0013 CB CyberGen Session

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- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<three4thsforsaken> well, nosebleed
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Veri!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Then do so and lets all relax
<three4thsforsaken> the reason people don't beleive you
<Verifex>  hail comrade gun
<[LittleRed]Calynne> hail commie veri ... post in my forum a description of yourself
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rawr
<three4thsforsaken> is cause they don't think it's possible to keep on playing
<[LittleRed]Calynne> gun too
<{CB1}Slayer333> hail comrade Fex!
<Verifex> hail comrades!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> and slayer didnt give me a descript of himself yet
<[LittleRed]Calynne> bad slayer
<[CB1]Gun> let's have false descriptions...fun and easy for you ;)
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Ranger... I still need a description of you for the commie picture as well ^^
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<Nerevas> holy crapola @ ranged rounds change out of nowhere
<N0seBLeeD> Lol. I'm not all ... You know whats like them.
<[LittleRed]Calynne> However you want to be seen by CB, Gun ... :)
<N0seBLeeD> I thrive a challenge.
<Verifex> huh description for what?
<Ranger> Huh Caly?  For what?
<Nerevas> wow that is a major ToE buff
<[CB1]Gun> commie group pic
<[LittleRed]Calynne> comrade portrait... slayer is having me make one with all the commies in it
<Ranger> yes Nere
<Ranger> real pic or a fake one?
* N0seBLeeD takes a deep breath
<[CB1]Gun> so we got you at the right time fex
<{CB1}Slayer333> lessee...dont think I have any pictures of myself...
<[CB1]Gun> fake one
<[LittleRed]Calynne> any description you'd like CB to see you as
<[LittleRed]Calynne> some people gave me real descriptions, others more anime/different
<Ranger> simple, Robert E Newmans head on Arnold Schwartzaneggers body
<[CB1]Gun> chat poll: should I be darth vader? ;)
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I believe novice is going to be something like ... a werewolf =P
<{CB1}Slayer333> unanimous answer: No, be the Star Wars Kid :p
* [CB1]Gun has that gif
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<Ranger> which one Gun?
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<[CB1]Gun> the kid swinging the light saber
<Ranger> o
<{CB1}Slayer333> the saber or the one with the broomstick thing?
<Nerevas> has anything changed with tattoos as far as leveling the playing field?
<[CB1]Gun> saber
<[CB1]Gun> NCB got a buff, that's tat lvling ;)
<Ranger> check out the RBF
<Nerevas> I could seriously see going for a new NCB if tattoo wasn't an issue
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Though, if you could describe yourself with something that has your namesake... like hatchet's gonna have a hatchet... and such ... that might be best =P
<{CB1}Slayer333> I could loan you my tat for a while, transfer fees are huge though
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<Ranger> ok, then an army ranger, coming out of the lake with a M16 in hand
<[LittleRed]Calynne> That could work
<[LittleRed]Calynne> I'll write it down
<Lukey> I just turned 18!!!!
<Lukey> wooo!!!!!
<Ranger> i could send you one but I lost mine when my old house burnt donw
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<Ranger> down
<Verifex> congrats lukey
<Ranger> only 3 more years to be able to drink in the USA
<[LittleRed]Calynne> thaz k ...
<Lukey> 1 more and i can drink here :p
<Ranger> Canada?
<Lukey> yup
<Lukey> and im now legal in quebec
<Lukey> haha
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> o.o
<Lukey> good ol crazy quebec and their rules
<Ranger> those crazy frenchies
<Lukey> i hear ya
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<Ranger> Nere, CoC also got a huge buff with the new missile rounds
<Lukey> anyway, ill talk to y'all in another year :p byeee!
<[LittleRed]Calynne> Gun ... description! >_> *whap* =P
<Nerevas> have there been any really successful NCB's since mikel/NS/freed?
<Ranger> Beee
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> maybe make Gun a gunslinger =P
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<Ranger> Score / PR / MPR: 2,516,273 / 3,927,778 / 2,893,586  === :Last day
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Blarg!
<Blarg> hallo
<Nerevas> wow.
<Nerevas> holy cow
<Nerevas> NCB got beefed way up
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> hail comrade blarg! describe yourself to me... in a way you want CBers to see you for the commie group picture
<[CB1]Gun> am looking for a good vader pic, the mini gun pic was best with the body venture tho
<Nerevas> that and he's probably done one hell of a job on it
<Blarg> haha
<Ranger> well the recent boost of 1000% helps
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<Nerevas> if I went for another NCB I'd probably go for the heavy AC mage again
<Ranger> look at Conundrum
<Ranger> Atomicboys character
<Blarg> imagine the sort of soviet spy with a long trench coat and guns in every pocket, but you can't see them of course, all secretive an stuff, slim, and suave, not brawny
<[CB1]Gun> blarg, be a dinosaur ;p
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<Ranger> AC: 250 with a COI and NSC
<[LittleRed]Calynne> ooh
<Blarg> haha, or a dinosaur :P
<[LittleRed]Calynne> good descript
<Nerevas> not bad at all
<Ranger> and some items are unnamed, esp the MCM which an give 5-6 more
<Nerevas> and he's got decent evasion too right?
<Blarg> but the spy thing works better as a "comrade" :P
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<[CB1]Gun> edy owns the KGB tho
<[LittleRed]Calynne> rofl
<Nerevas> the problem would be getting a good tattoo
<[CB1]Gun>  http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GBEU/FP1839~Darth-Vader-Posters.jpg
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<Blarg> want me to contribute any money for this comrade picture?
<[CB1]Gun> no need
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<[CB1]Gun> fex, you there?
<terminater333> hi
<[LittleRed]Calynne> well ... if it gets done and you want to, sure
<Verifex> yes
<[CB1]Gun> omg it's slayer's new multi!
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<[CB1]Gun> got OB, Blarg, GW, & me
<terminater333> anybody know about Forum Warz?
<Nerevas> anyone looking forward to smash bro's release this sunday?
<terminater333> i am
<N0seBLeeD> <-- Looking forward to 10,000 BC
<Blarg> i wish i had a wii
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<terminater333> anybody know about KOL of Twilight Heroes?
<[CB1]Gun> omj found a commander pic that looks like nick nolti
<terminater333> i meant or twilight hereos
<[LittleRed]Calynne> so I have ranger, hatch, little anthony, barzoo monkey, edyit, verifex, gun, and blarg...
<[CB1]Gun> I'm make up what you don't have ;)
<terminater333> how do u exit chat?
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<[RP08]ColonelCustard> why do I see the name "nick nolti" more often in chat than anything that I've ever heard of?
<[LittleRed]Calynne> you dont! mwahahahah just kiddin
<[CB1]Gun> Settings-enable chat
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* [LittleRed]Calynne clings to CC's pantleg.
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<[RP08]ColonelCustard> hey Caly
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<[LittleRed]Calynne> hi ^^
<Verifex> hey everybody..
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<[RP08]ColonelCustard> hey veri
<Verifex> cybergen players ready?
<Verifex> go to rpg room
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- RPG room: server grants op status to Verifex
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<Blarg> boo
<[CB1]Gun> eep
<Verifex> hi blarg
<Blarg> hey veri grats on full admin
<Blarg> <3
<Verifex> thx!
<Blarg> i'm thinking those top two things in the poll right now would be really really good changes for CB
<Verifex> yup, I'm working on em. :)
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<Blarg> i love OOTYDANCES
<ootyDance> Oh! Dango! Jam!
<[CB1]Gun> lol sent the cm as you came in
<ootyDance> hola Blarg :D
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<Verifex> hi ooty!
<ootyDance> ah, you sent me a CM?
<Verifex> hi nemer
<Nemerizt> hey
<ootyDance> so you did
<ootyDance> grrrr. Stupid Hippo won't show back up, and I still can't get the bunny skin or the golden girl skin
<ootyDance> be back in a bit
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<Verifex> Is hatchet around?
<Nemerizt> yeah
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<Nemerizt> in the peacefull hidaway
* tWIsTEd is being curious
<tWIsTEd> lol
<Verifex> hi
<tWIsTEd> hey
<tWIsTEd> so whats happening here?
<Verifex> we're waiting for ooty to come back, and possibly hatchet..
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<Blarg> gasp
<Verifex> wow that was neat..
<TheHatchetman> am i too late? >.<
<Verifex> hi hatchet!
<Verifex> nope we haven't started yet
<TheHatchetman> yay! :D
<Blarg> far too late, OB caused a nuclear meltdown and we are now fighting other mutant liquified humans
<[CB1]Gun> we're pwning
<Nemerizt> sounds good
<Verifex> hehehe, not quite blarg..
