Monday, April 20, 2009

0091 CB CyberGen Session


- server grants op status to Verifex
Users in room 'RPG Room':
    Verifex
    Raveshaw
    {King}Aether
<Verifex> hmmm well then
<{King}Aether> yo.
<Verifex> I guess waiting for people is what we shall do then
<{King}Aether> i'm afk for about 10 mins anyways
<{King}Aether> got war on ragnarok tonight
<Verifex> only 2 players.. be back in 10-15 min I guess, hopefully people show up.
<Verifex> that sounds very missable ;D
<Raveshaw> nuh uh
<{King}Aether> i see hakai in carnage but not..unafk
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Hakai> What up yoz
<Raveshaw> hey baby! how you doin? =P
<{King}Aether> only 3 people hakai
* Raveshaw totally made a joke there
<{King}Aether> aalthough as it stands i'm solo and you gun and hak are running
<{King}Aether> meso*
<{King}Aether> so my goth will not only be the second death ever
<{King}Aether> but the fastest
<Raveshaw> hakai, call OB1, gun, meso and titan, and tell them to get their asses here NOW
<Verifex> hey hakai
<Raveshaw> MY HACKY PIE! you can only look.
<Raveshaw> o.O
<Raveshaw> and even looking has its limitations
<Hakai> what?
<Hakai> OB is on the phone with me now
<Hakai> on his way home from work.  I don't think Gun's coming back.  I'll text Meso, titan and Badfish though
<{King}Aether> meso won't come without gun most likely
<Hakai> I have no way of getting ahold of novice though
<{King}Aether> so you gotta bank on ob and titan
<{King}Aether> and fish
<{King}Aether> and i'll bet titan will use the work excused
<Hakai> and hi, Fex
<Hakai> and aether
<Hakai> and rave
<Hakai> and anyone else that's here at the moment
<{King}Aether> that's it hak
<Verifex> hmmm
<{King}Aether> 3 players and a DM
<{King}Aether> and this isn't D&D
<Hakai> OB is almost home
<Raveshaw> http://is.gd/tnlK
<{King}Aether> well fex i'm solo if you want to do that while everyone runs
<Raveshaw> that is like, the most awesome song ever
<Verifex> hmmm
<Verifex> possibly
<Hakai> go for it, Fex  ^_^
<Hakai> I'll log into mumble, but it'll be a minute before I can get my headset on
<{King}Aether> and no rave this is the best song ever http://is.gd/tnmF
OddFish has joined the room.
- server grants op status to OddFish
<{King}Aether> hey ob
<OddFish> Hakai says she pissed on her freshly dried clothes.
<OddFish> hiya
<{King}Aether> jeeze ob you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore
<OddFish> she also says you're a true psychic
<{King}Aether> "this just in the popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at 11"
<OddFish> when they said buttered popcorn, who knew they meant nut butter
<Verifex> hey ob
<OddFish> whoa, you're here
<Hakai> RAWR
<Verifex> Yes, I am
<Verifex> So, how is everyone?
<OddFish> Hakai says everyone is more important than me.
<OddFish> that's how I am. :(
<Hakai> ;P
<OddFish> she JUST told me that on the phone
<Verifex> I'm sorry, but she is right.
<Hakai> I'm texting everyone and he's like ahahahaa
<OddFish> ih8u.
<OddFish> I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU VERONICA
<Verifex> I just had an independant team of experts verify her results using the gas chromatigraph..
<OddFish> IF YOU'RE WATCHING
<Hakai> xD
<Verifex> she never watches me in chat or on the computer in general
<Hakai> FEX GET YOUR BEHINDBOOTY IN MUMBLE
<Hakai> ;p
<OddFish> that's what you think. She stares at your ass while you're playing
<Hakai> xD
<Hakai> maybe
<Hakai> but I bet she can hear us
<Hakai> because we can hear her
<Hakai> so.
<Verifex> nope
<OddFish> yeah I bet if I yell her name in Mumble
<Hakai> use that to your advantage, OB
<OddFish> ...it'll bring back fond memories
<OddFish> xD
<OddFish> oh dammit you're not in mumble
Ta_Ta_Titan has joined the room.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (hello everyone, sorry I'm late, I've been practicing Halo)
<OddFish> it's cool
<OddFish> Fex is still secksing with his woman
<OddFish> he should be finished in 5...4...3....2...SHAZAAAAAM
<OddFish> nope, nope, he's on a long stretch tonight
Ta_Ta_Titan left the room.
Ta_Ta_Titan has joined the room.
<Hakai> Titan  :D
<Hakai> I needs to talks to youz
<Hakai> VERIFEX, WHERE ARE YOU, PUNK
<Verifex> I'm here
<OddFish> YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS
<OddFish> (hakai)
<Hakai> T-T
<Verifex> Okay TMI
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Parantheses
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (now bitches)
<OddFish> (bitchessss)
novice has joined the room.
<Hakai> (NOVICE  :D)
<Hakai> (whooo)
* novice (got an ironkey as vendor shwag today)
<OddFish> (o.O)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis takes off running.
<Verifex> (I've got a usb key with truecrypt) ;)
<novice> (Yeah, I'm hoping the ironkeys prove easier to use so I can man users get them)
<novice> (err make)
* Hakai is still running back to the Jetta
* Raveshaw calls hakai
* Ta_Ta_Titan says high to Hakai "hey, you busted it out of their quickly"
* Raveshaw hangs up and dials artie
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Hey what's up?"
<Raveshaw> "yo, i can't get into bob's garage. do we have any other place i can go?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Go to the mall, we'll be there in a little bit.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> ""*
Hakai left the room.
* Raveshaw starts heading over to the mall
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Or, you can go to the cyber evolved cafe if you want"
Hakai has joined the room.
- server grants op status to Hakai
<Raveshaw> what's there?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "umm, other cyber evolved, some cool peeps, some dangerous people also I'm sure."
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (it's called the pilot house, #45 on the map)
OddFish left the room.
OddFish has joined the room.
- server grants op status to OddFish
* novice wonders what time it is
<OddFish> (I thought it was in the AM)
<OddFish> (hurray I'm amazing)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Arty leans back and says "wow guys, that was some of the worst worming I've ever seen.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "I wish we could have gotten those chromes"
<Raveshaw> "i think i'll just meet you at the mall man. see ya there"
<{King}Aether> well shit if someoen hadn't woke up those kids i would have atleast robbed someone
