0014 CB CyberGen Session

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*** Now in room carnage
- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
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<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Veri!
<DrAcO5676> hiya Sexy Fexy!
<Verifex> hail comrade gun!
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<Verifex> hey draco, hows everyone?
<DrAcO5676> I can't speak for everyone but I am doing fine
<InebriatedArsonist> Hopefully the identity politics of the nomination race will tear apart the Democrats.
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<Verifex> Hopefully?
<ootyDance> Likely.
<[CB1]Gun> hopes haven't got us far but we still can fex ;)
* InebriatedArsonist hates Billary and Obama more than he hates McCain.
<[CB1]Gun> we 4 for CGen sadly blarg walked out mins ago
<Verifex> oh ok, well is everyone ready?
* [CB1]Gun would've voted McCain in '00 & '04 while disliking the guy
<Nemerizt> im here
<[CB1]Gun> can't say hate given his "peers"
<ootyDance> meh, I think I'm done with CGen, more or less since my character has a useless special talent and no combat capabilities to speak of.
<Nemerizt> lol
<ootyDance> Facedance has not been used -once- to any effect.
<[CB1]Gun> we got some chicks last time
<Nemerizt> you just need to find a way to use it
<InebriatedArsonist> That sounds like a finishing move from Mortal Kombat.
<[CB1]Gun> neme screwed us by scaring a hobo ;p
<Nemerizt> hehe
<Nemerizt> i gotta do what a goth's gotta do
<ootyDance> IA - it sounds like it would be a decent skill. All it means is that I can put on makeup and change clothes, though.
<Nemerizt> so if we are being chaces
<[CB1]Gun> but you can get us beer!
<InebriatedArsonist> Well, I guess that's one way to come up with some spare cash.
<Nemerizt> chased
<Nemerizt> you can face dance away
<Verifex> ooty, you've had plenty of chances to use your skill, you just chose to bolt em instead.
<[CB1]Gun> facedancer is basically a makeup artist...which is good given we just broke out of prison
<Nemerizt> you should take an enemies face and confuse them
<ootyDance> I tried facedancing past the cops, I've tried facedancing to fool people into letting me out of the cop car, etc
<ootyDance> I see no use for it
<[CB1]Gun> those were bad times
<Verifex> you failed the roll, the skill didn't fail you :)
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<Nemerizt> i can see facedancing past the cops
<[CB1]Gun> besides your in a room full of ugly bettys atm ;)
<InebriatedArsonist> Time for a new character, then.
<Nemerizt> you were just unlucky
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<[CB1]Gun> he has 80 IP to use
<Nemerizt> 80 ip will get you something
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- carnage: Welcome back to CB, XxSpoofxX
<[CB1]Gun> 2 to bolt and that's it
<Nemerizt> heh
<Nemerizt> i wonder what i am
<Nemerizt> we still dont know
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- carnage: server grants op status to Blarg
<ootyDance> maybe a bolter with a decent skill to replace me :P
<[CB1]Gun> hey blarg good timing
<Nemerizt> im fairly certain im not a bolter
<Nemerizt> or a scanner
<[CB1]Gun> we still need the facedancer
<[CB1]Gun> we don't need 3 scanners
<Blarg> hallo :) not thinking of leaving are you OB
<Nemerizt> facedancer is usefull
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<ootyDance> pretty sure I'm leaving, I've not seen any usefulness for my skill.
<[CB1]Gun> he's like the only ninja amoung us
<Godwolf> NCB roxmisox.
<ootyDance> agreed GW ;'
<ootyDance> ;'D*
<[CB1]Gun> we're heading to the park soon, you can play there ;)
<Verifex> well hey if you aren't having fun, then its okay
<Godwolf> OMG!
<Godwolf> I want to go to a park!!!
<Godwolf> I use to spend hours at night at parks with friends.
* Godwolf goes to call up old friends.
<PrissyPeach> OMG!
<[CB1]Gun> better GW, we're in a hobo house atm with shotguns
<PrissyPeach> GW
<PrissyPeach> I paid you off
<Nemerizt> heh
<PrissyPeach> that'll teach you to loan me money
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<PrissyPeach> I hope you learned your lesson
<Nemerizt> hobo house
<Blarg> hobo house ftw
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<Nemerizt> on a gothic style hunt for prey
<ootyDance> that sounds like a good clan name.
<ootyDance> "Hobo House"
<[CB1]Gun> indeed blarg since we need you to steal stuff
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<Blarg> cause who knows where lamu is
<[CB1]Gun> he comes on in 1 hr
<[CB1]Gun> anyways to the room and you better play OB :P
<DrAcO5676> Damn you OB... I rented those DB to you to beat everryone else.... nto to beat m farm with them >.<
<[CB1]Gun> remember the one shot you landed was an 11
<ootyDance> hehe, soz DrAcO
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<[CB1]Gun> oh right you also have the most blend OB
<Nemerizt> sneaky
<ootyDance> yeah, I was thinking that would work with FD.
<[CB1]Gun> wait blarg has 6 too
* DrAcO5676 is gone... like the wind
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<Blarg> whats blend again?
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<[CB1]Gun> sneak
<Nemerizt> hiding in shadows and stuff like that
<[CB1]Gun> good for the park ;)
<Nemerizt> i cant wait for the carpet bombing
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<[CB1]Gun> rifle thru the rumble for hobo arms
<Nemerizt> hunt the last one first
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<[CB1]Gun> if we can catch him :P
<Nemerizt> which i so kindly let run ;)
<[CB1]Gun> there's like a dozen on the 2nd floor
<Nemerizt> he will stop running once he gets to his friends
<Nemerizt> then we get to hunt them too
<Nemerizt> the more the merrier
* [CB1]Gun is not throwing another cocktail
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<[CB1]Gun> told you guys to make torches! :P
<Nemerizt> i like the darkness
<Nemerizt> makes my fangs show up better
<[CB1]Gun> greesy hobos in rags....get torches
<Blarg> so what happened after i left last week
<[CB1]Gun> assault on the homeless
<Nemerizt> lol
<Verifex> alright guys
<Verifex>   /join RPG Room
<[CB1]Gun> we're winning that war! ;)
-- You are no longer an op in carnage

PUBLIC CHAT START

*** Now in room RPG Room
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to ootyDance
<[CB1]Gun> ty for coming
<ootyDance> I'm thinking I'm just going to change from a facedancer skill to something more useful.
<Verifex> wasn't godwolf in there?
<ootyDance> he was
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to Blarg
<[CB1]Gun> and blarg
<[CB1]Gun> oops hehe
<Blarg> what about me?
<ootyDance> lol
<Verifex> hi blarg!
<ootyDance> guys with manboobs
<[CB1]Gun> you can get 2 points into bolt right now
<Nemerizt> to make it 3?
<Nemerizt> or 4?
<[CB1]Gun> 4
<Nemerizt> nice
<Nemerizt> 4 is starting to get somewhere
<Nemerizt> with facedancing and bolter
<Nemerizt> you are the perfect assasin
<[CB1]Gun> has can turn the bolts so yeah
<[CB1]Gun> he can*
<Nemerizt> blend right into the crowd
<ootyDance> true, but I'm thinking I will do it from a different approach
<Nemerizt> zap
<[CB1]Gun> he charges, turns, and uses luck....nice
<Nemerizt> president is taken out
<Nemerizt> oops
<Nemerizt> blend away again
<[CB1]Gun> he also has 10 IDs and can mask us
<Nemerizt> wow
<ootyDance> I'm thinking beastieboy
<[CB1]Gun> will fex allow it?
<Nemerizt> dont forget your furby
<ootyDance> if he will, that would be cool.
<[CB1]Gun> plus I don't have the book for that -.-
<[CB1]Gun> neither does fex
<[CB1]Gun> facedance might be useful when we finally steal a car
<Nemerizt> you mean to get out of the area?
<[CB1]Gun> no just in general or we would have 2 by now
<Nemerizt> lol
<Verifex> Yes, if Ooty isn't having fun, he can roll up a new character.
<[CB1]Gun> be a nerd this time!
<Nemerizt> heh
<Nemerizt> that would be even worse
<Nemerizt> we are extreme combat
<[CB1]Gun> not with this group, we need an enchanter
<Nemerizt> i wonder what will happen if we need someone with finese
<[CB1]Gun> that's me atm -.-
<Verifex> enchanter lol
<ootyDance> hehe
<ootyDance> well we have a Wall (GW)
<[CB1]Gun> we do! get healer in there
<Nemerizt> so im guessing my powers dont show up until time passes by
<[CB1]Gun> neme and lammy are walls too
<Nemerizt> yeah
<Nemerizt> wall!
<[CB1]Gun> in fact so am I to a point
<Nemerizt> im a scary wall
<[CB1]Gun> seriously tho a super charged bolt ftw ;)
<Nemerizt> bolts are powerful
<[CB1]Gun> and GW has never used his dam skill!