<Nemerizt> ill scare them to death with my teeth
<Verifex> Alright, let me pull up my documents...
<Nemerizt> is no one else coming today?
<Blarg> OB probably
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<TheHatchetman> afk a bit
<TheHatchetman> a bit as in a couple minutes
<Verifex> alright hurry back, or you will miss important things
<tWIsTEd> so what do we do in this game we're waiting for?
* TheHatchetman is back
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<ootyDance> back!
<TheHatchetman> and how often does luck recharge?
<Nemerizt> i think it recharged already
<TheHatchetman> does it charge fully per session or a certain amount after a certain point, or what? :P
<Nemerizt> i bet its mainly per session but if it doesnt fit in the plot you wont
<ootyDance> I call Hatch as my RPG Roommate.
<ootyDance> >.>
<Nemerizt> now im lonely
<Nemerizt> i was gonna convert him into a goth
<[CB1]Gun> luck is charged
<ootyDance> lol Nem
<TheHatchetman> I get that part :P it's the when/how part I'm lacking :P
<Nemerizt> btw you might not want to enter my room
<TheHatchetman> he's got blood on the walls :P
<ootyDance> o.O
* ootyDance offers Nem a sponge.
<Nemerizt> i dont need a sponge
<Nemerizt> i wrote on the walls in blood
<Nemerizt> see
<ootyDance> ah.
* Nemerizt shows the blood writing that looks like 死
<TheHatchetman> OB, pretty sad that all forktoad needed to figure out was for you to point him in the direction of the original thread, eh? :P
<ootyDance> like boxes, eh?
<ootyDance> lol.
<Nemerizt> lol
* ootyDance frowns. WHY CAN'T I GET A BUNNY SUIT?
<Nemerizt> you dont have asian language pack installed then
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<ootyDance> nope...I don't speak Asian.
<Nemerizt> it looks cool though
<ootyDance> only American and English
* TheHatchetman has a bunny suit ^_^
<ootyDance> and Southern
<Nemerizt> i only speak japanese
<ootyDance> BOOO Hatch
<TheHatchetman> and i've sold a bunch of them :P
<ootyDance> YAY
<ootyDance> I got the golden girl skin
<ootyDance> <3
<ootyDance> man, this suit rules. Now I just gotta find that hippo again
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<ootyDance> wow, the lvl 999 is tough. I barely touched her life bar.
<Lamuness> OB must be talking about Oh Dango Jam
<Nemerizt> i was wondering
<ootyDance> yep Lammy
<ootyDance> my new fave Out Of BA game
<Lamuness> I can scratch the surface.  I'm level 95 at the moment.
<ootyDance> wow, nice
<Lamuness> I want her costume...
<ootyDance> hehehe
<Lamuness> which costume are you using right now?
<Nemerizt> where is the rpg bot?
<Verifex> hey everyone
<Verifex> hey
<ootyDance> Flying Hippo cheats
<ootyDance> Lammy - the golden girl
<Lamuness> flying hippo has laser attack... I want that costume too....
<Lamuness> the regular hippo seems to have a boosted defense
<ootyDance> yeah, that one is so cheaty
<Verifex> Alright, everyone pull up your character on the wiki.
<ootyDance> golden girl has the best special ever
<Lamuness> have you seen the girl riding the hippo?
<Lamuness> that hippo can breathe fire
Error: Brent is ignoring you.
<ootyDance> grrr, yep
<Verifex> wtf!
* ootyDance grumbles about the bosses being able to outrange him
<Lamuness> I've been beating on the white hippo
<Lamuness> gives you 5000 xp at a time.
<TheHatchetman> haha! :P
<Verifex> Brent is ignoring me? WTF?
<TheHatchetman> just tried one fight against goldengirl, got her suit :P
<Blarg> hahahaha this game is amusing
<ootyDance> yeah, I've only killed the white hippo once
<ootyDance> Jeez Hatch
<ootyDance> I fought nothing but goldengirls for like...hours
<ootyDance> and just now got the suit
<Lamuness> I'm using the kid with shield suit
<Lamuness> pretty decent
<ootyDance> the one with the sword and shield?
<Lamuness> uh huh
<ootyDance> eww. I don't like that one.
<ootyDance> too short range, don't like the special
<TheHatchetman> i use panda guy suit for powerleveling attack :P
<ootyDance> I use golden girl...melee hit has a lot of range on it, so I sit back and tap until I can use her combo
<Verifex> what the heck are you guys talking about?
<ootyDance> OH! DANGO! JAM! , Verifex
<Lamuness> Oh! Dango! Jam!
<Blarg> i really have no idea how to really play it hah
<Lamuness> a = attack. x = magic. c = defend. space = special
<TheHatchetman> zxcspacebar...
<Nemerizt> i havent seen the no ba list in a long time
<Verifex> can someone tell Brent to load the rpg bot
<ootyDance> Blarg - click the M at the bottom
<ootyDance> that's manual mode, instead of Auto
<TheHatchetman> he seems busy atm...
<ootyDance> then like Lammy said
<Lamuness> well, I'm gonna go back and work on the Econ. Report script.
<Blarg> yeass, but who should i be, what makes anyone better, what does my magic do, etc etc
<Verifex> umm I'm ready to start if everyone is ready.
<Nemerizt> im ready
<Blarg> i am
<[CB1]Gun> sure'ish
<Nemerizt> oh
<ootyDance> HELL YEAH!
<ootyDance> I just killed the blue dinosaur riding thing
<ootyDance> 4k exp, 30k gold
<Lamuness> it's not as good as the white hippo
<Nemerizt> are me and hatch getting those cybergen disease today?
<ootyDance> nope...but I want its skin
<Lamuness> yes, me too....
<[CB1]Gun> you should neme
<ootyDance> wow, I only got 2 levels off the thing
<ootyDance> x_x
<Lamuness> I want evil red riding hood, laser hippo, and blue dino
<Nemerizt> the horrible roll is coming


GAMING BEGINS


<Verifex> Alright guys, everyone go into parenthesis for out-of-character chat.
<Nemerizt> (roger)
<ootyDance> (Just killed the white hippo for 2 more lvls)
<ootyDance> (bwahahaha)
<Lamuness> ( white hippo is nice )
<ootyDance> (I agree. Golden girl skin lets me beat him without even trying.)
<Verifex> Last we left our insane party of weirdo kids with mutant powers and strange hair everyone was in a underground safehouse, nestled underneath a combat zone warehouse (of the abandoned type, is there any other kind of warehouse?)
<Nemerizt> (wasnt it a gas station?)
<ootyDance> (good, so we killed that dude at the dumpster?)
<Verifex> You walked through a gas station, and out behind it accross an alley was a warehouse.
<[CB1]Gun> (no, but I lit the backdoor)
<Nemerizt> (ok)
<Verifex> So Nem is chilling in the bedroom putting demonic crap on the walls, what is everyone else doing?
<ootyDance> I'm counting my toes.
<Verifex> I seem to recall that some people were taking this opportunity to hook up with girls.
<Blarg> oh i'm doing that
<ootyDance> nice, go Blargh! Enjoy Fexina
<[CB1]Gun> (already has the hottie)
<Verifex> Alrighty then, you are all enjoying your company of the fairer sex.
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<Verifex> Or the peacefulness of solitude.
<Nemerizt> (im hoping for a few scares once they enter the bedroom)
<Lamuness> ( I got the peacefulness... )
<Boo_Bear> how to play cybergen? :)
<ootyDance> (OMG. Flying Hippo CHEATS!!!!!!)
<Lamuness> ( ;P  you just don't have enough hp and defense )
<Boo_Bear> hi lammy. :)
<ootyDance> (no, he should never have reached me)
<Verifex> (Hi Boo_Bear, please talk in parenthesis, if you are interested in the game talk to me in PM)
<Lamuness> ( hi boo~ <3 )
<ootyDance> (he freakin' walked through my special)
<Boo_Bear> (oh okay)
<TheHatchetman> (why wouldnt he fly?)
<ootyDance> (well he flew through it or whatever, but he shouldn't be able to avoid it!!!!)
<ootyDance> (-grumble-)
<Blarg> (fighting level 400 at level 3 is not a good idea)
<ootyDance> (hehe, usually not ;'D)
<Lamuness> (is VB, MH, BTh, BoNe, and ELS still considered the only rares for melee? )
<TheHatchetman> (why does it take so long to find a specific oponent?)