<Hakai> Pft.  You guys are the worst stealth-capable kids...-ever-
* Hakai sulks in the back
<{King}Aether> pft i was so stealth
<{King}Aether> not my fault someone woke up the kids so i had 2 adults and a mob of angry kids on me
<novice> (tigger bounces up to the drunkard)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Nope, not your fault, but still it was rather embarassing.
* Hakai looks up
<Hakai> Wait, so there were adults in there after all?
<Hakai> And that guy Bob...he took off.  He isn't answering his cell either.  That chick Carrie rode off alongside him.  She's not answering either.
<OddFish> (the wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!)
* novice goes up to the bar and asks for some more water
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Upon arriving at the mall, Atry calls Rave.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Hey dude we're at the mall, where are you?"
<{King}Aether> looks like we're camping out tonight
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "alright I see you, good bye"
<Raveshaw> bye? wha?
<Raveshaw> where you off to now?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis drives up to rave and opens the door for him "hey man, hop in and enjoy the party."
* Raveshaw attempts to hop in and enjoy the party
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Alright guys, since our last little plan went belly up, there's this cool plan that I want us to try. I want  us to find some beastman or splunger and try to get some of his money. My plan for doing this is finding him in the mall, and "kidnapping" him if you will. All we need to do is interrogate him for his pin number and have OB listen into his subvocal. Once we have his pin, we can take his wallet, and use an atm to get a lot of money. We might be able to use him to get some other info about where he works, and we could possibly break in there. If not, we'll at least get some good money, and if we can't find a beastman or splunger, so rich fool will work well."
<{King}Aether> kidnapping in a mall doesn't seem to smart
* Hakai calls Badfish and has him come meet us
<{King}Aether> for all you know 4 security guards wil lcome out of nowhere toss you in a cell and transfer you off somewhere
<{King}Aether> (aether's experience in mall abduction)
<Raveshaw> i'll get meatbag to slap him up. that's a good method to torment people. =)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Yes of course, we'd get him on the way to his car."
<OddFish> (haha if you weren't a megaviolent that could have gone a lot better)
<Hakai> Well.  We don't actually have to kidnap him at all
<Hakai> not in person, anyway.  We can "kidnap" his mind...
<Raveshaw> awha? you mean you're going to work on the corner for us? sweet!
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I guess not, you steal wallet, and OB scan him?
<Raveshaw> ()
<Raveshaw> (that was really meant for parenthesis)
<OddFish> (perron or JP)
<{King}Aether> we'd be better off finding someone interested in blackmarket weapons to unload that god slayer rifle
<{King}Aether> you got connections don't you arty?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Uhm, yeah, I can call up some people, but I don't usually run in that sort of thing, more just like organizing rallies.
<Hakai> Well.  I mean, kidnapping him is really risky.  So what if we lurk around an ATM and I act all dumb and say something like, "Why is my pin number always so hard to remember" and hope that poor sap starts thinking about his.  and then Perron can scan him.  Or whatever.  I like your plan, but we don't really have the weapons to back ourselves up at the moment.
<Raveshaw> i don't think perron can scan for numbers
<Hakai> and I can get the wallet pretty easily with my cables
<Ta_Ta_Titan> He can, but I don't need the numbers, if hakai can get me the cards, I can do it so easily.
<Raveshaw> why not ask the ATM to give you money?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I could, but it's not nearly as easy as if I had the card.
<Raveshaw> oh
<Hakai> So...just try get a guy's wallet?
<Raveshaw> we need a RICH GUY
<Hakai> I already did that once
<Raveshaw> not just some guy that looks rich, but an actual rich guy
<Hakai> Should be a breeze  *grins*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Oh, and I need to go sell my jammer, Uncle Rache informed me that it would just really mess with mine and OB's senses not just not me out of virtuality.
<Raveshaw> dont those things come with full refunds?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> No, but I'll prolly pawn it off or something?
<Raveshaw> well, maybe you could ask it to not work properly for a while or something, then go to the shop you got it from and say it never worked. they should give you a full refund or something
<Ta_Ta_Titan> So, what do you guys want to do till morning, or do you just want to sleep.
<Raveshaw> man, i feel like i'm about to drop dead. i need sleep
<Raveshaw> and i need lennie to use the autodoc on me too
<Raveshaw> i'm still pretty banged up
<novice> (What autodoc?)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Well, let me see if I can go ask them nicely at Bob's to have our autodoc back.
* Ta_Ta_Titan drives quickly do Bob's and tells the group to hold on for a sec.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *Artemis walks up to the door and knocks on it.
<Hakai> Well, I can go try to talk to Flick.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Yeah, after he is out of jail, *Artemis does a youeey
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Looks like you'll have to tough it out for now rave. So, want to sleep everyone?
<Raveshaw> awman, what the hell is going on? let's check that shit out
<novice> (Did you say I get off at three or five fex?)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I'm soooo tired, but I guess we'll take a vote?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> King, Hakai, what do you guys want to do, check it out, or play it safe.
<novice> (OB just offered Fex a ride home)
<OddFish> (Veronica*)
<{King}Aether> check it out
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Alright, I guess we'll check it out, *Artemis does another youeey.
<Hakai> I think we oughta just at least drive by.
