his cloth covered arms as pillows, "I'll just sleep here."
<[DH]M'Hael> (is red in the bag with you?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno, veri tell us)
<Verifex> you see the red shirt kid has a sleeping bag in his hand (they are the size of a cigarette pack when folded)
<[CB1]Gun> Oh well used bag is still ok.
<Verifex> he goes over near the bedroom and opens it up
<Verifex> some of the other kids go to the sleeping pads
* [CB1]Gun didn't flush
<[DH]M'Hael> ugh i feel terrible all of the sudden
<Verifex> the little kid tries to snuggle with one of the guys but they shoo him away
<[CB1]Gun> (1 more surprise in the morning I say)
<[CB1]Gun> Who wants the kid?
<Verifex> One of the girls takes the kid to sleep with them
<[CB1]Gun> Shit.
<Verifex> slowly all the kids make their way to bed
* [CB1]Gun snuggles around in bag
<Verifex> with only the tiny glow of little micro-electronics all over the safehouse still illuminating the main room
<Verifex> Alrighty, I'm going to wrap it up here
<Verifex> I'm tired (2am here!)
<[CB1]Gun> 4 am here :P
<Verifex> wha!
<[CB1]Gun> yeah been a bad sleeping week
<CaptainSquishypants> (2am here too... Sleepy time calls and Ebony is gonna be angry.)
<Verifex> I'll give you guys 15 IP for being such troopers and sticking it out this long and getting through a fight none-the-less
<CaptainSquishypants> (But Dies Easily is back in #1 for Clan Rank. ^.^ Held it for almost 20hrs now.)
<CaptainSquishypants> Sooo... how do we use IP again? lol
<Verifex> IP is pretty easy to use..
<[CB1]Gun> skill points only?
<CaptainSquishypants> 1 IP per skill point?
<Verifex> To improve a skill you need the current skill level x 10 in IP
<[DH]M'Hael> so to go from 8-9 you need 80 ip
<Verifex> To improve a stat you need the current skill level x 30 in IP
<[CB1]Gun> ok ty
<Verifex> oh wait, I'm wrong.. you need the needed skill level x10 and x30
<Verifex> so for level 9 you would need 90
* CaptainSquishypants confused now
<Verifex> for level 10 you need 10, 2-20, 3-30
<Verifex> so to improve a skill from 4 to 5, you need 50 ip
<[DH]M'Hael> just take the number and add a 0
<Verifex> you won't have enough to improve stats for a while, but if you keep up the good work you may be able to some day :)
<[CB1]Gun> anything else to wrap this up?
<Verifex> Since you are all going to sleep, you heal one HP..
<CaptainSquishypants> Alright, heading over to Carnage to brag about being #1 again and then heading to sleep.
<CaptainSquishypants> And how do I know how many HP I lost? lol
<Verifex> during that fight none of you really lost any HP
<Verifex> the last one that is..
<[CB1]Gun> indeed, only took a swift kick to the knee from a wimp
<Verifex> alrighty guys, well I just gotta ask, what do you guys think? you like the game so far?
<[CB1]Gun> yeah I'm surprised
<CaptainSquishypants> Haha, yeah. I love Cyber Punk games and this one has a fun twist.
<[CB1]Gun> well done fex well done
<Verifex> Thank you :) I look forward to doing this again next thursday..
<CaptainSquishypants> Yes Sir! And I have another NUB applying to the Clan...
<[CB1]Gun> botcheck car/gory
<CaptainSquishypants> lol
<CaptainSquishypants> Hey Fexy, did I do pretty decently for a Street Fighter?
<Verifex> yes you did great actually..
<[CB1]Gun> yet I did more kicks hehe
<Verifex> haha!
<[CB1]Gun> nvm only did 1
<[DH]M'Hael> fexy have you ever done standard CP?
<Verifex> It will be even more fun next time, I've just got the time-consuming job of getting everyone else up to speed..
<Verifex> Nope..
<Verifex> Closest to standard CP I did was Rifts... and I hated that system..
<CaptainSquishypants> Moving to Carnage.
<[DH]M'Hael> its cool,
CaptainSquishypants left the room.
<[DH]M'Hael> same
<Verifex> yeah so I've heard...
[DH]M'Hael left the room.
<Verifex> alright, see you guys later
-- You are no longer an op in RPG Room
*** Now in room carnage
- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<Andracen> howdy :)
<Verifex> alrighty, that was fun!
<Verifex> see you guys tomorrow!
<[DH]M'Hael> indeed
<Andracen> remember PG Verifex!
<[DH]M'Hael> say what And?
R1SK has joined the room.
<Andracen> Verifex sounded like he might have had a PG-13 or R story to tell
<Verifex> LOL
<[DH]M'Hael> haha