0078 CB CyberGen Session

- server grants op status to Verifex

Users in room 'RPG Room':

    State_Champs_09

    Verifex

    [CB1]Gun

    illetirate

    {King}Aether

<[CB1]Gun> if your 40 mins early does that mean we start on time? ;p

<State_Champs_09> lol

<Verifex> hahaha yes it also means we end 40 min early!

<[CB1]Gun> woot!

* [CB1]Gun does a happy dance

* State_Champs_09 opens a beer and hands Gun one

<State_Champs_09> Time to celebrate

<[CB1]Gun> but I'm already Smashed ;p

<{King}Aether> that's actually awesome fex =P

<[CB1]Gun> or would be if true

<{King}Aether> yar

* {King}Aether scores a crit on fex with his +2 masterwork darkwood longspear

<[CB1]Gun> darkwood rules....

<{King}Aether> not really it just cuts weight...

<[CB1]Gun> and that rules

<{King}Aether> yeah but would have prefered crystal...

<{King}Aether> harder to sunder and can't rust >_<

<[CB1]Gun> thing about that is I wouldn't use it in fear of cracks ;)

<State_Champs_09> I would have prefered Daedric.

* [CB1]Gun flings china

<{King}Aether> crystal has 2.5x the hp <_<

<{King}Aether> my druid is freaking horrible though i got crap rolls and only have 12 con

<{King}Aether> well not crap i got a 31 point build...

<State_Champs_09> What are you guys talking about?

<illetirate> gun

<{King}Aether> i'm bored and talking about D&D

<illetirate> you know they are shutting down goatse.cx right?

<State_Champs_09> What's con in D&D?

<[CB1]Gun> out of boredom I'm rolling what I get hehe...Masterwork +2 heavy crossbow

<{King}Aether> lawls we just rolled for starting gold....

<{King}Aether> and i found the spear.....by using the best life lesson ever

<{King}Aether> always loot the bodys of your foes

<[CB1]Gun> I'll use  that this day!

<{King}Aether> victorys fanfare will shine upon me =P

<[CB1]Gun> it's not a lesson...it's a compulsion

<State_Champs_09> What level are you King?

<State_Champs_09> My cons only 10.

<{King}Aether> level 5 now

<State_Champs_09> I'm level 8.

<{King}Aether> i'm in two games level 1 in the other with just a plain crappy longspear

<State_Champs_09> Do you play online?

<{King}Aether> what class? XD

<{King}Aether> no rofl i play message board D&D

<State_Champs_09> I a Elven Ranger

<State_Champs_09> I play with some of my RL friends

<illetirate> forum board D&D?

<{King}Aether> yeah tal

<illetirate> can i play?

<[CB1]Gun> has a neat char page too

<{King}Aether> our game is full atm

<{King}Aether> i can show you the forum if you want...

<illetirate> okay

<illetirate> nah

<{King}Aether> the DM pretty much filled up the game and got a few people to do the npc elves....

<{King}Aether> people who take monster classes annoy me with their OPness

<[CB1]Gun> can't do that with us....be naked stripper vulcans everywhere

<[CB1]Gun> sliding down longspears ;p

<{King}Aether> people who play shri'keen piss me off >_<

<State_Champs_09> Well in our game, we just killed a Lych and someone serving the the god Raven is trying to kill us.

<State_Champs_09> We burned down a whole town, and I guess that made her mad.

<{King}Aether> lawls in the noob game we're taking a dead elf to a burial mound conveniently in a noob dungeon

<State_Champs_09> We gained 4 levels though :).

<[CB1]Gun> got a fame system with that?

<{King}Aether> and the level 5 we're about to get slaughtered by some dwarves....

<{King}Aether> i had a RL game going but 2 of the people are busy....

<illetirate> wanna play a game on here?

<illetirate> like on tuesdays?

<[CB1]Gun> you go nuts in those games too? ;p

<State_Champs_09> Yeah, there's 5 people in our campaign, and we just play on the weekend when we can.

<{King}Aether> no gun chaotic neutral bard in that, i hide get kills of opportunity, buff and loot

<[CB1]Gun> so same thing eh

<State_Champs_09> Lol, our entire group is chaotic evil, b/c we destroyed a town, and murdered a family in their sleep.

<{King}Aether> nah i can't go all bloodlust because of the light armor needed

<[CB1]Gun> that would do it

<[CB1]Gun> got a nercomancer?

<[CB1]Gun> nerdco*mancer ;p

<{King}Aether> we burned down a small village....but helped some paladins....

<[CB1]Gun> think I told you what I did in meso's game besides fuck goats

<{King}Aether> i tend to throw alchemist fire at everything

<State_Champs_09> We like burning down building with people in it.

<[CB1]Gun> dirty pyros

<State_Champs_09> Two people in our party have repulsion armor, and we just have dragon borns breathe lightning on the ground

<{King}Aether> i tossed a 20gp flask of alch fire at a sewer rat at level 12 XD

<State_Champs_09> It works great, they can't even get to the door.

<[CB1]Gun> lol aeth

<State_Champs_09> Is nov in here?

<{King}Aether> if you go bard...causeing property damage is like your main goal....

<{King}Aether> not yet titan

<[CB1]Gun> thought making money was yours

<{King}Aether> nope, sympathetic  vibration is mine =P

<[CB1]Gun> buy a brothel and burn it down for insurance ;p

<{King}Aether> symp vibration is fun by the time you can actually cast it it's 16 turns of 2d10 daamge on a building

<[CB1]Gun> and you only go for houses? get creative!

<{King}Aether> no, walls too

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<MesoinLove> Never!

* MesoinLove lurks.

<{King}Aether> it has to be a freestanding structure

<{King}Aether> and it takes 10 minutes to cast....

<[CB1]Gun> bring down a tower on a stable before setting it aflame!

<{King}Aether> and pish

* {King}Aether shadowwalks into meso and tosses her into the room

<[CB1]Gun> eeewwwww

<Verifex> hmm intereting..

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<{King}Aether> ?

<Verifex> hey dh

<DH> hi

* {King}Aether pokes fex with a stick

<Verifex> I'm busy working my magic..

<[CB1]Gun> lies

<State_Champs_09> Verifex = Harry Potter ???

<{King}Aether> oh yeah fex what was the status of meso gun and i

<[CB1]Gun> down and out still

<State_Champs_09> Tal you still here?

<illetirate> no

<[CB1]Gun> oh DH I'll give you 20k to kill aeth ;)

<State_Champs_09> You know you spelled your name wrong right?

<State_Champs_09> I hope that was meant as a joke/

<[CB1]Gun> that's the joke

<illetirate> it is the joke

<State_Champs_09> Ok.

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- server grants op status to novice

<{King}Aether> hey nov

<novice> Hi

<illetirate> hey nov

<Verifex> The status?

<illetirate> status?

<Verifex> You are all in limbo, as I need to work out what hakai and OB do when you come back.

<{King}Aether> yar we all got beat up, you let gun live and i got pinned then tasered to unconciousness because the rolls would have taken forever

<{King}Aether> but awesome

<[CB1]Gun> OB uses the potty for the first time and hakai makes up a plan to mow the yard poorly

<{King}Aether> while i hiss get this thing off of me i have candy?

<[CB1]Gun> ha mud stomp for bliss like IRL

<[CB1]Gun> "Take his shoes!"

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<{King}Aether> best version of litte red riding hood btw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKbWdgW6sD8

<[CB1]Gun> rofl

<[CB1]Gun> fex broke hoboz again

<{King}Aether> di you use the new link gun?

<{King}Aether> http://www.defhoboz.biz/wiki/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal

<[CB1]Gun> nvm was only an error for a sec

<{King}Aether> works faster for me

<DH> your mom broke hoboz

<novice> brb

<Verifex> hey

<Verifex> why do you say that Gun?

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<[CB1]Gun> there was an error for a sec is why

<[CB1]Gun> nvm tho as only lasted for a sec

<Verifex> did you see the new link to the wiKI?

<[CB1]Gun> yes

<[CB1]Gun> am looking at it now ;p

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<{King}Aether> somehow the 1 for theifstuff on my page got turned into a link XD

<[CB1]Gun> so what happened to aeth's bow? ;)

<Mistgun> Hay bitches.

<{King}Aether> hey umm...person

<[CB1]Gun> it's snake

<{King}Aether> oh

<{King}Aether> he turned into a fairytale noob huh

<[CB1]Gun> better Q&A would be "waht does aeth still have?"

<{King}Aether> my bow is with the bag that has my shit

<{King}Aether> everything but the bike, armorjacket and swor

<{King}Aether> d

<{King}Aether> actually wait...i was wearing the bow when i crashed

<[CB1]Gun> you must pay for ruining books on tape collection!

<{King}Aether> so umm...the bow is on the not around anymore list

<deifeln2> DH

<deifeln2> pms

<DH> ?

<[CB1]Gun> nasty bitch

<{King}Aether> if i die you can't get my bike

<[CB1]Gun> duh can't get it now either

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<{King}Aether> can if i turn unsilver

<State_Champs_09> (sorry about that guys, my computer restarted itself)

<[CB1]Gun> only thing I could get is tracers, hypo, and a flasher coat

<{King}Aether> probably get my bow back too if it didn't break

<{King}Aether> meso might be able to repair the jacket but it would probably be ar 4

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<[CB1]Gun> that jacket belongs on a hobo

<novice> why isn't anyone even in mumble

<novice> I know we always start late... and the simpsons is new... but sheesh

<[CB1]Gun> heh

<{King}Aether> but yeah just tracking equipment, goggles a drug analyser and an air hypo left

<[CB1]Gun> meso could use those after you busted her face

<{King}Aether> the goggles rofl?

<[CB1]Gun> yeah hide the eye shadow ;p

<{King}Aether> and i totally didn't bust her face unless there was ATT damage =P

<[CB1]Gun> don't encourage fex

<Verifex> hang on k guys, GF wants to watch simpsons with me

<Verifex> it's almost over

<[CB1]Gun> +2 nov

<State_Champs_09> nov pm

<State_Champs_09> ()*

<{King}Aether> so the question is if hakai, fex and the person with hakai let the killing happened what to i remake as, squat/hobo or goth

<DH> go with Jesus

<[CB1]Gun> squat would be best for you hands down

<[CB1]Gun> goth would fight with most the group

<[CB1]Gun> not like meso has a reason to like you now ;)

<{King}Aether> yeah but the goth would also have a ton of cool and an ability to help us avoid fights

<{King}Aether> meso totally got pwned by fex, not me

<[CB1]Gun> very very true but I wonder about the power ;)

<[CB1]Gun> neme used the staredown only once I think and the adult pissed and ran

<novice> what's the new wiki url again?