<Raveshaw> that's what we're doing now
<Raveshaw> Let's shock the shit out of them all!
Raveshaw left the room.
Raveshaw has joined the room.
<Raveshaw> what the fuck is going on here?
<Raveshaw> what's that burning metal thing?
<Raveshaw> (sorry, i meant to say)
<Raveshaw> What's that burning thing in front of the metal gate there?
* Hakai stops laughing for a moment and looks up
<Hakai> What burning metal thing?  /me looks around
* novice is starting to wonder why this bar even has a bouncer
* novice leans out to the lady working the door and asks if it's normally this quiet
<Raveshaw> it looked like something was burning in front of the gate there
<Ta_Ta_Titan> I didn't see anything out of the normal.
<Hakai> Well...if it's burning, I doubt that it's raid-related.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Burning, what did it look like?
<Hakai> I can get out and go check it out, if you'd like
<Raveshaw> i don't really know, i just saw the fire and the smoke
<OddFish> (fire)
<OddFish> (bahahahha)
<Raveshaw> the metal gate looked like it was blown open too
<novice> ahh...
<OddFish> (it looked like a vagina after Perron gets introduced to it)
<Raveshaw> there was also an ambulance and a fire engine. maybe someone got hurt.
<{King}Aether> (it was perfectly intact and untouched?)
<Raveshaw> (hymen and all?)
<OddFish> (and flaming)
<Hakai> Want me to go look?  On foot, I mean?  Or are you guys wanting to drive back there or....?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Well I don't particularly want to get in some trouble.
<Raveshaw> hey man
<OddFish> (throw her out of the car!)
<Raveshaw> we're going to lose that autodoc and all our shit
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Hmm, well we could lose the abilitity to heal ourselves, or we could die, looks like we let the auto doc go.
<Hakai> I'll drop by there another day then I guess, because you're my only wheels.
<Raveshaw> why would we die?
<{King}Aether> this coming from the dude who almost died
<{King}Aether> i don't feel too shit hot either
<Hakai> Well.  Either way, we're not sleeping there tonight.
<Hakai> Damn we need a place of our own.  *sighs*  Anyway, lets see if Lennie has room for us tonight.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Alright, that solves it, let's go sleep at the mall I guess. Unless you guys can think of somewhere else to sleep.
* Hakai calls Lennie
<Ta_Ta_Titan> Oh, Lennies, that sounds good. Who wants to call him?
<Ta_Ta_Titan> That settles it I guess.
<{King}Aether> let haka talk (roll diplomacy) with lennie about a camping spot
* OddFish rings Arty
<novice> (rtty it should be spelled)
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "yello, what's up?
<OddFish> Hey man um I am not really lost but I don't know where I am...could you gimme some help on how to get to this address?"
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Umm can you tell me where you are now?"
* Hakai hangs up and redials for good measuer
<novice> (you should be able to read that from his phone haxor pants)
* novice answers his phone quietly
<novice> What?
* Hakai hangs up and (nvm_
<OddFish> "ummmm I'm at the intersection of homelessfuckers ave and dirtmotel st"
<OddFish> "that's about all I know man"
<Hakai> I was just needing to know 1) whether you're at your camp, and 2) if we can crash there for the night
<Hakai> please*
<Ta_Ta_Titan> "Umm well he you go *Atremis continues to give directions to Perron"
<novice> Go right ahead, I won't be off work till dawn anyway
<Hakai> Alright, sweet.  Oh and btw, if you happen to see/talk to Bob, tell him he's a douche for me, will ya?
* Hakai hangs up and turns to Arty
<Ta_Ta_Titan> *upon hearing what novice said, Atry guns it out of the mall and heads toward Novice's.
<novice> douche, bob, got it
<OddFish> (and that she needs to use him in around 4 days 'cuz she's getting sour)
<Hakai> Lennie says we can crash at his pad.  Drive on, driver.  I'm tired.
<Ta_Ta_Titan> (remember, I hear everything hak, EVERYTHING)
<novice> (*pad in this case means a small dirt clearing in between hill covered with masses of brush)
* OddFish follows Atry's directions
<Hakai> (lol)\
* novice yawns into his shoulder and goes back to scanning the room for drunks in need
<Hakai> (ask the bartender if he needs anything done?  I can't think of anything else to save you from boredom, sorry nov  :(  )
<Hakai> (is the drunk chick everything your 11-year-old fantasies had hoped for, OB?  XD)
<OddFish> (yeah, Aleesa's great)
* Hakai rolls out her cybersleep pad and falls asleep
<novice> (Perron nobly gets her keys out and tucks her in)
<novice> (BITCH eat one less fucing cheeseburger!)
<novice> (gonna be a whole lot of "she doesn't care" I suspect)
<Hakai> (no shit  xD)
<OddFish> (hehehe)
<OddFish> (wtf...cybersleep pad? CYBERSLEEPING?)
<Hakai> (CyberRest SleepPad... $20 @ mall, AND you don't wake up feeling like shit)
<Hakai> (angry boyfriend, ftw)
<novice> (way to not fail to be a perv... 11 year olds HAVE to be pervy)
<Hakai> (not all.  some though  ;p)
<novice> (ALL)
<novice> (HIDE under the sink!)
<Hakai> (that's true.  any man with a spine wouldn't allow the girl to take it over with girly-stuff)
<novice> (men have spines?)
<Hakai> (heh)
<Hakai> (nov, do you not have a PM window?)
<novice> (Perron, the gentlemen thief)
<Hakai> (we are ninja!)
* novice nods thanks and goes outside...
* novice mentions to Perron that there was some big shindig down the way... we should have checked that out
<OddFish> Yo....a shindig?
<novice> I dunno, apparently this was a slow night because of some event...
<OddFish> Is it over already?
<novice> in any case, I'm beat and have to be back here in 15 hours
<OddFish> ahh...well, I guess I need to get some sleep too. Maybe I'll feel a little better in the morning. I'm still sore from that gunfight the other day.
* novice fires up the jeep and heads to his secondary camp
<novice> (Awesome)
* OddFish fires up the drunkchick transportation device and follows
* novice checks the perimiter on his area, and sets up his roll in the middle of the thicket
* novice sets the snoopbox to motion sensing
<novice> (I meant Hakai... why would OB need sandpaper to train emp?)
<novice> (afk)
<novice> (1/4 mile)
{King}Aether left the room.
Ta_Ta_Titan left the room.
<novice> (I don't think I'm going to make it to one)