<Nemerizt> can get some serious damage there
<Verifex> Yeah, he used it once in cop combat.
<Nemerizt> what is GW's skill?
<[CB1]Gun> berserker
<Nemerizt> ah
<Nemerizt> mega violent
* ootyDance is psyched now.
<Nemerizt> what are you now?
<[CB1]Gun> hope tribal ;p
<Verifex> Alrighty then
<Verifex> Is everyone ready?
<[CB1]Gun> yep
<Nemerizt> rawr
<Verifex> Looks like no hatch or gw
<[CB1]Gun>  => GodWolf get in here or no shotgun shells
<Nemerizt> lol
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<[CB1]Gun> lol
<Godwolf> Just need a sec
<Verifex> Alrighty then

GAME BEGIN

<Verifex> So last we left our zesty heroes...
<[CB1]Gun> (zesty!?!?!)
<Verifex> You were all chasing a hobo in an abandoned building in the combat zone, with full knowledge that a fleet of ISA military jets will be airstriking the area in sometime within 2 hours, soon
<Nemerizt> (hunt the hobo and carpet bombs for dessert)
<Blarg> damn hobos
<[CB1]Gun> (we should make pitchforks)
<Verifex> Everyone into parenthesis!
<[CB1]Gun> (*gets in* ;p)
<Verifex> So, what are you all doing?
<Nemerizt> (hunt!)
<Nemerizt> (lets catch him)
<[CB1]Gun> (we're still chasing the hobo atm)
<Verifex> (parenthesis only for out-of-character) ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (duh)
* [CB1]Gun comos Blarg & OB "Get out your rabbit hole and come hunt."
<[CB1]Gun> (there stairs up ahead? :P)
<Nemerizt> (yeah, i think he ran up the stairs)
<Verifex> (Karma isn't with you, he stayed back at the safehouse to shmooze with the women)
<[CB1]Gun> (see this is where a facedancer might be handy lol)
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to ootyDance
<ootyDance> sry bout that, internet DCd
<[CB1]Gun> (como as in walky talky)
<Verifex> Randy, Nem, Slix and Bob what are you doing?
* Nemerizt chases the hobo while laughing like a maniac
* [CB1]Gun como'd Slix as well
* Godwolf snorts and follows Nemerizt.
* [CB1]Gun scans floor above
<Verifex> You all run around through the building, finding another room, you trollop through the trash and general clutter to the back of the room (looks like it was previously a kitchen of some kind)
<Blarg> following leaderings
<Verifex> and you go into another hallway, down the short hallway are a few rooms, and at the end, you can see a set of stairs
<[CB1]Gun> (should we consider randy there?)
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + get a clue + Int
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<Verifex> Randy is there, yes.
<[CB1]Gun> (oooo new layout)
<Verifex> just tweaked a few things...
<ootyDance> I rolled a 2
<Blarg> 16
<Godwolf> (someone link the site to me? not stored anymore -_-)
<[CB1]Gun> 12
<Nemerizt> 15
<Verifex> I wanted to make it hold your stats, but that was taking too long.
<Blarg> <3 green
<Verifex> http://www.defhoboz.biz/
<Blarg> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal
<[CB1]Gun> OB - 10
<Verifex> (ooty you don't need to roll currently, sorry I didn't specify)
<Godwolf> (19)
<ootyDance> (ok, cool)
<Verifex> Alright all of you (even gun because of his scanner stuff, not because he can hear) hear the footsteps at the end of the hallway heading up.
<Godwolf> (a 19 to hear some footsteps? Rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (was about to mention that and the goggles if needed ;p)
<Godwolf> (Are we trying to kill this hobo or capture or?
* Nemerizt never hesitating, runs up the stairs
<[CB1]Gun> He's near the top!
* Godwolf trips Nemerizt.
<Godwolf> Wait for me.
<Verifex> (No idea GW, no idea, they saw a hobo and the hobo got mad at them, and they fired, and the hobos (with shotguns) fired also)
<[CB1]Gun> Fire upon him!
<Nemerizt> first come first served
<Godwolf> (SHOTGUN AMMO!?!?!?)
* Godwolf pulls out his shotgun and rushes up the stairs.
<[CB1]Gun> (when we go back yes :)
<Nemerizt> (if we have time)
<Godwolf> (I'm going to steal their ammo! =)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh we will)
<ootyDance> (bwahahaha. I am going to rock so much.)
<[CB1]Gun> (wth are you ruining us with now)
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously we need a fucking nerd)
<ootyDance> (thank you 'Fex, so glad I'm not going to do this facedancing thing anymore)
<Godwolf> (What are you now, OB?)
<Blarg> (WTB elven boots, 2 NSC, 3 corns, etc etc)
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<Godwolf> (WTS: Blarg's mom)
<ootyDance> (GW - beastieboy. and Gun, I have 9 INT.)
<ootyDance> (8 int*)
<Godwolf> (What the hell is a beastieboy?)
<[CB1]Gun> (we need schoolin'!)
<Nemerizt> an animal person
<Godwolf> (We need tanks)
<Blarg> I have 8 int yay
<[CB1]Gun> (a guy with a hamster)
<ootyDance> (I have a little schoolin)
<Nemerizt> ()
<Godwolf> (I like hamsters!)
<Nemerizt> (a guy with a furby)
<[CB1]Gun> (bet you do)
* Godwolf reaches the top of the stairs and scans the area to find out where the hobo(s) are.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh right GW can scan and fire too ;)
<Nemerizt> (i should be at the top then too)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy could've jumped the thing -.-)
<Godwolf> (I got a 16, if it matters to the scan)
<[CB1]Gun> (doesn't atm)
<Godwolf> (I'm faster than you, Nemerizt =D)
<Verifex> Alright, you all run down the hall, by the time you reach the steps, you can't see or hear the guy any longer
<Godwolf> (Hobos are fast in this world...
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck! must be a crackhead)
<Blarg> shoot him in the kneecap next time
<Godwolf> (Fucking meth. Superhuman hobos!)
<Verifex> You continue running up the stairs and you see a ratty carpet on the ground, and a couple broken beams in the hallway up ahead.
<[CB1]Gun> (we killed them quick enough and they didn't hit worth shit)
<Nemerizt> (they can sure run though)
<[CB1]Gun> (see we need torches)
* Godwolf scans, using all his mental powers for them.
<Verifex> You can hear something coming from one of the rooms down the hall, and you see a little kid wander out of one of the rooms, wearing rags and crap.
<Verifex> (hearing crap from one room, kid comes out from different room)
<[CB1]Gun> Ello kids.
<Blarg> heeeere kiddy kiddy kiddy
* Nemerizt runs and grapples the kid
* Godwolf punches Nemerizt in the back.
<[CB1]Gun> Oh hell not again.
<Godwolf> Who hits a kid? You stupid or something?
<Nemerizt> im not gonna hit him
<[CB1]Gun> Dude you tried to kill one or two.
<Nemerizt> this one has other uses
<Nemerizt> a hostage ;)
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck this, I'm going back and raid bodies.
<[CB1]Gun> (fyi GW you might want to use berserk, +2 to melee)
<Verifex> As you all sit there and argue, the kid starts crying
<[CB1]Gun> Wasn't me.
<Nemerizt> shut up kid or ill bite you (smiles)
<[CB1]Gun> (we need a facedancer dressed as a mommy ;)
<Godwolf> Shut up, little goth, or I'll shoot you. *smiles*
* Godwolf asks the kid what's in the other room.
<ootyDance> (I am so not letting you suckle me, Gun.)
<[CB1]Gun> Dude, he's as big as you.
<Verifex> Then you hear some more shuffling from the rooms, and a guy (not the same hobo) comes out dressed similiarlly in rags, but looking a bit more athletic then the hobo, he's carrying a metal rod in one hand and says, "What the hell, who are you?"
<Godwolf> (He doesn't have a shotgun, lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh yes you are!
<ootyDance> (I'm cutting off my nipples!)
<Verifex> The little kid runs back into the room where he came from.
<[CB1]Gun> (he has armor and strangle wire)
<Blarg> hello sir, we're from the deparment of suck my balls, and we're here to inspect your hell hole
* [CB1]Gun lols
<Nemerizt> heh, i was just wondering where all the prey left to
<[CB1]Gun> Can we not kill this one?!?!
<Godwolf> (I'm a psychopath, and even I think saving one would be good)
<Verifex> "Get the frack outta here punks, we don't have any business with you."
<Nemerizt> its good with me
<[CB1]Gun> Hey old dude, can you send the kids with us there's a bombing run in less than 2 hours.
<[CB1]Gun> Cerealiously.
* Godwolf leans against a wall, holding the shotgun steadily at the man.
<Nemerizt> hmmm, i really dont like being interupted in a hunt.....
<Verifex> "Another bombing?  Well we've been in here through many bombing raids, this place should hold up,"  you can see he looks a little upset..
<Nemerizt> (so we have 2 people again being rather hostile and 1 trying to be friendly)
<[CB1]Gun> Ohhh yeah what a landmark.
