Friday, March 6, 2009

0079 CB CyberGen Session







- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    BadFish
    State_Champs_09
    Verifex
    [CB1]Gun
    deifeln3
    {King}Aether
<[CB1]Gun> she can mold caps
<{King}Aether> hey fex
<[CB1]Gun> ello
<{King}Aether> problem solving made easy http://is.gd/m1Io
deifeln2 has joined the room.
- server grants op status to deifeln2
<{King}Aether> hey hak
<[CB1]Gun> kinda why I wanted her to learn Gold so to melt in from something ;)
<Verifex> hey guys
<deifeln2> Hi
<{King}Aether> she can probably do that without a "taste"
DH has joined the room.
<{King}Aether> hey DH
<DH> hey, just watchin.
<DH> i like to watch
<Verifex> I bet
<DH> right hakai?  *winks*
* [CB1]Gun pulls out his penis
<[CB1]Gun> hola
* deifeln2 grins
<deifeln3> Hakai's here?
<deifeln3> oh
<deifeln3> hi!
<[CB1]Gun> ....does this look yummy to you?
* deifeln2 waves
* [CB1]Gun waves it back
<deifeln2> YOU LIED TO ME, OB  xD
<[CB1]Gun> yeah it's fucking huge huh
<DH> haha OB told her his was big
<deifeln2> I have had sunlight for 2 days straight!!  xD  And I am worse  ;p
<deifeln3> I did, Hakai?
* [CB1]Gun didn't say hola
<{King}Aether> did she find out during a game of ballsonchin DH?
<deifeln3> YOU HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH SUNLIGHT
<deifeln2> hehehe
<deifeln3> GET MOAR SUNLIGHT
<deifeln2> The outside air is really nice though
<deifeln2> ^_^  I love that it's like 60 degrees right now
<State_Champs_09> (yo, we started?(
<deifeln3> also
<DH> what does she need the sunlight for?
<{King}Aether> no titan
<State_Champs_09> guess not.
<deifeln3> there's a freaking awesome episode of family guy on
<deifeln3> DH - she's sick. Sunlight makes you feel better.
<deifeln2> hehe.  Gary's playing socom
<State_Champs_09> one sec I'm plugging into mumble
<DH> you're sick? what kind of sick?
<deifeln3> all different kinds
<{King}Aether> so meso probably isn't showing up and it looks like tal isn't either
<deifeln3> particularly in the head
<{King}Aether> ...or he's late
<[CB1]Gun> who cares about him anymore ;)
<{King}Aether> nobody
<DH> i have tal on ignore.
<DH> and OB just got off
<DH> he got paroled
<deifeln3> got off on what
<DH> Ignore!
<deifeln3> ohhhh
<deifeln3> I didn't realize I was on it
<deifeln3> ..why would you ignore me again?
<DH> i cant recall why you were there so you got parole
<deifeln3> you bastard.
<deifeln2> @ DH, I have laryngitis
<DH> HAH
<deifeln3> lol
<deifeln2> no medicines can help me  T-T   lol
<deifeln3> u c wat i did thar
<DH> ya
<DH> i c wat u did thar
State_Champs_09 left the room.
<Verifex> where is meso?
<[CB1]Gun> gone
State_Champs_09 has joined the room.
<deifeln3> AHAHAHAHA
<deifeln3> I see the wire over
<deifeln3> :DDD
<Verifex> what happened to her? did someone kill her with science?
<[CB1]Gun> chico got in her mind hannibal style
<State_Champs_09> DH GET YOUR SEXY VOICE IN HERE
<DH> why the fuck do YOU want me on mumble...homo
<deifeln3> I want you on mumble too.
<deifeln3> Rawr.
<deifeln3> bebe
<State_Champs_09> mabye?.?.?
<deifeln2> :o
<deifeln2> MINE!
* [CB1]Gun waves chico
* {King}Aether tries phoning gun
<[CB1]Gun> "Yello?"
<{King}Aether> "hey bob it's aeth...you got any money?"
<[CB1]Gun> "FUCK YOU APEMAN!" *click*
<{King}Aether> heh must have fucked him up good....
<deifeln2> (LMAO)
<{King}Aether> so hakai......i needs monies any ideas?
<[CB1]Gun> (dude you're like the college drop out we all know)
<deifeln2> Well....not really.  I mean for money we'd need to probably plan a smash and grab or a couple pick-pocketing jobs
<{King}Aether> and i have no weapons and artemis sucks at his skill so we can't rob an atm
<{King}Aether> pickpocketing might work
<{King}Aether> smash and grab bad...i gotta go to court in a week or so
<State_Champs_09> Hey STFU, you suck.
<{King}Aether> could you hack an atm?
<deifeln2> my weapons consist of a tonfa, a taser and slingshot
<State_Champs_09> I could give it a try, I need a little practice with controlling computers first though.
<{King}Aether> i have a jacket.....and my body
* deifeln2 sighs
<deifeln2> Well.  We could try to find a slightly deserted road with light traffic and see if we can't pick wallets/money/valuables off some helpless ladies.  I don't really have any other ideas at the moment.
<{King}Aether> probably be better with a busy area so we don't get noticed as easily
<State_Champs_09> And what do we need money for, is this how we're going to stick it to the man?
<[CB1]Gun> (wow you're awful)
<{King}Aether> we need to get my stuff back from "the man"
<deifeln2> busy = more people to kick our asses
<deifeln2> (lol, Gun  ;p)
<{King}Aether> they got my bike my jacket and possibly my bow and sword
<deifeln2> busy also = cops
<{King}Aether> busy = larger crowds to dissapear into
<{King}Aether> and one of you gets to buy me breakfast if we can't find cash
<State_Champs_09> *stomache makes noises.
<State_Champs_09> I'm hungyr
<{King}Aether> there was a stripmall around here wasn't there?
<{King}Aether> food/atm/vending machines maybe?
<State_Champs_09> Alright, let's go there, I'm STARVING
<{King}Aether> so guys we go to town, get food maybe? then find a way to make some cash
<deifeln2> You guys go ahead.  I'm not feeling all that well and I have some food leftover from the last gas station we stopped at.
<{King}Aether> gah i gots no money
<[CB1]Gun> (irony: dirt poor living out a jeep with a handful of diamonds)
<{King}Aether> maybe i can find a bunny or a deer or something.....
<[CB1]Gun> (then again they don't fit int eh vender)
<deifeln2> I bet Lennie could help you with that, Aeth
<State_Champs_09> I've got some cash, I'll buy you some food Aether
<deifeln2> why don't you ask him
<{King}Aether> alright you get the honor of buying me breakfast
<{King}Aether> so to the city?
<{King}Aether> eh fine to the foodmart
<State_Champs_09> No, let's just go get something at the foodmart
<{King}Aether> hakai, keys.
<[CB1]Gun> (food king food king food king!)
<{King}Aether> (yar =P)
<[CB1]Gun> (ramming speeeed)
<{King}Aether> (bone crushing speed*)
<[CB1]Gun> (you're CGen name should be D-Day....)
* {King}Aether drives the jetta to the stripmall!
* State_Champs_09 rides with King
* {King}Aether gets out of the car
<{King}Aether> to the food!
<{King}Aether> ( /me smacks titan up)
<State_Champs_09> Alright, you craving anything?
<{King}Aether> food in general!
<State_Champs_09> I figured we'd just get some pb&j with some bread
* {King}Aether asks around if anyone (npc) knows where he can find an oddjob
<[CB1]Gun> (at a hick stripmall?)
<{King}Aether> (who knows some hillbilly might need help)
<[CB1]Gun> (clean my gutters)
<{King}Aether> great...thanks anyways <_<
<{King}Aether> hmm i think my stuff is still at bobs place but i doubt things would end well if i showed up....
<[CB1]Gun> (you should have some if not all of it)
<{King}Aether> so where to arty?
<{King}Aether> (i do? awesome)
<[CB1]Gun> (no clue ask the absentminded god)
<State_Champs_09> Let's go back to camp, and see what the others want to do now.
<{King}Aether> alright
<{King}Aether> get in the car then
* {King}Aether gets in and drives for the camp
<BadFish> (/me awakens from his cold sleep in the Twisting Nether)
* {King}Aether arrives back at the camp "so i think i'm going to have to pawn off my shit to pay the hospital and shit...."
<{King}Aether> so who wants to go to the city, find a pawnshop with me...and then go to the hospital?
<BadFish> I'll go, big man
<{King}Aether> okay i got the fish, who else?
<State_Champs_09> What do we need to go to the hospital for again?
<{King}Aether> getting my stuff back
<deifeln2> What exactly are you planning on doing at the pawnshop?
<{King}Aether> ( / me smacks titan some more)
<{King}Aether> i gotta sell some shit to pay off the hospital
<{King}Aether> since you're all broke asses
<BadFish> I have SOME money...
<State_Champs_09> Aren't we going to run into some trouble at the hospital?
<deifeln2> Hm.  Rave isn't broke.  But he wandered off.  How much is your bill, sicky?
<{King}Aether> i have no clue what i owe the hospital or if i can get my bike back
<[CB1]Gun> (hehe fear the vet!)
<BadFish> How much do you think you're going to need? I have about 300 bucks I can give you
<{King}Aether> well i guess we can just go there and figure it out
<BadFish> You could always heal and dash
<{King}Aether> i already dashed, but i gotta pay for that to get my shit back
<{King}Aether> i'd assume they would know where it is at the very least
