0019 CB CyberGen Session

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- carnage: server grants op status to Verifex
<rent> Fexy fexy bo bexy fee fi fo fexy fexxxxy
<Verifex> hi ho hexy!
<rent> super duper too smexy - fexxxy
<rent> silver! awayyyy
<Verifex> hows everyone doing?
<rent> D'OH
<rent> I'm running to go watch Survivor
<rent> and I shall be back in like 30 minutes
<Verifex> alrighty!
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<Draugluin> Xanicide --------------------->
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<deifeln> 152 BA :O)
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<Verifex> whoa.. X-Gym is crazy
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<[CB1]Gun> bak, so just OB & fex?
<InebriatedArsonist> X-Gym?
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<Verifex> yeah.. some weird gym.. you have to apply to go there, they see if you are good enough to be in gym..
<Verifex> then they either accept or reject you based on a few trial workouts with one of their trainers
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<[CB1]Gun> it's a scam, the name alone says so
<Ernest-Scribbler> so they don't want people who need to go to a gym then?
<[CB1]Gun> made for actors and stuff
<Verifex> no, they don't want people who won't get results going there.. in-other-words.. people who aren't serious about it..
<[CB1]Gun> but serious ppl and usually the only ones going to gyms while joe pays monthly
<[CB1]Gun> are usaully*
<InebriatedArsonist> I just want a place with a pool, low MRSA contamination and reasonable rates.
<Verifex> well, they give you a personal trainer..
<[CB1]Gun> ahhh the pool, that's always the hook
<Verifex> it's $285 a month for a number of sessions
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<[CB1]Gun> ok we're over it
* InebriatedArsonist will stick to walking in the park for now.
<Verifex> hey you guys hear about the DC madam who "committed suicide"?
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<BooB_Ear> boo, boob is here.
<Verifex> hi boo
<[CB1]Gun> we have now
<BooB_Ear> "committed suicide"?
<InebriatedArsonist> I wonder if the media is playing up the conspiracy angle for ratings.
<[CB1]Gun> it's a cover up! and not with bed sheets....are was it
<Verifex> considering it is tied to dick cheny.. it's not hard to find some conspiracy angle..
<[CB1]Gun> IA, they still got wright
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<[CB1]Gun> doubt there will be a play -.-
<[CB1]Gun> 3rd page stuff
<InebriatedArsonist> She did say she wasn't going back to jail.
<Verifex> She also said "I won't ever commit suicide"
* InebriatedArsonist shrugs.
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<[CB1]Gun> hey look fex a game made for me ;) http://www.kongregate.com/games/DJStatika/warlords-call-to-arms
* InebriatedArsonist prefers the Submachine games.
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<Verifex> fun!!
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<Verifex> it loads so slow
<[CB1]Gun> hail comrade Becky!
<BarzooMonkey> hail comeade Shaneekwa!
<[CB1]Gun> neme, GW?
<Nemerizt> Alice is here!
<Verifex> hail comrades!
<BarzooMonkey> *comrade
<[CB1]Gun> just call me Shy ;)
<[CB1]Gun> oh the irony
<Nemerizt> I was doing homework
<Nemerizt> just finished
<[CB1]Gun> start popping open the data fex let's try to end this fight this month ;p
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<Verifex> indeed
<Nemerizt> we are still fighting?
<[CB1]Gun> just like the van only less annoying
<Verifex> I'm waiting for OB to come back form watching survivor
<[CB1]Gun> and there was no candy in there!
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<[CB1]Gun> bah I highjacked GW's char let's start without them
<Verifex> Where is GW these days?
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<[CB1]Gun> afk
<[CB1]Gun> not me, him
<Nemerizt> hey gun
<[CB1]Gun> yes?
<Nemerizt> what lvl is your jkf
<Nemerizt> its been bugging me
<Nemerizt> lol
<[CB1]Gun> 990k
<Nemerizt> lol
<Nemerizt> so im very close then
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<[CB1]Gun> will you bow and take and shotgun this time? ;p
<three4thsforsaken> yo yo
<Nemerizt> who is shotgunning what?
<11770> im still the only person in my clan
<[CB1]Gun> either you or OB
<three4thsforsaken> dude, after AP test, I might want to try Cyber Jen
<JS> go out clubbing, and in about 10 years, you can make a father-son clan
<JS> You want to cyber Jen?
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<JS> that's sick.
<three4thsforsaken> Gen
<JS> you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
<[CB1]Gun> good timing TH
<three4thsforsaken> D:
<three4thsforsaken> i'm sorry!
<[CB1]Gun> +1 JS
<Nemerizt> heh
<TheHatchetman> >.< can't tonight
<Nemerizt> looks like you cant have cyber Jen 3/4s
<[CB1]Gun> Jennicide Last login at 8:20 AM EDT.
<three4thsforsaken> D: I meant in a few weeks
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<three4thsforsaken> I gotta get the AP test done
<three4thsforsaken> it's finals season
<[CB1]Gun> oh that's not helping hehe
<three4thsforsaken> You know for the longest time I didn't know what cyber meant >.<
<Nemerizt> i would suggest trying for cyber Gertrude
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<[CB1]Gun> lol
<three4thsforsaken> it lead to a few awkward situations
<11770> r there any noobs that would like to join a clan
<three4thsforsaken> i is noob!
<11770> real noobs
<Nemerizt> join it and stop forging
<[CB1]Gun> your clan still sucks like a hoover dude
<Nemerizt> leave me in top for the year
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<three4thsforsaken> 3/4ths loves you!
<Lamuness> hi...
<11770> i no no 1 has joined it
<[CB1]Gun> hey
<[CB1]Gun> must be the name still :P
<Lamuness> are we doing rpg tonight?
<[CB1]Gun> yes
<Nemerizt> hello michelle
<three4thsforsaken> i don't know why my econ yearly revenue is going down
<Lamuness> harlo~
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<three4thsforsaken> it bothers me
<JS> #1 is overrated
<Lamuness> I won't be able to participate in the rpg tonight
<Nemerizt> you bought chars
<JS> Everybody knows that the strongest is #3
<Nemerizt> thats why
<Nemerizt> revenue it recorded with the char itself
<Nemerizt> not the account
<Verifex> Alright, is OB back yet or what?
<three4thsforsaken> how come it's going down?
<three4thsforsaken> i haven't even played for a year
<Nemerizt> if you look, i aparently have auctions being done before my account existed
<11770> is it bad if my pr is higher than my mpr?
<Nemerizt> you bought a char older
<[CB1]Gun> no
<JS> to an extent
<Draugluin> I'd be suprised if your pr is lower than your mpr
<JS> It's bad if your PR is overly high
<[CB1]Gun> bad that score is lower than both
<11770> what about 1k above?
<JS> that's fine at your level
<JS> you can't avoid raising your PR if you're using a familiar
<three4thsforsaken> PR will always be higher than MPR, that simply means you are wearing equips
<[CB1]Gun> bad is BL with a cutlass....yarr tiz a pirate
<three4thsforsaken> but your Score is an indicator of how successful your strat is
<JS> It's awesome for the pirate value
<Lamuness> score is meaningless
<[CB1]Gun> that's what she said!
<JS> -8
<Lamuness> score is somewhat meaningful only if you're up at the top.
<[CB1]Gun> or on top
<Nemerizt> score is important
<Lamuness> otherwise, score fluctuates waaaay too much for it to be helpful
<Nemerizt> without judicious use of score you cant get 170k mpr on the first day
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<[CB1]Gun> ^ not a smart boy and his clan name tells
<[CB1]Gun> as*
<TheHatchetman> didn't know it was possible to spend a set of BA and only end up with 92 CPs contributed...
<Lamuness> if people are fighting you to take away, sure
<JS> it's possible if you're losing points from yesterday
<Verifex> hahahah welcome to my world Hatchetman
<TheHatchetman> no... I mean raw score is 92... net is 90 :P
<Lamuness> guess I'll go wait in the rpg room
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<Nemerizt> lol
<TheHatchetman> that number dude
<Nemerizt> whose score is that?