MUMBLE

[9:08:30 PM] Welcome to Mumble.

[9:08:35 PM] Connected to server defhoboz.biz.





[9:08:35 PM]
Welcome to this server running Murmur.
Enjoy your stay!


[9:08:38 PM] Titan moved in by Verifex from Root.


[9:08:55 PM] From Aether: woo 5 people


[9:09:04 PM] To Main: yup





[9:09:13 PM] From Server: Main:
Something


[9:09:19 PM] From Aether: do you have your books open yet fex?


[9:09:27 PM] From Titan: I think with a lower amount of people it may cause us to work together more though.


[9:09:41 PM] To tree Main: yeah hang on


[9:09:54 PM] From Aether: i hope so titan, guns quitting act was to wake everyone up and leave me solo in the house while everyone else runs away


[9:10:35 PM] From Titan: Just to be clear to everyone, he's not just up and quitting CGen, he has a reason for quitting, and it's not really in his control.


[9:10:51 PM] From Aether: and suddenly i'm rave but i actually am "shocking the shit" out of people


[9:10:58 PM] From Aether: oh i know that titan


[9:11:02 PM] From Titan: Yes, I can, I'm still ok with the 500k dollars


[9:11:06 PM] From Aether: i just wish he didn't wake up the house


[9:11:24 PM] From Titan: forums FTW


[9:12:01 PM] From Titan: Well since I'm taking the money off it, I


[9:12:10 PM] From Titan: I'd assume I'd have it.


[9:12:20 PM] Raveshaw muted by Aether.


[9:12:21 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Hakai.


[9:12:23 PM] Raveshaw deafened by Hakai.


[9:12:25 PM] Raveshaw was kicked from the server by OddBird: asshole.


[9:12:29 PM] From Titan: Yeah, I just wanted him to get fair bids for everything.


[9:12:37 PM] From Aether: fex you gotta de-op rave


[9:12:42 PM] From OddBird: >:(


[9:13:09 PM] Joined server: Raveshaw.


[9:13:09 PM] Raveshaw entered channel.


[9:13:20 PM] From Titan: Ok, now rave be a good boy.


[9:13:23 PM] From Raveshaw: don't be hatin


[9:13:24 PM] From OddBird: hey rave, if you uninstall mumble, fex said he'll give you a gorilla and a spinner.


[9:13:38 PM] From Raveshaw: yeah totally


[9:13:46 PM] From Raveshaw: exactly


[9:14:08 PM] From Raveshaw: best song ever: http://is.gd/tnlK


[9:14:16 PM] From Titan: Well, I was planning on just taking it off his debt, to save transfer fees.


[9:14:16 PM] From OddBird: what hakai?


[9:14:38 PM] From OddBird: why? I said I didn't WANT to be in a 3some with you


[9:14:52 PM] From OddBird: :O TELL HER SHE CAN LIVE IN ALABAMA


[9:15:55 PM] From Titan: I had 3k dollars by the age of 15.


[9:16:18 PM] From Titan: Yeah, so did I, I paid 4k for my truck


[9:16:43 PM] From OddBird: do you have a job rave


[9:16:44 PM] From Titan: I made 3.1k dollars easy in a summer at a minimum wage job.


[9:16:53 PM] From OddBird: yeah, that prevents you from making money


[9:17:30 PM] From Aether: work at mcdonalds =p


[9:18:20 PM] From Titan: Rave you live in Cali right?


[9:18:51 PM] From Titan: Cool, lol, 24


[9:19:18 PM] From Titan: A very small amount, about 5k per cycle


[9:19:25 PM] From OddBird: 15% of NW increase


[9:19:48 PM] From OddBird: NW (_INCREASE_)


[9:19:58 PM] From Titan: It increase 8,700$ per x, and you get about 3.5 x's per cycle


[9:20:04 PM] From Aether: fex you better not run over midnight your time or i'm gonna die in the morning


[9:20:11 PM] From OddBird: damn Hakai, the wiki is RIGHT there


[9:20:31 PM] From Aether: wiki has forge times, efficiency and nws


[9:20:37 PM] From Titan: what county do you live in rave?


[9:20:59 PM] From OddBird: nope, it isn't there, titan just has the NW increase amounts on all the weapons memorized


[9:21:03 PM] From Titan: never mind, there's no way you can get a job...


[9:21:05 PM] From Aether: he lives in "i can't believe i haven't ben shot" county


[9:21:35 PM] From Titan: he doesn't know the difference between county and country


[9:22:25 PM] From Titan: he has t2s off


[9:22:33 PM] From Titan: For Rave: http://is.gd/tnC0


[9:23:16 PM] From Titan: Yeah, like 40 job openings, so you won't get fat


[9:23:32 PM] From Titan: who's really cute?


[9:24:16 PM] From Aether: no sweatshops rave


[9:24:30 PM] From Aether: although making a nickle an hour would be an improvement for you


[9:24:45 PM] From Titan: what color is his t-shirt hakai?


[9:25:07 PM] From Titan: You think that guy is cute?


[9:25:35 PM] From Titan: He looks like a pedophile.


[9:25:49 PM] From OddBird: cuter than you!


[9:26:14 PM] From OddBird: god Rave I'm pretty sure you can't be talking about ugly asian guys


[9:26:32 PM] From OddBird: DAMN HAKAI HAVENT YOU HEARD OF GOOGLE


[9:26:41 PM] From OddBird: dictionary.co9m


[9:26:58 PM] From OddBird: YES DICTIONARY DOT CAW NINE EM


[9:27:06 PM] From OddBird: fucker


[9:27:37 PM] From OddBird: and I'll go find some high heel shoes and stomp their heads and send you pics of it on your phone


[9:27:41 PM] From Titan: Fex you're soo f'ing ugly


[9:28:02 PM] From OddBird: SHOE HEEL THROUGH THE EYESOCKET


[9:28:15 PM] From OddBird: because they remind me of you!