* {King}Aether hops in the jetta "pile in if you're coming or sit out here in the middle of nowhere"
<BadFish> Are they going to care that you dipped on them?
<deifeln2> Well.  I'll go, but I'm not going inside that hospital
* BadFish slides into the passenger's seat
<{King}Aether> who knows, i'll figure that out when i'm there
<{King}Aether> and we're off
* {King}Aether drives for the hospital
<[CB1]Gun> (hopefully fex will REMEMBER you got in a fight and stole pills when you get there ;)
<{King}Aether> (i didn't get in a fight)
<deifeln2> Are we really comfortable with letting the psycho guy drive?
<{King}Aether> (i prevented a junky from hurting a nurse)
<[CB1]Gun> (so you fought yourself in the future eh)
<BadFish> Good point.
<{King}Aether> (i am iron man!)
<BadFish> Then again I'm not going to be the one to force him out of the driver's seat.
<{King}Aether> (can't say that in char or fex would nuke me)
<BadFish> (lol)
<{King}Aether> it's all good
<[CB1]Gun> (he hasn't yet)
* deifeln2 sighs and sulks in the backseat, hopeful that the crazed maniac does not crash and kill us all
<State_Champs_09> (I didn't go with right? b/c I didn't want to go?)
<deifeln2> (if you don't want to go, don't)
<deifeln2> (lol)
<BadFish> (hak did they steal this car after we joined w/ new chars?)
<deifeln2> (yes)
<BadFish> k
<BadFish> ()
* deifeln2 lays down on the backseat
<BadFish> How do you feel babes?
<{King}Aether> okay fishie you coing with since you have the money? XD
<deifeln2> Eh.  Still feeling a little sick.  You?
<BadFish> The same...
<deifeln2> And I am staying in the car.  Keys, please.
<BadFish> Yes, I'll pay for what I can big man
<{King}Aether> if you die don't do it in the car it's hard to get that smell out
* deifeln2 laughs dryly
<{King}Aether> mmkay in we go
<BadFish> If you die, don't die
* {King}Aether heads towards the hospital entrance
* BadFish follows aether
<deifeln2> (did you give me the keys?>)
<BadFish> (wait, dude, did fex say we arrived?)
<BadFish> (ok)
* {King}Aether looks for what looks like a check in / customer service desk
<{King}Aether> hi i recently....left the hospital and was wondering where i'd pay my bill...
<[CB1]Gun> (better hope obama got it right here eh ;)
<BadFish> (10 mirrion dorrah)
<{King}Aether> Aether...and i'd assume the hospital has my id..with my jacket...and some other stuff possibly
<{King}Aether> i was dragged off from a bike wreck...i'd assume you would know where my stuff is
<{King}Aether> what about my jacket?
<{King}Aether> mmmm....i wouldn't know honestly
<[CB1]Gun> (rofl)
<{King}Aether> alright
<{King}Aether> (gee she syre has a manish voice)
<BadFish> (this is gonna turn out just like the vet)
<{King}Aether> (ob isn't here to punch rave)
<[CB1]Gun> (only if a fight breaks out)
<deifeln3> (am too here.)
<deifeln3> (unless you mean in that area, in which case I have no idea)
<{King}Aether> (okay rave isn't here to be punched by ob)
<BadFish> (no, the problem at the vet was we gave a kitten w/ the plague to an adult and he called corpsec)
<{King}Aether> fihie you got me covered right?
<BadFish> I got you big man.
* BadFish hands over the money.
* {King}Aether looks inside the box
<{King}Aether> well ain't that purdy
<{King}Aether> i guess we gotta find the police station now
* {King}Aether asks the lady for directions to the nearest cop shop
<BadFish> (whats at the pollice station?)
<BadFish> (o ur bike?)
<{King}Aether> (my bike?)
<{King}Aether> thanks alot miss *winks and walks off*
<[CB1]Gun> (ask about the officer(s) that handled the wreck)
* {King}Aether approaches the officer
* BadFish hangs back about 40 feet away
<{King}Aether> hi i recently lost a few things when i lost control of my bike...what station would i go to about that
<{King}Aether> thanks alot!
* BadFish catches up to aether
* {King}Aether heads out to the jetta with fishie
<{King}Aether> we gots directions
<BadFish> We ride!
<[CB1]Gun> (so bi-polar ;)
<{King}Aether> (megaviolent = scyzoid =p)
<{King}Aether> yes we do!
* {King}Aether hops in the jetta
<{King}Aether> hey hak we're headed to an impound lot now...you still dying
<{King}Aether> (oh wait...she's afk right)
* BadFish puts his feet up on the dashboard
<deifeln2> Haha, very funny.  Why are we goin gthere?
<[CB1]Gun> (you have the keys anyways)
<{King}Aether> my bike maybe
<BadFish> I'll be staying in the car this time.
<{King}Aether> i skillfully used my body as a cushion so it might not be destroyed
<deifeln2> uh-huh.  
<{King}Aether> (see now that's artistic right)
* {King}Aether drives for the impound lot
<{King}Aether> alright oyu guys i guuess i'm going to the office
<BadFish> Good luck... you may or may not need it
* {King}Aether leaves the car, with the keys, and heads for the lot
* BadFish interlocks his hands behind his head. "He's not going to get that bike back."
<{King}Aether> (office*)
<deifeln2> Nope.
<{King}Aether> hi i recently lost my bike, hunting bow and a prop cane.....could you check if it showed up here? my names aether
* BadFish hops into the driver's seat.
<BadFish> In case we need to split.
<{King}Aether> (/me jingles the keys in his pocket at the office)
<[CB1]Gun> (this must be the one time you have been a good boy)
<deifeln2> well.  you should work on hotwiring the car just in case.  I think he took the keys
<BadFish> (you said you left the keys!)
<[CB1]Gun> (bike keys)
<{King}Aether> (no i said i took them)
<[CB1]Gun> (nvm)
<BadFish> damn, he didn't leave the keys? I'm fast, but i'm not THAT fast...
* BadFish sighs and leans back, putting his feet on the dashboard around the steering wheel.
* {King}Aether hands over the id from his ruined jacket
<{King}Aether> alright i'll be back shortly with the money
* {King}Aether heads out to the jetta
<{King}Aether> sooo...do any of you have $200 you could loan me?
<deifeln2> $200 for the keys
<deifeln2> (lol)
<BadFish> I have 129 bucks.
<BadFish> I'm keeping 10 incase I want a pizza.
* BadFish hands over 119 bucks.
<{King}Aether> soooo...we're short?
* BadFish shrugs
<{King}Aether> alright i gotta find a pawnshop or something
<deifeln2> Pft.  Don't look at me
<BadFish> I can tag along for that.
<deifeln2> If you'd quit doing stupid shit, we wouldn't be so broke all the time.
<{King}Aether> our adventure i go to the pawnshop sell some shit we come back i get my bike then you get to drive
* {King}Aether drives around looking for a pawn shop
<deifeln2> Alright.  Then let's get on with it.
<BadFish> HA! You know me, I loooooove drivin'.
<BadFish> (dewd! HAGGLE!)
<{King}Aether> (dude the things cost 220 brand new 175 is nice)
* {King}Aether heads back for the jetta
<{King}Aether> alright i got 175 i need 25
<BadFish> I gave you 119 bucks, big man
* {King}Aether drives for the impound lot again
<BadFish> Mind if i take back the extra?
* {King}Aether hands fishie $94 back
<{King}Aether> yeah buddy i owe you like $250 now
<{King}Aether> but i also owe carry like 2k and i think i busted her up...so you might be waiting on that
<BadFish> You don't owe me, big man.
<{King}Aether> well then thanks
<[CB1]Gun> (dam fish will fuck anything)
<BadFish> (SORRY I'M TOO CODE FOR J00_
<BadFish> )
* {King}Aether heads into the office and tosses down his id and the $200
<[CB1]Gun> (yeah bet lots of codes get entered in you)
<{King}Aether> my stuff please
<[CB1]Gun> (up,down,up,down,A,B,Cumming)
<deifeln2> (jesus, gun)
<[CB1]Gun> (Chico*better?)
<{King}Aether> oi buddy you got my baby awesome
* {King}Aether tries to start the bike
<deifeln2> (so we have the keys now, right?)
<{King}Aether> (yeah sure you got your keys hopefully my bike starts)
<deifeln2> You want me to drive?
<deifeln2> Or you wanting to?
<BadFish> He wants me to drive.
* {King}Aether rides over to the jetta
<{King}Aether> alright you guys where to now?
<deifeln2> who wants you to drive?
* BadFish yells over the cycle noise, "You get me to a decent place, i can tune that bitch up for you."
<deifeln2> Well.  We need a new safehouse.  Any ideas?
<{King}Aether> i think lennie would know where to find one
* BadFish yells, "Turn your ride off, man!"
<{King}Aether> or we can find bob
<{King}Aether> no fishie i don't know if i could turn the thing back on again
<deifeln2> So.  Think your bike can make it back to the camp?
<{King}Aether> (nov should have some kind of safehouse)
<{King}Aether> i hope it can i have a can of gas in my bag in the jetta there if i run out
<BadFish> I didn't see the crash, but it looks pretty banged up. It will probably make it max 30 miles if there's nothing seriously wrong with it.