<Verifex> Hatchet, nem, gun lets go to rpg room
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<TheHatchetman> I've got 3,250 raw and almost 2.8k net for the day, I'm doing alright :P
<rent> oh fine
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*** Now in room RPG Room
- RPG Room: server grants op status to Verifex
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- RPG Room: server grants op status to rent
<rent> Fine then
<[CB1]Gun> ha ha
<rent> Hatch, nem, gun, no OB
<rent> whatever Fex
<[CB1]Gun> shuddup and shake it
<rent> You can kiss the candy-coated part of my ass
<Verifex> sorry, I didn't know you were there..
<rent> the licorice part, even
<Verifex> I kept asking, IS OB THERE?
<rent> lol I'm joshin you man
<[CB1]Gun> bend over nancy!
<rent> I know you didn't know I was there
<Verifex> you know what I mean
<rent> Gun: you only get to say that once in your life, and you wasted it on me?
<Lamuness> so just so you know, can't participate tonight...but I'll be here...
<Lamuness> it's an all nighter at the office...
<rent> ew
<rent> =\
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<[CB1]Gun> well never get to say jesus cheesin' crisco either
<Verifex> hey nem..
<Nemerizt> crisco?
<Verifex> ha, all nighter?  so you going to talk at all?
<[CB1]Gun> tittyfucking was the original draft
<[CB1]Gun> grease them puppies up
<rent> who needs grease
<Verifex> lol  you lost me
<rent> ;)
<[CB1]Gun> another way to take it is he jizzs bacon fat.....
<rent> DOH
<rent> I don't have to burn all my BA in 3 minutes
<rent> this is thursday
<Lamuness> and by all nighter...I mean extremely way past midnight...
<Nemerizt> i could never burn my ba in 3 minutes
<Nemerizt> not when i target 1 person
<Lamuness> ;p  down with auto-opponent!!
<rent> lol Nem
<Lamuness> sorry Veri.  down with auto-opponent!
<Nemerizt> that would be 6 ba!
<[CB1]Gun> hey there's a contest....who can do the most botchecks in 1min
<Lamuness> where!?
<rent> lol
<rent> I actually did think of a great contest today
<rent> but I'm not going to have any money to run it =(
<rent> as usual
<Lamuness> that WOULD be a great contest.
<Lamuness> but OB would lose
<[CB1]Gun> muahahaha
<rent> I'm winning, 'cuz I just did one
<rent> 1-0-0-0-0
<Lamuness> it takes time to download the images on dial-up....
<Verifex> damn.. slam was going to play .. but he's not here
<rent> true
<rent> DAMN YOU SLAM
<Nemerizt> lol
<[CB1]Gun> suplex his ass
<Verifex> oh well..  we can slam him for that later
<rent> ewww, let's not talk about what you want to do with his ass right now gun
<Nemerizt> call him Laura all night
<Verifex> lol
* [CB1]Gun gets the lard
* rent gets the anal dwelling buttmonkey
<[CB1]Gun> GW isn't playing
<rent> awww, -1 points to everyone for missing the bruce almighty reference
* [CB1]Gun got it
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<RPGBot> *** RPGBot is active.
<[CB1]Gun> rofl
<rent> ya WHATEVA
<Verifex> hey whoa
<rent> wth?
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 100-sided die: 83
<[CB1]Gun> +5 SNK
<rent> lol, won't come in himself, but he'll send RPGbot into the combat zone
<Verifex> I guess sending that email to everyone really paid off :)
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<rent> oh right, we get emails
<Nemerizt> yeah
<rent> OMG
<rent> I have 130 fucking credit hours
<Verifex> Slam got an email too, so he better show up sometime
<rent> towards a degree which requires 120
<Nemerizt> i get a little box in the bottom right corner saying i got an email
<Verifex> so have you graduated yet?
<rent> and because the BASTARDS require me to have a minor to graduate
<rent> I still have 25 more to go
<rent> I'm going to graduate with 155/120 hours
<Nemerizt> lol
<Verifex> ahh.. lame..  I went to community college for like 3 years
<Nemerizt> i probably have something like that too
<Verifex> and I still don't have a damn anything degree...
<Nemerizt> i never check
<rent> lol, not even an AA fex?
<[CB1]Gun> let us flee to canada OB
<Verifex> nope..
<rent> wow
<rent> that's talent
<[CB1]Gun> bacon fat and beavers
<Verifex> but I sure learned a lot :)
<rent> I'm always up for more beavers
<Verifex> I kept avoiding the important credits...
<Lamuness> hi Tamara~  how do you like your name?
<rent> heh. When I left community college, my prealgebra carried over, but my Cal II didn't transfer....
<rent> how retarded is that
<Verifex> It's DJ Tamara Fresh, comin at you live with the live beats to get you movin!
<Lamuness> guess you're lovin it
<[CB1]Gun> hey we playin?
<Verifex> yes.. sorry
<rent> oh THANK you fex!
<[CB1]Gun> lol
<rent> you made me check my email
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<RPGBot> *** RPGBot is active.
<rent> and find a party invite that I would have missed
<Verifex> everyone load your charcter
* rent loads
* Lamuness uploads
<[CB1]Gun> Goth, make us some pipe spears.
<Nemerizt> Alice the goth is ready to go
<Verifex> Basically...  you've all been fighting a bunch of bums now, but after a little bit, you managed to fight them all off...
<Verifex> For some reason, they don't seem that adept at combat, especailly considering they just seem to be punching and kicking, and they aren't even that good at it..
<[CB1]Gun> (good for me)
<rent> (later we find that they were just drunk McD's employees hanging out in the hall during their break)
* [CB1]Gun loads both shotguns "Who wants to be knighted?"
<Nemerizt> me
<rent> ditto
<rent> gimme a shotty!
<Nemerizt> oh
<[CB1]Gun> Oh NOW you guys want to follow me.
<Verifex> Anyways, after laying the smack-down on about 8 or 9 of these guys.. you are sitting there in the bottom floor of this big building, rotting ceiling tiles, and the stench of something rotting fills the air.. and the only light seems to be randomly placed metal drums throughout the place, with something burning inside...
<Nemerizt> i wanted to get shot
<rent> nah, I just want his gun
<rent> ok, so I checked the door we came in earlier, and there are a bunch of guys outside.
<rent> Effit told me so.
<rent> >.> so where do we go now?
<[CB1]Gun> I told you so!
<[CB1]Gun> Gah dammit.
<Nemerizt> do you remember if there are any other buildings close?
<Nemerizt> to this one
<[CB1]Gun> Who cares the fun is upstairs.
<Verifex> Well, as some of you were brave enough to loot the corpses of these hobos, you've found that they seem to be either CorpSec employees, or some lowly bum with no ID
<rent> Dude, I didn't even come in the door. I jumped through a fuckin' window.
<rent> so I have no clue.
<[CB1]Gun> True.
<[CB1]Gun> Didn't you rape a chick?
<rent> dude, if she had been conscious, it would have been consentual
<rent> so it's not technically rape
<Nemerizt> who cares
<[CB1]Gun> Oh right snake pants dance.
<rent> yeah, who cares, I'm a minor
<rent> like I'll go to jail
<[CB1]Gun> We did.
<rent> oh. Right. Damn.
<[CB1]Gun> Let's make torches and pitchforks!
<Verifex> As you are all there, taking in the terrible stench, and looking at all the downed hobos, you hear a growl coming from somewhere in the building..
* [CB1]Gun scans
<Nemerizt> maybe its a wolf
<[CB1]Gun> Use the snake.
* rent tells Effit to go invisible and go check it out
<rent> If it's really really big, use a poisonous bite on it and then get the fuck back here
<Nemerizt> leave me a bite
<[CB1]Gun> Ya kno, I can scan the snake  when it gets back.
<rent> that'd be cool too
<rent> find out if there's any fur or anything on him
<Nemerizt> hmm
<Verifex> Kenny, roll your yogang skill.. (whats it called again?)
<Nemerizt> anyone have a bag?
<rent> Daktari
<[CB1]Gun> Oh well, make some weps.
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<rent> Ref or Int, fex
<rent> ?
<[CB1]Gun> Doors as shields.
<Verifex> EMP
<rent> ack - int or emp*?