<ootyDance> (omg. He did it again. I started my special and he kills me and breaks it.)
<ootyDance> (dude, I dunno. That's the part about the game that I semi-don't like.)
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<Lamuness> ( Hatchet: because it's random )
* Nemerizt looks at his hands "hmm, maybe its just from pricking them"
<TheHatchetman> (Lammy: Why?)
<Lamuness> ( ;p  because that's how they made it )
<Lamuness> ( somebody answer my melee question :P )
<TheHatchetman> (Well if they had a forum, I would post so many boxes and hope it meant something along the lines of "stop with the randome crap")
<ootyDance> (haha)
<TheHatchetman> (btw, yeah, what else would there be?)
<ootyDance> (Lam - I think you're right, yeah.)
<ootyDance> (Hatch, what level is your panda? 72?)
<Verifex> Hatch -- >
<Verifex> All of you in the main room of the safehouse hear some commotion coming from the middle of the room, some of the other kids are staring at the V-Term
<TheHatchetman> (63)
<ootyDance> O.o
<ootyDance> (awww. I was hoping that was your panda I killed. :P)
<Lamuness> ( are all the amulets considered rare? )
<TheHatchetman> (Lammy, can ya buy them in the store? :P)
<Lamuness> ( ah ha! that's the answer I'm looking for )
* TheHatchetman gos to check out the V-Term
<ootyDance> (gah, I got him all the way down to the 1/4 mark and then Mr. Flying Hippo went all cheaterface on me again)
* [CB1]Gun has his arm around his sugarbunny
<Verifex> You all see Eggman hurl up some silvery lunch, tossing one of his blunts onto the ground
<Nemerizt> whoa
<ootyDance> ew.
<ootyDance> (Eggman?)
<Nemerizt> hey, whats happening with him?
<TheHatchetman> (me)
<Verifex> (thats hatchet)
<ootyDance> (ah.)
<TheHatchetman> dont worry guys, I've puked worse
<ootyDance> (nice, Dr. Robotnik)
<ootyDance> I wonder if we could salvage some aluminum out of that. Recycle!
<Verifex> After gathering your senses from that little "incident" eggman, you head to the V-Term.
<[CB1]Gun> Get a can.
<Nemerizt> thats metal?
<Verifex> You can see a picture of a big guy in a trenchcoat...
<Verifex> The guy speaks, "Hey Juves, it's Morgan Blackhand, if you haven't seen me before, don't worry I'm here to help. The shit really hit the fan according to the decrypted messages and general chatter we've intercepted."
<Verifex> "According to most of our sources, it looks like the ISA has declared a section of the combat zone a "terrorist threat" and as such, is flying in some air-support."
<ootyDance> mmmm, fun. Now we have planes watching for us....
<Verifex> "This is real heavy juves, this is the closest you'll ever get to a war zone. Thankfully you're all safe up in this place I've set up, unfortunately you're in a real lousy location."
<Verifex> "Can't afford to be picky when building a high-tech fortress under the ISA's nose.
<Nemerizt> dont worry, we are all already dead anyways
<[CB1]Gun> Only on hte inside.
<Verifex> "If you bunk down for the next 2 days you should be safe, I've made sure that place is armored to withstand the standard "deployment" the ISA dishes out just in case you all get a dose of a standard carpet bombing run."
<Nemerizt> are there any cameras to watch the show?
<Verifex> "I've gotta get a bunch of things in order before the assault, which seems to be occuring some time in the next 2 hours. Brace yourselves and be safe juves, Morgan out."
<Verifex> Some of the other kids start to freak out, either they've been in this situation before, or they are just big pussies, or both.
<[CB1]Gun> What say you fellow juves. When shall be go forth into battle?
<Lamuness> now
<ootyDance> Doesn't matter, my bolter doesn't aim worth a flip.
* ootyDance grumbles.
<TheHatchetman> ready when you guys are
<[CB1]Gun> We need to get my bike anyways, then head to the original safe house.
<ootyDance> yes, onward we go...
<Nemerizt> so... who are we killing?
<Nemerizt> i always enjoy a good victom
<[CB1]Gun> We kill those you don't follow!
<[CB1]Gun> who* bah
<Nemerizt> what about the carpet bombing?
<ootyDance> (yay, killed the blue dragon thing again. Lvl 75!)
<Verifex> So what is everyone going to do?
<ootyDance> I say we dodge the bombs. ;'D
<[CB1]Gun> Pop up the map on the v-term cuz I don't know where the hell we are.
<ootyDance> (LOL. I hadn't noticed 'Fex's map before. Very nice.)
<Nemerizt> (there is a map?)
<[CB1]Gun> (yep)
<Nemerizt> (how do we see it?)
<ootyDance> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/index.php/Verifex%27s_Game_Maps
<[CB1]Gun> (which number are we>)
<Verifex> You pull up the map, and it shows you south of number 53 at the bottom.
<[CB1]Gun> (fuckin knew it!)
<Nemerizt> (heh)
<Lamuness> ( do you consider tattoos to be "armor" ? )
<Verifex> It's listed as "combat zone" though, which is outside of corpsec controlled areas.
<[CB1]Gun> Either we take the bombing in 2 hours, or we leave for the park now.
<Blarg> bombing sounds bad
<Lamuness> ( yes? no? )
<Lamuness> leave for the park
<Nemerizt> well, this place could take the bombing
<[CB1]Gun> Will you follow us other lowly juves?!
<Nemerizt> and i always wanted to see one
<Verifex> One thing you all know about the "combat zone" is that even without the incoming air-strike, the combat zone is a very very kid-unfriendly place.
<Lamuness> ( fine.  I'll go with "yes".  ;p  don't complain later if the econ. report isn't accurate. )
<[CB1]Gun> (wanted to stay for the bombing anyways ;)
<Blarg> yet i doubt an airstrike will increase the friendliness
<Verifex> If you want to get out of there in one piece, you should probably call a cab or a safe-shuttle.
<[CB1]Gun> OR!....We stay and make out.
<ootyDance> aha!
<Blarg> difficult cho
<Blarg> ice
<Verifex> Trevor says, "Well, I didn't sign up for this.. I wonder why they brought us to this dank hole"
<Nemerizt> time is flowing, not that it matters
<ootyDance> (Yeah Lammy, tattoos are armor)
* TheHatchetman votes safe shuttle
<Lamuness> to the park
<Nemerizt> to realize our true death
<[CB1]Gun> Let's raid the shop above before the strike?
<TheHatchetman> definitely
<[CB1]Gun> Walking out onto a WWII wasteland would be awesome.
* Blarg agrees
<Nemerizt> lets go then
<Nemerizt> i will laugh in the sea of flames as it falls
<[CB1]Gun> Someone open the door, let's raid for nachos.
<Verifex> Everyone going outside?
<ootyDance> sea of flames?
* ootyDance opens the door
<[CB1]Gun> Get some trashbags.
<Nemerizt> the carpet bombing of course
<Verifex> Karma goes for the door, and you can see some of the kids giving you frightened looks.
<Nemerizt> hmm, im not sure i feel that good.
<[CB1]Gun> We'll be back, keep the door open so you can hear.
<Nemerizt> maybe some blood would make me feel better?
<Boo_Bear> why no more parentheses?
* Nemerizt looks around for someone who has nice blood
<Verifex> Karma D10 + Emp + Fearless Leader
<[CB1]Gun> (we're actually talking ;p)
<ootyDance> (Boo, you talk in character without parentheses)
<Boo_Bear> lol. :P
<Verifex> http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<ootyDance> figures.
<ootyDance> total = 10
<ootyDance> (rolled my classic 1)
<[CB1]Gun> (noticed lol)
<Verifex> You are a bit too much of a fraidy-cat to go and open the door.
<[CB1]Gun> Move aside.
<ootyDance> Can do, Cap'n Dice.
<TheHatchetman> Nemer's got deathwalk :P
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<ootyDance> (hardly any better ;'D)
<[CB1]Gun> (crap)
<Lamuness> you fools
<Nemerizt> dont you guys want to see the sea of flames up close?
<Nemerizt> i was thinking better of you all
<Verifex> You go over and open the door, with some bit of trepidation.
<ootyDance> I think nothing of you.
<Lamuness> 14...
<[CB1]Gun> Get the trashbags, we'll raid the shop then run back down here.
<Verifex> No sea of flames, no death and zombies, just the night-air and a dank smell of garbage permiates your nostrels.
<[CB1]Gun> (think neme can go out without a prob)
<ootyDance> I'm up for cheesy poofs!