<{King}Aether> well hakai might have got scout since she swallowed her puke

<[CB1]Gun> thought jammer

<{King}Aether> maybe

<{King}Aether> but i think in the loing run fex knew i would die

<{King}Aether> jammer would be nice for a beaver

<[CB1]Gun> think the pills were to keep you playing that char ;)

<[CB1]Gun> extremely nice, in fact I foresaw this to be!

<{King}Aether> i was already going through withdrawal

<{King}Aether> so if i didn't pop them i wouldn't have been addicted XD

<[CB1]Gun> dude if you want to die we can always do zobo

<{King}Aether> do zobos even really have the ref to hit us

<[CB1]Gun> hell that's where I planned to dump you

<[CB1]Gun> they got like -4 h2h pen maybe...but if they grapple or fall on you it's to their advantage

<[CB1]Gun> only guessing and they hit blooder's char

<{King}Aether> to grapple the ystill need to beat my ref+sf roll XD

<[CB1]Gun> if fex posted it, I was dog piled in ZB1 ;)

<{King}Aether> rofl, fun

<illetirate> so?

<novice> Where did my char page go again?

<illetirate> whats up yo?

<{King}Aether> it's on http://www.defhoboz.biz/wiki/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal isn't it nov?

<{King}Aether> fex changed the wiki's url a little

<Verifex> just remove the index.php from the url

<Verifex> ok back

<[CB1]Gun> think only DH or I would kill you...unless snake wants 20k ;p

<{King}Aether> when was the last time snake even played?

<novice> I seem to be getting an error trying to access my page

<[CB1]Gun> KGCB = Kom'on Gimme Cash Bitch

<{King}Aether> hmm yea hsomeone seems to have broke your page

<Verifex> what?

<novice> my...page...is...teh...broked

<{King}Aether> novs page get's an sql error fex

<[CB1]Gun> guess it's the same I got before

<[CB1]Gun> http://defhoboz.biz/wiki/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal

<[CB1]Gun> not loading now

<Verifex> hmmm.. let me see

<deifeln2> it's loading fine for me

<{King}Aether> actually there sem to be sql errors everywhere

<[CB1]Gun> ok it's good again

<{King}Aether> on the char pages

<State_Champs_09> loading for me

<[CB1]Gun> loading slow

<[CB1]Gun> A database query syntax error has occurred. This may indicate a bug in the software. The last attempted database query was: (SQL query hidden)

<{King}Aether> i had my page pulled up a long time ago but yeah everytime i try to open someone elses i get the database error

<[CB1]Gun> from within function "SMW::getSMWPageID". MySQL returned error "1267: Illegal mix of collations (latin1_bin,IMPLICIT) and (utf8_general_ci,COERCIBLE) for operation '=' (localhost)".

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<deifeln3> brb

<Verifex> yes yes, ok I fixed it

<novice> char images show up now... nice

<[CB1]Gun> got here 40 mins early but still 40 mins late

* Verifex was playing with it to put some automated stuff in there, but that can wait for a another day

<[CB1]Gun> work that magic ;p

<deifeln3> late? as if you guys ever start at 10

* illetirate is about to design a webpage for a local automechanic

<[CB1]Gun> no fex got in early

<deifeln3> we're still only 80% through shitaround hour

<deifeln3> um, we're not started, are we

<novice> not ever close

<deifeln3> thought so

<Verifex> well I'd like to start, is everyone here?

<[CB1]Gun> yes

<State_Champs_09> everyone who's anyone

<State_Champs_09> except some loser's not in mumble

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<State_Champs_09> ahhh there he is

<[CB1]Gun> MESO

<MesoinLove> (What?)

<[CB1]Gun> (we needed you in mumble)

<MesoinLove> (why for?)

<deifeln3> (into parentheticals I assume)

<[CB1]Gun> (dunno)

<{King}Aether> (since fex is talking to you and hak i assume ob XD)

* deifeln3 addresses the nearest kid "What happened to them?"

<[CB1]Gun> (*dream slaps meso)

* deifeln2 wanders in and looks around in shock

<MesoinLove> (I dun feel like talking, sorry)

BadFish has joined the room.

<[CB1]Gun> (welcome)

<BadFish> What happened here?

<[CB1]Gun> (summary: aeth popped pills and tore ass around the place)

<{King}Aether> (i totally won)

<BadFish> (WAY TO GO lol)

<[CB1]Gun> (fex won)

<[CB1]Gun> (aeth literally was not there ;)

<{King}Aether> (my stats, fex's actions)

* deifeln2 walks up to Perron and the other guy

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<MesoinLove> (afk and ya'll need to move the show along, srsly.)

<[CB1]Gun> (don't stay gone we have to wake up soon)

<[CB1]Gun> (goodness the only ppl who get things "done" are out like lights ;)

<{King}Aether> (where's larry the cable guy when you need him)

<[CB1]Gun> (rave is that)

<deifeln3> (we could move the show along. I asked fex 2x now what we're doing with aether. I just don't feel like continually asking.)

<State_Champs_09> (you mean "git 'er done)

<State_Champs_09> (hak's computer time just got moved to 12 instead of 11 that's all.)

<[CB1]Gun> (daylight savings must be hell for her)

* deifeln2 walks in the room where Bob and Carrie are

* deifeln2 glances around

<deifeln2> (lol)

<deifeln2> (shut up, AG.  I was doing it for you guys.  It's not like I was having a problem with my computer this time)

<State_Champs_09> (lol, somebody's slow tonight, that was like 5 minutes ago)

<MesoinLove> (Isn't it funny that fexy ignores chat?)

<[CB1]Gun> (not anymore)

<MesoinLove> (god I hate mumble)

<DH> (unless im on it Meso

<MesoinLove> (Eh.)

<[CB1]Gun> (+2 DH)

<deifeln2> Wait...so then where's Perron?

* BadFish grumbles "Perron is an AQUAINTANCE."

<[CB1]Gun> (he's locked out)

<deifeln2> (duh, but my character doesn't know yet)

<deifeln2> Well, is he coming back in?

<deifeln2> Well.  Are you going to take care of Bob and Carrie if we leave?

<deifeln2> or are they out too?

<[CB1]Gun> (duh)

<deifeln2> (shut up, Gun)

<[CB1]Gun> (neva)

<BadFish> Psycho doesn't even begin to describe Aether

<deifeln2> That's fine.  But I think we might need the auto-doc more than them right now in case he goes Berzerk again.  You guys have anything to treat him

<deifeln2> Well.  Then can they at least rest here long enough to fully recover?

<[CB1]Gun> (it's my fucking doc!)

<BadFish> I'm not sure why we don't just keep him in the dumpster. I'm not saying just leave him, but it WOULD restrain him...

<deifeln3> (you're a little too KO'd to object)

<deifeln2> (plus we have psycho guy in our car)

<deifeln3> (dumpster right now.)

<deifeln2> Well.  Since we have the megaviolent who's all spazzed out right now in dream world, I really think we'd better take it.  You guys have the mall nearby...

* deifeln2 walks over to grab it

<[CB1]Gun> (bitch!)

<deifeln2> (whatever, you guys are sleeping!!)

* deifeln2 waves goodbye and thanks them and apologizes for Aether

* BadFish follows hakai

<MesoinLove> (jerk, didn't grab that for her, fishie.)

<deifeln2> (lol)

* deifeln2 heads back out to find Perron

<MesoinLove> (So we are being kept here? Or taken out?)

<[CB1]Gun> (kept here)

<deifeln2> (kept there.  I'd take you but we don't have room in the car)

<[CB1]Gun> (everyone else left and took my doc)

<BadFish> (i'm not her friggin butler

<BadFish> )

<deifeln2> Perron...they said you're untying Perron?

<MesoinLove> (Obviously not a genleman either.)

* novice leaves watch to go tell Titan to call the Such a Bust crew

<deifeln2> Um.  why are you -standing- on him?

<deifeln2> Aether*

<BadFish> Why are you untying him for that matter?

<{King}Aether> (he climbed mount violent apparently)

* State_Champs_09 calls Hakai, "Hey what's the hold up"

* novice (goes to find his kombucha)

<[CB1]Gun> (+2 aeth)

* deifeln2 answers

<deifeln2> Hi

<deifeln2> we've ran into a slight problem, but we're good now

<deifeln2> we're heading out that way soon

<deifeln2> you need anything from the mall before we go?

<State_Champs_09> "Well that's good, take your time, me and nov can wait all freaking day out here"

<BadFish> Tell titan I said hi!

<deifeln2> Well...what else were you planning...?

<State_Champs_09> "one sec"

<deifeln2> Anwyay, Badfish says hello

<State_Champs_09> Nov, do you need anything from the mall?

<BadFish> (that should have been tell ARTEMIS i said hi, sorry)

<State_Champs_09> "Nope we don't need anything from the mall, see you in a litte bit"

* BadFish shrugs at Perron. "Okay."

* deifeln2 tells Perron to wait a sec while covering the phone

<deifeln2> Alright.  See you soon

* deifeln2 hangs up

* deifeln2 turns to Perron and Aether and climbs over to help.

<deifeln2> I want to tie him up and put him in the trunk just in case

<novice> So they still aren't on their way?

<deifeln2> (lol)

<BadFish> Reminds me of when I used to dumpsterdive as a little kid.

* novice (smiles at the sour green tea water)

<deifeln2> [12]

<deifeln2> [13]

* deifeln2 sighs and tries agian

<deifeln2> [19]

* BadFish chuckles

<BadFish> Lifting was never really my sport.

* deifeln3 sighs. Ah well, at least we got him out.

* BadFish belly laughs

<deifeln3> and now! Is there anything worth rooting around for in here?

<deifeln2> Alright.  Well, while you're up there, Badfish come help me tie him up some more for good measuer...

<deifeln2> And I still say he goes in the trunk

<BadFish> With pleasure.

<deifeln3> Yeah, dump Cap'n Rage in the trunk

<BadFish> What a crazy dude.