<[CB1]Gun> (emp cuz it's for the snake)
<Verifex> (most people have bags for their stuff nem)
<rent> 21
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg has like 2 on him, I have one)
<Verifex> Kenny, you manage to coax Effit into investigating the sounds.
<rent> yaaa, go Effit!
<Verifex> He disappears off into the building
<rent> make daddy proud!
<Verifex> As Effit is moving away, you can hear some more growling
<rent> if you do I'll let you have the unconscious girl, and my next pet can be half-human half-cobra
<rent> glad he's invisible.
<rent> :)
<Verifex> In the mean time, what is everyone doing?
<rent> damn, a chameleon/flying squirrel would've been fucking awesome.
<[CB1]Gun> Use table legs and make torches.
<Nemerizt> why torches?
<[CB1]Gun> (told ya!)
<rent> throw that sucker and let it fly, then when it hits someone's face start gnawing
<[CB1]Gun> cuz it's dark and they burn.
<rent> I'm going to practice standing on my hands
* rent trys and falls over
<[CB1]Gun> (spider wud be bettar!)
<rent> what the fuck can a spider do?
<Verifex> Unfortunately Gun, most of the tables here aren't made of anything but plastic...
<rent> nothing
<[CB1]Gun> (webs and bite)
<Verifex> or sheet metal
<rent> unless I've got like some damn 4 foot tall spider
<rent> that would be useless
<[CB1]Gun> Crap, goth here can't bend them well.
<[CB1]Gun> (but lammy could)
<rent> unless it could put a web over your mouth
<rent> spider-spider, spider-spider, does whatever a spider can
* rent tries to stand on his hands again...falls again
<Nemerizt> drinks your blood whenever he can
<Verifex> Kenny, D10 + Jock stuff + Bod
<rent> dununun, dununun, dununun spiderspiderrrr
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<[CB1]Gun> Spiders can literally get the jump ya kno
<rent> 14
<Verifex> Fail
* rent falls over again
<rent> I suck at handstands
<Verifex> You fall over onto one of the hobo bodies
<Nemerizt> this is how you do it
<rent> ewwwwww
<Verifex> It's pretty gross
* rent jumps off
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 9
* [CB1]Gun searches and good sizes boards
<rent> Dammit Nem if a goth can do a handstand and I cant
<Nemerizt> 22
<rent> -.-
<[CB1]Gun> Pwnd from the darkside.
<Verifex> Nem does a handstand for a good 5 seconds
<rent> and then I push him over. Bitch.
<rent> >.<
<Verifex> Bob, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> 17
* Nemerizt rips a head off of one of the hobo's body's and throws it at kenny
<rent> (I would like to mention right about now that I have lots of IPs, but I never seem to make it back to the clubhouse to use them and/or get a cybermutation. I've literally been spitting silver stuff for over a month now.)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey! We could throw a drum at someone.
<Verifex> After searching around, you find that most of the stuff that you could have used to make a "torch" is the stuff that is already stuffed into the metal drums..
<rent> Where's Dagger
<Nemerizt> why dont we just go out the back door?
<rent> he could be making these into fuckin' shields for all of us
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<rent> like, bucklers n shit
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<[CB1]Gun> No shit, w2g repeating me.
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<rent> 21
<[CB1]Gun> 16
<Nemerizt> 13
<rent> you didn't say that you bastard
<rent> and hell yes, I rolled a 21
<[CB1]Gun> Yes I did!
<rent> you said we could throw drums.
<[CB1]Gun> before that
<Nemerizt> why do we need shields?
<rent> Goth can't bend them, but Lammy could.
<rent> Does not equal Lammy making bucklers n shit
<[CB1]Gun> go spartan on their asses
<rent> exactly
<Nemerizt> spartans didnt use shields
<[CB1]Gun> use lead pipes like bamboo spears
<rent> well well, it appears that most of the stuff in here is fire retarded.
<rent> burns at an IQ of 50 or so
<Nemerizt> lets go out the back door
<Nemerizt> or make a back door
<[CB1]Gun> Upstairs for treasure and death.
<rent> Could I like wrap a hobo's shirt or some shit around it and then catch that on fire?
<Nemerizt> upstairs!
<rent> blood + cloth burns well
<Verifex> After screwing around for a couple minutes, you hear some commotion coming from one of the other rooms
<Nemerizt> lets go upstairs!
<rent> NO DAMMIT
<rent> effit's not back yet
* [CB1]Gun scans
<rent> and I'm starting to wonder where he has gone off to
<rent> =\\
<[CB1]Gun> This is why spider is better.
* Nemerizt goes to the room with a commotion
<[CB1]Gun> Could cocoon a hobo.
<rent> (LOL ROFLMAO a girl I know just joined the group "please pray for Kappa Delta")
<rent> (who the hell prays for their sorority)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<rent> (please, I ask, may my tits and those of my sisters remain perky always. Amen.)
<rent> (ok, so whatever you were scanning definitely got scanned.)
<rent> (and FUCK YOU NEM wait on my damn snake to get back I waited on your slow asses while you beat up drunken hobos)
<[CB1]Gun> Go find the noise, it's animals.
<Nemerizt> they will make a nice snack
<rent> dammit where is effit???
<[CB1]Gun> Wait! ppl are there...
<[CB1]Gun> Maybe...
<[CB1]Gun> btw it is a dog.
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<JS> I feel left out
<[CB1]Gun> (you are)
<JS> oh :(
<Verifex> (talk in parenthesis JS)
<JS> (I see how it is)
<Nemerizt> (dont feel too left out)
<[CB1]Gun> Drag the fire drum with us.
<Nemerizt> (become a goth with me)
<rent> Well I don't care what it is, I'm going to go kill it if it's keeping my snake from coming back
<rent> >:(
<JS> (goths suck, they can't build walls)
<rent> Let's go Nem
<[CB1]Gun> That's why you drag the drum!
<Verifex> You hear some barking and growling now
<Nemerizt> im already ahead of you
<rent> EFFIT! BITE HIM!
<[CB1]Gun> Screw that, we needs pets.
<Nemerizt> mmm, i smell dog chops for dinner
<rent> me too Nem
<JS> I am so lost
* [CB1]Gun gets some kebble off Randy
<Nemerizt> (use these for out of char)
<rent> why the hell did my retarded snake not come back, anyways
<JS> I blame Verifex
<Verifex> Nem, you head over there first, and see a couple dogs looking rambunxious around a set of filing cabinets in the corner..
<Nemerizt> (otherwise we are talking in char)
* [CB1]Gun dons on the goggles infrared
<rent> (SHUT THE FUCK UP JS)
<rent> (erm, I mean talk in parentheses)
<JS> (.... :( )
* Nemerizt jumps on a dog and bites
<[CB1]Gun> Gah dammit.
<rent> (thank you :))
* rent rushes into the room with the dogs and looks for Effit
<Verifex> When you get a little closer to the dog, you start hearing something loud...
<rent> (DAMMIT TELL ME WHERE MY SNAKE IS)
<Nemerizt> (something loud?)
<[CB1]Gun> I'm staying behind you fools.....
<rent> (that could be a cheerleader having sex, an airplane landing, anything)
<Nemerizt> uaaaaaaa
<[CB1]Gun> (+1 OB)
<Verifex> Is anyone else following Nem?
<rent> I am
<rent> I'm a bit behind him
<rent> looking for Effit
* [CB1]Gun walks up behind
<JS> (if it's loud, it can't be with OB)
<rent> (yeah, mine know their place is with a shut mouth and a mop in their hands)
<JS> (el gasp)
<[CB1]Gun> (mexican maids?)
<JS> (mr. bird not here)
<rent> (correct, I give 'em a quarter a week and they think they're rich)
<[CB1]Gun> (almost true)
<JS> (this is blasphemy)
<rent> (this is so NSFW. Poor Lammy.)
* Nemerizt turns and jumps at Bob
* [CB1]Gun runs away
<JS> (he's at work?"
<JS> )
* rent looks for Effit
<rent> (yeah, she is)
<JS> (it's a man, I tell you!)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<rent> (dude, I keep telling you, lammy's totally a chick)
<JS> (no way in hell.)