[9:28:30 PM] From OddBird: your narrow ass looks just like a PUSSY


[9:28:38 PM] From Titan: Sure you do, you're really hairy and you lick your butt


[9:28:55 PM] From OddBird: I DO KNOW YOUR GF THAT LIVES 500 MILES AWAY SENT ME PICS OF HER PUSSY...but it was just you


[9:29:12 PM] From OddBird: yeah, that's you


[9:29:17 PM] From OddBird: YOU are her PUSSY


[9:29:23 PM] From Titan: I don't think he got the joke the first time OB


[9:29:24 PM] From OddBird: RAVIPUSSY


[9:29:28 PM] From OddBird: he didnt


[9:29:35 PM] From OddBird: I'm just going with it now cuz I'm bored


[9:29:41 PM] From OddBird: YOUR ASS IS A BUOY


[9:29:51 PM] From OddBird: IT CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE IN EMERGENCIES


[9:30:01 PM] From OddBird: EVERYONE ON THE PLANE JUST GRAB HAKAI'S ASS AND PADDLE


[9:30:12 PM] From OddBird: dammit fex where are you


[9:30:20 PM] From OddBird: you just realized that was a fatass joke, didn't you


[9:30:23 PM] From OddBird: xD


[9:30:23 PM] From Hakai: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc226/crzybblez/aviart.jpg


[9:30:31 PM] From OddBird: oh, THAT was the ohhh


[9:30:40 PM] From OddBird: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU


[9:30:59 PM] To tree Main: I was busy!


[9:31:02 PM] From Titan: It's wayyyyyyy better looking than Hakai


[9:31:11 PM] From OddBird: YOU ARE A TEMPORARY JEW


[9:31:27 PM] From Titan: 1 month, Fex has been celebit for at least 1 year as of right now..


[9:31:50 PM] From Titan: not by choice, of course


[9:31:56 PM] From Titan: actually left hand


[9:32:38 PM] From Hakai: () hey hey hey *pops-up*


[9:32:52 PM] Raveshaw muted by OddBird.


[9:32:53 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Hakai.


[9:32:55 PM] Raveshaw muted by Hakai.


[9:33:00 PM] Raveshaw unmuted by Raveshaw.


[9:33:03 PM] From Titan: what the fuck was that noise


[9:33:05 PM] From Aether: fex how long is my "obscure symbol on a long chain"


[9:34:58 PM] From Titan: Alright I'll get you started "last week when we left you guys you were"


[9:35:31 PM] From Aether: i knocked a guy out with a dc9 (8 damage) shock...and got abandoned


[9:35:37 PM] From Titan: Aether gets to make a 3rd character???


[9:36:00 PM] From Titan: (that was a joke about aether dying)


[9:36:25 PM] From Titan: Alright, we know the situation, let's get rolling.


[9:36:28 PM] From Aether: if titan doesn't leave..the jetta is still there


[9:37:13 PM] From Titan: I'm liking it the most than I since I started playing.


[9:37:22 PM] From Titan: I have since*


[9:37:44 PM] From Aether: i'm fine now, i was hoping i wouldn't get split honestly


[9:38:20 PM] From Titan: Hey I don't usually miss, last thursday was the first day in a looooonnng time


[9:38:38 PM] From Aether: i'm usually here 100%, same with hak and ob


[9:38:58 PM] From Titan: Nope no problem. and I'm almost always here too king


[9:39:21 PM] From OddBird: I'm also liking the game more now than I ever have before, btw


[9:39:32 PM] From Aether: because fex the only second option would be to use a message board style rpg


[9:39:41 PM] From Aether: and those are slow


[9:40:00 PM] From OddBird: I can see a second option being for everyone to have a job or something like what novice has where they can go off to anytime they go AFK


[9:40:10 PM] From OddBird: and the rest of the time we stay in a party


[9:40:53 PM] From Titan: It is easier, and now we have to depend more on each other, which is why I think less = more


[9:42:12 PM] From Titan: Yeah, my D&D game only has 3 or 4 people, and I think it's great because of that.


[9:42:44 PM] From Titan: well to be fair, we really didn't want anybody but me, hakai, and Gun


[9:42:58 PM] From Titan: it wasn't against just you rave


[9:43:32 PM] From Titan: You know with out all the mucus in your body, your stomach would eat itself away


[9:44:04 PM] From Titan: which almost rappelz you


[9:44:25 PM] From Titan: Guys, do we have any other scanners?


[9:44:38 PM] From Titan: Thank god I would have been pissed


[9:44:42 PM] From Titan: NO!!


[9:44:52 PM] From Titan: it's ok, b/c she didn't do shit anyway


[9:45:01 PM] From Titan: I miss Bfly sooooo much


[9:45:16 PM] From Titan: she was, and she was sooo nice


[9:45:59 PM] From Aether: and i seriously...don't want to get into fights...


[9:46:07 PM] From Titan: Right now, we have plenty of people, we have 7 players, that's plenty


[9:46:51 PM] From Titan: Well, I have a good plan that would benefit us all, and that all or most of our gangs would want to do.


[9:47:20 PM] From Titan: This one would get us a good amount of money.


[9:48:09 PM] From Titan: Wow, so is mine, i just haven't typed it down yet.


[9:48:41 PM] From Aether: so..startign 2 hours late?


[9:48:43 PM] OddBird was kicked from the server by Hakai: ih8u.


[9:48:58 PM] Joined server: OddBird.


[9:48:58 PM] OddBird entered channel.


[9:49:32 PM] From Titan: I'm not leaving him.


[9:49:43 PM] From Titan: Outside the door.


[9:50:10 PM] From Titan: Good assumption.


[9:50:21 PM] From Titan: hahaha bitch


[9:50:54 PM] From Titan: well, it exist, he just can't get in.