<deifeln2> Alright

* deifeln2 ties his hands while making sure Badfish does his feet

* BadFish slacks off

* deifeln2 giggles...should we hog tie him for amusement?

<BadFish> Do we have a stick?

<BadFish> That'd be even better.

<{King}Aether> (you'd drop the stick fish =P)

<deifeln2> Go get one.  I'll watch him

<deifeln2> (lol, aeth)

<BadFish> Ha! Really? You want me to go find a pole to tie his hands and feet to?

* BadFish 's eyes twinkle

<deifeln2> yeah.  it'll be fun

<BadFish> I'll be back.

<{King}Aether> (would a stick fit in the trunk? XD)

<deifeln2> (we're going to go with "yes"  xD

<[CB1]Gun> (no it's a jetta lol)

<deifeln2> a jetta of the future

<deifeln2> ()

* deifeln2 calls out and asks if he found a stick

<BadFish> This planet sucks! No sticks.

* deifeln2 asks Perron if we can use Wilbur for right now

<deifeln2> We want to use it to hog tie Aether for righ tnow

* BadFish laughs hard.

<BadFish> Its called comic relief, babes! *Holds stomach and laughs harder*

<{King}Aether> ( http://www.defhoboz.biz/wiki/Verifex%27s_Campaign_Portal )

<deifeln2> Well.  We can do that.  But...the hog-tieing is more fun

<deifeln2> WE CAN DO BOTH!!  bahahaha

<{King}Aether> (you'll lose that rope you know)

* deifeln2 hog ties Aether with Badfishes' and Perrons' help

<BadFish> ok, but you HAVE to put it over your shoulder and carry him around with me for a little bit! Perron, give us some tribal chants! *Absolutely loses his mind with laughter*

<[CB1]Gun> (this is why I hide, flirt, and yell gtfo)

<deifeln3> that is a GREAT idea!

* deifeln2 giggles

<{King}Aether> (now watch badfish drop me)

* BadFish wipes his tears of joy away

<deifeln2> (lol)

<MesoinLove> (Okay well this is going nowhere. If anything DOES happen to occur. I'm following Bob. Later.)

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* deifeln3 helps hogtie aether and carry him between himself and badfish

<deifeln3> to the trunk!

* BadFish chants, "Ooga chocka! Ooga chocka! Oongawa! Oongawa!"

* deifeln2 runs to the trunk and makes sure to clear it out

<[CB1]Gun> (+2 fish)

<BadFish> (awwww...)

* {King}Aether kicks the person trying to tie his feet

<deifeln2> ("it takes you 10 minutes to tie him up, oh...no wait.  I went to far into the future.  He wakes up before you finish  ;p_

<deifeln2> )*

<BadFish> (ha! Btw i'm getting kicked lol)

<[CB1]Gun> (was 15 mins ;)

<deifeln2> (he said 10-15 minutes)

<{King}Aether> neeed foood

<[CB1]Gun> (GIMME DRUGS! GIMME SMASH! GIMME ALL YOUR FUCKIN CASH! \m/)

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<novice> (such a friggin digital disaster)

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<{King}Aether> i'm hungry and stop tying me up you douchebags

<BadFish> Oh, I'm sorry, asshole! I didn't realize a thrust kick to the stomach was a sign of peace!

<BadFish> Shut the fuck up and let us tie you up you crazy fool!

<{King}Aether> i can see it hurt so freaking much huh

<BadFish> You're a danger to everyone within your field of vision!

<deifeln3> You just attacked a bunch of freakin kids in their own safehouse for no reason

<BadFish> I'm wearing huge bulky body armor! I cant even take bullets through this vest, son!

<deifeln3> You're staying tied up until you've got a little sense back in you

<{King}Aether> oh yeah i still got drugs in my pocket and i don't know what to do with them

<BadFish> That makes me want to give you freedom of movement even MORE!

<[CB1]Gun> (pop em all, foam at mouth, cops drive by ;)

<deifeln3> did you take any of the drugs

<{King}Aether> 3!

<BadFish> (hold that thought king you might be shocked)

<BadFish> (oyah ur zapped!)

<{King}Aether> ah wtf stop that you bastards and untie me

* BadFish shakes fist at sky. "Why did you even create this monster?!"

<{King}Aether> you and your purple heads and 6 arms

<[CB1]Gun> (SHEEBAH!)

<BadFish> God is a platypus. Now let us tie you up druggie!

<deifeln2> (LOL)

* deifeln2 yells, "you think" at Rave

<[CB1]Gun> (aeth is dr. gonzo in fear & loathing in las vegas...strange highpowered mutant of some kind not meant for mass production)

* deifeln2 runs to the door of the safehouse and beats on the door calling for help from them and identifying herself

<[CB1]Gun> (wow you are such fail)

<deifeln2> (well.  at least I'm not unconscious)

<novice> (my cats are trying to out do Hakai's for annoying)

<BadFish> (ooooOOOoOoOOOh)

<[CB1]Gun> (you just plan like you are ;)

<deifeln2> (lol, poor novice)

<deifeln2> (fuck you gun.  Your plans cosist of "playing house and cybering" lately so you hardly have room to talk)

<[CB1]Gun> (duh I got to sell diamonds and heal)

<[CB1]Gun> (and save your asses let's not forget that ;)

<deifeln2> (I don't recall you doing much actually.  But nice thought)

<[CB1]Gun> (you're right the tire popped on a coke bottle)

<[CB1]Gun> (oh and you're jetta and jeep....yeah ecos would've know)

<BadFish> (Mom! Dad! Don't make me choose!)

<deifeln2> (The ecos were useless.  And the Jetta/Jeep just would have been parked a couple blocks farther away.  And Titan had the van stopped at a light anyway.  All you really did was bring Meso so she could help us.  And then you ran away)

<[CB1]Gun> (if hakai is the mom it's no wonder she wanted mount violent on a pike)

<BadFish> (ENOUGH!)

<novice> (I'm buying Rave this helmet, but it's going to say ASSHAT where it says spock)

<novice> (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/21/Star_Trek_Helmet.jpg)

<BadFish> (LULZ)

<[CB1]Gun> (no no says DOUCHE)

<deifeln2> (lol, novice)

<deifeln2> * deifeln2 runs to the door of the safehouse and beats on the door calling for help from them and identifying herself

<{King}Aether> (lizards!)

<[CB1]Gun> (more fail)

<{King}Aether> (i'm samoan =p)

<[CB1]Gun> (lol)

<{King}Aether> (when it gets to the rabbit drop the radio in the tub!)

* deifeln2 hollars that she forgot something inside and to please open the door

<[CB1]Gun> (someone fetch meso this is actually kinda funny)

<BadFish> (giant candy pile from heaven! Just sayin!)

<{King}Aether> (k i'll go on wow)

<[CB1]Gun> (+3 aeth btw)

<{King}Aether> (i think meso went to bed)

<[CB1]Gun> (shit)

* deifeln2 crawls in quickly and grabs his arm

<deifeln2> Listen.  You know the guy you locked out?  Yeah...Well.  We were tying him up to put him in the trunk... he woke up

<deifeln2> Anyway.  He's like flipping out.  BUT.  He's tied up.  Halfway.  He'd be easy to take down, we just need a couple extra hands

<deifeln2> no one is hurt

<deifeln2> Well.  I'd really appreciate any help you guys could give.  I'd even owe you a favor...

<[CB1]Gun> (put that tongue to your cheek for affect)

<BadFish> (a "job" of some kind...)

<deifeln2> (lol, Gun)

<novice> (Do NOT Want - word of the day is Coprophagia, NSFL, google)

* BadFish screams, "If youd stop trying to kill each other for one second please!"

<{King}Aether> sure just untie my hands!

<BadFish> Step away from each other!

<BadFish> I heard you're hungry? I have a bunch of food in my bag, you can have as much as you want, I think it tastes shitty anyway

<BadFish> (PEACE LOVE UNITY PLOX)

<{King}Aether> totally, just untie my hands

<deifeln2> Well...my friends are out there trying to deal with him...

<novice> (I was trying to find herbal remedies for silencing pets... the page I found had pill to stop puppies from eating poo)

<BadFish> I'm loath to even answer that retarded statement but no, I'm not going to untie your hands.

<deifeln2> Alright.  I understand.  But...2 questions

<{King}Aether> how would i eat without my hands?

<BadFish> You could use your mouth.

<deifeln3> cats do it.

<[CB1]Gun> (ewww)

<BadFish> That's what you normally eat with anyway.

<{King}Aether> hey i'm not an animal now

<BadFish> YES YOU ARE!

<deifeln2> 1, what's your name.  And 2, if I go back out there and things turn bad, will you let us back in?

<BadFish> You are ABSOLUTELY a fucking animal! Don't deny it! That's why we're tying you up!

<deifeln2> Well, Flick.  I am Hakai.

<deifeln2> And how are you guys going to decide when it is safe to open the door if he's still out there?

* deifeln2 nods

* BadFish whips an MRE at aether

<[CB1]Gun> (Twitchy skin and bones pyro, Flick, rabbling about as an effervescent pirate antagonizing either side. <-- just your type)

<BadFish> Food! Yes! You like?

<deifeln2> Can I go see what's going on?

<deifeln2> That's OK.  I just want to watch

<deifeln2> Sooo...no feed?

* deifeln2 calls Rave

* BadFish opens up an mre, takes a chunk of food out, and slingshots it at Aether. [11]

<{King}Aether> food good, kill bad, hands free now please

<[CB1]Gun> (wow retarded but funny)

<BadFish> OONGAWA

<novice> (stop calling me Mom, I'm "cleaning my room")

* {King}Aether eats

<BadFish> HELL YES! HELL----YES!

<{King}Aether> i'm good now

<BadFish> I'm done! I am DONE! God, you can take me now! Nothing that ever happens in my life will ever be as SWEET AS THAT

<{King}Aether> mmm....hands free now please?

<BadFish> no, but let's try that food thing again!

* BadFish readies the slingshot

<{King}Aether> god...

<BadFish> I think we can get along now.

<BadFish> That was obviously a miracle.

<{King}Aether> hands?

<BadFish> God is trying to say, "Stop fighting. Love each other."

<[CB1]Gun> (scout cut)

<{King}Aether> (that would take 2 rounds gun)

<[CB1]Gun> (love each other and eat this load!)