<Nemerizt> 21 for an attack against Bob
<RPGBot> JS rolled a 1-sided die: 1
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy was totally in on the which chick is hotter thing)
<JS> (yay, I fit in)
* rent keeps looking for his stupid snake
<rent> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU EFFIT
<Nemerizt> (in your mind ssssss)
<[CB1]Gun> Beat this goth before he eats your snake.
<rent> (lol)
<Verifex> Kenny, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<JS> (wait what, asian goth?)
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<rent> -.-
<rent> 14
<Nemerizt> (asian?)
<[CB1]Gun> (btw was a bit far away from you to be jumped on)
<Nemerizt> (i dont think i fit under the asian category)
<[CB1]Gun> (you eat snake and dog)
* rent reels in pain and backs away and screams for Effit to get over here
<Verifex> Nem, you jump on Gun, knocking him on the ground, and you are on top of him now
<JS> (I think there's a drunk fly or something)
<rent> in the ass! in the ass!
<JS> (It keeps climbing onto my screen, then falling off, then trying again)
* [CB1]Gun shocks the goth
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<[CB1]Gun> (ref & str?)
* rent keels over and falls to the ground and tries helplessly to roll away....
<rent> EFFFIIITTTT GET AWAYYYYY
<Nemerizt> (should we start rolling inititive soon?)
<Verifex> Gun you roll Streetfighting + Ref to attack.. even with shock attack
<Verifex> I suppose you should...
<[CB1]Gun> 18, DC 4
<Verifex> Everyone roll Iniative...
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<Nemerizt> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm back!)
<Verifex> give me your Iniative number
<Verifex> D10 + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> 20
<Nemerizt> (i a 1 auto last? or do i still add if so its 9)
<Verifex> 1's don't matter on initative..
<rent> 14
<Nemerizt> ok, then 9
<Verifex> Lamu.. oh.. right not playing
<Verifex> Alright, Gun, you manage to grab Nem
<Verifex> and shock for DC4, roll damage
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Nemerizt> (......)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's happened before for me)
<Verifex> Alright Nem, D10 save VS body
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<Verifex> in-other-words.. roll D10 under your body
<Nemerizt> (its under)
<Verifex> Alright, you are shocked for 8 damage, it pushes you back onto the ground
<Nemerizt> (so i take 1)
<JS> (leave Britney ALONE!)
<[CB1]Gun> (I'm shane tho)
<Nemerizt> (im Alice)
<Verifex> Alright, KEnny, you're up
<Nemerizt> (did that knock me to my sences?)
* rent tries to roll away from the noises
<[CB1]Gun> (if not, you're in trouble)
JS left the room.
<RPGBot> JS rolled a 1-sided die: 1
<RPGBot> JS rolled a 1-sided die: 1
JS has joined the room.
<JS> (tell me that worked)
<Nemerizt> (lol)
<Verifex> JS, if you continue doing that, I'll kick you..
<JS> (gasp, fexy's OOC)
<Nemerizt> (thats a yes it worked)
<rent> (did I roll away?)
<Verifex> You rolled, but it didn't change the sounds
<Verifex> Nem, you're up.
* Nemerizt tries to resist the sounds
<Verifex> Bob, you're up...
JS left the room.
<Verifex> (Gun, you there?)
* [CB1]Gun gets up, runs away from goth, and looks at the dogs
<Nemerizt> (im on the ground writhing in pain)
<Verifex> The dogs appear to be trying to "paw" at something under or next to the filing cabinets
<Verifex> Bob, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<[CB1]Gun> 13
<[CB1]Gun> (see this is why spiders are better)
* [CB1]Gun holds out kebble for the dogs and sprinkles some on the ground
<rent> (what the fuck? Spiders are better for what?
<rent> )
<rent> (spiders clearly do not hold kibble)
<[CB1]Gun> (can climb on ceilings)
<[CB1]Gun> (you snake is trapped ha ha)
<Verifex> The dogs hesitate when they see you approach, and then they growl half-heartedly at you...
<[CB1]Gun> *whistles* din-din
<rent> (wtf? How the hell did they know my snake was there, he's fuckin invisible)
* [CB1]Gun scans emotion
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<[CB1]Gun> 26
<[CB1]Gun> (no need to check that's insta....)
<rent> (oh hell no. Gun can read animal minds?)
<[CB1]Gun> (already did)
<rent> (that's totally my territory!)
<rent> (BITCH)
<[CB1]Gun> (what's that my 4th 10?)
<Verifex> wow, amazing..
<[CB1]Gun> (saved from last week)
<Verifex> Gun, what are you rolling about anyways?
<rent> Fine, wait'll it's my turn, I'll use "establish dominance over wild dogs" after you've got 'em eating and we can have them as pets)
<rent> (
<[CB1]Gun> subvocal I guess ;p
<Verifex> Subvocal on the dogs is "grrr, ggrrr, grrrr, rough, slurp slurp"
<rent> hehehehehe
<[CB1]Gun> (bout fucking time, you tried to kill them before!)
<rent> (they had my fuckin snake!!!)
<[CB1]Gun> (already put emotion ya kno)
<Verifex> KEnny, D10 + SChoolin + Int
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<rent> -.-
<rent> 10
<Verifex> Alright, Kenny, you're up
<rent> I'm going to try and use "establish dominance over wild dog pack"
<rent> (it's under the Daktari skill description)
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<Verifex> Kenny, D10 + Fearless Leader + Cool
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<rent> shit.
<rent> 4
<Verifex> er.. sorry Fearless Leader + EMP
<rent> WHEW
<rent> 10
<rent> (i fail either way, because I haven't been able to put IP into my low skills yet)
* rent manages to push himself to his knees.
<Verifex> Nem, you're up...
<Nemerizt> (what can i do?)
<rent> (geez, I have rolled below 4 on all but 1 roll so far)
* Nemerizt tries to bite a dog
<rent> bastard, we're trying to tame them.
* Nemerizt tries to get off the ground
<Verifex> D10 + fearless leader + EMP
<Nemerizt> (? i have to roll that in order to get up?)
<Verifex> Just Roll it...
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Nemerizt> a massive 8
<rent> (awesome, you're even suckier than me!)
<Nemerizt> (1 in fearless leader and 2 in emp ftw)
<rent> (hehe. 1 in fearless leader and 8 in emp for me, but my roll was a damn 1)
<Nemerizt> (you can see why i dont empathize with people and never try to take command either)
<[CB1]Gun> (this is why I lead ;p)
<Verifex> Alright, Bob, you're up again...
<rent> (yep. I definitely need to bump fearless leader....I was thinking it was just to like lead the group or something, but if it's a critical situation thing, I def. need to boost it)
<Verifex> Nem, you try but you dont manage to get up
<rent> (Gun - that's why I didn't buff it ;'D I just figured hell, Gun'll lead, why should I boost this?)
* [CB1]Gun approaches the dogs
<rent> I so see you getting biiten
<[CB1]Gun> (well this is the only time we've used it)
<Verifex> The dogs turn towards you, and growl, but they don't seem to attack...
<rent> (very true, now that I know what it's for I def. need it)
* [CB1]Gun approaches in a kind manner and tries to slowly rub their backs
<Verifex> Kenny, you see Effit slidey across the floor towards you as the dogs turn towards Bob
<rent> <3
<Verifex> As soon as Effit emerges though, one of the dogs jumps at Effit, Bob you're practically between them though
<[CB1]Gun> (put some luck into the taming plz)
* [CB1]Gun blocks the dog
<Verifex> D10 + StreetFighting + Ref
<rent> (good plan, I'll def. do that)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[CB1]Gun> 22
<Verifex> man, if this was NBA Jam, Gun would be on fire...
<rent> (damn gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (extra IP tonight ;p)
<Verifex> You deftly block the dog from getting at Effit, noticing the approaching dog, Effit slides to the side and ups the pace quite significantly...
<[CB1]Gun> (like 4 extra so I can go by 5's hehe)
<Verifex> Kenny, you're up..
* rent attempts to go establish dominance over the dogs
<[CB1]Gun> (one at a time)
<Verifex> KEnny, D10 + Fearless Leader + EMP
<rent> using 3 luck
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<rent> 21
<rent> (pretty sure I stood up no problem)
<Verifex> You manage to force yourself up, and walk slowly over towards the dogs..  