[9:50:58 PM] From Aether: and fex saved me more dc by saying i knocked the dude out with a non-stun attack


[9:51:22 PM] From Titan: yes, gun is gone for awhile.


[9:51:40 PM] From Aether: fex, how much is an aluminum baseball bat?


[9:52:26 PM] From Titan: titan


[9:52:57 PM] From Titan: Where is BF/King/my bike at?


[9:53:11 PM] From Titan: Badfish did have it.


[9:53:17 PM] From Aether: i'm in the house, in an unknown area, doing unknown things


[9:53:22 PM] From Titan: ok, thought so.


[9:53:57 PM] From Aether: we don't have 100 lines of softcore anymore


[9:54:03 PM] From Titan: Umm, Gun's going to be gone for a llooooonnng time


[9:54:07 PM] From Hakai: () so we lose everything off his character?


[9:54:19 PM] From Aether: so everythings sorted out now?


[9:54:30 PM] To Hakai: () everything non-plot related, yes..


[9:54:38 PM] From Titan: Yeah, so in game, what did they do that made people run away?


[9:54:43 PM] From OddBird: well do you want to get us back together into one party, fex, or do you want to start with their group and get their objectives sorted out


[9:54:57 PM] From Hakai: () The smart-doc too? He went halfsies on that. Or the Kenmore, I don't remember


[9:55:00 PM] From Aether: well i want to do my thing atm...


[9:55:12 PM] From Titan: I'd prefer if we roll played out through king's stuff.


[9:55:23 PM] From Aether: lemme do my stuff fex it'll be fast


[9:55:56 PM] From Titan: What do I see from the outside of the house?


[9:55:59 PM] From Aether: i loot the knocked out guy and go through the clothing i stole


[9:56:36 PM] From Aether: what a second person showed up?


[9:56:49 PM] From Titan: Can I blend to look in the house hiddenly


[9:57:00 PM] From Aether: the guy i shocked yesterday XD


[9:57:02 PM] From Titan: what about TS?


[9:57:13 PM] Joined server: novice.


[9:57:21 PM] From Aether: pull up those notes fex XD


[9:57:24 PM] novice entered channel.


[9:57:28 PM] From Aether: hey nov.


[9:57:49 PM] Titan left channel.


[9:57:52 PM] Titan entered channel.


[9:58:50 PM] From Aether: i umm put my hand back and shock him dc9


[9:58:54 PM] From Titan: no roll to dodge?


[9:59:18 PM] From novice: flat footed!


[9:59:19 PM] From Aether: well fex since he's holding me, do i even need to roll to place my hand on him?


[9:59:35 PM] From Aether: yeah but he's gotta be close...


[9:59:53 PM] From Aether: so i touch him with my palm for dc9, do i roll?


[9:59:55 PM] From OddBird: to shock him, you're going to have to perform a reacharound


[10:00:08 PM] From Titan: You can't apply logic to this hakai


[10:00:21 PM] From Titan: never apply logic to CGen, 1st rule, lol


[10:00:24 PM] From Aether: yes i have


[10:00:44 PM] From Aether: 1 after btm


[10:01:03 PM] From Aether: fumble


[10:01:10 PM] From Aether: 8 on fumble


[10:01:16 PM] From OddBird: bad luck :(


[10:01:25 PM] From Titan: so I can't peek in sneakly at all?


[10:01:48 PM] From Titan: Ok, I don't see anything at all?


[10:02:10 PM] From Titan: Oh ok, why did I ask...


[10:02:14 PM] From Raveshaw: dude ather, why do you have the godly rifle? you are a walking weapon like me.


[10:02:25 PM] From Aether: i was hak


[10:02:29 PM] From OddBird: I think he was then too :P


[10:02:30 PM] From Titan: Ok, uhh I'm taking off running.


[10:02:35 PM] From Aether: but no rave, look at my level of bolt throwin


[10:02:55 PM] From Aether: dun wanna


[10:03:01 PM] From Aether: melee bolter ftw


[10:03:04 PM] From Titan: are there any street lights around fex, that would help them to see me as I ran


[10:03:17 PM] From OddBird: wait for a minute rave :P he's in the middle of something


[10:03:38 PM] From Aether: alright let's see if he doesn't knowck me out this round


[10:03:43 PM] From Titan: fex, any lights?


[10:03:57 PM] From Titan: look about 3 lines up in mumble.


[10:04:05 PM] From Aether: you're behind the house titan


[10:04:41 PM] From Titan: Ok, I'll just take off running that way.


[10:05:15 PM] From Aether: if fex rolls higher than a 3 i'm dead


[10:06:20 PM] From Raveshaw: /me calls up hakai


[10:07:46 PM] From Aether: yo buddy, i was just looking to do business and this guy attacked me, do i look like i came looking for a fight?


[10:08:51 PM] From Aether: woa shit i surrender jeeze just toss me my naginata


[10:09:01 PM] From Titan: run while you're alive.


[10:09:26 PM] From Aether: yeah buddy i''m leaving jsut toss that after i;m out


[10:09:45 PM] From Aether: -walks out the back door-


[10:09:53 PM] From OddBird: (damn, first my wallet, now your spear)


[10:10:10 PM] From OddBird: (nice!)


[10:10:56 PM] From Aether: - goes to retrieve it and hops the fence - (26 jockstuff)


[10:11:40 PM] From Aether: i run for the jetta then


[10:11:49 PM] From Titan: Sweet.


[10:12:08 PM] From Aether: one second you guys there's something i want to do - grabs his dc8 rifle -


[10:12:28 PM] From Aether: - walks back and shoots out a window -


[10:12:44 PM] From Titan: drive by FTW?


[10:12:48 PM] From Aether: whatever, he's losing a window


[10:13:00 PM] From Titan: I drive him close.


[10:13:33 PM] From Aether: nope, back window.


[10:13:41 PM] From Aether: no windows on the back of the house?