<deifeln3> Dude, you promise not to go psycho berserk, and I'll cut you free.

<[CB1]Gun> (you have time ;p)

<BadFish> Hell no, *Laugh* I'm not getting anywhere near you crazy person. Ask perron to untie you.

<{King}Aether> (scout takes me 2 runds to make)

<{King}Aether> shorty my hands?

<BadFish> Save that anger for the machine, aether.

<deifeln3> didn't you hear me? You gotta swear not to go apeshit.

<{King}Aether> hands!

<{King}Aether> i got food now i'm good

<deifeln3> ok.

* deifeln3 unties Aeth and takes back Wilbur.

* {King}Aether eats the MRE

<deifeln2> (now you're all going to die  xD)

<{King}Aether> good aliens

<deifeln3> (he can't hit me either way, we're Neos)

<{King}Aether> you gotta teach me how to do that color shifting stuff

<BadFish> (And i'm like a hermit crab)

<[CB1]Gun> (aeth needs 2 rounds before trying to kill again)

<deifeln3> (we'll dodge around for a while until we get tired and pass out)

<{King}Aether> (no i'm free now gun XD)

<{King}Aether> (i'm not gonna kill them rofl)

<[CB1]Gun> (need the shiv!)

<BadFish> If you want more food, I've got more.

* deifeln3 calls Hakai

* deifeln2 answ3res

<[CB1]Gun> (don't forget to take this off your char sheet fish)

<deifeln2> Yeah?

<BadFish> (aah yes thx gun)

<deifeln3> We've got Aeth calmed down, he's good to go

<deifeln2> Are you guys ok?

<deifeln3> Let's get going.

<{King}Aether> (i was debating eating fish's ear untill i got the epic slingshot food)

<deifeln2> Yeah.  I ran inside to get them to come help, but they refused

* BadFish walks up to Perron, visibly excited. "Are you talking to hakai? Are you talking to hakai?!!"

<deifeln3> I am! I am!

<deifeln2> (lol)

<BadFish> Can i talk to her pleaes please please!

<deifeln3> she says to tell you hi and bring candy

* deifeln2 giggles on the phone

<deifeln3> hell you can talk to her when she comes out here

<[CB1]Gun> (aeth's candy?)

<BadFish> AARGH!

* BadFish dances around like he has to piss

<{King}Aether> wow your fingers talk to you too?

* deifeln2 turns to Flint and tells Perron to repeat what he just said

<BadFish> (Who the hell is flint?)

<deifeln3> (the kid holding Hakai 'cuz he's scared of Aeth.)

<deifeln2> (Flint is mah new goganger friend  xD)

<deifeln2> (who is holding me hostage  lol)

<BadFish> (O i thought fex said Flick)

<BadFish> (PWN)

<deifeln2> (you're right.  I have a bad memory)

<deifeln2> (I shall remember it by this:  I want to flick your boobies, new girl  xD)

<BadFish> (sweet?)

* {King}Aether keeps eating the MRE

<deifeln2> (lol)

<BadFish> (ha)

<deifeln2> He looks fine to me.  Can you open the gate now?

<{King}Aether> well you see i got these nice pills in my pocket * pulls one out to show perron *

<BadFish> Pills?

<{King}Aether> next thing i knew after taking one i was at this bitching concert

<{King}Aether> and there was this asshole who shoved me then someone shot me

<BadFish> Wow, and that didn't strike you as odd?

<{King}Aether> you're one to talk mister pink

<deifeln2> (LOL)

<BadFish> You're going to have to explain that one to me.

<{King}Aether> Mine!

<BadFish> Wait... do I look pink right now?

<{King}Aether> you're multi colored

<{King}Aether> Mine!

<BadFish> Interesting!

<BadFish> How do you feel? Are you angry?

<{King}Aether> i feel.....what the hell happened?

<BadFish> Who cares? How do you feel at this very moment?

* deifeln2 smiles

<deifeln2> Thanks again!!

<BadFish> HOLD THAT THOUGHT!

<{King}Aether> i feel...blissful =P

* BadFish sprints over to hakai

<BadFish> OH my god hak. omg. omg.

<BadFish> the sweetest thing happened.

<[CB1]Gun> (did she pop a zit?)

<deifeln2> (ew)

<BadFish> Aether? He was going all crazy and stuff? And he said he was hungry? And so I took out some food? And guess what! Guess! I SLINGSHOTTED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH!

<BadFish> It was. The coolest thing. Ever.

* deifeln2 looks at Badfish and giggles and hugs him, excited too!!

<{King}Aether> more like i caught it XD

* BadFish walks back over to Aether

<BadFish> How many pills did you take, big man?

<{King}Aether> i think 3 since i left the hospital

<BadFish> Wow, so you must still be pretty fucked up.

* BadFish waves a hand in front of aether's face.

<BadFish> WooowOOOOooWOOoOOWOO

* deifeln2 walks back out and asks Aether if he's feeling better

<{King}Aether> i'm still silver right?

<BadFish> No, you're just HIGH.

<BadFish> (wait, is he silver?)

<{King}Aether> lies!

<BadFish> (aeth, are you actually silver?)

<deifeln2> (I think he is.)

<BadFish> (Oh.)

<[CB1]Gun> (he sweats silver and shits gold!)

<{King}Aether> well hows my face?

<[CB1]Gun> (and eats both)

<BadFish> Your face is just as ugly as ever, big man! *Claps aether on shoulder*

<{King}Aether> well that's fantastic i must be coming down

<BadFish> Good news.

<{King}Aether> (and fex didn't make me roll for something evil)

<BadFish> (That's because i speak Fuckedupanese

<BadFish> )

<{King}Aether> soo...what we doin?

<[CB1]Gun> (that's fex's line)

<BadFish> YOU are resting for a while big man.

* {King}Aether stares at his hands for a bit

<deifeln2> Aether.  You think you can sit still in the car for an hour?

<deifeln2> And do you need anything from the mall before we go?

<{King}Aether> i gots food in mah belly so sure

<BadFish> Like some new clothes? You smell like garbage.

<[CB1]Gun> (what about the fucking golf shoes!)

<deifeln2> (lol, Badfish)

<{King}Aether> nah i found this nifty bandana in a trash bin somewhere so i'm good

<BadFish> Bandana? Let me see

<{King}Aether> it's...on my head....i'd assume

<BadFish> (i know fool i was saying let me see in like an introspective way)

<{King}Aether> mmmm.....no...

<{King}Aether> to the car?!

<{King}Aether> i call shotgun!

<deifeln3> WHY ARE WE NOT DRIVING

<BadFish> Yes, to the car.

* {King}Aether bullrushes to the passenger seat

<BadFish> Seatbeltssss!

* deifeln2 hops into the driver's seat

* BadFish crams into the back

<novice> "You have any trouble in town"?

<deifeln2> We had a minor set-back, but we're good now

<BadFish> (Aether, on the drive over, have your character tell my character your story, he's very interested in you)

<deifeln2> Are you guys already at the camp?

<[CB1]Gun> uggghhhhh uhhhhh

<novice> "minor set back??"

<{King}Aether> (i secretly plot to eat your ear?)

<[CB1]Gun> where's that truck....

<BadFish> (don't tell me that part! Then it wont be a surprise!)

<novice> "I just watched you guys pass by, we're off to the side of the road"

<deifeln2> Eh.  Aether had a little episode, but it's all good now.

<DH> (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

DH left the room.

<BadFish> (HA)

<novice> little? nothing about that guy is little

* {King}Aether tries to play with the cars radio

<deifeln3> (except teh penor)

<novice> "well as long as no one is following you I guess I'll see you at the camp"

<deifeln2> Alright.  Meet you there.  /me hangs up

* novice uncloaks the jeep and follows Hakai to the camp

* [CB1]Gun runs up to gang,"Where the fuck is that violent mountain?!?!"

<BadFish> (Uncloaks the jeep?)

<BadFish> (Aether, on the drive over, have your character tell my character your story, he's very interested in you)

* [CB1]Gun gets explained what happened

<BadFish> (and dont give me no lip!)

<{King}Aether> (nien drugs make backstory hard)

<[CB1]Gun> Fucking hell they ran off with my SmartDoc again?!?

<BadFish> (JUST DO IT)

<novice> (I was being a jackass BF... my jeep was concealed in the brush)

<[CB1]Gun> No shit! Next time you see the big guy, kill him....literally.

<{King}Aether> (actualli i coul duse a sidekick to make me stuff

* {King}Aether has a conversation with fishie during the ride

<BadFish> (YES)

<[CB1]Gun> As for the rest, not allowed in here, the corpsec is all over their ass like PB on jelly.

<[CB1]Gun> Jammed my gun saving those fucknuts.

<BadFish> (you don't even KNOW what we could do aether we're like some sort of demigod if you put us together)

<{King}Aether> (rofl, if you can make me like a dc5 weapon that gives me my body bonus on it yeah, i'm godly)

<[CB1]Gun> (buy an axe)

<[CB1]Gun> Seriously, Carrie and Two Steps are the only ones allowed in here. Those dumbshits brign so much trouble to me as is I don't need that following me home again.

<novice> [Roll = 8]

<novice> [I'm down to 4 from 8]

<deifeln2> (Um.  Two Step is no more)

<BadFish> (wut happened to two step?)

<BadFish> (he not playing nemore?)

<deifeln2> (he lost interest)

<deifeln2> (badfish, from what I gather, you're still sick too  ^_^)

<BadFish> (yes, but i'm a MAN!)

<[CB1]Gun> *MesoHippie keeps doing alchy stuff and works the now double washed and bleached doctor coat

<BadFish> (an ANCHORMAN!)

* [CB1]Gun keeps scanning on her during that time

<deifeln2> (you're not training, Gun?)

<[CB1]Gun> (that is training....)

* novice (is going to bed, please leave lennie, and the jeep at the camp until He's done feeling like crap [at least 24 hours])

<deifeln3> (you gonna train cool with me on your char?)

<deifeln3> (nvm, he's gone)

novice left the room.

Mistgun has joined the room.

<Mistgun> Hey guys.

<Mistgun> (Whoops sorry.)

<BadFish> (parenthesis homie)

<deifeln2> (Hey, SS)

BadFish left the room.

Mistgun left the room.

deifeln3 left the room.



MUMBLE



[8:39:58 PM] Welcome to Mumble.

[8:40:01 PM] Connected to server defhoboz.biz.