<BadFish> I can't make a better estimate without taking a closer look.
<BadFish> And anyways, don't ride it too far. You're probably fucking up the engine even more by riding it all screwed up like that.
<{King}Aether> well we gotta get it thre somehow
<{King}Aether> and i don't see a jetta carrying 3 (4?) people and a bike
<BadFish> I know.
<BadFish> It's unfortunate though.
<BadFish> Hopefully we won't have to buy any parts. I'm pretty cleaned out.
<{King}Aether> i'd say go to bobs to reapir but since i came to getting tied up outside....i doubt that's smart
<BadFish> I'd say you're right.
<{King}Aether> unless i hide in the jetta while you do that
<BadFish> We really only need to get out of the city. I don't need a special place to fix that thing.
<BadFish> I've got my tools on me.
<{King}Aether> they prolly got shit though they are bikers
* BadFish shrugs.
<BadFish> We can start to head there... We should stop once we get out of the city and see if i can fix it without going.
<{King}Aether> if it's just tuning you could just do that with your tools id assume
<BadFish> I'd prefer to stay away from there for a few days at the very least. I think you rocked the boat there more than a little.
<{King}Aether> so i guess lennies place?
<BadFish> No, let's start heading to Bob's.
<{King}Aether> alright
<BadFish> We'll stop before we get there, once we get out of the city.
<BadFish> I'll take a look at the bike then.
<{King}Aether> i'll ead the way so you can see if i stall out of something
* {King}Aether heads for bobs place
* {King}Aether heads wherever fishie is going
* {King}Aether stops for fishie (ofcourse)
* {King}Aether hands over his messed up jacket
<BadFish> Ok, it looks like the damage isn't too bad.
<deifeln2> How long you think this is going to take, Badfish?
<{King}Aether> o really?
<BadFish> But we're going to need to lubricate this beast fast or it's going to burn up. I don't have any of that kind of lube on me.
<[CB1]Gun> (spend more money ;)
<{King}Aether> ah hell it looks like i'm going to have to sell more of my crap
<BadFish> I have 94 dollars.
<BadFish> That will easily cover it.
<{King}Aether> we're going to have to find some odd jobs or something soon
<BadFish> Yes... I've thought about that...
<BadFish> Okay.
<BadFish> I'm taking the car to the mall to get lubricant.
<BadFish> Guard your bike.
<{King}Aether> alright i'll hang out here
<BadFish> Babes, you comin with, or do you want to hang with big man?
<deifeln2> Well.  I'll tag along.  But are you sure you don't want Perron and I to just go for you really quick?
<BadFish> Do you have some spare cash? It'll be about 5 bucks.
<BadFish> (where's ob?)
<BadFish> Well, whatever. *Hands hakai 5 dollars*
<[CB1]Gun> (at camp it seems)
<{King}Aether> i used all the money i got from selling the goggles
<deifeln2> That way, while your assessing the bike's problems, if you see something else wrong you can just let us know while we're there.  I have about $20 left
<[CB1]Gun> (he's suppose to be there but bah)
<BadFish> (oh)
<deifeln2> Thanks.  Be right back.  /me turns to Perron and asks if he'd like to tag along
<BadFish> Wait! I haven't told you what to buy!
<deifeln3> (I've been here and playing for the past hour.)
* BadFish walks up to perron. "This is what you need to get..." *Explains what to buy*
<{King}Aether> (send her off to get lube and she'll come back with ky jelly)
<BadFish> (badum chshhhsh)
* deifeln2 giggles.  Oh yeah  
<[CB1]Gun> (you haven't moved a text inch ;)
<deifeln3> OK, let's go then
<BadFish> Stay frosty!
<deifeln3> Stay snowy!
* BadFish scratches head
<{King}Aether> (rofl almost 1 1/2 hours just to get my bike)
* deifeln2 hops in the car and heads for the mall
<{King}Aether> mmm frosties and snow cones
<[CB1]Gun> (and this is fast for us aeth)
<deifeln2> (like there's anything else to do, aeth  xD)
<deifeln2> (says the guy that wants to sit alone in a room for 5 days)
<[CB1]Gun> (hours!)
<[CB1]Gun> (guess I won't do what I said then with that attitude ;)
<BadFish> (hak you heard what dj wanted his name changed to?)
* BadFish calls up Hakai.
<deifeln2> Yeah?
<deifeln2> (no, is it in mumble?)
<BadFish> I found some extra grease in big man's bike. Should cover our lubrication needs.
<deifeln2> (where did you put the name he wants?)
<BadFish> Sorry to send you on a useless errand.
<BadFish> (Mumble. He wants Goodfish)
<deifeln2> Ah.  No worries.  You need anything else?
<deifeln2> (ok  ^_^)
<BadFish> I should be good for now. You know your way back, I'll see you soon.
<deifeln3> What about a burger?
<deifeln2> Alright.  
<deifeln3> Let's go get a burger.
<deifeln3> Yeah, I'm totally asking you on a burger date.
<deifeln3> I'll even buy your burger.
* BadFish hangs up
* deifeln2 grins and nods
<[CB1]Gun> (you ate PB&J I think)
<BadFish> (that 11yo is hot isn't he hak)
<deifeln3> (I haven't eaten since the pizza!)
<deifeln3> (wait, how much longer till mah B-day)
<deifeln2> (LOL)
<deifeln3> (I'll be TWELVE soon!)
<BadFish> (11 anna HAFF!)
<[CB1]Gun> (oh right only here for an hour so you missed AG buying sammichs)
<deifeln2> (xD)
<{King}Aether> (i got a non-dumpster sammich, i betrayed the dumpster gods)
<deifeln3> (yeah, I missed the sammich fiasco)
<deifeln2> (lol)
<[CB1]Gun> (even the PB&J took 30mins)
<deifeln2> (Gun, you are one whiny little man.  Are you sure you're not a girl?  xD)
<[CB1]Gun> (no)
<BadFish> (laff)
<deifeln2> (no you're not sure?)  
<deifeln2> (teehee giggles)
<{King}Aether> (did hak get back or she abandon us in the alley?)
<BadFish> Your bike should be fixed, big man.
<[CB1]Gun> (btw did you eat brains or cum for that raspy throat?)
<deifeln2> (I tooked OB to get foodstuffs)
<BadFish> Fire it up, let me see how that baby sounds.
<{King}Aether> awesomeness
* {King}Aether starts his bike
<deifeln2> (are we at the foodcourt yet?)
<{King}Aether> so did we get abandoned fishie?
<deifeln2> (or rather the mall)
<deifeln3> (let's wait until fex comes back :P)
* deifeln2 calls Badfish and asks him if he wants a sandwich from the foodcourt
<BadFish> Babes is getting a burger with little man.
<{King}Aether> i'm not overly sure i'd be comfortable with you holding my waist is all
<[CB1]Gun> (oh yes stay a while at the mall of doom)
* BadFish picks up and answers, "Yeah, I could eat. Bring me sumthin."
<{King}Aether> well it looks like we'll be here a while then
<deifeln2> (lmao, aether)
<deifeln2> Alright.  I'll head back as soon as he's done.
* {King}Aether turns off the bike and looks for a dumpster
<deifeln3> you're not havin a burger with me?
<deifeln2> Eh.  I'm not really feeling well enough to eat  : /
<deifeln2> I had some stuff earlier though
* [CB1]Gun walks down to(that club I won't look up)
* [CB1]Gun informed anyone there not to let those dumbass kids in without calling him
* [CB1]Gun talks to some ppl at the bar for 3 hours(training streetsmarts this time if you remember this :P)
* deifeln3 storms out of the restaurant.
<deifeln3> C'mon Hakai, we're going to go visit the dumpster!!
<deifeln2> ...we're doing...what?
<DH> (/me has sex with guns sister, training RAD resistance)
* BadFish checks his watch.
<deifeln3> We're gonna find someone to show us how to build a house. Yep.
<BadFish> (lol dh)
<deifeln2> ...What does the dumpster have to do with the house?
<deifeln3> Because, there are dumpster architects
<deifeln3> I hear they live outside this mall
* deifeln2 shakes her head and grabs the food that she got Badfish and follows after Perron
* [CB1]Gun takes the card
* [CB1]Gun spents his time talking, hoping to get info on a safehouse(I'm too nice to you fucking animals)
* deifeln3 kicks a dumpster.
<deifeln3> Come out dumpster people! I know you live here!
* deifeln2 giggles
<deifeln2> Well.  Why do you want them to build you a house again?
<[CB1]Gun> (how racist)
<deifeln2> For a new safehouse I presume?  One with a floor that isn't grass?  heh
<deifeln3> I want someplace to live
<deifeln3> instead of running around between a tent and a bike gang's crusty shack
<[CB1]Gun> (it's a office building as we now know -.-)
<deifeln2> Well.  Why don't we all ask our yogangs if they know of any deserted places or temporary places we can stay?
<deifeln3> Good idea! I'll call my yogang.
<{King}Aether> (looks like we look for abandoned warehouses guys =P)
<{King}Aether> (head towards the warzone and try to find an abandoned building =P)
<[CB1]Gun> (hint: the place we found OB)
<deifeln2> Any luck?
* BadFish calls hakai.