<[CB1]Gun> We can keep the kids safe until the bombing ends if that's cool.
* Godwolf lowers the gun and nods.
<Nemerizt> hmmm
<[CB1]Gun> Not like we have anything to gain from that but lolipops.
<Verifex> "What place would you have that has better protection then one of these old corpsec buildings?"
<[CB1]Gun> Not one I'm showing you stinky.
<Nemerizt> (i really want to fight him....)
<[CB1]Gun> It's a room with a bunch of other juvies so they'll be save, plus the chicks there will digs us.
<[CB1]Gun> (safe*)
<Verifex> "What makes it any safer then this place?"
<[CB1]Gun> It's insured. :P
<[CB1]Gun> You think these kids can literally take a beam to the head?
<Verifex> "I'm sure you kids don't know any better, but this is the combat zone, you can't exactly go wandering around.
<[CB1]Gun> We just did. Last chance, then I'm backing away, and you're dealing with the blood.
<[CB1]Gun> (release the kitties!)
<Verifex> "Look kid, you offer me help or you threaten me?  whats wrong with you?"
<ootyDance> (hey, if I'm a beastieboy and I control animals, does that mean I control GW?)
<ootyDance> (I choose him for my pet)
<[CB1]Gun> Both, I don't like adults in corps buildings.
<Verifex> (no, but nice try)
<ootyDance> (;'D_
<Verifex> "Heh, OK kid, I'll come with ya, just no more funny business"
<Nemerizt> hmph, a snack for later i guess
<Godwolf> (Noooooo)
<[CB1]Gun> Didn't say you could come. Just the kids, and we'll blindfold them.
<Verifex> He walks into the room he came from, and you hear him talking to someone, you hear the name "Tristen" and "Laura" a few times.
<[CB1]Gun> (oh you tease ;p)
<Verifex> "What kind scam you runnin' kid?"
<[CB1]Gun> The one that doesn't expose were we hide.
<Nemerizt> (heh, he thinks we are gonna kidnap them)
<[CB1]Gun> Unless you get knocked out then it's cool.
<Nemerizt> (not that i wouldnt)
<[CB1]Gun> Seriously, dude, I shouldn't even be doing this. I'm saving those that might not take the pounding.
<[CB1]Gun> You'll get them back afterwards.
<Verifex> "I don't know you kid, who the hell do you think you are, coming in here telling me what to do?"
<Verifex> "Either I come with you, or you get out of here."
<ootyDance> (give him money! Everyone likes a bribe! xD)
<[CB1]Gun> We're greedy juvies looking for ammo and blood, this is about as nice as we can get these monkeys.
<Nemerizt> im just after blood
<[CB1]Gun> We can't let you know where it is and you could trace the steps.
<Verifex> "Get your blood somewhere else sicko, I'm sure you're all crawling with mind worms"
<[CB1]Gun> WTF are mind worms?
<ootyDance> (wormbrain.)
<Nemerizt> (hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe nice add on fex)
<Nemerizt> that doesnt matter, as we are already dead
<Verifex> "Hah, don't play stupid kid, you musta seen a few of them bastards outside."
<Nemerizt> the gun happy ones?
<[CB1]Gun> Oh yeah they ate my crops.
<[CB1]Gun> (how old is this guy?)
<Verifex> (he looks like he's in his late 20's)
<Nemerizt> (my bloodlust is cooling off)
<Nemerizt> (way to ruin the mood)
<Verifex> "The fuckin zombies outside, you haven't seen any?"
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck it. But you're getting tazed and blindfolded so you can't trace.
<Nemerizt> there are zombies outside?
<Godwolf> A bullet may be cheaper then the blindfold...
<[CB1]Gun> Pack up your ammo and weps, the journey begins.
<Verifex> Get outta here juve, you don't want any trouble here.
<Nemerizt> tell me about the enlightened ones?
* [CB1]Gun stares with a blank face
<[CB1]Gun> Pay us?
<Verifex> "Heh, go outside find out for yourself punks, they won't grace you with such a pithy conversation though, so I recommend running when you can."
<Nemerizt> (are you trying to get a bribe to leave now?)
<[CB1]Gun> (kinda)
<ootyDance> (everyone likes money)
<Verifex> "What kinda place you have thats safer then this place juve?"
<Godwolf> Well, if you're going to send us outside against the "zombies" mind loaning us some ammo?
<[CB1]Gun> Hey I'm up for barter so you may see where we shall be when the roof is on fire.
<Nemerizt> i want to go see some of these zombies that he speaks of
<Blarg> you probably wouldn' want to eat them
<[CB1]Gun> 1. It's underground 2. It's got carpet 3. The beds are piss resistant.
<Blarg> #3 is the most importent
<Nemerizt> how could you think i would want to eat the enlightened ones
<Nemerizt> i only bite those who need enlightening
<[CB1]Gun> Com'on...won't even blindfold if the price is right
<Verifex> Alright, sounds good.  Keep talking.
<[CB1]Gun> Since you guys obviously need the cash, what weps for trade?
<Blarg> lemme see lemme see
<Verifex> "You kids need weapons?" he looks at you all incredulously, noticing the guns everyone is holding...
<Nemerizt> (im not holding a gun)
<Blarg> a pocket not filled with a weapon is a pocket wasted
<Nemerizt> (but i dont need one)
<[CB1]Gun> We need more anyways.
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck the police.
<ootyDance> (I call the guy's mace hehe)
<Godwolf> (Their music ain't THAT bad...)
<Godwolf> Can't ever have enough guns...
<Nemerizt> do what you want
<Nemerizt> i want to see some zombies
<[CB1]Gun> Hard liquor works too.
<Nemerizt> liquor?
* Nemerizt is now interested
<[CB1]Gun> (molotovs)
<Verifex> "Ain't that the truth, well you show me to this place and I'll give you a shotgun and some ammo."
<ootyDance> (wow, does that ever seem like a bad idea.)
<[CB1]Gun> Start packing.
<Verifex> "You get the shotgun after I get there safe."
<Blarg> wait wait, i see lots more stuff here, and we are pretty good escorts
<Nemerizt> (hehe, bad idea, but dont worry, i can fix it)
<Blarg> (ooh ooh lemme do boost on somehting, i want to feel validated)
<Nemerizt> you arent taking the kids?
<Godwolf> (I CALL THE SHOTGUN!)
<Verifex> (theres nothing else here you can see)
<[CB1]Gun> We got 2 shotguns downstairs cuz these freaks went nuts btw.
<Verifex> (In fact, you can't even see the shotgun)
<Nemerizt> (i thought the main reason you were talking with him was because of the kids)
<Verifex> "What are you talking about, which freaks?"
<[CB1]Gun> The goth and viking.
<ootyDance> (there was a kid when they came in! You're a zombie! GRAWRRRR)
* Nemerizt looks innocent with a drop of blood on the corner of his mouth
* Godwolf scoffs at the goth kid.
<[CB1]Gun> Had to tell you before we went out the door. Not my fault mind you.
<Nemerizt> oh
<Nemerizt> they shot first
<[CB1]Gun> That is kinda true.
<Nemerizt> (or did i attack first?)
<Nemerizt> (i dont remember but it doesnt matter)
<[CB1]Gun> I can't keep these barbarians on a leash! I'm sorry!
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy attacked first)
<Nemerizt> (figured)
<[CB1]Gun> Start packing, we'll watch and see what we like or want. Then off we go to hot food.
<Godwolf> (...)
<[CB1]Gun> Look at this place and tell me it will take the large scale ass pounding on the way or if the worms won't break down the door afterwards.
* Blarg scans for any transmissions around
<Verifex> (Nothing in range)
<Verifex> The guy nods goes back over into the room, and you can hear some scuffling.
<Verifex> A few seconds pass, and you can see the guy coming back with a little satchel on his shoulder.
* [CB1]Gun whispers to Randy "Go downstairs and raid the shotguns"
<Nemerizt> so where are the little ones?
<[CB1]Gun> Kids?! Time for a fieldtrip.
* Blarg nods and wanders down
<Verifex> "They'll come once everything is okay."
<ootyDance> (spy!)
<[CB1]Gun> See, this is what I don't like...least bring two for collateral.
<ootyDance> (you are bringing a spy back to your base in exchange for a shotgun! He totally owned you.)
<Verifex> "bring two what?  I'm not bargaining with my family kid"
<Nemerizt> (dont worry, ill handle him when we get there)
<[CB1]Gun> (am about to scan, checking the book now)
<[CB1]Gun> (GW needs to as well)
* [CB1]Gun scans, subvocal
<[CB1]Gun> 19
<Blarg> (how many shotguns are down there veri?)
<[CB1]Gun> (2)
<Godwolf> 18
<Verifex> Yes, 2.
<[CB1]Gun> (two dead bodies too I hope)
<[CB1]Gun> BTW, what's your name?
<Verifex> "Names Allen, how about you?"