* Blarg grabs a bag and heads up
* Nemerizt follows
* TheHatchetman assists Blarg in raiding everything ^_^
<Verifex> You head out and you are once again in the alley behind the gas-station.
<Nemerizt> (though i feel bad)
* Blarg tunes into any communications i can
* [CB1]Gun scans area
<Verifex> Gun, you only manage to pick up a few rats, and a dog in the area nearest to you.
<ootyDance> (wewt, I'm lvl 80 now.)
* Nemerizt starts whistling as he looks into the sky
<[CB1]Gun> Gothy, there's a dog around here. You can bite that.
<Nemerizt> huh?
<Nemerizt> mmmm
* Nemerizt stalks the dog
<Verifex> Blarg, the safehosue eminates a number of virtuality controls for many of the ammenities inside, but while outside you don't detect anything short of a nearby virtuality term.
* [CB1]Gun dubs on goggles
<Verifex> Scanning the area visually, you can see the clouds are thick above, and its not quite foggy, but getting there gradually.
<Verifex> Since you are in an alley you can't really see much of the surrounding area from here.
ootyDance left the room.
* [CB1]Gun peeks around the corner at the end of the alley
<Verifex> The warehouse you were in doesn't seem to have an entrance from this side either, only the safehosue entrance, which also seems pretty lost in the wall already. (blarg can find it pretty easily though)
<Nemerizt> so who has the car?
* TheHatchetman scratches his arms* Itchy!!!
<[CB1]Gun> No car.
<Nemerizt> you are itchy too?
<Nemerizt> ive been feeling funny for a while now
<[CB1]Gun> Crabs?
<Nemerizt> on my fingers?
<[CB1]Gun> They pinch.
* Nemerizt holds up his bloody fingers
<[CB1]Gun> Stop biting your nails.
<Nemerizt> actually that was for writing
<[CB1]Gun> Now, let's get inside a place.
<Verifex> You head down the alley and look around, it looks like a big mess.
<Nemerizt> lead on fearless
<Nemerizt> i love the night
* TheHatchetman grabs a broom and begins tidying up
<Verifex> You can see some large pock-marks in the road where some seemingly random violence has occured.
* TheHatchetman gets the bleach
<Verifex> A quarter mile down the street you can see a building that has collapsed into the street from some kind of weapon.
<[CB1]Gun> Let's break into a place.
* Lamuness runs
<Verifex> And down the opposite end of the street you can see more dilapadaded buildings.
<Nemerizt> hah, someone is afraid
* TheHatchetman starts making a "Home Depot list"
<Verifex> Down the road to the east, you see a couple trucks heading towards you, they are about 9 blocks or so away.
<[CB1]Gun> Hit the mess!
<[CB1]Gun> Randy, scan em.
* TheHatchetman jumps into the first building that was broken by a weapon
<Verifex> They are heading "east" actually, not really "towards" you really.
* Nemerizt fades into the shadows
<Verifex> But you can see them heading at you.
* Blarg scans into the trucks
<Verifex> They are slightly out of range from here.
<Blarg> well, opposite direction then?
<Verifex> Much like the opening drama of finding the safehouse, you can hear the intermittent machine gun fire off the in distance.
<[CB1]Gun> Eggman, dig into a mess, you got thief skillz. ;)
* TheHatchetman sparks a blunt, puffs it a few times, then passes to Bob
* TheHatchetman digs into a mess
<[CB1]Gun> Thank you, I'll keep it lit for ya.
<Verifex> Eggman, D10 + Frontier Gurreila + Int
<TheHatchetman> 17
<[CB1]Gun> (heh off a 1 ;)
<TheHatchetman> (pretty sweet for a one :P)
<Verifex> A 1s a 1 though.
<Nemerizt> (auto failure?)
<Verifex> You look around, and decide one of the buildings looks safe enough to enter.
<[CB1]Gun> (that explains OB's misses)
* Lamuness follows Bob
<[CB1]Gun> Let's rock the block.
<Verifex> You try getting into the door, but fail, the building does look condemned.
<Nemerizt> whatevers good
<Nemerizt> kick it
<Verifex> Where to next?
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, ram it.
* Lamuness gets a running start
<[CB1]Gun> Or form axe hands.
* Lamuness comes to a halt
<Lamuness> that's a better idea...
<[CB1]Gun> No, keep running. ;)
<TheHatchetman> (So now Lammy's TheHatchethand? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (bingo)
* Lamuness forms axe hands
<Verifex> (TH, you can do this stuff, but you have to roll better then a 1)
<Verifex> (Lamu is basically the brute force option)
<Verifex> You have an axe hand now Dagger.
<[CB1]Gun> (he's our 2nd troll)
<Nemerizt> hey, thats sweet
<Verifex> (Apparently GW isn't with us)
<[CB1]Gun> (yet again)
<[CB1]Gun> (CM'ed him)
<Verifex> You going to attack the door?
Existing rooms:
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    alonetime: 1 users
    RPG room: 8 users
    carnage: 29 users
<TheHatchetman> (Wait, we're in the future, right?)
<[CB1]Gun> Ondelay!
* Lamuness attacks door
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah so might be metal ;)
<TheHatchetman> (We should get on a computer and see if CB2's still around... :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<[CB1]Gun> (Jon is the evil corp. leader!)
<Nemerizt> (its cb 5 now)
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> 17
<Lamuness> 17
<Verifex> Well, whatever happened, you managed to crack a hole in the door with your axe.
<Verifex> You pull your axe hand out, but it isn't big enough to help you get in.
<Nemerizt> let me help
* Nemerizt pulls out the strange symbol
<[CB1]Gun> That won't help.
<TheHatchetman> he does this all the time guys
* Nemerizt attacks door as well
<TheHatchetman> we're by a SUV with a dude from the camp inside it, and he pulls the damn thing out...
<Nemerizt> (is it jockstuff and ref as well?)
<Verifex> Meanwhile, the 3 trucks that were approaching from the east, have now come into range, and you can see them off to the left (you are at a building to the north of the safehouse location)
<[CB1]Gun> SUV?!
<TheHatchetman> (map?)
<Lamuness> let's ram the SUV into the door...
<[CB1]Gun> No, open the door first.
<Nemerizt> anyways, i got a 20
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Ref
<Nemerizt> 20
<Verifex> You bash the door with your body, it hurts, the door is still there though.
<TheHatchetman> is the door locked?
<TheHatchetman> what's stopping us from opening it?
<[CB1]Gun> (snickers)
<Verifex> You turn the handle, and it turns, but the door doesn't seem to open.
<Verifex> you turn the handle and push, and it seems to be blocked, you assume, from the inside.
<Nemerizt> its boarded
<TheHatchetman> (You guys woulda shit yourself if i just happened to be able to open it, eh? :P)
<Verifex> As you hear the trucks head by, you hear the loud engines and a few machine gun bursts.
<[CB1]Gun> Into the mess!
<Verifex> A few buildings nearby take damage from a machine gun.
* Nemerizt fades into the shadows
* TheHatchetman hides behind bob
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy is made of steel, use him)
<Nemerizt> (good idea)
<Verifex> They didn't appear to be aiming at you though, after the gun ringing dies down, you can hear some rowdy sounds coming from the trucks direction, as they pass by.
* TheHatchetman holds out a blunt of good faith
<[CB1]Gun> Ok....what was this about an SUV?
<Nemerizt> say, lets try to take one out
<TheHatchetman> (reference to last week :P)
<Verifex> (THERE IS NO SUV, I don't know where that came from)
<[CB1]Gun> (TH is sooo high)
<Nemerizt> (that was last week)
<Verifex> (That was a Humvee, not a SUV, BTW)
* Lamuness keeps attacking door
<Nemerizt> oh
<Nemerizt> need any help?
<[CB1]Gun> Get the hole bigger, then extend your arms.
<Verifex> D10 + Jock Stuff + Ref
<TheHatchetman> (either way :P I was referencing Nem whipping out his strange symbol at an odd time last week too since the other guys weren't there to see it :P)
<Lamuness> 21
<[CB1]Gun> (sweetness)
<Verifex> You slice a bigger chunk of the door in, you could reach your arm in if you wanted.
<Nemerizt> hey, dont forget those bombs are coming soon
<[CB1]Gun> Reach in, unlock and push whatever is in there out of the way.
<Verifex> (But only Dagger, with his mandible arms, nobody else could do it really)
<[CB1]Gun> (he could trendril and we pull, pop goes the door)
* Lamuness attacks one more time
<Lamuness> 20
<Verifex> You slice a chunk of the door off, you can easily see inside now.