<deifeln2> My gang is busy at the moment.  I'll have to check with them later--"hello?"
<BadFish> Where you att!?!
<BadFish> (wayooat?)
<deifeln3> (did we find that while I was on this character, Gun)
<{King}Aether> (/me rubs his snot on hakai)
<deifeln2> We're just now heading back.  We had to do a little sidequest  *giggles*
<deifeln2> (ewwww)
<[CB1]Gun> (OB, you were born gay there)
<deifeln3> (I remember nothing of my birth as a gay baby)
<[CB1]Gun> (w/e mr.clean ;) it's the apartment building we found you at after the cop raid)
<BadFish> Brimg my sammich!
<deifeln3> (OH YEAH I remember that we can go there)
<deifeln3> Hmph. Sidequesting aside...you wanna see whatever happened to that old apartment where I met the rest of the gang? It's decent, I think you'd like it ok
<[CB1]Gun> (sooo owe me)
<deifeln3> (yeah, that was a good idea)
<[CB1]Gun> (they all are)
<deifeln2> Well....We need to go grab Badfish first.  I don't think Aether's going to be driving him around.  And besides that, I don't think I want him on the back of that crazed boy's bike.
<BadFish> ( :D )
<deifeln3> good call
<deifeln3> let's go get him then
* deifeln2 hops in the car and heads for Badfish
<{King}Aether> (that's right, my bike is totally only safe for one...and even then it's probably not safe when i'm driving)
* deifeln3 drags Wilbur on the road as we drive and grins at the sparks flying
* deifeln2 hops out and walks up to Badfish asking him how the bike is and handing him his food
<BadFish> Bike's all fixed.
* BadFish munches.
<BadFish> Just got banged up a lot.
<deifeln2> That's good news.
<BadFish> Little man! Sorry I sent you there for nothing.
<deifeln2> Hey, so Perron says he knows of this place that we might be able to call our own.  You want to check it out?  I don't know much about it.
<{King}Aether> do i get to smash stuff?
* BadFish says, with mouth full, "Where is it?"
<deifeln3> uhhh. It's in the Combat zone! :D
<deifeln2> ...the combat zone?
<{King}Aether> warzone i go!
<deifeln2> And you want to go there without weapons?  *hesitates*
<[CB1]Gun> (funny thing is I begged you guys to squat on it before the hammer came and that was with your last cahr hakai *rubs it in a bit more* the ATM I wanted would've been cool too)
<deifeln3> who's not got weapons? *brandishes Wilbur*
* BadFish raises his hand
<deifeln2> (too bad for you then that  I hated my other character)
<{King}Aether> i'm a weapon!
<BadFish> Big man's my weapon.
* deifeln2 shrugs.  
<deifeln3> well. Let's at least try to find SOME abandoned building we can use for a while.
<deifeln2> You guys want to call anyone to let them know what's up first?
<State_Champs_09> (/me hates training. It takes FOREVER)
<deifeln3> like who
<deifeln2> (lol, Fex has a point)
<deifeln3> Bob and Carrie don't give a shit
<deifeln2> Well.  Lennie or Arty
<State_Champs_09> (FOREVER i say)
<deifeln3> Yeah, I guess we could talk to Lennie or Arty and at least let them know
<BadFish> What's wrong with the combat zone? If there's a place there, we go take it.
<deifeln2> Alright, call em.  Perron, have you ever driven before?
<BadFish> Wish I could afford a gun... I feel kind of naked around all you guys.
<{King}Aether> let them know if/after we find something
<{King}Aether> (you got a heat gun fish)
<deifeln2> We have our trusty slingshots, Fishie!  ;p
<{King}Aether> (nm wrong person)
<deifeln3> ummm...I haven't, but I guess i could try.
<deifeln3> I've watched you guys drive plenty.
<deifeln2> Well.  You're the one that knows the way.  So it's either you drive or you give one of us directions.
<deifeln3> alright...let's drive then!
<BadFish> Shotgun.
<deifeln2> Awww...you were too fast for me, hehe
* deifeln2 climbs in the back while calling Arty
* State_Champs_09 answers "Hey babe"
<deifeln2> We're heading to some combat zone or something.  Just wanted to give you a heads up!!  *giggles and hangs up*
<[CB1]Gun> (weak)
* State_Champs_09 shakes his head "silly girls" and goes back to training
* deifeln3 attempts to drag Wilbur along the road and make moar sparks while driving
<[CB1]Gun> (in a car while driving?)
<deifeln3> (out the window!)
<[CB1]Gun> (muahahahha)
<{King}Aether> (with 2 passengers who i'm sure are thrilled)
* deifeln3 slams on the breaks
<{King}Aether> (rofl saw that coming)
<deifeln3> WILBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<BadFish> What the hell?!
<deifeln3> he jumped out of my hand
<deifeln3> one sec
* deifeln3 goes to get Wilbur back
* BadFish /facepalms.
<[CB1]Gun> (why the long face* is what you should say fish)
* {King}Aether stops behind the car apparntly
* deifeln2 giggles
<[CB1]Gun> (you laugh too much for a silver puke drinker)
* deifeln3 grabs Wilbur and scolds him, then heads back to the car
* {King}Aether shouts "you should stop hanging that thing out the window"
* BadFish continues to /facepalm
<BadFish> Let's continue.
<deifeln3> well I wouldn't have hung him out if I'd known he was gonna try to make a break for it!
<deifeln3> Alright, let's keep goin
* deifeln3 drives
<BadFish> Quite.
<deifeln3> We made it!
<BadFish> Amazing!
<deifeln3> and I am officially a great driver!
<deifeln3> :D
<BadFish> Way to go little man
<deifeln3> I couldn't have done it without you.
<{King}Aether> so...this the building?
<BadFish> I thought I was giong to have to work the pedals for you.
<deifeln3> Yes! Spectacular, isn't it
<deifeln3> nah, taking my shoes off and putting my feet on 'em gave me just enough distance to get to them
* BadFish shudders
* deifeln3 heads to the building
<{King}Aether> ("kick the baby!" "don't kick the goddamn baby" "kick the baby!" -punts-)
<BadFish> (ha)
* {King}Aether also heads to the building
<{King}Aether> (watch out for vampire bunnies)
<[CB1]Gun> (+2 aeth, finally something that wasn't goofy)
* deifeln2 follows
* BadFish walks along with hakai
<DH> (/me slaps a rainbow bumber sticker on Guns bike with the words "i love san fran" on it)
<[CB1]Gun> (never been but i so would)
<deifeln3> hm.
<BadFish> hold on...
<[CB1]Gun> (gay babies love it in the ass but I would lose my sandles)
* BadFish puts on smartgoggles and switches to Infrared.
<deifeln3> Barricaded...that can only mean someone's trying to hide treasure!
<{King}Aether> soo.....aether smash?
<BadFish> Goggles aren't seeing anyone here...
<deifeln3> JP help Aether smash!
* BadFish turns/takes off goggles
<{King}Aether> team smash!
<[CB1]Gun> (don't make me give more hints)
<deifeln3> RAWR
<BadFish> (Super smash brothers?)
<deifeln3> BRAWWWWWWWWL
* {King}Aether attempts to ram the door open
* deifeln3 also attempts to ram it open
<[CB1]Gun> (hint: fucking beaverbrat)
* deifeln3 stops short
<{King}Aether> mmm no tools....
<deifeln3> You know, we could just pull this crap off.
<BadFish> (willbuuuuurrr)
<{King}Aether> no tools, still smash!
<[CB1]Gun> (you should've had a V8 Gay)
<{King}Aether> or we use the tinkergeek
<deifeln3> Wilbur, pry for me!
* deifeln3 pries
<BadFish> My tools are for a bit more delicate work...
<[CB1]Gun> (omfg axes are OP ;p)
<deifeln3> 25
<{King}Aether> (don't wantto break the door =P)
<deifeln3> 25, 26
<deifeln3> onward and upward!
<{King}Aether> go choirboy go
<{King}Aether> bodys!
<BadFish> Holy shit!
* {King}Aether checks corpses for money and weapons
<deifeln3> o_o
* deifeln3 also checks corpses for lootz
<deifeln3> but respect for the dead. After the looting, we bury them in a closet!
<deifeln3> nice loots, $50 for each of us! Anyone else wanna datachip?
<{King}Aether> save that for arty or something
<deifeln3> someone help me move these bodies
<{King}Aether> i only loot i don't move
<deifeln3> they're in the way anyway
<deifeln3> c'mon dude
<{King}Aether> they can be our greeters
<BadFish> I'm interested in these datachips.
<BadFish> Maybe they hold some information on why these people are dead?
<deifeln3> yeah, sounds good. You hold on to 'em for now, I can't do jack with em
<BadFish> Also, are you sure you want to make this place our haunt...? Given what we've encountered?
<deifeln3> Yeah dude, it's cool, I knew somethin went down after we left
<[CB1]Gun> Hey what's with that mess?
<{King}Aether> i'm totally not touching the bodies anymore untill we figure out what killed them and why they were barricaded in
<deifeln3> that's cool, but I dun want them in the way. Hacky, help me drag 'em over to the closet?
<BadFish> the closet?!
<deifeln2> Ok...
<deifeln3> the closet.
* deifeln2 walks over, donning her gasmask and begins to help
* BadFish gags.
{King}Aether left the room.