<[CB1]Gun> Boss Bob Briggs, Bitch! *coughs*
<Nemerizt> so the kids are gonna get left here for the bombing?
<[CB1]Gun> We going?
<[CB1]Gun> Yeah, seems he doesn't care about them.
<[CB1]Gun> Dunno how much time is left.
<Verifex> "Lets get moving then juves"
<Nemerizt> haha, thats the way
<Nemerizt> who needs small people
<Verifex> Where you headed?
<[CB1]Gun> China does.
<ootyDance> (so his subvocal checked out, I suppose.)
<[CB1]Gun> Outside and down the alley.
<Nemerizt> oh, right
* Blarg wanders back with the group
<Verifex> As you head back down the hallway down the stairs, you can hear more shuffling upstairs.
<Nemerizt> zombies outside
<[CB1]Gun> Someone stay behind and use the como.
* Nemerizt takes a look back up there
<Nemerizt> (using stealth)
<[CB1]Gun> Eggman, stand guard.
<Verifex> You head back upstairs,..  D10 + Blend + REF
<Nemerizt> (thats right, he is supposed to be here)
<Nemerizt> 22
<[CB1]Gun> (nice!)
<ootyDance> (btw, 'Fex, you don't have Deathwalk added in the Hobowiki)
<[CB1]Gun> (omj is OB a goth? o.0)
<Verifex> (sorry, I don't have a lot of things added yet, I only have so much time in the day)
<ootyDance> (no, Nem is)
<ootyDance> (I was just curious what that Deathwalk skill did)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme has the book)
<ootyDance> (ahhh, gotcha)
<Nemerizt> (im fearless and can intimidate people)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's intimidates)
<Nemerizt> (and makes it so i can take serious damage and be fine)
<[CB1]Gun> (some how goths are bullies ;)
<ootyDance> (ahhh, gotcha.)
<Verifex> You head back up stairs, and quietly you sit on the edge of the wall in the shadow there.
<Nemerizt> (goths arent nice people)
<Nemerizt> (but they party hard)
<[CB1]Gun> (in the corner)
<Verifex> You see a few kids walking out into the hall, followed by a woman, and you see another guy in front of them, carrying some kind of gun, and the guy you were chasing from downstairs is next to him.
<[CB1]Gun> (easy pickings)
<Nemerizt> (hehe, should i?)
<[CB1]Gun> (no)
<Nemerizt> (are they headed for the stairs?)
<Verifex> The woman seems to be helping the kid put something in his little backpack, and the two guys are just sitting there standing.
<[CB1]Gun> So Allen....you like living in this haven for cath priest?
<Nemerizt> (i will continue to watch them for a bit)
<[CB1]Gun> Comos on guys, I'm not fucking around this time. I'm butterfly shrimping nutsacks if we have to break away from another camping trip.
<Nemerizt> (i dont think i have one)
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe)
<Verifex> "Not really, but until I've got a safe way out of here nothing else will do.  Besides free rent, and all the food you can hunt, its not too bad."
<Verifex> "Weren't for all the bombs and gun battles, this place would be a nomads dream"
<[CB1]Gun> Free rent and the line inbetween.
<[CB1]Gun> lines*
<[CB1]Gun> (we there yet?)
<Nemerizt> (are they still just doing whatever preparations they are doing?)
<Verifex> Yes.
<[CB1]Gun> (we at the main room yet?)
* Nemerizt casually steps out from the shadows "if you want to avoid the bombing we can still catch up if we leave now"
<[CB1]Gun> (creepy bastard)
<Nemerizt> (thats my point)
<Nemerizt> (the creepier the better)
<Verifex> You step out from the shadows and the guys point their weapons at you Nem, "hey kid, you better catch up to your friends," says the younger guy, the older guy recognizes you can gives you a sneer.
<Verifex> You already got to the outside, right?
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno, guessing so)
<Nemerizt> (they should)
<Verifex> You get outside,
<Nemerizt> (i wanted a good headstart)
* [CB1]Gun grabs the shotties off Randy
<Nemerizt> so you all just want to take the bombing here?
<[CB1]Gun> (can I hear neme over the como?)
<Verifex> I don't think he's speaking over commo.
<Verifex> Are you talking to the group upstairs still nem?
<Nemerizt> (yeah)
<[CB1]Gun> (bah I want those things on ever-hear)
<Nemerizt> (i dont have a commo)
<[CB1]Gun> (was going to give you lammy's....)
* [CB1]Gun leads Allen to the safehouse door
<Verifex> Everyone who is following Gun, including Gun, roll D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<[CB1]Gun> 10 -.-
<Blarg> 15
<Blarg> (yes for 1 roll)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah I need INT bad)
<ootyDance> (bahahaha! I'd so know whatever was happening if I was with you guys.)
<Blarg> (i've been saying that for years)
<Verifex> Anyone else?
<[CB1]Gun> (this coming from the cockgobblersaurass)
<Blarg> (btw veri i'll be upgrading my arcane again when we can)
<Verifex> GW?
<Verifex> (When you get back to the safehouse you can do that)
<[CB1]Gun> (rolled a 1 for GW so 13)
<Verifex> Alright, well you find your way back to the alley behind the gas station without a problem, but you are all having problems finding the entry to the safehouse.
<Nemerizt> (hehe)
* [CB1]Gun scans area
<Verifex> Nothing execpt your group, and a couple stray dogs.
<Nemerizt> (half the time i wish i knew what my powers were)
* [CB1]Gun talks into the como "Karma, open the door.
* [CB1]Gun talks into the como "We're dumbasses who can't find it."
<Blarg> (hey, half my powers are gone because i;m too lazy/busy with school to research it)
<ootyDance> Heh, I've known that for a while, Briggs
<ootyDance> You'll have to give me a sec though, while you've been gone the ladies have had someone else to entertain them....*background giggles*
<[CB1]Gun> Which is why I "lead" you fuckheads.
<ootyDance> Alright, alright. Who's the old dude with you?
<[CB1]Gun> Allen, he runs a daycare.
<[CB1]Gun> (tho you shouldn't know about him yet ;p)
<Nemerizt> (cameras)
<ootyDance> Cute. I don't trust him so much. Why are we wanting him in the safehouse?
<ootyDance> (I was figuring cameras)
<ootyDance> (maybe I am psychic too)
<[CB1]Gun> Guns & Ammo. Also two more chicks.
<Nemerizt> (where are the chicks magically apearing from?)
<ootyDance> More chicks? OK, he's good by me. Bring him in, but keep an eye on him. Where's the chicks?
<[CB1]Gun> Keep your facedance dick down plz.
<Verifex> (Hold on, wheres the chicks?)
<ootyDance> hey hey, that's the one part of me I don't morph, Briggs
<[CB1]Gun> (back in the place, with neme)
<Verifex> (oh.. right)
<ootyDance> (he's promising to bring them later)
<[CB1]Gun> Open the fucking door and tell me how much time we have left.
<Nemerizt> (hehe, i dont think everyones stories are matching up)
<ootyDance> Get a clue Bob, I opened the door. Just keep an eye on your boyfriend while you're here.
<Verifex> Yes, the door is indeed open, and it seems to have been right in front of you all, but very hidden.
<[CB1]Gun> ( You'll have to give me a sec though ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> Now how much time clay dick.
<ootyDance> (how much time you have left?)
<ootyDance> ('fraid I'm out of the loop)
<Verifex> As you all head back into the safehouse, you walk by the vterm, and someone has setup a tenative timer clock on the screen there, it shows 1:15:09 and is counting down.
<[CB1]Gun> (bomb drops)
<ootyDance> (ah, gotcha)
<[CB1]Gun> Shit, plenty of time. Allen, you know who else we can get while I'm feeling nice?
<Nemerizt> (a saviour of the downtrodden!)
<Verifex> Nem the group of people upstairs starts moving downstairs, cautiously avoiding you.
<Nemerizt> (or in my view, a feast)
<Nemerizt> (are they following the rout the others took?)
<Verifex> They are just going around you, down the stairs, the two guys with guns are putting themselves between you and the others.
<Nemerizt> this way lovely sheep
<[CB1]Gun> Ready to get your flock, Allen?
<Verifex> To gun, "Watch it with the mouth kid"
<[CB1]Gun> Flock, not Fuck!
<Verifex> "It's okay, they should already on their way."
* Nemerizt starts whistling a haunting tune as he walks
<[CB1]Gun> ....Seems I had reason to suspect you hmmmm
<Verifex> "Nice place you have here though, pretty high tech, who the hell built it?"
<[CB1]Gun> Take a guess.
<Nemerizt> say, any of you kids ever heard of a vampire?
<Verifex> The group of kids and adults heads down the stairs and out of view Nem, unless you are trying to catch up.
<Nemerizt> (im following)
<Nemerizt> (considering im trying to talk to them, i need to be)
<Verifex> Alright, you head down the stairs after them, the woman looks a little nervous.
Blarg left the room.