<Lamuness> somebody peek inside
* [CB1]Gun peers inside
<[CB1]Gun> (goggles ftw)
<[CB1]Gun> Extend your arm now.
<Verifex> Dust, garbage, and some other crap on the ground.
<Verifex> In the goggles, which vision mode are you using?
* Lamuness extends arms and gives Bob a prostate exam......
<[CB1]Gun> (nightvision)
<[CB1]Gun> o,o
<TheHatchetman> (what does he roll for that?)
<[CB1]Gun> No Reacharounds!
<Verifex> You can't see anything really extraordinary, looks like it opens into a hallway with some doors on each side of the wall, none of the doors seem to actually have doors in them though.
<Nemerizt> (things are heating up)
<TheHatchetman> my arms are still itchy =| *scratches and scratches
* [CB1]Gun switches to IR on goggles
Blarg left the room.
<Nemerizt> i forgot about that with the fun of the night
Blarg has joined the room.
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<[CB1]Gun> (infrared)
<Verifex> You see a couple heat sources inside, but you can't really tell from what as they are only the glow of something else.
<[CB1]Gun> (small?)
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, open this door.
<Verifex> not small, but localized around one side of the room.
<Nemerizt> any prey inside?
<[CB1]Gun> Maybay.
<Nemerizt> i havent had a hot lunch since that girls dog
* Nemerizt remembers fondly of butchering the cute doggy
<[CB1]Gun> ....You ate out a dog....
<[CB1]Gun> azn fucker
<Verifex> Sick!
<Verifex> So, what are you all doing?
<Nemerizt> (preparing to head in)
<Nemerizt> (as soon as the door is open)
<Blarg> as am i
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, open the door.
* Lamuness yanks the door open like nobody's business
<[CB1]Gun> (tendril?)
<Lamuness> ( the incredible hulk )
<Verifex> After chopping a few more times, you manage to get the door to a point that you can open it.  (TH probably could've gotten this open faster if he had used his frontier gurrelia skill, BTW)
<TheHatchetman> (>.<)
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr I knew it when you hinted)
<Nemerizt> lets go have fun in the night
<[CB1]Gun> Or this building.
<Verifex> You head inside, and do what?
<Nemerizt> which door has the hot lunch?
* [CB1]Gun looks for the heat sources
<Verifex> Theres a hall way with 3 doors on either side, and at the end of the hallway leads into a larger room.
Blarg left the room.
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG room: server grants op status to Blarg
<Verifex> The heat sources from the goggles seemed to indicate from the end of the hallway in the large room.
<Blarg> (sorry, stupid wireless)
<[CB1]Gun> Down the hall kids.
* Blarg uses hatch as a human sheild
<Verifex> Everyone follow?
<[CB1]Gun> (use lammy)
* TheHatchetman charges in and sterals anything producing heat
* Nemerizt pulls out the strange symbol again
<TheHatchetman> (with less r)
<Lamuness> raaaaaaaaaaaawr!!!!!
* [CB1]Gun draws heavy pistol and flash light
* Lamuness rushes down the hallway
<Verifex> You head down the hallway, and as you pass by the open doors on either side, you see a few movements in the middle one on the right, and the last one on the left
<[CB1]Gun> Follow the bull!
* Nemerizt follows but quietly
<[CB1]Gun> (OB would love this ;p)
* Lamuness runs into the last door on the left with axe arms gleaming in the light
* [CB1]Gun scans area
<Verifex> As you reach the end of the hallway and enter the main room, you see what the heat source was, apparently theres a pile of flaming garbage here.
Boo_Bear left the room.
<Lamuness> Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
<[CB1]Gun> Someone was here.
<Nemerizt> hahah, and here i had my hopes up
<Nemerizt> they are gone....
<Lamuness> Where are you!?
* Lamuness runs into all the rooms
<TheHatchetman> how did they get out?
<[CB1]Gun> Hell if I know.
<Nemerizt> track them eggman
<[CB1]Gun> Let's make torches.
<TheHatchetman> obviously not the same way we came in... there's something around here...
<Nemerizt> i prefer the darkness
<Nemerizt> lets not all get torches
<Verifex> However, theres also a couple ragged looking guys sitting in the corner, by a table, they look over at you and without blinking an eye they raise some "seemingly hidden" shotguns from the mess of garbage below them.
<[CB1]Gun> Into the rooms!
* Lamuness jumps the ragged looking guys with incredible speed
* [CB1]Gun rolls into a room
<Nemerizt> hot lunch!
* Blarg sticks a torch in nem's face
* TheHatchetman does the eggroll
<Verifex> "What the hell you doing in here, Get the fuck outta here fuckin' kids" one of the guys says in a incredibly gargly old grizzled voice.
<Lamuness> bring it on old man!
<[CB1]Gun> Hey you guys, a bombing run is coming soon.
<TheHatchetman> (Throw gravel in his eye :P)
* Lamuness rushes the old man
<Nemerizt> sorry, its just been too long since i had a hot lunch
* Nemerizt rushes the other
<[CB1]Gun> Come with us if you want to live!
<Blarg> get to da choppa!
<Verifex> "What you talkin about little juve, bombs, heh I've taken a few a dem in my life"
* Lamuness attacks!
<TheHatchetman> (so two wanting to kill, ad one trying to warn of  impending doom, while another has become a chinese appetizer...)
<Nemerizt> (heh, lots of crazyness)
<[CB1]Gun> (well put)
<TheHatchetman> (Lammy, he's taken bombs, and has a shotty...)
<Verifex> As Dagger makes a sudden move, the three guys all aim at him and as he gets closer, they all take aim and fire.
<[CB1]Gun> Fine, Hail to the King Baby!
* Lamuness raises axe arms to deflect bullets
<Nemerizt> (fun, combat)
<Blarg> looks around for any debris to take cover under
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy, armor up)
* TheHatchetman is still eggrolled ^_^
<Verifex> Lammy should've armored up BEfore combat, as it takes 30 seconds to armor up.
<[CB1]Gun> (no shit)
<Verifex> A round is 3 seconds.
<TheHatchetman> (Good luck on this one, Lammy :P)
<Blarg> (lamu is S-M-R-T
<TheHatchetman> )
<[CB1]Gun> (shall we say he did? ;p)
<Nemerizt> (heh, i get my first fight)
<TheHatchetman> (you don't want this one)
<[CB1]Gun> (good thing I can practically shoot thru walls)
<Verifex> If lammy passes a Get a Clue roll, I'll say he has full armor in 2 rounds instead of 10.
<Lamuness> 5
<Verifex> D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<Lamuness> 12
<[CB1]Gun> (well shit this is why I got schoolin')
<Nemerizt> (this is why i wear armor)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw I was behind a wall while talking)
<Nemerizt> (i like my trench coat)
<[CB1]Gun> (you should :)
<TheHatchetman> (a goth with a trench coat?!?! Nevar!)
<Nemerizt> (btw, i havent done combat before, so i dont know how it works really)
<Verifex> Alright, you pass Dagger, your armor is still forming though, and will be done in 2 rounds.
<[CB1]Gun> (you better grapple dude)
* Nemerizt jumps for one of the three in aim of biting him
* Lamuness runs in between two of them.  then ducks, so that when they shoot, they shoot each other
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + Ref for initiative.
<[CB1]Gun> (hell you are stronger than them)
Blarg left the room.
Blarg has joined the room.
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<Verifex> (how do you know how strong these guys are?)
<Nemerizt> 11
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<Lamuness> 16
<TheHatchetman> 8
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy has amazing ST on average)
<Blarg> (do i need to roll something
<Verifex> Blarg, D10 + Ref fo
<TheHatchetman> r initiative :P
<Verifex> yes.
<Lamuness> ( I can has attack now? )
<Blarg> 16
<Verifex> Both Dagger and Randy go at once.
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg, hide and shoot from cover)
<Lamuness> * Lamuness runs in between two of the old men, then ducks, so that when they shoot, they shoot each other
<Blarg> yeah, i find cover first
* TheHatchetman hides behind Blarg (anyone got a gun I can use?)
<[CB1]Gun> (throw your body into them!)
<[CB1]Gun> (come to me, I got one)
<Blarg> thanks eggman
* TheHatchetman runs over to where Gun is
<Verifex> Dagger runs between the old guys, and ducks
<[CB1]Gun> (seriously what does TH get to start with?)
<Verifex> TH has some sweet stuff, but I have to find it, one of the things he starts with is a hunting rifle actually.
<TheHatchetman> (sweet!)