MUMBLE


[8:08:54 PM] Welcome to Mumble.

[8:09:56 PM] Connected to server defhoboz.biz.





[8:09:56 PM]
Welcome to this server running Murmur on Win32.
Enjoy your stay!


[8:10:16 PM] From Aether: type hakai, be like the cool people


[8:10:35 PM] From Aether: don't get oyur nasty sick germs all over your mic


[8:10:41 PM] Joined server: Titan.


[8:10:41 PM] Titan entered channel.


[8:10:42 PM] Titan is now muted.


[8:10:56 PM] From Aether: actually i'm also sick


[8:10:58 PM] Titan is now unmuted.


[8:11:14 PM] From Aether: no titan we hear you


[8:11:23 PM] From Aether: and type hakai type


[8:11:30 PM] To C Gen: hey everybody


[8:11:51 PM] From Aether: sup sup yall?


[8:12:28 PM] From Aether: she's sick


[8:12:33 PM] From Gun: cuz you guys smell


[8:12:50 PM] From Gun: yours are weak!


[8:13:27 PM] From Aether: i gots teh flu, mesos got teh flu, hakais got laryngitis...jeeze who else is sick


[8:13:52 PM] From Aether: - coughs on titan -


[8:14:30 PM] From Gun: was sick last week so I'm good


[8:14:50 PM] From Aether: so fex since rave didn't show up can i steal his money to pay my hospital bills and crap


[8:14:50 PM] From Gun: did you watch squidbillies?


[8:15:06 PM] From Gun: deth 2 whytie


[8:15:45 PM] From Gun: that's almost true now


[8:15:58 PM] To C Gen: I went 2nd grade on your ass


[8:16:13 PM] From Gun: we need more studies on the obvious for politics to qoute


[8:16:29 PM] To C Gen: it's 8pm here, I have to wait till 11pm for daily show


[8:16:59 PM] From Gun: from where?


[8:17:05 PM] From Aether: i'm gonna get a drink brb


[8:17:42 PM] From Gun: or they lost interest


[8:18:17 PM] From Gun: it's easy if they don't have backhand, hell I've taught it at school


[8:18:44 PM] From Gun: cheaty bastard


[8:18:57 PM] Left server: Gun.


[8:19:04 PM] Joined server: Gun.


[8:19:04 PM] Gun entered channel.


[8:19:07 PM] From Aether: still haven't started?


[8:19:19 PM] From Gun: cheaty as you had jesus in your court!


[8:19:28 PM] From Aether: jeeze no novice today?


[8:20:20 PM] From Gun: DO ET


[8:20:33 PM] From Aether: gun wants me to take pills and kill rave


[8:20:45 PM] From Aether: so if rave shows up everythings good


[8:20:45 PM] From Gun: you want the money too


[8:21:04 PM] From Aether: exactly gun, kill him take his money and get my stuff back


[8:21:33 PM] From Aether: if i don't go to the hospital today in game fex will probably have something retarded happen when i go back


[8:22:22 PM] From Gun: anyhoo...my day is training and more training at a club finding you punks a safehouse ;p


[8:22:35 PM] From Aether: i should have asked fex if i could have elbow dropped a car from the 6th floor


[8:23:19 PM] From Aether: he said titans voice is fucked and buzzing again


[8:23:34 PM] From Titan: is it poping again, or just lagging?


[8:24:19 PM] From Aether: sooo...starting at 11:45 like normal?


[8:25:04 PM] Joined server: Aether.


[8:25:04 PM] Aether entered channel.


[8:25:04 PM] Left server: Aether.


[8:25:25 PM] From OddBird: brb


[8:25:56 PM] From Gun: that's why I'm so gone


[8:26:24 PM] From Gun: you can start with them...have to pick what to train anyways


[8:28:16 PM] From Gun: any way to train LUCK?


[8:28:38 PM] From Aether: ride your bike with a sword out and see if you crash or not


[8:28:42 PM] From Gun: Boggle!


[8:29:27 PM] From Gun: so I play "games" for 4 hours, fine?


[8:29:53 PM] From Aether: give them hell hakai


[8:29:59 PM] From Gun: already did the scan skill


[8:30:50 PM] From Aether: +2 hp for the people who didn't get smart doc'ed?


[8:31:09 PM] From Aether: oh awesomeness


[8:31:42 PM] From Aether: i have no clue what to do since i need money and everyones broke XD


[8:32:14 PM] From Aether: hakai come back and make plans!


[8:32:36 PM] From Gun: ha ha


[8:32:51 PM] From Aether: you ca ntrain at novs camp


[8:33:07 PM] From Gun: train jock stuff or whatever


[8:33:35 PM] To C Gen: sure


[8:35:41 PM] From Aether: yars





[8:36:34 PM] From Hakai:


I love how you hotlinked the items, fex  <3


[8:36:58 PM] From Aether: meso got on teh msn afk for a second


[8:38:37 PM] From Aether: yar no meso tonight





[8:40:25 PM] From Hakai: NEW RULE:
Fexy can't talk until after he reads chat.


[8:40:41 PM] From Gun: 4 hours of "games" with NPC meso ok?


[8:40:48 PM] From Gun: ty bill maher


[8:41:48 PM] From Gun: in other words don't half ass


[8:42:32 PM] From Aether: lame, no IHOP?


[8:42:48 PM] From Aether: exactly, a little diner would make a killing


[8:42:52 PM] From Gun: on Bob's road...no really it's there on a sign


[8:43:13 PM] From Gun: no Jim bob did


[8:43:32 PM] From Gun: -2 hakai


[8:45:07 PM] From Aether: fex can i roll to find something to kill and eat?


[8:45:45 PM] From Gun: brains?


[8:45:46 PM] From Aether: if some redneck who drank half a six pack can find a deer in the woods i think i could


[8:46:05 PM] From Gun: only tribals or lennie could


[8:46:25 PM] From Titan: Just ride with me to the mart at the mall King


[8:47:00 PM] From Titan: Fex, how far to the strip mart?


[8:47:56 PM] From Aether: hakai keys, keys hakai, hakai, hakai, keys plox


[8:48:40 PM] From Aether: * magically finds the key in the ignition of the jetta *


[8:49:58 PM] From Gun: Ramen!


[8:50:21 PM] From Aether: i don't think you can make ramen with a car cigarette lighter gun


[8:50:41 PM] From Gun: they heat them selves now


[8:51:05 PM] From Aether: so fex mall, food, possibly mayhem


[8:51:31 PM] From Gun: PB&Bliss


[8:51:45 PM] From Aether: my pills


[8:51:49 PM] From Gun: yes


[8:53:27 PM] From Aether: moving at the speed of lint


[8:53:49 PM] From Gun: bring us wind jesus


[8:54:45 PM] From Gun: screw it stick to text


[8:54:51 PM] From Titan: clicking again?


[8:55:27 PM] From Titan: Alright I'm just going to stick to typing?


[8:55:40 PM] From Gun: for the best


[8:55:40 PM] From Titan: .*


[8:55:42 PM] Hakai is now muted.


[8:55:51 PM] From Gun: make fex read chat! ;)


[8:56:49 PM] From Aether: i gots no money fex


[8:56:58 PM] From Titan: I'm paying for all


[8:58:42 PM] Hakai is now unmuted.


[8:59:15 PM] From Titan: I keep forgetting sorry.


[8:59:31 PM] From Titan: We better be getting like 5 loafs of bread and like 2 jars of PB and J for that price.


[8:59:53 PM] From Aether: fex did my stuff get put in the jetta when we left bobs?


[8:59:56 PM] From Titan: Will the store accept cards, like from the vatican?