<ootyDance> (:( Blargeh)
<Verifex> doh
<[CB1]Gun> (already got the shotguns from him muahahaha)
<Nemerizt> dont worry about me, the others gave you protection
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Blarg
<Blarg> (sry, clicked on a baaaad rickroll on WoW forums)
<Verifex> (WB Blarg)
Blarg left the room.
<Verifex> (lol did he click it again?)
<[CB1]Gun> (and I need INT)
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Blarg
<ootyDance> (wb Blarg)
<[CB1]Gun> (you need more INT than me!)
<Blarg> (and that time i just typed in CB again cause i wasn't thinking)
<Verifex> You still following nem?
<Nemerizt> (yes)
<Verifex> Nem D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<[CB1]Gun> I'm going back to the kiddies, don't close the door.
<Nemerizt> 18
<Verifex> Alright, you follow them out into the street
<Blarg> (brb)
* [CB1]Gun heads out into the alley
<Nemerizt> (are they headed for the place?)
<[CB1]Gun> (would be weird if they knew)
<Nemerizt> (indeed)
<ootyDance> (homing beacon! Security is compromised! Fasten all seatbelts!!)
<Nemerizt> (fasten all teeth)
<ootyDance> (just save me the women)
<[CB1]Gun> (haha I have a parachute)
<[CB1]Gun> (the pussy is mine!)
<Nemerizt> (i am unfearing in the face of death)
<ootyDance> (yeah right Gun!)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I nailed the only pretty one in that room)
<ootyDance> (the goat is yours)
<[CB1]Gun> (that it is)
<[CB1]Gun> (wait you have a pet goat?!)
<ootyDance> (If I did - and how hilarious that would be - I wouldn't let it near you.)
<Verifex> The group heads out into the street, and nem you can hear is the sound of the wind, and a little bit of ambient machine gun fire in the distance, the fog seems to be getting a bit lower to the ground now, but its not quite blurring your vision.
<Nemerizt> (fog?)
<ootyDance> (bomb haze!)
<[CB1]Gun> Marco!
<Verifex> Yeah, there was fog earlier, but it wasn't quite that low to the ground.
<Nemerizt> shall we head to the place now?
<[CB1]Gun> Marco!
* Blarg has a dance contest in his head
* [CB1]Gun scans
<Verifex> Blarg, you going to study arcane?
<Blarg> might as well, if i'm not doing anyhting amazing right now
* Nemerizt leads the way towards the place
<[CB1]Gun> Macro!
<Blarg> polo?
<Verifex> Who is following Bob outside again?
<[CB1]Gun> (no micro ;)
<[CB1]Gun> (no one)
<Nemerizt> (probably the guy?)
<Nemerizt> (they would think we killed him)
<[CB1]Gun> (not yet)
<Verifex> Indeed Allen does follow Bob back, since he didn't think Bob would go back.
<Verifex> So as you head out of the safehouse, you can see the fog seems to be getting lower to the ground..
* [CB1]Gun dons on the goggles
<Blarg> phtt, i stay in safehouse till needed
<ootyDance> (dun dun dun dun dana)
<[CB1]Gun> Marco!
<Nemerizt> it wont be long now till the bombs come
<Verifex> After leaving explicit instructions not to close the door, for some reason or other the door to the safehouse does indeed close, noiselessly I might add.
<Verifex> It closes only after you've walked about 5 feet away, which is why you noticed it.
<Nemerizt> (hehe, just us locked out)
<[CB1]Gun> I'm surrounded by fucking animals.
<ootyDance> (Karma's hittin' the women again)
<Blarg> (i can pick up the comm thing transmissions if you need inside)
<Nemerizt> (so the other people are following me right?)
<Nemerizt> (and are there any zombies?)
<Verifex> After you take the lead, they follow you.
<Verifex> (Nothing you see here would classify as zombies, no)
<Nemerizt> so any of you kids heard of a vampire?
<Verifex> "No, whats that?" one of the kids responds.
<[CB1]Gun> (ME!)
<Nemerizt> They are interesting beings
<Nemerizt> Ones who have gained powers far beyond our imagination
* [CB1]Gun looks for the group
<Verifex> D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<Nemerizt> (for who?)
<Verifex> Bob.
<Nemerizt> (you cant find me)
<[CB1]Gun> 9
<Nemerizt> (see)
<[CB1]Gun> (I got IR)
<Verifex> You fail at finding anything, Allen seems to take the lead when it becomes overly obvious you had no idea where you are going.
<ootyDance> (wow, 9?)
<Blarg> (fail)
<ootyDance> (LOL, da)
<[CB1]Gun> (insta fail)
<[CB1]Gun> Lead the way shepard, you can smell their bubblegum huh.
<Nemerizt> (i wouldnt call it bubblegum, more like slimeygum)
<Verifex> Nem D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a line from the goonies)
<Nemerizt> 14
* [CB1]Gun scans
<Verifex> Nem, you manage to make it across the street, but you are having a hard time finding the place where that gas station is.
<Nemerizt> (lol, now im lost...)
<Nemerizt> (and wasnt eggman with me?)
<[CB1]Gun> (how do I miss going down an alley with nightvision and the such? ;p)
<Nemerizt> uh oh
<[CB1]Gun> Marco!
<Verifex> You manage to get out of the alley, but you aren't sure where else to go.
* Nemerizt pukes
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno how that happens given I just came from there....bah)
<Nemerizt> (heh, i got lost too)
* [CB1]Gun flashes his flashlight twice
<Verifex> After a few minutes of wandering aimlessly, you mange to meet up in the fog, on the sidewalk next to a building.
<Nemerizt> (wait, so we are together now?)
<[CB1]Gun> You smell like puke.
<ootyDance> (2gether 4eva)
<Nemerizt> then lets find the place so i can clean up
<Nemerizt> i would prefer smelling like blood
<[CB1]Gun> Should be easy.
* Nemerizt spits some silvery stuff off to the side
<[CB1]Gun> (not ;p)
<Nemerizt> (i try and figure out where we are)
<Nemerizt> hey kids, you know where the gas station is from here?
<Verifex> You are all head back to the gas station, after a little bit of fumbling in the fog.
<Nemerizt> (yay)
<[CB1]Gun> (I got goggles!)
<Nemerizt> (no burning and ignomious deaths yet)
<[CB1]Gun> Open sayz me!
<Verifex> After getting to the gas station, you can hear the sound of cement on metal grating.
<Nemerizt> think its zombies?
<Verifex> It's not coming from the safehouse direction though.
* [CB1]Gun switches to IR and scans
<Verifex> Seems to be coming from the front of the gas station, by the sidewalk.
* [CB1]Gun whispers into como "Randy, what's shaken there"
* Nemerizt looks with regular old eyes
<Nemerizt> (thats one thing i need to get, if we ever get to a store)
<Nemerizt> (slitted pupil contacts)
<Verifex> (BLARG, come back!)
<[CB1]Gun> (OB you there?)
<ootyDance> (sure am)
<[CB1]Gun> (you got a como, start talking)
<Verifex> You scan the parking lot, and don't see anything out of the ordinary with the goggles
<ootyDance> (I'm not playing as Karma)
<Nemerizt> (karma suddenly died of a heart attack)
<Verifex> (no)
<Nemerizt> (old age came a bit soon)
<[CB1]Gun> (-.- then who was I talking to mins ago)
<ootyDance> (he's just at the safehouse)
* Nemerizt heads for the sounds
<ootyDance> (you were talking to Karma, I was just RP'ing him for the moment)
<Verifex> (exactly)
<Nemerizt> you lead them to the safe house
<Nemerizt> i wanna see a zombie!
<[CB1]Gun> (you suck goat balls)
<ootyDance> (I wouldn't steal your goat Gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (you would clone him!)
<Verifex> The rest of you head to the safehouse wall, and try to commo someone to open the door.
<ootyDance> (maybe)
<Nemerizt> oh
<Verifex> Nem you head over to the sound away from the group.
<Nemerizt> and give me a commo
<[CB1]Gun> Can't it's mine.
<Nemerizt> ill be there in 5 minutes
<[CB1]Gun> You can get one off Karma's lifeless corpse.
<Nemerizt> (the girls did him in)
<ootyDance> (if it bleeds and doesn't try, you can't trust it!)
<ootyDance> (and doesn't die*)
<Nemerizt> (i bleed and dont die)
<[CB1]Gun> (sex offenders should die)
<ootyDance> (no, you suck blood. 'Sides, who would trust you?)
<Nemerizt> (very true)
<Nemerizt> (so what do i find?)
<Verifex> Nem, as you walk over to the sidewalk by the gas station, you look around, and see a sewer grate on the ground, you can see a little bit of cement scraping on the ground, like the thing has been opened and then lazily put back on.  After looking down to investigate, you are started severely when someone taps you on the shoulder from behind.
<ootyDance> Hello.
<Nemerizt> how the hell did you get the drop on me
<ootyDance> I'm a bit of a sneak...I've been following you lot since you left the safehouse.