<[CB1]Gun> (fine he has that)
<TheHatchetman> (Combat is soooo pwned when i get my turn :P)
<Nemerizt> (heavily armed now)
<Verifex> It's high-powered like the one in the store
* [CB1]Gun looks around the room he is in
* TheHatchetman runs as far away from the dudes with shotguns as he can get while keeping them in sight
<Lamuness> ( do they shoot each other or what? )
<[CB1]Gun> (OB should so be here ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (get by me TH, you can have the goggles)
* TheHatchetman goes back to Bob
<[CB1]Gun> (let's say you never left ;p)
<Verifex> The room has a lot of junk in it, but nothing you can really hide behind, except maybe a couple desks in the corner, but they are on the far corner of the room.
<TheHatchetman> (Perfect!)
<[CB1]Gun> (indeed)
* TheHatchetman snags the goggles, and runs behind a desk on the far corner
<Verifex> Randy, what are you doing?
<Blarg> i get in a position where i can shoot them but hopefully they probably won't shoot me
<[CB1]Gun> (wait and shoot where me & TH shoot ;)
<Blarg> not so far away that i have no hope of hitting them but crouches so they won't notice
<Verifex> There isn't any cover from here, unless you go back in the far corner, or back into the hallway, but both of those places would be very difficult to hit them from.
<[CB1]Gun> (just get behind the desk with TH :P)
<Blarg> (i wannnnaaa shooot them
<TheHatchetman> (Now you're hiding behind me :P)
<Blarg> fine, i'll try to sneak up on one
<[CB1]Gun> (HA!)
<Verifex> You can shoot them, or you can have cover, you can have one or the other, but not both.
<[CB1]Gun> (you don't have armor get cover)
<Verifex> You CAn'T sneak up on them, they see you, you are all in plain sight.
<Blarg> OK OK i guess i
<Blarg> 'll take cover
<[CB1]Gun> (wha, I jumped for cover first thing)
<TheHatchetman> (are the bullets still in midair on their way to Lammy?)
<Verifex> where?
<Nemerizt> (just let me kill one)
<[CB1]Gun> (go down the hall)
<Blarg> wherever gun and egg are
<Blarg> or down the hall apparently
<Verifex> The hall is closer.
<Blarg> yeah wherever is closer
<[CB1]Gun> (shoot long ways down the hall to cover us in the room ;)
<Nemerizt> (tell me when i get to charge)
<Nemerizt> (deathwalk ftw)
<[CB1]Gun> (hope we can shoot thru the wall...think TH's 8 DC)
<Verifex> The initial combat round is happening as we speak.
<Verifex> Karma, your turn.
<[CB1]Gun> (OB left dude, you can NPC him if you wish)
<Verifex> wait a minute. hehehe nevermind, thats an old initaive roll.
<Verifex> Gun, you are next.
* [CB1]Gun is in a far corner of the room on the wall across from the door he came thru and is scanning
<[CB1]Gun> (looking for directions really, for tracking)
<[CB1]Gun> (but that can come up after this round ;)
<Nemerizt> (so who is next?)
<TheHatchetman> (you, i believe, but Veri has to give some feedback first)
<Nemerizt> (i feel the bloodlust coming on)
<Nemerizt> (only an hour left before the airstrike likely)
tWIsTEd left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (pssff we've spent like 15 game mins
<[CB1]Gun> (if not less)
<Verifex> Now one of the old guys takes aim at Lamu and fires.
<Nemerizt> (i thought it might be a bit more than that)
<Verifex> Direct hit!  5 damage.
<Verifex> Now take off whatever armor you happen to be wearing, and your BTM modifier.
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno his armor)
<Nemerizt> (what is BTM mod?)
<Verifex> Whatever the body suit gives, which probably is a DC3 item
<Lamuness> ( :( )
<Verifex> So lets assume the body gives AR3, your BTM is..?
<Verifex> So, 5 is reduced to 1.
<[CB1]Gun> (it's AR3 alright)
<[CB1]Gun> (-3 BTM )
<TheHatchetman> (why don't I have HP?)
<Verifex> HP is your Body
<[CB1]Gun> (editted it in)
<Verifex> Alrighty, now the next guy goes.
<TheHatchetman> (hehe, so I have massive armor, and I'm dead? :P)
<Verifex> He shoots his gun and misses (but doesn't hit one of the other guys)
<[CB1]Gun> (no TH I editted it in for you)
<Verifex> Alright nem its all you.
* Nemerizt charges and bites the one most seperate from the others
<[CB1]Gun> (grapple dude!
<Nemerizt> (how does grapple work?)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno you grab his gun and bite ;)
<Nemerizt> (oh, i can do that?)
<Verifex> Nem D10 + Street Fighting + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> (probably have to grab to bite anyways)
<Nemerizt> 20
<Verifex> You lunge at the guy on the (left or right?)
<Nemerizt> (left)
<Verifex> You jump at him and grapple onto him and bite his arm.
<Verifex> D10
<Nemerizt> (roll?)
<Verifex> yes
<[CB1]Gun> (yes)
<TheHatchetman> (his arm, Nem?)
<Nemerizt> 8
<Nemerizt> (maybe i bite it off?)
three4thsforsaken has joined the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (only DC3)
<Nemerizt> (finished hw 3/4s?)
<three4thsforsaken> haha, no xD, just like to take a look now an then, you guys are fun to watch
<Verifex> You hit for 4 damage.
<Verifex> Alright, now old guy number 3 attacks the kid who just bit him with the shotgun
<Nemerizt> (gotta take it like a goth!)
<Verifex> He violently attempts to push you back with the gun.
<Nemerizt> (do i roll something?)
<Verifex> He succeeds, 1 damage to you, are you wearing armor?
<Nemerizt> (yes)
<Verifex> Light armor I assume?
<Nemerizt> (AR 5, whatever that means)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess no damage ;)
<Verifex> Nice armor.
<Verifex> You take no damage.
<Nemerizt> (its my trench coat)
<Nemerizt> (yay)
<Verifex> AR is armor rating, it reduces damage by whatever amount it is.
<TheHatchetman> (Nem's a tank... :P)
<Blarg> (/me PEW PEWS)
<Nemerizt> (so how does BTM work?)
<Verifex> TH your turn.
<TheHatchetman> (do i have a clear line of sight?)
<Verifex> BTM reduces damage by whatever number it is, but it cannot reduce damage to 0.
<[CB1]Gun> (use the IR on the goggles and shoot thru the wall ;)
* TheHatchetman uses IR goggles and targets the man that shot Daggers
* TheHatchetman fires!
<Verifex> D10 + Ref + Streetfighting
<TheHatchetman> (ain't that a snipershot? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup and do it)
<TheHatchetman> 10
<Verifex> Also, until I know better, you can add your "frontier gurrilla" to that as well.
<[CB1]Gun> (you rolled a 10?)
* TheHatchetman of course will ^_^
<TheHatchetman> so 18 now :)
<Verifex> You rolled a 1.
<TheHatchetman> thought it was a 3, hold up
<Verifex> I don't see a dice roll on there.
<TheHatchetman> (that was blarg's one)
<TheHatchetman> (I rolled a 3 ^_^)
<Verifex> oh, 3, okay, so 3 + Ref + Streetfighting + Frontier Gurrila
<TheHatchetman> 18
<Nemerizt> (wow, thats a lot of adding)
<Blarg> (i think someone is rolling as me hah)
<Verifex> (indeed!)
<Verifex> Which guy are you shooting at? left/right/center?
<Blarg> (orrrrr refreshing it rollss again, haha, i'll stop that
<[CB1]Gun> (go left why not)
<TheHatchetman> (left)
<TheHatchetman> (I was thinking the same thing :P)
<Nemerizt> (heh, dont shoot me...)
<Verifex> You hit the guy, roll D10
<TheHatchetman> 10, then a 6
<[CB1]Gun> (16!)
<[CB1]Gun> (DC8 btw)
<TheHatchetman> (Blew his tongue out the back of his cranium ^_^)
<Nemerizt> (you roll twice?)
<[CB1]Gun> (the tongue melted)
<Verifex> good lord, thats 11 damage.
<TheHatchetman> (when ya get a 10, you roll again)
<[CB1]Gun> (roll again on each 10)
<Nemerizt> (ah, right)
<Nemerizt> (forgot that)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a hunting rifle, it should hit that hard ;)
<Verifex> The guy falls back over his chair.
<Nemerizt> (i think he is down for the count)
* TheHatchetman shouts "Nem, I can only see his heat source! Did I pwn him?" :P
<[CB1]Gun> (shotguns for all!)