[8:40:01 PM] Welcome to this server running Murmur on Win32. Enjoy your stay!

[8:40:02 PM] Hakai is now unmuted.

[8:40:02 PM] Hakai is now muted.

[8:40:06 PM] Hakai is now unmuted.

[8:41:44 PM] From Aether: tal still need sto come into mumble too

[8:41:57 PM] From Aether: nm just realised he left rpg room

[8:42:00 PM] From Hakai: () has DH talked to you?

[8:42:05 PM] From Gun: can do OB and hakai til she wakes up

[8:42:09 PM] To Hakai: ya

[8:42:45 PM] Joined server: Mesoshort.

[8:42:45 PM] Mesoshort entered channel.

[8:42:50 PM] From Aether: msn ftw =P

[8:43:19 PM] From Aether: fex has to do ob and hak first anyways

[8:43:30 PM] To Hakai: () what did DH do?

[8:43:41 PM] From Hakai: () He is quitting CGen

[8:43:50 PM] To Hakai: ya he told me..

[8:43:52 PM] From Aether: i went on a drug trip beat up some people and now i'm pinned and gun and meso are....recuperating or something

[8:43:54 PM] From Gun: hakai and OB walk in on the aftermath

[8:44:18 PM] From Hakai: () Oh. Well he told me yesterday to tell you that he was quitting and why. But if he told you already then I'm not worried about it

[8:44:34 PM] To Hakai: oh ok

[8:44:45 PM] From Gun: who cares

[8:47:34 PM] Joined server: Badfish.

[8:47:40 PM] Badfish moved in by Verifex.

[8:47:59 PM] From Aether: i have candy, move the shelves ;)

[8:49:46 PM] From Gun: screw that, give you a reacharound

[8:49:53 PM] From Badfish: k thanks for the summary :D

[8:50:32 PM] From Gun: yay or nay!

[8:52:49 PM] From Gun: 11 yr old anime hero

[8:53:57 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.

[8:53:57 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.

[8:54:23 PM] From Gun: pussy

[8:54:33 PM] From Raveshaw: hey OB1, your next name should be "itch"

[8:55:17 PM] From Aether: http://is.gd/gIQ8

[8:57:51 PM] From Gun: come in bravo, over?

[8:58:19 PM] From Aether: this is foxtrot bravo seems to be dead poke it with a stick over

[8:59:08 PM] From Gun: well do over, request back up with a sharper stick over

[8:59:42 PM] From Aether: back up is unavailable at the moment, over.

[9:00:00 PM] From Hakai: () sorry if I'm quiet tonight. I am really not feeling well. And I was waiting for OB's answer

[9:00:06 PM] From Aether: was i getting dragged out while all silvery? XD

[9:00:11 PM] From Gun: just like our love this is, over

[9:00:53 PM] From Aether: i ended up posting the link like 3 times in rpg room

[9:01:14 PM] From Badfish: same here titan

[9:01:24 PM] From Aether: your mic is really quiet hak

[9:01:51 PM] From Hakai: It's my voice. I have a sore throat. I don't know how to turn my sound output up

[9:02:43 PM] From Aether: i believe she means the volume slider in the configure page

[9:03:41 PM] From Hakai: 98.215.162.7

[9:05:49 PM] From Raveshaw: well i plan on enlisting in the marines tomorrow

[9:07:16 PM] From Gun: was meso's game it's way over

[9:07:50 PM] From Aether: i magicaly stand up and riverdance down the street

[9:08:11 PM] From novice: as opposed to up by your forehead?

[9:08:26 PM] From Gun: think the only thing you'd have is pill and coat at this point

[9:08:34 PM] From Aether: yar

[9:08:53 PM] From Gun: take his shit!

[9:09:02 PM] From Badfish: doing nothing

[9:09:15 PM] From Aether: i'm unconcious, tasering apparently took me from 3 to 0

[9:09:41 PM] From Gun: knocked out by Dickens!

[9:09:55 PM] From Aether: yar i was told it was a tool shelf

[9:10:00 PM] From Gun: heavier than Dickens!?! ;)

[9:10:48 PM] From Gun: welcome home aeth

[9:10:49 PM] From Aether: I'm home!

[9:10:58 PM] From Mesoshort: ur so mean fex

[9:11:17 PM] From Gun: dam ruined the coat

[9:11:33 PM] From Aether: dumpster coat has +2 stench damage enchantment

[9:11:52 PM] From Gun: nowai takes 1day to make that

[9:13:45 PM] From Badfish: lol

[9:14:05 PM] From Gun: once

[9:14:57 PM] From Gun: lock him out if he's being stubborn ;)

[9:15:04 PM] From Mesoshort: lol JPs like 100lbs and aethers like 200

[9:15:24 PM] From Gun: aeth could eat OB in one sitting

[9:15:30 PM] From Hakai: (nooooo....I will be locked inside! :o) lol

[9:15:46 PM] From Raveshaw: meatbag could eat OB in one sitting.

[9:15:54 PM] From Gun: muahahaha bring out the donkey! and +2 rave

[9:16:09 PM] From Raveshaw: lol w00h

[9:16:19 PM] From Gun: burn on hakai

[9:16:39 PM] From Aether: you must dumpsterdive in ob!

[9:17:18 PM] From Gun: law of the sammich gods

[9:17:32 PM] From Aether: the dumpster sammich will protect me!

[9:17:45 PM] From Badfish: chat boiii

[9:17:48 PM] From Raveshaw: it's a sandvich, not sammich

[9:18:06 PM] From Gun: speak american

[9:18:09 PM] Titan is now muted.

[9:18:18 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[9:19:44 PM] From Gun: she's 2 ATT!

[9:19:58 PM] From Gun: mean you can literally call hakai a TWO

[9:20:06 PM] From Badfish: 1 point for each of her breasts, then

[9:20:14 PM] From Hakai: lol

[9:20:16 PM] From Gun: she's A cup I rolled it

[9:20:17 PM] From Raveshaw: lmao

[9:20:24 PM] From Aether: i'm 4 att gun but the fact i'm in a dumpster affects it gun =P

[9:20:44 PM] From Raveshaw: screw ATT. verizon is better.

[9:21:30 PM] From Badfish: does our gang know aeth was on pills?

[9:21:45 PM] From Aether: hak heard me hallucinating on the phone

[9:22:09 PM] From Aether: and yeah the 2 unconcious people might have seen me take one

[9:22:16 PM] From Gun: we did

[9:22:19 PM] From Aether: i never got a pill count fex

[9:22:32 PM] From Aether: and i took one because i was counting damnit =P

[9:22:55 PM] From Badfish: afk 4 candeh

[9:23:30 PM] From Aether: it takes just 1 to get to the center of bobs head

[9:24:37 PM] From Gun: of course they would

[9:24:53 PM] From Gun: it's habit forming

[9:24:59 PM] From Badfish: suspend disbelief novice

[9:25:02 PM] From Aether: hey now, jail = 3 free meals a day

[9:26:00 PM] From Gun: lou'sars

[9:29:02 PM] From Gun: he's like 400lbs at this point

[9:29:28 PM] From Gun: and real slippery ;)

[9:29:41 PM] From Aether: suck my silvery cock

[9:29:54 PM] From Gun: why, needs no lube

[9:29:58 PM] From Raveshaw: since when is a rubber silver?

[9:30:11 PM] From Aether: it's better than rubber it's carbon =P

[9:30:23 PM] From Raveshaw: sweeeeeeeet

[9:30:56 PM] From Aether: the sandwhiches are mine!

[9:30:58 PM] From Gun: check his coat

[9:31:01 PM] From Mesoshort: What is the point of that spam?

[9:31:14 PM] From Gun: to free us from boredom

[9:31:28 PM] From Hakai: what spam, Meso?

[9:31:31 PM] From Mesoshort: From rave

[9:31:46 PM] From Hakai: I don't see any spam

[9:32:00 PM] From Gun: chat

[9:32:16 PM] From Mesoshort: That big box of items and such?

[9:32:31 PM] From Aether: i was thrown in ther ei think i squished and cake in there

[9:32:37 PM] From Gun: his CB item list hakai

[9:32:39 PM] From Hakai: must have been only to you, Meso

[9:33:12 PM] From Raveshaw: i haven't handed them out yet

[9:33:31 PM] From Gun: the fish, the bird, and the hobbit ;)

[9:33:45 PM] From Badfish: Fex: 14

[9:34:40 PM] Joined server: Aether.

[9:34:40 PM] Aether entered channel.

[9:34:40 PM] Left server: Aether.

[9:34:56 PM] From OddBird: I rolled a total of 20 for Jockstuff, but my dice roll was a 1.

[9:35:10 PM] From Gun: just sit and we'll ignore you to get this moving ;)

[9:36:00 PM] From Gun: fall into soup!

[9:36:38 PM] From Badfish: 7!

[9:36:50 PM] From Badfish: sweet!

[9:36:58 PM] From Aether: fumbling mount violent!

[9:37:05 PM] From Badfish: 7 again!

[9:37:09 PM] From Aether: and none of this wakes me up, i'm amazed

[9:37:19 PM] From Gun: wow Team Phail

[9:37:35 PM] From Raveshaw: phale*

[9:38:00 PM] From Badfish: 6!

[9:38:12 PM] From Gun: omg wake aeth up now

[9:38:20 PM] From Badfish: SORRY MY DICE ROLLS AREN'T UP TO YOUR STANDARDS!!!!!11!

[9:38:23 PM] From Aether: i know eh gun?

[9:38:26 PM] From Hakai: lol

[9:38:28 PM] From Raveshaw: piss on him! that'll wake him up!

[9:38:38 PM] From Gun: just aeth a roll against his cool each try

[9:38:40 PM] From Aether: fish only has a base 3 for some reason why does he have -2 ref?

[9:38:52 PM] From Badfish: heavy armor

[9:39:06 PM] From Badfish: and much laughing at badfish

[9:39:10 PM] From Hakai: lol

[9:39:13 PM] From Gun: constipation

[9:39:20 PM] From Hakai: consternation*

[9:39:24 PM] From Aether: well the game did get constipated

[9:39:38 PM] From Gun: omj no!

[9:39:59 PM] From Gun: if you wanted shit you stay in the house and drink beer!