<Verifex> Using Dakatari, you have a -6 to your roll..
<rent> shat.
<[CB1]Gun> (use that luck)
<rent> using my other 3 luck
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<Verifex> haha, nice
<rent> 22 after the -6 penalty
<rent> (somehow Gun's rolls locked onto me)
<[CB1]Gun> (I have the pooooowaaar!)
<[CB1]Gun> (he-man is up for the time being)
<rent> (I'm all out of luck, I would figure 22 was high enough but here's hoping)
<Verifex> Alright, you are attempting to establish dominance over the dogs, you think you've managed to get them to back off a bit from the group.
* rent dominates
<Verifex> Nem, you're up...
* Nemerizt throws himself into a death trance
<rent> Nem, try not to be a mindless barbarian.
<rent> That's what we have GW for
<[CB1]Gun> (fuck I control him!)
<rent> I swear, if you attack a dog after I've dominated, I'm going to send my snake up your asshole
<Verifex> Nem, D10 + DEathwalk  + Cool
<[CB1]Gun> (he's lost some HP from me already :P)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 4
<Nemerizt> 20
<rent> (btw, fex, you don't have deathwalk in the wiki)
<Verifex> Alright, you've got that dead stare on your face, but it's just creeping out the others in the group..  if you were planning on using it on the dogs, I think you might want to reconsider...
<Verifex> (oh..  well it's in the book, I can add it real quick.)
<Nemerizt> (i was using it to ignor the pain and start doing things)
<rent> Good, I didn't want to have to put snake venom into your prostate
<[CB1]Gun> (go for the stairs, have fun)
<[CB1]Gun> Go for the stairs you ghoul.
<Lamuness> ( sends a vibrator up OB's arse... )
<rent> (I reeeeally hope we make it back soon so I can finally find out my evolved type/buff my 1 skills)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy! use some sheet metal and make shields)
<rent> (yes, make shields!)
* Lamuness makes MageShield and Mithril shields for all
<[CB1]Gun> (+1 lammy)
<rent> (and crossin my fingers, I really hope I get scout. Superscout!)
<rent> (we gotta get back to base! For OB! T-T)
<Lamuness> (I haven't used any of my IP either )
<[CB1]Gun> (we need to jack DH's pocket v-term)
<Nemerizt> (105 IP ready here)
<rent> (lol jeeeez Nem)
<Verifex> Alright, added deathwalk..
<rent> (damn I wish I could transfer over my IP from Karma)
<[CB1]Gun> (almost murdered that char...btw randy stole his shit)
<rent> (I had 80 and then I completely quit using it x_x)
<rent> (that's cool with me, since I don't use him.)
<rent> (I ought to go steal his carry bag)
<[CB1]Gun> (already did)
<Verifex> Alright Nem, you manage to get up from the ground..
<Verifex> But it is quite the ordeal...
<Verifex> Bob, you're up.
<Nemerizt> (lol)
* [CB1]Gun rubs the dog's back who he blocked saying "shhhh, shhhh, it's ok now"
<[CB1]Gun> (be hell riding the bus with these ;p)
* [CB1]Gun scans emotion
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<rent> (hey fex, can I use my animal skill to kind of 'bond' the dog with Gun? Make him like its owner over a much shorter period of time?)
<[CB1]Gun> 16
<rent> (dammit, if you can read animal emotions, you're practically me. Fuck you.)
<Verifex> No...
<rent> (darn, was hoping I could)
<Verifex> Bob, as you get closer to the dog after Kenny dominated it, the dog looks kinda angry at you..  you decide against trying to "rub the dogs" back.. considering it's current tempermant...
* [CB1]Gun holds out kebble
<rent> (kibble?)
<[CB1]Gun> (got it off blarg at the start)
<rent> (gah.)
<[CB1]Gun> (I rule like that)
<rent> (Fex, I notice Slam started out with $1000. Does this character start out with money too? 'Cuz...you know...hell yeah. :))
<rent> (if he does, I'm totally going to go edit that shit in right now)
<Verifex> You reach out and offer some kibble, the dog notices it and looks up for a moment..
<Verifex> (Yes, everyone starts with $1000)
<rent> (if he rips out your throat, Gun, I'm taking your shotties)
<rent> (AWESOME!)
<[CB1]Gun> Com'on boy, yeah that's a good dog.
<[CB1]Gun> (I control GW, I'll kill you)
<Verifex> Gun D10 roll under your COOL
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> (shit)
<[CB1]Gun> (too powerful, cool is 7)
<Nemerizt> (that would have been a success for me)
<rent> (lol, and your rolls turn on you)
<Verifex> The dog nips at you, and you pull your hand back
<[CB1]Gun> (am over 9000!)
<rent>  (holy shit kakarot)
<[CB1]Gun> Hey! hey be cool.
<[CB1]Gun> ghoul, go get a bowl.
<rent> The dogs are under our control already...
<Verifex> As you are interacting with the dogs, you can hear some feetsetps coming from around the corner up the stairs (you could all see there are stairs there, but can't quite see up them from this angle..
* [CB1]Gun scans
* Nemerizt sneaks to the stairs
<[CB1]Gun> (told ya!)
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 1
* rent wonders if he can command these doggies to attack.
<Nemerizt> (today isnt my day on luck)
<rent> (that'd take one hell of a roll, I bet)
<[CB1]Gun> (you're the ninja ;p)
<rent> (Nem's a ninja?)
<Verifex> Nem, you need to roll on Deathwalk in order to go over  there
<[CB1]Gun> (and got the snake, no you are)
<rent> (oh right xD)
<Nemerizt> (so i roll deathwalk then blend?)
<Verifex> Yes.
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 6
<Nemerizt> 22 for deathwalk
<rent> (sweet, we've got a creepy strong goth dude, a ninja with an invisible snake, and a motorcycle riding shotgun toter)
<Verifex> Alright, you succeed in suppressing the madness...
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<rent> (Team Awesome ftw)
* [CB1]Gun scans surface intent of one on stairs
<Nemerizt> 18 for blend
<[CB1]Gun> (dude I'm the fucking overlord!)
<rent> (I like motorcycle riding shotgun toter)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<rent> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> 17
* rent drools some silver.
<[CB1]Gun> (but I got like...everything.)
<[CB1]Gun> (but the cycle -.-)
<Nemerizt> (i have a hobo head)
<rent> (I thought you started out with one Gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (it's at the mall still)
<rent> (remember? when we started this game?)
<rent> (damn)
<rent> (Gun needs to be able to call his bike or something)
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah I know! I wanted to follow on that thing)
<[CB1]Gun> (if I had the bike I'd be gone with blarg ;p)
<[CB1]Gun> (trapped with you fuckers trying to kill me)
<rent> (hm. Who was the wizard?)
<[CB1]Gun> (blarg)
<Verifex> A couple seconds later, you see a guy emerge from the stairwell, he's carrying a bag, and seems to be walking with a lurking gait...
<[CB1]Gun> Excuse me sir, these your minions.
<rent> (shame, I figure Blarg could call your bike)
<Verifex> After he emerges from the stairwell, he looks around at you all..  then turns back around.. heading back up the stairs...
* Nemerizt jumps on the man from behind
<[CB1]Gun> Get back here.
<Verifex> he starts running as you can tell from the lunging gait up the stairs...
<rent> Dude, if that's the guy who is screwing with our heads, we should totally kill him.
<rent> plus I bet there's something good in the bag.
<[CB1]Gun> Dag! Slix! Get suited.
<[CB1]Gun> Go get him guys.
<Verifex> You all can hear some movement from up the stairs, it sounds like he bounded back up the stairs he was walking down.
* Nemerizt runs after him
<[CB1]Gun> Stop or we'll come up there and murder you!
<Nemerizt> ill murder him anyways
<[CB1]Gun> Fuck it. *runs up the stairs*
<rent> Come back, we just want to find out your a/s/l!
* rent dashes up the stairs as well
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<Verifex> Nem roll Deathwalk skill
<Nemerizt> 18
* [CB1]Gun readies shotgun
<rent> Effit, let's go
<Verifex> You manage to get over to the stairs, but not at quite the 'run" that you were hoping for...