<[CB1]Gun> (except lammy)
<[CB1]Gun> (shuddup yeah dumb sniper)
<Verifex> Alright, blarg and lammy
<Blarg> i try to shoot a guy
<Verifex> Alright, to speed this up, roll D10 3 times.
<Lamuness> 5, 8, 1
<Verifex> First roll add Ref and Streetfighting, second for damage, and 3rd for stun/shock damage.
<Lamuness> 20, 23, 16
<Verifex> Lamu, please tell me what you are doing first :)
* Lamuness spins round really fast, acting like a blender, mutilates all the old men?
<[CB1]Gun> (double axe handle!)
<Verifex> I assume you are attacking, but who are you attacking and with what.
<Blarg> 15, 5, 3 for me
<Nemerizt> (dont you still need to make your armor?)
<Nemerizt> (or is that automatic?)
<Blarg> i aim at the guy on the right
<Verifex> (Normally you have to concentrate on armor to make it, but this time it's an exception)
<Verifex> You can only hit one of the guys, they aren't that close to each other.
<[CB1]Gun> (You can do et, chop his fucking head off!)
<Blarg> (you can do eeet alll niiight loooong
three4thsforsaken left the room.
<Nemerizt> (slice and dice)
<Verifex> You hit the guy in the center, and chop him.
<Verifex> Lamu, that second roll is just a D10 by itself.
<Lamuness> 20, 8, 1....\
<Verifex> so just an 8 alright, and since you are doing hand to hand combat, you get a body bonus.
<Nemerizt> (is biting hand to hand?)
<[CB1]Gun> (his body is 8)
<Verifex> if you have a high body, yes.
<Nemerizt> (i have 8 body)
<Verifex> 6 damage.
<Verifex> The guy looks pretty bloody all over.
<Nemerizt> (so are both the center and right guys hurt now?)
<Verifex> yes.
<Verifex> Blarg, what are you doing?
<Verifex> I see you rolled, but what were you doing?
<Verifex> You shoot, and miss.
<[CB1]Gun> (he shoot the guy on hte right)
<Verifex> Gun you go.
<Blarg> (/fail)
* [CB1]Gun scans, peeks around the corner and shots the guy on the right
<[CB1]Gun> 20
<[CB1]Gun> damage 10,5 so 15 :)
<Verifex> What weapon are you using?
<[CB1]Gun> (heavy pistol DC5)
<[CB1]Gun> (dunno what the revolver would be)
<Verifex> 10 damage, jeez, the guy is knocked out of his chair onto the ground
<TheHatchetman> hehe... we rolled up outta there when the shit got thick, and we're blastin them old fucks...
<Nemerizt> (is it my turn?)
<Verifex> Old guy turn 1
<[CB1]Gun> (We scored big cuz of meh!)
<Verifex> The guy shoots at Dagger, 4 damage.
<[CB1]Gun> (so 1 again)
<Verifex> The next guy who first fell off his chair rustles through the bloodied garbage on the ground and aims his shotgun.
<TheHatchetman> (:o)
Blarg left the room.
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG room: server grants op status to Blarg
<Nemerizt> (guess he isnt dead)
<Verifex> He fires at Dagger and hits for 4 damage
<Verifex> (wow, two 1's for me)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy get his armor after this?
<Nemerizt> (probably)
<Verifex> yes.
<Verifex> no, nem.
<Verifex> now, nem sorry.
<TheHatchetman> (amazing... he survived an arm bite and big damage from a hunting riflr :P)
<TheHatchetman> (rifle*)
<Nemerizt> (i think the rifle was the more damaging part)
<Nemerizt> (oh, is it my turn?)
<TheHatchetman> (idk man... you got them fangs in :P)
<TheHatchetman> (yes)
* Nemerizt nemerizt goes to bite the guy who fell over the chair and he bit before
<Nemerizt> (oops)
<Verifex> D10 + Ref + Street Fighter
<[CB1]Gun> (you should strangle with that thing)
<TheHatchetman> (why not just snap his neck? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (too late)
<Nemerizt> 19
<TheHatchetman> (or bludgeon him with the strange symbol :P)
<Nemerizt> (so does body do anything for biting?)
<Verifex> Roll 3 D10's next time Nem, add streetfighting + ref to first one.
<Verifex> roll D10 nem.
<Nemerizt> 10,8
<[CB1]Gun> (18 damage!?!)
<TheHatchetman> (kinky!)
<Nemerizt> (serious biting action)
<Verifex> 7damage to the guys neck, he bleeds all over you and slumps down.
<[CB1]Gun> (duuuuude)
<Nemerizt> mmmm, a nice hot lunch
<Verifex> The guy who fell off the chair on the right gets up and shoots his shotgun over at hatchet still in his hands
<Verifex> (sorry, shoots his shotgun still in his hands
<Verifex> 6 damage to hatchet.
<TheHatchetman> (Whoa man! He shouldn't be shooting at me... eggman, maybe, but If he's tryin to cap *me* this game is getting too real... :P)
<Lamuness> ( lol )
<Nemerizt> (dont worry, i will clean up the mess you will make)
<Verifex> Hatchet reduce damage by armor and BTM
<[CB1]Gun> (let's say TH has 5AR cuz we don't know the armor given)
<TheHatchetman> (that guy is sooooo gonna get it!)
<Verifex> That's reasonable for now.
<[CB1]Gun> (rawr we need that info and can't really google it)
<Verifex> I'll get the info next time I visit my friend, and I'll borrow the book.
<Verifex> either that, or I'll buy the damn book, but that book is hard to find.
<TheHatchetman> (how does he shoot through the wall, accross the room, behind the desk though? :P)
<[CB1]Gun> (1 HP taken offm next)
<Verifex> He wasn't shooting through a wall, he was shooting over at you on the desk.
<[CB1]Gun> (let's not talk about that and kill)
<TheHatchetman> (oh... thought there was a wall :P)
<Nemerizt> (yesssss)
<[CB1]Gun> (kirr kirr kirr die die die)
* TheHatchetman aims for the motherfucker that just shot him
* TheHatchetman fires
<Verifex> roll 3 D10's
<TheHatchetman> (6,9,10, roll again for the 10 or no?)
<Verifex> no,
<[CB1]Gun> (so 21, 9, 10)
<Verifex> now add streetfighting + ref + frontier gurrilla to first roll.
<TheHatchetman> (what gun said)
Blarg left the room.
Blarg has joined the room.
- RPG room: server grants op status to Blarg
<TheHatchetman> (dial-up ftl! :P)
<Verifex> You hit the guy, knocking him down into the junk
<TheHatchetman> Take that! motherfucker!!!!!
<[CB1]Gun> (me?)
<Verifex> (you are a pioneer, this is your natural habitat in this broken city, so natually you whoop ass)
<[CB1]Gun> (what's still standing...)
<Verifex> The guy in the middle is still standing.
<[CB1]Gun> (eggman is a manimal)
<Verifex> or rather.. ducking and shooting
* [CB1]Gun fires at the guy in the middle
<Verifex> actually dagger and randy go
* Lamuness does the spinning blender thing again
<Verifex> roll 3 D10s add streetfighting + ref to first one.
<[CB1]Gun> (skull cracker!)
<Lamuness> 16, 8, 10
<TheHatchetman> (ftw!)
<Verifex> (that first one is a 1)
<TheHatchetman> (>.<)
<Blarg> 21,8,7
<Blarg> and i'm going to bed :P
<[CB1]Gun> (pick a target first)
<Blarg> oh, whoever is left, on the left
<[CB1]Gun> (I'll edit in your IP later)
<Verifex> Lamu you swing and throw yourself off balance.
<Blarg> if there is more than one
<TheHatchetman> (is randy going to sleep midcombat, or is Blarg passing out? :P)
<Verifex> Randy you shoot at the guy in the center, and hit
<Blarg> wewww
<Verifex> 6 damage
<Blarg> does he die yet?
<Verifex> he didn't fall,
<Verifex> Gun your turn.
* [CB1]Gun fires at the center hobo
<Blarg> (goonight then everyone, have fun)
Blarg left the room.
<Verifex> After this combat is done I'm ending session for tonight.
<[CB1]Gun> 16,1,2
<Nemerizt> (alright)
<TheHatchetman> (ftl!)
<Nemerizt> (is it up to me?)
<Verifex> You shoot at the guy in the middle and miss.