* Nemerizt whirls and prepares to attack
<Nemerizt> hmmm
* ootyDance cautions Effit. Don't bite, he's not really going to hurt you.
<Nemerizt> so what do you want
<Nemerizt> (what is Effit?)
<[CB1]Gun> (his goat)
<Nemerizt> (it might not be a goat, it could be a furby)
<[CB1]Gun> (effit = fuck it)
* ootyDance grins. I came to let you know my little friend here thinks there is something very bothersome about that sewer grate.
<Nemerizt> (could also be a sheep)
<Verifex> You see a strange looking snake-like thing in his hands.
<Nemerizt> heee
<Nemerizt> you have a nice looking pet there
<[CB1]Gun> (wtf like snakes can smell or something)
<Nemerizt> so whats wrong with the sewers?
<ootyDance> Thanks. He's a hybrid Cobra/Chameleon, with the name of Effit
<[CB1]Gun> (mongoose?)
<[CB1]Gun> (mongoose ftw, nature's assassin)
<Nemerizt> snakes are one of the better animals, along with spiders
<Verifex> It mostly looks like a snake, but it seems to fade into the colors of his hands as he holds it.
<Nemerizt> so, whats in the sewers?
<ootyDance> Agreed. He's let me know that he doesn't like whatever is in there...certainly, before we get into any trouble, we should let him scout it out.
<[CB1]Gun> (a snake on a bolter....retarded)
<ootyDance> (I'm no bolter :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (then change your page!)
<Verifex> (Nem and ooty haven't been assigned yet)
<Nemerizt> go ahead then, im just looking for a zombie
<ootyDance> Effit...go take a quick peek into the sewer grate. Be careful, and use your camoflauge.
<Nemerizt> and have you heard about the bombs?
<ootyDance> (Gun, you're looking at the wrong page.)
<Nemerizt> its going to be some lovely fireworks
<ootyDance> Yeah, I did. I heard you guys talking about it before you left the safehouse
<Nemerizt> were you there in the safehouse then?
<[CB1]Gun> (why have two?)
<ootyDance> Yes, I left shortly after you did and followed.
<Nemerizt> im impressed
<ootyDance> (I don't have two, I'm just replacing Karma)
<Nemerizt> ever thought about becoming a goth?
* ootyDance sends Effit to look into the sewer grate
<Nemerizt> all you have to do is accept that death is for everyone
<ootyDance> Nope, I'm more of a sneak and a friend of the animals.
<[CB1]Gun> (btw 2 is the lowest)
<Nemerizt> fair enough, you are good deal better than those sheep
<[CB1]Gun> (you got a snake for this group...plan to throw it a lot?)
<ootyDance> sheep, dumb animals. I prefer the company of reptiles, they have such unique characteristics
<ootyDance> Effit, come back up
<[CB1]Gun> (hell lammy might eat it)
<Nemerizt> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (and he caaaaaan)
<Verifex> Effit slithers back through the holes in the grate.
<ootyDance> (nah, he's got lizard regen and is chameleon skin, cobra bite. Beautiful scout <3)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy is metal)
<ootyDance> (yeah, I don't think he'll be biting lammy)
<[CB1]Gun> (besides just need to cut off the head)
<Nemerizt> (i could bite)
<Nemerizt> (got those vampire teeth inserts)
<[CB1]Gun> (should've got a badger/chawahwah)
<[CB1]Gun> (ugly rabbid fucker)
<Nemerizt> so whats the snake have to say?
<ootyDance> So what did you find, Effit?
<ootyDance> (just rolled to find out)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess I'm stuck in the safehouse raiding karma's body....with latex)
<ootyDance> (poor goat, it's been dumped for a facedancer)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh the goat has the latex)
<ootyDance> (dont blame you though, the phrase "i can be anyone you want me to be" comes to mind)
<[CB1]Gun> (actually....think I'll name the goat that)
<ootyDance> (LOL)
* ootyDance frowns. C'mon Effit, tell me.
<[CB1]Gun> ("Latex, bite cock!" can be taken another way eh)
<ootyDance> (bahaha)
<Nemerizt> this is taking too long
* [CB1]Gun is in the safehouse checking out the 2 new girls
* Nemerizt pulls out the grate
<[CB1]Gun> (watch OB's new char dies)
<Nemerizt> (there was only 1)
<[CB1]Gun> (two girl names?)
<ootyDance> (Fex, you there?)
<ootyDance> (I rolled a 23 total, what does Effit say?)
<ootyDance> There's something strange and aggressive down there
<Nemerizt> sounds perfect
<[CB1]Gun> (Latex!)
<Nemerizt> i wanted a challenging hunt
<Blarg> (well goodnight all, catch you all tomorrow (8:30 AM pst class every friday morn hah)
<Nemerizt> got interupted with the hobos
<ootyDance> Agreed. Perhaps we should get some extra firepower to come with us, though
<ootyDance> (lol, later Blarg)
<Verifex> Alright everyone, its time to call it :)

GAME END

<Nemerizt> you can get more firepower if you are scared
<Nemerizt> awww
<ootyDance> oh well
Blarg left the room.
* [CB1]Gun scored again ;p
<Nemerizt> (Nevanter defeated [T26]Hatchetman after 5 rounds of combat)
<Nemerizt> (hehe)
<[CB1]Gun> (she was 7)
<ootyDance> xDD
<Nemerizt> (wow a lolicon)
<[CB1]Gun> (she wanted to be a vampire)
<Verifex> Alright everyone, add 15 IP
<ootyDance> sweet
<[CB1]Gun> I'll add for blarg
<Verifex> Gun, since you managed to get the party to not kill the hobos and actually saved them, give yourself an extra 3 IP
<ootyDance> haha, wooo, good samaritan IP!
<[CB1]Gun> wow I did score
<Nemerizt> (heh, i should have killed them)
<Nemerizt> (it would have been funny)
<Verifex> Blarg can start training his Arcane skill also, I'll have to ask him how much IP he is spending on it.
<[CB1]Gun> all
<ootyDance> wewt, so when we get back everyone's in the safehouse but me and you, and we're ready to check out the aggressive sewer critters
<Verifex> Alrighty then...
<Nemerizt> yep
<Verifex> Yes.
<Nemerizt> im never gonna get those powers
<ootyDance> lol
<ootyDance> you have a power
<[CB1]Gun> your ass is the transporter eh
<ootyDance> the magical silver puker
<Nemerizt> lol
<Nemerizt> along with the nausia and itching of the fingers
<ootyDance> hehe
<Verifex> also keep in mind Nem, you must learn how to use your power from the v-terms at the safehouse otherwise you won't be able to control them effectively.. ;)
<Nemerizt> yeah
<ootyDance> maybe that's why my bolter couldn't hit the puddle in one battle 2 ft in front of me
<ootyDance> I just didn't know how to use it properly
<Nemerizt> thats why im saying ill never get them
<Nemerizt> since i never seem to get to the safe house


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=> ootyDance you really don't like your cb character?
=> ootyDance er... CG char
<ootyDance> nah, I really don't.
=> ootyDance Okay, well if you'd like to play another character instead, you can do that.  I'm just running the game for people to have fun
<ootyDance> I thought facedance would be more useful, more ninja-esque or something
<ootyDance> I'll go check out what the other chars can do on there
=> ootyDance If you want to be ninja like, you should play streetfighter
=> ootyDance plus.. blend/thief stuff does make you ninja like, no matter what class you are...
<ootyDance> what is facedancing for then?
<ootyDance> I somehow saw this as changing to whatever appearance I needed to
=> ootyDance Yes, it is.
<ootyDance> Except I'm still kid-sized.
<ootyDance> :P
=> ootyDance Since you just got your equipment back, from having it stolen, you should have all your makeup/outfits and stuff to change appearances.
=> ootyDance yes, but you can get some stilts, or whatever
=> ootyDance you can figure something out, just use your imagination ;)
=> ootyDance but believe me you just have to try, and also..  luck + not getting bad rolls :)
<ootyDance> heh.
=> ootyDance the bad roll thing was totally killing you last time I think
<ootyDance> Hm.
<ootyDance> We don't have any beastieboys, do we
=> ootyDance no I don't think so
<ootyDance> So a beastieboy can more or less command his familiar
<ootyDance> or coordinate with it, or whatever
No longer speaking in private.
=> ootyDance yes
<ootyDance> so would a snake be an option?
<ootyDance> generally just in my clothing, if someone melees me it can slither out and trip them up/bite them, or I could send it ahead to an area, etc?
=> ootyDance I suppose a snake would work, but it wouldn't be able to manipulate objects like say.. a dog or something
<ootyDance> what do you mean, manipulate objects?
<ootyDance> I was thinking more along the lines of scouting/tripping up/frightening people
=> ootyDance like, move things around, you know
<ootyDance> wouldn't be much in the way of manipulating objects, aside from, say, wrapping around a lever.