<Verifex> Kenny, D10 + Fearless leader + EMP to head over to the stairs...
<[CB1]Gun> <GW> wtf was that dick yelling about?
<rent> damn.
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 3
<rent> 12
<rent> (I reaaaally need to get to use my IPs. -.-)
<Verifex> Bob, you run up the stairs after the guy, you can see the walls along the stairwell have blood and bullet holes all over them..
<rent> (uh oh.)
* [CB1]Gun scans subvocal
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> 18
<rent> (....?)
<Verifex> After getting to the top of the stairs, you can see he's already run down the hallway, however there's 4 guys standing there, he runs inbetween them and off into the hallway.
<[CB1]Gun> (and what do they look like?)
<Verifex> The upstairs has just as much rotted office furniture and missing ceiling tiles, but also a lot more blood on everything...
<[CB1]Gun> You fucking maniac, I love your work.
<Verifex> The guys standing there look like raggedy hobos like the rest, but.. they appear to be holding guns..
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy?)
<Lamuness> ( here )
* [CB1]Gun readies a cocktail" Ok guys, stay or fly?
<[CB1]Gun> (good good)
<rent> I say we take 'em out and catch up to the runner.
<rent> (roll initiative?)
<Verifex> No, I'm holding last initative..
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW comes running up the stairs "Brrraaaaainnns?"
<rent> (ah, ok)
* Lamuness hops onto the jet hoverboard
<Lamuness> gooo Board Punks!!
<rent> (YES, bring GW to run up and attack and take the bullets)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy that's back at the mall)
<Lamuness> ( !@#$% )
<[CB1]Gun> Yes meathead! It's time to kill! They have shotguns for you!
<[CB1]Gun> (bioarmor and kill)
<Verifex> Dagger you here to play?
* [CB1]Gun looks for a room to take cover in
<Lamuness> I hear voices in my head...
<Verifex> You look around, theres rooms to the left and right.. all along the hallway.
* [CB1]Gun tumbles into one (good thing GW is a scanner)
* rent lets effit slither up to his hand, and draws his light pistol with the other
<Verifex> You and Nem both get up the stairs...eventually..
<[CB1]Gun> He's sending a group down shortly. Get in positions.
<rent> excellente
<Verifex> You see the group of hobos standing there, holding some guns pointing down the hallway at you..
<rent> Battle plan? I'm probably good from ranged with the pistol and chuckin a snake, Bob's got a shottie, Nem is psycho...
<rent> GW too
<rent> (lammy = playing?)
<[CB1]Gun> We hide behind Dag & Slix and shoot.
<rent> Good plan, tinman can make for cover
<rent> dammit, where are those bucklers when we need em
<[CB1]Gun> Told ya so.
<rent> I know it. -.-
<[CB1]Gun> Go get those dogs.
<rent> Already discovered that I can't make them attack.
<rent> (or so Fex says)
<[CB1]Gun> Shields.
<rent> (can I do this, Fex?)
<rent> (just have them come upstairs and stand there and we crouch behind them)
<Verifex> Do what?
<[CB1]Gun> Bah. Maybe we should flee and comeback with a group.
<rent> (Can I tell the dogs to come upstairs is all I wanna know, Fex)
<rent> Dude, we can totally take them Gun....
<Verifex> (you can't control the wild dogs, no..)
<rent> (damn. So all domination does is keep them from attacking.)
<[CB1]Gun> (neme and I are half health)
<rent> (you still are?)
<rent> (I'm full health, btw.)
<[CB1]Gun> (of course)
<Verifex> (you can calm them down, and stop them from attacking, but getting them to do things you want [like effit does] would require a while of training with the dogs..  not something you can just "make happen" ;)
<rent> (nah, I don't want them to "do things", just come to me.)
<[CB1]Gun> (can we drag them?)
<Nemerizt> (ok, what happened while i was gone?)
<rent> (just a whistle and come here boy or whatever.)
<rent> (absolutely nothing thus far Nem)
<Verifex> You can try to get them to come towards you, just depends on what you do...
* rent coaxes the dogs to come up to him.
<rent> here boy *motions gently*
<[CB1]Gun> (how is this place lit?)
<[CB1]Gun> (if TH was here this might be easy :P)
<rent> At least this way I'll have one meatshield, me and Gun can get behind it and can't Nem do some sort of damage reduction thing?)
<Verifex> D10 on dakatari Kenny...
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Verifex> It's a "very difficult" task... just keep that in mind..
<rent> out of luck =\
<rent> 5 + 8 + 8
<rent> 21
<rent> (probably a 'no')
<Verifex> You try to coax them, and they don't come...
<rent> oh well, was worth a shot.
<[CB1]Gun> Bah, fuck it, let's flee.
<rent> Back to the HQ
<Verifex> Is Dagger and Slix here?
<[CB1]Gun> <GW> But I want to kill!!!!!!
<rent> to heal, spend IPs, and discover why I drool silver
<rent> Dagger's downstairs IIRC, Slix is here too
<[CB1]Gun> Flee! Out that one window.
* [CB1]Gun runs down stairs
<[CB1]Gun> Mark this place on the map, this isn't over!
<Verifex> Alright, you all head back down stairs... and to Kenny and Nem's relief.. the sounds seem to taper off as you get further from the stairwell
<[CB1]Gun> Grrrr
<Verifex> You all heading outside again?
<[CB1]Gun> Dag, tendril those dogs, we need pets.
<[CB1]Gun> (out the window OB came in)
<Nemerizt> you mean emergency food supplies
<[CB1]Gun> That too.
<rent> out the window, back to the base.
* rent heads in that direction
<Verifex> Alright, Lamu, D10 + Streetfighting + Ref
<[CB1]Gun> Tip the drums too.
<[CB1]Gun> (guess he's gone)
<Verifex> alright, gun you roll
<Nemerizt> (hmm im ending up with a big carmelly mess instead of carmel popcorn)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 10
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> 33
rent left the room.
rent has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to rent
rent left the room.
rent has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to rent
<[CB1]Gun> (lol knocked him for a loop)
<rent> (OK so what have I missed, internet DCed)
<[CB1]Gun> (I got a 18 roll)
<rent> (for what?)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy)
<rent> (.....you got a roll for lammy.)
<[CB1]Gun> (to drag the dogs)
<rent> (your explanation sucked ass, try again)
<RPGBot> Lamuness rolled a 10-sided die: 7
<rent> (ah)
<[CB1]Gun> (no!)
<Verifex> Alright, you managed to lasso one dog with one of your tendrils
<Nemerizt> (heh)
<rent> (why the hell are we dragging the dogs, I thought we were going to leave)
<[CB1]Gun> (i is teh jon)
<[CB1]Gun> (leave with a dog)
<rent> Ok let's run you can have your damn dog
<Verifex> After lassoing the dog, it struggles
<Verifex> Lamu, D10 + Jockstuff + Bod
<Nemerizt> the more you struggle the better dinner will taste little puppy
<[CB1]Gun> Drag that thing.
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy?)
<rent> (let's goooooooooooooooo)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<[CB1]Gun> 23
<Verifex> Alright, Dagger manages to pull the dog back to the room where the window
<[CB1]Gun> (another good thing about spiders....thing could climb the building and murder the fucker!)
<Verifex> is..
<Verifex> The thing is, the window where you crawled in, now has some stuff over it..
<rent> like what?
<[CB1]Gun> <GW> Rawr!
<Verifex> you aren't sure what, looks like a bunch of stuff, some plastic pieces, metal pieces with cement on them
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW kicks the window
<Verifex> Everyone, D10 + Get a Clue + Int
<Nemerizt> (is there anything that can be used as a crowbar?)
<[CB1]Gun> Someone stay on lookout
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 9
<[CB1]Gun> (shit called it)
<rent> 21
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 5
<Nemerizt> 20
<[CB1]Gun> 14
<rent> hell yeah, OB + Nem = pwnage
<rent> (we are smart fuckers)
<RPGBot> [CB1]Gun rolled a 10-sided die: 1
<[CB1]Gun> 13 GW
<Verifex> You all realize that the stuff on the windows looks like the crap from that building that was destroyed a while back..
<Verifex> The building that was broke in half...