<TheHatchetman> (is now, unless hobo shoots first)
<Verifex> The guy shoots at hatchet
<TheHatchetman> (i had to say something... :P)
<Nemerizt> (eggroll dodge!)
* TheHatchetman eggrols!
<TheHatchetman> (eggrolls*)
<Verifex> He hits the desk, and shatters a leg of the desk, unfortunately for you, it collapses under your weight eggman.
<Verifex> You move back behind whats left of the desk.
<TheHatchetman> (Nemer, you want him, or should I do it?)
<Verifex> Nem your turn.
* Nemerizt saunters over to the center guy, smiling with his bloody teeth (deathwalk intimidation)
<Nemerizt> (i can do that right?)
<TheHatchetman> (with my homies dead, i'd be intimidated a bit too :P)
<Nemerizt> (i really wanted to try the deathwalk intimidation)
<[CB1]Gun> (not now, kill him)
<Nemerizt> (there is no better time though)
<[CB1]Gun> (strangle him!)
<Verifex> D10 + Deathwalk + Cool
<Nemerizt> 25
<TheHatchetman> (how is a goth that cool? :P)
<Nemerizt> (im a soon to be vampire, thats why)
<[CB1]Gun> (need cool to read minds, it's messed up)
<Verifex> the guy freaks the fuck out, he backs up and runs out the door right nearby behind the table
<[CB1]Gun> (did he drop the gun?)
<Nemerizt> hahahaha
<Verifex> no
* TheHatchetman chases him down, get's a clear line of sight and slays him
<Nemerizt> the hunt is on!
<[CB1]Gun> Get him!
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy could run him down)
<TheHatchetman> (is that acceptable? :P)
<Verifex> do you want to run after the guy?
* Lamuness lunges after the guy
<Nemerizt> (yes!)
<Lamuness> rawr!
<[CB1]Gun> Absolutely.
<Nemerizt> (its a hunt now)
<TheHatchetman> (I don't need to catch him, just get him in sight :P) (of course chase him :P)
<TheHatchetman> (no wait! I got it!)
* Lamuness has Move 8, catches up to the guy pretty quickly ;p
* TheHatchetman uses the infared gogles to track his heat signature and shoots him as he runs
<Verifex> You run around the corner, after the guy
* Nemerizt follows as best as he can
<Verifex> (infrared goggles don't see through the walls here)
<[CB1]Gun> (got an air pistol)
<TheHatchetman> (awww...)
<Nemerizt> (infrared goggles dont see through walls anyways)
* TheHatchetman gives chase hoping to get him in sight
<Verifex> (yes, but thats not as funny)
<Nemerizt> (you see the heat of the wall)
<Verifex> Around the corner you see a hallway and a another set of doors. along the hall.
<TheHatchetman> Randy! scan!
<Verifex> You don't see the guy when you go around the corner, but you can hear his footsteps running.
<TheHatchetman> This guy's got a date with death!
<Nemerizt> hahahahahaha!
* [CB1]Gun follows and scans
* Nemerizt laughs like a maniac
* TheHatchetman whispers to Nem "split from us dude, he'll be running from you right into us"
<Verifex> He is on the other side of one of the rooms, and seems to be moving up.
<Nemerizt> lets try em all, first one to catch him wins haha
* [CB1]Gun runs to where he thinks he is
* TheHatchetman follows Bob
<Verifex> Alright, I'm calling it here.


GAMING ENDS


* Nemerizt starts kicking open random doors
* [CB1]Gun whispers"lots of ppl ahead"
* Lamuness stretches
<Nemerizt> awww
* Lamuness depants Bob
* Lamuness wedgies Nem
<[CB1]Gun> (no reach arounds you tranny)
<Verifex> It's 12:17 guys, I gotta get up tomorrow morning
* Lamuness wet willies Hatch
* TheHatchetman sparks a blunt for some old guys well shot the fuck up
* Lamuness tickles Veri
<Verifex> Everyone gets 15 IP
<TheHatchetman> it's 3:17 in normal people time :P
<Lamuness> only 15!?  I got shot with a shotgun....
<Nemerizt> 12:15 for me
<TheHatchetman> like 8 times Lammy :P
<Verifex> Also, give everyone 3 DOOM points..  LOL
<Nemerizt> what are those?
<Lamuness> yay... 18 IP
<TheHatchetman> i would imagine we're doomed when they run out :P
<Verifex> hehehe nothing its a joke!
<Verifex> no 18!
<Nemerizt> its funny that i turned the fight into a gothic hunt
<Lamuness> let's make it an even 20 ;p
<Nemerizt> lol
<Verifex> It's 15 IP! ;P
<Lamuness> :O  what happened to 18!?
<Verifex> dude, I said 3 doom points, not IP!
<TheHatchetman> "no 18!" = no to 18 :P
<Nemerizt> so me and TH wont get our powers whatever they are till after time passes
<Lamuness> ;p don't dude me
* TheHatchetman scratches his arms
<[CB1]Gun> already editted lammy's IP ;)
<Verifex> it was a joke, because you are all going into doom by taking chances with the carpet bombing area ;)
<Nemerizt> hehe
<Nemerizt> exactly like my char wants
<TheHatchetman> meh...
<TheHatchetman> how bad can carpet hurt?
<[CB1]Gun> planned to rush back after we find the room ;)
<Nemerizt> flaming carpet?
<[CB1]Gun> forgot the shotguns mauahahaha
<TheHatchetman> good point, Nem
<TheHatchetman> I remembered them, gun :P
<[CB1]Gun> grrrr
<Verifex> Anyways, see you guys tomorrow..  also hatch nem, just wanted to let you know that sometimes I throw special campaigns on the weekend if I've got time.
<Nemerizt> oh, cool
<TheHatchetman> I'll see if I can get enough of a lead in chat challenge :P
<Lamuness> ;p  don't bother.  special campaigns give 1 IP with 100 DOOM and GLOOM points
<Nemerizt> lol
<[CB1]Gun> he's goth ;p
<Nemerizt> i want to get 2nd in the contest
<Lamuness> plus 20 joke points ;p
<Verifex> LOL no, special campaigns give regular old ip
<Nemerizt> and i love DOOM and GLOOM points
<Verifex> indeed.
<Nemerizt> i get special powers from them
<Verifex> see you guys later!
<TheHatchetman> duces
<Nemerizt> bye
<Lamuness> bai Veri
* TheHatchetman hopes for tinman
<Lamuness> k, now time for the real CYBERgen
<Lamuness> hey there good lookin~
<Verifex> lmao
* Lamuness shows a little bit of shoulder skin
<TheHatchetman> that was last week Lammy :P
<Nemerizt> i was waiting for this
<[CB1]Gun> next time let's light the place up with the garbage fire
<Lamuness> lol nem
<TheHatchetman> wait...
<TheHatchetman> don't those goggles have X-ray too? >.<
<Nemerizt> lol
<[CB1]Gun> nope :(
<TheHatchetman> oh
<Nemerizt> so what type do you think you are gonna become TH?
<TheHatchetman> okay, i don't feel so dumb now :P
* Lamuness equips rubber glove
<TheHatchetman> I'm hoping for tinman
<Nemerizt> i think you will be
<TheHatchetman> you?
<Lamuness> no x-ray?  guess we'll have to do a body cavity search
<Nemerizt> i think im gonna get alchy
<Nemerizt> which will be interesting
<Nemerizt> but i will suck horribly to begin with
<[CB1]Gun> it's what we need
<Nemerizt> its based on tech....
<Lamuness> just 600k more....
<[CB1]Gun> use luck
<Nemerizt> lol
<Nemerizt> well
<Nemerizt> ill be able to work in large quantities
<TheHatchetman> I was gonna use 2 luck on accuracy and the other 6 on damage for the last guy :P
<Nemerizt> ill be the person who can demolish walls very fast
<Nemerizt> but i couldnt make a gun for the life of me
<Nemerizt> a brute alchy
<[CB1]Gun> can't luck damage
<TheHatchetman> oic
<TheHatchetman> good to know ^_^
<Nemerizt> exactly 48 hours of nub left
<[CB1]Gun> had to deathwalk him huh ;p
<Nemerizt> lol
<Nemerizt> yes
<Nemerizt> i just had to
<Nemerizt> its what a goth would do
<[CB1]Gun> poser
<TheHatchetman> btw guys, i found a cool game, you should check it out
<TheHatchetman> http://www.carnageblender.com?specialoffer=176718
<TheHatchetman> :P
<TheHatchetman> (that was my character saying that ^_^)
<Nemerizt> ill make sure to log onto it next time we are at a vterm