[10:13:49 PM] From Titan: No, I just want to get where he can see the window, he can be like 200 meters away


[10:14:42 PM] From Aether: shooting out a window is more complex than it needs to be XD


[10:15:03 PM] From Titan: he's going to the mall


[10:16:12 PM] From Aether: someone is losing a window


[10:16:25 PM] From Titan: shoot it with your norwolf


[10:16:31 PM] From Aether: i am


[10:16:32 PM] From Titan: don't waste ammo


[10:16:43 PM] From OddBird: "You pick the wrong house. Through the broken window you see an old granny in her nightie fall to the floor after your shot is fired"


[10:16:52 PM] From Aether: with my rolls the militech will break my shoulder


[10:17:07 PM] From Aether: yeah


[10:17:20 PM] From Aether: 27


[10:17:30 PM] From Hakai: what the hell is going on now? We're driving around in the jetta shooting windows? wtf


[10:18:21 PM] From Aether: drive arty drive!


[10:18:24 PM] From Titan: After he shoots, I gun it.


[10:18:36 PM] From Titan: I'm heading toward the mall.


[10:18:57 PM] From Titan: You, me and King, heading toward mall, Rave is there, and I don't know where bf is.


[10:19:40 PM] From Aether: i'm lee harvey oswald bitch. and badfish is in the jetta


[10:21:30 PM] From Titan: corp sec offs, or loyal corps


[10:21:50 PM] From Titan: well 1 of them were at least


[10:22:04 PM] From Titan: there were at least 2 adults hakai


[10:22:33 PM] From Aether: novice i had a mission to make the world a better place, it just turned into petty robbery


[10:22:40 PM] From Titan: well, f off, I'm the first person to use their slang, so don't hate on me


[10:23:04 PM] From Titan: well there was some adults, I just didn't see them in game.


[10:23:51 PM] From Titan: talk in code


[10:24:06 PM] From Titan: Ok, so I'm driving to mall.


[10:24:16 PM] From OddBird: so like..."yo slipshit knockerbackers hoebag flipflip" and we roll and get something out of that?


[10:29:40 PM] From Titan: I just want to meet Rave.


[10:30:59 PM] From Aether: theres no aluminum baseball bats in the future, what a rip off


[10:31:26 PM] From Titan: time travel FTW


[10:31:43 PM] From OddBird: there's not aether??


[10:33:05 PM] From Aether: what?


[10:33:24 PM] From Aether: gun traded it in at the meeting him and i went to


[10:33:25 PM] From Titan: The heavy pistol?


[10:33:35 PM] From Aether: as far as i know, not sure though


[10:33:36 PM] From Titan: yeah he took it.


[10:34:48 PM] From Titan: big plan in chat.


[10:35:26 PM] From novice: () This is declining into neutral evil land QUICKLY


[10:35:44 PM] From Titan: beastman = loyal corp employee, splunger = yes man


[10:36:05 PM] From Titan: not really, it's pretty simple


[10:37:50 PM] From Titan: I just wanted to involve the group.


[10:38:20 PM] From Titan: The basis for my character is b/c I'd be doing it to a corp employee, there by getting back at the man.


[10:39:04 PM] From Aether: bleh just realised we have no networkers


[10:39:16 PM] From Aether: i want to pawn off that ungodly rifle


[10:40:30 PM] From Aether: i have like $281...





[10:40:47 PM] From Aether: 261*


[10:41:34 PM] From Titan: Yeah seeing as only OB can use it, I'd say it's pretty useless for them.


[10:41:40 PM] From Aether: can titan look on craig's list for people buying blackmarket weapons XD


[10:42:31 PM] From Aether: same, ob stole everything i bought with vatican money


[10:43:26 PM] From Titan: Yeah, it can knock us out too.


[10:43:35 PM] From Aether: i'm too tired to actually think atm...so do your thing


[10:43:38 PM] From Titan: so, I'm selling it.


[10:44:35 PM] From Titan: I'm just bareeelly starting to understand it.


[10:45:04 PM] From Titan: you can just take them off.


[10:45:08 PM] From Aether: can the story move and people talk about this..afterwards?


[10:46:03 PM] From Titan: yah, but I won't get that much back for it.


[10:46:21 PM] From Aether: do the hobo thing in a park?


[10:46:28 PM] From Titan: Do we get the autodoc, since we split the price of it?


[10:47:00 PM] From Titan: no... not at all, but we did split the price of that, so we really got screwed.


[10:47:16 PM] From Titan: gun's


[10:47:58 PM] From Aether: it was in the jetta, we were taking it from gun for nov...who could actually use it


[10:48:55 PM] From Hakai: () well. fine. Then since it's there, can I go talk to my "friend" there to see about getting it?


[10:49:23 PM] From Titan: wow, I just realized that was a terrible idea, knocking on the door at 3:00 in the morning.


[10:50:03 PM] From Titan: Fuck you fex. fuck you.


[10:50:34 PM] From Aether: i break into guns and scream "All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"


[10:51:27 PM] From Titan: did you not see me do a youeey?


[10:51:50 PM] From Titan: nahh, I'm just 13, they'd make me drop the soap in jail.


[10:52:45 PM] From Aether: hobo camp!


[10:53:02 PM] From Titan: actually that was a moment of fex hinting for us not to turn around, but I'm going to turn around anyway.


[10:53:21 PM] From Titan: what OB?


[10:53:35 PM] From Titan: Yeah, I just wanted him to know that I didn't miss the hint


[10:54:12 PM] From Titan: well right now we're in between the mall and Bob's.


[10:54:48 PM] From Titan: Don't lie, she says "No way, I'm not that drunk"


[10:56:24 PM] From Titan: Artemis does a second youeey to check it out fex.


[10:57:25 PM] From Hakai: () Are you disappointed that Gun's gone, too? :(


[10:57:38 PM] From Aether: 15


[10:57:59 PM] To Hakai: () A little, but in all honesty, it might make things easier for me, not having to outwit gun all the time.. it's exhausting ;)


[10:58:02 PM] From Titan: wow, I failed too.