<rent> like.....plastic explosive
* rent votes that we flee
<Verifex> What are you all going to do?
<rent> I say we get the hell out.
<Nemerizt> ??
<rent> explosive putty Nem, they're going to blow the building to smithereens
<Nemerizt> oh fun
<[CB1]Gun> Melt it.
<rent> (you mean set it off, Gun? -.-)
* Nemerizt sends feelers into the putty
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW kicks window
<rent> OK, so they're going to blow up, and I'm going to leave, I think that's the consensus
* rent flees
<Nemerizt> where are you gonna flee to?
<rent> door, window, dun care where
<Nemerizt> the way out is through the window
<Nemerizt> i bet all the other exits are the same
<rent> we can jump through that, or run out the door
* rent runs for the exit
<Verifex> Alright theres no PUTTY in the window
<rent> explosive shit, whatever you wanna call it.
<Verifex> It's just excess building material
<rent> oh. In that case let's just have GW hit his head on it.
<Nemerizt> (is there anything that could be used as a crowbar then?)
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy could do it, but he's not here and we want the dog)
* rent draws his gun and fires at the cement material
<RPGBot> rent rolled a 10-sided die: 2
<[CB1]Gun> (dee dee dee)
<rent> 17!
<Verifex> Alright, you shoot at it a couple times.. *ping* *crumble* *ping*
<[CB1]Gun> (neme could collar the dog tho)
<rent> oooh, crumble
* Nemerizt swings his symbol at the window
<rent> OK, so I'm going to go check the door then.
* rent heads toward the door he checked out earlier.
<RPGBot> Nemerizt rolled a 10-sided die: 8
<Verifex> The door is open, but as soon as you push it open, theres a bunch of crap blocking the door from the outside...
<rent> enough room for me to slip out?
<[CB1]Gun> (the snake)
<Verifex> You wouldn't be able to slip out, but the snake could...
<[CB1]Gun> Grrr. *goes to check the stairs*
* rent sends Effit out the door to check out what's out there
<rent> if something happens this time, come back. Don't hide under some shelf.
<Verifex> Effit slips between the barracades
<rent> wtg buddy!
<[CB1]Gun>  <GW> Out the way! *kicks at door*
<Verifex> After a few moments, he comes back..
<rent> what'd you find
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW scans snake, image
<rent> (Gun, I can't even do that. If you can, I'm just going to give you the fucking snake.)
<Verifex> Effit doesn't seem to give you any clues as to whats going on outside..  I suppose theres no hobos or anything else outside I suppose...
<rent> Alright then, we gotta bring down the door.
<[CB1]Gun> is RPG bot broke, not seeing the rolls
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW kicks door
<rent> (any chance if GW + OB ran into the door we could knock it open?)
RPGBot left the room.
<Verifex> damn
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW fly kicks the door
<Verifex> alright, everyone go to dice: http://defhoboz.biz/dice.php
<rent> <rent> (any chance if GW + OB ran into the door we could knock it open?)
<Verifex> Is Slix the only one fighting the door?
<rent> Can you not see my text?
<rent> o.O
<[CB1]Gun> (yes -.-)
<Verifex> Sorry!
<Verifex> Only one way to find out..  :)
<[CB1]Gun> (you got claws ya kno)
* rent gets GW to time it and ram the door with him
<rent> (wtf are claws gonna do, the obstacle is outside blocking the door)
<[CB1]Gun>  <GW> GO!
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Bod for both OB & GW
* rent rams the door in a coordinated effort with GW
<Nemerizt> (what kind of door is it?)
<rent> roll d10 Gun ;)
<[CB1]Gun> 36
<rent> 21
<[CB1]Gun> (dam like 7 tens!)
<rent> (that is a really good hit, hope the door's not steel or someshit)
<Verifex> You both hit the door, it slams against the junk on the outside and you can hear a crack
<Nemerizt> (what kind of door is it?)
<[CB1]Gun> GW> All 3!
<Verifex> It's a metal door, but it's not a heavy duty metal door.
<rent> (dunno but get your ass over here you have a bigger jockstuff and body stat than I do)
<[CB1]Gun> GW> and GO!
* rent runs at the door
* Nemerizt joins them at the door
<[CB1]Gun> 18
<Verifex> you both slam against the door, theres a cracking sound
<rent> OK, so now all 3 of us
<Verifex> after a few more hits, the bolts holding the side of the door on break off, the door falls in towards you
<rent> awesome
<Verifex> you manage to get out of the way of the door..
<rent> (wtf is with everyone coming into RPGchat)
<Verifex> however, now, you're seeing a bunch of building debris on the other side of the door..
<Verifex> (not sure.. everyone is weird!)
<[CB1]Gun> (claw it)
<Verifex> Now, you're going to have to start moving the debris out of the way..
<Verifex> you are going to have a hard time "destroying" metal girders and heavy duty plastic
<rent> (ok one sec people who are not in the room are talking so my chat is definitely screwy)
* Nemerizt gets to work doing heavy labor
<Verifex> what?????
<rent> did you see Sundi talk, Fex
<[CB1]Gun> (melt it!)
<Verifex> no.. sundi isn't in here...
<rent> oh crud.
<Verifex> OB, exit room and join again maybe that will help...
<rent> I'm in carnage and RPGroom
<Verifex> wha??
<rent> x_x accidentally went into both rooms
<Nemerizt> (how can you even do that?)
<rent> just hit /who carnage, you'll see.
<Verifex> how in the world did you do that?
Users in room carnage:
    Eliteofdelete
    Eccle123
    {CB1}Slayer333
    {CB1}ArchetypalKing
    DrAcO5676
    Moltenwolf
    TheHatchetman
    InebriatedArsonist
    Hakai
    Draugluin
    Frodbot
    {cb1}Linguala
    Jaynor
    Lochnivar
    [Kappa_Psi]-Picasso
    Ancient_Anubis
    SundariZelia
    theskier
    Soxjr
    JS
    Carnivore
    Paddy_Boy
    John_Does
    rent
    Charlie
<[CB1]Gun> (doesn't surprise me)
<rent> It's a bug, I can do it when I get d/c'd
<Verifex> weird
<rent> I can be in multiple rooms simultaneously, but only talk in 1
<[CB1]Gun> (refresh while neme melts)
<rent> kk
rent left the room.
<[CB1]Gun> (start dusting dammit!)
rent has joined the room.
- RPG Room: server grants op status to rent
<rent> there we are
<Verifex> honestly.. it will take longer for Nem to melt all this complex materials...
<Verifex> it will be faster to start hauling it out of the way
<rent> Can Dagger just let the stupid dog go and ram this stuff so we can leave
<Nemerizt> ( i thought were were just dragging stuff away
<[CB1]Gun> (can do both)
* rent uses his claws to break off chunks and move it out of the way
<[CB1]Gun> (lammy ain't here)
<[CB1]Gun> (you have claws!)
<rent> (his char is here though, with a lassod dog)
<rent> (no dip shitlock holmes, look what I typed 3 lines ago)
<rent> x_x
<[CB1]Gun> (got 3 guys already)
<rent> * rent uses his claws to break off chunks and move it out of the way
<Verifex> Alright, you start hauling pieces of the debris away and throw it into the room
<Verifex> Everyone roll D10 + Jockstuff + Bod
* rent hauls like a mofo and spits silver as a he goes
<rent> 10
<[CB1]Gun> GW 21
* Nemerizt starts singing "as we dig up the bodies~"
<rent> ROLL BITCH
<Nemerizt> 20
<rent> Bob you pussy help us out here
<[CB1]Gun> (watching the stairs :P)
<Verifex> Alright, after hauling the crap away for a few minutes, you manage to clear a path through the debris to the outside
<rent> Effit already says we're clear, so let's make a go of it
<Verifex> the debris is still blocking the path, but you can squeeze through a hole and climb out now if you can pull yourself up through the hole...
* rent attempts to pull himself through the hole.
<Verifex> Luckily you don't see anything coming down the stairs...
<Verifex> D10 + Jockstuff + Bod
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW clears out more
<rent> 14
<[CB1]Gun> (all?)