[9:00:04 PM] From Gun: yes


[9:00:36 PM] From Aether: vatican card is accepted pretty much everywhere but weapon shops


[9:00:51 PM] From Gun: and that ended well like all things ;)


[9:01:03 PM] From Titan: So... how much food did we actually get?


[9:01:24 PM] From Gun: DOES AETH HAVE HIS STUFF OR NOT?


[9:01:33 PM] From Titan: FOR 30 DOLLAR!!!!


[9:01:54 PM] From Gun: gas&sips are like that


[9:01:55 PM] From Aether: the carrybag full of my crap i left at bobs fex


[9:02:08 PM] From Aether: mmkay


[9:02:13 PM] From Gun: would've?


[9:02:26 PM] Joined server: Badfish.


[9:02:26 PM] Badfish entered channel.


[9:02:26 PM] From Aether: other than the crap i lost in the cycle crash


[9:02:29 PM] Badfish is now muted.


[9:02:33 PM] From Aether: hey fish


[9:03:03 PM] From Aether: carrybag with deadjim, goggles, tracer crap etc.


[9:03:04 PM] From Gun: got coat, bow, trackers, blah blah


[9:03:22 PM] From Aether: carry bag in bobs


[9:03:36 PM] From Aether: i lost the bow, bike and sword in the cycle crash


[9:03:50 PM] From Aether: mmkay


[9:03:52 PM] From Hakai: We went to Bob's safehouse soley to get his bag of stuff.


[9:04:05 PM] From Gun: wow took like 8 mins for that alone


[9:04:16 PM] From Aether: alright


[9:04:34 PM] From Badfish: nummy


[9:04:53 PM] From Gun: lake


[9:05:02 PM] From Badfish: ok ty


[9:05:32 PM] From Hakai: Where did OB go? : /


[9:05:33 PM] From Badfish: interesting choice of location


[9:07:24 PM] From Badfish: me and aether are apparently going to find a pawnshop and a doctor


[9:07:36 PM] From Gun: namely cuz rave ain't here


[9:10:13 PM] Titan is now muted.


[9:10:45 PM] From Titan: Let it be known that I'm here, but I am muted b/c I can't talk anymore.


[9:11:01 PM] From Badfish: it shall be as you say


[9:11:18 PM] From Aether: i'm driving for that hospital i jumped out of the window from fex


[9:12:37 PM] From Aether: i am driving for the hospital fex


[9:12:47 PM] From Aether: yar


[9:12:57 PM] From Aether: no clue about ob or titan


[9:13:12 PM] From Badfish: badfish hakai


[9:13:12 PM] From Aether: okay no titan...hakai, fishie and i


[9:13:17 PM] From Titan: I'm not going.


[9:13:38 PM] From Aether: yeah


[9:13:54 PM] From Aether: back in 5


[9:14:04 PM] From Titan: While they drive I'm going to sit at camp and train Arcane


[9:14:05 PM] From Gun: 4 hours


[9:14:27 PM] From Gun: it's only meso and I ....you forgot where we were again didn't you


[9:14:51 PM] From Gun: anyways 4 hours playing games with meso for LUCK, ok?


[9:15:19 PM] From Gun: done, cya later for the club ;p


[9:16:56 PM] From Hakai: brb


[9:17:26 PM] From Aether: they're in my pants now foo


[9:17:42 PM] From Aether: you're not dri ving off without us sick girl


[9:19:12 PM] From Aether: /taser fex


[9:20:55 PM] From Gun: punish punish punish


[9:22:55 PM] Hakai is now muted.


[9:23:57 PM] From Gun: kinda light by today's standards eh ;)


[9:25:05 PM] From Badfish: yes


[9:30:28 PM] From Aether: fex, we drive!


[9:31:56 PM] From OddBird: why woudl hakai be dying?


[9:32:05 PM] From Aether: she's sick and i was joking ob


[9:32:16 PM] From OddBird: ah ok. That confused me.


[9:32:34 PM] Hakai is now unmuted.


[9:32:45 PM] From Badfish: wooo take it off


[9:32:57 PM] From Aether: poor hak


[9:33:14 PM] From Aether: whats even worse is fex's lack of chat reading


[9:33:15 PM] From OddBird: and rave blames shin so the circle is complete


[9:33:30 PM] From Aether: seriously do i have text on it?


[9:33:40 PM] From Gun: shit we have rave the FM


[9:33:43 PM] From Badfish: me writes all over aether's face


[9:33:45 PM] From Aether: what's it say? =o


[9:35:50 PM] From Aether: no the jetta fex


[9:35:57 PM] From Badfish: i misread ur sentence


[9:36:31 PM] From Aether: if i'm going down you're coming to save me, thought process from past experience


[9:37:00 PM] From Gun: ha but we came to get you anyways ;p


[9:38:22 PM] From Gun: holy shit voice acting!


[9:39:05 PM] From Gun: hehe OB has $180


[9:39:32 PM] From Aether: if it's just hak and fish we're short and i need to find a pawnshop XD


[9:39:48 PM] From Badfish: i paid his hospital bill


[9:39:51 PM] From Aether: he spent 200 for my hosptial fees


[9:40:04 PM] From Aether: yep


[9:40:05 PM] From Gun: us first


[9:40:12 PM] From Aether: yeah meso first sadly


[9:40:26 PM] From Aether: i owe her like $700 or something


[9:40:30 PM] From Gun: 2k


[9:41:08 PM] From Gun: he's your problem now ;)


[9:42:03 PM] From Aether: well fex you get to figure out how a pawnshop works now


[9:42:14 PM] From Aether: and if i ca neven find on


[9:42:27 PM] From Gun: ok wake OB's ass up


[9:42:40 PM] From Aether: mmkay i try to sell my boostergoggs (220 buying price)


[9:42:45 PM] From Titan: (how long does it take me to train 4 points of Arcane?)


[9:42:54 PM] From OddBird: I'm sitting right here. I need to know what you want my money for before I pony up randomly


[9:43:19 PM] From Gun: everyone has AIDs & ADD


[9:43:25 PM] From Titan: Well I want to train as much as I can with training the way I am, perferably 4 points


[9:44:04 PM] From Aether: rawr stfu and gtfo tell me what they'll give me for my goggles


[9:44:17 PM] From Titan: What you lagged a little fex?


[9:45:09 PM] From Titan: Lol, it's at 4 now, I want to train to 8.


[9:45:12 PM] From Aether: * places the goggles in the box *


[9:45:50 PM] From Aether: i bought them like 2 days ago buddy and never used them they should be in perfect condition


[9:46:31 PM] From Titan: so 26 hours


[9:46:32 PM] From Badfish: 26


[9:46:55 PM] From Titan: I'll just train to 6 for now, then sleep I guess.


[9:47:01 PM] From Aether: awesome they're yours buddy


[9:47:33 PM] From Titan: Do I not have any food left from the mart?


[9:48:04 PM] From Titan: well I'm going to munch on that and see how I fell


[9:48:16 PM] From Titan: personally i love starches


[9:49:16 PM] From Aether: * {King}Aether drives for the impound lot again


[9:50:22 PM] From Aether: so just my bike buddy, no bow or anything?


[9:50:36 PM] From Aether: ah fuck it all


[9:51:05 PM] From Aether: yeah


[9:51:36 PM] From OddBird: it's gun?


[9:51:38 PM] From Badfish: yo, yous guys


[9:51:42 PM] From Titan: (Shouldn't it take Gun 15 hours to train luck, since it takes him 150 ip?)


[9:51:48 PM] From Gun: I don't have a cap


[9:51:56 PM] From Aether: so fex is my bow broken or what?


[9:51:59 PM] From OddBird: mm, good point


[9:52:10 PM] From Gun: 1 point


[9:52:19 PM] From Gun: 3 to 4


[9:52:39 PM] From Titan: oh, well, it confused me, I figured it'd be 3x for stats


[9:52:59 PM] From Aether: any noticable damage on the bike fex?


[9:53:32 PM] From Gun: wht ruin now?


[9:53:46 PM] From Gun: fine not done


[9:53:58 PM] From Gun: wrong ti never happened


[9:54:06 PM] From Badfish: for future reference, will I be able to fix aether's bike without special parts or anything?


[9:54:16 PM] From Titan: Actually I'm not near Gun


[9:54:42 PM] From Badfish: fair enough


[9:56:43 PM] From Titan: Yes, maybe holding casual convo with nov if I can do that and train at the same time.


[9:56:54 PM] From Gun: switch that from luck to schoolin kay?


[9:57:26 PM] From Gun: ....


[9:57:56 PM] From Gun: I'm not confused, I'm disappointed


[9:58:41 PM] From Aether: fex did novice get that safehouse thing from his gang?


[9:59:13 PM] From Aether: one sec i gotta look it up again


[9:59:40 PM] From Aether: neopioneer house in his yogang thing


[10:00:22 PM] From Aether: he has it as a gang item which makes shit weird with him not here


[10:01:03 PM] From Gun: trained my schoolin on a v-term or w/e for 4 hours, went from 3 to 4, luck never happened


[10:02:16 PM] From Titan: Training....