[10:58:26 PM] From Aether: i have like shit int and gac


[10:58:30 PM] From Titan: Don't worry, we'll drive by twice.


[10:58:54 PM] From Titan: go rave it's yo birfday.


[10:59:17 PM] From OddBird: we gonna throw you a suprise birfday


[10:59:22 PM] From Titan: no, hakai just had her head in my lap, and i was too engrossed in that.


[10:59:42 PM] From Titan: zach lee


[10:59:50 PM] From Titan: mouth's a mouth


[10:59:56 PM] From Aether: no there are some women i think "i wouldn't put someone elses dick in their mouth"


[11:00:26 PM] From Raveshaw: my girlfriend says "it doesn't look like fun"


[11:01:00 PM] From Aether: so......rave shaw something?


[11:01:20 PM] To Raveshaw: () What you notice, in the flashing lights, is what looks like a burning pile of something in front of the metal gate in front of the place, and the metal gate that was in front of the place looks like it has been blown open. From what you can tell theres a number of police milling around the situation. Also beyond one of the police cars you notice an ambulence and what appears to be a fire engine parked there nearby another police car.


[11:02:11 PM] From OddBird: gary was good enough, it was you that kept me out





[11:02:40 PM] From Aether: One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
“Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just Billy?”
“Well,” Billy Bobanswered, “When I was little like you, I used to get in trouble a lot,and when I did my mom always called me by both names. I guess after awhile, it just stuck.”
“Oh no!” Tommy cried. “I’d better straighten up then!”
“Why’s that?” Billy Bob asked.
“I don’t want to end up being called ‘you little shit’ for the rest of my life!”


[11:03:21 PM] From OddBird: I have a joke too! One time my mom told me "if you keep making ugly faces like that it'll stick that way!' and she was right.


[11:06:36 PM] To tree Cyber: http://is.gd/tliQ


[11:11:49 PM] From Aether: no hakai


[11:11:54 PM] From OddBird: 19, PHAILZ, 19, 24, 19


[11:11:58 PM] From Aether: i'm just fucking bored and tires XD


[11:12:02 PM] From Titan: D&D joke dummy


[11:13:19 PM] From Aether: do the motels come with semen encrusted blankets?


[11:13:25 PM] From Titan: me


[11:13:45 PM] From Titan: roll play it baby


[11:14:12 PM] From Titan: yes dear?


[11:15:15 PM] From OddBird: I thought you didn't have a job


[11:15:55 PM] From Titan: i'm about to bro rape you both


[11:16:20 PM] From OddBird: 'cuz he was sick with all those venereal diseases he gets from all the fine ass bitches that are constantly begging him for sex, bro. And he's definitely not sitting at home crying under the covers while he jerks himself off.


[11:16:40 PM] From Titan: http://is.gd/3ReG


[11:17:06 PM] From Titan: rediculous = hilarious?


[11:20:23 PM] From Titan: http://is.gd/tojc


[11:21:07 PM] From Aether: http://is.gd/tojz


[11:22:21 PM] From OddBird: *I get my vewy first boner.


[11:23:15 PM] From Titan: king, what?


[11:23:22 PM] From Titan: yup


[11:23:56 PM] From OddBird: I REFUSE


[11:24:23 PM] From Aether: we all pull up a pile of moss and go to sleep


[11:24:43 PM] From OddBird: hours pass and I just sit in front of the apt, wondering what the hell is going on


[11:25:45 PM] From OddBird: I rolled a phail. LOL


[11:26:18 PM] From OddBird: *I get my vewy first boner.


[11:27:13 PM] From OddBird: 18, 22 JS rolls


[11:28:35 PM] From OddBird: 21


[11:28:48 PM] From Titan: going to b room, brb


[11:39:43 PM] From OddBird: Okay Fex I think that my moral treatment of the chick EARNS ME the ability to train a LITTLE empathy


[11:41:18 PM] From Titan: wait, so OB didn't have to spend any ip?'


[11:41:27 PM] From Aether: i'm lagging or the wiki is





[11:41:33 PM] From OddBird: I did spend IP...was I not supposed to?


[11:41:43 PM] From Raveshaw: i want to train my bolt throwing from 5 to 8


[11:41:45 PM] From Titan: oh, ok , i get it.


[11:42:04 PM] From Aether: umm yeah hak


[11:42:33 PM] From Aether: i did


[11:42:56 PM] From Aether: fuck your yawning fex


[11:43:01 PM] From Aether: i need to shower


[11:43:13 PM] From Aether: and sleep for 3 hours...then work


[11:43:17 PM] From OddBird: My guy needs to shower ingame. I haven't ever RP'd showering. I bet I'm stinky.


[11:43:42 PM] From Aether: golden shower for ob


[11:43:47 PM] From Titan: I'm kindof tired, I'm up for ending it, unless some people want to go on.


[11:45:11 PM] From Titan: he was watching tv, but his gf wasn't ;P


[11:45:35 PM] From Aether: rofl i'm out you guys have fun with your..harassment


[11:45:43 PM] Left server: Aether.


[11:45:47 PM] From OddBird: he was watching TV, she was on her knees praying to the one eyed snake


[11:45:50 PM] From Titan: good night Aether, good night all


[11:46:04 PM] Left server: Titan.


[11:46:42 PM] From OddBird: damn you are smart


[11:46:48 PM] From OddBird: xD


[11:49:23 PM] From OddBird: Go study the Arena!


[11:50:00 PM] From novice: mmm bourbon burps


[11:50:25 PM] From OddBird: the v-mall thing?


[11:51:52 PM] From Hakai: *%U@*(#$"%:HTJ{W")ERGAWEKMG


[11:52:49 PM] From novice: bf shows up now... haha


[11:56:59 PM] From OddBird: the net's like an interactive blueprint, basically. You can see what the place is about, but you cannot physically see it...but your actions affecting it affect virtuality


[12:02:55 AM] From Hakai: snoo snoo!


[12:05:43 AM] From Hakai: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=videogaming&videoId=156220


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