=> ootyDance but remember a snake isn't much of a scout type familiar.. but you could use snake to attack people
<ootyDance> it isn't much of a scout type?
=> ootyDance well, as much as any snake could be..
* ootyDance shrugs* It seems like a somewhat unnoticeable creature...maybe it would have difficulty communicating or something, I dunno
=> ootyDance However, since beastieboys use genetic engineering, you could have a half-breed animal as a famliar too.
<ootyDance> but snakes taste the air, see visually, and can sense heat if it is a pit viper. That seems really useful for scouting.
<ootyDance> Ahhhh.
<ootyDance> I'm not really sure what I'd breed with a snake, but that sounds awesome.
=> ootyDance But, nothing too crazy.. something simple.
<ootyDance> yeah, like lizard/snake?
<ootyDance> not too distant cousins
=> ootyDance sure!
<ootyDance> sweet. cobra + chameleon = perfect scout/pre-combat poison bite
=> ootyDance lol  that would be funny
<ootyDance> ok, I'm definitely set on this...would I need to find a lab?
<ootyDance> and do we need to find a way to work this skill change into the game?
<ootyDance> I can come up with a story. I was always called a freak for liking snakes, so I tried to become a Facedancer, but I sucked at it.
<ootyDance> viola.
<ootyDance> voila*
=> ootyDance yes, need to find a way to introduce you, but...
=> ootyDance since the party just came from a safehouse, we could also say you wandered out with the rest of the group
<ootyDance> well I was going to keep the same char name and all, I like it
<ootyDance> Time to go re-roll the character
=> ootyDance Hmmm, I can't have two characters of the same name! thats crazy!
<ootyDance> I'd just alter Karma
<ootyDance> or were you going to leave Karma and have the new char?
<ootyDance> that was why I came up with the story about being a facedancer 'cuz I was ashamed of liking snakes or whatever :P
=> ootyDance New char, Karma is still going to be alive though, you can change your char though.
<ootyDance> ahhh, alright
=> ootyDance but you need a new name.
=> ootyDance even if it is just a variant on the theme :)
=> Godwolf hey you gunna play or what?
<ootyDance> alright, Kenny Hitser!
<ootyDance> :DD
=> ootyDance haha
=> ootyDance just don't get your char killed, or you'll never hear the end of it..
<ootyDance> Want me to go ahead and start editing it into the Hobowiki?
<ootyDance> hehe, no problem ;)
=> ootyDance yes, do you remember the point distributions?
<ootyDance> I don't think I've increased any of my stats
<ootyDance> so I figure I can redistribute accordingly
<ootyDance> yes/no?
=> ootyDance 40 points among stats, 30 points among skills..
<ootyDance> okay cool
<ootyDance> add it to Active?
=> TheHatchetman hello?
- User TheHatchetman is not online
=> ootyDance Add it to active.
=> ootyDance Also remove your cybergen power.
<ootyDance> kk
<ootyDance> ok, just one quick question
=> ootyDance yes?
<ootyDance> what's Att?
* ootyDance has forgotten
=> ootyDance Attractiveness.
<ootyDance> ahhh, gotcha
=> ootyDance I should really put definition links to those, oh well, I'll do it soon..
No longer speaking in private.
<ootyDance> does the base 1 count?
<ootyDance> when distributing skills, that is?
<ootyDance> or do you have 1 and then you add 40/30
<ootyDance> because I'm seeing 40/20 on top of the 1, and I wonder if I did that wrong before
<ootyDance> 40/30*
=> ootyDance hmmm?  good question, and you can have 1 base + the 40/30
<ootyDance> ok, just checking, thanks
=> ootyDance let me know when you are done fixing up your character
=> [CB1]Gun You can sense the guy heading about 3/4 way up the stairs.
<ootyDance> Finished.
<ootyDance> dropped my IP and $$$ to 0
<ootyDance> no more cybergen skill
<ootyDance> Do I need to put my familiar into Yogang stuff, and will I need to wait to get to a genetic lab to create him or will I simply have already done so?
=> [CB1]Gun Alright, you are in the safehouse, you just saw the vid of Morgan Blackhand explain that in a few hours the ISA will be bombing the area because of a supposed "terrorist threat".  Many of the kids are scared, however a group of them left the safehouse a few minutes ago.
=> ootyDance http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
=> ootyDance Alright, you are in the safehouse, you just saw the vid of Morgan Blackhand explain that in a few hours the ISA will be bombing the area because of a supposed "terrorist threat".  Many of the kids are scared, however a group of them left the safehouse a few minutes ago.
<ootyDance> got it open
<[CB1]Gun> oops to you
<ootyDance> kk
=> ootyDance MOTHERFUCK..  I sent wrong pm
<ootyDance> LOL
=> ootyDance I accidentally sent that to Gun instead of you first time
=> [CB1]Gun yes, whoops indeed :)
<ootyDance> hehehe
<ootyDance> is this me?
=> ootyDance No..
<ootyDance> lol.
<ootyDance> great, I didn't want to wear crap. xD
=> ootyDance You've already created your familiar..
=> ootyDance Also, you are in the safehouse, so you can just tell me what you wanna do from there.
<ootyDance> I've come up with him, yes. I just don't know if I should put him on the Wiki page.
<ootyDance> I figure I want to follow the kids who left the safehouse.
=> ootyDance You don't have to yet, if you want it to be a surprise.
<ootyDance> Ok
=> ootyDance Just remember what it is, and tell me.
<ootyDance> Chameleon/Cobra hybrid.
<ootyDance> I'll be finding where they went by using the snake's ability to taste the air.
<ootyDance> I don't have a clue what kind of roll that takes.
=> ootyDance LOL, I'm not sure if a cobra has the ability to track prey that well...
<ootyDance> ;'D a pit viper would be more capable, but I don't think you'll let my pet be able to do everything.
<ootyDance> It wouldn't be tracking like to the inch, it'd just be able to find where they were.
<ootyDance> but if it can't do it it can't do it, just let me know :P
=> ootyDance You try to have it track them, and it isn't quite sure.
<ootyDance> Alright, well I'll follow to its best ability. If it can just find a general direction, I'll do the rest myself.
<ootyDance> If not, I'll just look around 'till I find them
=> ootyDance You look around, and hear a bunch of trucks drive by, and you can hear some machine gun fire from it, but it seems harmless enough as the gunfire seems to be aimed at a building.
=> ootyDance You head outside the safehouse, and you are in an alley behind a gas station, out in the street there are a number of buildings all around.
<ootyDance> I guess it's time to go check and see where those other kids went, then.
* ootyDance heads down the alley.
<ootyDance> (oh, and how do I determine my HP and BTM? I have 6 body. I remember you told us, but I have forgotten.)
=> ootyDance BTM 0
<ootyDance> kk
<ootyDance> HP = Body?
=> ootyDance yes
<ootyDance> kk. Added that info
<ootyDance> Anywho. I'm still wandering out in that alley. I'm going to peek my head into a few buildings and keep looking for those kids that left the safehouse earlier.
* ootyDance wanders
=> ootyDance You wander around for a few minutes...
=> ootyDance D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<ootyDance> 20
=> ootyDance After wandering around for about 15 minutes, you do find a abandoned building where the barracaded door seems to have some damage to it, and it looks like you can actually enter it.
<ootyDance> Hm. I'm going to cautiously and quietly enter and look around.
* ootyDance slides quietly in the door.
=> ootyDance You walk in and notice the door looks significantly damaged by some kind of blade thing.
<ootyDance> Hm. Someone must've been here before me.
* ootyDance looks around and checks to see if there's any trace of someone still remaining in the building
=> ootyDance You don't see anyone right away, you can see a glowing down the hallway, theres a number of rooms, and you hear some shuffling in one of them.
<ootyDance> That's a little creepy...glowing down the hallway. Still, hopefully curiousity won't kill the cat...
* ootyDance sneaks down the hallway to see what's there, trying his very best to blend with the very wall
=> ootyDance Well, it seems like some kind of fire or something, but you can't see from here.
<ootyDance> (If you can't tell, I'm trying to use my blend skill :P not sure when I can use it, but this seems as good a time as any)
=> ootyDance Well, so you heading towards the glowing then?
<ootyDance> Yes, trying to sneak over there...but if it's light in the building, I'll just send my snake ahead to scout
<ootyDance> I don't really know if it is day or night
=> ootyDance It's dusk.. not totally dark though, its early summer.
<ootyDance> In that case, I sneak down the hallway and let my snake peek around the corner to see what's in the room. He's camoflauged to his surroundings.
=> ootyDance Whats familiars name?
<ootyDance> Effit
<ootyDance> I have him on the page now
=> ootyDance oh okay
<ootyDance> I figure nobody's checking my Cgen page
=> ootyDance You poke him around the corner, effit doesn't really react to anything though.
<ootyDance> btw, can I talk to him to any extent?
<ootyDance> Or is it simply a 'connection' or something?