<rent> (no, me)
<rent> (but you need to get your ass over here)
<rent> (we're gettin OUT of this joint
<rent> )
<[CB1]Gun> (clear out more ;p)
<Verifex> It takes a while, but you manage to clear a larger hole
* rent is outside
<Nemerizt> time to go
<rent> yup
<[CB1]Gun> Bout time.
<rent> No kiddin
<[CB1]Gun> Get that dog thru.
* rent spits silver.
<[CB1]Gun> Goth, tie that thing around it's neck.
<Nemerizt> you want me to kill it?
<[CB1]Gun> Just a lease.
<rent> (so, Nem is the new GW...)
<[CB1]Gun> (and you still suck)
<rent> (nope, i fuckin rule)
<[CB1]Gun> (only if you can train this dog)
<rent> (with time, of course I can)
<rent> (just apparently can't train them instantly)
<Verifex> Alright, you would have to lift the dog up with more then just a lasso
<[CB1]Gun> (we'll try to comeback here later and send the snake in to kill)
* [CB1]Gun picks the dog up
<rent> (yeah, this can be a project for after I've cyberevolved and you guys have healed and we're more prepared)
<rent> through the hole headfirst, Bob, there's no doctor to pull you out this time
<[CB1]Gun> You tongue your mother with that mouth?
<rent> hehehe
<rent> (soon as I finish this pic and upload it I get 5 more IPs, wewt!!)
<Verifex> Alright, so you really trying to get this dog to come out the hole with you guys?
<rent> yup
<rent> we'll take it back to base and tame the sucker
<Verifex> Alright, Kenny, roll your Dakatari roll..
<Nemerizt> (i could always knock it out for you)
<[CB1]Gun>  *GW moves more
<[CB1]Gun> (you have two lines to use)
<Verifex> (OB, roll~)
<rent> 18 total
<rent> (shouldn't take much to dominate one beast, no?)
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to calm the dog down somewhat, Lamu, roll D10 + Jockstuff + Bod
<rent> awesome
<[CB1]Gun> lammy 17
<rent> (dammit Gun, I rolled for lammy too and got a 9)
<rent> (should've gone with mine ;))
<[CB1]Gun> (fine yours then)
<rent> (lol)
<Nemerizt> (yay, A Jigorokano Familiar lvl 1,000,141)
<rent> (congrats! :D)
<[CB1]Gun> (now walk the dog)
<Verifex> Alright, you manage to hoist the dog out
<[CB1]Gun> (hmm given we're kids you might choke with a yoyo)
<rent> Awesome, now let's head back to base!! :DD
<Verifex> It's not happy though..  roll Dakatari again...
<rent> shit
<rent> 17
<Verifex> The dog is getting testy...
<Verifex> it nips at you but Lamu still has it on the lasso
<rent> That's fine, we'll work on taming him when we get back :)
<[CB1]Gun> echo echo echo
<Nemerizt> tame it by eating it hehe
<[CB1]Gun> Got get the other dog then :P
<Verifex> Alright, after you get out of the hole, you climb off of the debris and onto the street...
<rent> After we tame it, let's name it Dogmeat.
<[CB1]Gun> Done.
<Nemerizt> call it Pastry
<Verifex> Alright guys, I'm calling it here..
<rent> ah well.
<rent> Maybe next week I'll cyberevolve :)
<Nemerizt> sometime it will happen
* rent spits more silver around
<rent> eventually.
<Nemerizt> i know a solution
* Nemerizt punches kenny in the kidney
<Nemerizt> now you might spit red
<rent> Effit, bite his dick so it falls off.
<Verifex> Everyone gets 15 IP, Lamu gets 10 because he was "here" even though he didn't really play ;)
<rent> 15 IP for Dogmeat!
<[CB1]Gun> editted in lammy's

PRIVATE SESSION

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=> TheHatchetman hey come into rpg room
=> Nemerizt hey come into rpg room
No longer speaking in private.
=> [CB1]Gun After scanning, it appears to be coming from a staircase of some kind, as they seem to be between the ceiling and you, not above, but not on the same level...  you can see the direction it's in, so there must be some stairs or something in that direction..
=> rent You can tell that most of the crap in here looks like it has "fire-retardant" on it, so it most likely won't burn at all..
<rent> aha!
=> [CB1]Gun You can sense 3 animals now over in the direction that you scanned before where there were only 2..  (you assume one is effit)
=> [CB1]Gun To get any emotion, you'll need to roll skill
=> [CB1]Gun or to get anything rather...
<[CB1]Gun> go for image
<[CB1]Gun> 29
=> [CB1]Gun You find the image of one of the dogs seems to have an image of running through trash, and you see a number of other hobos, and a image of a guy petting the dog, and an image of a bunch of people getting killed.
=> [CB1]Gun The people appear to be in a room similiar to one of the offices here, but it doesn't look like one you've seen so far.
=> [CB1]Gun Remember, these are images in the animals head, in no particular order... and aren't necessarily what they are seeing currently...
<[CB1]Gun> indeed
=> Nemerizt You hear a loud screeching voice in your head...  it's painfully loud and you clutch your ears to make it stop...
=> Nemerizt Then you hear a voice saying, "attack people" and you are given directions towards where the rest of the party is..  since Bob (is right behind you) the voices say "attack people" in your head, and when you sit there, the screeching voice gets painfully loud...
=> [CB1]Gun You hear some voices in your head again, they seem to be making loud noises, it's annoying and you aren't sure where its coming from..
=> rent As you approach the place where Bob and Nem are, you start hearing voices in your head..
<rent> ugh, these again.
=> rent It sounds like the voices you were hearing earlier..  first a loud screeching voice, then a command, "attack people"
=> rent Before you start reeling in pain, you do notice something moving over by the filing cabinets where the dogs are...  you arne't sure, but maybe it's Effit...
=> rent You are hearing screeching noices in your head, making it impossible to focus on anything, defying the voices, you find it painful to stand corectly, and you keel over to the ground in pain..
=> rent You are in unbearable pain and the screeching voices in your head are hurting you badly..
=> Nemerizt You fall to your knees in pain, you instinctively clutch your ears, but it doesn't seem to help...
=> [CB1]Gun You see something move, under the filing cabinet, but you can't see what it s..
=> rent Trying to get up is an exercise in pain...
<rent> So what, I'm tough
<rent> I'll do it anyways
<rent> 0=)
<rent> or do I need to roll to get up
<rent> like body or something, or is there some way to roll willpower
=> rent You have a hard time pressing yourself to be able to get up, so you can't use your skill on the dogs yet.
<rent> kk
<rent> so I manage to get up
=> rent However, you are noticing the screeching noises in your head seem to be lessening slightly...
<rent> but that's all I can do this turn?
<rent> AWESOME!
<rent> so did I assess this correctly
=> rent You are on your knees still, and there is enough pain that you can't concentrate, but it's not as painful..
<rent> kk
<[CB1]Gun> is my static field just for me or does it cover a range?
=> Nemerizt The only thing you can try to do is get up off the ground...
=> [CB1]Gun Static field?
<[CB1]Gun> yes, tried it before
=> [CB1]Gun I'm not sure I understand...
<[CB1]Gun> stops reading of me and is treated as very high enviroment
<[CB1]Gun> btw when reading turns out I can detect electronics ;)
=> [CB1]Gun Yes, you can generate a static field, you don't even need to roll for that...
=> [CB1]Gun But it's just inside your own head..
<[CB1]Gun> k had to check cuz it's kinda vague
=> rent The screeching gets louder for a moment as you manage to stand up...
=> [CB1]Gun Scared, angry..  hungry..
<rent> If the screeching is down some, can we move forward?
=> rent The screeching sound is still there, and to do anything significant you will need to put pressure on yourself.. and make another roll..
<rent> gotcha
=> [CB1]Gun You scan, and the intent seems to be fairly innocent, they seem to be heading down stairs to "clean up mess" from what you can tell..
=> Nemerizt You can feel the screeching voices start inching higher and higher in your head until it's almost unbearable again..
=> [CB1]Gun The guy says to himself, "why are they still standing there?  whats going on?  I'll have to get up to the loft and send down a few groups."
=> [CB1]Gun You see images outside the building, no hobos, but lots of metal, plastic and other crap covering the window and door of the building you're in.