[10:02:17 PM] From Gun: think this whole lot does that a lot


[10:02:32 PM] From Titan: Who do you think you're calling three


[10:03:24 PM] From Badfish: they're called nipples ob


[10:03:29 PM] From Aether: nothing wrong with a butterface, paper bags cure that


[10:03:42 PM] From Gun: don't forget the glue


[10:03:45 PM] From Badfish: I call it, "Fish's pleasure bag"


[10:03:55 PM] From Aether: we're desciding, it looks like novs camp


[10:05:27 PM] Titan is now unmuted.


[10:05:27 PM] Titan is now muted.


[10:05:33 PM] Titan is now unmuted.


[10:05:38 PM] From Aether: someone on a vterm told us about it


[10:05:42 PM] From Badfish: we're going to start heading to bob's safehouse. we'll stop on the way, once we get out of the city, and i'll take a look at the bike. That's what we're doing now.


[10:05:49 PM] From Aether: when the one they were at got raided


[10:06:14 PM] From Badfish: look at chat, its all explained


[10:06:15 PM] From Titan: Yes he does


[10:06:22 PM] From Aether: fishie might get in rofl


[10:06:56 PM] From Badfish: aether will not be showing his face there i hope


[10:06:58 PM] From Titan: Are training times decreased when using real training machines or are they the same?


[10:07:00 PM] From Aether: i went batshit but the rest of you should be fine


[10:07:05 PM] From Gun: don't care for anyone really, only hakai has a chance


[10:07:22 PM] From Aether: it's with them, then i hide in the jetta


[10:07:29 PM] From Gun: and that's the wimp's fault ;)


[10:07:41 PM] From Badfish: regardless, we're going to stop once we leave the city so i can take a look at the bike.


[10:07:46 PM] From Titan: Yes, I know.......


[10:07:47 PM] From Aether: the whimp who was set to -2 hp?


[10:07:58 PM] From Gun: no flick


[10:08:08 PM] From Aether: i guess, listen to fish


[10:08:15 PM] From Badfish: is bob's place in the city?


[10:08:22 PM] From Badfish: ok i didn't know that


[10:08:25 PM] From Aether: i'm on my bike fish is driving the jetta


[10:08:35 PM] From Badfish: we should find an alley where I can take a look at the bike


[10:09:09 PM] From Gun: what a weird bald kid


[10:09:52 PM] From Badfish: yes


[10:10:16 PM] From Badfish: motherfucking rolled a 1


[10:10:31 PM] From Badfish: another fucking 1!


[10:10:38 PM] From Gun: that's good


[10:10:49 PM] From Hakai: he's taking novice's place xD


[10:10:56 PM] From Badfish: goddamn i have the worst fucking luck


[10:11:07 PM] From Aether: a 1 o na fumble is good


[10:11:18 PM] From Gun: not even close on worse luck here ;)


[10:11:38 PM] From Aether: if you rolled a 10 on the fumble i'd have had to kill you then eat you


[10:11:50 PM] From Badfish: oh the 2nd roll was a fumble?


[10:12:18 PM] From Badfish: well neato


[10:12:46 PM] From Aether: well fishie work faster =p (you too fex)


[10:13:12 PM] From Badfish: 17...


[10:14:12 PM] From Gun: aeth's pants


[10:16:35 PM] From Badfish: can i get bike lube at roadtech at the mall?


[10:16:47 PM] From Hakai: () So. What happens to the items of people that quit?


[10:16:51 PM] Titan is now muted.


[10:17:16 PM] From Aether: eff him in the a with an unlubricated strap on hak!


[10:17:32 PM] From Badfish: How far would It take to walk


[10:17:38 PM] From Badfish: how long rather


[10:17:50 PM] From Hakai: we can go since OB and I aren't doing a damned thing lol


[10:18:19 PM] From Gun: vampire babies


[10:20:17 PM] From OddBird: () password: boobs


[10:20:22 PM] From Gun: then do shit


[10:22:22 PM] From Badfish: i'm going to take another look at the bike to see if i missed anything. doesn't matter i rolled 18 which probably wont change anything.


[10:22:56 PM] From Titan: yes?


[10:22:57 PM] From Aether: fish you know 8 + 8 + 4 = 20 right?


[10:23:09 PM] From Badfish: my int is 6


[10:23:14 PM] From Aether: it's based off Tech


[10:23:20 PM] From Badfish: i'm a retard


[10:23:26 PM] From Titan: They will have their own jokes from now, ok Hakai?


[10:23:28 PM] From Badfish: change that roll to 20 fex, does that change anything?


[10:23:51 PM] From OddBird: Viola! I updated my CGen picture to cover the lost hair / radioactive shampooing incident. http://www.defhoboz.biz/wiki/File:30609.JPG


[10:24:08 PM] From Badfish: calling hak


[10:24:24 PM] From Gun: very jason


[10:24:41 PM] From Aether: i missheard the link and thought it said " slash fucking slash "


[10:24:52 PM] From Gun: or photoshop to be side by side


[10:25:40 PM] From Gun: for once he has an excuse we can accept


[10:26:50 PM] From Badfish: left the audience wanting more.


[10:26:51 PM] From Aether: maybe defhoboz is russian for "bot paradise"


[10:27:53 PM] From Titan: make sure it's as big as his leg


[10:28:49 PM] From Titan: I'm training, Gun's training.


[10:29:19 PM] From Badfish: aether starts his bike, how does it sound?


[10:29:24 PM] From Gun: chico is mindless now


[10:29:52 PM] From Gun: trick question got ya bitch!


[10:30:15 PM] From Badfish: once you feng shui it, it shouldn't be too bad!


[10:31:28 PM] From Badfish: aether started his bike, how does it sound?


[10:31:38 PM] From Gun: like a fucking bike


[10:31:44 PM] From Aether: and afterwards i look for a dmpster fex


[10:31:57 PM] From Badfish: gun i would tell you to suck my balls but we all know what you would say


[10:32:07 PM] From Gun: whip em out


[10:32:34 PM] From Aether: fex fish demands engine sounds and i demand a dumpster


[10:32:54 PM] From Badfish: thirsty for BLOOD


[10:33:01 PM] From Gun: have some of hakai's cumshake


[10:33:11 PM] From Badfish: HA


[10:33:20 PM] From Aether: it's why i keep some i nmy drawer hak


[10:33:39 PM] From Gun: ...wow


[10:34:03 PM] From Badfish: find the kid that smells like dog poo


[10:34:06 PM] From Hakai: brb


[10:34:25 PM] From Gun: 4


[10:34:36 PM] From Gun: yes, it's been done


[10:35:00 PM] From OddBird: don't you mouth off to me or I'll slap you right in your penis.


[10:35:22 PM] From Titan: It doesn't feel good either


[10:35:26 PM] From Badfish: HA ob


[10:35:32 PM] From Aether: just don' punch hakai in the tit


[10:35:36 PM] From Titan: Yeah, it's from the old creep guy OB.


[10:36:12 PM] From Badfish: I can impersonate herbert really well


[10:37:24 PM] From Hakai: back


[10:37:41 PM] From Badfish: whoop his ass


[10:38:12 PM] From Gun: punish punish punish


[10:38:29 PM] From Gun: 1) need a piano box


[10:38:31 PM] From Badfish: i know how to build a soi soi soi soi


[10:38:56 PM] From Badfish: lol ob


[10:39:02 PM] From Aether: a light falls from the ceiling onto perron


[10:39:14 PM] From Badfish: i'm laughing pretty hard here


[10:39:23 PM] From Gun: that would be his first bright idea


[10:40:17 PM] From Gun: 16


[10:41:00 PM] From Titan: So, just tell me when 11 hours is up fex.


[10:41:16 PM] From Badfish: 4 hours


[10:41:23 PM] From Badfish: 7 hours left titan


[10:41:25 PM] From Titan: and if I get hungry, I guess I'll walk to mart.


[10:41:37 PM] From Badfish: come to me and i'll slingshot food into your mouth


[10:41:45 PM] From Gun: +2 fish


[10:41:59 PM] From Aether: can he roll a 40 to catch that?


[10:42:09 PM] From Badfish: no, but i can roll a 40 to shoot it!


[10:42:19 PM] From Gun: 16!


[10:42:29 PM] From Badfish: what if we BOTH rolled 40s? Would the universe implode and be replaced by something bright and glorious? I think so.


[10:42:51 PM] From Gun: a giant om nom nom sammich


[10:42:58 PM] From Aether: fex was there a dumpster in our alley?


[10:43:11 PM] From Badfish: no, where me and aether are


[10:43:12 PM] From Aether: where my bike is


[10:43:39 PM] From Badfish: my char wouldn't call hakai for at least another 10 minutes aeth


[10:43:58 PM] From Aether: i was just gonna look for dumpster clothes anyways


[10:44:03 PM] From Badfish: mmmmm]


[10:44:21 PM] From Hakai: () I need another favor from you after the session ^_^


[10:44:34 PM] From OddBird: THAT'S RIGHT HUMP HER LEG BRIAN


[10:45:14 PM] To Hakai: () OMG hakai very risque!