[9:40:18 PM] From Gun: saw but did not read rave

[9:40:19 PM] From Aether: he slips and hits his head on the corner of the dumpster he takes 5 damage is unconcious and bleeding

[9:42:52 PM] From Gun: what's your name in CB?

[9:43:18 PM] From Badfish: fex, i'm going to do a quick search around the area for a stick/pole that we can tie aether to. you know, like tribes do with sacrifices, and stuff.

[9:44:06 PM] From Badfish: ob, look for any kind of tube.

[9:44:35 PM] From Badfish: HA

[9:45:19 PM] From Gun: /me would from working in two print shops

[9:45:27 PM] From Gun: would know*

[9:45:39 PM] From Gun: take like 10 rounds

[9:45:51 PM] From Aether: you can poke a hole in that crap with your finger

[9:46:39 PM] From Gun: good lord going to spend an hour on dumpster diving

[9:46:42 PM] From Aether: you find the corner of the dumpster, unfortunately it's with the back of your head

[9:48:13 PM] Titan is now muted.

[9:48:20 PM] From Aether: i don't think you ca ntie me to a lead pipe

[9:48:20 PM] From Gun: let aeth roll to wake while they do this shit

[9:48:42 PM] From Gun: scouts

[9:49:00 PM] From Aether: i can escape pretty much any binding and manual lock XD

[9:51:16 PM] Left server: Mesoshort.

[9:51:18 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[9:51:35 PM] From Gun: w2g you pissed her off

[9:51:41 PM] From Badfish: she was already pissed off

[9:51:47 PM] From Aether: i think she's going to bed, she left msn too

[9:51:57 PM] From Badfish: badum chssh

[9:52:01 PM] From Raveshaw: it's possible her internet is fucking up

[9:52:10 PM] From Aether: she's on wow

[9:52:14 PM] From Gun: she was wicked bored

[9:52:30 PM] From Gun: ty for the understatement

[9:53:25 PM] From Gun: could've walked to mall and bought binders in that time ;)

[9:53:37 PM] From Aether: rofl watch me wake up

[9:53:47 PM] From Raveshaw: meatbag could have eaten perron in this amount of time

[9:53:47 PM] From Gun: on a stick!

[9:54:02 PM] From Aether: 4 vs 12

[9:54:54 PM] From Aether: kick!

[9:54:55 PM] From Gun: make it fun for all

[9:55:06 PM] From Gun: do so in chat please

[9:55:47 PM] From Badfish: i am

[9:56:22 PM] From Gun: suuuure

[9:56:49 PM] From Aether: 24

[9:57:25 PM] From Gun: w.t.f.

[9:58:09 PM] From Badfish: which is?

[9:58:24 PM] From Badfish: 6

[9:58:42 PM] From Aether: so i rolls for damage now?

[9:58:53 PM] Raveshaw muted by Hakai.

[9:59:02 PM] From Gun: dammit rave....someone PM it thru mumble to him so he won't ask anymore

[9:59:08 PM] From Aether: 9

[9:59:15 PM] From Badfish: did I what?

[9:59:23 PM] From Badfish: yep.

[9:59:29 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Hakai.

[9:59:34 PM] From Badfish: OMG! I DON'T HAVE A HIGH SF SKILL! SO CRAZY!!!!

[9:59:37 PM] From Gun: +2 AG on the lurker hick

[9:59:40 PM] From Aether: i rolled a 9 on a kick with +4 damage from body rawr

[9:59:53 PM] From Gun: what's the knockback huh

[10:00:19 PM] From Gun: FG into dumpster for 3

[10:00:49 PM] From Aether: thats 4 + 4 fex

[10:00:56 PM] From Aether: kick is dc 3

[10:01:27 PM] Left server: Hakai.

[10:01:43 PM] From Aether: he has heav yarmor so it's all good

[10:01:48 PM] From Badfish: yeah, i take 0 dmg

[10:01:55 PM] From Aether: 1*

[10:02:08 PM] From Badfish: why 1 and not 0?

[10:02:18 PM] From Aether: damage can't be reduced to 0 XD

[10:02:21 PM] Titan is now muted.

[10:02:24 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[10:02:25 PM] From Badfish: how much damage are you doing here?

[10:02:27 PM] Titan is now muted.

[10:02:30 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[10:02:44 PM] From Gun: BTM always let's 1 thru

[10:02:54 PM] From Badfish: FUCK BTM JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU'RE DOING AETHER

[10:03:01 PM] From Gun: 1 dmg

[10:03:06 PM] From Badfish: I MEANT BEFORE ARMOR

[10:03:23 PM] Joined server: Hakai.

[10:03:23 PM] Hakai entered channel.

[10:03:24 PM] From Badfish: okay, so i take 0!

[10:03:35 PM] From Badfish: ar6

[10:03:35 PM] From Gun: AR6

[10:03:47 PM] From Badfish: EU-FUCKING-REKA

[10:03:59 PM] From Aether: mmkay so laying down reduced the dc

[10:04:08 PM] From Gun: eww?

[10:04:31 PM] From Aether: they didn't rofl

[10:04:36 PM] From Gun: don't apply logic to us nov

[10:04:54 PM] From Aether: you know you wake up and someone is tieing you up you just lay there and let them do it right

[10:05:11 PM] From Gun: type the numbers OB

[10:05:21 PM] From OddBird: 17 HtH, there Gun

[10:05:36 PM] From Aether: 33 SF

[10:05:47 PM] From Gun: don't give attitude on what fex misses so often

[10:06:09 PM] From Raveshaw: http://is.gd/lnLd

[10:06:10 PM] From Gun: epic

[10:06:18 PM] From Raveshaw: the link is indeed epic

[10:06:25 PM] From Badfish: did I get knocked down or something?

[10:07:15 PM] From Gun: wow peace be with you

[10:07:42 PM] From Hakai: [20]

[10:07:56 PM] From Raveshaw: whoever did not visit the link is lame to the max

[10:08:04 PM] From Aether: do i roll to dodge fex? XD

[10:08:31 PM] From Gun: can't dodge twice in the same round I think

[10:08:31 PM] From Hakai: Zapman Taser Pistol

[10:09:00 PM] From Aether: body roll now fex?

[10:09:06 PM] From Gun: aeth rolls for it

[10:09:13 PM] From Aether: 9 vs 12

[10:09:22 PM] From Raveshaw: gun, you'll say "that video is pure win"

[10:09:24 PM] From Hakai: I hate you, Aeth

[10:09:42 PM] From Gun: was cute rave...

[10:09:59 PM] From Gun: ignroe rave, let someone else deal with him

[10:10:43 PM] From Raveshaw: i say "y'all want some help?"

[10:10:48 PM] From Aether: i try to stand up XD

[10:11:01 PM] From Aether: i bit ob

[10:11:07 PM] From Aether: bite*

[10:11:23 PM] From Aether: fuck 21

[10:11:39 PM] From Aether: i got 11 ref and 8 sf

[10:11:44 PM] From novice: holy crap!

[10:12:12 PM] From Badfish: good thing im a walking bunker

[10:12:29 PM] From OddBird: 17 HtH again

[10:12:34 PM] From Aether: that's 17 vs 17 biotch

[10:12:50 PM] From Aether: no my SF is haled isn't it

[10:12:59 PM] From OddBird: 19* my bad

[10:13:01 PM] From Aether: but my ref isn't right?

[10:13:23 PM] From Aether: so it's 17 vs 17

[10:13:35 PM] From Aether: it's 17 11 + 4 + 2 = 17

[10:13:49 PM] From OddBird: 11 + 4 + 2 + 2dodge

[10:14:02 PM] From OddBird: Yogang skill, Aether

[10:14:02 PM] From Aether: ah, right street fighter

[10:14:32 PM] From Aether: kick in the face when i'm taller? XD

[10:14:42 PM] From Badfish: you're 11!

[10:14:58 PM] From Badfish: this is a funny mental picture right here

[10:15:14 PM] Titan is now muted.

[10:15:21 PM] From OddBird: Being 11 rocks.

[10:15:24 PM] From Aether: i'm adding 5 luck to my dodge XD

[10:15:35 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[10:15:46 PM] From Aether: 31

[10:16:01 PM] From OddBird: 24

[10:16:17 PM] From Aether: so i get - 4 on my rolls vs ob

[10:16:35 PM] From Aether: + his called shot loss fex XD

[10:17:07 PM] From Aether: i have 1 hp i'm freaking dodging all i can vs ob XD

[10:17:47 PM] From Raveshaw: what the fuck is going on here?

[10:18:07 PM] From OddBird: This idiot beat the hell out of a bunch of kids in their own safehouse

[10:18:18 PM] From OddBird: and now when we try and subdue him he tries to attack us

[10:18:47 PM] From Aether: you and your now orange heads and 8 arms don't mean you can mess wit hme!

[10:19:30 PM] From Aether: he drools and looks at the fight (skitty reborn)

[10:20:11 PM] From Badfish: buttholes

[10:20:24 PM] From Gun: you were warned

[10:20:44 PM] From Badfish: tell them theres a giant pile of candy from heaven out here

[10:21:06 PM] From Badfish: i have no mic

[10:21:27 PM] From Hakai: () I am going to bash guns' face into a wall xD

[10:21:43 PM] From Hakai: () ignore that! xD

[10:22:13 PM] From Gun: too nice fex too nice

[10:22:45 PM] From Badfish: blow ur rape whistle!

[10:22:51 PM] From Gun: +2 fish

[10:23:16 PM] From Badfish: flaunt that 2 attractiveness hak

[10:23:31 PM] From Gun: fish is on fire tonight

[10:23:53 PM] From Gun: be mean for once fex

[10:24:06 PM] From Gun: rofl

[10:24:17 PM] From Gun: that's the answer

[10:24:44 PM] From Gun: +2 OB

[10:24:46 PM] From Aether: fex can we get back to neo vs neo?

[10:24:54 PM] From Gun: was thinking the same but was being nice

[10:25:12 PM] From Gun: kill another cat huh

[10:25:27 PM] From Badfish: hey yeah whatever happened to skittles

[10:25:27 PM] From Gun: oh fuck you left the cat with aeth!

[10:25:40 PM] From Aether: and i'm hungry!

[10:26:03 PM] From Gun: aeth will skull fuck purple lizard kitty

[10:26:13 PM] From Badfish: isn't skittles the name of psychic cat?

[10:26:20 PM] From Badfish: oh he's dead?