* ootyDance is not 100% sure how this works, but I'll figure it out
=> ootyDance it's a connection thing, not a psychic link, but you can kinda understand the body language, it's still an animal without speech, but you can interpret how he moves and noises he makes
=> ootyDance Think of the horse whisperer, except with a weird snake/chamelon thing.
<ootyDance> gotcha. I can tell him what to do/etc, but his communication back isn't like psychic, I can just 'understand'
* ootyDance gets it now
=> ootyDance "Simple movements, nothing more"
<ootyDance> kk
* ootyDance peeks around the edge of the door to see.
=> ootyDance You look and see a metal barrel with some junk inside burning.
<ootyDance> Hm. Nothing really interesting here...though I could have sworn I heard some shuffling.
* ootyDance slinks back to the door and checks outside. Can't be too careful.
=> [CB1]Gun You scan the guy ... and you can hear, "where did these punks come from, just fuckin dawdling into our building asking for guns, something smells fishy"
=> Godwolf what are you scanning for?
=> Godwolf surface intent, raw emotion, subvocal, images
No longer speaking in private.
=> ootyDance Don't see anything outside.
* ootyDance heads outside and continues down the alley.
=> ootyDance Alley by the safehouse?
<ootyDance> yeah, but I'm heading in the opposite direction of the safehouse.
<ootyDance> continuing down the direction I -believe- the others went
=> ootyDance You can see the group of kids walking out of the building you were just in.
* ootyDance turns around.
=> ootyDance However theres an older looking guy with em.
<ootyDance> o.O
* ootyDance decides to follow them from behind, just in case something's up with the older guy.
<ootyDance> Hm. Nope, actually, I think I'll go back in the building
<ootyDance> I'm going to see what else was in there that I missed
=> ootyDance You head in, and you find a couple rats in one of the rooms, and at the end of the hallway is a large room with another door on one side, and a desk on the other, and a table and a doorway behind the table.  It looks like there was some kind of gunbattle here recently as you can see a number of bullets in the floor, ceiling, table and desk.
<ootyDance> Hm...
<ootyDance> Looks like someone probably moved the table in front of the door to block it.
* ootyDance heads over to the table and gently attempts to shift it away from the door enough to slip by
=> ootyDance it easily moves.
<ootyDance> excellent
=> ootyDance You also notice a few people laying on the ground near the table.. they don't look to be moving.
* ootyDance checks to see if there's anything worth taking on the people...whatever is behind the door may require a weapon to handle.
=> ootyDance You check the bodies, nothing
<ootyDance> Darn.
* ootyDance quietly turns the door handle, allows the door to crack open, and lets Effit peek his head in.
=> ootyDance No immediate reaction, which seems to mean the coast is clear.
<ootyDance> Excellent. Good work, Effit. Now I need you to sneak inside and check it a little more thoroughly...if anything is in there, flee, don't bite
* ootyDance lets Effit slither into the room, again camoflauged.
=> ootyDance A few moments later Effit comes back, he doesn't seem too stirred.
<ootyDance> thanks buddy, you're invaluable!
* ootyDance opens the door further and slips in.
* ootyDance examines the room
=> ootyDance You walk in and theres nothing there, just another hallway.
* ootyDance walks down the hallway cautiously.
=> ootyDance Down the hallway you can see an opening on the right into something that looks like a ransacked office kitchen.
* ootyDance sneaks as he gets closer to the room, and peeks around the corner to see what's inside.
=> ootyDance Nothing seems to be there, but you can hear some shuffling coming from across the kitchen down another hallway
* ootyDance sneaks through the kitchen, checking for a knife or weapon of some sort along the way.
=> ootyDance You find a rusted butterknife.
* ootyDance frowns. I think my fists will be more effective.
=> Nemerizt Although you were feeling sick earlier, you feel a little better now.
<Nemerizt> ok
<ootyDance> Hey Effit, slither over into that hallway and let me know if there's anything or anyone there. Careful buddy
No longer speaking in private.
=> ootyDance talk back to gun as though you are Karma.
<ootyDance> let him in?
=> ootyDance Thats what he's asking, yes, you've been getting busy with the women in the safehouse, so you either answer or you don't.. or whatever.
=> ootyDance Alright, where is kenny headed?
=> ootyDance You watched the group head back to the safehouse.
<ootyDance> he was sending Effit to slither down that hallway and check to see what was there
<ootyDance> (should I head back and meet up with the group, go ahead and get the introduction?)
=> ootyDance Would prefer introduction, but its your call..
<ootyDance> kk
<ootyDance> lemme know what Effit sees, if nothing, I'm heading back to the safehouse
=> ootyDance Effit doesn't give you any sense of danger.
<ootyDance> Alright, Effit. That's good...so far nothing action-y, might as well go meet the new kids.
* ootyDance leaves the building and heads back to the safehouse
=> ootyDance As you are turning around, you walk back into the main room and you can hear some noises from the rooms behind you.
* ootyDance crouches and listens.
* ootyDance strains to find out if anything is being said.
=> ootyDance It sounds like footsteps.
* ootyDance slips around a corner to where he cannot be seen and watches to see who is coming.
=> ootyDance You catch a glimpse of a two guys holding guns, 2 children, and a woman walking together through the room, heading towards the hallway.
<ootyDance> Hmm. My curiousity is aroused....I think I'll follow them at a distance and see where they're going.
=> ootyDance D10 + Blend + Ref
<ootyDance> 23
<ootyDance> (I'm so stealthehhh)
=> ootyDance Nice, well you manage to follow them, and they don't seem to notice.
<ootyDance> awesome.
=> ootyDance once they reach the entrance to the building there isn't a good way to blend into leaving the building
<ootyDance> Right, I'm just going to stay back a distance
<ootyDance> hopefully they just won't notice me
<ootyDance> I'm still following at a distance.
=> ootyDance Alright, you gradaully edge your way out, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<ootyDance> 17
=> ootyDance You manage to make them out barely in the fog.
* ootyDance continues following closely enough to see them within the fog
<ootyDance> just* closely enough. I'm far away, just close enough to make them out still
=> Nemerizt You start to feel nasuous.
=> Nemerizt You have to stop, and heave a little before you start puking up silvery barf.
=> Blarg You see them stop, and one of them in the lead looks like he is barfing.
=> ootyDance You see them stop, and one of them in the lead looks like he is barfing.
No longer speaking in private.
=> Blarg whoops, wrong pm :)
* ootyDance sneaks a little closer under the cover of the fog to try and see what's going on.
=> Blarg You can see that they have met up with the other guy who you saw earlier, and one of the kids from the group, they appear to have been looking for each other in the fog.
=> Blarg D10 + Get a Clue + Int
=> ootyDance You can see that they have met up with the other guy who you saw earlier, and one of the kids from the group, they appear to have been looking for each other in the fog.
=> ootyDance D10 + Get a Clue + Int
=> Blarg damnit! lol
<ootyDance> 22
=> ootyDance You keep up with them.
<ootyDance> :D
<ootyDance> man, this is far better than being a facedancer. I'm the best scout eva ;'D
<ootyDance> Hah. Crud. I don't have a weapon, do I
<ootyDance> x_x
=> ootyDance Oh snap, I don't know!
<ootyDance> lol
=> ootyDance oh man, I'm going to have to get the book back from my friend to see what starting equipment you get..
<ootyDance> Ah well, I suppose we'll see how good a brawler I am with my fists and feet if something's attacking
=> ootyDance I'll make sure to get your equipment before next time, don't worry :)
<ootyDance> No worries, we'll just assume I don't have any right now and I'll get it when I get to the safehouse
<ootyDance> hehe
* ootyDance looks around to try and figure out where that cement-on-metal sound came from.
=> ootyDance You aren't sure, it's not obvious, but Effit doesn't seem to like it one bit.
<ootyDance> Okay, I'm about to step out of the fog and tap Nem on the shoulder.
<ootyDance> Intro me ;)
=> ootyDance Describe what you look like
=> ootyDance er.. nevermind...
=> ootyDance does it have chamelon legs or just snake body?
<ootyDance> snake body
<ootyDance> mostly snake-ish, lizard regen and camo
<ootyDance> ...does Effit see anything?
=> ootyDance You hear some hissing noises from below, but you can't tell yet.
=> ootyDance D10 + Daktari + Int
<ootyDance> Can I use EMP instead? page says EMP/INT
<ootyDance> but with INT it is 23
=> ootyDance Yes, but in this case, it's INT.. :)
<ootyDance> ah, ok
<ootyDance> gotcha
=> ootyDance I decide which one works best.
<ootyDance> ahh, it isn't just whichever is higher, ok
<ootyDance> but yeah, 23 with INT
=> ootyDance It's a case-by-case basis...
=> ootyDance Effit seems to be rather rigid and moving erraticlly, you can only guess that he saw something strange moving agressively.   The only thing you can compare it to is Effits reaction to Nem vs. his reaction to going into the sewers.
PRIVATE CHAT END