[10:45:55 PM] From Aether: i'm waiting for ob and hakai to come back -.-


[10:46:27 PM] From Aether: i her you


[10:46:40 PM] From Aether: no rofl


[10:47:05 PM] From Titan: rofl sounds like raffle


[10:47:25 PM] From Titan: and waffle


[10:47:41 PM] From Aether: rofl my waffles roflcopter swa swa swa swa swa


[10:47:41 PM] From Titan: I having a rofl waffle raffle.


[10:47:58 PM] From Badfish: WE are not amused!


[10:48:11 PM] From Titan: But I am BF, :P


[10:48:18 PM] From Badfish: who you callin boldface


[10:49:03 PM] From Aether: fex would raping someone in the ass require a grapple roll from behind?


[10:49:10 PM] From Titan: I'm eating peanut butter and it's delicious, nom nom nom


[10:49:27 PM] From Badfish: me hands hak a pb sammich


[10:49:38 PM] From Hakai: /me dies


[10:49:40 PM] From Badfish: it eats the sandwich!


[10:49:53 PM] From Gun: /me pulls out chico


[10:49:55 PM] From Aether: it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again


[10:51:20 PM] From Titan: OB becomes a temp squat from practice?


[10:51:29 PM] From Gun: wild green sock puppet appear! "Nice hair."


[10:51:55 PM] From Gun: then he catches you in a pokeball


[10:53:43 PM] From Aether: we should totally find my yogang =P


[10:54:34 PM] From Aether: alright fex i call up my violents and ask


[10:55:29 PM] From Gun: faggots aren't made...they are born....at the gym


[10:55:39 PM] From Aether: asking the violents if they know a good squtting place


[10:56:24 PM] From OddBird: Gun, the insinuation that homosexuality starts at birth insinuates that there are GAY BABIES


[10:56:37 PM] From Aether: alright, we got raped by some corpsec at our last place i'l lgiveyo ua yell i fwe find one


[10:56:37 PM] From OddBird: are you really a proponent of GAY BABIES


[10:56:38 PM] From Gun: and they cry at night


[10:57:03 PM] From OddBird: I hope your babies are born gay.


[10:57:16 PM] From Gun: dress better than you


[10:57:17 PM] From OddBird: and then when they grow up, they will have "been gay"!


[10:57:25 PM] From Badfish: HA


[10:57:25 PM] From Titan: Well I chose to be straight in third grade, I thought everyone did that.


[10:57:49 PM] From Gun: have to sign a sheet now


[10:58:04 PM] From OddBird: it was never a decision for me. I was like mm boobs and it's been pretty much that way ever since


[10:58:36 PM] From Gun: asses can look like boobs....suck my ass! ;)


[10:59:56 PM] From Titan: Let me think, I'm training.


[11:00:04 PM] From Badfish: calling hak


[11:00:06 PM] From Aether: come back to fishie and me hak =P


[11:00:13 PM] From Gun: should I roll something to get info on a safehouse?


[11:01:11 PM] From Gun: watch his chat be idle again ;p


[11:03:14 PM] From Gun: no asking


[11:03:26 PM] From Gun: like easedropping I dunno


[11:03:39 PM] From Gun: put some luck to it! ;p


[11:04:18 PM] From Gun: 14


[11:04:25 PM] From Aether: need blooder for that she speaks neo-rasta


[11:07:11 PM] From Titan: so it's easier


[11:07:13 PM] Titan left channel.


[11:07:30 PM] Titan moved in by Verifex.


[11:07:32 PM] From Titan: before it could be like 15 words out of a hundred mispelled, now it can be 20


[11:07:53 PM] From Titan: Was that just an accident fex?


[11:08:33 PM] From Gun: /me jizzs cough drops in hakai's cup and watches it fizz alchyselsir style


[11:10:52 PM] From Gun: don't we know it


[11:12:56 PM] From Gun: he went 3rd grade on us i c wha u did thur


[11:18:12 PM] From Titan: Yeah i know, but I really needed to get my arcane up.


[11:21:16 PM] From Gun: into the warzone


[11:21:34 PM] From Aether: and ofcourse, i'm on my bike following because i'm not sure which is more safe me or ob driving


[11:25:57 PM] From Gun: to make my side more interesting, how about having me roll w/e each hour here to catch wind of a safehouse, which is only 3 hours btw


[11:26:41 PM] From Gun: 26


[11:26:52 PM] From Gun: knew the ten was in there somewhere


[11:27:28 PM] From Hakai: LMAO: "it doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass"


[11:29:23 PM] From Titan: hak, I answered in chat btw


[11:31:58 PM] From Aether: all the edgerunners sold the bodys for parts =P


[11:33:10 PM] From Gun: roll again ;)


[11:33:54 PM] From Titan: Hey fex you should roll a percent chance for someone being behind him and rear ending hime


[11:34:06 PM] From Gun: that would be aeth


[11:34:13 PM] From Aether: i'm behind him, and at a safe distance


[11:34:25 PM] From Aether: 11 year old driver = not following close


[11:34:26 PM] From Titan: but it would be HILARIOUS


[11:34:36 PM] From Aether: i stop behind the car fex


[11:36:55 PM] From Badfish: i'm not really comfortable not being chased


[11:37:03 PM] From Gun: ahhh no tollbooth this time


[11:37:08 PM] From Aether: if that happens run them over and take their stuff


[11:38:34 PM] From Gun: gay baby


[11:39:11 PM] From Gun: your stem cells are rotten so I will not eat you


[11:41:08 PM] From Gun: snakes


[11:41:42 PM] From Gun: hmm?


[11:42:17 PM] From Gun: aka snake


[11:43:45 PM] From Badfish: smartgoggles, infrared


[11:46:32 PM] From Titan: who the f is wilbur?


[11:46:39 PM] From Gun: aeth could crowbar scout ;)


[11:46:51 PM] From Aether: aeth could sit and watch...then smash


[11:47:53 PM] From Aether: burning down the house~


[11:47:59 PM] From Gun: so you remember for later fex, the GenSpeak was 26


[11:48:15 PM] From Gun: good boi~


[11:52:16 PM] From Gun: dam gay vamp babies


[11:52:20 PM] From Badfish: wait, what?


[11:52:39 PM] From Badfish: ive been here... noone's really under attack right? I though i missed something


[11:52:53 PM] From Badfish: ah.


[11:53:40 PM] From Badfish: how old do they appear


[11:54:05 PM] From Aether: yes


[11:54:13 PM] From Gun: dead dumpster buddies


[11:55:05 PM] From Aether: &50 each woot


[11:55:48 PM] From Badfish: i can read datachips on my goggles, right? Says they have full virtuality


[11:56:00 PM] From Gun: not like that


[11:56:14 PM] From Gun: also depends mainly on the type


[11:57:15 PM] From Gun: nope


[11:57:18 PM] From Badfish: no, he's training


[11:57:24 PM] From Aether: no titan is training in the middle of nowhere wit hnov


[11:57:31 PM] From Hakai: /me ish back--sorry


[11:58:01 PM] From Aether: gah i'm tired


[11:58:22 PM] From Gun: speaking of interact, fex we can do me asking "Are you guys talking about a party?" another time


[11:59:19 PM] From Gun: "Hey what's with that mess?"


[11:59:41 PM] From Gun: "I got some smash man we can make this happen."


[12:00:07 AM] From Gun: "You code?"


[12:00:19 AM] From Gun: "Like a hacker."


[12:00:48 AM] From Badfish: ha


[12:00:58 AM] From Gun: "Yeah dude but I need a place to crash to get smashed."


[12:01:02 AM] From Aether: "wanna go have some gay sex and bitch about the party we can't go to"


[12:01:27 AM] From Badfish: do these bodies stink?


[12:02:03 AM] From Gun: "Dunno what's with these snobs here...you know them?


[12:02:09 AM] From Hakai: () did you ever get my CM?


[12:02:53 AM] From Aether: my eyesight is starting to go from tiredness / being sick. i think i'm out


[12:03:22 AM] From Gun: indeed should save my side for CM/PM


[12:03:24 AM] From Badfish: ha


[12:03:38 AM] From Gun: muahahaha had to do it


[12:03:47 AM] From Aether: see ya folks sunday


[12:03:54 AM] Left server: Aether.


[12:03:54 AM] From Gun: well aeth did all the work


[12:04:11 AM] From Gun: w/e work there was


[12:04:26 AM] From Gun: yep, enjoy the new house


[12:05:05 AM] From OddBird: btw, aeth just looted gun...I cleared the barricade, drove...fux you :)


[12:05:12 AM] From Badfish: i shall bid you all adieu


[12:05:24 AM] Left server: Badfish.


[12:05:25 AM] From Gun: he already knows them


[12:06:09 AM] From Gun: which is why we(I!) never took the place


[12:06:35 AM] From Gun: you lie


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