[10:26:44 PM] From Aether: did fex just leave with the neo vs neo bullettime going on?

[10:27:37 PM] From Aether: rave can try to bolt stun me if he wants to use dc4 but i don't think he's doing anything

[10:28:18 PM] From Gun: dc4 is for OB, rave can DC8 you still I think

[10:28:36 PM] From Aether: it's shit eating hakai

[10:28:37 PM] From Gun: hot butt sex

[10:28:49 PM] From Aether: it is shit eatign nov

[10:29:00 PM] From Gun: he didn't have to

[10:29:29 PM] From Gun: and now the kitty howls

[10:31:06 PM] From Aether: fex who's turn was it in combat?

[10:31:21 PM] From Badfish: hi

[10:31:37 PM] From Aether: so you just trying to reason with me fish?

[10:31:42 PM] From Badfish: sure am!

[10:31:58 PM] From Badfish: it's about 652034 times more likely i could talk you down than fight you

[10:32:20 PM] From Aether: so fex fish is doing nothing, my turn? XD

[10:32:35 PM] From Badfish: i'm going to throw an MRE at aether

[10:33:16 PM] From Aether: do i roll to catch fex? XD

[10:33:27 PM] From Aether: which would be?

[10:34:04 PM] From Aether: 25 to catch the mre

[10:34:05 PM] From Badfish: bow chicka wow wow

[10:34:53 PM] From Badfish: genius

[10:35:25 PM] From Gun: they can crank a shaft I'll say that

[10:35:47 PM] From Hakai: Rave are you still here?

[10:35:51 PM] From Badfish: HA

[10:35:59 PM] From Hakai: * deifeln2 calls Rave

[10:36:02 PM] From Aether: i can't exactly eat from this position damnit

[10:36:15 PM] From Aether: untie my hands!

[10:36:30 PM] From Hakai: What is going on out there now?

[10:36:50 PM] From Gun: wtf rave

[10:37:01 PM] From Badfish: ha

[10:37:07 PM] From Gun: it's hakai's cat

[10:37:13 PM] From Hakai: Wait, so Perron, Badfish and Aether are still fighting? What are you doing?

[10:37:27 PM] From Gun: lammy is a myth

[10:37:38 PM] Titan is now muted.

[10:37:40 PM] From Aether: i want food untie my hands!

[10:37:53 PM] From Gun: ty nov

[10:38:54 PM] From Badfish: i sure do!

[10:38:57 PM] From Aether: i catch it with my mouth!

[10:39:27 PM] From Aether: making fex have to think up rolls XD

[10:39:36 PM] From Badfish: omfg i SO HOPE YOU DO THIS

[10:39:50 PM] From Aether: 40 fex

[10:39:58 PM] From Gun: let's not make rave tell the whole story

[10:40:06 PM] From Badfish: OMFG I LOVE U AETHER

[10:40:14 PM] From Aether: 40 to catch the food in my mouth!

[10:40:20 PM] From Gun: EPIC

[10:40:31 PM] From Gun: screenshot needed

[10:40:56 PM] From Aether: i get the most epic useless rolls fex

[10:40:58 PM] From Gun: you have to find my glovebox roll

[10:41:13 PM] From Aether: rofl

[10:41:16 PM] From Gun: got 56 for the map in glovebox

[10:41:39 PM] From Gun: she needs dick and needs it now

[10:42:02 PM] From Gun: listen for once hakai

[10:42:48 PM] From Hakai: So...you're not planning on helping them subdue Aether so we can freaking get him calmed down?

[10:43:40 PM] From Hakai: sigh Fine. Go right on over there and "talk it out" with the crazy man that left Bob and Meso unconscious

[10:45:07 PM] From Hakai: poor novice and Titan

[10:46:37 PM] From Badfish: HA

[10:46:39 PM] From Gun: what show was that on?

[10:46:47 PM] From novice: simpsons

[10:47:49 PM] From Aether: does ob have the ring phone too?

[10:48:08 PM] From Gun: yes aeth

[10:48:09 PM] From Badfish: HA

[10:49:26 PM] From Aether: can i rol la clue to see the camera fex?

[10:49:49 PM] From Aether: i examine the building? XD

[10:50:02 PM] From Badfish: NO AETHER THAT'S A BAD AETHEr

[10:51:09 PM] From Aether: if you ask me about the pills fex will make me take one

[10:51:30 PM] From Hakai: We don't know about the pills though

[10:51:35 PM] From Hakai: : /

[10:51:48 PM] From Gun: I'm nice?

[10:52:12 PM] From Gun: cuz you weren't there

[10:52:34 PM] From Gun: well you were but didn't have a clue where the hat was

[10:52:48 PM] From Gun: you suck epic

[10:54:50 PM] From Hakai: Reasoning with drunk people suck.

[10:57:08 PM] From Aether: fex did i move up to 1 hp btw?

[10:57:26 PM] From Gun: speaking of pussy

[10:58:05 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[10:58:05 PM] Titan is now muted.

[10:58:14 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[10:58:25 PM] From Aether: fex i still got the silver coating? XD

[11:02:50 PM] From Gun: Drugs are bad, m'kay.

[11:03:26 PM] From novice: "My client was suffering from exaustion, he ate some bad fish"

[11:03:41 PM] From Gun: _ _|_ _ the bird

[11:05:01 PM] From Hakai: They're still SITTING there????

[11:05:09 PM] From Hakai: omg you poor things xD

[11:05:09 PM] From Gun: you're fault

[11:06:07 PM] From Aether: i think she went to bed fex

[11:06:22 PM] From Gun: we really bored the hell outta her

[11:06:49 PM] From Gun: lies, you don't get the PMs

[11:07:05 PM] From Badfish: ha

[11:07:16 PM] From Gun: fex gets pms daily?

[11:07:25 PM] From Gun: true

[11:07:38 PM] From Gun: fuck you ron

[11:07:42 PM] From Aether: she's got teh menopause fex =P

[11:08:02 PM] From Gun: milk was a bad choice

[11:08:33 PM] From Gun: ninja'd me nov

[11:08:48 PM] From Raveshaw: my dixie wrecked

[11:08:51 PM] From Badfish: i pmed u

[11:09:09 PM] From Aether: now in the middle of the night the group wakes up to find me gone! i'm wearing nothing but my trenchcoat somewhere in the forest popping pills

[11:09:42 PM] From Aether: soi soi soi soi soi?

[11:10:04 PM] From Badfish: let me scroll up and see

[11:10:08 PM] From Aether: who talked to me now?

[11:10:24 PM] From Aether: i'm busy staring at my hands playing with the radio

[11:10:30 PM] From Raveshaw: tomorrow, i want each and every one of you to go up to your boss or co worker and say "my dixie wrecked"

[11:11:22 PM] From Raveshaw: or "if you seek amy"

[11:11:44 PM] From OddBird: I'll tell her that right after I offer her a pint of Hard Dickens Cider.

[11:13:18 PM] From Aether: autodoc for all fex!

[11:13:38 PM] From Gun: what about me and meso?

[11:13:40 PM] From Aether: what's the docs tech + crap XD

[11:13:41 PM] From Hakai: /me gets her sleeping mat out and rests because she is still not feeling well

[11:14:04 PM] From Gun: naaaaaaaaw

[11:14:20 PM] To C Gen: http://is.gd/lo1g

[11:14:42 PM] From Aether: eew i need to roll a 9 for the doc to work....

[11:14:59 PM] From Aether: smart doc fails on me

[11:15:23 PM] From Aether: yeah i gots too much hp

[11:15:34 PM] From Aether: i gots no money either

[11:15:36 PM] From Raveshaw: my dice says 3

[11:15:51 PM] From Aether: need to roll over missing wounds + 10

[11:16:20 PM] From Aether: i'm missing 11 you bastard!

[11:16:24 PM] From OddBird: Ahhhh, gotcha. I rolled a 15 to beat the 14 I needed, then. :)

[11:16:26 PM] From Raveshaw: what's the roll again? is it just a D10?

[11:17:11 PM] From Raveshaw: i pass!

[11:17:45 PM] Titan is now muted.

[11:18:23 PM] From Raveshaw: i'm missing 3 and i rolled a 15

[11:18:35 PM] From Aether: now i get to mooch off you bastards for hospital fees + bike impounding fees the next day

[11:18:55 PM] From Gun: you rave

[11:19:04 PM] From Gun: naaaaaaaaw

[11:19:37 PM] From Aether: gun and meso also have to go to the hospital since they have no smart doc XD

[11:19:50 PM] From Gun: we have slap patches

[11:20:07 PM] From Gun: OMFG

[11:20:14 PM] From Badfish: can you buy drugs at the mall?

[11:20:23 PM] From Gun: no

[11:20:28 PM] From Aether: cigarettes maybe fish depnding on age...and smash

[11:20:45 PM] From Gun: smash is in the trunk

[11:21:02 PM] From Badfish: there's a hypodermic i want, but drugs must be purchased seperately. where would I find them?

[11:21:10 PM] From Aether: soo *epic overvoice* "and the next day"

[11:21:18 PM] From Gun: at the docks ;)

[11:21:38 PM] From Aether: drugs are probably too expensive for you to buy fish

[11:21:48 PM] From Gun: hey I should get 3 HP the next day with slap patches and what not ;)

[11:22:28 PM] From Aether: wtf is a slap patch? XD

[11:23:24 PM] From Gun: healing thing

[11:23:45 PM] From Aether: i seriously don't see it anywhere can i get the page gun i might need those XD

[11:24:30 PM] From Badfish: the smartdoc applies them aether

[11:24:43 PM] From Badfish: i'm not sure you can buy them individually

[11:26:53 PM] From Aether: how do i train cool fex? XD

[11:27:36 PM] From Badfish: pmed

[11:27:42 PM] From novice: Same question for me fex!

[11:28:04 PM] From Badfish: and that would happen overnight yes?

[11:28:11 PM] From Gun: I'll make meso turn the doc coat black if that's ok

[11:28:26 PM] From Aether: i missed the answer to my cool question

[11:28:50 PM] From Raveshaw: i want to train bolt throwing from 5 to 7

[11:29:11 PM] From Gun: rave that would be 13 hours

[11:29:23 PM] From Aether: 2 to 3 cool with me then

[11:30:15 PM] From Badfish: whats the ip cost on 1->3 for a skill?

[11:30:38 PM] Left server: novice.

[11:30:59 PM] From Badfish: righto.

[11:31:31 PM] From Aether: can i also get theifstuff from 1 -> 2 fex

[11:31:40 PM] From Gun: making out

[11:32:10 PM] From Aether: fex? can i also do the 1 - 2 TS?

[11:32:33 PM] From Badfish: thief stuff

[11:32:33 PM] From Aether: theif stuff

[11:33:01 PM] From Aether: can't i just practise slight of hand with a scout?

[11:33:14 PM] From Badfish: you fail every time, but it's good practice, and hilarious for us to watch.

[11:33:20 PM] From Aether: rofl

[11:33:40 PM] From Badfish: "Can you guys see me NOW?" "Yes, dude, you're like right in front of me."

[11:33:52 PM] From Aether: so the monty python voiceover for the next day coming?

[11:34:18 PM] From Gun: here's an idea...training my schooling from reading meso's mind ;)

[11:34:54 PM] From Badfish: listen to a book on tape gun

[11:34:55 PM] From Gun: and penis

[11:34:59 PM] From Aether: i need to figure out how to get you guys to pay for my hospital bills and bike impounding fee.....and to get my bow and jacket back from the hospital...

[11:37:03 PM] From Aether: a throw is jockstuff isn't it?

[11:38:19 PM] From Gun: ok few to throw at you while tired ;) 1) is my gun still jammed 2) what is the other gun's DC

[11:38:56 PM] From Gun: the agent gun which is likely DC4 or 5

[11:39:08 PM] From Gun: yeah my one gun had a jam

[11:40:12 PM] From Gun: ...don't explain that to me only how to make it better ;p

[11:40:24 PM] From Aether: (x2 IP) A more effective version of Kitbash with a focus on weapons and weapon systems.

[11:40:38 PM] From Badfish: welp, im gonna leave, bye dudes

[11:40:52 PM] From Badfish: k

[11:41:04 PM] Left server: Badfish.

[11:41:10 PM] From Aether: does sleeping at 1 hp regen anything fex?

[11:41:46 PM] From Aether: 2 hp without medical atention

[11:41:49 PM] From Gun: what about meso and I? that's like 2 smart docs

[11:42:03 PM] From Gun: got patches

[11:42:41 PM] From Aether: i still gotta bilk you guys ot of cash on thursday

[11:43:00 PM] From Gun: I know

[11:43:30 PM] From Gun: so no way to fix a simple gun jam atm?

[11:43:30 PM] From Aether: i said i need your monies on thursday

[11:43:46 PM] From Aether: rave isn't

[11:43:57 PM] From Gun: thought so

[11:44:11 PM] From Gun: duh

[11:44:59 PM] From Aether: and sleight of hand artist is totally off of the theifstuff skill fex

[11:45:31 PM] From Aether: when i asked if i could practise slight of hand with a scout XD

[11:46:09 PM] From Aether: i can make them inert obects as kgun who had one thrown at him XD

[11:46:30 PM] From Hakai: brb

[11:46:38 PM] From Gun: the shiv sliced me, was thrown at lammy

[11:46:42 PM] From Aether: manual dexterity ftw? XD

[11:47:21 PM] From Aether: i will always wonder what edgerunner skills fex would have given me if i didn't get the awesome mutant stats

[11:47:39 PM] From Gun: melee

[11:47:50 PM] From Aether: probably give me some of the crappy jockstuff related ones

[11:48:09 PM] From Aether: i know he/she/it did

[11:48:09 PM] From Gun: that faggot?

[11:48:52 PM] From Aether: gun got piloting XD

[11:48:55 PM] From Gun: pilot and driving is not even close

[11:49:05 PM] From Aether: ob?

[11:49:28 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[11:49:29 PM] Titan is now muted.

[11:49:30 PM] Titan is now unmuted.

[11:49:51 PM] From Gun: got melee dunno the other

[11:50:21 PM] From Aether: eeew ranged weapons are for people with no body

[11:50:34 PM] From Gun: indeed

[11:50:38 PM] From Aether: 8 is still +1 damage

[11:50:50 PM] From Hakai: OB?

[11:51:34 PM] From Aether: i keep having to delete my cookies but yeah i gots one

[11:52:23 PM] From Aether: i think i forgot my password XD

[11:54:07 PM] From Aether: wth is the darkmatter usergroup? XD

[11:54:23 PM] From Gun: oh! fex did* meso turn that(washed twice first)doc coat to black?

[11:54:24 PM] From Aether: rofl

[11:54:45 PM] From Aether: why would you want a black lab coat? XD

[11:54:52 PM] From Gun: I made her yes ;)

[11:54:57 PM] From OddBird: fashion statement, same reason I use a tux!

[11:55:01 PM] From Gun: was mentioned last session

[11:55:03 PM] From Aether: i gave them the dumpster coat fex

[11:57:35 PM] From Aether: fex got pwned by the RL people

[11:57:52 PM] From Gun: also meso mentioned pearls from egg shells last session, either you can say we got one from a carton or make her roll next time

[11:58:12 PM] From OddBird: same substance

[11:58:12 PM] From Aether: the calcium

[11:58:38 PM] From Gun: lol

[11:58:48 PM] From Aether: "calcium carbonate"

[11:59:06 PM] From Gun: OB's hero

[11:59:16 PM] From Hakai: OB, are you even still here?

[11:59:30 PM] From Gun: yes

[11:59:49 PM] From Gun: rofl

[12:00:02 AM] From Gun: epic death win

[12:00:11 AM] Titan is now muted.

[12:00:13 AM] From Aether: what happened to all the vehicular homicide

[12:01:32 AM] From OddBird: Hakai, I've been responding to you on the mic. Are you not listening?

[12:02:16 AM] From Hakai: /stalk ;p

[12:02:32 AM] From Aether: run

[12:02:34 AM] From Gun: run?

[12:02:46 AM] From Gun: lame? ;p

[12:03:20 AM] From Hakai: so....you are crazy mike? ;

[12:03:32 AM] From Gun: crazy like a fox

[12:03:56 AM] From Aether: grenades are total win

[12:04:03 AM] From Gun: I belong in your group

[12:04:25 AM] From Gun: o rly? ;p

[12:04:31 AM] From Aether: real grenades are like dc8 right? XD

[12:04:52 AM] From Aether: yar heav yweapons

[12:04:52 AM] From Gun: yes you do

[12:05:12 AM] From Gun: crack house

[12:05:23 AM] From Gun: republicans?

[12:05:28 AM] From OddBird: Neverland Ranch

[12:06:24 AM] From Gun: lol

[12:06:26 AM] From Aether: vampire michael jackson

[12:07:06 AM] Left server: OddBird.

[12:07:11 AM] From Gun: rigged a bomb to the car Road Warrior style

[12:07:13 AM] From Aether: this happened when utopia got us didn't it?

[12:07:34 AM] From Gun: no you should have!

[12:07:39 AM] From Aether: see fex lost his stuff so he decsided to do the same to us

[12:08:03 AM] From Gun: ahhhh makes sense....so did someone go nuts and attack you ;)

[12:08:14 AM] From Aether: my megaviolent would totally pwn with a rocket launcher

[12:08:24 AM] From Gun: indeed

[12:08:30 AM] From Aether: probably, but it'd still be fun

[12:08:45 AM] From Gun: indeed

[12:08:47 AM] From Aether: you wouldn't let me buy a heatgun

[12:08:56 AM] From Gun: fish has the heat gun

[12:09:08 AM] From Gun: yes!

[12:09:10 AM] From Aether: and the only time i saw a cborg was in the basement of utopia

[12:09:18 AM] From Gun: you aren't a wep?

[12:09:36 AM] From Aether: i am, but if i could get a DC5 melee weapon i'd be god

[12:09:39 AM] From Gun: yeah so

[12:09:52 AM] From Aether: dc5 + 4 damage would be so hax

[12:09:53 AM] From Gun: axe is DC5AP!

[12:10:04 AM] From Aether: ugh, without an accuracy penalty

[12:10:17 AM] From Gun: deal with it assmunch!

[12:10:29 AM] From Aether: -1 is a big deal if your stats are cut in haf

[12:10:54 AM] From Gun: well could buy a monoaxe....

[12:11:09 AM] From Aether: monoweapons don't get body bonus

[12:11:16 AM] From Gun: greataxe for you ;)

[12:11:29 AM] From Gun: true but that's +1 Acc

[12:11:47 AM] From Aether: yeah heat guns seem nice fex XD

[12:12:07 AM] From Gun: /me is only one to use one

[12:12:21 AM] From Aether: rofl way to go fex

[12:12:51 AM] From Aether: well there isn't really any other way to make money

[12:13:02 AM] From Gun: that's why I love your group...epic win and makes money

[12:13:08 AM] From Aether: i can't sell meso or hakai into prostitution

[12:13:17 AM] From Gun: hakai is too ugly

[12:13:28 AM] From Aether: if she turns a trick people will pay gun

[12:13:32 AM] From Gun: she's a burn victim

[12:13:46 AM] From Aether: maybe i can be a giggolo for the nurses

[12:13:57 AM] From Gun: anyways can sell the rocks at a few places

[12:14:19 AM] From Gun: and AG can knock over an ATM if he trains

[12:14:32 AM] From Aether: but honestly if i do somehow get rave to pay for all my shit we will need to find oddjobs XD

[12:14:51 AM] Hakai is now muted.

[12:14:59 AM] From Aether: titans a wizzard, imagine that

[12:15:06 AM] From Gun: Needs* to train, better? ;p

[12:15:29 AM] From Aether: well i think with an axe i could sunder some shit

[12:15:40 AM] From Aether: and hey i'm not built that badly fex

[12:15:50 AM] From Gun: great axe

[12:16:01 AM] From Aether: to stun me you had to just skip and say "they shock him untill he stops moving"

[12:16:16 AM] From Gun: works for the popo

[12:16:31 AM] From Aether: good thing i'm not polish or i'd be dead

[12:16:34 AM] From Gun: rodney aeth

[12:16:56 AM] From Aether: i seriously wanted to bite fishes ear off to make a mike tyson joke

[12:17:03 AM] From Gun: meso and I still have 750 each so we're good

[12:17:35 AM] From Aether: next time we find a safehouse i'm bugging you fex to say i just surf the internet for viral video and vintage comics